YOUR favorite Unus Annus quotes!

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  • @thescarvedinsect
    @thescarvedinsect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    "My life is in the hands of an idiot!!"
    "No, no, no... _two_ idiots!"

    • @sw33ts0ur4
      @sw33ts0ur4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Classic tho

    • @TheDarksaphira
      @TheDarksaphira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Absolutely one of my favorite quotes and all together one of my favorite episodes.

    • @lirey9768
      @lirey9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That’s one whole Amy!!

    • @michellerabey6637
      @michellerabey6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gets me every goddamn time! 😂

    • @slushzilla6230
      @slushzilla6230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I love that quote

  • @missobvious5436
    @missobvious5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3064

    Ethan: *is single*
    Momiplier: _MEET HOT KOREAN WOMEN! HOT SINGLES IN KOREA!_

    • @galaxyslasher5485
      @galaxyslasher5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Does anyone know what happened to him and his girlfriend from his older vlogs? Like where he got his wisdom teeth pulled? I can remember her name and I feel awful...

    • @astridmiller5638
      @astridmiller5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@galaxyslasher5485 Mika? She and Ethan broke up

    • @galaxyslasher5485
      @galaxyslasher5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@astridmiller5638 Aww... they were so sweet together...

    • @5oleras
      @5oleras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@galaxyslasher5485 they got back together :D

    • @benz7535
      @benz7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@5oleras did they?? when did that happen lol

  • @Thekingofneedles
    @Thekingofneedles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6882

    I swear Unus Annus was just death the musical

    • @Dew-se9hf
      @Dew-se9hf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      *singing with passion:*
      MOMENTOOOO MORIIIII

    • @chattiercobra6326
      @chattiercobra6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It’s the dance of Italy woah woah woah

    • @Thekingofneedles
      @Thekingofneedles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@chattiercobra6326 It's the dance of italy wowowowo

    • @thatfreakmary
      @thatfreakmary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You’re not wrong!

    • @fl0wersblossom
      @fl0wersblossom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean. You’re not wrong lmao

  • @LexitaMai
    @LexitaMai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    *Mark:* DON'T TOUCH MEEEEE
    *Also Mark:* _Hold me like a chicken_

  • @uwuowo9795
    @uwuowo9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8057

    An Ethan quote that I can’t forget: “Did you know that I am on medication currently? And I think I need a higher dose”

    • @stefanigirl7774
      @stefanigirl7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I relate to this so fucking much. thank you so much for bringing this quote into my life again,.

    • @maddie5700
      @maddie5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I relate to it so much, I think that's my favorite quote too

    • @movedchannels8416
      @movedchannels8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      stefani girl777 Samee 😭

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Some poor actor “MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT”
      Eef “nonononono TWO idiots”

    • @ohthehorror31
      @ohthehorror31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha!! I still remember that

  • @PeachLemonade_
    @PeachLemonade_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I love:
    Mark: “MICE DON’T HAVE JOBS.”
    Amy: “Ratatouille, Mark! He has a job!”
    Mark: “HE’S A RAT.”

    • @WhatEvenThat
      @WhatEvenThat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp? Or different video?

    • @PeachLemonade_
      @PeachLemonade_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhatEvenThat ig its not in this video

  • @annavoerman9268
    @annavoerman9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    The water boarding part of the baby hand operation “your gonna be sleeping with the fishes, BITCH!”

    • @realrandoms1013
      @realrandoms1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And the “I’m gonna frame you for tax fraud”

    • @AngelOfMusic2
      @AngelOfMusic2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao yes😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thebiggestproblem5035
      @thebiggestproblem5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite Unus Annus video

    • @haileyturner8219
      @haileyturner8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “i can barely see your nose anymore, rudolph”

  • @fluffystuff500
    @fluffystuff500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    One of my favorites has always been from the wax video.
    Jack: Is Unus Annus just gonna culminate into you guys getting married and getting a house together?
    Ethan: We talked about that-
    Mark: No, *you* talked about that!
    Ethan:..... I talked about it.

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh! And, "it's in my awmpit and it bwurns" and Mark goes "*WHAT DID YOU SAY?!*" 😂😂😂

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wish Jack had been in more videos, the three of them have the most chaotic energy together.

  • @liloraet2193
    @liloraet2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4951

    Mine is:
    *Ethan:* "You never heard of JAZZ before?"

    • @thescarvedinsect
      @thescarvedinsect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Well, let me play you a little ditty. Prepare... to _feel._

    • @jelkly
      @jelkly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@thescarvedinsect *Best music being played, totally not silent* "du du, du du du du"

    • @salteapixels2831
      @salteapixels2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have a couple:
      “Erh erh erh umm uhh.. WIENER”
      “Nonononononono two idiots”
      I have more

    • @shortsandwich5573
      @shortsandwich5573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thescarvedinsect i dont want to feel

    • @cryptidcal
      @cryptidcal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salteapixels2831 I have an entire section in my notes app for Unus Annus so I have many and I may be adding more from this video hehehehe

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ethan confidently yelling “A SKITTLE” at 6:20 is my favorite thing

  • @lilybelser8062
    @lilybelser8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3251

    Surprised the "OH MY F***ING GOD" quote wasn't in there.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Funnily enough, that wasn't the original quote. He was actually saying "We're gonna fucking die!", that quote came from a meme of "When you realize life is an 18 year free trial", or something to that nature 🤣

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs I thought I was the only one who noticed the misquote lol, I thought I was losing my mind!!!

    • @seagullsdonthavebuttholes
      @seagullsdonthavebuttholes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was just said too many times bye 3 ppl seán mark and eefffff

    • @kaylamears
      @kaylamears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      even with countless times they've probably said "oh my fucking god" i hate that i knew it was the baby hands meme xD

    • @sardonyxx6354
      @sardonyxx6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made it 2.1k likes from 2k

  • @someguyness
    @someguyness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Every song in this video:
    - “You’ll dig a grave with me” 2:44
    - “Dance of Italy” 4:33
    - “Sugar & pepper” 4:48
    - “The disclaimer song” 7:56
    - “No one’s like Gaston” 9:17
    - “Teach me how to read” 11:03

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget the gaston song! That had me in *STITCHES AND TEARS!!* 😂😂😂😂

    • @O5-7
      @O5-7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you my friend.

  • @ImNotThatOneDude
    @ImNotThatOneDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7570

    I think we all underestimate how impressive eff is when it comes to on the spot lyrics for songs

    • @cassidyb.3531
      @cassidyb.3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Friends, friends, friends~

    • @xislomega242
      @xislomega242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yes

    • @SlavicFoxYT
      @SlavicFoxYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol indudably

    • @menacingjack
      @menacingjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      For real! I always love his energy when he's singing a song too.

    • @ImNotThatOneDude
      @ImNotThatOneDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@menacingjack it makes me happy

  • @laurynrichard1046
    @laurynrichard1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    Mine is:
    “E”
    “E”
    “e”
    “e?”
    “f”
    “f?”
    “eef”

    • @ToyTala
      @ToyTala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      MAKE IT CAPITALS

    • @hamsalad3909
      @hamsalad3909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ToyTala ALL CAPS ALL CAPS

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the thing that makes me laugh the hardest is how abruptly and short eef grunts his name..
      ᵉᵉᶠ

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@roxypicasso66 lmao yes

    • @laurynrichard1046
      @laurynrichard1046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roxypicasso66 😂

  • @luvjupiter_
    @luvjupiter_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6854

    Momiplier is funnier than I’ll ever be.

    • @aspin_
      @aspin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Momiplier is funnier than anyone ever will be

    • @lyricnoel7745
      @lyricnoel7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      That woman has more humor in her pinky toe than I will ever have

    • @meg9599
      @meg9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Momiplier is a queen

    • @justnailingit7466
      @justnailingit7466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ICON ✨

    • @eliseang86
      @eliseang86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Jessica Stein no it's definitely on accident that's what makes her so special

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love Ethan's ability to just create songs out of one topic or word

  • @cameronlane1281
    @cameronlane1281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3009

    My favorite will always be "Came out the womb with a beard and I lost it in the war"

    • @amysinyard2239
      @amysinyard2239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol, I love that one! Eef is like what war?! That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said! 🤣

    • @cameronlane1281
      @cameronlane1281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@amysinyard2239 I don't know what it is about those two but their synergy is as beautiful as it is completely terrifying 😂

    • @MicPuffletin
      @MicPuffletin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I came out the womb as a male, fought a war, and now I'm female.

    • @chaosgacha4915
      @chaosgacha4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would like but the likes are too perfect at 666

    • @CurtisTomko7107
      @CurtisTomko7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A bullet zipped past their face and knocked their beard off

  • @thatfreakmary
    @thatfreakmary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The “call us daddy” part is probably once of the funniest things to have happened and I always feel terrible to happen

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    Why was Camp Unus Annus so cinematic

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Camp Unus Annus should be a movie

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@HeartMemory93 wrong it should be a musical

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@enviisyk YES!

    • @LeafHasLeft
      @LeafHasLeft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THE LOREEEEEE

    • @PaisenPlus
      @PaisenPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      UACU

  • @n3ptun3z_25
    @n3ptun3z_25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Mine is definitely
    “My life is in the hands of an idiot!”
    “No, no, two idiots.”

  • @hayleeh18
    @hayleeh18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    “WHY is NO ONE talking about the UFO that was CONFIRMED by the US NAVY?!”
    “Eh.”
    “E-EhHhH? What do you mean EH?!”

    • @elizacody9409
      @elizacody9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I legit don't know which one is which here, and it could go either way, mark could be "eh" or it could be Eef

    • @hayleeh18
      @hayleeh18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@elizacody9409 Mark was the “eh”. Eef was the one freaking out

    • @elizacody9409
      @elizacody9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hayleeh18 that was my guess, but i wasn't sure

    • @echolight6272
      @echolight6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what video was this from?

    • @alexpine8295
      @alexpine8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to my family when that was first announced XD

  • @oranha
    @oranha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    If you’re considering making a part two I recommend
    “DONNY. ER PREBIDENT”

    • @zebbyscoot3990
      @zebbyscoot3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Er prebident makes me cry every single time I thing about it

    • @carolinewilkinson3862
      @carolinewilkinson3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mark: What's the title of your story?
      Eef: Horses........ Presidents?
      Mark: yeah keep working on that

    • @theodance3551
      @theodance3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eef:"Donny"
      Mark:"who"
      Eef:"el presidenté"

  • @user-oc3zl1vw2p
    @user-oc3zl1vw2p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3434

    Fun fact: my little brother max is an unnus aunnus baby.

    • @jazzwazzmatazz4327
      @jazzwazzmatazz4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Eyyy my niece is too

    • @finstrike7
      @finstrike7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Holy shit. I just realized, my nephew is also an Unus Annus Baby-Boy. He was born last January...

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      What a year to be born in

    • @fiomba5099
      @fiomba5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      my cousin is an unus annus baby wow! he was born in august

    • @lujain1
      @lujain1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      my nephew is one 🧍🏾‍♀️ dayum

  • @Olivia-ye8kk
    @Olivia-ye8kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Ethan: *runs up the stairs like a dog*
    Mark: what the fuh- did you see that?
    Amy: We might have to exorcise him...

  • @nilsu23
    @nilsu23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    Mark comfortingly telling us not to cry and then Eef coming in with "Don't cry cuz it's over, cry cuz it happened." I think it's from the highfiving video.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think "cry because it happened" was from the livestream, don't quote me on that, though

    • @allenzeng6697
      @allenzeng6697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quantumblauthor7300 i second that

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “There is no easy!” and “11’s are easy” 2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test

  • @jekyllfekyll4652
    @jekyllfekyll4652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    Is it just me or is Ethan actually really good at coming up with songs?

    • @nat2057
      @nat2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      hey now...~

    • @Laura-yu8hs
      @Laura-yu8hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@nat2057 dont try this...

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Laura-yu8hs at home...

    • @Carma666
      @Carma666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@definitelynotalizard Do do do dodod do

    • @myamartinez6155
      @myamartinez6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah he's a very good singer when he seriously sings if you haven't heard before

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Humanity dies when we stop innovating and when we stop innovating we die!"
    "So today, we innovate."
    "OR DIE!"
    I think from the soda flavoring episode.

  • @jfragale03
    @jfragale03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    My favorite quote, “What the FUCK?! I made noodles!” - Eef, churning butter video.
    And the Gongoozler

    • @theminegirl3775
      @theminegirl3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The gongoozler will always be a classic lol

    • @DieselthePilot
      @DieselthePilot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard my mom made me leave the room when I saw the “what the fUCK?! I made noOdLeS!” video lol😂

  • @hannie8896
    @hannie8896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Siri call me daddy”
    “I cannot find a father in your contacts”
    *“About that...”*

  • @hunta3694
    @hunta3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    The Brita filter one is definitely my favorite. I just love how Amy steps in to remind Mark that it’s not just ‘his’ Brita filter.

    • @aceygracie57
      @aceygracie57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s such an old married couple thing to do ❤️

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sad to say it does end up peed in 😂

    • @gibbums_lee194
      @gibbums_lee194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love the whole Brita filter arc

    • @MixR700
      @MixR700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sp00ksOdyssey twice

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      do not pEE in our bRITA FILTER MARK

  • @cherryscottage6801
    @cherryscottage6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Is that a bag of paraffin wax in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

  • @alfiemarlton-smith6835
    @alfiemarlton-smith6835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Oranges are apples natural predators

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's one of my favorites

    • @natl9336
      @natl9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And how ethan goes just completely insane after

    • @alfiemarlton-smith6835
      @alfiemarlton-smith6835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natl9336 ye

    • @jahnabanana
      @jahnabanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I SWORE I replied to the original tweet with this one.

    • @mushaluna
      @mushaluna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have an Unus Annus fav quote book, this is one of the quotes in there, thank you.
      I would also like to say a few of my favorite quotes to contribute, ahem:
      "You grow auto-correct!" - Ethan (Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN)
      "It's never, uh, an old, you can teach an old dog, uh, you can't, you can't teach, you can?" - Ethan (Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog)
      "I hate- everything- kill me... _kill me_ " - Ethan (2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition)
      "Apples and oranges, peaches and pears, get out of my house I'll kill you in the head!!!" - Ethan (Mark and Ethan Share a Drink)
      "Ohhhhh, baby let's f*ck!" - Ethan (What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?)
      "D R I L L D O ." - Ethan (Cooking with Sex Toys)
      "heLLo mR. pEniS!" - Ethan (The Koala Challenge: TikTok's Intimate Couple's Trend)
      "pApA~!" - Ethan (2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition)
      "You close?!" - Mark (Edible Slime was a Mistake.)
      "There's no swallow option." - Mark (Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...))
      "Were pirates real?" - Ethan (Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond)
      "My heritage!" - Mark (2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition)

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Eef: What makes red?
    Eef: Yellow and Blue?
    Eef: Wait, that's orange isin't it.
    -Blood Bath

  • @shnugglebugs5524
    @shnugglebugs5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    The fact that these people remembered every single quote word for word with no references speaks loud

  • @punkboybaby5593
    @punkboybaby5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:41
    mark: the premise of unus annus
    ethan: the content of unus annus

  • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
    @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Ethan: Unus!!
    Far FAAR off in the distance: SHUT UP!!!!

    • @C0CUCHA
      @C0CUCHA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hunting hee hoo is my favorite video of all times

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Mark: *walking down the pool with a walker*
    Ethan: * concerned but honestly doesn’t care *

  • @Kai-iy3kk
    @Kai-iy3kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    The melon man's whole monologue

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Man makes tool. Man makes tool. Melon makes man. Melon makes man mad. Melon makes man mad. Man makes melon. Man and the melon and melon makes the man. Who makes the melon if it never had a face? Who are you? Who're you working for? Does the melon make the man? Who makes me mad? The melon makes me mad. Who do you think you are? Who makes the melon man? The manliest melon man. Who did it? Who did it? Who is the melon man? If there is no man to eat the melon, then who eats the man with the melon? My lord, is the man melon? Or is the melon man? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who kills the melon? Do the melons man? Well the melon man can. Who is the man, the myth? The melon man. Melon man. Melon man. The melon man. The melon man. The melon man. I am man. I am the melon man. I've done what melon man said he could do. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you for your sacrifice melon man, for I will now become you. Melon man. Melon man. The melon man. I am the melon man. The melon man is who I am.

    • @Tsitsiki_here
      @Tsitsiki_here 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theundyingcat OMG you actually hahahahau8ucf3ayn97ya398yhcygxd

  • @roonietoon9731
    @roonietoon9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I personally was a fan of
    “Riddle me this, riddle me that, the tongs are neither here, nor in that!”
    “Okay but where are the tongs?”
    “Oh, YoU wAnT tHe ToNgS, gO sEaRcH sO lOnG, yOu’Ll NeVeR bE rIgHt, YoU’lL ALWAYS bE wRoNg!”
    And also,
    “Mm, doctor, I’ve been feeling troubled recently, I’ve been thinking to myself, ‘I don’t like green beans that much.’ and I don’t know why!”
    And
    “Have you ever been bitten by a dog?”
    “Have you ever been bitten by a frog?”
    “Have you ever been bitten by the fog?”
    “Have you ever been bitten by THE HOG?”

  • @PaisenPlus
    @PaisenPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Let's agree that the egg toss video was the craziest one. Mark wants to kill, EEF is running for life, tossing eggs, and Amy takes a dip in water with her favorite pants on. Also Chica drops the egg.

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      and "this video will never make sense" I think that was the title
      "tIp me over and pOur me out babY"

    • @eugenekim6818
      @eugenekim6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think that was my birthday video.

    • @green5030
      @green5030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget Amy’s bass slippers

    • @Annabellr
      @Annabellr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theundyingcat No that was the “This Video Went Completely Out Of Control” one. The “This Video Will Never Make Any Sense” video was when Mark, Eef, and Amy were going through a room full of crap and Mark “jumped” off the roof into the pool.

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Annabellr ooook i couldn't remember which one it was

  • @c4dbutwhatidid191
    @c4dbutwhatidid191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:27 imagine you're a hunter wandering the woods for some game, and you see 2 men dancing and digging a grave.

  • @sumotoastdaddy5255
    @sumotoastdaddy5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Mark: opens the door
    Ethan: rips off his shirt and lays on the table.
    Ethan: "pour some sugar on me, baby"
    Mark: :o

    • @somedumbass6738
      @somedumbass6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in my opinion it was more like a >:{

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      o-o

  • @nicolekhong2208
    @nicolekhong2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Amy: what’s a scarecrow’s culture
    Mark: omg I never thought my girlfriend would be this ignorant (the making scarecrow video)

  • @annavoerman9268
    @annavoerman9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Ethan during the breaking bottles and smashing thing one Ethan says: “AHHHHH! we weren’t supposed to hit the wall!

    • @doyouknowme3361
      @doyouknowme3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      what i remember from that scene was
      Ethan: maybe i want to be touch. I WANT TO BE TOUCH MARK!!!
      Mark:...You have girlfriend.
      Ethan: :-(

  • @charlottecann446
    @charlottecann446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm just glad that Mark picked ethan for this I love Tyler and Bob and Wade but ethan and Mark are just hilarious together

  • @ssstella.a
    @ssstella.a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Plot twist: the “friend” they were digging a grave for was the channel

    • @xAkumi
      @xAkumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey now-

    • @thepersonnooneknows
      @thepersonnooneknows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate you rn-

    • @ssstella.a
      @ssstella.a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thepersonnooneknows 😋😆

  • @orchidalien4722
    @orchidalien4722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:08 look at how Marks face softens when he hears Eef play it's adorable lol

  • @Nacho2003YT
    @Nacho2003YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Omg, if only I had knew about this, I would have definitely suggested “Chica, please, I’m begging you from the bottom of my knees”

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      one of my favorite things is mark saying “chica.. chic- chica nO cHICA N-chica chica nO”

  • @818pineapple
    @818pineapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite will always be this:
    Ethan: apeh a tish ateh eh vahmo everytime, uh...

  • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
    @shadownightmarefredbear1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Without these compilations, i would forget UA alarmingly quick

    • @mollystaplehurst8819
      @mollystaplehurst8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Honestly same I have so little memories of my childhood so I know I have just a terrible memory (at least compared to my siblings) so I really tried to force these into my brain because they were special to me.

    • @UrgentCabbage99
      @UrgentCabbage99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *surprised pikachu face* How

    • @mooniethegremlin9967
      @mooniethegremlin9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i don't think about it until i see the hot stone massage billboard on the way home from work

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@UrgentCabbage99 my memory isnt græt ⚫⚪

    • @UrgentCabbage99
      @UrgentCabbage99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 Oh XD

  • @dakotaparker8039
    @dakotaparker8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favorite is when Mark tells Ethan "I feel bad for any girl you finger" I have yet to see it pop back up

  • @fotinimaragkaki7035
    @fotinimaragkaki7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    mark: arRrATATAAA *turns around in Emperor's New Groove costume*
    mark: *looks at eef's costume*
    eef: hey man.. you're looking cute... ur looking.. really cute actually

  • @Deyrenkenin
    @Deyrenkenin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:07 I like how Mark puts down the visor when Ethan tries to touch him

  • @bluemoon3982
    @bluemoon3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    “What do you do when your cut’s not straight?”
    “You grow autocorrect!”
    “You WHAT???”
    From Ethan finally becomes a man

    • @stefanigirl7774
      @stefanigirl7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The most underrated joke of all time. (also is it just an ADHD thing that it immediately made perfect sense to me when he said that?)

    • @mostlyghostly5148
      @mostlyghostly5148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@stefanigirl7774 tbh i didnt realize what was wrong with what he said at first.
      now that quote just lives in my head rent free 24/7

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@stefanigirl7774 i don’t get the joke for some reason but i still love it lol

    • @menacingjack
      @menacingjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FlusteredBushStudios I don't get it either lmaoo

    • @arsonhycan
      @arsonhycan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stefanigirl7774 idk if its an adhd thing either but it made perfect sense to me XD and the part where he forgets skillet is such a mood

  • @localdreamer13
    @localdreamer13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My dad walked in when the "Are you chill with dying?" part came in and he looked so bewildered and I just died laughing. Writing this post mortem.

  • @something-ike-this2152
    @something-ike-this2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I love how Ethan is living in the you’ll dig a grave with me n mark is having a moment

  • @lucasmorrow1904
    @lucasmorrow1904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Eef: oh it’s a key change!!!
    Key: *doesnt change*

  • @claracallejo2824
    @claracallejo2824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Amy: *in dispair* my feet are wet and there's EGG on the ground

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"_ but stronger

  • @dpahkingharpy5236
    @dpahkingharpy5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark's groan when he hit the bottom of the stairs while in his viking funeral boat thing, 100/10

  • @lizzysmith1983
    @lizzysmith1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Honestly Ethans "I feel upset" song will forever be embedded in my brain

  • @draconium6528
    @draconium6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:28
    never mind reading, ethan is busy discovering fire

  • @doublezthequeen5776
    @doublezthequeen5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I wish I knew what video it was from, but theres this one clip of Amy looking at chica and she just goes "Cheekies!!" ***DRAMATIC MUSIC***

    • @nataliethomas444
      @nataliethomas444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh man that was the best

    • @doublezthequeen5776
      @doublezthequeen5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nataliethomas444 I NEVER SEE THIS CLIP AND IT MAKEA ME SO SAD!! I TRIED TO FIND IT BEFORE THE END I REALLY DID!!!

  • @lavonwilliams3170
    @lavonwilliams3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "And James Charles."
    "hi sisters"

  • @miamercado9625
    @miamercado9625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “I brought you into this earth through the transitive property”

  • @missfortune8832
    @missfortune8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Don’t tell Amy”
    Me: ah, so THAT’S why the channel got deleted.

  • @imbored1573
    @imbored1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I popped out the womb with a beard and I lost it in the war."
    - Mark, DIY Teeth (I think)

  • @vinnyart92
    @vinnyart92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark: starts contemplating his own mortality
    Eef: cheerfully singing and dancing about graves

  • @EInez
    @EInez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    My favorite quote is when Ethans is on the roof with his shity crayon art and he says "ti ti ti tip me over and pour me out, baby!"

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And with that pelt hat and vest on xD

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ethan: What are doing, Amy?! Don’t go in the pool with your nice pants!!

  • @bob_marlee03
    @bob_marlee03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    we smokin outta grandma tonight from that one where they find weird ways to be buried

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You close!”
    - Mark, 2020

  • @indecisive-bird
    @indecisive-bird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Ok I've been wondering this for so long because of the way mark says "is that the disclaimer song?" But did Ethan really think of that 10/10 song all on his own. Just a lil 'disclaimer song' appreciation

    • @Chris670467
      @Chris670467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They said that Ethan improvized the entire lyric part, but the editor (I forget which one did that video) actually added the music and made it a song

    • @indecisive-bird
      @indecisive-bird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Chris670467 Ethan can't speak a normal sentence (me either lol) but he can sure pop out lyrics that are *banger* . And kudo's to that mystery editor that made it a masterpiece.

    • @Martian_marzan
      @Martian_marzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@indecisive-bird master editor lixian

    • @indecisive-bird
      @indecisive-bird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Martian_marzan oh of course, the master himself as always

  • @finnverbose5721
    @finnverbose5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite and criminally underrated quote is “can’t member cause it’s too dark?” from the intro to mysteries of the deep quarantine video.
    Prime moment of Ethan’s brain just... running away and Mark actually having no idea how to respond. We quote it coooooonstantly.

  • @isabelrose3161
    @isabelrose3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    You cook it up on a *laughs* scriddle *laughs* skittle? Sk-*air* sk- skrittle-
    Sk- hold on *air* that’s not it-
    Grittle? Grittle!! wait. What’s the what’s the- one that starts with an “s”???
    Sssss..*laughs*
    Scimmer, sk sk sk skee sek- *laughs*
    I’m SUPER serious right now*laughs*this is really bad- a a sk sk id a skri skriddle a scirm a scimb a a.. a scibble??? NO-
    What is it? tEll me???
    A skittle!? A skidder!? A s scratch!? Sk sk? OHHhH*air*
    A SKITTLE!!!!!
    wait-
    *laughs* ske- skid- skir- skur- rul-*laughs* SKRITTLE! *laughs* iM gEttIn tHer... skeldery-
    Skil skilgrul skillll *laughs* *air* Im A HundrEd PeRCenT*laughs* oHhmyGod*laughs* ohmyoh-
    Skkildreee..*laughs* skil skil?
    SKILLET!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @taterustoterum
      @taterustoterum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His entire pain trying to figure out the word left me in tears. rofl

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am cursed by him now, I can't talk for the life of me

    • @thescarvedinsect
      @thescarvedinsect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can hear this comment. XD

    • @isabelrose3161
      @isabelrose3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thescarvedinsect good....lol

    • @shnugglebugs5524
      @shnugglebugs5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The fact that you remembered this entire scene word for word is amazing

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    10:41
    It’s like he’s biking faster to escape the oasis

  • @Celiav.
    @Celiav. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Now i'm watching this i realise how much i miss this

  • @allisonbeattie4738
    @allisonbeattie4738 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think we're all forgetting the moment the idea "Pee Sauna" was introduced and Eef is laughing and cursing Evan and Mark's face is devoid of all emotion. His mutterd "Evan what have you done?" still gets me 😂😂😂

  • @npegasus1762
    @npegasus1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My fave is:
    (While Mark is playing dead)
    Eff: Let's go play a game mark, let's play a game
    From Children's Games in the Dark

  • @aliceboney1002
    @aliceboney1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still not over the ending of Unus Annus. It honestly made me face my lack of motivation for the future. Since the beginning and ending of Unus Annus I’ve started learning Japanese, applied (and been accepted) to the college of my dreams, and can’t wait to start a great career in translation and interpretation! This channel will hold a special place in my heart forever!

  • @fawnhogg8400
    @fawnhogg8400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It's now after months of no unus annus that I'm realising the digging a grave song is to the tune of you've got a friend in me

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But now you've got a friend in me doesn't sound right
      like, that's not the right lyrics

  • @STAY-dw5zm
    @STAY-dw5zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Mark said Ethan couldn't get a home depot hotdog, in the can we make ourselves taller video (or whatever it was called), and eff got all sad. Then in the next scene he had a hotdog.
    I don't know why, but I always loved that.

  • @anatomicalpuppet
    @anatomicalpuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I don’t know why, but one of my favorites has always been “How confident are you in your ability to tell me whether I’m telling you two truths and one lie?” from the 2 Truths 1 Lie video-

  • @victorrodriguez-hh8en
    @victorrodriguez-hh8en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I have one but it may be too late
    M-“Will you take my life?”
    E-No
    M-“Will you be my wife?”
    E-Yes
    Lie detector~

  • @addison.chickering
    @addison.chickering 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    the dance of Italy was 😌🤌

  • @bellathibault6852
    @bellathibault6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ethan: “I feel upset, this isn’t a good start to my day, I don’t like it when I lose but that’s ok cause I lose often. My self esteem is so low” 🎶
    Mark: “My self esteem is so hiiiiiiiiigh. I’m a winner in your eeeeeeye. Spread my wings out in flyyyy. I’m a winner give me pie.” (Eef in the background softly “give him pie”) 🎶
    (Grip strength video I think)

  • @loser2232
    @loser2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Eef: "chIca im BeGgInG you from the bOtToM oF mY kNeEs" (from the episode where Eef and Mark are trying to see if Chica would save them from drowning I forgot the title)

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that they're _so in sync_ that they could sing songs without having even thought of the lyrics first just says that *[REDACTED]* was amazing.

  • @linagia82
    @linagia82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    My favorite quote will forever be:
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - "Don't forget to breathe while you shoot"
    eef -"Breath?"
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - "Yes."
    eef - "How?"
    From horseback archery

  • @SeraphOfTheNine
    @SeraphOfTheNine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Don't touch me"
    -also-
    "Hold me like a chicken"

  • @rubysierschula9174
    @rubysierschula9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    sometimes i walk around my house and randomy just say, Oasis, like ethan does

  • @hatandbeardmedia5925
    @hatandbeardmedia5925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I brought you into this world through the transitive property. Do you even understand that? You wouldn't."

  • @buckysknife
    @buckysknife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My favorite quote “if I lube myself up enough I’ll slip right through hell and get into heaven” -mark

  • @zachgamemaster3329
    @zachgamemaster3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?!"
    "Nononononono Two idiots."
    That pretty much decribes me and my brother doing anything

  • @forcehearts
    @forcehearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ethan, in a Grinch costume: It's me, Judy Dench!

  • @DrSaint-cl4qo
    @DrSaint-cl4qo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how Amy is always roasting them I freaking love Amy 💜🤣

  • @MAJOR_Patriot_03
    @MAJOR_Patriot_03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love it when Mark, or Annus, says "I'm Too THICC!" in the escape room video. That always makes me laugh.

  • @mx.sinistxr
    @mx.sinistxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    mine’s definitely “GO FAST EEF. GO FAST EEF.” from “where in the world is unus annus?”

  • @kimyeontan148
    @kimyeontan148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I really wish Momiplier had her own TH-cam channel lol

  • @kabacalachkn
    @kabacalachkn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing or seeing stuff about Unus Annus just makes me want to cry now because it was so freaking beautiful