Please be careful if any of you try this. It’s very easy to give yourself heatstroke in a bubble wrap.. drink loads of water and take breaks with it off.
Imagine Gloria comes home one day and Brandon’s passed out on the floor with pads tapped to his face covered in raw egg and bubble wrap with mayonnaise splashed everywhere
Brandon is amazing. He doesn’t beg for likes, he doesn’t beg for subscribers, he doesn’t fake talk, he doesn’t say anything bad to other people, he doesn’t clickbait, he is funny and this is exactly why i am wondering why this guy doesn’t have 10m subs yet-
2:30) “ Some of y’all would never survive in the wild and it shows”🤣🤣🤣 Brandon you are literally top 3 one of my favorite you tubers. You are in #2 and Maria is #3 I love you guys y’all have such a cute family!❤️
"Turn dababy into *lil shank* " "Lil butt poker" "Now if someone wants to bellybump with me their gonna um...... *die* " Welcome to another episode of Brandon with no context
that's the reason he WOULD survive. nothing is going to eat him like that haha. also, no snake bites, hypothermia, or poison ivy... I think he may be on to something here...
Me: blinks while watching Brandon’s craft videos 1st blink: Room is made of bubble wraps when my eyes open 2nd blink: his pants are gone 3rd blink: Mayo is raining from the ceiling I’m honestly not surprised by anything anymore.
“You don’t have to be the fastest person, you just have to be quicker than the slowest person and the smoke will eat that person and then be full and not want...you.” - Brandon Farris 2021. 🤣 I love it.
"You dont need to be the fastest person, you just have to be faster then the slowest person, then the smoke will eat that person and won't be hungry for you"
I can understand the maternity spike shirt. It gets overwhelming when people just think they can touch you and not ask. Like being pregnant gives them full access to your body. Heck that shirts a great idea, someone market it!!.
I literally just saw one of his videos on my recommended and ever since i saw that one video i’ve been watching him ever since bc his videos bring me so much joyyyyy
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR PULLING ME OUT OF THE MAJORITY OF MY ANXIETY ATTACKS. I LOVE YOU AND YOU DO MORE FOR ME THAN YOULL EVER KNOW. YOURE WORTH EVERYTHING AND I WOULD DIE TO PROTECT YOU. thank you for you time. ❤️
"Are you too short to have respect come to you naturally?!" 😂😂 God this made me laugh. ...had a shit night at work and came home to this, totally the best part of my day 💜
“You dont have to be the fastest person, you just got to be quicker than the slowest person, the smoke will eat that person, and will be full....and....not...want.........you LMAO
Can you please pin this comment I don’t know why I just never been pinned before
ohmygod it worked
ooo wowie look at you! u got pinned :D
@Lindsey Plumley i guess so
Oh my god this worked thank you this was my first pinned comment ever🥰
Lol
This guy is literally the human embodiment of 'Chaotic Good'
Ahhh an oxymoron that he is
oof some other guy copied you and got more likes and hearts
@@midnightsnackz9916 ik I seen that lmaoo
Is your profile pic Tsu yu or am i an idiot
Like for yea
@@unidentified7463 No, but I'm gonna change it to tsu 💙💙
That. Is a lot of bubble wrap. Gotta try that.
Lol same
*share it with me*
Can i pop it??
I'd have the irresistible urge to jump from a rooftop but not like in a suicidal way just like in an I wanna hear all the popping kind of way yk
Please be careful if any of you try this. It’s very easy to give yourself heatstroke in a bubble wrap.. drink loads of water and take breaks with it off.
Imagine Gloria comes home one day and Brandon’s passed out on the floor with pads tapped to his face covered in raw egg and bubble wrap with mayonnaise splashed everywhere
*sighs* "Again??"
It's just Tuesday🤷♀️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just imagine that out of 5068 comments and 2 billion youtube occupants I randomly replied to your commet. Lol
What five minute craft shenanigans did this come from?
"Octopuses"
"Octopi?"
"...I could go for some pie"
I love this man
I LoVe pumpkin pie 🥧 🤤
Mee too
Octopodes
Not even 5 seconds in and Brandon already broke something
LMAO! TRUE THO-
tttttttrrrrrrruuuuuuuueeeeee
Bruh
Not even two seconds
If he doesn't break something you know somethings up 🤣
Brandon is amazing. He doesn’t beg for likes, he doesn’t beg for subscribers, he doesn’t fake talk, he doesn’t say anything bad to other people, he doesn’t clickbait, he is funny and this is exactly why i am wondering why this guy doesn’t have 10m subs yet-
he is just very... not very but SUPER underrated
Me 2
@Turtle Plays this is exactly what i like to hear :)
Brandon Must agree
Best guy I have ever knew on TH-cam
“Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?” 😂
Yep
Just imagine that out of 5068 comments and 2 billion youtube occupants I randomly replied to your commet.
@@Guest59112 Noice
2:21 PLSSS THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST PART
“Lets say I’m wearing ladies underwear”
Brandon you paused there for a *very awkward amount of time*
Uuuuuhhh
Cause he WAS wearing ladies underwear when he got back up. LoL
@@tashanicole8890 he was wearing them before he said that too (right? I think so? Ehh I don’t remember)
@@tashanicole8890 onnn
@@tashanicole8890 ohhh
i love how there’s chaos as soon as the video starts 😂😂😂
Same 😂
Ikr lol
Well it wouldn't be a Brandon Farris video with out chaos.
Right? Lmao
I like your username 🙂
1:15 TH KNIVES BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
2:30) “ Some of y’all would never survive in the wild and it shows”🤣🤣🤣
Brandon you are literally top 3 one of my favorite you tubers. You are in #2 and Maria is #3 I love you guys y’all have such a cute family!❤️
“your walking in...dOwNtOwN La??”
*realizes*
“Oh it’s smoke”
I mean with all the forest fires it's accurate 😂😭
“are you too short that respect doesn’t come to you naturally” i feel attacked 😂
Same😂
Same!!
Me though
same lmaoo
when your in 9th grade and the 6th graders call you short-
1:32 i cant stop laughing XD
THE NOISE IT MADE WHEN HE HONKED HIS HEAD I CANNOT 3:50
“Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?” Really hit home with that one, Brandon
Facts
*Fan blows dust*
Brandon: "Been there."
Me: Yeah he was there just last week with baby powder
LMAO
Haha
True
I laughed so hard when I saw that one
1:23 in tears
4:04 That was egg not urine 😌
I said that wrong😓
@@Astronaut662 dont care😹
Brandon:
“What in the Judas priest baby.”
Quote of 2021
I wanna copy
sCrEe
Jear desus
Nezuko pfp :0
Brandon:
“Give him the old one two!”
Also Brandon
“T-That’s murder.”
It's the best way to get away with something lol just say what it id and then go WACHAAA
Lol
2:15 MICHELLEN MAN
3:25 that’s my third grade teacher miss creach
😨
"Turn dababy into *lil shank* "
"Lil butt poker"
"Now if someone wants to bellybump with me their gonna um...... *die* "
Welcome to another episode of Brandon with no context
Yes No touch or *Die* :D
😂😂😂😂😂
Wow that is so accurate
"creamed with condiments"
Is Brandon *ever* in context?
this man embarasses himself for our entertainment, whadda good guy.
Embarrasses!!?! Nothing embarrassing about this. He’s become stupid and repetitive.
@@shawnasmith3121 you don't have to be rude. If you don't like his videos, then don't watch.
@@shawnasmith3121 rude much?
Hun, if your gonna hate, then why you watching his videos on the first place? 😑
not embarrassing at all... this is funny af
I never realized how much I need him he is the source of most of my laughter, because is mad but also so calm and chill at the same time.
Brandon: Covers the whole room in bubble wrap
Me: Lying dead on the floor from laughing too hard
"some of you would not survive in the wilderness, and it shows"
Says the man wrapped in bubble wrap.
he’s very much prepared
that's the reason he WOULD survive. nothing is going to eat him like that haha. also, no snake bites, hypothermia, or poison ivy... I think he may be on to something here...
@@arushik1612 yes but he would also be very warm and could die of heat stoke
@lou davey Stop being a poise
he could go sky diving without a parachute and walk away unscaved
Me: blinks while watching Brandon’s craft videos
1st blink: Room is made of bubble wraps when my eyes open
2nd blink: his pants are gone
3rd blink: Mayo is raining from the ceiling
I’m honestly not surprised by anything anymore.
0:47
I CANT I-
Can we appreciate all the pain/embarrassment he goes through and all the messes he makes just to entertain us
The fact that he dresses up as a bubble wrap Baymax shows how committed he is to doing these hacks-
"boom. now if someone wants to belly bump with me there gunna... d- die."
You copied of someone
@@goldiedooshes7531 what?
1:11
Its just a one, two *thrusts belly* three.... wait thats murder
Carmen?
I love how he didn’t expect the glass shattering
"Let's just say I'm wearing ladies underwear"
*Awkward silence*
"Okay moving on!"
-Brandon Farris February 5th, 2021
“You don’t have to be the fastest person, you just have to be quicker than the slowest person and the smoke will eat that person and then be full and not want...you.” - Brandon Farris 2021. 🤣 I love it.
Lol
@@elizabethafton7331 bruh
Ok like as soon as I saw this comment he started saying that
@@amyemes1968 Nice 😂
"Some of you would not survive in the wild and it shows.......what do hives look like?"
"Now if someone wants to belly bump me they're gonna... *die* "
-Brandon Farris 2021
Loved this quote. I was hoping he would say die. :P
I just love how committed he is to the bits
The effort he puts into these videos... This man really bubble rapped his whole room for our amusement
“Now if someone wants to belly bump with me there’re gonna...d-die”
😂
Yeah but then he laughs... 😂
“Wanna hear my baby?” Now THAT is a death sentence. Pun intended.
ABORT mission 😂😂
Lol 😂😂
“i’m sure i could find a use for broken glass, but none as 25 to life as you guys” 0:29
The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
"Joke's on you, Todd, It doubles as a hat!" This dude is chaotic in all the right ways
"You dont need to be the fastest person, you just have to be faster then the slowest person, then the smoke will eat that person and won't be hungry for you"
I love it
Idek sparks loves it
Its true
@@rose_demon2821 survival of the fastest???
“wanna hear da baby... and then maybe never again”🤠
Thank you for being here Brandon you have help me through a lot of hard times thank you💜💜💜💜💜
I love how no one is going to question as to why Brandon has possession of that much plastic wrap 😂
*bubble wrap
tips glass on purpose knowing what the outcome will be:
Brandon: *gets scared
“Let’s say I wear woman’s underwear”
No one:
Not a soul:
Mother mother starts playing *
I wear women's underwear
Angelgirl.sisterdemon Love I read the first part and also thought of it
i'm wearing ladies underwear*
@@pyrojack8230 same. TWINS!
i was just listening to them im gonna go back and listen now (i'm on a computer and i always have at least 1 YT tab and just one YT music tab)
The effort he puts into these is amazing
The chaos within one video is the reason i subbed.... you are the parts of my brain that try to reasonable but just doesnt listen...
Nobody:
Brandon Farris: dumps a bowl of liquid on a fan
can we just appreciate how many things Brandon broke for the sake of our enjoyment? 👏
Yes
Absolutely u-u
now we just wait until he breaks a bone (jk)
Of course
YES YES YES you have to love Beebs 💜💛🖤
Your videos are so short, every second is like gold. I needed this in my liiiiiife
Thank you for making my day so much better , i love your videos sooo much 🤍
“Turn da baby into lil shank”
-Brandon Farris 2021
“JOKES ON YOU TODD! IT- DOUBLES AS A HAT”
😂
I'm new to your channel, and I already love it ❤
OMG BRANDON I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS YOU MAKE MY DAY EVERYDAY SO CONTINUE TO BE FUNNY!!!! LOVE YOU!
No one:
Brandon: wraps his entire office in bubble wrap.
ngl, his office needs a lot more than bubble wrap to keep it safe XD
@@sophiaelise8710 probably needs to protect it all in concrete and steel
He needs to after what happens with his homemade hammock and “easier” way to put yo pants on 😂
I don't think he realizes that if he wants to make a mess he can just..go outside 🤣
I can understand the maternity spike shirt. It gets overwhelming when people just think they can touch you and not ask. Like being pregnant gives them full access to your body. Heck that shirts a great idea, someone market it!!.
“jokes on you Todd! it doubles as a hat” 💀💀💀💀💀
0:40
I love pie, keylime pie or lemon meringue are my favorite!
...
Or any pie is my favorite..
"You wanna hear the baby? And then maybe never again?"
-Brandon, 2021
1st reply lol
2nd reply
@@andrewmullin9154 3d reply
4th reply
-5th Reply-
I never realized how much I needed this guy I have never laughed so much in my life the point he so calm but also mad at some pointsXD
Ya me to
Same 😂🤚🏾
Oh hi cancer I didn’t know you had a TH-cam account
@@evyp1560 welcome to america what illness do you want
@@nezukokamado46 mmm how abouttt one that kills me quickly
I Love This Channel So Much ! Every Single One Of Youre Videos Are Making Me Wheezing To Death 😂
i love the fact that the knives almost fell and stabbed him but he didn't even react. this guy is Pure gold
Girl: “are these shoes made of knives?”
Brandon: “Maybe they are. They were very expensive”
His knife shoes weren’t enough apparently
He's making a whole line of of clothes lol
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"Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?"
I have never been more called out in my entire life XD
Same😂
At 4'10" I can't even tell ya how many times I've had that happen to me! Ugh!
@@kelleywillis3789 same. I’m 4’11” and everyone thinks I’m a 10 year old child lmao
@@callawon229 well, I definitely look too old to be mistaken for a child now, but yes, that did used to be a problem.
*Bites his own arm* “I’m unscathed. Your move, Teeth Bandit.” 😂😂😂😂
I literally just saw one of his videos on my recommended and ever since i saw that one video i’ve been watching him ever since bc his videos bring me so much joyyyyy
*sees smoke*
Nobody:
Brandon Farris: they must be in downtown LA
I’m dying lol
lmaooo
The amount of cleaning this man has to do!
fun fact: this is his least messy video
He has a cleaner apparently
@@ContentDeleted10332 rip his cleaner
@@zofia3441 really?
@@calebspurrell2191 yep
“Turn da baby” into “lil shank” is gonna be my life quote now
I always love ❤️ how he leaves the stuff on
"Boom! Now if someone wants to belly bump with me, they're gonna............die"
😂😂epic
“Are you to short to have respect come to you naturally?” *cries in small*
Same 😭 😂 😭
Too
am short, can relate
@Wolf Mafia which part-? Because he said the quote
omg you are friggen hilarious!! I attempted to watch this quietly at my desk... fail.. now the whole office wants to see whats so funny!
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR PULLING ME OUT OF THE MAJORITY OF MY ANXIETY ATTACKS. I LOVE YOU AND YOU DO MORE FOR ME THAN YOULL EVER KNOW. YOURE WORTH EVERYTHING AND I WOULD DIE TO PROTECT YOU. thank you for you time. ❤️
This guy is hilarious,he don’t get enough recognition for the effort that he puts in these videos
yea :(
I agree, he bubble wrapped his entire room and broke glass on carpet
Brandon doesnt need 5 minute crafts, 5 minutes crafts need him!
lmao hes the only person that can make me laugh non-stop in every one of his videos.
anyone else love that he doesn’t do intros or Outro‘s and just finishes the video randomly
“Ooo there’s a little left” throws it at the fan hahaha
“And let’s just assume that I’m wearing ladies underwear....(instantly regrets what he said)...anyway,”
Every time I watch these videos I die laughing I love your content keep up the great work!!
The amount of mess on his carpet is uncanny
AND THE EFFORT TO COVER HIS ENTIRE ROOM IN BUBBLE RAP!
"Are you too short to have respect come to you naturally?!" 😂😂 God this made me laugh. ...had a shit night at work and came home to this, totally the best part of my day 💜
When you see everything wrapped up in bubble wrap you realize how much work he puts into his video's.
This guy cleans alot and let appreciate this man
Imagine the pain he goes through 😭 HE’S SO AWESOME FOR THAT❤️
Is no one talking about how he dropped a sheet of glass on his floor?! He is going to bring finding shards of glass everywhere for a very long time.
and its a carpet no less LMFAO
glittery keester shanks
“You dont have to be the fastest person, you just got to be quicker than the slowest person, the smoke will eat that person, and will be full....and....not...want.........you
LMAO
You're a menace, I love it, never change, haha.
I love your videos so much
When he covered his room in bubble rap I felt inclined to like
brandon just made my day better.
a life without brandom is a life without life
Jokes on you Toad, it doubles as a hat!
My new favorite line 😂