I Would Hire a Black Head Coach If I Owned a Football Team - True Story

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  • If I owned a team I'd make sure the team captains and head coach were black
    From my 2012 special True Story, now available to download on Amazon

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  • @anthonythomas7890
    @anthonythomas7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Man he goes right up to tht line! Never crosses. Great comedian 👏

  • @SpiritualSchmuck
    @SpiritualSchmuck ปีที่แล้ว +76

    So true they passed that rule to stop black athletes from expressing themselves in the end zone. I love that part.

  • @cee_xx
    @cee_xx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    😂😂😂😂 Yooooo he's spot on about the Black Guy motivating everybody in the locker room 😂😂

    • @eriq54321
      @eriq54321 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ray Lewis was good for that

  • @JOHNROBERTCRUZ
    @JOHNROBERTCRUZ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    GARY OWENS - Shows a time honored entertainment truth...When Black people are collectively fans of any artist, regardless of race, color or creed...they are devoted, loyal, forgiving and...
    100 PERCENT LOVING FANS !

    • @abiyamberber8773
      @abiyamberber8773 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gary Owens has been around for a minute, he was my favorite person to watch on BET.

  • @IamSweetViolet
    @IamSweetViolet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Gary's physical comedy makes his delivery even funnier. He's here talking about end zone celebrations and showing an exaggerated version of how they're done. Hilarious!

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Always keeping it real! The end zone celebration ban was blatantly targeting black players for having fun.

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Gary indeed needs a Netflix special....ASAP!

  • @peggydozier9941
    @peggydozier9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Gary the black coach talking to the whole team😂😂😂 .don't matter what race or gender..fair opportunity

    • @sawyerapolisentertainment696
      @sawyerapolisentertainment696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even to the water girl “them boys thirsty!!! Get yo shit together!!”

    • @peggydozier9941
      @peggydozier9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sawyerapolisentertainment696😂.

    • @jamesfowler7859
      @jamesfowler7859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sawyerapolisentertainment696 lol... amen

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      G

    • @peggydozier9941
      @peggydozier9941 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redneckshaman3099 why would you comment that on my post. You think you are allow to disrespect with filthy dialect. You Will Learn Today!.

  • @izunnamichael8761
    @izunnamichael8761 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love this guy so much 😂
    He's always too funny

  • @dorindafulton
    @dorindafulton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    As always, Gary knows how to entertain. 👍🥰🤗🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @Joshua-sw1dq
    @Joshua-sw1dq ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Idk if Gary would have any material if he stopped using the white/black formula but strangely i never get tired of his sets. I got tired of most comedians doing the " black ppl do this" " white ppl look like this" routine, its played out but not with Gary. His delivery is just unmatched

    • @rosc2022
      @rosc2022 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone can enjoy his humor and you see it in the audience. Comedy seems like such a minefield these days.

    • @jamesc8722
      @jamesc8722 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Comedians speak about the life they know, material comes naturally.

    • @denerobbins6563
      @denerobbins6563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      totally understand what you mean, I use to own def jam comedy dvd's back in the day, and all the black comics do black-and-white difference material and it gets to a point where it ain't even funny it's just straight-up racist and just cringe, one comic used the word Cracker like 100 times and every black person in the crowd was in tears over this one word, I just had to switch it off.

    • @jenniferhanses
      @jenniferhanses ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's because he has lots of daily observations from his personal life, and he's not afraid to make himself the butt of a joke.
      Though he does have other material. He did stuff on the military that was not about race, for example.

    • @HanginInSF
      @HanginInSF ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's medium played out imo

  • @ItsAllLove4Real
    @ItsAllLove4Real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Not him skipping across that stage🙌🏾🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidbwoo
    @davidbwoo ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:19 Dang, that shuffle. I choked on my drink.

  • @summerrose8110
    @summerrose8110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    How does Gary Owen has no Netflix special?

    • @kings_chronicle592
      @kings_chronicle592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I wonder the same thing but it's the politics

    • @louisalexander2647
      @louisalexander2647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought he did lol... I know he had some special that recently came out

    • @KingBr33ch
      @KingBr33ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Doesn’t appeal to the white crowd enough

    • @keshabrown8821
      @keshabrown8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He produces his own specials and sells them to Showtime.

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kings_chronicle592 Politics? Really? 🤨

  • @gregorypruitt2021
    @gregorypruitt2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The foot shuffle got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesdirdeniii9548
    @charlesdirdeniii9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Class act proud of you my brother.. Success is not how far you go its how far you come from.. Chucky d.. back in the day Palmdale….. keep shining bro

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      J

    • @jaydavis2793
      @jaydavis2793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, you actually know Gary?

    • @johnkelly1916
      @johnkelly1916 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaydavis2793 I doubt they do lol just looking to get some likes

  • @raymondkezeli6013
    @raymondkezeli6013 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gary Owen already done everything he isn't new in the game...he hosted Comic View on BET

  • @rosalindgibbs2980
    @rosalindgibbs2980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Straight up funny G.O. you're so down to earth. 😂

  • @prestongray3119
    @prestongray3119 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂😂 Gary is underrated Fr. Dude is funny.

  • @edwardhelb1139
    @edwardhelb1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gary is awesome 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥❤️

  • @NeilTruick
    @NeilTruick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    G.O. is the OG! *Cookout Achievement Unlocked*

  • @FamousLinez
    @FamousLinez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And above all else, his delivery 🤌🏾😂

  • @gilmoremccoy6930
    @gilmoremccoy6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gary, you know you shouldn't lie like that 😂😂😂!!!!

  • @dadecountydevonhapner
    @dadecountydevonhapner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Thanks for noticing coach” 😂😂😂😂

  • @levijuneybeats
    @levijuneybeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This was a great set! 😂💯

  • @Ad-Lo
    @Ad-Lo ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I watched one of his acts last week. I was weary about cultural appropriation, but this one has just removed my skepticism! He went _right_ up to the line but never crossed it! Extremely talented! 🏆🥇

  • @carlphillips3876
    @carlphillips3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gary is hilarious!!!

  • @niners2162
    @niners2162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hahaha foreign exchange from France hahahahaha

  • @mikedubovs1574
    @mikedubovs1574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Got to hear the black head coach .. story.. I had coach's of all kinds.. when they could do anything to us.. language.. running.. updowns.. anything.. smack us.. any thing.. we respected them.. they taught us allot.. and I have great friends because of that.. and football is a sport for men. Played by boys..

  • @talisav4602
    @talisav4602 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Black coach is definitely talking to you too lmao

  • @jaggall5493
    @jaggall5493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Much love Mr.Owen to you ...Love your stand ups and Movies..Sorry However About what your going thru in your personal life right now..Keep Yo head up..Ya Boi Jag, Carol City

  • @rogohophotos
    @rogohophotos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Got dammit Gary u get me everytime 🤣🤣🤣

    • @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741
      @repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.”
      ‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:14‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @ejiakadelight
    @ejiakadelight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was so good!!!

  • @setsuna7618
    @setsuna7618 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gary deserves more omg.

  • @ejeter4710
    @ejeter4710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THE G.O. is the real deal. I love his material

  • @flightri2kgaming294
    @flightri2kgaming294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao those dance moves tho killed me

  • @darsellabiles2146
    @darsellabiles2146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pep talk sounds like a cheerleader chant!

  • @djaymitchell2561
    @djaymitchell2561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sooo underrated dawg 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @RoyalWuun
    @RoyalWuun 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know hes a comedian but the way he tells stories makes it extremely believe.

  • @craigpatterson6225
    @craigpatterson6225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Gary 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🏾✌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @JamaicanMeCrazy
    @JamaicanMeCrazy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Approved.

  • @aprilhenderson6017
    @aprilhenderson6017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Ok Gary, hook-up with Tyler Perry, Colin Kaepernick, Jay-Z and maybe David Steward IT billionaire and get a black owned NFL football team! You can do it 🥇

    • @blaketenison1200
      @blaketenison1200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kap can't even get signed to an nfl team but you think he can own one? 😂 you know nothing about what it takes to own a pro sports franchise

    • @daniaa1602
      @daniaa1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blaketenison1200 he can but they wont hire him loool big difference. with the right connections and a consortium they can create a team.

    • @blaketenison1200
      @blaketenison1200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daniaa1602 he doesn't have the funds to even be a minority owner

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blaketenison1200 and Gary does? this is a fantasy scenario

    • @oc6617
      @oc6617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CorvusCorone68 I'm pretty sure Gary has way more money than Kap. He's been doing his thing longer and Kap hasn't been able to make money for years now.

  • @plummang2636
    @plummang2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gary Owens crazy 🤣🤣🤣✌

  • @bfreakshowoods
    @bfreakshowoods 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what special is this !!!!!! this is amazing

  • @woodybostic1128
    @woodybostic1128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gary Owens is N*££a loved - we love 💗 this dude

  • @RodZilla11
    @RodZilla11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnwatkins3824
    @johnwatkins3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I read the title and thought “wtf....a coach to monitor black heads!!!” I was thinking pimples and shit LOL 😂

  • @Jesuslover77712
    @Jesuslover77712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Salvation is found in Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ loves you all

    • @mik7564
      @mik7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes family, He is King!

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂 “ their not leaving were going to have to play “ 🤣🤣

  • @tashauntaylor3167
    @tashauntaylor3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Half way through nd... Man this man still funny is shit since I was watching him in 99

  • @AquarianOGTube
    @AquarianOGTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You never miss...LMAO

  • @nataliewollman-pf4qy
    @nataliewollman-pf4qy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's respecting the African-American community!!!!

  • @DaBadguy2012
    @DaBadguy2012 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deon Sanders took Gary's idea and ran wit it! lol

  • @LogikalMindset
    @LogikalMindset ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cried laughing watching this 😅

  • @tylercartwright7514
    @tylercartwright7514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Real tears! 😂😂

  • @tanyamartin8132
    @tanyamartin8132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love some Gary Owen‼️😂😂😂😂

  • @christinamoore1705
    @christinamoore1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Soooo funny!!🤣🤣

  • @christhepk1407
    @christhepk1407 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what the actual hell man.. on the edge with that one G..LOL

  • @itzplayday5566
    @itzplayday5566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me and my team didn’t stretch but we won state 4 years in a row

  • @Tha_Trigga
    @Tha_Trigga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey! We had a punter! We shall overcome and get a field goal kicker one day too!

  • @blacksheep1222
    @blacksheep1222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Except for Drew Brees 😂 and he was a quarterback, Drew was the man in pregame he would have the ole fans ready to hit somebody 😂

  • @deborahjames8251
    @deborahjames8251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love me some GARY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @deborahepperson2284
    @deborahepperson2284 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I agree, Gary Owen should have had a Netflix special awhile ago.

  • @FedorMachida
    @FedorMachida ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol, I remember our first all Black school we played in High School. They were Oak Ridge. They showed up and all their players looked like grown men, ha ha. One of their players had a wife and 2 kids in the stands, lolol I hadn't even been laid yet. Shit.
    We got destroyed. They rushed for like 400 yards. We lost 56-3.
    Our school got smart and started recruiting all Blacks. We went onto win 7 State Championships and now are a Powerhouse.
    But, the main difference was in the Track Team. I remember we almost got lapped in the 4x400 relay against a Powerhouse team called Willowridge. I ran a 51 second 400 back then, but got smoked on my anchor leg by a Black stud, than ran a 48 in High School.
    Long story short, African Americans are the greatest athletes in Football, Track and Basketball. If you want to compete, you need to recruit as many as possible.

    • @FedorMachida
      @FedorMachida ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@punchforpound2808 I am just stating the truth. In Football, Basketball, Track, you need African Americans, or your team will not amount to crap. They are superior athletes in those sports.

    • @FedorMachida
      @FedorMachida ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punchforpound2808 I always respect everyone's opinion. Thanks for your comments.

  • @texritter1736
    @texritter1736 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was a French foreign exchange student... LMAO

  • @georgecosrove3651
    @georgecosrove3651 ปีที่แล้ว

    Travis Kelce being the exception.

  • @thebadbatchgaming918
    @thebadbatchgaming918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Answer is 24, the word brothers and black lol

  • @nashse7en
    @nashse7en ปีที่แล้ว

    bro that would be an amazing series episode.

  • @lv41anothr60
    @lv41anothr60 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    uh correction Gary, the head coach is talkin' to the kickers too! no doubt lol

  • @dtcoachdtreacts
    @dtcoachdtreacts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like he played Euless Trinity 🥴😂

    • @ashleymeggan
      @ashleymeggan ปีที่แล้ว

      The Haka is exactly what I thought.

  • @theangelwearsprana1869
    @theangelwearsprana1869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The black team was channeling their ancestors.....you should have been afraid😂

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t understand why black people don’t adopt to Gary more than they do. Dave Chapelle isn’t even funny and yet y’all go crazy for him.

    • @GrandPapaCap
      @GrandPapaCap 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We rock with Gary

  • @Clemfandang0
    @Clemfandang0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    H is so underrated

  • @thisanitthat
    @thisanitthat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ⚫ : " WHAT TIME IS IT" ....😄

  • @isaacmartinez7557
    @isaacmartinez7557 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everybody talking bout “that line” just stfu and laugh. Y’all like women I swear can’t laugh unless you agree 😂🤣

  • @mzyvettecrenshaw9670
    @mzyvettecrenshaw9670 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a big fan. I want to know, because you're married to a black woman, who gave you a pass to were you can make all these black jokes? Your whole routine is black oriented comedy.

  • @Kenny_PL
    @Kenny_PL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude is great, love his stuff
    Btw, what Adidas shoes is he wearing?

  • @sojournerwilliams7668
    @sojournerwilliams7668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love It! 😂😂😂

  • @YAPPS600
    @YAPPS600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder if Gary watch USFL

  • @woodybostic1128
    @woodybostic1128 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gary Owens is too funny 😁 definitely black People approved funny 😁

  • @darsellabiles2146
    @darsellabiles2146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny the peo talk sound like a cheerleader chant!

  • @DanielDwightMusic
    @DanielDwightMusic ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had this happen and yes....we lost.

  • @patriciaceja6112
    @patriciaceja6112 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yea, like they win so much.

  • @nataliewollman-pf4qy
    @nataliewollman-pf4qy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been around both cultures they do exactly what Gary is talking about get out of town!!!! Be real!

  • @IcanSeeMyselfOutThanks
    @IcanSeeMyselfOutThanks ปีที่แล้ว

    There is a lack of white, brown, Asian, Eskimo, and western slovik basketball players and football players. I think we need to take out some of the qualified black players to allow more ethnic player groups.

  • @franknbeans2623
    @franknbeans2623 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would hire one with red hair because that's what's important

  • @gaberivera9597
    @gaberivera9597 ปีที่แล้ว

    A foreign exchange student from France

  • @JacksonPolyp
    @JacksonPolyp ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought Gary Owen had the N-word pass

  • @Zomgetsu
    @Zomgetsu ปีที่แล้ว

    love you man

  • @KingSethMorton
    @KingSethMorton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I went to an all white high school” okay so why do you talk like that?

    • @jimno8763
      @jimno8763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His wife is black

    • @ziergiest
      @ziergiest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gary Owen was in the Navy and spent his whole service surrounded by people of color, he was married to a black woman, has mixed kids, and starred in a Tyler Perry show. Aside from that? Dude's from Indiana. They all talk like that. 😂

    • @nickk4010
      @nickk4010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ziergiest WTF does being in the Navy have to do with his talking in his different black voice when pandering to black people. It's not how he talks normally, at all.

    • @ziergiest
      @ziergiest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickk4010 - Military service introduces people to entire groups and environments they knew even knew existed. Gary, in another stand-up, talks about the fact that he spent a lot of his time in the Navy with black people. He even began dating black women during that time, because black women loved him. In his words "Imma like whoever likes me".
      Further....That is how Gary Owen talks normally. Idk if you've seen any of his interviews or watched any of his stand-up from the 90's, but that's just how he talks. The only time he uses a "black voice" is when he's making an obvious joke, like the locker room speech story.
      I've met Gary Owen at a bar in Detroit. No one knew who he was, and he was just hanging out with his entourage or whatever. Dude talks exactly like how he does in his shows, because that's how he talks.

    • @ashleymeggan
      @ashleymeggan ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean… he grew up in a trailer park in Cincinnati. I kinda think that might be for the setup bc I really don’t know how it would have been possible.

  • @jonnyharding3646
    @jonnyharding3646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great bit

  • @SMDTMD
    @SMDTMD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are hilarious.

  • @chrisowen6759
    @chrisowen6759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking love this guy

  • @Quilly2x
    @Quilly2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gary good in the hood

  • @LucaVespa99
    @LucaVespa99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh shit the whole time I was thinking “ is he going to do it???????”

  • @calebantrim3071
    @calebantrim3071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did TH-cam know I was a white black guy?!

  • @Bossmanewyche
    @Bossmanewyche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are facts 🤣😂

  • @fahmippe
    @fahmippe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If only I understood how American football works this will be more entertaining....

  • @deathwishdan2557
    @deathwishdan2557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Race is such a funny subject...:P

  • @madtownangler
    @madtownangler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Black guys practice what they are going to do when they get a TD