Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I feel like in every video recording sesh, you guys draw up you're own personal bingo charts before u play and then have to say *the most scuffed thing possible* before crossing it off from the bingo sheet. 😅🤣
@@xxsabotagexx1879 I believe it’s just one of Mizuryu’s images that was put in the afterwards of his doujin but I can hit you with some Mizuryu sauce in general
9:32 he puts "oni-chan" meaning 'demon chan'. Instead on 'onii-chan' meaning ' older/big brother'. No hate just found this funny, like all tuxbird videos should be.
You really had to name your dog ace. That was the same name of my dog that I had for 15 years and sadly passed away last summer. He had the same shade of brown as him, but was A mastiff breed. Passed away July 12th 3:59 P.M. Love your dog while you can. A decade can go by faster than you think.
I love this game with my life but I can't go a day without getting Tk'd for taking someone's main, Tk'd because it's "Casual", Tk'd by a troll with a nade, or Tk'd for just existing.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCH A FUNNY VIDEO NOW PRESS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY SECOND CHANNEL
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okay
N O T E D
The video isn’t even live lol
already did
No :)
I never thought id say the words "thats the look of a yandere caviera" at a thumbnail before
Dude I know exactly where you got that profile.
@@kikolektrique1737 do you mind telling us where exactly?
@@feelingsindustries4you never mind he changed it. But the previous profile image can from TArrow new video
Welp still don't know why Tux using this kind of thumbnail to upload though .-.
whats yandere, also why is the thumbnail making me feel... nevermind ;)
I stopped playing R6, but this is essiental for me to live.
i miss 2017 and ‘18 :( r6 was fun
@@Stolidc played my 550 hours with toxic teammates. If I was to find good friends I would play again.
Same
Your profile pic of cat genji is the cutest shit I’ve seen, I love it!
@@BraveMoji yeah, ikr. Go watch the "Genji Cat" series then. The animator deserves some love.
One of these days he's just gonna crop an R34 image and use it as the thumbnail and none of us will notice
i’ll notice 😏
The 🍝?
ngl id let her kill me
@@deltarainz64 yo same
@@briannunez1950 Sauce is for this thumbnail is probably @Nasuskim on Twitter. Done almost all the thumbnails for Tux
That Cav thumbnail got me feeling some kinda way Tux, this video was one of the best yet, had me laughing all the way through.
I agree
Cringe name
When tux actually uploads for once!
Original
Ikr
Cry about it
Aaand he’s gone now
Ace is very cute Tux, hope we get to see him in the Nonsense House vids though that might take a full year
If you didnt know Nonsense isnt a thing anymore
@@spruce4168 What happened to it?
@@jeaninecolombi-quinn9772 pretty sure they just all stopped living together. the SSG pro R6 team lives there now
I think yumi explains it in the goons podcast
Nice ror2 pfp
Finally. A month later
Edit: That thumbnail is making feel some type of way.
Same here pal :)
I sense that it's unlocking unknown feelings buried deep down inside the many people watching this
Same
Just saying, I want her to stab me
@@MrBadAtThisYT I wish I was the knife
Why do you have that figurine in the jar?
Oh no
0:16
2:12 deadass this was actually sick but considering it's Yumi I wasn't surprised at the ending
do you know what's the beat name ?
yeah Imma need that sound track
@@dizikiwitar6209 found it its "_91nova Thru This Lens"
1:48 is sussy....
Tux talking to the hippo :"Look out, I think Moto-moto likes you"
Intro already has me laughing
The "things taken out of context" had me dead bro 😂
2:13 fire raps as always 🤣
That out of context section physically hurt me
"Alexa, fart 107 times"
Me: "ALEXA NO, STOP"
Aww he missed his chance to name his second channel Xurbdic
Exactly my thoughts
He might make a third channel
every video, “here’s the reason i haven’t uploaded in a month”
“I created a sec-“
*Say less*
Subbed :D
"heading with my horse to the local gas station" "bout to get a 15 minute oil change" that horse might be dead by now
Finally, that time of the decade when this duck does upload is here
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Damn that thumbnail though
Yandere cav
Looks like Nagatoro
@@LillWawrence you know what I kinda see that
If I got “clickbaited”?
Yes
If I knew it exactly?
Yes
lol Google Translate memes
3:42 Thank you Geuce like who the fuck doesn’t know the title of take me home country roads
Yumi: *burp* wAnNA PaLy FOotBaLl? *throws impact grenade* lmao
“I know, that is very hard to believe” LMAO THE CRACKED ME UP
I love it when Geuce goes full “hardcore country man”
i forgot abt tux for awhile im so glad i found my way back here
Tux: Never uploads
Also Tux: "Wanna see me do it again?" *makes second channel*
That thumbnail tho is about to make me act up lol
Glad to see another upload
Tuxbird team: "Les win the game"
Tuxbird: "les do Tic Tac Toe!"
lol
its amazing seeing the growth in his editing after watching for a while
I been watching Tux since Division 1 and I gotta say I’m happy to see how far he’s come 🥲
3:41 Geuce tking tux for “West Virginia”. I died
I was literally just binging tux when he uploaded this
1:35 that escalated quickly
YESSSSSS JUST YESSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@TuxBird :D
@@iitzblizzard1581 HEEEEELLLLLL YEEEEEAAAAA
No
@@D2blm oh okay :(
Never thought I'd see yandere Caviera...
Who am I kidding? I'm surprised it took THIS long for someone to do it.
Tux is like my dad, he just stops for a day each month
Dude. No one is going to compliment Yumis BARS? It was fire.
FINALLLLYYY AHHHHH
Tuxbird: uploads
Me: something’s not right
Seeing geuce play with them makes me happy
Me tryna find the sauce
BTW thank you Tux for getting your old taken out of context music stuck in my head for THE PAST YEAR and I don’t even know the name
I feel like in every video recording sesh, you guys draw up you're own personal bingo charts before u play and then have to say *the most scuffed thing possible* before crossing it off from the bingo sheet. 😅🤣
If anyone is curious, the artist of that ahegao picture used at 6:30 is Mizuryu Kei
Numbers?😳👌👏
@@xxsabotagexx1879 I believe it’s just one of Mizuryu’s images that was put in the afterwards of his doujin but I can hit you with some Mizuryu sauce in general
Is no one going to talk about how he had a tuxbird in a jar at the end!
7:25 the camber on that shit
It makes every Honda Civic driver jealous
I can never look at cav the same after I became the mod of this one discord server
I absolutely love the one fried note in the intro music
"I'm gonna be more consistent guys!" *one month later*
Achievement unlocked: Mr. one month ago!
FINALLY THIS TOOK SO LONG
Yeah that thumbnail has me hooked
Everyone be talking about his upload schedule but nobody talks about how he HAS A DOGGO now.
2:04 funny how this out of context scene is the most normal one, everyone says that when they die
I'd definitely buy more JiffyLube if that was their jingle
You have been excused of all your transgressions with that adorable little guy. *calls off hit squad*
9:32 he puts "oni-chan" meaning 'demon chan'. Instead on 'onii-chan' meaning ' older/big brother'. No hate just found this funny, like all tuxbird videos should be.
Instead of*
@@nopeesh3604 my bad
sometimes i forget Tux is a big Madeon fan
You really had to name your dog ace. That was the same name of my dog that I had for 15 years and sadly passed away last summer. He had the same shade of brown as him, but was A mastiff breed. Passed away July 12th 3:59 P.M. Love your dog while you can. A decade can go by faster than you think.
Fat Mamasita
RIP Da Homie
"say it again *BURPS IN UPPERCASE* I missed that"
it’s been over a month tux you left your children again ;-;
CIA are tux's children
Tuxbirds thumbnail artist bout to make me act up
Upload you duck
Tux: calls west virginia west virginia
geuce: so you have chosen death
I know that the music's real name is take me home, country roads
Tuxbirds stats are going off the charts this has been in my reccomended at least 5 times
Remember when he said “upload 2 times a week”? He’s been uploading once every two weeks, if we’re lucky it’s once a week
bro, mega respect for the artist of the tumbnail ,legend i cabt draw a single line with out makeing it look like a pice of abstract art
4:45 was a really great clip cause I am just exploding my toilet right now
hi, i watched your tiktok about the worst friends so i went to check out your yt channel, it's sooo good
keep up the amazing work!
“Riding on my hours to the local gas station, bout’a get a 15 minute oil change”
But horses don’t have engines-
That vet at 7:22 is about as short as the bus Tux used to ride to school in
Man , it's 1 am where I live and your intro flash banged me so hard
Clicked for the thumbnail stayed for the funny
bro i laughed WAY too hard at that Alexa bit💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
We just gonna ignore geuce almost shooting himself and tuxbird helplessly trying to stop him
15 seconds into the video and I already smiled/laughed... This is the dosage of seratonin that I needed
Oh man, Tux got some good tastes
I love that song called West Virginia
0:14 that's a pretty cool madeon shirt
I love this game with my life but I can't go a day without getting Tk'd for taking someone's main, Tk'd because it's "Casual", Tk'd by a troll with a nade, or Tk'd for just existing.
I don’t even play r6 anymore but i still love tux
Pretty good upload schedule my guy
Yeeah Mr. 1 Month Ago is bacc! :DD
“Valitine who is she she is 9” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tux’s brain soo big. Normal thumbnail=boring
Thumbnail with some seggsy sadistic Cav
📈📈📈
Is that a jar with a figure in it?... 0:22
the monthly uploads go crazy😩
I Saw this video in my feed, didn't think much. But then I saw the title, and I really wanted to watch this video after reading it
“You want to watch this rainbow six siege video”
*you’re god damn right*
Hey welcome back Xurbdic!
Tux finally has a friend, good for him
“ Gamer time, Game rewind. Winding down my valentine ( uh ) what is she ? ( uh )she is 9. “-Yumi
TuxBird is slowly turning into AnthonyPit1
I haven’t touched siege in 4 years & I didn’t even finish reading the title but I still clicked on it
Buxturd coming in clutch
Who's the hero giving Alexa a fart program?! 🤣🤣🤣
Tuxbird has a taken out of context but that is basically every clip
what do ya know duckbird finally uploads