the good idea deparment used all of their 5-year plan budget just on this, and twitter / melon musk don't have any money left cause they gave 100 million to mrbeast trough ads
19:49 that's the best response that person could've used I wouldn't be surprised if they were an actual electrician and have been waiting on this kind of opportunity for years
The first time I saw that power plug thing I had to laugh. My first thought was that whoever came up with it either doesn't know about, or doesn't want to acknowledge, the existence of piggy-back plugs.
Jack Singing Bits 1:54 Under The It's A Me 3:23 A Lifetime 4:49 Precious Raccoon Smile 8:14 Context 9:40 Context 2 14:03 Fauci Science 19:32 Both The Bad Guy 19:58 A Whole New Plug
9:22 "Sorry ma'am this isn't Elmore. And even there they don't allow it. If principal Brown didn't allow it for Gumball and Darwin, I won't allow you."
The one with the hematite ring actually makes perfect sense. Hematite is not a particularly durable material, and people are usually prone to clenching their fingers more when they're stressed. When people have more stress in their lives, they are going to be more prone to damaging a not very durable ring than they would be if they had less stress in their lives. You would probably find a similar results if you tried wearing a glass ring, though it would be a riskier thing to attempt.
Yeah I'm on mobile and I have to click a complete separate button to see the description and that's only because I'm not on the yt app at all because on there it wouldn't even show the description
i cant believe i actually thought this video would be just about community notes…at this point its kinda clickbaity ngl. just tell us what we’re watching
@@epicgamers0417 you do realise that on the app, all you need to do is click on the title which even has "...more" at the bottom of it to see the description right?
Every time I see community notes mentioned in the title, I fully expect the subreddit showcased to be r/getnoted, only to be disappointed once I check the description
i didnt know there was a subreddit for it, but i expected it to be just community notes because ive seen at least one other youtuber do THREE videos on them. emkay needs to do better
9:08 a random kid on yt added context: hematite is very brittle. if one was worn and the wearer decided to slightly slam the ring hand against a solid surface (say, catching a phone by slapping it) the ring will likely break. stones and gemstones do not have certain properties claimed of them. obsidian does not affect energies, it is simply volcanic glass
For the record, stone can have a calming affect. This is not attributed to a specific stone or mineral, although how it can be achieved does vary between minerals and the effectiveness of different methods varies between people. This is not due to the energies in the stones, however. They can just make pretty nice stim accessories that look nicer than a plastic cube. And different chemical and physical properties of minerals make them behave in different ways or look different or feel different, so you can select a cut, texture, weight and colour combination that works for you. Simply, those doughnut shapes pendants or bead bracelets aren't calming you by emitting energies, you just fidget with them and that's calming you down.
@@bethanybrookes8479 i was referring to the energies/chakras portion of what people think minerals/gemstones/stones can do, but you are correct. rocks Pretty and Good to play with when nervous
Still, hematite is very smooth when polished so it makes a fairly popular “worry stone” which when I think about it is basically a New Age stim toy for people with anxiety.
4:00 no, he was not. Hawking never appeared on the list. people are saying it is, because one user on twitter made a meme (which they later confirmed was a meme/untrue) that got reposted over and over as a fact.
He did appear in the flight list.. but not at the island nor ever been at it. But yes, the meme where he "likes to see naked Midgets doing maths" is, legally saying, not true... At least going for whatever the voracity of the statement made. A lot of people are being flown by Epstein, he owns a Travel Agency after all
19:06 you see with this one molecule i can turn this harmless chemical into the most lethal chemical or something ever. it's like the meme of "with this one screw i can turn this firearm into a felony"- the russian badger
13:01 had me dying The two dudes looking straight at the camera look the same, just different races 😂 And then the more I look, the more these guys just like the same fucking person 🤣
Do you think we have enough Community Notes posts to make a small reddit dedicated to pointing out all the times Elon was wrong? Goodness, I'd love that.
In that post he is completely right. Trees are really inefficient at capturing CO2, they don’t even capture the majority of CO2 out of all organisms on Earth. Most CO2 is “processed” by oceans: Algae, Phytoplankton etc. But even that is far from enough for our CO2 emissions, we need to come up with something else. Just planting trees would be next to useless resource waste. Even if you just put solar panels instead of the forest you would actually improve overall CO2 “balance” and panels are far from efficient energy producers.
Reminds me of a "meme" I saw once (that was probably from PETA or something similar) where it showed a lamb that was prepared to be roasted (so, no head and no skin) that said "Is this worth your wool sweater?" And my brain just went, "That's not how that works. Harvesting wool is literally just giving the sheep a haircut."
18:55 Gonna be honest, claiming that margarine is one atom away from being plastic doesn’t even work as a scaremongering tactic in my mind… because the mental image of humanity finally regularly making bioplastics, and picking freaking margarine as a source for it, seems hilarious.
It's especially entertaining when you click on the video thinking that it's only going to be Twitter community notes creating comedy while also hindering people who spread misinformation, only to then find out that this is just a collage of almost funny screenshots where almost non of them have community notes in them and where half of them aren't even from Twitter. /s This is just EmKay sharing their Discord server's favorite memes with the world.
Water is one Atom away from being Hydrogen peroxide. Water is one Molecule away from being more water. Also as most materials called "plastic", consist of macro molecules, it has barely any similarity to margarine fats. Especially as both terms "plastic" and "margarine" can refer to so many different compounds and not one single combination of molecules, that any similarities aren't really relevant for the resulting materials from everyday life. This person could not explain what Chemistry is if they tried...
16:15 If you're on vacation, and still spending so much of your time in the hotel room that you care what the decor looks like, _why are you even on vacation?_ I can just sit around in a room _at home for free_ if I want to. Seriously, when I'm on vacation, all I care about my hotel room is that it's reasonably clean, has a working shower, and a bed that I can sleep on without waking up in horrible pain the next morning. Anything else is pretty irrelevant because the only time I'm actually inside the room and also conscious is for maybe 2% of my total day anyway. I actually totally can afford to stay in fancy expensive hotels. I just don't, because it's a waste of money and I'd much rather save it and spend more on good food, drinks, or experiences _outside_ instead. 20:25 Wow. I never knew that it was possible to be _burned by water_ before.
(for the purposes of making a burn in joking fashion, this comment has been made) It's very easy to be burned by water. Anyone who's cooked with a pot before knows this.
See, I thought this was Get Noted when I clicked on the video, but APPERANTLY it's Clever Comebacks. Subreddit names in titles really help with this kinda confusion, guys!
My issue with that type of hotel from 16:30 is the two double beds. Have a double, then have one that can either be a double or two singles. Or even two doubles that can convert into 4 singles. I know these types of beds exist: I have slept in them. In cheap hotels. Sure, the singles end up being really thin little singles unless the double was actually a queen size or king size (I can't remember which) but it's good enough to serve a purpose! Also, it makes the room that much more versatile and increased the customer base. Another option is the UK chain Hotel classic: the double bed, the pull out that normally lives under the double bed and the sofa that just so happens to have a mattress in a nice looking cover instead of your standard sofa cushions.
0:57 I did during my part-time job. The job was only supposed to be 30 hours but due to mandatory extra time it was 45 hours, 5 hours more than the full-time shift. Edit (After 2 Likes): I was originally on the full-time shift but after I hurt my hand I couldn't do the 4 hours of pulling carts of packages. Bags of packages and heavy packages can be 55 pounds, sometimes higher.
20:25 and again the classic water is / isn't wet mistake, I've said it once and I'll say it again, water only is wet when there is more than one molecule.
There's a financial services building in my home town that used to be a Pizza Hut. It's now refurbished so much that no one who didn't know it was a Pizza Hut would think it was ever a Pizza Hut. If we pushed the analogy further, there are some people who would want to force that financial services company to register as a restaurant...
3:34 You know EmKay is straight when he immediately thinks the person in blue is she/her.......on Grindr. Not to mention missing the @TwunkTheTwink handle in the message.
18:53 Plastic is a polymer while margarine is a mixture that consist of mostly lipids also known as fats. Lipids are in turn made up of fatty acids, and in something like margarine, the fatty acids are mostly saturated i.e there are no double bonds due to hydrogenation, which is a process of adding hydrogen to an unsaturated organic molecule. Most plastics used today are the result of polymerizing a monomer such as ethylene. This polymerization occurs due to a double bond that serves as a starting point for polymerization. There are unsaturated fats in margarine, but most of them are unreacted reactants or side products that occur due to partial hydrogenation of plant oils, like olive oil, which is a fancy term which means the addition of hydrogen that is not complete resulting in unreacted unsaturated fats and trans fats. So in other words margarine cannot be compared to plastic because one is a mixture and one is a polymer.
5:00 "I have extremely low self-esteem and no trust for my partner and I'm going to post about that on the internet as if it's something to be proud of".
16:16 why should you get expensive hotels anyway? I think it's best to get the cheapest hotel you can that won't get you killed, and then use that money you save on hotel bills on the actually fun parts of your vacation. The whole point is to not be at your hotel for the majority of the trip, so why the hell should I spend a bunch of extra money on it?
johnny maga squawking about the pizza lifting reminds me of the time I was carrying eight pizzas around for work and a little girl saw me and said "wow you're really strong!" I knew it was nonsense but it still definitely brightened my day.
They do not really touch though... There are gaps between them. Not big gaps, but still. On the other hand it is like this with everything, so maybe, technically...
revoking a degree over "disrespect" or whatever is absurd. imagine paying thousands of dollars, doing everything required of you to get a degree and then the moment you dare show disdain they take everything away from you. should not be within the college's power to do. it was a transaction, it was thousands of dollars, you cant erase years of work because your feelings are hurt.
9:38 I just… WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BARE [CENSORED] ON THINGS THAT ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT SANITARY?! Ma’am, you want a yeast infection? That’s how you get a yeast infection.
"Woman doesn't dress up to impress men, women dress up to irritate other women" What if the woman just wants to feel good about herself? women wear panties of specific types to feel more confident but you can't see those, and before someone says "what if they want those to be seen" is that so? what if she's wearing pants, shorts, anything that isn't a skirt or dress? what if it's a long dress or long skirt?
12:51...why couldn;t they have just gone to the university together? the more people in an apartment, the less you as one person pays. If you're alone, you pay the full 1500 (this is just an example.) if you live with other people, you split the rent among everyone so each person would pay a piece of the rent and not the full each month so i don't simply see why they couldn't just move to the university TOGETHER
12:58 the guy next to the top left guy looks so goofy with that pose So goofy in fact I had him as my pfp for a while (people kept going “is that you in your pfp?” so I changed it)
6:43 adding context: Homo sapiens do NOT descend from Homo neanderthalensis. were like 2nd cousins or smthn, which is why the modern population can have up to 4% neanderthal dna!! we come from the same grandparent but arent immediate family.
@@madsfiedler3884 1st cousins share a grandparent, 2nd cousins share a great grandparent. Homo sapiens and neanderthals are directly related by a common ancestor, one level above, or a “parent” which makes them siblings
Community notes was twitter's greatest idea. In fact it was so good... they stopped having good ideas after it.
the good idea deparment used all of their 5-year plan budget just on this, and twitter / melon musk don't have any money left cause they gave 100 million to mrbeast trough ads
No Elon just fired everyone who had good ideas, along with half the staff.
No wonder why Elon hates the feature
@@AIHumanEqualitythankfully Community Notes were Twitters idea and werent developed by him. Thatd be a nightmare
They realised they couldn't ever top this so they all decided to quit.
Readers added context:
Jack is a delicious and crunchy snack that will always, ALWAYS, smile back.
Notes explaining why added context isn’t needed:
yeah we know
Viewers*
jack is cool
fool, now he cannot make money off of the video
He’s the GOAT here on this channel
as a cloud I can confirm that I'm the one in the thumbnail, I'm just lurking
Cum.
@@Badex_1313Begone harlot!
Please don’t piss on my house
@@cewkie i peed on your house cewkie it's mine now
myphonebroken
19:14 Fun fact, water isn't one _molecule_ away from being hydrogen peroxide. It's one _atom_ literally just one oxygen atom away
But it will have to somehow bond with two other atoms and break those two's bond 😅
carbon dioxide is one atom away from being carbon monoxide
@@yoylecake313 true
...technically, water IS one molecule away from being hydrogen peroxide. Or lead cyanate. Or acetone. Or paint thinner.
Well, that's a simple way of putting it.
"This isn't the Stone Age, you don't need to live off your survival instincts anymore" I love that
We should spread Community notes everywhere. Not just Twitter-no-more.
Peanuts are overrated
I welcome our community notes overlords.
This would be a good idea, misinformation spreads everywhere
*Readers added context*
It's called a reply section.
The future is now!
The little mermaid being sung unstead of the mario theme had me laughing and crying out loud at work in front of everyone.
19:49 that's the best response that person could've used
I wouldn't be surprised if they were an actual electrician and have been waiting on this kind of opportunity for years
The first time I saw that power plug thing I had to laugh. My first thought was that whoever came up with it either doesn't know about, or doesn't want to acknowledge, the existence of piggy-back plugs.
3:46 "her". Sir, that is grindr 😂
I was just about to comment on this as well
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@@otheusrex2190Lmao, me too.
Bro, don't just assume their biological gender.
That's what I was thinking
Jack Singing Bits
1:54 Under The It's A Me
3:23 A Lifetime
4:49 Precious Raccoon Smile
8:14 Context
9:40 Context 2
14:03 Fauci Science
19:32 Both The Bad Guy
19:58 A Whole New Plug
0:22
Just like Tord Eddsworld
LOL
9:22 "Sorry ma'am this isn't Elmore. And even there they don't allow it. If principal Brown didn't allow it for Gumball and Darwin, I won't allow you."
The one with the hematite ring actually makes perfect sense. Hematite is not a particularly durable material, and people are usually prone to clenching their fingers more when they're stressed. When people have more stress in their lives, they are going to be more prone to damaging a not very durable ring than they would be if they had less stress in their lives.
You would probably find a similar results if you tried wearing a glass ring, though it would be a riskier thing to attempt.
Huh. That is actually really interesting, good to know!
man, I miss the times when emkay actually put subreddit names in the title (or thumbnail)
Yeah I'm on mobile and I have to click a complete separate button to see the description and that's only because I'm not on the yt app at all because on there it wouldn't even show the description
i cant believe i actually thought this video would be just about community notes…at this point its kinda clickbaity ngl. just tell us what we’re watching
@@epicgamers0417 you do realise that on the app, all you need to do is click on the title which even has "...more" at the bottom of it to see the description right?
Every time I see community notes mentioned in the title, I fully expect the subreddit showcased to be r/getnoted, only to be disappointed once I check the description
Finally someone mentions it
i didnt know there was a subreddit for it, but i expected it to be just community notes because ive seen at least one other youtuber do THREE videos on them. emkay needs to do better
Yea the title is very confusing
6:27 my first thought was honestly “didn’t know that trans people don’t remember what a Pizza Hut looks like, huh.”
Robin:
Damien:
Lexi:
Jack:
11:37 I've seen someone carry 17. Does that mean the school's pizza delivery guy should be the next president, Johnny?
9:08 a random kid on yt added context:
hematite is very brittle. if one was worn and the wearer decided to slightly slam the ring hand against a solid surface (say, catching a phone by slapping it) the ring will likely break.
stones and gemstones do not have certain properties claimed of them. obsidian does not affect energies, it is simply volcanic glass
For the record, stone can have a calming affect. This is not attributed to a specific stone or mineral, although how it can be achieved does vary between minerals and the effectiveness of different methods varies between people.
This is not due to the energies in the stones, however. They can just make pretty nice stim accessories that look nicer than a plastic cube. And different chemical and physical properties of minerals make them behave in different ways or look different or feel different, so you can select a cut, texture, weight and colour combination that works for you.
Simply, those doughnut shapes pendants or bead bracelets aren't calming you by emitting energies, you just fidget with them and that's calming you down.
@@bethanybrookes8479 i was referring to the energies/chakras portion of what people think minerals/gemstones/stones can do, but you are correct. rocks Pretty and Good to play with when nervous
@yootdoot I know. I was just adding extra things onto the original statement.
Still, hematite is very smooth when polished so it makes a fairly popular “worry stone” which when I think about it is basically a New Age stim toy for people with anxiety.
as an Italian, i can confirm that I am in your walls.
6:48 jack you JUST jinxed us man :sob:
the cloud gods are angry let hell rain 0:16
Is it possible to learn this power
4:00 no, he was not.
Hawking never appeared on the list.
people are saying it is, because one user on twitter made a meme (which they later confirmed was a meme/untrue) that got reposted over and over as a fact.
Half right
@@michaelmatthews1567Which half? The right or the left?
from what I understood, he was on the list of people who were there, but he was NOT accused of anything.
take this with a grain of salt tho.
He did appear in the flight list.. but not at the island nor ever been at it. But yes, the meme where he "likes to see naked Midgets doing maths" is, legally saying, not true... At least going for whatever the voracity of the statement made.
A lot of people are being flown by Epstein, he owns a Travel Agency after all
@@WhiteWolf-lm7gjactually it's sharp right, not half... And then an S turn
14:00 No, 15 cents in 1940 is still 15 cents in 2024.
Community notes are the best source of comedy
19:06 you see with this one molecule i can turn this harmless chemical into the most lethal chemical or something ever. it's like the meme of "with this one screw i can turn this firearm into a felony"- the russian badger
“You see, with the child I can turn trespassing into kidnapping” ahh moment
17:29 he looks like a sad puppy that desperately wants to eat your bar of soap.
13:01 had me dying
The two dudes looking straight at the camera look the same, just different races 😂
And then the more I look, the more these guys just like the same fucking person 🤣
Do you think we have enough Community Notes posts to make a small reddit dedicated to pointing out all the times Elon was wrong? Goodness, I'd love that.
That would be great to see
r/elonfunnies or r/elonactuallyfunny, my two cents
probably, elon has so much goofy energy
It would be funny seeing the only good thing Elon has come up with completely trash him for everything else he made
In that post he is completely right. Trees are really inefficient at capturing CO2, they don’t even capture the majority of CO2 out of all organisms on Earth. Most CO2 is “processed” by oceans: Algae, Phytoplankton etc. But even that is far from enough for our CO2 emissions, we need to come up with something else. Just planting trees would be next to useless resource waste. Even if you just put solar panels instead of the forest you would actually improve overall CO2 “balance” and panels are far from efficient energy producers.
17:16 ah, yes, drinking milk is consuming animals. I see no flaw in this logic.
Reminds me of a "meme" I saw once (that was probably from PETA or something similar) where it showed a lamb that was prepared to be roasted (so, no head and no skin) that said "Is this worth your wool sweater?"
And my brain just went, "That's not how that works. Harvesting wool is literally just giving the sheep a haircut."
@@digifreak90 Also, Yum!
18:55 Gonna be honest, claiming that margarine is one atom away from being plastic doesn’t even work as a scaremongering tactic in my mind… because the mental image of humanity finally regularly making bioplastics, and picking freaking margarine as a source for it, seems hilarious.
Girl if a tech guy names a git branch after you that is a step further than marriage.
4:36 the Apple Lisa (computer that didn’t sell so well) was named after Job’s wife Lisa
0:42 - That is also fitting for r/murderedbywords
It's especially entertaining when you click on the video thinking that it's only going to be Twitter community notes creating comedy while also hindering people who spread misinformation, only to then find out that this is just a collage of almost funny screenshots where almost non of them have community notes in them and where half of them aren't even from Twitter. /s
This is just EmKay sharing their Discord server's favorite memes with the world.
3:18 Well...The sun got 5000 degrees.......
Readers added context
Emkay is the GOAT.
Water is one Atom away from being Hydrogen peroxide. Water is one Molecule away from being more water. Also as most materials called "plastic", consist of macro molecules, it has barely any similarity to margarine fats. Especially as both terms "plastic" and "margarine" can refer to so many different compounds and not one single combination of molecules, that any similarities aren't really relevant for the resulting materials from everyday life. This person could not explain what Chemistry is if they tried...
"Freedom has been a mandate..."
Then explain slavery and why a million Christians took arms against the US to keep practicing it.
15:46 also the bible has (poor) directions for performing an abortion - Numbers 5 Verses 20 to 28
Yeah, that's always been the craziest part of that argument. Like, the bible is _very_ explicitly _not_ pro-life.
10:58 Plus, Naruto and Sasuke essentially married mentally stable female versions of one another.
Hadn't realized THAT
XD
Also they kissed in the second episode 😂😂
Fr
Water touchs other water molecules..
To be fair to The Rock, one of those movies he was playing a girl.
6:55 the doom came out in 1993
16:15 If you're on vacation, and still spending so much of your time in the hotel room that you care what the decor looks like, _why are you even on vacation?_ I can just sit around in a room _at home for free_ if I want to.
Seriously, when I'm on vacation, all I care about my hotel room is that it's reasonably clean, has a working shower, and a bed that I can sleep on without waking up in horrible pain the next morning. Anything else is pretty irrelevant because the only time I'm actually inside the room and also conscious is for maybe 2% of my total day anyway.
I actually totally can afford to stay in fancy expensive hotels. I just don't, because it's a waste of money and I'd much rather save it and spend more on good food, drinks, or experiences _outside_ instead.
20:25 Wow. I never knew that it was possible to be _burned by water_ before.
(for the purposes of making a burn in joking fashion, this comment has been made)
It's very easy to be burned by water. Anyone who's cooked with a pot before knows this.
..Of course you can get burned by water. It can get hot.
Those burns can be quite serious.
water is wet
because water makes things wet
water makes water wet
thus, water is wet
20:37 Water is touching itself (🤨), hence making it wet.
Technically normal water is wet now extra pure water is not wet since the particles aren't touching anything in them making it not wet
15:43 is that the distinct sound of a whoosh I hear in the distance? If it wasn't why was the OP dunked on so hard for a post tagged meme?
Im lovin the community notes abundance
See, I thought this was Get Noted when I clicked on the video, but APPERANTLY it's Clever Comebacks. Subreddit names in titles really help with this kinda confusion, guys!
I agree! I miss when they put the subreddit in the title. Kind of annoys me that they stopped for some reason..
My issue with that type of hotel from 16:30 is the two double beds. Have a double, then have one that can either be a double or two singles. Or even two doubles that can convert into 4 singles. I know these types of beds exist: I have slept in them. In cheap hotels. Sure, the singles end up being really thin little singles unless the double was actually a queen size or king size (I can't remember which) but it's good enough to serve a purpose!
Also, it makes the room that much more versatile and increased the customer base.
Another option is the UK chain Hotel classic: the double bed, the pull out that normally lives under the double bed and the sofa that just so happens to have a mattress in a nice looking cover instead of your standard sofa cushions.
0:57 I did during my part-time job. The job was only supposed to be 30 hours but due to mandatory extra time it was 45 hours, 5 hours more than the full-time shift.
Edit (After 2 Likes): I was originally on the full-time shift but after I hurt my hand I couldn't do the 4 hours of pulling carts of packages. Bags of packages and heavy packages can be 55 pounds, sometimes higher.
18:52
fun fact, every single molecule in existance is one molecule away from being plastic
This sub is starting to become my new favorite one
Community notes is by far the best feature in all of Twitter History next to multi-media tweets! (Having images, videos and gifs in one tweet!)
Hold up. 14:45 where the fuck can I get a burger for under. 1.50? I haven't seen a burger for less than 3-5 bucks plus tax at McDonald's.
20:25 and again the classic water is / isn't wet mistake, I've said it once and I'll say it again, water only is wet when there is more than one molecule.
16:48 *PHRASING*
Doom doesn't want to go end the world today...
Just 5 more years
There's a financial services building in my home town that used to be a Pizza Hut. It's now refurbished so much that no one who didn't know it was a Pizza Hut would think it was ever a Pizza Hut.
If we pushed the analogy further, there are some people who would want to force that financial services company to register as a restaurant...
3:34 You know EmKay is straight when he immediately thinks the person in blue is she/her.......on Grindr. Not to mention missing the @TwunkTheTwink handle in the message.
there are multiple emkay narrators, not just jack.
Water touches water thus water is wet
Now I want an office building that has bird employees!
18:53 Plastic is a polymer while margarine is a mixture that consist of mostly lipids also known as fats. Lipids are in turn made up of fatty acids, and in something like margarine, the fatty acids are mostly saturated i.e there are no double bonds due to hydrogenation, which is a process of adding hydrogen to an unsaturated organic molecule. Most plastics used today are the result of polymerizing a monomer such as ethylene. This polymerization occurs due to a double bond that serves as a starting point for polymerization. There are unsaturated fats in margarine, but most of them are unreacted reactants or side products that occur due to partial hydrogenation of plant oils, like olive oil, which is a fancy term which means the addition of hydrogen that is not complete resulting in unreacted unsaturated fats and trans fats. So in other words margarine cannot be compared to plastic because one is a mixture and one is a polymer.
No, who won? Is so absolutely INSANE, it had me laughing for 5 minutes
5:00 "I have extremely low self-esteem and no trust for my partner and I'm going to post about that on the internet as if it's something to be proud of".
16:16 why should you get expensive hotels anyway? I think it's best to get the cheapest hotel you can that won't get you killed, and then use that money you save on hotel bills on the actually fun parts of your vacation. The whole point is to not be at your hotel for the majority of the trip, so why the hell should I spend a bunch of extra money on it?
6:53 I was seriously like, wait what 🧐 but they are almost identical.. they've even go-OHHH!! RACISM. 😂 yuup
19:35 lets let the phones predictive text answer this
If you can choose your gender then you can also choose the gender that suits your personality.
6:00 only history nerds will get the joke
Explain?
I don't get it
16:25 U invite me to a room with a CRT in 2024 and I'll know you have taste, particularly if a retro console shows up.
Oh you would love Japan.
Ive heard one of their hotels has retro console games.
Community note:
Most of this video is not about Twitter community notes.
4:23 I'm an artist and I'm a tech person, so I'll write a song about how I named a git branch after you.
19:23 someone holding up a mirror is not as bad as the person shooting the laser beam
Actually it can be if the beam was directed at a target
funnily enough.. me being in an actual work place helps me focus on what i need to do, or else i easily get distracted
10:22 It’s like Liam Neeson. He knows a character type really well, and people watch him. The critics might lament, but he’s doing what he loves.
Community notes strikes again!
4:29 they could name a phone after you though
3:44 "her"
thats a grindr screenshot my guy
johnny maga squawking about the pizza lifting reminds me of the time I was carrying eight pizzas around for work and a little girl saw me and said "wow you're really strong!" I knew it was nonsense but it still definitely brightened my day.
3:14 the f*** they can do that!?!?
I just gotta say - individual water molecules are almost always touching water, so water is wet.
They do not really touch though... There are gaps between them. Not big gaps, but still. On the other hand it is like this with everything, so maybe, technically...
2:12 okay at quick glance I understand where he might have gotten confused
10:51, Didn't Naruto and Sasuke also kissed in like episode 2 or something?
By accident but they did kiss
I signed up for community notes just to troll
revoking a degree over "disrespect" or whatever is absurd. imagine paying thousands of dollars, doing everything required of you to get a degree and then the moment you dare show disdain they take everything away from you. should not be within the college's power to do. it was a transaction, it was thousands of dollars, you cant erase years of work because your feelings are hurt.
"stop the edging" 💀
Storming Normandy? That wasn't boomers, that was the golden generation.
"why does your pfp look like your dad" NAH 😭😭😭
1:20 LOVED THAT
XD
9:38 I just… WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BARE [CENSORED] ON THINGS THAT ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT SANITARY?! Ma’am, you want a yeast infection? That’s how you get a yeast infection.
6:05 Samsung he might have just kept it for sentimental reasons, maybe he plans on looking back at it a few years later for nostalgia
20:33 any water molecule that is touching at least 1 other water molecule is wet, because it is touching water
"Woman doesn't dress up to impress men, women dress up to irritate other women"
What if the woman just wants to feel good about herself? women wear panties of specific types to feel more confident but you can't see those, and before someone says "what if they want those to be seen" is that so? what if she's wearing pants, shorts, anything that isn't a skirt or dress? what if it's a long dress or long skirt?
12:51...why couldn;t they have just gone to the university together? the more people in an apartment, the less you as one person pays. If you're alone, you pay the full 1500 (this is just an example.) if you live with other people, you split the rent among everyone so each person would pay a piece of the rent and not the full each month so i don't simply see why they couldn't just move to the university TOGETHER
13:45 voice reminds me of
How long have you been playing bloodborne
18:43 starscream is that you?
10:41 Gotham is actually shown to be somewhere in New Jersey sooo
New Jersey people live in Gotham basically
0:09 isn’t that the corpse of Minos
12:58 the guy next to the top left guy looks so goofy with that pose
So goofy in fact I had him as my pfp for a while (people kept going “is that you in your pfp?” so I changed it)
6:43 adding context: Homo sapiens do NOT descend from Homo neanderthalensis. were like 2nd cousins or smthn, which is why the modern population can have up to 4% neanderthal dna!! we come from the same grandparent but arent immediate family.
That would be 0th cousins, or siblings
@@TheWagonroast do you know how grandparents work?
@@madsfiedler3884 1st cousins share a grandparent, 2nd cousins share a great grandparent. Homo sapiens and neanderthals are directly related by a common ancestor, one level above, or a “parent” which makes them siblings