The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite TH-camr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!
You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!
I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤
Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.
I love your videos Brandon! Especially with this one, because I've been crying a lot because I've been super stressed out with school work. Which this video made me not think of it and just get a couple laughs. Thank you Brandon.
I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!
I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!
2 years later, the first Brandon Farris video I’ve ever watched and I still love it and it brings back so many good memories, Thank you for all these amazing videos Brandon!!❤
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times) Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.
I’ve been in a dark place lately and I haven’t laughed like this in over 6 months! This video was so funny and we need more channels like this he’s funny without being disrespectful
Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!
I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.
we love you Brandon thank you for all the videos but this one made me cry and you worked so hard for friends that are rude keep doing great and I love how you are so nice and loving "you are going to do great" I love you ;)
Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.
This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you
I wish I was friends with you, like you seem fun to be friends with, also I watch this one specific video every year when it’s close to christmas because of (some reason) and like it’s all just the vibe like this whole video is the vibe, and yes I do consider 5 months close to christmas also have a great day 🎄🎅💅
They were so lucky to have a friend like Brandon. Who cared enough to poisen them with cooking from the heart of those tiny hands 🙌🏼
Yes they are lucky to have friend like Brandon.
Bestie why u using past tense...
Bruh the third leg really got me tho
THE HEN
@@ashrenehan4704 Did you watch the end? They all died by dysentery and sheep.
we gotta appreciate that he goes thru all of this for us lmao, rip friends
bro that’s not you in the pfp
@Angelina L 👇💋 disgusting :)
@Angelina L 👇💋 uhhhh tf
salahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloqfhfudeyf6gtyk
Tf
whoever is responsible for cleaning up that kitchen is a wizard. Every episode it starts out looking flawless, and is utterly destroyed by the end.
He has a maid i believe
The maid is his angry wife when she sees this mess
his CLEANER (why tf are people calling her a maid 😭) has a tiktok :)
R3sdcrdcdfr😘
Nope he cleans it himself
the 25 seconds of him just trying to pick up a can killed me! i dont think ivve smiled this much at one thing in a long time lol
I died laughing
Fr
the fact that he is funny with out being rude to people is actually so awesome
Anyone read this and immediately think of the vlogs
God.forbid someones feeling get hurt
he was calling us daddy for lord's sake.
and I ain't complaining, honestly.
I read that while he said "we need new friends" 🤣🤣
define funny
This has to be the most edible "food" I've ever seen Brandon make 😅
Nahhh the hotdog trees in the hot coco vid seemed kinda edible
Same
@kidroco I would absolutely adore seeing you eat hotdogs water and hot chocolate
@Kid Rxtro lmao not roco
@@funkydadpants ill do it for pocket lint and a rusty quarter
The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite TH-camr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!
“Leg”
@@omelettesoap2601 ?
bro I swear, every video he makes looks like a fever dream🤣
“I caught you with my tiny hands!” This might be the funniest video ever made.
Zack man he is always funny and crazy he has the wener and he just needs some time with the turkey and to spank ot
@@ayers3896 excuse me
@Zack
Agreed! Laughed the entire time. 😂
Lets just take a second and thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. He’s such a champion. We love you Brandon!
Yes, thank you to Brandon!!!
I would too if I was making as much as him
We Love u So Much
Love u Brandon ❤️
Thank you Brandon
Can we appreciate how he says “your gonna do great” before he puts something in the oven😂
You + are = you're.
I do the same thing when I bake 🤣
@@englishatheart no one asked
We need more comedians like him who aren't just a holes and make you feel better instead
Wasn’t having the best week. This has made my week, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard for ages. You are amazing Brandon.
Imbrandonfarris is the only person in the world to ever say: “aren’t I supposed to stuff the turkey- *oh wait I put a hen in there”*
What is your profile 🤔
11:27 “Get along with the turkey inside of my head” 😂😂. “Gobble Gobble we Wobble and go-“
That part gets me😂😂😂😂
You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!
“Daddy sorry daddy” I can’t stop laughing 😂!!
I was dying😂
Brandon, I would love to see you make your five minute craft videos with tiny hands. It’ll be a laugh.
Not the response I think this comment needed…👆👆👆😂😂😂
It's sad a bot stole your comment and Brandon liked it instead of yours
@@Jacob-ru3mu Aw :(
I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤
Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.
The fact he puts himself in these mistakes and makes everyone's day better 💖
He is a true hero
@@jacobgames4771 I agree
Mistakes? More like Comedy Issues
That's true
4:04 when he shoved it innn!! This whole video has made me genuinely laugh- I haven’t done that in years! Thank you Brandon!
0:13
thats what she said
A BEAN!!
This is the only youtuber that makes me genuinely laugh every 30 seconds. Love u brandon
I love your videos Brandon! Especially with this one, because I've been crying a lot because I've been super stressed out with school work. Which this video made me not think of it and just get a couple laughs. Thank you Brandon.
I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!
The chaotic energy of this man is why I love him
5:09 when your hand betrays you
He’s funny without even trying, I laughed so many times.. love ur vids man, keep up the good work
I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!
"I'm vegetarian"
"I'm vegan"
"I want a divorce"
I'm crying omfg lmaooo
Shut up
@@NotNobody741 What’s up with you lol
@@NotNobody741 wtf what is wrong with you bro u good?
@@NotNobody741 your name is literally an anime villain
“From who??”
You help me through all my hard times brandon i thank you for that from the bottom off my heart
2 years later, the first Brandon Farris video I’ve ever watched and I still love it and it brings back so many good memories, Thank you for all these amazing videos Brandon!!❤
He's like a Southern Ryan Reynolds with the soul of a golden retriever 🤣
That is surprisingly accurate
Yes that is way too accurate
Both look amazing
Hahaha 😂. I. Don’t. Like hotdogs
And pug mix😂🤣
Let’s just take a second to thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. His poor kitchen has to pay the price for it🤣
Lol
There is a comment saying almost the exact same thing. Very suspicious
@@Hugo_Balls08 ummmmm lol😂
@@Hugo_Balls08 it’s TH-cam, the comment sections full of repeated comments.
This has to be the funniest video I have ever seen on TH-cam, my favorite video of all time. Thank you Brandon.
This is just hilarious and Brandon is so amazing I hope he never quits
The amount of time and patience this video has. I could never.
Do you know what I’m glad that you did one of these this year. Do you want for Christmas! This is hilarious!
what
@@bounniee Just a minor stroke.
@@lilywiersema8040 understandable
@Angelina L 👇💋 NO-
This is the first time I laughed like that since 2 months
Thank you Brandon
5:57 “you ever season the carpet?”
Me: hahaha no I have not….. DID HE JUST SAY CARPET IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!
Anyone else catch the second that was a throwback to the rap he made up for last years Thanksgiving video. My favorite 💜
#top5momentsof2020
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times)
Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.
Ariana is just so nonchalant about the whole situation and I love it 😂
Not even a minute into it and I'm having an asthma attack over your wrists breaking. 🤣 I had to pause and come write this, you sir are 😘👌🏻
I literally sent my sister this video 30 seconds in and said the same thing to her 😂 once those wrists broke...
Ikr I think like three other people said something similar. I was wheezing by the end
brandon: "we are gonna have to do delicate surgery"
also brandon: "RAWR RARR RAAAAAAAAA"
He actually committed to the bit, impressive
Whenever I’m down the only thing to bring a smile to my face is Brandon so thank you for what you do
19:42 the surprised face
Can we take a minute to talk about how he said "ever seasoned a carpet?" instead of "ever seasoned a floor?" Implying he has carpet in his kitchen
@Keeping Farris Clean good luck
4:25 has to be my favorite part out of the entire video. it caused me to laugh for like 10 minutes straight
You and that knife gave me SO MUCH ANXIETY 😂and when u was swingin it around ur face AH
As someone who cooks sometimes, I absolutely died when he dumped so many bay leaves onto the tur-hen-dog
I’ve been in a dark place lately and I haven’t laughed like this in over 6 months! This video was so funny and we need more channels like this he’s funny without being disrespectful
This guy is the best the part where he says “ better to be safe then sorry” drops the sweet potatoes “welp that’s done that made me laugh so hard❤️
I love how he’s not afraid to make a mess!! Let’s take a minute to appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos!!
Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!
I no longer live. I just found this guy through my friend and no body told me he’s a bloody COMEDIC GENIUS!!! I love it so much 👏👏👏
I swear that fact his jokes are not meant to hurt anyone and they make me die laughing is why he is one of my fav people
I haven't laughed like this in a long time thank you Brandon, thank you for making life a whole lot funnier😂😂
👁👄👁
Can I just say when I'm sad he makes my day. Brandon goes through all of this just to make us happy. Thank you Brandon
Beautiful just beautiful.......I loved when you put all the meat together and did seasoning
ive been watching brandon for a few years now and i swear his videos get better every single time
19:56 That fart was definitely personal
20:00
Thank you now with my "normal sized hands" I can make me and my friends a great Thanksgiving!
i have watched this like 4 times and im still rolling on the floor with laughter
that was so good the way hemade jokes with the seasanes🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it❤❤❤
11:30 did anyone else realize when he started singing the song that he sang when google translate asked him to “rap in tinfoil” or something like that
Memories
11:31
I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.
Ya
Ya
I’m just slowly dying(on the inside and outside)the more I watch him cook
we love you Brandon thank you for all the videos but this one made me cry and you worked so hard for friends that are rude keep doing great and I love how you are so nice and loving "you are going to do great" I love you ;)
13:39 nearly killed me... nothing so sad has ever been so damn funny
Every sentence you say makes me wheeze. My friend and I choked on our water by this! Thanks for making our day man
Same
He is the best
I only just started watching your videos and I have to say you are the funniest!!!!! TH-camr I’ve ever seen👍👍👍
The "oh no, I'm butter now" had me dying. I love your vids they're so funny you vids always seems to make my day a whole lot better. You're amazing.
I'm impressed by his control with the tiny hands 👐
I almost never laugh at TH-cam videos, but Brandon never fails to make me laugh
1:27 his hand really went ✋🫳
Brandon calling his viewers “DADDY” had me dyeing🤣
Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.
I watch ur videos late at night and I always make me laugh about two hundred times you make me laugh that much I think my mom heard me laughing 😂😂
I laughed so hard it felt like some water but nothing came out ❤️💜 you Brandon
This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you
Omg, what a nice surprise! Happy Thanksgiving, Brandon 💜
Why does the turkey look good for some reason but you're so funny I couldn't stop laughing
This is my favorite video of all time because he's too funny I almost died of laughter.
Dude he literally just posted it 7 mins ago and he already has 4k views, im so proud of him honestly and how far he has gotten
4:46 “we have hot dogs” *has a flash back of the hotdog massacre of 2010 in smallville Kansas*
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW SAD I AM BUT I SCREAM IN LAUGHTER EVERY TIME I WATCH ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS!!
I wish I was friends with you, like you seem fun to be friends with, also I watch this one specific video every year when it’s close to christmas because of (some reason) and like it’s all just the vibe like this whole video is the vibe, and yes I do consider 5 months close to christmas also have a great day 🎄🎅💅
At 17:17 when he said what's over there I actually looked 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
SAME
You too?
@@Cooking-with-khi yeah he caught me at a moment of weakness 😂🤣😂
I loved the "take that and rewind it back, lil jhon got the beat to make your boody go clap" reference at 10:44. That song is great
Tiny hands made an already hilarious video, even funnier 😂😂😂
And the ages 😂😂😂😂😂🤌🤌
4:27was my favoritei said you don't have to answer only like that. All your videos always making me laugh Thank you Brandon
"How much butter?"
"Yes"
I'm still laughing. Help.
9:33 I love this video, and can’t stop watching it. But the thing that always makes me laugh is the “Oh no, I’m butter now”
Ngl if you’re really tired or high this looks like a two year old trying to cook a thanksgiving dinner. (Your videos always cheer me up)
I watched this guy for three hours and i have never laughed so hard
3:48
Brandon: “Sir.” *removing sus Third leg*
Me: thinking he’ll say “ma’am” afterwards but didn’t 😂😂
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING KEEP MAKING THESE. I’ve never laughed so hard