Polyglot Plays Guess the Language Game
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 เม.ย. 2022
- Play Yourself www.languagesquad.com/
Hyperpolyglot Gigachad Shirt - language-simp-store.creator-s...
Join my discord / discord
Subscribe to become a gigachad hyperpolyglot.
Instagram @thelanguagesimp
As a Dutch person, I can confirm that we communicate with GGGGGGHHHHH all the time
ja toCH
"As a Dutch person"
Why
@@monika.alt197 omdat hij nederlandse is?
Covid incarnate
@@mcwithshift nej hij is een schildpad
The hard option should be "choose one of them":
- Serbian
- Montenegrian
- Croatian
Plot twist: there is no difference
You must be a fluent speaker of one of them to get it right.
U forgot Bosnian.
@BIG BLACK MAN GAMING Different alphabet!
@@overdose8329 Second plot twist: The alphabet is different.
Speaks 50 languages and none of them is Japanese
Amazing
He speaks all the American accents + Russian 😜
I guess Japanese won't be a failed language?
and polish
😊😊👍👍
Japanese is, incredible long to learn.
Your wizard hat just makes this all the more funnier! (I lost it every time you made that ggghhhh!! noise) Great jerb as always habibi 10/10
Based name 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa961 merci beaucoup! :)
Akkor fasz
sd
❤❤😊😊
i really spit my water out when you call out xiaoma 🤣
xD jajaja sí
你好我是xiaoma
WoW yOu hAvE a VeRy gOOd chInEsE
Have you seen the other open tab? 💀
Lol 我小马🐎不居下风
😂😂😂😂
2:35 Seeing you break character in total surprise is hilarious.
It tricked me too. Swedish is an interesting language.
It was not tricky for me 😁 its my native language.
@@Ilprontiraisa well obviously it wasn’t it’s your native language. Why would your native language be “tricky” ?
@@NeinCookiesforu the tricky part is there a lot of different dialects. The melodies are not same but the words are same. So I only hear the words.
I know over 3.500 words in Swedish and Norwegian, and sometimes Swedish doesn’t sound like Swedish - most of those vocal samples are very tricky, as they use dialect versions instead of using the standard version for each language, so I cannot get past question 83 (Easy) because I always confuse Thai with Vietnamese and Chinese and Korean etc, so the language guessing games on Language Squad really make me feel like pulling my hair sometimes, but at least I won the Easy level for guessing the scripts!
4:12 Squid game language 💀💀💀
I love how pissed he got at Swedish
Bro, you mean North Danish?
Kansjke
Nah it’s gotta be east Norwegian
Im Norwegian, and when the third North Danish thing came up I was like: so that has to be either Turkic or Swahili. I am ashamed as I just came back from Copenhagen, and should be able to recognize North Danish.
They should throw the scanian dialect in there just to piss him off even more
As a native Arabic speaker, I can confirm that
3:17 is the correct way to pronounce Iraq.
/S
isn't it /iɾɑq/?
Especially, the ق must pronounced very strongly like he does
Yeah but he could throw an ع at the beginning 👃🦻
@@nunkatsu this is satire
Well he is pronouncing perfectly. it must be /'IŕååQQQ/
Congratulations for the 1 million subscribers and Kaufmann’s blessings to you all. I woke up at 5 AM overwhelmed with emotion for reasons unknown, and literally within minutes, hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male Language Simp who is attractive to women…
and men, and conduit to the great Kaufmann, posted a new video. It was a sign, and a great one. I too, despite accidentally living in Japan, thought it must have been Spanish, since I have never watched anime.
This comment gets 100 lingots
Brilliant! 💣💥
@@mintjoint2240lingots ? Are they cryptic cryptosporidiosis cryptos ?
Is this mildly inebriated
@@pelletrouge3032 Is it? Am I? Only Kaufmann knows. Perhaps you will find out if you pray to our lord and savior and make some offerings to him.
Он так круто на русском разговаривает😳
Я точно знаю?
@@adamaisyah1 жиза
а ты когда казах говорит по русски тоже будешь в шоке
@@nurlanaidarkhanov нет
не очень, на самом деле
7:27
I'm a speaker of this minangkabau language. For your defense it doesn't sound native (which is a bit sad), probably that's why you missed it. Don't sweat it man
and get ready to learn it
Oh wow, you're Menangkebauo native??
@@ANN-ug2hd I have native pronunciation/accent (exposed to it since I was a kid) but my vocabulary is very limited (never really used the language that much)
So, yes and no
@@tachimegun may i know where r u from?
Native Minangkabau and Indonesian here 👋
Well, it sounds like many Padang City Women (typically from elite family), they do speak Minangkabau, but they speak Minangkabau so soft and so slow, it's because they grew up watching Indonesian TV Programs and they imitate the way people in the TV series talk since they were kids
and sadly they hardly ever write in Minangkabau language, it makes them not fluent reading what is written in Minangkabau language
they just text with friends using Indonesian language
yea I don't think most of these were spoken by a native speaker. I learn Japanese and I gotta say the Japanese sounded really off lol
"Português é muito gostoso. Bolsonaro também é muito gostoso" damn bro, it broke me
KkkkkkkkKKKK EU FIQUEI COM CARA DE TAXO QIANDO ELE FALOU ISSO VEIO KKKKKK NUNCA ESPEREI
Ele mandou algo assim em outro vídeo. Kkkk. Rachei.
Eu não estava esperando isso kkkkkkk
Ok isso foi estanho......né ideia não boy 🤨📸
fiquei de cara, e com sotaque carioca ainda
I love when he speaks Brazilian.
Brazilian Portuguese*
@@yukarimariapiresmachadoeri6312 did I stutter?
@@yukarimariapiresmachadoeri6312 hey the other day I learned of these really cool things called jokes you should try them out, not dangerous or anything don’t worry, they’re really common and used by most people so you should try them
@@yukarimariapiresmachadoeri6312 just so you know, I was joking in both my comments above. Nothing against you, have a nice day.
I think he learned one less wrong word.. It's unbelievable to think about our President with a colostomy bag being attractive. It's even insane!😅
4:45 The woman who speaks in Portuguese is clearly not a native speaker, the accent is not exactly bad but with 270 million speakers and almost a dozen countries it doesn't seem difficult to use someone native.
6:41
Him: bzzgzzzdzzrzzzzz
Me: The pope appealed during his 10th pilgrimage... lmao
correction: bżżżgźrzdrzżrźżżźzi
Him : "I don't speak Swedish"
Also him : *Proceeds to speak Swedish*
Two phrases
Aight so, for your information, Aceh is actually a province in Indonesia which is located in Sumatra. Indonesia has a lot of cultural languages, since nearly each 34 province of Indonesia has its own distinctive culture and language, Acehnese is basically one of them.
Anyways, my name’s Raafi, i’m from Indonesia.
“Salam Kenal”😁
Sebenarnya aku kalo melihat tulisan aksara minangkabau kelihatannya kayak mirip tulisan katakana jepang ya..
Salam dari arab saudi
- amin makki banten
You accents in arabic and german kill me 😂
03:16 KILLED ME AGAIN
Man, sometimes I really can't tell when you're being serious, or just (extremely) sarcastic :)
this is so true 🤣
It's safer to assume he's never serious
You just aren’t on his gigachad level
sd
Always extremely sarcastic and hilarious
now this is my new favorite language youtube channel, cant wait to become a papi polyglot gigachad that every woman and man on this earth feels atracted to
Has someone noticed what says in the second browser tab? This guy is a boss
I’m so (rawr) embarrassed uwu
a new shipping has borned 🥰
Timestamp?
@@sasino 0:10
What does it say?
Он так хорошо говорит по русски, что я уже думаю, что он русский, учащий английский
@Нестандартный Мирослав комментатор в курсе, он просто похвалил навыки русского языка у LanguagSimp в мемной форме
@@affectojfgidi1246 закрой рот
@@hdjwkrbrnflfnfbrjrmd втф чел😭😭😭
@@hdjwkrbrnflfnfbrjrmd чё такой негативный
@@hdjwkrbrnflfnfbrjrmdчурка
I love your correct but still hilarious impression of Russian language sound (which does not deny that you can really speak it).
Чувак, как же ты хорошо знаешь русский, горжусь твоим владением им)0)
Реально
Бесят его кривляния, и его самоуверенность, когда он говорит какую-нибудь чушь. Например, когда он назвал явно британский английский американским, или когда он назвал мексиканским испанский, который и близко не звучит как мексиканский.
@@elena79rus Это был очевидный сарказм. Он шутит над тем как необразованные люди называют английский язык "американским", и нарочно испанский мексиканским назвал, потому что многие люди их не различают.
@@user-po2zt5le5h
Нет, он так назвал именно потому, что та фраза была произнесена не на том испанском, на котором в Испании говорят. Но поскольку он сам видимо не разбирается в разных латиноамериканских диалектах, и всех их под одну гребёнку, вот он и ляпнул с дуру "мексиканский" (чтобы подчеркнуть, что это не испанский из Испании). А на самом деле там говорили с кубинским акцентом, который совершенно по-другому звучит, нежели мексиканский.
Что касается английского то думаю он просто невнимательно послушал и сдуру ляпнул, что это американский акцент. Я думаю он разницу между ними прекрасно знает, просто если бы он повторно или подольше повнимательнее послушал, то понял бы, что там был британский акцент, а не американский.
Пусть лучше бы не пытался на диалекты разделять, лучше бы просто язык угадывал.
Я вот во французском не разбираюсь, но мне теперь стало интересно правильно ли он угадал, что один из них был канадский диалект, а другой французский из Франции.
@@elena79rus Он говорил не про акцент в этих примерах, а сам язык назвал "американский" и "мексиканский". У меня нет никаких сомнений в том что это был сарказм.
You sound like you would make a really good genuine, serious language youtuber
The person in the Portuguese audio had a bit of a foreign accent.
até o cara do vídeo pareceu mais nativo que a voz da áudio
@@nunkatsu mais ou meno😂😂 não está tão fluente na minha opinião.
It was Brazilian
@@ozymandias4758 Nope. I am Brazilian and that accent sounded like a foreigner.
Yes. she clearly had a foreign accent.
The squid game bit made me laugh out loud.
7:20 Jar Jar Binks is my new favourite language
With my mom being a bolsonaro fan I always feel immense pain when you share your feelings about him
You should feel immense pain when she talks about liking him, lmao
@@joshuakazarian9906 yeah,I do that too
Im sorry for your loss
hopefully he gets kicked out in october tho
Bolsonaro is the best Brazilian president ever cope with it
Come on guys, only ~99,999,900 more likes to go before Language has to learn Minaengkabuoh
*The West Frisian Language Be Like: I'm a lot softer than the Dutch Language.*
west friesian isnt a thing do...
@@dagemervideos So it just stops existing because u said so
@@dagemervideos It is…
@@simianto9957 why do i keep comenting things i completely dont remember and dont agree with wth
My man, I literally only know 4 languages and got only 2 mistakes lmfao. The gigachad is falling off the top! Everybody, let’s help him get back!
managing a channel with 100 million subs can be stressful, cut him some slack
let’s not be too critical. being an alpha male giga chad requires a lot of energy
He needs to learn the proper language names and the the proper linguistic terminology first.
@@senorliamy17 I hope this is a joke
what are the languages you speak?
You’r freakin hilarious, man. I love you
Congrats on the 10 subscribers!
Damn, your Russian is a WAY better that 95% of immigrants speak and really close to native. Guess you could become here a minister of foreign affairs. Huge like+subscribe
3:10 I felt it when you said 'I swear I have heard it in my dreams'
"XiaomaNYC!?" Lol. I died.
congrats on 100k!
hey congrats on 100k!!
That S&M police outfit is the only time ACAB will mean Alpha Chad: always beautiful.
me japanese: surprised at suddenly hearing Japanese and being able to understand.
also me: surprised that you've heard so many languages even a minor one, but never Japanese.
That is a joke
1:42 I love how he just started speaking in german
Sksksskskksks esse sotaque carioca dele não tem como tankar não kskssk eu fico rindo toda vez
Sksksks ksksks kkkk lol now I'm officially Brazilian
8:06 Indian languages sound like typical Indian languages
Lol the cry 🤣
As someone who’s interested in languages it was fun being able to guess correctly on all the languages except Minangkabau, pretty happy about that!
lol...you indonesian?
@@abiyyupanggalih854 nah, he’s not
congrats on 300 million subs!!
Congrats on 100K!
You're right, 0:15 pics like that are slowly turning me gay
4:27 Tbf even I thought it was German for a second. It sounded like it loosely said “Danke Schön.” But the accent gave it away plus after that it was pretty obviously not German.
Dude, the woman speaking at 4:46 went to my school (Centro de estudios de lenguas extranjeras IPN) here in México to talk about the abolition of slavery in Brazil, so crazy when i regocnized her voice, also he's talking about same topic
3:48 the real language simp shines through, not wanting to be offensive, accepting, and a Gigachad! Keep up the good work.
2:50 "c'est pas francais, c'est quebecois ça": Frenchest thing ever said. I declare your French level C-Billion.
I want to learn languages by myself. But here’s the thing I had a brain bleed when I was 1 and it messed up my language cortex. So it makes it a lot harder for me and I want to learn Spanish, Russian, and Mandarin. I set high standards for myself just so you know
It may be harder but still possible! believe In yourself :)
@@lucwolfe3068 thanks
Be careful there little buddy .. I started with Otomi & Mixtec and then learned English and Spanish at 8. Then learned all the Romance at 15, then Slavic (Russ, Serb) at 19, and danced with the Germanic (Danish, German) 2021.... eventually it lead me to the Dene Cuacasian theory . Then got obcessed with German because how Alpha (Chad) a mf langauge it is , which got me curious in its origin and then it led me to Hyperborea and Tartaria theories..Which for some reason was already knowledge to Grmans but we in NA are late to the party.
After that it led me to GREEK,Persian and somewhat hebrew and constructed langauges like Classical Nahuatl and Standardized langauges post 20th century.
But yeah Hyperborian theory is no joke at all.. be careful when you learn a language because then you learn its customs and habbits.. Like no joke when I spoke German , I had intense craving for Mineral Wasser out of nowhere.
& So that's why I didn't want to learn French .. not a fan of white flags and giving up.
@@chibiromano5631 But if you learned all the romance languages you must have learned French
@@waltervondervogelweide4638 French is a very weird language that does not really pronunce things correctly like Spanish,italian, romanian and portugese. While its disguised Romance clothing(Grammar) much of it feels very odd.
Closest comparison I would have is like
if Mexico or Philipines started to speak English heavily and then label it apart of the Germanic family because they can speak English.
Ghello, Gwat is you are nhame ?
Mi fayvor... et culo er is Hiello.
No f**n way that abomination ever because germanic.
Same as French Fries.
But one langauge that seems so similar to French is Georgian, both have a similar numeral system for counting 20s and both have those infamous R noise but Georgian uses 'gh' .
Were the celt french originally georgians?
No wonder there is a link of French and Russians
and why Russian also some georgian in it.
Gog and Magoog?
Es Tut mir lied
Thank you for the link i'm aways interrest of playing myself.
You're a real polyglot ! envy you , well done
6:13 Austronesia is a language family spoken in places from taiwan to hawaii to new zealand to madagascar
"Swedish is a weird way to call north danish" hahahah! i'm so impressed that you can even hear the various dialects of swedish, especially Skånska, aka north danish
I think he was just trying to offend, and got lucky, but yeah
congrats on 1 million subs bro
Tigrinya is the other language of Ethiopia, also written in the Ge'ez script. Also, I can't fathom my life without Amharic and Japanese music these days. You're amazing with your linguistic skills, I am merely a fan of other languages and I can only speak English fluently.
4:50 BOLSOMITO 2018
4:22 Omg, that mix 🤣
This is really great video. Thank you 🥰🥰❤❤
CONGRATS ON 100 TRILLION SUBSCRIBERS
5:26 :) LOL !!!
3:17 every time you said that make me laugh so much 😂
In addition انا من العراق 😂
that pause before saying "and man on the planet"
good job on 1 million subs
4:45 ele falou com um sotaque nordestino que até me fez achar que ele fosse brasileiro
Sotaque carioca amigo, a gente não fala tão "certo" assim.
Ты круто говоришь по-русски🔥🥰
gg on 1billion subs!
Loved it bro
Actually that's all HOLY TURKISH EMPİRE languages
turkish propagandası dkfigjgkgjgj
5:07 - as a Czech, I can confirm that it was very typical example of Czech, BTW, yes, Polish sounds like bzvzbzvzbzzzbvzz
@Polanie Czech and Polish accent is actually almost the same, especially in eastern parts of Czechia where people speak Czech-Polish hybrid. Fact that people say that Czech is similar accent like German is still bizare for me, German is full of schwa sounds, weird french R, many letters with double point and such sounds doesn't exist in Czech at all.
@@Pidalin Czech is the only Slavic language which have the main stress on the first syllable. This is a strong distinguishing feature, even if you don't know the vocabulary. Of course, except Silesian Czech which is more Polish than Czech.
@@breznik1197 Slovak too, but Slovak pronunciation and intonation is completely different than Czech, so it doesn't sound similar to me, Polish sounds similar to Czech than Slovak by my Czech ears.
Congratulations on 100 Korean subscribers!
Congratulations on the 350 million subscribers!
As a bengali, the only time I yelled out loud was at the end. I yelled “How do you not know that’s not bengali!?” 😂
I’m Swedish and I loved that you got so confused when you heard 2:38
What kind of weird accent was that?
@@dancegregorydance6933 sounds like typical stockholmska
Congratulations on your 100k subs
You should play some vrchat and shock everyone with your hyperpolyglot skills
4:36 that portuguese is SO weird. As a brazilian I laughed hard xD
Sim mano, que sotaque estranho
Português from Portugal
@@marcelinomatiasdesouza nem de perto que isso é PT-PT. Parece uma chinesa tentando falar PT-BR, ou Português de Macau.
@@marcelinomatiasdesouza Não parece português de portugal mais nem fodendo.
Mano, a senhorita a falar é a coisa mais estranha que eu já ouvi. Já o sotaque do gajo, parece mesmo uma mistura de português variedade africana com sotaque variedade brasileira..
This is random
one day my english tracher ask the class?, What is the language used in mexico
And i answer spanish
And my teacher said 'didnt mexico speak mexican'
The real "Mexican" language is Nahuatl and is only spoken by an extremely small minority
@@sasino cool
congrats on 100k
Congrats on 100 billion subs!!!!
6:28 then how do you misunderstand Vietnamese as Tamil?
i will send my 100 million bots to this video to force you to learn Minangkabau
I didn't even know that exists
"minængkabowo"
@@eeeee323 exatamente
I don’t know why I find it soo funny when your swear in a different language!
I like the way you make words more shorter😂
The one speaking Portuguese speaks with a very foreign accent xD
As a brazilian, this will problably embarass me when my language comes
can't believe i guessed more speaking only 3 languages fluently. I find it interesting how many polyglots knowledge usually includes european languages, and just three asian languages and swahili. Asia and its languages are so underapreciated, there's so much to it
4:21 "sweet potato flowers have bloomed"
Lol
When speaking french, he mixed the curse words of like both Quebec and France together. It’s funny
Very.
3:48 as a thai, i'm offended
love the tigers jaw hoodie
the open tab with xiaoma nyc fan fiction killed me
I'm a bit sad that Tagalog (Filipino) never came up as one of the audio files, but this was fun to watch! Keep being a gigachad m'dude
I wonder if Filipino audio files would be from different Filipino languages. Imagine ang shock kapag natama niya ang Tagalog at ang sunod na audio file ay Chavacano 😭
Italian too 😢
@@shynnieshymmur7386 omg yeah I've never seen anyone who isn't Filipino talk about a Filipino dialect
@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 I wouldn't call Chavacano, or majority of the "dialects" in the Philippines as actual dialects. They're languages. An example I can give of a dialect is CDO Bisaya, Cebuano Bisaya, Davao Bisaya. And North v South Tagalog. But yeah, it would be fun to see a foreigner talk about Filipino (as a language family as it should function)
@@shynnieshymmur7386 idk why but a lotta Filipinos (and I’m saying this as a Filipino) always refer to our languages as dialects. Some even debate with me about it. Maybe because it sounds fancier or rarer, but somehow, some of us always get it mixed up
As an Indonesian, I laugh a lot at Minangkabau. They also mentioned some other Indonesian native languages: Balinese, Acehnese. We have many more! You should learn Bahasa Indonesia! :D
I love your content, also could you maybe start to learn croatian? it doesnt use cyrillic and its fairly easy for a slavic laungage so if you could i would really be happy, Happy days from croatia :)
your reactions while answering hhhhhhh I cant get enough