We Hate Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [even though we hate video titles]

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  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 ปีที่แล้ว +8438

    Fun fact: this club exists irl, the reason you never hear about any of their activities is because most members hate talking about it.

    • @XoXoRC
      @XoXoRC ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Truly an astonishing marketing strategy

    • @Stp1497
      @Stp1497 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanopaysano nobody was talking to you take your fuckass politics somewhere else you fucking yob.

    • @Danimally
      @Danimally ปีที่แล้ว +221

      ​@@kanopaysanowtf u talkimg about. This is an asmr channel.

    • @Facekick48
      @Facekick48 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I hatebthat ur talking about it

    • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd
      @DanielFerreira-ez8qd ปีที่แล้ว +151

      ​@@kanopaysano I hate that you're bringing up politics

  • @rwlong88
    @rwlong88 ปีที่แล้ว +5178

    Reminds me of that classic wall graffiti;
    Things I hate:
    1. Vandalism
    2. Lists
    3. Irony
    4. Lists
    E. Repetition
    VI: Inconsistency
    7. Clubs

    • @TheWorldBuilder
      @TheWorldBuilder ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Would have been even better if instead of "F." it was "VI"

    • @rwlong88
      @rwlong88 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      @@TheWorldBuilder Done, although I hate Roman numerals

    • @Pandemonium--
      @Pandemonium-- ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wild

    • @glass7923
      @glass7923 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      ​@@rwlong88I hate edited comments.

    • @rwlong88
      @rwlong88 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@glass7923 I hate comments that make me snort laugh 😂

  • @drkn0w
    @drkn0w ปีที่แล้ว +926

    I love how he changed not only the description, but all the links as well [even though we hate changing not only the description, but all links as well]

    • @lauramcclelland3120
      @lauramcclelland3120 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I love that detail too 😂 [even though I hate attention to detail]

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thanks for bringing that to my attention [even though I hate my attention being taken].

    • @victorsalazar1273
      @victorsalazar1273 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hate how much I love that he did it

  • @Bedogg25
    @Bedogg25 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    A club I can feel at home with (even though I hate clubs,feelings and homes)

    • @Vyxsenthesnowfox2002
      @Vyxsenthesnowfox2002 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      This is a comment I definitely agree with (even though I hate comments, and agreeing with people)

    • @Cookie0927
      @Cookie0927 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Vyxsenthesnowfox2002 I hate that I also agree with this comment.

    • @Delusional.Viewer
      @Delusional.Viewer ปีที่แล้ว +10

      (even though I hate clubs, feelings, homes, and myself*)

    • @avocadotoucan3359
      @avocadotoucan3359 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Delusional.ViewerI hate people who correct others

    • @Delusional.Viewer
      @Delusional.Viewer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@avocadotoucan3359 It's a joke bro. Lighten up.

  • @imeann...
    @imeann... ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    We hate to accept new members but we'd hate to make you feel left out

    • @miti2222
      @miti2222 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Althought we also hate forcing a situation in a way for an individual for not being left out

    • @WillowLastname
      @WillowLastname ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i hate the liar paradox

    • @Giggling-goober
      @Giggling-goober ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WillowLastname and I absolutely hate the Rick Astley paradox

    • @skif3376
      @skif3376 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We’d hate to make you left out but we also hate to accept new members

  • @HE13272326
    @HE13272326 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Before someone asks: I absolutely HATE being asked the same question over and over again.

  • @christiancrowder4214
    @christiancrowder4214 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I started watching your tin foil hat society videos when I was 14 and it’s crazy to me to think that was a decade ago. I’m 24 now and watching your videos almost every night has been a huge chunk of my life. Thank you for all my nights of rest.

    • @andreasviken2949
      @andreasviken2949 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Same dude I started watching in 2013 when I was 21 now I’m 31 and still here.

    • @puregameing9230
      @puregameing9230 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      first video i saw was i think the asmr of a salesman, his videos really helped me deal with alot of depression in my teenage years. all i can say is thanks uncle E.

    • @sad1K__
      @sad1K__ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      big internet 's victory here

    • @dragonjo7550
      @dragonjo7550 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i may be having a small crisis right now because that means ive been watching ASMR for over a decade now.... it was so young and new back in my day....
      25 now, i think i started watching ASMR after "the interrogation chamber" came out cause my friend found it. that was at least 12 years ago now, probably longer

    • @Me-pl3pi
      @Me-pl3pi ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I started with like- god I remember the very first videos with Corvus, when he was just the Plague Doctor.
      I was like 8 or 9.
      I watched his videos on my kindle fire, and I had some really nice headphones, too.
      I had just discovered ASMR.
      Dude the tingles… I miss those days.
      Ephemeral Rift has done nothing but great things, and I feel like- really grateful to have been around for it all.

  • @Dr_bright963
    @Dr_bright963 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    To: Ephemeral Rift, I am going to get buried by comments, but I just want to say that you have saved me from nightmares. So many times I’ve been terrorized by nightmares and the dark, but you have helped me through your asmr. You have helped me take my mind off the trauma and stress to help me sleep at night. Keep expanding the ERU please! Never ever stop making this stuff, you are a legend in the asmr community, I’ve seen so many people make references to your characters such as Corvus, d.r Clemmons, Margaret and the men (all with different names and identities, but more or less the same) the reason why you are so successful is because you make this, not for fame, but for PASSION, I hope this comment proves your community loves you and your work? Your truly: the crusader.

    • @ComradeDucky7
      @ComradeDucky7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the kindest comment

    • @penis93
      @penis93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr

    • @Felix2011y
      @Felix2011y ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My life was never the same after I come across Uncle Rift, he saved my life

    • @caidensmith4456
      @caidensmith4456 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I hate the fact that I feel as if I should put a reply here that says “i hate” something

    • @jukemaster4904
      @jukemaster4904 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glaze.

  • @demitriborrero7820
    @demitriborrero7820 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    13:58 had to be the most intimidating line ER has ever delivered in his entire life. Immediately woke me up.

    • @silhouwets
      @silhouwets ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i got soso scared and turned down the volume immediately :(

    • @TheBushSpirit
      @TheBushSpirit ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME LMAO

    • @Big_RandyTM
      @Big_RandyTM 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It would be cool but I hate intimidating lines

  • @jmarney7482
    @jmarney7482 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Conflicted...I hate everything but love this channel

  • @aaron-crokmay
    @aaron-crokmay ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Finally a club that I actually fit into

    • @NaHikingandgaming
      @NaHikingandgaming ปีที่แล้ว +14

      THE ONE PIECE

    • @aaron-crokmay
      @aaron-crokmay ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​​@@NaHikingandgamingIS REAL

    • @The_Govermnent
      @The_Govermnent ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@NaHikingandgamingi hate this

    • @Ozukai
      @Ozukai ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@The_Govermnenti hate that you hate this.

    • @SKY_7766
      @SKY_7766 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@OzukaiI hate that you always have to say something abt someones opinion

  • @JayO29
    @JayO29 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    We Love Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [ because we love clubs, memberships, questionnaires, ASMR, and even the We Hate Everthing Club]

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what happens when the groups interact?

    • @JayO29
      @JayO29 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@whyiwakeup6460 the big bang, the beginning of time. after spending so much time and so much happening in The Void as we've seen from these masterpieces others call asmr videos, it will be their interaction that takes us into Phase ii of the ERU. the transition from The Void to The Beginning.

    • @Гвардии.флотоводец-х1ж8з
      @Гвардии.флотоводец-х1ж8з 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JayO29or they just go for a coffee

    • @lavasmokechile
      @lavasmokechile 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Pretenders say that there is a thin line between love and hate:)

    • @lavasmokechile
      @lavasmokechile 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do we hate anything in particular? How about incessant questions? We like the timbre of his voice…especially reading positive idioms and inspirational quotes

  • @hoodedgenius3329
    @hoodedgenius3329 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    this is a great way to get out of a conversation with someone;
    "I'm part of the We Hate Everything club, which includes talking to you!"

    • @TheBushSpirit
      @TheBushSpirit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @mayatenshi
      @mayatenshi ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't do that but it's a good idea 👌😂

    • @td_is_infinite667
      @td_is_infinite667 ปีที่แล้ว

      im going to try that

    • @centokiVA
      @centokiVA ปีที่แล้ว

      incredibly corny do not do this they will laugh at you

  • @DarkusZarvix
    @DarkusZarvix ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The description is thorough... hating every social media platform, and noting it, are the touches I look for in ER videos. It always gives me a little chuckle at how absurd it gets yet how genius ER is in his ideas and creativity.

  • @Saitoshiba
    @Saitoshiba ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I thought the hat of the club would have " I hate hats" written on it and the shirt "I hate shirts" written on it. That would be a good merch

    • @ginnundso
      @ginnundso ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would honestly buy that even though I hate commercial, consumerism, tshirts, merch, clothes in general, stores/shops and honesty.

  • @thedoctor9936
    @thedoctor9936 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    God I love the description for this video (even though I hate video descriptions)

  • @georgeheilman885
    @georgeheilman885 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I certainly hate ads that play before the video. I also hate being distracted and listening to this video while I'm also working at the job I hate. But it's better than hateful silence.

    • @latimerias
      @latimerias หลายเดือนก่อน

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  • @LuckyFilmer
    @LuckyFilmer ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I hate answering questions so I would have flunked this questionnaire.

  • @softia42
    @softia42 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love the effort you put into the description of this video

  • @mar1eneJpg
    @mar1eneJpg ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Fun fact: my dad always felt like an outcast when he was younger so he created a club called the "We Don't Like You Club" so that only people who were like him approached him.

  • @Casualcoyote666
    @Casualcoyote666 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Siting in a sushi restaurant, several screaming children to my left, one of them is meowing like a cat. There is a chef banging repeatedly on something as a baby cries.
    This is why I bring my headphones to the restaurant 😂

  • @divineshrek3307
    @divineshrek3307 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    We hate social interaction.
    But we also hate isolation.

  • @Cloakingpower
    @Cloakingpower ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I hate that when I open dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable horrors into the universe from within the fabric of the multiverse, I get called a "villain," and am told to "stop, you're killing everyone and everything," and "you're a fucking monster!"

  • @vewitched5288
    @vewitched5288 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a member of the ‘Glass Is Half Full Society’ i’m glad to see other groups coming together, even if they are full of hate

    • @charsiehensley5276
      @charsiehensley5276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m8, I know what that pfp is, you cant hide it

    • @vewitched5288
      @vewitched5288 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charsiehensley5276 you’re a man of culture i see

  • @dreamiblu
    @dreamiblu ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm gonna make an exception to watch this video tonight (even though we hate exceptions, videos, and anything that happens tonight).

  • @gadd1111
    @gadd1111 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I admittedly probably don't Like nor Comment on ERs posts as much as I should do, seeing as though I watch these videos every day. Just wanted to say thank you ER, I've been a watcher since day dot and to also say that you're content plays a vital and significant role in my day to day activities. ❤

  • @DOU6LEJAY
    @DOU6LEJAY ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Things that I hate.
    1: Christianity.
    2: April fool's day.
    3: Clowns.
    4: Abuse.
    5: Irony.
    6: Being a puppet to cults.
    7: Marriage.
    8: Controll obsession.
    7: No one taking my disability into consideration.
    8: Bullies.
    9: Being bullied.
    10: threats.

  • @wickerg041
    @wickerg041 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Great, now i can sleep well listening to this ASMR. [Even though i hate sleeping well, sleeping in general and ASMR]

  • @ValhallaASMR
    @ValhallaASMR ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The creativity of this man never ends!

  • @potatolord7284
    @potatolord7284 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Part 1
    7:03 Void Egg
    7:35 Yes
    7:59 Yes
    8:16 Yes, Koalas
    8:32 Yes, Stun locking in games
    8:48 Yes
    9:06 Yes. . .?
    9:24 Yes, absolutely, I also hate how you reminded me
    10:11 Yes, very time consuming
    10:29 Yes
    10:50 Yes
    11:22 Yes, the human Immune system is stupid
    11:48 Yes, creepy little crawlers
    12:09 Y E S, Blood sucking devils
    12:31 Yes, annoying little buzzers
    13:08 Yes
    13:30 yes very repetitive time wasting
    13:53 yes, can feel very forced or overused
    14:16 yes, very inconvenient, you callin me out now?
    15:23 yes, it wasn't even an enjoyable fire for smores
    16:02 Well . . . yeah if I'm dragged into one
    16:26 Yes, feels like a waste of a time waster
    16:48 Yes
    17:10 Yes, reflective as hell for no reason, hurts eyes
    17:32 Yes, I hate that I even did it myself
    18:08 Yes, it leads to a very terrible evening as it winds down
    18:46 Yes
    19:15 Yes, insomnia is a nightmare
    19:52 Yes, dragging on and on can be a bore
    Part 2:
    20:43 Yes, cramped rooms with stupidly placed lights, I've hit my head on plenty of table corners and lights with my skull alone.
    21:52 Yes
    22:19 Yes, Though I'm sure they have their reasons
    22:51 Yes, Quite inconvenient but we do as we must. ( also I thought he said "Planking" at first )
    26:00 Well in a way yes, especially dental work if that qualifies. In my eyes hygiene is as unfortunately vital as blinking.
    27:33 Science focuses more on what we can know instead of what we should a lot of the time so yes
    27:54 Yez, Itz varry unecesaryily commplleexx ( dumb joke I know )
    28:14 ( ah shoot ) Eh- well, the actions of tragic history yes, so technically yes
    28:35 ( I'll update this more next time I try to sleep quick cuz I'm already passing out, have a good one folks )

    • @k_0su
      @k_0su ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please continue this

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Please continue this (even though we hate continuation)

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DarthSidianI agree (even though I hate agreement in replies and TH-cam comment replying in general)

    • @timefragment5387
      @timefragment5387 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate that the main response to these questions is yes, I hate repetition

    • @potatolord7284
      @potatolord7284 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timefragment5387 I hate it myself

  • @Leopardeye
    @Leopardeye ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The thrill of knowing “Good Now” are going to be the first words out of his mouth. ☺️ Love this man. 🖤

  • @eejayRBX
    @eejayRBX ปีที่แล้ว +25

    big brain moment: if you hate everything, it would also mean you hate the opposite of everything, so therefore you love everything

    • @8064goldenstar
      @8064goldenstar ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We hate paradoxes

    • @eejayRBX
      @eejayRBX ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@8064goldenstar but you also hate the opposite of paradoxes so therefore you love paradoxes lol

    • @-TBH-
      @-TBH- ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eejayRBX We hate you

  • @proto6086
    @proto6086 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I felt like this was the perfect club for me to fit in. Sadly, I also hate clubs.

  • @ArmundJay
    @ArmundJay ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i had JUST pulled up an older video to sleep to!
    Excellent timing, E!

  • @ReliefASMR
    @ReliefASMR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fell asleep to this last night and wanted to thank you for these long format rambles. They are by far the best thing for me to sleep to.

  • @formeitisthemcchicken
    @formeitisthemcchicken ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Hating everything is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

    • @RowanMackenzie
      @RowanMackenzie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      McFucken

    • @arctic_lime
      @arctic_lime ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate you (I hate the McChicken as well. I hate everything.)

    • @antish56
      @antish56 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You said it brother

    • @crinklyonion1410
      @crinklyonion1410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate the McChicken.

    • @LixoBostaGaymes
      @LixoBostaGaymes ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up McDonald's, you guys don't have a fuckable burguer like bunger king

  • @silvatouch
    @silvatouch ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the club membership series. Always happy to see another one 😁

  • @ahmedmansour2049
    @ahmedmansour2049 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even though we hate writing, ur efforts must be appreciated

  • @jakesmith8828
    @jakesmith8828 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We definitely need those shirts and hats saying “we hate everything”

  • @diamondedevil
    @diamondedevil ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i actually dont hate this video bc it allows me to channel the hate i do have towards certain things in a fun nonhurtful way

  • @thegraveofus
    @thegraveofus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The description of this video (even though you hate descriptions) is absolutely fucking brilliant, bravo.

  • @kailynregretts5872
    @kailynregretts5872 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that the entire description of the video has 'even though we hate...' next to everything.

  • @kennedygifford5966
    @kennedygifford5966 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    finally a video for professional haters

    • @SipmKnows
      @SipmKnows ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DIO

    • @barryballin
      @barryballin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i hate when people say "finally"

    • @benzinc582
      @benzinc582 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@barryballinI hate when people hate when someone says finally

    • @ginnundso
      @ginnundso ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@benzinc582I hate when people reply at all. Therefore I hate myself, too.

    • @barryballin
      @barryballin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ginnundso and i hate of models

  • @galaksina
    @galaksina ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Will liking this video revoke the membership

  • @KatBatwings
    @KatBatwings ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos always help relax me and put me to sleep [even though we hate relaxation and sleep]

  • @SkullKr0ncher
    @SkullKr0ncher ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now THIS I can get behind (even though I hate it)

  • @HiramVelt
    @HiramVelt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gotta appreciate the effort put in the description

  • @Juicegoat_
    @Juicegoat_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Waiting for "the we love everything club membership questionnaire ASMR (i loved making this title)" video to drop

  • @sargentgaming8663
    @sargentgaming8663 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven’t watched the whole video yet but I already know it’s gonna be a banger video that’s gonna put me to sleep

  • @bruhmoment5020
    @bruhmoment5020 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You've managed to convey how setting up a Twitter account feels like

  • @TheBushSpirit
    @TheBushSpirit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who hates everything, I actually enjoyed this video a lot [even though I hate watching videos and I hate enjoying things]

  • @lordmark4966
    @lordmark4966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Short answer: yes, more than can possibly be expressed

  • @titustavares335
    @titustavares335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only ER could spread peace through a video about a hate club

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally, a club that Francis from Left 4 Dead can join!

  • @jayc2804
    @jayc2804 ปีที่แล้ว

    you’re so creative!! I love your videos!! They’re always a delight

  • @ozymandiasramesses1773
    @ozymandiasramesses1773 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "We hate all forms of expression here." "So then you must hate expressing hate?" "No. Because hate is our default state of being there is no expression upon it as an emotion over others" "So then we must suppress all forms of expressing material emotion?" "Yes." "This is sounding like Zen Buddhism."

  • @ManicMovesDrowsyDreams
    @ManicMovesDrowsyDreams ปีที่แล้ว

    The most creative ASMR channel around. Used to watch you 10 years ago. Time flies.

  • @zodamann7875
    @zodamann7875 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I ushily don't like questionnaire asmr but I'm feeling this one for some reason

  • @HalfDeadHD
    @HalfDeadHD ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ER always amazes i think sometimes his creativity has peaked then he uploads

  • @katsumi8844
    @katsumi8844 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That description though! Quite clever of ER, as usual!!

  • @lee.lee.n
    @lee.lee.n ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate the fact Dr. Al Z Heimer forgets my name...but he's such a sweetie I don't complain or get mad.
    And i totally hate that it's been so long since we have seen corvous, Dave, Margaret, Iggy and everyone else at Arkham.

  • @Emmetuvisa
    @Emmetuvisa 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The description is pure gold, its too bad i hate description in general

  • @nikosgoral4722
    @nikosgoral4722 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great now I cant sleep cuz I know that I will get jumpscared
    Thanks uncle ER ❤

  • @TheSlowDancer13
    @TheSlowDancer13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just in time, the man the legend of my Sundays!

  • @matylinth3qu33n6
    @matylinth3qu33n6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do we get a discount for the nothing store if we enroll on this club? Because theres some new nothing cards that came out and I really want a good deal on those, I would hate to pay full price.

  • @Tyfor
    @Tyfor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    loved watching this [even though we hate watching videos]

  • @Oxijinn_
    @Oxijinn_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I personally hate moving my mouse, so I'm infuriated that you made me click the like button. Maybe the video will help me relax but I'm still mad.

    • @joanofarcreal
      @joanofarcreal ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's good for you, but personally i hate relaxing.

    • @Oxijinn_
      @Oxijinn_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joanofarcreal thank you, but I hate people replying to me so now my relaxation has been ruined.
      I'm going to have to watch this video. AGAIN!

  • @Coffeeismylifeblood
    @Coffeeismylifeblood ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been in such a bad mood lately so this made me chuckle thank you 😂

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang it! I need to sleep but I hate sleep! I’ll watch this but I’m going to hate it throughout its duration!

  • @Madly_Zen
    @Madly_Zen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I found your channel in 2016 the week of a car wreck that killed my dad and put me in the hospital for 12 weeks, one of the only things that let me sleep in that horrible hospital room was your Satan roleplay, and I wanted to say thank you for all the help through a lot of restless nights

  • @MrMeatyFlaps
    @MrMeatyFlaps ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hate that I have to watch this video before going to sleep. I also hate that I have to leave this comment. As a matter of fact, I hate that I have to sleep. Conflicting...

  • @tir3d_al1za
    @tir3d_al1za ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wouldn’t normally watch this (because i hate watching things) but this one spoke to me for some reason. even though i hate things speaking to me.

  • @jackh.864
    @jackh.864 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Being a hater is fun. But I hate fun so I just spend all my time hating being a hater, thus creating an infinite loop of hate. But I hate loops so now I’ve just opened a portal to the void, but I hate portals and the void…

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really hate how open-ended and insightful this comment is. I also hate unfinished thoughts, even if there is a point to be made because I hate points just as much as I hate using punctuation. However, I also hate not using punctuation: I hate when people use it wrong, and hate when used right. I hate the hate.

  • @bradycalvert6652
    @bradycalvert6652 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn’t know I could smile, laugh, and tingle at the same time. Thanks for this one! :)

    • @ginnundso
      @ginnundso ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you smile, laugh and tingle when we hate smiling, laughing and tingling?

  • @HarryMyerion
    @HarryMyerion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know for a man who hates everything, i enjoyed listening to him, a breath of fresh air if you ask me

  • @julesrulesroblox3
    @julesrulesroblox3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really love this video though, it actually helps me sleep with my insomnia (I really hate loving and videos and i absolutely hate sleeping and i hate insomniacs)

  • @Aquawavey
    @Aquawavey ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I do hate everything, this is perfect for me (If I didn't hate it)

  • @astrinova
    @astrinova 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7:04 the fact the whispering here woke me up cause you sound so much like my dad when he whispers to wake me up if i fell asleep on the couch 😭😭

  • @dragondaddykushala7133
    @dragondaddykushala7133 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I do not hate. I despise if I had the power I would destroy this world but I do not. So instead I wallow in depression until the void of sweet nothingness claims me once more hiding my pain behind a personsa of fractal kindness a smile as fake as society demands

  • @Revolupine
    @Revolupine ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate how much I love this! :p

  • @RowanMackenzie
    @RowanMackenzie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do we...hate ASMR too? Do we hate DAVE?! PLEASE TELL WE DON'T HATE DAVE, I WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF

    • @SipmKnows
      @SipmKnows ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We hate the left nut on the shelf in the 8264th room of the sanitarium

    • @SipmKnows
      @SipmKnows ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Dave is…Tolerable

    • @-Jari-
      @-Jari- ปีที่แล้ว

      No, it's complete name is "the we hate everything but Dave, Corvus, ASMR and cute animals club", we just hate that the name is so long.

    • @TyberosTheRedWake-l8u
      @TyberosTheRedWake-l8u ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SipmKnows thought we hate the left wine bottle next to the right braincell of the 6 alphabet on the 23 of febuary of june

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate how relaxing this video is.

  • @snidye
    @snidye ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How kind of rift to make an ASMR video for twitter users

  • @MultiPolarWorldCo-op
    @MultiPolarWorldCo-op ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I probably haven't watched a Rift video in well over a year. I think I will be a good fit for this club lol.

  • @intellectualpotato23
    @intellectualpotato23 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I actually hate membership questionnaires so I don’t think this is gonna work out……

  • @spicyjalapenooo
    @spicyjalapenooo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As much as I hate to comment it, I love your videos and they are very tingley!!

  • @zardthedragon1896
    @zardthedragon1896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    man i love this idea, but i hate loving things so i hate it.

  • @cobalttheprotogen312
    @cobalttheprotogen312 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally a club I can be part of (even though I hate being part of clubs and being part of things)

  • @Etriant
    @Etriant ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a hater fr. I wake up everyday looking to spread hate and ruin days

  • @MnemonicSailor
    @MnemonicSailor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle E, i absolutely hate this video. Keep up the great work!

  • @waterbirdgd5136
    @waterbirdgd5136 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so relaxing
    *I hate it*

  • @edmdeathmachine
    @edmdeathmachine ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate answering questionnaires, but I guess I'll do it.

  • @parnavidutta
    @parnavidutta ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as a misanthrope and cynic I see this as a perfect win

  • @Coffeeismylifeblood
    @Coffeeismylifeblood ปีที่แล้ว

    “Do you hate anything in particular?”
    “You.”
    Pause
    “Okay.”
    😂❤

  • @glorifiedpotato4412
    @glorifiedpotato4412 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    please don’t cut your hair/beard you’re so majestic

  • @TheVipeerr
    @TheVipeerr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In fact, this is a club that suits me perfectly

  • @scoutgaming737
    @scoutgaming737 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do you hate the je-

  • @brythonbrowning1950
    @brythonbrowning1950 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:05:05 this humor is peak comedy. Obviously the confusion for us between the color purple, the actual movie. And the color purple. Is funny.
    But what is funny is how for his next question. He has to look down as if he doesn’t know what the question is. Like it’s something he didn’t expect to be following up. Then he wiggles a bit, gets comfortable and says “the color purple, not the movie, the color” white the last question was literally a parallel to that. This channel is full on that kind of incredibly subtle humor and I hope he never changes this humor.
    Corvus does stuff like this too, though I feel that’s for others reasons and not because he’s trying to be funny.

  • @grape544
    @grape544 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God I hated this video

  • @Nuranurr
    @Nuranurr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have no idea why the idea of a club full of people who hate everything is actually very comforting...