Used to get mackerel sometimes but pilchards are a decent alternative, plus they’re cheaper and you get more lol. Porridge is another worthwhile choice from canteen. I used to keep the foil lined milk carton from the breakfast pack and open it up all the way, put it in the kettle with some water so it’s a Bain-marie of sorts lol.
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast you should do a podcast about prison hacks mate. Wiring up the light, swinging lines, toothpaste to keep your pictures on the wall etc. Love what you’re doing 👌🏻👌🏻
@Dizzy D mad you replied! My nickname is Dizz 😂 and my first name starts with a D! I didn’t do that one, but did the fluff and lighter spark to get a light lol. Wet toilet paper in a bit of bag for a sink plug, or a Robinson’s juice lid. What about the burn cats who smoke using bible pages when they run out of rizla 😂😂 desperate nittys lol
Im a physically large man.. but fighting for the sake of fighting would piss me off, even if I could totally annhialate the opponent. Especially if it was constant.. but despite being big, I know if someone attacks you with a weapon it doesn’t mean shit really.. my biggest worry would actually be my cell mate. When your asleep they could be getting up to anything. And If they hit you on the head with something while your sleeping
Exeter was mainly slop. Thursday night was mixed grill and friday lunch was fish chips with parsley sauce. This was back in September 1999 on YP wing prison number was VF0600 . Went back sept 2001 was the same.. prison number then was CP7582. Sundays im sure we had roast pigeon. I thought the pork and pasta slop was ok. You were only allowed 2 slices of bread, But i use to steal a whole loaf.
it was better than anything I ever got on the streets back in the day. remember eating 8 drumstick lollies on xmas day 1996 in glasgow. then i passed out from the cold and got my teeth kicked in
I went to Cardiff prison and the food ranged from utterly dire to incredibly good. The lasagne and rice pudding was amazing but the burgers, "pie", chicken and sandwiches where terrible. The thing I remember most was the mountains of bread, rice and potatoes they just would not stop giving you. The bread in particular was extremely poor quality and would disintegrate in your hands.
I've worked in a lot of kitchens until I gave a negative. However the main reason the food is shxt. By the time it gets on the different wing's the food has been left for one hour before it gets taken up onto the different wing's. Which doesn't help lol
Listed to all your videos so interesting I don't no how you managed to do so long in prison I struggled with a few months you must be a very strong headed person
Serious question. Im looking at a stretch. But after failed weight loss surgery 3 times, I am required to be on a very high protein diet (like 120G per day). or I'll die, so therefore it's the prison food side of things which terrifies me more than anything else. Give me the food I need to sustain life and be the envy of the other inmates, or give me the same portions and I'll die of malnutrition due to how my body processes food intake. What should I do?
hey bud, they used to dish out those protein drinks to people that had conditions a bit like yours. You'd probably get and extra meal for bang up or something
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast hey, I was there 1975 for 12 years,it was part of the dispersal setup, so mainly long termers and a good smattering of the Irish political prisoners .I think it was re categorised in the mid nineties to a sex offender jail
I remember portland macaroni cheese in that silver Chinese food container that rubber crust with slice of tomato in people used to peel that shit off and dash it at ceiling and stuck to it like glue pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast Well it's better then the food they get in American prisons if you have a look at badd bob's prison channel 👍 update, I have just come across a video that his channel is a scam?
Dont be a mug dont go prison. Simple. Whata cringe is the videos coming out of prisons showing them living the high life. Aint no high life in prison. No freedom and drama everyday.
Ive watched quite a few of your videos now and having never been to prison but have been in the army i always say to myself what you describe sounds a lot like the army now hearing you say that minging bacon was going to the prisons and the army just reinforces it 😂
It is the lowest quality of food. Only during Ramadan did we allhamdolillah get something totally different and fresh not frozen. London hmp crap. When i went hmp hewell Birmingham the food there was on point. Fresh chicken tikka coselaw ect ect. Worse jail's are the ville and Wandsworth
Lancaster farm's grew and packed different types of vegetables and on the big yellow plastic sacks it says 'not suitable for human consumption' except for UK prisons and maybe children's homes and the like, and I have seen people having an hit of heroin in the kitchen toilets and make sandwiches and other food dripping sweat from their foreheads directly onto the food. I have seen dirty bastard's put all sorts in the flasks used for special diets (not nonces but people who they didn't have the bottle to front the person who they had a problem with so they did it deviously). Spítting and pouring cups of piss into the nonces gravy and custard, and on the servery an Irish traveller dishing out the custard used to put custard on the food of certain people who didn't know that mash potatoes and spaghetti and cabbage doesn't normally have custard on it, not in a really bad way but still making the single prisoner from the Congo or Rwanda or Bulgaria look stupid without them knowing.
The paper's have sometimes had stories about how well the inmates are fed at Christmas etc. A prison Christmas Day dinner is made by people who have no experience in catering, it's served on a plastic plate on a plastic tray with a plastic mug of cheapo tea bags and one sachet of sugar and some milk powder made of vegetable oils and chemicals, you sit on your bed by yourself if you are lucky or with a padmate who is a dick and is eating like a starving caveman. It's definitely not anything like what is served at restaurants or your own mother or grandma, its pretty shite really. But so many people actually think that the cons get excellent cuisine served in luxurious surroundings..
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast I've only been to prisons in East Yorkshire and South Yorkshire and my favourite was tuna pasta bake, load's of decent mash and spaghetti twists and loads of big pieces of tuna. I'm not sure if you have ever tried it but I could have it for every tea if I could and almost everyone liked it.
Please don't complain about prison food,you have been put in there to punish you and to protect law abiding people from you,if you were fed gruel you should be grateful, its free !!!!!
Used to get mackerel sometimes but pilchards are a decent alternative, plus they’re cheaper and you get more lol. Porridge is another worthwhile choice from canteen. I used to keep the foil lined milk carton from the breakfast pack and open it up all the way, put it in the kettle with some water so it’s a Bain-marie of sorts lol.
there were a lot of prison hacks that worked really well
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast you should do a podcast about prison hacks mate. Wiring up the light, swinging lines, toothpaste to keep your pictures on the wall etc. Love what you’re doing 👌🏻👌🏻
@@DLIN666 might do that mate, thanks
@Dizzy D mad you replied! My nickname is Dizz 😂 and my first name starts with a D!
I didn’t do that one, but did the fluff and lighter spark to get a light lol. Wet toilet paper in a bit of bag for a sink plug, or a Robinson’s juice lid. What about the burn cats who smoke using bible pages when they run out of rizla 😂😂 desperate nittys lol
Bet ur pad used to stink
Im a physically large man.. but fighting for the sake of fighting would piss me off, even if I could totally annhialate the opponent. Especially if it was constant.. but despite being big, I know if someone attacks you with a weapon it doesn’t mean shit really.. my biggest worry would actually be my cell mate. When your asleep they could be getting up to anything. And If they hit you on the head with something while your sleeping
it is a worry, you get used to it tbh
Exeter was mainly slop. Thursday night was mixed grill and friday lunch was fish chips with parsley sauce. This was back in September 1999 on YP wing prison number was VF0600 . Went back sept 2001 was the same.. prison number then was CP7582. Sundays im sure we had roast pigeon. I thought the pork and pasta slop was ok. You were only allowed 2 slices of bread, But i use to steal a whole loaf.
you robbing bastard
@@deanwalsh9647 who said i was in there for stealing?. You clown
@@planesstevee I think he was referring to you swiping the bread.
@@E150-V lol good point
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Just in case anyone forgets 😂
First time listener. New subscriber here from Dublin 👋
Welcome aboard!
it was better than anything I ever got on the streets back in the day. remember eating 8 drumstick lollies on xmas day 1996 in glasgow. then i passed out from the cold and got my teeth kicked in
Maybe don’t break the law then.
😂 sorry man loooool 😂😂😂 Glasgow is brutal fucking hell
@@mysticgeneie4668 - He said "on the streets" you illiterate retard.
Nice one for today's podcast, always interesting and sometimes funny, cheers 🤗
Glad you enjoyed it
Fair play lad you sound like a good lad on the right path. Big up ya bro
thanks man
I went to Cardiff prison and the food ranged from utterly dire to incredibly good. The lasagne and rice pudding was amazing but the burgers, "pie", chicken and sandwiches where terrible. The thing I remember most was the mountains of bread, rice and potatoes they just would not stop giving you.
The bread in particular was extremely poor quality and would disintegrate in your hands.
yeah it's the lowest quality stuff
I've worked in a lot of kitchens until I gave a negative. However the main reason the food is shxt. By the time it gets on the different wing's the food has been left for one hour before it gets taken up onto the different wing's. Which doesn't help lol
your right.
The best food was Scrubs 1991-96. We used to call it Luxury Little Chef.
Tuna baguette with salad was my favourite dish followed by the full English breakfast on Sunday mornings at wormwood scrubs
pizza and chips on Saturdays in Exeter was my favourite. they used to make the pizza in house for a bit, then they started buying them in
Encona pepper sauce that was available on the canteen sheet seemed to be the ace in the pack for me for making some of the dishes eatable at least.
Listed to all your videos so interesting I don't no how you managed to do so long in prison I struggled with a few months you must be a very strong headed person
it wasn't easy, but you get better at it
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast yh I'm a very quite version never got bullied but it could of easily happened mate
@@ryanburns50 where were you inside?
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast Norwich mate it was my first time did shit myself lol it was when all the covid first started
Serious question. Im looking at a stretch. But after failed weight loss surgery 3 times, I am required to be on a very high protein diet (like 120G per day). or I'll die, so therefore it's the prison food side of things which terrifies me more than anything else. Give me the food I need to sustain life and be the envy of the other inmates, or give me the same portions and I'll die of malnutrition due to how my body processes food intake.
What should I do?
hey bud, they used to dish out those protein drinks to people that had conditions a bit like yours. You'd probably get and extra meal for bang up or something
Jamie Oliver lives in the next village to me we cant fish there anymore now he has moved in!
Staff worked on the hot plate in Albany, it was the worst job giving out what you knew was disgusting , we ended up wearing it on several occasions
Albany, that was the sex offenders prison wasn't it?
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast hey, I was there 1975 for 12 years,it was part of the dispersal setup, so mainly long termers and a good smattering of the Irish political prisoners .I think it was re categorised in the mid nineties to a sex offender jail
Just found ur channel and can’t stop listening to these vids💪🏾brill content keep it coming‼️can you do a video on people with disabilities in prison?
yeah sure, anything in particular?
How they get by in prison and if you’re more likely to get bullied due to not being able to fight
@@kadenrana-liburd2773 I'll see what I can do
Duff. O that was my favourite. Even better when ya paid mate hates puddings. Get on the Raman noodley doodelys.They fill the tank up.
I remember portland macaroni cheese in that silver Chinese food container that rubber crust with slice of tomato in people used to peel that shit off and dash it at ceiling and stuck to it like glue pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the 'food' was interesting
I remember portland in the late 80s lol
Anyway, no one goes to prison for the food. They go fo the sweet, sweet loving!
Normally any mention of food makes me hungry but maybe not on this occasion 😂😘
Any tips on getting more food from the server's??
be friends with them or have leverage, ie drugs, gym orderly, or so other reason for them to want to "sort you out"
It looks edible but that's it, nothing I would choose
not great at all
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast Well it's better then the food they get in American prisons if you have a look at badd bob's prison channel 👍 update, I have just come across a video that his channel is a scam?
Looks like crow and chips
Dont be a mug dont go prison. Simple. Whata cringe is the videos coming out of prisons showing them living the high life. Aint no high life in prison. No freedom and drama everyday.
thanks for you input
More videos pls mate
on it
Ive watched quite a few of your videos now and having never been to prison but have been in the army i always say to myself what you describe sounds a lot like the army now hearing you say that minging bacon was going to the prisons and the army just reinforces it 😂
Haha probably very much the same
That thumbnail of prison food looks horrific 😬
Army food in my experience has been fairly decent.
It is the lowest quality of food. Only during Ramadan did we allhamdolillah get something totally different and fresh not frozen. London hmp crap. When i went hmp hewell Birmingham the food there was on point. Fresh chicken tikka coselaw ect ect. Worse jail's are the ville and Wandsworth
If your a bit of a bellend you only get 6 chips 😂
So your brother is also in prison? Is this a family business?
I have 2 brothers and yes we are all violent offenders
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast okay, have you ever thought of franchising? That way you can extend the family business!
@@MrDanielpope75 crime doesn't pay in the end, but hopefully talking about it will
Lancaster farm's grew and packed different types of vegetables and on the big yellow plastic sacks it says 'not suitable for human consumption' except for UK prisons and maybe children's homes and the like, and I have seen people having an hit of heroin in the kitchen toilets and make sandwiches and other food dripping sweat from their foreheads directly onto the food.
I have seen dirty bastard's put all sorts in the flasks used for special diets (not nonces but people who they didn't have the bottle to front the person who they had a problem with so they did it deviously).
Spítting and pouring cups of piss into the nonces gravy and custard, and on the servery an Irish traveller dishing out the custard used to put custard on the food of certain people who didn't know that mash potatoes and spaghetti and cabbage doesn't normally have custard on it, not in a really bad way but still making the single prisoner from the Congo or Rwanda or Bulgaria look stupid without them knowing.
it's savage, having to deal with all of that just over a meal
In prison what to expect ha lol
I know man, but some elements of the media would make the food out to be more than it really is
I don't think I'd go for the brown 🐔 🥺
fuck knows what was in it lol
Bread bread and more fkn bread
I think that's why a lot of prisoners end up with a little tummy
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast Never had anything worse than Exeter food Shithole!!! Plymouth born n bred 👍
The paper's have sometimes had stories about how well the inmates are fed at Christmas etc.
A prison Christmas Day dinner is made by people who have no experience in catering, it's served on a plastic plate on a plastic tray with a plastic mug of cheapo tea bags and one sachet of sugar and some milk powder made of vegetable oils and chemicals, you sit on your bed by yourself if you are lucky or with a padmate who is a dick and is eating like a starving caveman.
It's definitely not anything like what is served at restaurants or your own mother or grandma, its pretty shite really.
But so many people actually think that the cons get excellent cuisine served in luxurious surroundings..
that's the best description of prison food that I've heard
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast I've only been to prisons in East Yorkshire and South Yorkshire and my favourite was tuna pasta bake, load's of decent mash and spaghetti twists and loads of big pieces of tuna.
I'm not sure if you have ever tried it but I could have it for every tea if I could and almost everyone liked it.
@@simonyip8571 in the prisons in South Yorkshire was there a lot of conflict over meal time
Please don't complain about prison food,you have been put in there to punish you and to protect law abiding people from you,if you were fed gruel you should be grateful, its free !!!!!
it's not free, I pay for it with my taxes
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast if u are serving a sentence u ain't paying tax to cover the meals ,ffs
@Thomas j francis Harder They Come I've done my bird and never complained about the food,my fault I was there,and it was free
@@geoffallcock4012 fuck all the jailbirds they should just be pissed on
@@deanwalsh9647 yet your spending your time watching prison videos
What do the Muslims get special halal food curries and rice maybe.
Here is a suggestion.
Stay out of prison!
Prison is great.
Gym and free TV.
A rest from the misses 😪
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