THE PREDATOR is Garbage - Part Two | Cynical Reviews

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  • @CynicalReviews
    @CynicalReviews  5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

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    • @iamwrong2239
      @iamwrong2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed it is

    • @alle2740
      @alle2740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yay thanks! Take all the time you need, I'd rather wait and watch good content than a rush job that stresses you out.

    • @Party_Almsivi
      @Party_Almsivi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re like Rian Johnson’s really great younger brother. Shame that big bro is such a bell-end.

    • @johnnyjeffries6155
      @johnnyjeffries6155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bring back the dog!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, I'm more concerned for you then anything else. You had to subject yourself to this movie, what, maybe a half a dozen times over the course of making this video? I'm amazed you still have any shred of sanity left to speak of.

  • @blimeyjoe253
    @blimeyjoe253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    you know a lot of experts say that being a bad director isn't really a disorder, it's actually the next step in the cinematic chain

    • @bertimusprime7900
      @bertimusprime7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      That explains a a lot about Hollywood...

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      So they’re just too evolved for us to understand?

    • @arthursalas8010
      @arthursalas8010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hahahahaha

    • @DingbatToast
      @DingbatToast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm beginning to think this may be the case 🤪

    • @solarsailer4166
      @solarsailer4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Makes sense...if you've suffered severe brain trauma first. Good lord.

  • @lordxeno1812
    @lordxeno1812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    The best thing about this movie is imagining Predators using the kids DNA to 'upgrade' themselves. Only to realise that now have no social skills and can be defeated by mildly loud noises.
    THE NEXT STEP IN HUMAN EVOLUTION!

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Crowds. Certain textures. Smells. Tastes.
      Social interactions sometimes

    • @supertaoman12
      @supertaoman12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      they also now all have crippling flattening fetishes

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@supertaoman12 ????

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      I´m autistic and laughed at the film because of this! I would not call my short-term memory issues (forgetting names and faces....) and crippling anxiety as "next step in human evolution" either.... I blame Stephen King for starting this stupid trope of "special needs kids have superpowers!"

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Stephen king is really a hack yes Carrie, it, and the shining are all decent (never read dark towers but I’ve heard good things) but most of his stuff if really just meh (like the mist, and children of the corn) to g-d fucking awful(tommy knockers, the langiers, maximum overdrive, anything he’s written since 1999).

  • @shawklan27
    @shawklan27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2711

    You know something? This movie made me actually appreciate predators for how they portrayed the predators with the upmost respect and gratitude because this film felt like a mockery

    • @honestkyn718
      @honestkyn718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The Predator is a great monster because it's basicly The Hunting the most dangerous game trope. It's an alien who hunts you for sport...
      But screw it though! Now their really stupid geneticists...

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I don't like Predators but I'll watch it over this. I just hate that the girl tells everyone how Arnold defeated the creature and yet no one does it till the end.

    • @dankwarmouse6248
      @dankwarmouse6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I felt like Predators was awesome. It far from a great movie, even a good one in plenty of measures, but it was FUN. It was one of those rare action movies that lacks all pretense about what it is and what it wants to show you. I find it far more refreshing when a movie doesn't try to make some feeble attempt at depth to legitimize itself and is comfortable with what we all know it is. We don't need the writers to pretend they're making any insightful commentary on autism or climate change, and we literally only notice because of their feeble and embarrassing attempts to do so nonetheless. It's like the action movie version of what sooo many comedies do -- try to leverage an emotional layer to characters who failed to earn it or need it 2/3 of the way through as a "rising action" type stage in the movie's plot. Again, the lack of depth is fine until the writers try to add some shitty imitation of it. Compare Ted to Airplane! for a stark example of it occurring in comedies in my view.

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@honestkyn718 they're*

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dankwarmouse6248
      "I find it far more refreshing when a movie doesn't try to make some feeble attempt at depth to legitimize itself and is comfortable with what we all know it is. We don't need the writers to pretend they're making any insightful commentary on autism or climate change, and we literally only notice because of their feeble and embarrassing attempts to do so nonetheless."
      This is exactly what I felt coming out of the theater after seeing the new Godzilla movie a couple weeks back.

  • @cornguy4447
    @cornguy4447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Rory: *murders a house of people*
    Police: “he’s a bit spooked”

    • @Jona_The_Than_D
      @Jona_The_Than_D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It sucks how well this aged

    • @Jona_The_Than_D
      @Jona_The_Than_D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ Kyle Rittenhouse

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jona_The_Than_D He was literally chased by a mob of people who were literally going to kill him 🤦

    • @Koifin3
      @Koifin3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@johnny.V03he drove across state lines with a kitted out assault rifle, baited a man into attacking him, shot and killed said man and THEN your crazy mob started chasing him because he literally murdered someone.

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Koifin3 How did Kyle bait a man into attacking him? Joseph Rosenbaum was seen on camera stalking Kyle and when he noticed Rosenbaum charged for his rifle. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

  • @afatcatfromsweden
    @afatcatfromsweden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    man: *screams*
    side character: *shoots him in the head with a handgun wich is way louder than a scream thinking it will stop the predator from tracking them*

    • @nerdherd1819
      @nerdherd1819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      predator: *shows up seconds after*

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Predator:
      "Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for that booty"

    • @21_jadhav_rajendra84
      @21_jadhav_rajendra84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No wonder Audience enjoyed this movie. As they make something good or just make something so bad that it's good in some other ways.

  • @TheSefirosu200x
    @TheSefirosu200x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Why did they think the dogs HAVE to look cute just because one of them is helping the protagonists? Can't they just be menacing but also have one of them still be helpful?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      NO, if it helps the allies it has to be ugly, but in a cute way

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I found the 2010 Predator digs oddly cute and imagine how badass it would be to have them help humans.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ms.chomper5024 Critical Drinker did cover this, aye?

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slevinchannel7589 I'm not sure but I don't get why some people don't like the dogs in the 2010 movie.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ms.chomper5024 XD

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Got a new idea for a film. It's called The Alien. Essentially a Super Xenomorph gets one shot by a Leprosy patient because Leprosy is a Super Power.

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *fingers fall off after shooting the Alien... and missing....*

    • @petercarioscia9189
      @petercarioscia9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Im not sure autism and leprosy are really in the same league but point taken

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bra I'm Autistic and everyone treats me like I've got Leprosy like they don't look at me or anything :)

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kleptrep94 I also have autism and I got plenty of attention in my childhood; being beaten up over and over again, bullied etc.
      I wish I was just avoided like the plague.

    • @ryudhal
      @ryudhal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@petercarioscia9189 im not sure how being offended over a joke for no reason other than the catharsis effect of imagining that you're morally superior than a stranger on the internet is supposed to help anyone or in any way make you look like anything other than an attention hogging, annoying, misguided Tumblr level Social Justice asshole but point taken

  • @TheMediaRaptor
    @TheMediaRaptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    7:17 The comics did this so much better. There are Predator 'Clans', and some kill anything or anyone regardless of their code (don't kill the young, old, unarmed), and in some cases, Predators do try and work with Humans to take them down. How cool would've that been?

  • @DisneyDancer1990
    @DisneyDancer1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "Watch the film for yourself." No, that's okay.

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I made that mistake like 3 days ago.

    • @scottpepper7028
      @scottpepper7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a classic.

    • @elennapointer701
      @elennapointer701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only if I don't have to pay money for it. Otherwise, this is as close as I'm getting to this radioactive crapasaurus.

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My thoughts exactly. Not gonna sit there for 107 minutes riping the hairs out of my clean shaved skull out of frustration.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GamebroTV
      Yep, I also hated every minute of The Predator too...I’m actually surprised at myself for not walking out of the theater at the midway point

  • @lobsterworshiper298
    @lobsterworshiper298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I want a Rocky/Predator crossover where the predators challenge the human race to war, but we propose to solve it over a boxing match. To get us some better odds at winning, scientists collect samples of Rocky and Apollo's blood and create a super boxer by merging their DNAs.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      One critical flaw in that plot though. Wheres the weaponized autism?

    • @lobsterworshiper298
      @lobsterworshiper298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@TG-ge1oh awwww man, i didn't think about that part.
      I mean rocky always seemed kinda... slow, maybe he was autistic all along

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lobsterworshiper298 Rofl

    • @utubebgay
      @utubebgay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lobsterworshiper298 *stares into the distance* you know... That would explain a lot...

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would be hilarious. And good, potentially. Add Ivan Drago in, too.

  • @5FingerBallad
    @5FingerBallad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Predators was never that bad of a movie, it was respectful to the lore and comics. This movie proves it by being one of the worst movies of all time.

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Worst than my Immortal this movie was

    • @kruder79
      @kruder79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I ama an avid predator fan, and i managed to enjoy even avp 1 and avp 2 requem and definitely predators was better than predator 2... but this shit...

    • @sargon6000
      @sargon6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Predators felt like a fan-made film... which was still leagues better than 2018 film.

    • @julianmarco4185
      @julianmarco4185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine if this movie actually tried to tie it to Predators. Like if the small predator was actually Brody from Predators just mutated and brainwashed into one of theirs and he was coming to Earth to warn them about the Predators and a brewing war being planned by the steroid predators. The comics established that the predators are not beyond interracial comradeship or even relationship if they had proven themselves.

    • @5FingerBallad
      @5FingerBallad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@julianmarco4185 If they were to make that tie-in with Brodey being genetically altered, that would just be even more of a mess in the convoluted sandwich, but interesting idea nonetheless. The Epilogue comic of Predators and lore about Machiko Noguchi does prove that this movie's depiction of what the Predator species demands of their hunts is bullshit. I would have loved to see a human-Predator-based film where they were recruiting under a battle-royale combined with a hunt. I wish they'd just have the balls to continue the Predators plotline or have this take place in the Colonial timeline so that we didn't have to have this cinematic universe bullshit that they ruined Alien: Covenant & this piece of shit with.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    That "exoskeleton under his skin" bit made me laugh - as a biologist myself... yeah, even an evolutionary biologist should know that's an endoskeleton. Also, how did the super grow one? I did not see it do anything.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Critical Drinker did cover this, aye?

    • @Mmmmilo
      @Mmmmilo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You don’t need to be a biologist to know 6th-grade biology. A child wouldn’t even make this mistake 😂

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@MmmmiloShit, my kids are ten, and eight. Even they know the difference.

    • @Quintessenceofdust7
      @Quintessenceofdust7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i didnt see anything either, i dont know why she said that in the first place.

  • @anubusx
    @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    Please Hollywood stop making Predator, Alien and Terminator films.

    • @thedude5805
      @thedude5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      hollywood: ah i see you want a predator v alien v terminator

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Predator 2, Terminator 2 & Aliens were the last good ones they made.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@thedude5805
      Please don't even attempt it.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jwnj9716
      Maybe just maybe Terminator Dark Fate will be good.

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eh I don't think so but we will see.

  • @mhairifergusonburns7582
    @mhairifergusonburns7582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I've always been baffled that Rory is triggered by the school fire alarm, but loud gunfire all around him is a-ok?

    • @Summer-sx7xl
      @Summer-sx7xl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They actually got that one right. I have sound sensitivities, but gunfire never bothered me (I go to the range a lot). For me, it’s triggered by harsh, blaring noises like fire alarms, but not by loud noises in general. This doesn’t excuse the movie in any way because, as an author, I expect them to do research and find a consistency.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ones a constant sound the others a burst unless full auto

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think it should have been established to make it make sense, some autistic people are only triggered by specific kinds of sounds. I can get close to a subwoofer no problem, but doing the dishes without ear protection seriously hurts my ears. It's not just the volume, it's the pitch too. Maybe have a scene of him going to watch the adults at the shooting range, so you know beforehand "oh, ok, alarms bad, gunfire good"

  • @finwebber7235
    @finwebber7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I feel like this movie is that one kid from school who tries to make everything he does and says sound cool and science like but he just fails horribly

    • @mancleave7330
      @mancleave7330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      KingYelnif making everything sound science hurts my brain

    • @noodlepoodle3582
      @noodlepoodle3582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      KingYelnif Basically my middle school writing

    • @arthursalas8010
      @arthursalas8010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "and science"

    • @dariohenriquez7773
      @dariohenriquez7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ yeah that was awkward. this is awkward too th-cam.com/video/mJEptlJMT60/w-d-xo.html i dont know if im spelling it right

  • @Scalesthelizardwizard
    @Scalesthelizardwizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I have high functioning autism and the way they depicted autism makes me cringe and angry

    • @xtianosickboy
      @xtianosickboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does high functioning mean though? That you wipe your own arse?

    • @Scalesthelizardwizard
      @Scalesthelizardwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@xtianosickboy I'm not very good at explaining it but it means I'm like a normal person but I have autistic traits sorry if this is unclear I suggest you look it up

    • @ninis22dg
      @ninis22dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have high functioning autism too

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm blind and that film about Ray Charles super offended me.

    • @Scalesthelizardwizard
      @Scalesthelizardwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucasoheyze4597 I how they depicted that makes me cringe

  • @goosegirl941
    @goosegirl941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    How can the special effects be WORSE 30+ years later?

    • @lunalluna9401
      @lunalluna9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Especially the cgi super predator, it looks terrible.

    • @bobbobson110
      @bobbobson110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Because they were practical effects.
      No one does these anymore. Sitting in front of a computer is way more convenient.

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's because Hollywood producers now understand the VFX process better and know how to hurry the process along. This involves moving studios and their employees miles away from their families for tax evasion and failing to credit said employees in the movies right after driving their companies to bankruptcy

    • @spinosaurusstriker
      @spinosaurusstriker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@bobbobson110 not really, good cgi beats practical effects most of the time, the real reason is because its more cheap.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The effects look so bad because the budgets are too high. Sounds paradoxical, but that is the reason.
      The high budgets mean every production day is more expensive. That means they have to rush a production while a lower budget movie would have enough time.

  • @Jenacide
    @Jenacide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "What would it have to gain? If this Predator wanted to help humanity, why didn't it try opening up communications, instead of murdering everyone around it? Why did it murder Quinn's friend and go to the effort of stringing him up and collecting his spine?"
    Look man, some of us only know how to speak in slaughter

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe that Predator had autism too and this was the result of it...

  • @officershepherdsa
    @officershepherdsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Ah. The goons caught a classic case of "nameless baddie disorder" symptoms include disregarding all prior training, neglect of cover, ineffective aim, selecting invulnerable targets, instant knockouts from slight hits, and general disregard for survival and common sense.

    • @stephenfox8685
      @stephenfox8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And one possibly being a possible pedophile in the making. (the scene where he steals the kids picture) That was one of the most creepy things to witness in this.

  • @chaddrusso8850
    @chaddrusso8850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When the predator first escapes the base and Olivia Munn chases it, watching her run as fast as the predator is honestly the most hilarious scene in the entire movie

  • @mangajag
    @mangajag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Being on the spectrum and watching this in the cinema.. It was super cringy.. Give me the old movies back

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same feeling

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I have ADHD and Asperger's. I think the whole weaponising autism thingy is just mildly amusing.
      The rest of this trainwreck seems far more frustrating. Haven't watched it and probably never will.

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarcelNL how is it amusing

    • @MarcelNL
      @MarcelNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RasEli03 Because it's so incredibly dumb! :-)
      But I don't find it to be insulting or anything.

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MarcelNL ok. I find it more like misinformation for people that don't know what autism is. It's funny how the movie makes it look like a super power

  • @zarryis3365
    @zarryis3365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I found a mistake: it starts at the beginning of the movie and goes on through to the end. I call the mistake The Predator.

  • @steveanderson5605
    @steveanderson5605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I remember being excited about the film. Shane black writing with Boyd Holbrook as the lead.
    Opening scene plays, knew it was garbage.

  • @decay79
    @decay79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Love how the ships force field is slowly covering the ship when our heroes needs to jump/duck it, but when he triggers the shield to hurt the big guy it's basically instant.

  • @artu2302
    @artu2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Your FBI joke at the end was funnier than anything Shane Black has ever done on purpose.

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Counterpoint: The Nice Guys

    • @saculnnamremmiz
      @saculnnamremmiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Counterpoint: Kiss kiss, bang bang. Honestly one of the funniest movies ever...
      The guy is a great screenwriter...sometimes .

    • @outsidelookinginprod
      @outsidelookinginprod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@saculnnamremmiz I would argue that The Predator is simply not in the right genre for Shane Black. He is a talented writer, but his strengths is not writing horror or action/adventure. He is good at buddy films, with mismatched protagonists working off each other usually to solve a crime. Lethal Weapon, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and The Nice Guys are Shane Black at his best. But try to put his trademarks into the Predator franchise? It won't work.

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@outsidelookinginprod Or, at the very least, keep Shane Black in the director's chair and just have someone else write the screenplay.

    • @THEBLACKBELT
      @THEBLACKBELT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saculnnamremmiz Most of the time. This movie really his only bad screenplay.

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "The next step in human evolution" ...That ain't even how evolution works

  • @m.s.e.advanced2842
    @m.s.e.advanced2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Of course it's funny it's just an elaborate Key and Peele sketch

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      flibbittygibbitt They were awful in the new Toy Story

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Joking aside Jordan Peele could direct a way better Predator movie because at least he's a competent horror director.

    • @unknownman4966
      @unknownman4966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zbh9268 But Predator isn't a horror movie, or is it?

    • @zbh9268
      @zbh9268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@unknownman4966 It's technically Horror/Action like Aliens. But effective as both genres unlike the 2018 film which isn't effective at anything.

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zbh9268 His horror movie wasn't as realistic as The Predator. It had a competent TSA agent.

  • @butthz8850
    @butthz8850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    About Munn's capture and imprisonment in the barn. She's has one hand handcuffed to a chair, that is in the middle of the loft, and not nailed to the floor. Her legs are also free. Instead of fighting with the handcuff, pick up the chair and jump out? Her plot armor is thick enough to survive the fall.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Reminds me of something my sister likes to say: There's nothing worse than a bad comedy. Everything else can still be funny despite (or rather due to) being bad but since that's the whole point of comedy, a bad comedy isn't even funny.

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    >while hes screaming
    >Traeger shoots him to keep him quiet
    Guns are significantly louder than yelling. Just sayin.

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    They should never have had the Predator communicate directly with the humans. Hell, there are a lot of things they never should have done in this movie. But that in particular robs them of their alien mystique.
    Personally, I liked "Predators", I thought it was a pretty solid film with compelling characters. It took itself seriously, re-emphasized the "humbled badasses" motif of the original film, and it kept the aliens somewhat inscrutable even on their own planet.

    • @elennapointer701
      @elennapointer701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Billy Hill Yeah, Predator 2 didn't work for me. It reminded me of an episode of Miami Vice, with OTT characters, stupidly OTT violence and an unlikeable bunch of main characters. I think Danny Glover was miscast and given a terrible script, and the less said about Gary Busey and Bill Paxton's horribly-written characters, the better. The movie felt cheap, it didn't respect the source material and it wasn't scary. The people making it seemed to have thought if they soaked everything in blood, that would make it frightening, completely missing the slow burn and rising sense of dread that made the original so good.

  • @turningcog
    @turningcog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Predators (2010) was a romantic comedy but still manged to forward the world building. Thank you for saving me whatever the runtime was on this film

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truthfully, Predators was at least enjoyable and had a lot of tense moments.

  • @81orez
    @81orez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This was funny as hell. That movie looked like a train crash as soon as the cast was released, but even in my wildest dreams I couldn't imagine it to be this bad.

  • @dryrotaus9315
    @dryrotaus9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The part where he said "that would make it an endoskeleton" made me laugh so hard

  • @russellpair2327
    @russellpair2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    When me and my dad were watching this we were laughing so hard and were talking about how bad it was and near the end when it said the predator killer we started to think that what if in that box it was Arnold Schwarzenegger and he would walk out and say some cheesy line, that would’ve made that film

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be hilarious! Here's some armour etc. And some clones of this guy Dutch. Killed a major Hunter. So we cloned him. Can't get any better than this guy!

    • @ChrisTX60
      @ChrisTX60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he was actually offered a brief cameo in this film but he turned it down cause he said it added nothing to his characters legacy

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would mean it was a GOOD movie. Could go all 'im back!'.... or some such silliness.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Critical Drinker did cover this, aye?

  • @josephlane1614
    @josephlane1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My older brother has aspergers, as well as two of my friends. My niece has a different variation of autism. My brother jokes about it helping him with some things, but he definitely wouldn't claim to be the next step in evolution.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If someone tells me that to my face (I'm level 1 autistic btw), I just smile and say "No."

  • @wolfytda
    @wolfytda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fact they use autism as a golden star as though it makes the movie better. Its just like other movies using mental illnesses and sexuality as a cash grab. My little brother has autism and seeing movies use it not to show awareness but as a "look at how diverse and nice we are" along with fetishizing things like anxiety disorder and depression which i have, movie like this make people take seriously things like a joke and as a "oh their so quirky its so cute" people do act like this and its a major problem for many people. Big company's use things that are seen as "weird" or "wrong" as a quick cash grab for people who actually have it can finally have someone to relate to, things like romanticizing and fetishizing things that can ruin lives and even cause death. Im not saying you shouldn't put things like autism and bipolar but its important to not take them lightly: show and stay true to how the people with such problems feel and act, dont treat ot as a cash grab but a true problem many people suffer with, treat things like this with care. Make the main character autistic and have depression, hell i even encourage it to help spread awareness that these things are real problems, make some shock value jokes of you truly want to. Just dont treat the disability or illness itself as a joke. If your going to give a character a mental illness or disability then PLEASE do educate yourself and keep in mind it always differs from people, shed light on large companies using things like this as cash grabs. Just remember that not all movies with a character who has disabilities or illness are automatically bad; theres always someone who does it right.
    I just hope what im Saying makea sense and my apologies if i repeat, things like this are very personal to me.
    TLDR: people are exploiting things like sexuality, disabilities and illness just to get a cash grab and arent showing respect or even trying to make it accurate.
    Some random person on the internet sharing their useless opinion signing off, have a good day.

  • @paulkielty8385
    @paulkielty8385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Rewatching this and I can't hold it in anymore.
    My daughter has autism and I find Hollywood's approach to it both offensive and laughable...

  • @DOSkywalkR
    @DOSkywalkR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Has anybody ever approached you about playing a young Phil Collins? :D

  • @joshuak5798
    @joshuak5798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How about the part towards the end of the film where Quinn gains access to the ship via a door secured by the alien technology, despite the film itself showing the need for Rory and his autism to understand the language/code.
    Quinn just smacks a few keys and low and behold, open seseme.

  • @TD-gu5tp
    @TD-gu5tp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Rian Johnson is that you?

    • @axxelion1353
      @axxelion1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Darth Cameron more soy, too

  • @pathatfield2543
    @pathatfield2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Doggie ex Machina” This remark is more clever than anything in the actual film.

  • @xula10
    @xula10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I just pretend this movie doesn't exist.

    • @dvhh
      @dvhh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The list of movies that don't exist is getting way too long

    • @yamadiyoo9658
      @yamadiyoo9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dvhh Thats impossible because the list is empty.

    • @hongkongcantonese501
      @hongkongcantonese501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What movie?

  • @KnightsaysNi
    @KnightsaysNi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We've still got half an hour to go." The look of sheer despair...you poor bastard.

  • @jentoons5732
    @jentoons5732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Although I agree that using autism as a way to portray “super intelligence” for the sake of the movie is an overused trope, I have to say that the moments of sensory overload aren’t incorrect. As someone on the spectrum, his responses are not surprising.
    For me, I would hate the speakers at home even on low volume, but would turn my headphones’ volume all the way up. I would hate loud noises coming from next door, but don’t mind the explosion scenes at the cinema. It’s VERY confusing, but I’m letting you know that the way this film portrays sensory overload isn’t really “wrong,” realistically speaking. Everything else, however...

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have commented something similar somewhere else, but to be honest, I'm way more bothered by sound based anti-mosquito wristbands than subwoofers. It's not just the volume, it's the pitch, the regularity, the timber of the sound that matters. It can also depend by the stress level of the person (if you're relaxed you can bear it more easily) and a lot of other factors.

  • @mrtalos
    @mrtalos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Predator: great if cheesy
    Predator 2: not as good, but underrated
    Predators: great, some major problems, but enjoyable
    This: god no
    AVP films: just no

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The first AVP isso much better than this shit.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Patrick Heneghan I like AVP as well, but AVPR would have been more enjoyable if it wasn't so friggin' dark, among other things.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait, there are AVP movies?

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omnical6135 O_O
      ....Yeah. A fairly good first one and a pretty mediocre sequel.

    • @wiictvchannel1112
      @wiictvchannel1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would say only the first quarter of the first Predator is cheesy and that it was intentional. Everything after comes off pretty serious.

  • @mnrsteeljoutafel
    @mnrsteeljoutafel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ah loud noises
    “EVOLUTION MUST BE WORKING”

  • @badusernam
    @badusernam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    So, being autistic, I actually do get asked to "turn down" my autism. Like that's a thing people actually think is ok to ask.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait, what? people actually ask you that?

    • @davycrock0441
      @davycrock0441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, can you please change the colour of your skin!

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Ghostbusters Franchise....DESTROYED, Jurassic Park Franchise...DESTROYED, Star Wars Franchise....DESTROYED,
    Terminator Franchise...DESTROYED, Alien Franchise.....DESTROYED, Predator Franchise...DESTROYED!!!!
    What the heck is going on in Hollywood???!!!!

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Who's Next?" - Goldberg. Just stop making sequels to old films. They shit on those films for being "cheesy" and yet they cant do it better...fucking hell.

    • @tobiasthuresson7270
      @tobiasthuresson7270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To control the future you need to erase the past. Popular culture is a huge part of our formative years and we place great value on it. They know this, hence why all the intense propaganda these past few years. It's all deliberate and is only gonna get far worse. Just tune out. They won't stop. It's about demoralization and creating anxiety and rootlessness in us all.

    • @rattlejaw9976
      @rattlejaw9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Disney

    • @_______2107
      @_______2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Joe Blow you are unfathomably stupid

    • @JohnSmith-sk7cg
      @JohnSmith-sk7cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They were never designed to be franchises. They were turned into them. That's what happened.

  • @benjaminwade7489
    @benjaminwade7489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I don't really mind seeing you talking but I'm kinda used to seeing your animated character and like its bored expression

  • @jthompson7175
    @jthompson7175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Honestly, if they wanted to make a decent and subversive Predator movie, they could have just developed one idea from this movie and thrown out the other 99% of it: a Predator gets captured. Gets "studied" in a government lab and then breaks loose, making this hunt about revenge. Simple and doesn't retcon existing entries with convoluted nonsense, and different enough to not just be the same movie with a twist.

  • @Conaik
    @Conaik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Ohhh, so thats how the Guy behind the Dog with flappy ears looks like.
    Cool

  • @SaitamaProductions
    @SaitamaProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:16 "Baxley uses tourettes. . .it's super effective". . . you killed me

  • @juderobson9224
    @juderobson9224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Oh yes, here we go back in what I call Even Dorkin's The Predator.

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Predator, you know, that one with several Predators in it.

  • @CynicSnacks
    @CynicSnacks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I'm your friend, sweet doggo

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't believe you. If you was a dogo friend you would berfiend Goliath too.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This has aged well.

  • @outtabubblegum7034
    @outtabubblegum7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:03 - It was shown, VERY QUICKLY, that the ship explosion set it free and it run away.
    That's one of the main problems of this movie. They squeezed a hell lot of details in such a short time, that you can easily miss important info.

  • @Kjt9653
    @Kjt9653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You ever come to Atlanta, I will happily get drunk with you and watch unintentionally hilarious movies 😂

    • @cheloxmv
      @cheloxmv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who doesn't want to get drunk while watching bad movies with this dude?

  • @Aebischer1984
    @Aebischer1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was on a flight from Toronto to Vancouver. Takes around three and a half- four hours. I tried watching this film. I made it 20 minutes and couldn’t take anymore. This review was more enjoyable than the 20 minutes I suffered through. Just watching the scenes in this review makes me cringe it’s beyond bad.

  • @Zaetren
    @Zaetren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like how you let your pet human do some videos, it is very kind of you to let him off the leash from time to time.

  • @munchmandrifta
    @munchmandrifta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Did you see that?
    That Human has a Skeleton under its Skin!!!
    THAT'S AMAZING!!!

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it had to be explained to us, for whatever reason, she could've just said he grew a carapace on his skin.

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It really shouldnt be that hard to make a Predator movie:
    Predator/s x (intimidation + cool gadgets) + likeable and competent cast + decent story
    = instant success
    Edit:
    I honestly like Predators , it was nowhere near the original , but it stands as a decent movie on its own and actually treats the licence with respect.
    It and Predator 2 are a guilty pleasure , but leagues above this and the AvP movies

    • @Micha-qv5uf
      @Micha-qv5uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd even argue that the first AvP movie ist still leagues above this. AvP2 not though..

    • @donwhiteley3293
      @donwhiteley3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Micha-qv5uf AvP 2 is still better than this. Alien: Covenant made me so mad I had to call a friend who had already seen it and rant at him for 90 min and it's still better than this.

  • @deusexrockina
    @deusexrockina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Like seeing more of you. Your facial expressions really help emphasize you have the disdain for this dumpster fire. More face vids!

  • @Megatron_95
    @Megatron_95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Thank you for releasing part two!

    • @ammarif618
      @ammarif618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for thank him.

    • @matthewpunk2012
      @matthewpunk2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ammarif618 Thank you for thanking him for thanking Cynical

    • @ammarif618
      @ammarif618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewpunk2012 thank you too for thinking me because I thank the persen who thank cynical.

  • @rkwahisnowonyoutube4132
    @rkwahisnowonyoutube4132 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Please turn your autism down” 💀
    This film kills me in frustration, confusion and overall humour at how stupid it is

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Predator 2 kicks the shit out of this garbage movie.

  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Doggie ex machina"
    That's not a deus ex machina, that's just a Chekhov's gun.
    The former comes out of nowhere and resolves the plot, the latter is an element introduced earlier that comes into play later in the plot.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Cechov's doggo"

  • @bdilla225
    @bdilla225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    🤣😂 I hated this movie! Especially when Trigger blew his own head off! Lol

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I shit myself laughing at that

    • @daveprimeau8300
      @daveprimeau8300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did no even see it the first time that so quick 😂

  • @geoczeoszkar
    @geoczeoszkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the fact that the 4 meter tall terminator predator still has heat vision without the mask.

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr3540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Something a bit funny about that Iron Predator/Predator Hunter suit, is something like that could of existed within the AVP films, especially due to the collecting of Predator tech. Cause then the humans could develop a suit a armor using Predator tech to take on Predators and Xenomorphs. Although for something like this to remotely work, there needs to be better writing than what is currently being offered now.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CWDTrixie so basically the polar opposite of what the fallout Americans did with the Chinese Stealth Tech?

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PancakemonsterFO4 More or less I guess. It still sounds better than some Predator just giving the humans an Iron Predator suit....cause reasons.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CWDTrixie first SUPER! Predator assaults humans and takes „genetic samples“, then he takes back his stuff killing unarmed scientists, [drops a spacesuit wich is conveniently shaped for a human being and doesn’t crush it because the predator physiology isn’t the same as a humans] and finally attempts to take a human child to his planet because advanced genetics I guess. There is no connection whatsoever

  • @tarkus1113
    @tarkus1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    > Scene 1: *Sees Cynical's face*
    > Me: "By the Gods he is a true Brit"
    No hate to ya Cynic. Just WOW experimenting outside of the dog character is something I'd like to see more of.

  • @tamukih119
    @tamukih119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    i expected a comprehensive review of a god awful movie
    but, i now question my sexuality because of a cute british boy with a fursona

  • @MikePhalin
    @MikePhalin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The trends we're seeing with recent sequels, remakes, and reboots are depressing. The writing is becoming lazier. Meanwhile, shills are going hardcore defending this by saying plotholes and inconsistencies don't matter. Basically, they boil it down to "watch moving pictures, consume merch, shut up."

  • @marianpaukovic1174
    @marianpaukovic1174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ah! The golden age of comedy.

  • @justinmonico3847
    @justinmonico3847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Predator's Adventures For Kids!" "I'd watch that" said my friends uncle

  • @Haz04712
    @Haz04712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Could you do what's wrong with antivaxxers especially the one that you mentioned in your raw water video

    • @spartanxmonster
      @spartanxmonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you're on the wrong channel guys.

  • @ryancraig2348
    @ryancraig2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did anyone else notice in the scene with Rory walking you see a kid on the left in a red costume that looks eerily similar to the original costume design for the predator in 87''? Aside from the fact that it is completely red from head to toe.

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’ve never actually seen your face. You look like that kid from a Christmas Story

  • @henrytheanglerfish6290
    @henrytheanglerfish6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The hair on the predator dogs give me flashbacks to Fullmetal Alchemist

  • @qamson
    @qamson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Don't worry mate I'll be your friend

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Let's go in 12 different directions" . Must have been an officer.

  • @mrschiggy5871
    @mrschiggy5871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Truly one of the best parody ever made!

  • @Numenor76
    @Numenor76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time you say, "..super secret base" i expect Austin Powers to pop up saying, "a diet coke of evil", or something.

  • @gepisar
    @gepisar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    so sad... i actually abandoned this film; never got to the end... and just dont care. Which is a reflection of the sentiments in the film.

  • @johncleveland3924
    @johncleveland3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I think the Space Dog™ changing sides was added in later and took the place of the normal dog. Thats why they show the normal dog chasing after the van; it was supposed to be the Deus Ex Doggina.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHY'D THEY REMOVE THAT THEN??? IDIOTS!!!

  • @orchid9
    @orchid9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I managed to suffer through half of this Predator movie, and now I think that Predators was a fucking masterpiece. At least it was fun, had interesting characters and had respect for the source material.

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really liked Predators,it deserved a sequel.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually believe that Predators is on par with the first movie and I'm not afraid to say so. 👍

    • @redpillnibbler4423
      @redpillnibbler4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@98953812
      Your opinion is as valid as anyone else’s!
      I don’t think it’s as good as the first but imagine if Predators had been the first ever Predator movie - everyone would be raving about its awesomeness.

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a person who has bipolar disorder, can I say that I'm getting really fucking sick of the media using mental illness as a punch line?

  • @nauticalnaughtiness
    @nauticalnaughtiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loving these reviews of shitty blockbusters, keep them coming Rian.

  • @EDFslayer
    @EDFslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i didnt actually realise the predator came out in 2018, its another one of 'those' films that just exists it was never actually released it just spawned

  • @cellperfecto421
    @cellperfecto421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only CJ manages to get the FBI on his house despute living in Britain

    • @98953812
      @98953812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually kind of impressive. XD

  • @AlgaeNymph
    @AlgaeNymph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:25 - I for one like the idea of being the next step in human evolution. If nothing else, we'd get better movies.

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why am I not surprised? Although; it's hilarious how they tried to make this scary.
    The more I watch the movie the more I die on the inside. Also; the fact that they made a pitbull evil is so dumb. We get it movie; you're stupid.
    The more this movie plays the more I lose faith in humanity
    Good lord; is this movie a trollpasta or a fanfic? Because that is what it feels like.
    Edit: There fixed it. My apologies.

    • @jeggsonvohees2201
      @jeggsonvohees2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The more people spell lose with two o's the more I lose faith in humanity.😜

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit fanfic like my Immortal

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeggsonvohees2201
      A spelling mistake oh no the horror
      Also says the person with an emoiji

    • @jeggsonvohees2201
      @jeggsonvohees2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Darkcyndermaya Huh. Didn't expect you to take that seriously. Ah well.
      Though I do get a laugh at how often it's mispelled on YT. I assume it's an auto correct problem.

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeggsonvohees2201
      Sorry if I came across as rude; I was originally trying to sound sarcastic but rereading it; it was rude of me.

  • @jennaheiser625
    @jennaheiser625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brackett: Autism is a psychosis.
    Also Brackett: Exoskeletons are subdermal.
    Brackett Again: Autism is advanced evolution.
    Can ANYONE in Hollywood write a scientist well, PLEASE?!

  • @anastasiacarvalho401
    @anastasiacarvalho401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like your strategy. Upload part 2 so long after part 1 so that everyone has to go back to part 1 to be up to date hence getting double the views

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Statler: You know this movie raises a pertinent question.
    Waldorf: What's that?
    Statler: Why did they make it?
    Both: Dohohohohoho

  • @jormungandrtheworldserpent8382
    @jormungandrtheworldserpent8382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what i want to know is why they think replacing the predator with a bigger badder predator is a winning strategy people don't generally go to see movies to see there favourite parts destroyed and then switched with an inferior clone yet they have done it twice now and haven't learned

  • @AD-wz6nd
    @AD-wz6nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi, yeah, autistic person here: while my autism IS an intrinsic part of who I am, it is not some magical fucking gift and I HATE when movies act like it gives us super powers. We’re people deserving empathy, not the “next step in human evolution.”
    My autism often makes socializing difficult and causes me to struggle with processing and responding to my own emotions. It also causes issues with coordination, spatial reasoning, memory, verbalization, and concentration. And I’m LUCKY-people don’t always realize I’m autistic right away and I can, more or less, communicate with people who aren’t autistic. Again, it’s not a magic gift.
    Also, MOST autistic people are not incredibly gifted at things like math 🙄.

  • @Draliseth
    @Draliseth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the ending of this movie implies that no predators have ever been born with cognitive abnormalities. Like.. why the hell would that not have occurred? Probably because a race like the predators would have killed the young displaying it rather than "fetishizing" it Hollywood style, as you said.
    This whole movie was like a string of individually isolated "Wouldn't it be cool if...?" scenes. Like making a family episode of simply the cutaways. A lot of modern movies suffer from this symptom.

  • @TheRockyCrowe
    @TheRockyCrowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lmao throughout this entire video. The film itself was already ‘so bad it’s good’ and Cynical’s narration just makes it better.
    Also, Cynical, you are damn photogenic! You look like a cross between Tom Holland and Michael Fassbender and it rustles my jimmies.