so what happened with this game within wii sports: it was developed in Japan, which obviously uses the metric system. unfortunately for this PARTICULAR game within wii sports, when they had it translated to English for the US, they didn't bother to put in a proper conversion system to freedom units, so for measuring distance, they just divide centimeters by 10 and show it as feet. 20.3 ft = 203cm, 2.7 ft = 27cm, 16.3 ft = 163cm, 4.1 ft = 41cm, etc.
12:16 Regardless of outcome of where the ball landed, that power meter is a thing of beauty! No black in between the blue filled section and the top of maximum power. I could try that intentionally 200 times in a row and probably not get that.
Poof made the exact same near identical scream at 15:10 as he did in his previous video of him going for this platinum medal. Search up “Is this the actual hardest platinum metal on Wii sports” and go to 22:42 in that vid and compare it to the one in this video at 15:10 😂
I just found out that Poofesure's videos have several running gags. •Manically laughing •Toad Voice •Speaking gibberish while his character spazzes out •Being sarcastic •Random high-pitched scream that's most replayed for some reason •Going silent •Simping for Abby/Barb •"Elisa! Go away!" clip being used when Elisa is on screen •Calling Theo "Fivehead" •Calling Marisa "Succubus" •Calling Greg "Squidward" •Calling Helen "Mean Helen" •Calling Steve "Pizza Steve" •Screaming "WHAT!?" •Hearing him rage from the other side of the room •Pierre's mole •Streaming on twitch and hearing donation sounds •Going full nerd rage when something doesn't make sense •Accidentally hitting quit or continue •Tries to break wii remote, but fails to do so •Blaming his character or wii remote •Occasional sponsor •Breaking wii remotes, TVs, etc. •Getting very close to the goal of the video, but the video isn't even halfway done •Mocking announcer or crowd •"Grr" and "Naw" •4 and 10 pins •Repeating the same phrase over and over •Getting annoyed by farts •Recording randomly ends •Recording freezes for the rest of the video •Shaming Baby Peach, Baby Mario, Wario, Waluigi, Koopa Troopa, Bowser, or King Boo
Yo poof, when there is sand in between you and the green, use the driver and just hit the ball into the sand. It’ll fly fast into the sand and then roll out at perfect speed onto the green
he does know every club the game distinguishes hits differently, that's why he intentionally switches clubs several times. his problem is with the power bar being different on some shots even with the same club, like for example the wedge with a limit of 3 bars at 6:40 and then the wedge again with all 4 bars at your timestamp. this makes sense in real life as it just means you'd have used two different types of wedge for different types of terrain, but in the game it's always just called wedge so I understand his confusion
@@huh968 If that’s the case, why would the game not automatically choose the best club for each hole? I get the idea of having to learn the differences between them in real life, but the game should make it a given.
Hey big tip, I have gotten this medal several times, try to have less than 15ft in the first five. Even though it sounds impossible, it saves a lot of time and pays off significantly.
Actually Poof, on the screen it always shows "Nice On", BUT the guy only SAYS "Nice On" When you're on the green but far away. When you are close he actually says "Nice Approach" instead!
POOF! FOR HITTING THE BAG, THE AMOUNT OF PUNCHES REQUIRED FOR EACH TYPE OF BAG VARIES!!!! FOR EXAMPLE THE WHITE BOXING BAG IS MUCH STRONGER COMPARED TO THE OTHERS!!!!!!!! LIKE SO POOF CAN SEE THIS AND GET THAT PLAT MEDAL
Try the baseball medals. they're really simple and easy to play, but they definitely have a challenge for the platinum medal. Hitting Home Runs is a harder one, but The batting range one should be super simple.
Yo. Best way to tire out the pitcher in Wii sports baseball is to continually bunt. You’ll get a lot of foul balls but they’ll be sweating at the second batter if you do it right
Man you are the funniest person ever, you never fail to make me laugh, I ball out laughing everytime I watch your videos, keep doing what your doing never stop with these vids , love you man!!
Pro tip, the hole has two placements on round 4. If the hole is close to you and you hit the ball as hard as you can with your driver, it's an guaranteed chip in
Poof you need to apply backspin on some of the holes. Hole 5 for instance requires a backspin shot. Shot the ball a bit further than the flag and apply backspin on the ball to have it stop on the green or roll slightly Back. To do this, stop your Swing instantly when your remote is pointing down and flick your wrist a bit. It takes a while to get used to but it's required for the medal
@@RaptorJesus6969it’s not learning if Wii sports doesn’t have that mechanic, plus you can’t tell but he’s constantly swinging his Wii remote down regardless what game he’s playing on (as shown on his newer Wii sports resort golf videos) and wonders why he’s adding backspin. But again Wii sports golf doesn’t have backspins yet he’s still swinging his Wii remote down.
I think that by around 5:35 you need to switch clubs, because if you keep using the wedge, you will only get 3 out of 4 "dots" as the maximum of strength, times the 75% shooting force due to the fact that the ball is on the rough. So, in total, you only have around 56% of the max strength as if you were using the wedge with full strength in the fairway. Edit: The same happens with 7:00
7:30 a golf ball has a diameter of 1.68 inches, assuming Wii sports is basing the distance on the center of the golf ball that means it's 0.84 inches away from the hole. If we divide that by the listed 6 inches and then multiply that ratio with Poof's 3 feet we find that Poof is 5.04 inches
LOL nice on is a golfing term used for basically representing that the ball has come in contact with the putting green. So technically every time you put the ball on the putting green regardless of how far away it is from the hole it's called a nice on
The hitting the green platinum medal can sometimes be hard. But as long as we’re careful with our shots, we should be able to get a platinum medal. Still one of the best sports.
Video number 3 (or is it 5?) of THIS specific challenge where Poof specifically says during his angry rants to *_NOT USE THE WEDGE_* for a couple specific holes. Also video number 3 (or is it 5?) of THIS specific challenge where Poof specifically *_REFUSES TO TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE AND STILL USE THE WEDGE FOR SAID SPECIFIC HOLES._*
really
really!
Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea
Really
weed
nah
19:05 “That’s so bad, Spanish speaking people are saying ‘no bueno’” 😂
16:13 "your sitting here giving me chopsticks to eat soup" is probably one of the best shouts I've ever heard from this man
😂 had me crying and my cheeks hurting I swear
19:05 and the "that’s so bad, spanish speaking people are saying no bueno" had me cackling
15:13 this scream caught me so off guard I quite literally almost spit my entire meal onto myself. That scream came from the heart😭😭
"YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH"
_Professor_ _Kienan,_ _2024_
9:28 me trying to wake up my friend Uah in class
😂😂
With much enthusiasm
@@Stiblytrue
That genuinely made me laugh 💀
You-uh, you-uh, you-uh, you-uh, you-uh, you-uh, you-uh, you-uh.
Poof's brain offically broke at 9:27 of this video.
Agreed. This was the moment all the little poofs in his head where running around in hysterics trying to figure out what the problem was
Like i say every video. It's not a poof video without a word or phrase being repeated over and over again
It sounds like a song.
Proofesure.Exe encountered a critical error
Should we report to Microsoft?
Poofsures brain be like: I think my brain just committed suicide
so what happened with this game within wii sports: it was developed in Japan, which obviously uses the metric system. unfortunately for this PARTICULAR game within wii sports, when they had it translated to English for the US, they didn't bother to put in a proper conversion system to freedom units, so for measuring distance, they just divide centimeters by 10 and show it as feet. 20.3 ft = 203cm, 2.7 ft = 27cm, 16.3 ft = 163cm, 4.1 ft = 41cm, etc.
That's hilarious.
I could tell something wasn't right with the scale lol.
I thought it was measured in Mii’s feet
They should’ve used inches instead. At least it would have been closer to accuracy.
So in actuality.....the Platinum Medal is 22.5 FEET.
15:08 "nine point thr- EAUGHHHHHH"
« Nine point trois! Three! KYAAAAAAAAAAAH »
5:43 me when I have a very wrinkly shirt
this has got to be the cleverest comment here
19:10 As a spanish speaking person I confirm, this moment made me wanna say "No bueno"
As a mexican i say "Muy malo"
I prefer muy mal
I prefer "Menuda puta mierda"
“The f*ck cake has been iced and topped” what in the shit
😲
15:10 poofesure let his inner german come out there
Literally had a jump scare there. LOL XD
When the wiener schnitzel has extra sauer kraut.
i am german and i confirm thats how we speak
I used google translate, he apparently said "Ich werde mir diesen golfball in den Arsch schieben"
@@raphi8206poof is german too! that's the joke
Why in the minute 15:10 screams just like one of the Tom and Jerry episodes
because he is the reincarnation of william hannah, the person who made the screams
@@hnitsuanever considered this, but i believe it now
It’s funny when you think he’s gonna get the platinum medal and you realize there’s still 20 minutes.
18:53 I thought bro was about to tweak out
😂😂
> "off the green"
> the grass is literally fucking GREEN
big N think we babies or smth huh
You're onto something
He’s got a point 😂
Tf is Big N 💀
@@MpanzuSolosBig Nintendo
19:38 Idk why this part makes me laugh lol
Me too, I guess it's that "why-" transitioning into the laugh
12:16 Regardless of outcome of where the ball landed, that power meter is a thing of beauty! No black in between the blue filled section and the top of maximum power. I could try that intentionally 200 times in a row and probably not get that.
8:41 daffy duck
I'm dead 💀
15:09 12 year old kai cenat fan when their english teacher bends over to pick something up
Tbf tho my geography teacher 😏😏😏😏
17:35 When the neighborhood crow starts yappin’
Bro found the infinite content glitch
Wait. there’s a glitch?
@@ericlammers3492 the glitch is that he never gets the platinum medal, so lots of content
Bro found out how to become a degenerate
Bro found the infinite like glitch
Being terrible at Wii sports
someone needs to custom make a metal wii remote so poof can break tables with the remote instead of remotes with the table
he's pc would've fell off cx
Nokia Wii remote
The fact that he has a glass desk and it hasn’t shattered yet is a blessing.
Funniest comment I’ve ever seen
That’s combo way too dangerous to become a reality
9:28 poofs brain breaking has me CACKLING 😂😂😂
15:09 what crawled up poofesure’s butt for him to make that sound? 😂
Marv from home alone
@@Oceansprayq23 I can hear marv 😆
15:10 middle schoolers when someone turns around
YYYYAAAATTTT
this video autoplayed while i was asleep. I feel like it isn't much of a surprise to say that I was wide awake by the end
15:10 The Tom and Jerry Scream 😂
YOU UH ‼️💯 YOU UHH 🔥🔥⁉️ U UH 😢😢
Poof made the exact same near identical scream at 15:10 as he did in his previous video of him going for this platinum medal. Search up “Is this the actual hardest platinum metal on Wii sports” and go to 22:42 in that vid and compare it to the one in this video at 15:10 😂
Bro your right!
Lmao
how did u even figure this shit out
15:10 Bro sounded like Tom getting hurt in Tom & Jerry
I cant wait for him to get all 15 plats only to start over with dudy dude or alfonzo
it might take a few more years first
9:52 Poof in his suburban dad era: Oh boy, Oh brother, Holy moly
15:06 _nine point throa- three--_
GYAAAAAAAAAATTT
this dude has stockholm syndrome with these games. he hates them so much and they hurt him, but he continues to play it and succumb to the rage…
“FUCK THIS GAME I HOPE IT BURNS IN HELL”
“So don’t play it”
“But it’s fun”
How the valley girls say "you"
9:28
If you didn't already watch after 15:10, let me warn you...
It's an earape!
I just found out that Poofesure's videos have several running gags.
•Manically laughing
•Toad Voice
•Speaking gibberish while his character spazzes out
•Being sarcastic
•Random high-pitched scream that's most replayed for some reason
•Going silent
•Simping for Abby/Barb
•"Elisa! Go away!" clip being used when Elisa is on screen
•Calling Theo "Fivehead"
•Calling Marisa "Succubus"
•Calling Greg "Squidward"
•Calling Helen "Mean Helen"
•Calling Steve "Pizza Steve"
•Screaming "WHAT!?"
•Hearing him rage from the other side of the room
•Pierre's mole
•Streaming on twitch and hearing donation sounds
•Going full nerd rage when something doesn't make sense
•Accidentally hitting quit or continue
•Tries to break wii remote, but fails to do so
•Blaming his character or wii remote
•Occasional sponsor
•Breaking wii remotes, TVs, etc.
•Getting very close to the goal of the video, but the video isn't even halfway done
•Mocking announcer or crowd
•"Grr" and "Naw"
•4 and 10 pins
•Repeating the same phrase over and over
•Getting annoyed by farts
•Recording randomly ends
•Recording freezes for the rest of the video
•Shaming Baby Peach, Baby Mario, Wario, Waluigi, Koopa Troopa, Bowser, or King Boo
It's called Hit the Green and Poofesure doesn't understand why there's a 100 foot penalty for not hitting the green 😂
7:05 - 7:52new favorite moment seeing the approach immediately after. Brilliant. Screaming immediately after. Until about 8:30
Commentator: Nice on!
Poofesure: And I took that personally…
Perfect upload timing for my favorite asmr channel
15:10 8 year olds when their moms won’t buy candies
Fr. The kids need to be stopped
15:10 toad is back everyone 😂😂😂😂
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT MARIO AAGGGHHHHH 👿👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺
Yo poof, when there is sand in between you and the green, use the driver and just hit the ball into the sand. It’ll fly fast into the sand and then roll out at perfect speed onto the green
15:10 had me absolutely dying
3:08 The desk that receives beatings from time to time.
7:17 it pains me that poof doesn’t know that the club is whats changing.
You won’t hit as far with a sand wedge than you would with a driver
I feel like he keeps going into a reset when he starts this challenge again, each time forgetting things he learnt from previous attempts lol.
@@AdrobielInsanity
he does know every club the game distinguishes hits differently, that's why he intentionally switches clubs several times. his problem is with the power bar being different on some shots even with the same club, like for example the wedge with a limit of 3 bars at 6:40 and then the wedge again with all 4 bars at your timestamp. this makes sense in real life as it just means you'd have used two different types of wedge for different types of terrain, but in the game it's always just called wedge so I understand his confusion
@@huh968 If that’s the case, why would the game not automatically choose the best club for each hole? I get the idea of having to learn the differences between them in real life, but the game should make it a given.
Hey big tip, I have gotten this medal several times, try to have less than 15ft in the first five. Even though it sounds impossible, it saves a lot of time and pays off significantly.
15-20ft at best
You can clearly see he's had as little as like "6.3" and it still fucked him
Big tip, hit it closer.
No idea how he didn't think of that.
@@staypuft39_69 he has history of not thinking like that 💀💀
What a stupid piece of advice. "Just try harder" You think he's not doing that?
Actually Poof, on the screen it always shows "Nice On", BUT the guy only SAYS "Nice On" When you're on the green but far away. When you are close he actually says "Nice Approach" instead!
POOF! FOR HITTING THE BAG, THE AMOUNT OF PUNCHES REQUIRED FOR EACH TYPE OF BAG VARIES!!!! FOR EXAMPLE THE WHITE BOXING BAG IS MUCH STRONGER COMPARED TO THE OTHERS!!!!!!!!
LIKE SO POOF CAN SEE THIS AND GET THAT PLAT MEDAL
9:28 poof.exe has stopped working
19:45 - Damn! Poof must be really strong if he's thowing his chair.
adrenaline and anger makes you insanely strong
Try the baseball medals. they're really simple and easy to play, but they definitely have a challenge for the platinum medal. Hitting Home Runs is a harder one, but The batting range one should be super simple.
this series is going to outlive me 😂
Yo. Best way to tire out the pitcher in Wii sports baseball is to continually bunt. You’ll get a lot of foul balls but they’ll be sweating at the second batter if you do it right
I can't tell how many times I just wanted to tell poof through the screen: SWITCH THE CLUB
when will bro learn to play the rounds out even if they dont start perfect so he can practice the later ones
No views in 34 seconds, kinda fell off
Most original TH-cam commenter
My neck hurts@@drinkerofcoffee2065
23 likes in 3 minutes, fell off hard
everyones prolly sleeping
“I’ll do 1 pushup for every like” ahhh comment
8:14 - I think he likes this game.
Didn't know you were Skylight Awakens
Man you are the funniest person ever, you never fail to make me laugh, I ball out laughing everytime I watch your videos, keep doing what your doing never stop with these vids , love you man!!
"That was so bad Spanish speaking people are saying no Bueno"
Thanks Poof for giving me something to fall asleep to every other day 🙏
Pro tip, the hole has two placements on round 4. If the hole is close to you and you hit the ball as hard as you can with your driver, it's an guaranteed chip in
9:28. Bro pulled out a Mitch McConnell here.
19:06 “That’s so bad that Spanish speaking people are saying “no bueno.””
Appreciate the upload right before bed
Poof you need to apply backspin on some of the holes. Hole 5 for instance requires a backspin shot. Shot the ball a bit further than the flag and apply backspin on the ball to have it stop on the green or roll slightly Back. To do this, stop your Swing instantly when your remote is pointing down and flick your wrist a bit. It takes a while to get used to but it's required for the medal
We keep saying it in the comments but he never learns 😂
You cant do backspin in wii sports. You can only do that in resort
What? You CANT do that in Wii sports golf, you CAN on Wii sports resort.
@@RaptorJesus6969it’s not learning if Wii sports doesn’t have that mechanic, plus you can’t tell but he’s constantly swinging his Wii remote down regardless what game he’s playing on (as shown on his newer Wii sports resort golf videos) and wonders why he’s adding backspin. But again Wii sports golf doesn’t have backspins yet he’s still swinging his Wii remote down.
pov : poofsure was 4 days away from unlocking wally in papa's paleteria
I think that by around 5:35 you need to switch clubs, because if you keep using the wedge, you will only get 3 out of 4 "dots" as the maximum of strength, times the 75% shooting force due to the fact that the ball is on the rough. So, in total, you only have around 56% of the max strength as if you were using the wedge with full strength in the fairway.
Edit: The same happens with 7:00
im addicted to your wii sports series. sick n twisted how entertaining u are
15:07 i can’t stop laughing😂😂😂
15:10 the hawk in the tree down the road when he sees another bird
Hearing Poofesure raging at Wii Sports will always cure a bad day for me.
4 minutes in, looking very solid. 19 minutes left in the video… never gets old
7:30 a golf ball has a diameter of 1.68 inches, assuming Wii sports is basing the distance on the center of the golf ball that means it's 0.84 inches away from the hole. If we divide that by the listed 6 inches and then multiply that ratio with Poof's 3 feet we find that Poof is 5.04 inches
great work
LOL nice on is a golfing term used for basically representing that the ball has come in contact with the putting green. So technically every time you put the ball on the putting green regardless of how far away it is from the hole it's called a nice on
Poof don't lie you really really really hate every platinum medal lmao
10:24 Yoo you smacking it with the iron and get 100ft is insaneee😂😂😂
Bro is the American raging version of Peter Drury” Absoloute hilarious poetic commentary
“I refuse to throw my remote, so I threw my chair” upgrade unlocked
23 minute wii golfing video.. are we thinking over or under 12 minutes until Beef Boss gets blamed for the impending disaster 😂
The hitting the green platinum medal can sometimes be hard. But as long as we’re careful with our shots, we should be able to get a platinum medal. Still one of the best sports.
I love you poof. You're probably in my top 5 youtubers.
Bro poofesure is single handly bringing back Wii games
I'm gonna start yelling "Nice on", and "Nice approach" IRL to annoy my friends when they miss the hole by a lot😂
15:08 the nefarious pterodactyl returns
Wii Remote; 🫣🤐
Chair: 😢🤕
22:28 That Chip In is just rubbing salt in the wound, lol!
Poof cant even look at the graph right on the left yet switch out his club
*22:28* this actually made me laugh out loud how does he ALWAYS manage to do so well after the run is ruined.
16:10 poof ranting and gets the perfect shot XD
I always thought the scaling was messed up.
@9:28 ah yes Poofesure letting us know his favorite tribe of Survivior 41 Ua by repeating their name 8 times.
15:08 poof turned into an eagle
Video number 3 (or is it 5?) of THIS specific challenge where Poof specifically says during his angry rants to *_NOT USE THE WEDGE_* for a couple specific holes.
Also video number 3 (or is it 5?) of THIS specific challenge where Poof specifically *_REFUSES TO TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE AND STILL USE THE WEDGE FOR SAID SPECIFIC HOLES._*
oh wow i was actually wrong and he used the iron twice after complaining! wow! quel suprise!
Only took 2 minutes and 10 seconds for a Wii remote excuse
I was eating candy hearts while watching this I nearly choked on one 😭😂
19:43
RIP the Chair
Innocent Person: "What's Rule 34?"
Me explaining it to them in the most appropriate way possible: 8:39