Counterpoint: the problem isn't that Sue Storm's skin shows too much skin, it's that the male characters don't show ENOUGH skin. Namor SHOULD have a banana hammock 😤😤😤
Honestly same if my team sucks I will full on abandon them use my invis go to the other teams back line and pressure their supports however I do reward a good push with lots of healing
"You Don't see Namor in a banana hammock do you?' No, but I wouldn't mind it. I mean technically speaking, Venom doesn't even have any clothes on, he's a fuckin goop creature
Loki main here. I just love gaslighting the enemies. I feel sheer elation every time I sneak up behind the turreted Punisher, drop two clones behind him and give him the London special.
We Loki players are nice!… when you play with us and don’t shit talk us. Otherwise, we’re like hornets; photographic memory. If you understand Loki, you’d know why we went evil.
As a Loki main I take offense to this. My sadism is reserved entirely for the enemy team like a good team player. It's incredibly funny watching people jump the wrong Loki, and nothing is more satisfying than shutting a Starlord ult down with my shift only to turn into him and wipe his team afterwards. We can not only use your powers, we can use them better than you. And any true Loki main will ensure you know that.
As a Loki main, i shall thank you for your almost accurate description. I must add, harrasing spider-man and other squishy dive characters is also extrememly fun. And forbid GOD one of enemy team strategists will be too far in the backline while their team is rushing...
As a Loki main we are the types of people to follow your "brilliance" of what you call a 'plan" for the sole purpose of humiliating and laughing at you the rest of the match
The lost puppy bit definitely hit as a Jeff main. But recently I have instead taken to playing Doom Match, not to win but to simply annoy people. Fun fact: the average player is so clueless that I can just swim around a corner and immediately turn around and they'll just instantly lose track of me despite literally walking into me.
Likewise. I played Doom Match as Invisible Woman. I'd just follow people around while invisible, then push them off buildings or use my AoE, then go invisible again. Not to get kills, but to make them paranoid.
@@erikgrant6760 amueatur the real strategist tech is loki. People relly underestimate how much damage he does especially when there's 3 of him and I'm pretty sure people forget the runes convert damage to healing so he's basically Invincible
Oooh what you said makes me want to take Rocket into Doom Match and lurk in the close quarters sections. Up close, his gun is an absolute MURDER machine.
I feel like Mantis and Adam are the ideal strategist/support characters in the game for me. You're not forced to be a heal bot and you actually help the team more by hitting your shots, which rewards you by charging your game-changing ultimate faster and win you team fights. I do enjoy the almost brain-dead heal botting games when I'm playing Rocket because of his movement every now and then. All in all, I think all the strategists in this game so far has been a hit, only one I have barely any time playing is Jeff. Also I am getting tired of dps players thinking that healing is somehow "godmode" while they're front lining as Moon Knight and complaining about heals when I can't out heal them taking 300+ damage per second. Please, if you're a dps player, take cover for your own sake. I'm not gonna sugarcoat myself and sometimes I would catch myself lacking in juggling heal cooldowns (like running out of leaf so there's an awkward 1 second of staring contest before I can heal a teammate standing in front of me), but positioning is so important to your survivability, too.
I will not chase the spiderman who thought he was john rival across the map when he dies solo i will not look up for the storm or ironman who is motorboating the clouds i will not acknowledge the groot that breaks my line of sight.
As a Loki main, if you overextend it’s your job to get back to the team in one piece, not mine. I’m mainly talking to the duelists. Some of the tanks too, but mainly the duelist players.
As a Season 0 Loki main, my experience was largely the following: - Thinks I have 400 IQ because I set up a triangle formation on the point and don't move so the enemy doesn't know which is the real me. - Dies because the real me is the easiest to hit. I've turned into an Invisible Woman main this season because she's really fun to play. I saved up my coins and got the First Family skin. Because I have taste.
As a Loki main, its accurate... If you can't DPS Why would I bother healing your ass when I could be behind enemy lines murdering the real pests that are murdering you target practices. AHAHAHAHAHA and I always score a 1-3 kills, Until the enemy team gets so fed up with me and hunts me down like rabid and angry opponents who knows I am lurking around.
I am Venom main but Loki is what a choose when I wanna be a sadistic trickster. I trick while I heal too though, but I also just save momentum by bullying people in their spawn when I feel it's right (always). I think they did an amazing job with that character, and your description is perfect!!
Played as loki. Round 1, did all the team things like regeneration, healing, damage, mind games. Guy told me i need to just heal because I'm a healer. Round 2 i healed him none. And i laughed
I like calling supports/strategists healer because sometimes I get the reaction that boils down to “have fun chasing health packs” only for them to realize i’m on cap and was already miles away from em
Tried the new death match mode and I make it a number run rule to stay the hell away from loki even as a winter soldier player those clones can die in a fire
Honestly you called out my anxiety faster than calling me a Luna main I only recently started playing Mantis I’m acting like a duelist at that point 😂 I love your honesty it’s blunt and needed
I've been making Invisible Woman the past few days (as a Thor main) because her kit is fun, first strategist I've actually clicked with. My only issue rn are duelists that don't understand the ult heals too so they piss off outside of it for better positioning only to get insta-focused
4:18 Finaly someone says it without an extremest position on either side. Outfit like this just are not classy and look cheap. “These are superheroes, not strippers. We don’t need to make it weird”
Holy shit, that Loki assessment was spot on. My cousin plays Loki and I can't tell you how many times he's literally said, "fuck you guys, I'm not healing you anymore" and switches to duelist mid-match because "nobody is staying on me". I'm like, "You're a healer! It's your job to stay on us!"
As a C&D main, you should only play as Dagger, even attacking with Dagger, only switching to Cloak to escape, throw his field, or finish off someone out of position. They’re actually pretty brain dead to play once you realize how easy you’ve got it. For example, the primary fire is AoE so you can support melee heroes by going for assists instead of shooting directly at your team
As someone who has added Adam as a third healer, im still ass at him but i refuse to give up. Also my Revives are on point so i got that going for me, aside from that? Im gonna keep chasing that perfection. Also as a Mantis main... you were very correct about the first 10 hours of my Mantis gaming lmao
@@verdurite Bro when the hell does wanting attractive characters make you a gooner? Its not bro's fault he doesn't want every woman to look like a ghoulish black chick with bulged out eyes and 350lbs of weight
Never played Adam warlock until yesterday, where I turned a losing game around by murdering more enemies than our 2 dps (23 kills). Dying once as him and then using his ult once to res my team after a giant team fight. So maybe I gotta go try his ass now and either swear him off in 3 games or toss away mantis and C&D and become a golden babysitter
Others: using loki as a trickster. Me, forming an explosive musket firing line: BEAR ARMS, READY, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! ... Pro tip for people trying loki out and dont know how to use the ult. Save your ult for when that one fhakdhfisiding IronFist tries to jump you. Then turn into him, use his ult on him, and plant his teeth 3 inches into the nearest concrete curb 🤣🤣🤣. If you dont know how to use the ult tactically, at least use it to punish dives beyond belief.
This is a bad idea... You should right click, then copy him for better safety. He should be too busy tracking your clone with auto instead of you with his fist in confusion. In a 1on1 you should be able to kill him since he can't stop slapping that attack button. And boy does he love smacking that clone and wondering what the heck happened. And yes, you can use the clone as a body block even against long range skirmish fights. As long as it isn't: cleaving, piercing, splashing through your clones its safe.
@@cookiewithlove2081 for an experienced player with loki, yes. Thars what to do. Im talkin to people who are new to the character and cant figure out what to do with the ult yet. And face it, beating the brakes off of iron fist with his own unbalanced tomfoolery, watching as all his brain cells shut down utterly flabbergasted and he tries to run only to feel the pain of every ironman he's ever endlessly spammed on through the skies... well, thats the kind of memory that makes a loki main 🤣
No, actually--use the Winter Soldier because you can literally keep it going INFINITELY if you time things right. Literally INFINITELY. Until no one is left... Iron Fist only saves you. Satisfying to a degree, but not as satisfying as Bucky.
only true thing said here abt me is that I prioritize my own agenda over teammates who arent doing anything. I'd rather kill their luna snow with 3 hp left than heal my 1-24 punisher
2 things. As someone who uses Rocket as a Strategist, my main mission in life is to be absolutely annoying. I basically have no damage on the board when the match ends, but everything else I have is going to be excellent As a Tank main, I agree. For the love of god, you are supposed to help the team, not just heal. But at least you aren't as bad as the insta-lock duelists.
The Adam warlock is so true I can’t count how many times I’ve gotten more heals kills and assists then ANY of my teammates and I’m always the one act doing the objective
Rocket is slept on. I went on a winning streak that carried me through diamond to GM. Doing 18k over 10 minutes on average. Hes got good movement and utlity too.
People sleep on rocket becouse they think his heals are the least useful, not understanding that in a hallway where the team is pushing/blocking, you might as well be turning the squad into a wall that nobody can climb,
As someone who claims to be a Jeff main (but can't due to to his kit not letting him solo heal) I agree that everything you said is accurate, but you failed to realize or at least mention the reason I picked him. I picked him because he's adorable, cuddly, amusing, a marketable plushy, and I hope in vain that playing and maining Jeff will allow me to mirror or add even 1% of his joy into my terminally depressed life.
10:40 inaccurate i as a rocket main I have to stay on the point or capture it because my team keeps going the same direction, and i keep placing my beacon down
Adam Warlock main, i just love seeing the ults parade and just shrugging it off with soul blond and heals. Truly magnificent character when your team isn't throwing off the game constantly.
I love how the comments seem to emphasize the points you made with each character. Especially the Loki mains. God, you guys are both hilarious and terrifying
Thank you for calling me a crackhead, I cannot tell you how many points ive contested till my team gets there simply by rocketing around and crawling like a rat 😭
I'm a rocket main, I smoke vape every day, my brain and lungs are full of nicotine and I have been accused by my friends that I "play like a crack addict, but to keep doing me" so hey, nice call One thing I'll add to the Good rocket mains, are never seen but always felt, cause they are either in the back line throwing heals like their life depends on it, or running away for 20 minutes at the 2 to 3 dualistic trying to kill it
does anyone know how to consistently play psylocke well? i always seem to do pretty well when my team is winning, but have a hard time playing well if my whole team plays poorly. i can go 20/3 if my team knows what their doing, but then can somehow go 12-8 in the next game as my team is getting steam rolled
I will support you if you support my petition for an Adam Warlock mankini, Loki loincloth, and a Spiderman banana hammock. Let me be as distracted as other people.
Is it bad that every time I think about Cloak & Dagger in this game, the thumbnail for that video essay titled something like "Snow bunny Manipulation" comes up? I haven't watched that video, but I know it exists cos there was a post on r/timebomb about, and then it showed up in my recommended
as adam warlock man. i suck, so much, but i main the guy because i just wanted a support with an ultimate flashy enough that people would point at it and say wow good job adam warlock you are right in that i enjoy playing every role though. 'better than anyone at their own job' is a stretch but i enjoy everything
Not only does Rocket not die, neither does his team. Oh, you think you got a pick? Well no actually, you didn't. And yet no one has an issue with this, because they know they'll be revived themselves someday
I’m a Loki main and that final point hit i get to much tunnel vision on healing tanks and i basically hope the other healer heal the rest I’ll try and improve on that
Hey as a Mantis player i decide to heal and buff the top 2 players on the scoreboard. When we have Iron Man i target him and he ussually has 30-3 at the end of the game. (If he has less than 5 kills and more than 6 deaths at the end of the first round i dont pay him much attention anymore and focus on Magik more) Mantis is pretty much a DPS when she uses her damage boost on herself. So tagging along with Magik or another frontliner like Thor is really usefull if that person knows what they doing. So if you are playing Mantis and never check the scoreboard. What are you doing? That 10% damage boost is HUGE when it comes with iron man and Hulk teamup. Iron man is disguasting and when you have a healer that keeps him alive he is litearely cancer. Also aim for the heads. Every headshot gives you one petal back instantly. So if you are good with Mantis and hit headshots often your team is pretty much unkillable.
jeff could be a girlfriend pick if not for the fact everyone that picks him in ranked is a homicidal menace to society that will bring forth enough psychological damage to bring the entire enemy team attention towards them as they swim away as an immortal fin with the hitbox of a slipper
I feel like he’s only marginally positive towards Rocket players because if he wasn’t he’d never get to use the ammo invention team up again lol.
Counterpoint: the problem isn't that Sue Storm's skin shows too much skin, it's that the male characters don't show ENOUGH skin. Namor SHOULD have a banana hammock 😤😤😤
*YES.* Preach, my sibling!
Give black panther more CAKE 🙌🏿
As a Rocket main, there’s a reason he told Hela “I ain’t going to your realm”. He’d have to die first lol.
Yeeh
as any other healer, ill heal whoever, but if you suck repeatedly or annoy me in chat, you specifically are down one support. - me a loki main
Honestly same if my team sucks I will full on abandon them use my invis go to the other teams back line and pressure their supports however I do reward a good push with lots of healing
"You Don't see Namor in a banana hammock do you?'
No, but I wouldn't mind it. I mean technically speaking, Venom doesn't even have any clothes on, he's a fuckin goop creature
Best buns in the game, gotta say, and he doesn't even have a face.
I find it laughable that people watch these videos knowing they're about to get verbally dunked on then get mad after it happens.
Sounds like an abusive relationships, except it’s actually really is all in their head.
As a Loki main , someone said “ Loki heals plz “ while I was my fun ambushing and tormenting the enemy team .
I never felt so disgusted in my life .
Loki main here. I just love gaslighting the enemies. I feel sheer elation every time I sneak up behind the turreted Punisher, drop two clones behind him and give him the London special.
Former Spy main ? Or still playing that as well ?
@alexursu4403 nope. I mained medic. I guess the years of abuse caught up to me.
We Loki players are nice!… when you play with us and don’t shit talk us. Otherwise, we’re like hornets; photographic memory.
If you understand Loki, you’d know why we went evil.
This is true, also we’re better than you
Holy cringe 😭
@@-alon3inhell792 someone’s not getting healing
No better feeling than copying a DPS's ult and doing better than the DPS themselves
Daddy issues?
As a Loki main I take offense to this. My sadism is reserved entirely for the enemy team like a good team player. It's incredibly funny watching people jump the wrong Loki, and nothing is more satisfying than shutting a Starlord ult down with my shift only to turn into him and wipe his team afterwards. We can not only use your powers, we can use them better than you. And any true Loki main will ensure you know that.
11:14 What did that psylocke do to deserve that? 😅
She was determined to fail, so I enabled her.
@@JebblesJunior sounding like a loki player.
They played Psylocke. It’s that simple.
They picked Psylocke.
I laughed way harder at that than I should have 😂
As someone who started playing Mantis last night to learn healing, I've never been so insulted by something I 100% agree with.
As a Loki main, i shall thank you for your almost accurate description. I must add, harrasing spider-man and other squishy dive characters is also extrememly fun. And forbid GOD one of enemy team strategists will be too far in the backline while their team is rushing...
As an Adam Warlock and Rocket enjoyer you are absolutely right
As a C&D main, I'd be offended if I understood what you said.....
As a Loki main we are the types of people to follow your "brilliance" of what you call a 'plan" for the sole purpose of humiliating and laughing at you the rest of the match
The lost puppy bit definitely hit as a Jeff main.
But recently I have instead taken to playing Doom Match, not to win but to simply annoy people.
Fun fact: the average player is so clueless that I can just swim around a corner and immediately turn around and they'll just instantly lose track of me despite literally walking into me.
Likewise. I played Doom Match as Invisible Woman. I'd just follow people around while invisible, then push them off buildings or use my AoE, then go invisible again. Not to get kills, but to make them paranoid.
@@erikgrant6760 amueatur the real strategist tech is loki. People relly underestimate how much damage he does especially when there's 3 of him and I'm pretty sure people forget the runes convert damage to healing so he's basically Invincible
Oh and yeah I do the same invisible strat with loki
@@erikgrant6760 invisible woman players are the worst, stop third-partying me, you get me killed and then die instantly
Oooh what you said makes me want to take Rocket into Doom Match and lurk in the close quarters sections. Up close, his gun is an absolute MURDER machine.
I feel like Mantis and Adam are the ideal strategist/support characters in the game for me. You're not forced to be a heal bot and you actually help the team more by hitting your shots, which rewards you by charging your game-changing ultimate faster and win you team fights. I do enjoy the almost brain-dead heal botting games when I'm playing Rocket because of his movement every now and then. All in all, I think all the strategists in this game so far has been a hit, only one I have barely any time playing is Jeff.
Also I am getting tired of dps players thinking that healing is somehow "godmode" while they're front lining as Moon Knight and complaining about heals when I can't out heal them taking 300+ damage per second. Please, if you're a dps player, take cover for your own sake. I'm not gonna sugarcoat myself and sometimes I would catch myself lacking in juggling heal cooldowns (like running out of leaf so there's an awkward 1 second of staring contest before I can heal a teammate standing in front of me), but positioning is so important to your survivability, too.
As a Jeff main, I started playing him because
1. He's cute
2. He's easy to play
3. I'm a woman
You got me lol
I will not chase the spiderman who thought he was john rival across the map when he dies solo i will not look up for the storm or ironman who is motorboating the clouds i will not acknowledge the groot that breaks my line of sight.
As a Loki main, if you overextend it’s your job to get back to the team in one piece, not mine. I’m mainly talking to the duelists. Some of the tanks too, but mainly the duelist players.
As a Season 0 Loki main, my experience was largely the following:
- Thinks I have 400 IQ because I set up a triangle formation on the point and don't move so the enemy doesn't know which is the real me.
- Dies because the real me is the easiest to hit.
I've turned into an Invisible Woman main this season because she's really fun to play. I saved up my coins and got the First Family skin.
Because I have taste.
The Loki commentary is on point.
As a Loki main, its accurate...
If you can't DPS Why would I bother healing your ass when I could be behind enemy lines murdering the real pests that are murdering you target practices. AHAHAHAHAHA and I always score a 1-3 kills, Until the enemy team gets so fed up with me and hunts me down like rabid and angry opponents who knows I am lurking around.
I am Venom main but Loki is what a choose when I wanna be a sadistic trickster. I trick while I heal too though, but I also just save momentum by bullying people in their spawn when I feel it's right (always). I think they did an amazing job with that character, and your description is perfect!!
ROCKET RACCOON LIVE FAST EAT TRASH RIDE GROOT BOOST DAMAGE INFINITE AMMO ULTIMATE MOBILITY ULTIMATE SURVIVABILITY ULTIMATE FUN
The "Girlfriend pick" bit was perfect
Loki main. Earn your heals.
Played as loki. Round 1, did all the team things like regeneration, healing, damage, mind games. Guy told me i need to just heal because I'm a healer. Round 2 i healed him none. And i laughed
I like calling supports/strategists healer because sometimes I get the reaction that boils down to “have fun chasing health packs” only for them to realize i’m on cap and was already miles away from em
Tried the new death match mode and I make it a number run rule to stay the hell away from loki even as a winter soldier player those clones can die in a fire
I like playing Invisible Woman cause doing more damage than all the duelists while also keeping the whole team alive is incredibly funny to me
Honestly you called out my anxiety faster than calling me a Luna main I only recently started playing Mantis I’m acting like a duelist at that point 😂 I love your honesty it’s blunt and needed
I've been making Invisible Woman the past few days (as a Thor main) because her kit is fun, first strategist I've actually clicked with. My only issue rn are duelists that don't understand the ult heals too so they piss off outside of it for better positioning only to get insta-focused
As a thor main who also likes sue storm, yeah
4:18 Finaly someone says it without an extremest position on either side. Outfit like this just are not classy and look cheap.
“These are superheroes, not strippers. We don’t need to make it weird”
The outfit is LESS revealing than the comic book version of it though.
That made me so happy.
@@WynneL Our team finally got a support log in. 🙏🏼
I was so happy! 😀
Then I realised it was that Lil’ Raisins skin, but for adults. 🤮
As a Loki (and 🧲) main I can't argue with either takes. ;)
As a Mantis main….. Jesus Christ dude I am sorry.
Holy shit, that Loki assessment was spot on. My cousin plays Loki and I can't tell you how many times he's literally said, "fuck you guys, I'm not healing you anymore" and switches to duelist mid-match because "nobody is staying on me". I'm like, "You're a healer! It's your job to stay on us!"
* Strategist
P. S. There should never be only one healer.
As a C&D main, you should only play as Dagger, even attacking with Dagger, only switching to Cloak to escape, throw his field, or finish off someone out of position. They’re actually pretty brain dead to play once you realize how easy you’ve got it.
For example, the primary fire is AoE so you can support melee heroes by going for assists instead of shooting directly at your team
Just looking at the thumbnail i have to say i hate playing rocket and i unironically live in a shed
As someone who has added Adam as a third healer, im still ass at him but i refuse to give up. Also my Revives are on point so i got that going for me, aside from that? Im gonna keep chasing that perfection. Also as a Mantis main... you were very correct about the first 10 hours of my Mantis gaming lmao
Nah dude, i'll have my skins, guys and gals, as exposed as possible and i ain't ashamed of that 🥵
🗿
Hard agree, the Conan approach
That's the problem: the guys are covered up.
A gooner and proud I guess
@@verdurite Bro when the hell does wanting attractive characters make you a gooner?
Its not bro's fault he doesn't want every woman to look like a ghoulish black chick with bulged out eyes and 350lbs of weight
Never played Adam warlock until yesterday, where I turned a losing game around by murdering more enemies than our 2 dps (23 kills).
Dying once as him and then using his ult once to res my team after a giant team fight.
So maybe I gotta go try his ass now and either swear him off in 3 games or toss away mantis and C&D and become a golden babysitter
"These are superheroes, not strippers" true, but stan lee did create a character who is both.
As a Adam main, he’s right
Others: using loki as a trickster.
Me, forming an explosive musket firing line: BEAR ARMS, READY, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! ...
Pro tip for people trying loki out and dont know how to use the ult. Save your ult for when that one fhakdhfisiding IronFist tries to jump you. Then turn into him, use his ult on him, and plant his teeth 3 inches into the nearest concrete curb 🤣🤣🤣.
If you dont know how to use the ult tactically, at least use it to punish dives beyond belief.
I usually use my ult right after one of the team's iron man's ulted just so the enemy team thinks they're safe
This is a bad idea...
You should right click, then copy him for better safety.
He should be too busy tracking your clone with auto instead of you with his fist in confusion.
In a 1on1 you should be able to kill him since he can't stop slapping that attack button.
And boy does he love smacking that clone and wondering what the heck happened.
And yes, you can use the clone as a body block even against long range skirmish fights.
As long as it isn't: cleaving, piercing, splashing through your clones its safe.
@@cookiewithlove2081 for an experienced player with loki, yes. Thars what to do.
Im talkin to people who are new to the character and cant figure out what to do with the ult yet. And face it, beating the brakes off of iron fist with his own unbalanced tomfoolery, watching as all his brain cells shut down utterly flabbergasted and he tries to run only to feel the pain of every ironman he's ever endlessly spammed on through the skies... well, thats the kind of memory that makes a loki main 🤣
No, actually--use the Winter Soldier because you can literally keep it going INFINITELY if you time things right. Literally INFINITELY. Until no one is left...
Iron Fist only saves you. Satisfying to a degree, but not as satisfying as Bucky.
@@WynneL bold of you to assume a newbie trying out loki will be able to achieve anything with bucky's ult 😅
only true thing said here abt me is that I prioritize my own agenda over teammates who arent doing anything. I'd rather kill their luna snow with 3 hp left than heal my 1-24 punisher
C&D Player reporting in. No lies detected lmfao. These videos are so funny, good work man.
I feel so seen as a Warlock main. I love my job (real and in game) but hate my coworkers.
2 things. As someone who uses Rocket as a Strategist, my main mission in life is to be absolutely annoying. I basically have no damage on the board when the match ends, but everything else I have is going to be excellent
As a Tank main, I agree. For the love of god, you are supposed to help the team, not just heal. But at least you aren't as bad as the insta-lock duelists.
Bruh the Namor banana hammock costume on the next battle pass or riot
The Adam warlock is so true I can’t count how many times I’ve gotten more heals kills and assists then ANY of my teammates and I’m always the one act doing the objective
Loki player here. I can confirm everything you said is true
Rocket is slept on. I went on a winning streak that carried me through diamond to GM. Doing 18k over 10 minutes on average. Hes got good movement and utlity too.
People sleep on rocket becouse they think his heals are the least useful, not understanding that in a hallway where the team is pushing/blocking, you might as well be turning the squad into a wall that nobody can climb,
@@Kaeloz93 fr. And the ability to heal your dps when they are across the map or high in the sky is great too.
Honestly id like a decent guide how to counter dive- strategies, positioning, team comps
As a cloak and dagger main, i am partially offended
Jebbles have you tried deep rock galactic? pretty sick ngl
Rock and Stone!
@avocadothecat FOR CARL
Got about 300 hours on it.
@@JebblesJuniormy dwarf
@@JebblesJunior dawn bro, rockity rock and stone!
As someone who claims to be a Jeff main (but can't due to to his kit not letting him solo heal) I agree that everything you said is accurate, but you failed to realize or at least mention the reason I picked him. I picked him because he's adorable, cuddly, amusing, a marketable plushy, and I hope in vain that playing and maining Jeff will allow me to mirror or add even 1% of his joy into my terminally depressed life.
6:27 "Yeah, Loki mains are made out of Loki"
10:40 inaccurate i as a rocket main I have to stay on the point or capture it because my team keeps going the same direction, and i keep placing my beacon down
As a C&D main i see that you described players who just picked them because they saw that they have a high win rate, not the the actual mains.
I don't take offence... I take notes!
Your delivery is immaculate, and the information is accurate. This channel is a win.
As a Loki main, this man is exactly right. Be useful or die, simple options.
Adam Warlock main, i just love seeing the ults parade and just shrugging it off with soul blond and heals. Truly magnificent character when your team isn't throwing off the game constantly.
just started using magki, i’m kinda struggling how to use her and get consistent kills with her
It looks like I'll be doing a dive tutorial soon.
Enemy team to Rocket Main: Just die already!!
Rocket Main: I don’t Flarkin’ Think so
How to not die/bait cc?
I love how the comments seem to emphasize the points you made with each character. Especially the Loki mains. God, you guys are both hilarious and terrifying
Thank you for calling me a crackhead, I cannot tell you how many points ive contested till my team gets there simply by rocketing around and crawling like a rat 😭
As the only true Jeff main, you got several points, I play Jeff so I could hunt down other healers, and I would get away with it.
I'm a rocket main, I smoke vape every day, my brain and lungs are full of nicotine and I have been accused by my friends that I "play like a crack addict, but to keep doing me" so hey, nice call
One thing I'll add to the Good rocket mains, are never seen but always felt, cause they are either in the back line throwing heals like their life depends on it, or running away for 20 minutes at the 2 to 3 dualistic trying to kill it
Man I knew you were going to go hard on us but that Mantis section was INSANE. Good video by the way
does anyone know how to consistently play psylocke well? i always seem to do pretty well when my team is winning, but have a hard time playing well if my whole team plays poorly.
i can go 20/3 if my team knows what their doing, but then can somehow go 12-8 in the next game as my team is getting steam rolled
I think it's just a normal thing... This is a team game, so when the rest of the team is dogshi is pretty impossible to solo carry.
I'll expand the question to dive, but it can have a lot to do with team comp.
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Rocket/Strange/Psylocke main. Howling with laughter. I'm shit since I just started playing, but NOW I have a TARGET to aspire to.
As a halfway decent warlock main, thank you
I'm a Loki main, and I never felt that way, but it does sound hilarious to do
As a Loki main, I approve this message.
My iron man main ass casually solo ulting a luna or mantis as soon as they ult
Bro why u hatin on the thirsty skins? We cant all be well adjusted. Lemme have this 😂.
I will support you if you support my petition for an Adam Warlock mankini, Loki loincloth, and a Spiderman banana hammock. Let me be as distracted as other people.
Let's give all tanks the borat bikini skin@@WynneL
Honestly your the only reason I decided to pick up Adam warlock otherwise I wouldn’t have given him a second glance
Loki main here! My favourite pastime is Ulting better than my teammates and making fun of them. 👍
As an Adam warlock player I was pleasantly surprised lol
Is it bad that every time I think about Cloak & Dagger in this game, the thumbnail for that video essay titled something like "Snow bunny Manipulation" comes up? I haven't watched that video, but I know it exists cos there was a post on r/timebomb about, and then it showed up in my recommended
Bro has never been to the beach if this triggered him rofl
I came in not knowing what to expect and i was not disappointed
as adam warlock man. i suck, so much, but i main the guy because i just wanted a support with an ultimate flashy enough that people would point at it and say wow good job adam warlock
you are right in that i enjoy playing every role though. 'better than anyone at their own job' is a stretch but i enjoy everything
Rocket and Squirrel Girl is all I play. Got any specific slander for me?
Not only does Rocket not die, neither does his team. Oh, you think you got a pick? Well no actually, you didn't.
And yet no one has an issue with this, because they know they'll be revived themselves someday
Completely agree about the costumes.
As a Cloak and Dagger main, i’m offended that i don’t get it but ik i’d be offended if i did. Great video as well😂💯
Crazy that Moria players choose C&D even though Scarlet Witch is right there!
Also, i love you. You're so funny, and your voice is so nice to listen to. Don't listen to the hater
People have mains? You instalock your char and refuse to switch?
People love to share the same flexibility of an oak board.
I’m a Loki main and that final point hit i get to much tunnel vision on healing tanks and i basically hope the other healer heal the rest I’ll try and improve on that
Hey as a Mantis player i decide to heal and buff the top 2 players on the scoreboard.
When we have Iron Man i target him and he ussually has 30-3 at the end of the game.
(If he has less than 5 kills and more than 6 deaths at the end of the first round i dont pay him much attention anymore and focus on Magik more)
Mantis is pretty much a DPS when she uses her damage boost on herself.
So tagging along with Magik or another frontliner like Thor is really usefull if that person knows what they doing.
So if you are playing Mantis and never check the scoreboard.
What are you doing?
That 10% damage boost is HUGE when it comes with iron man and Hulk teamup.
Iron man is disguasting and when you have a healer that keeps him alive he is litearely cancer.
Also aim for the heads.
Every headshot gives you one petal back instantly.
So if you are good with Mantis and hit headshots often your team is pretty much unkillable.
I wanna be mad as a mantis mains but I know my aim ain't shit and I deserve it 😂
I’m not a cloak and dagger player, I am a dagger player with a little delay on some of my abilities
jeff could be a girlfriend pick if not for the fact everyone that picks him in ranked is a homicidal menace to society that will bring forth enough psychological damage to bring the entire enemy team attention towards them as they swim away as an immortal fin with the hitbox of a slipper