When I went to prison, my Mum told everybody I'd moved abroad. And then a few weeks in, my uncle (an osteopath) came in to treat a fellow inmate. That was awkward....
Similar thing happened to me. I was 'working abroad' until I bumped into the bloke who lived opposite as I was released from the main gates. He was on his way in to fix the photocopiers 😂😩
@@stephennorthage4654a proper jail, the good old days. Don’t let anyone kid you that modern facilities make life better for cons. It makes the staffs life easier since they don’t have to unlock u for showers, slop out, hot water etc. and the tv is to hypnotise you into a vegative state, bring back real jails
Was in Strangeways, Risley, Walton, Stokeheath, Hindley and Kirklevington in the early 80s and you are right...no telly, sloping out, crap food, rats the size of small dogs and 3 buckets in your pad for hot water, cold water and pissing in but you don't know which is which lol but I preferred that compared to when I ended up in Preston jail in 2003 with the toilets in your pad and a telly also the worst thing they ever did was put phones in there so you can get bad news directly instead of going through the governor first 😜@@stephennorthage4654
I managed by the skin of my teeth not to go to jail plenty of friends and family have been you explain it so well I've visited nearly every prison in England and a couple in Europe you have a great voice and narrative you could have a career in taking books and e books good luck bro stay safe
I loving your channel. It’s about time someone started speaking about U.K. prisons I know there some old school cons talking about CAT A but most of us so called normal inmates can’t really relate to that. There’s loads in America but the ex prisoners here tend to interview other ex prisoners. If you do start doing that let me know I’ll exchange stories with ya on a zoom call or something. I was in and out of prison 4 times between 2000-2004. But turned my life around and beat my addiction which is why I kept going to prison but have stayed out since then and have a good life now and happy with my life. When I look back now it does feel like someone else’s life now.
In Norway they shake you hand as you arrive in their prisons. They also have much more freedom even though still locked up from society. No bars on the windows. Very little violence either.
In the reception at HMP Lowmoss, (Scotland) you usually get a kicking, every time I’ve been processed someone has taken a beating. Just to let u know who’s in charge
Allways rember my first ever prison sentence, no toilets no telly visions no kettles I cell, just a pot to piss in and shit in,, for some thay shit in a paper and threw it out window, has for the piss that tipped it out window in which it ran down the out side wall in to the cell be low window ledge, making a awful smell, how times have changed, when I went back years later it was a shock, telly kettle, a cupboard for your clothes, play station iff you were enhanced, or a lifer,, and now in some jails you have a phone in your cell, they give you a hand set, for your cell, the telly's have over a hundred Chanels depending on which tell make that give you and how you set the home made Ariel up, by striping the cables out of a broken kettle or vape chargers,,, failing that, you can always find a smart phone,,,😂,in parc prison, we had loads of Chanels depending on the location, but yep, the old days were long old days with out a telly,, just a radio 📻,, the summer timer was torture the long summer night's 😂, ,,
I like the opening words, 'For someone who's never been to prison before ...' . Actually, that's most of us! Thank you for a very absorbing account of the first 24 hours in prison. Do you remember, that some years ago, there were people who compared prison to a 'holiday camp'? I don't know where they got this idea from. The very fact of someone locking you up and of having to share a cell with a stranger would give most of us the horrors. Thank you for a very absorbing account of the first 24 hours in prison! It sounds really grim.
I certainly didnt have a TV. Only saw a telly once a week on Monday night ( film). If i was to give anyone advice on going to prison is, USE all the opportunities available . Education, Trades, Cookery, Gardening, Gymnasium. I got a BETTER education in Prison than i EVER got on the outside. Left in 1988/89 and NEVER been back. Dont end up like some idiots that think its cool to be in there ll the time.
First time first day was horrible when that cell door shut for the first time and the reality sets in. 22 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday. we had no tv back then, I had nothing that night apart fro my own thoughts. Not nice!!
I was 15 the first time I got sent to prison and that first night I cried my eyes out all night, no sleep and scared to death I started my first day...nobody told me that they would shave all my lovely long blonde hair off lol, they also shaved it off the day before I got out cos they said I was looking too smooth as I started spiking it up with soap when it started growing back ⚡
Cell mate snores and snores and snores asked to move they said no so I use to lay awake at night thinking of ways to kill this guy that was stealing my dam sleep
Yes I agree that noise but when I was in Walton hmpliverpool !!at night everyone gets told no window warriors or shouting at your door!quietest nick at nighttime!daytime being the big house noisy as all jails
Same. The 10th year is coming up for myself and I have some good and bad memories. The sleep was the best I ever had in my life and the jokes and behaviour some people threw out were hysterical. Only in prison can you hear such politically incorrect jokes and not get in trouble. Option 1 was called "Default" in my prison. Those frosties were the best though.
My 1st sentence was 2 years back in 1987 with the old slop out system. No toilet in your cell no phone in your cell eat in your cell 23 hour bang up at 18 years old it wasn't life changing it was an adventure a bad adventure as I went back 5 more times before I woke up and realised there was nothing but wasted time being in jail. I've now been free from that life for over 25 years
This is exactly right 2yrs ago i went absolute shit holes , head down move on fill ur day with positivity, its a slog but fuck it See through lcd tvs kettles and vapes now , make ur own shelves , and washing lines
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast keep up the good work brother. Only a short glenn parva stay for me, some good laughs in there. But no place to be. If you can do jail time, you can do anything you put your mind to!
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast definitely of people and officers that you saw daily I done five years been out one year now we loving the true dream freedom the first night wasnt hard for me it got abit hard when I started seeing my love ones getting older 💯🌍 freedom is priceless
Interesting to hear about a European jail. I did 11 hours for a missed court appearance. Traffic court at that. Ill fitting clothes, processing that makes you feel like an animal and then being shoved into a cell with six other guys. No windows, bright lights, one toilet and a sink with no soap or hot water. A thin blanket with nothing to lay on but a filthy concrete floor. A phone that doesn't work and some nasty food. Best just to avoid it no matter where you are.
you get very little from the outside initially. in the bag was prison stuff, it's all in a big clear plastic bin bag with HMP PRISONS writing on it. you take out you sheets and blankets, plates and bowl etc. I was able to take 1 book in with me, that was about it.
Everything is boiled the food is rank.I fond the first day no tvs when I was was in.I remember exercise was maad everyone screwing you tto see what your wearing and people swooping butts .showers I wore my boxers lol😅great content bro👍💯🙏🙏🔥💪💪🥴
Enjoying your advice William. So far I've avoided being inside but I should've done the way I've behaved. My life approach is to be a loner and destroy any bullies who come it. That makes you look the nutcase when it comes on top in the outside world. Wish I'd done it at school and though I've sailed close to the wind I've done no bird. I often wonder how I'd cope inside. My plan would be blown fairly quickly, I bet!
Never been to prison in the UK but plenty of visits to the Sherif’s Court in Forfar in Scotland. Always laughed that the toilet rolls had ‘Property of Her Majesty’s Government’ written on each sheet of two-ply 😂
I remember when folk used to do the six weeks in the nick instead of paying alimony or child support. It became normal to do the time rather than pay the ridiculous amounts the authorities told you to.
@Dizzy D It was Thatcherite heseltine who turned it into a commercial enterprise. I doubt it made much money for the hastle it caused. The same more or less happened with nutter Gordon brown who tried to stop the unemployed benefit claimers earning a few quid on the side helping the subbies.
In Singapore they fined people for using their mobile phones whilst driving, people just paid and carried on. They then changed it to 3 days in prison, people stopped using their mobile phones whilst driving. I would like to spend 3 days in prison. It would probably make people hate prison more…
Billy.i like yr style., Im gonna have a very close listen.ive heard 2-3 bits. i like it when cons talk straight Sounds from this story that you never had recep ' orderly lol
I hated it when it came to poo time in the cell. Talk about losing dignity. Even worse when your cellmate stinks the cell out. God bless my friends in A Block HMP Norwich
Sounds awkward as fuck in those cells really puts me off ever going. Total gamble who you get then you gotta do all those private things infront of someone which I think is actually kinda cruel should really put money into proper toilet with door in the cell. Also the sex must drive you crazy not having intimacy and things for months and years potentially but spose can go monk mode and put all that energy into other things like gym 💪🏻 and working out how gunna sort life out.
The bedding quotes was hilarious just like my initial days in the Army .....bed packs 😮 I used to use cardboard to make it more square and the socks folded up like smiley faces ....I was not aware this happened in prison ....I think the harsh reality of facing the sentence would be overpowering I think I would crack up ....mentally you must change your thought process's from negative to positive which I would find very hard ...survival is your foremost objective a frightening prospect for any inmate .... especially if it's your first time 😮
I’m only 40yo and at the start of my jail career we still had to march, salute screws, and make your bed block in the morning. If u got caught sitting or lying in bed during the day you got put up on charges. Actually the best jail I’ve been in
I'm not trying to say Reading was a bad prison I was showing people (young people) it's not about going prison but if that's serious question yes I'm sure it was not a lamb shank bone
@Stuart mullen well said this was 2009 so 12 years ago... the prison was shut in 2013 if he knew that he would have probably realised Im not some child trying to big up a prison lol
From my memory from the sweat box I was taken Into the jail asked some questions then put in a holding cell untill the nurse/ doctor had checked me over, I was then given my curl prison issue clothes ( jumper t-shirt jogging bottoms blue boxers socks and pumps ) asked what pack I wanted (vape or non vape) then escorted to my cell where I spent the next two weeks in isolation
First time I went to prison was 1993 at 15 to Onley in Rugby YOI it's now a mans jail, was a mad experience but in end it's was awesome the jail, gym was good with astro turf football pitch, single bang up well good then next time which wasn't to long was Glen Parva and what a dump noisey place with lots of bullys.
I thourt Channing's wood would of been your local. There a strange lot of people down that neck of the Wood's. They all look the same like a lot of inbreeding goes on
Hahah I remember getting nicked for a biggy ... sitting in police station , I slept that night .. I knew then I was either going camp hill or high point... as that was the kinda character I was then ... this was 97 .... ended up at high point 9 with a c cat .... I knew it hahahahha Plus was on the servery every time n every jail been in as 6’6” lol Loved pissing in the bacons gravy n custard... or for that special beast ... a doughnut that had been in my arse cheeks for 30 mins ... hahahahhaa
What if you were agoraphobic and just COULDN'T go into that tiny cell with a stranger? Like you fought the guards hard and insisted that you be given a much larger cell on your own?
When I went to prison, my Mum told everybody I'd moved abroad. And then a few weeks in, my uncle (an osteopath) came in to treat a fellow inmate. That was awkward....
My sister was supposed to start a job in a jail I ended up in, safe to say she didn’t start that job
Similar thing happened to me. I was 'working abroad' until I bumped into the bloke who lived opposite as I was released from the main gates. He was on his way in to fix the photocopiers 😂😩
Keep the stories coming mate could listen to these all night long . 👍🏻🙌🏻
Glad you like them!
Was in Exeter in early eighties ..first time in nick .it was slopout and no tvs back then ..but you have to get on with it ..x
@@stephennorthage4654a proper jail, the good old days. Don’t let anyone kid you that modern facilities make life better for cons. It makes the staffs life easier since they don’t have to unlock u for showers, slop out, hot water etc. and the tv is to hypnotise you into a vegative state, bring back real jails
Was in Strangeways, Risley, Walton, Stokeheath, Hindley and Kirklevington in the early 80s and you are right...no telly, sloping out, crap food, rats the size of small dogs and 3 buckets in your pad for hot water, cold water and pissing in but you don't know which is which lol but I preferred that compared to when I ended up in Preston jail in 2003 with the toilets in your pad and a telly also the worst thing they ever did was put phones in there so you can get bad news directly instead of going through the governor first 😜@@stephennorthage4654
I managed by the skin of my teeth not to go to jail plenty of friends and family have been you explain it so well I've visited nearly every prison in England and a couple in Europe you have a great voice and narrative you could have a career in taking books and e books good luck bro stay safe
I loving your channel. It’s about time someone started speaking about U.K. prisons I know there some old school cons talking about CAT A but most of us so called normal inmates can’t really relate to that. There’s loads in America but the ex prisoners here tend to interview other ex prisoners. If you do start doing that let me know I’ll exchange stories with ya on a zoom call or something. I was in and out of prison 4 times between 2000-2004. But turned my life around and beat my addiction which is why I kept going to prison but have stayed out since then and have a good life now and happy with my life. When I look back now it does feel like someone else’s life now.
thanks man, I'm not sure where I'll go with this but I'll keep it in mind
You didn’t go to a Cat A pal
In Norway they shake you hand as you arrive in their prisons. They also have much more freedom even though still locked up from society. No bars on the windows. Very little violence either.
different mindset altogether
Yeah I've been over scandanavian country's much more mellow than Britain ,Sweden ,Denmark ,Norway ,all good country's decent people .
In the reception at HMP Lowmoss, (Scotland) you usually get a kicking, every time I’ve been processed someone has taken a beating. Just to let u know who’s in charge
the police officers in public won’t even shake our hands in florida lol
Amazing how people act when you treat them like humans rather than animals!
Love the way u r so honest and making a difficult situation explained.The 'prison hacks idea is spot on btw,thanks for another good listen.
no problem, thanks for taking the time to listen and comment again
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast your arse hole will be very soor
Allways rember my first ever prison sentence, no toilets no telly visions no kettles I cell, just a pot to piss in and shit in,, for some thay shit in a paper and threw it out window, has for the piss that tipped it out window in which it ran down the out side wall in to the cell be low window ledge, making a awful smell, how times have changed, when I went back years later it was a shock, telly kettle, a cupboard for your clothes, play station iff you were enhanced, or a lifer,, and now in some jails you have a phone in your cell, they give you a hand set, for your cell, the telly's have over a hundred Chanels depending on which tell make that give you and how you set the home made Ariel up, by striping the cables out of a broken kettle or vape chargers,,, failing that, you can always find a smart phone,,,😂,in parc prison, we had loads of Chanels depending on the location, but yep, the old days were long old days with out a telly,, just a radio 📻,, the summer timer was torture the long summer night's 😂, ,,
@@WilliamBonneyPodcastI got bummed a loved it
I like the opening words, 'For someone who's never been to prison before ...' . Actually, that's most of us! Thank you for a very absorbing account of the first 24 hours in prison.
Do you remember, that some years ago, there were people who compared prison to a 'holiday camp'? I don't know where they got this idea from. The very fact of someone locking you up and of having to share a cell with a stranger would give most of us the horrors. Thank you for a very absorbing account of the first 24 hours in prison! It sounds really grim.
I certainly didnt have a TV. Only saw a telly once a week on Monday night ( film). If i was to give anyone advice on going to prison is, USE all the opportunities available . Education, Trades, Cookery, Gardening, Gymnasium. I got a BETTER education in Prison than i EVER got on the outside. Left in 1988/89 and NEVER been back. Dont end up like some idiots that think its cool to be in there ll the time.
Keeping it real nice one William respeect Peter 🔥💪💪🙏👊🏻
First time first day was horrible when that cell door shut for the first time and the reality sets in. 22 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday. we had no tv back then, I had nothing that night apart fro my own thoughts. Not nice!!
savage isn't it
I was 15 the first time I got sent to prison and that first night I cried my eyes out all night, no sleep and scared to death I started my first day...nobody told me that they would shave all my lovely long blonde hair off lol, they also shaved it off the day before I got out cos they said I was looking too smooth as I started spiking it up with soap when it started growing back ⚡
Cell mate snores and snores and snores asked to move they said no so I use to lay awake at night thinking of ways to kill this guy that was stealing my dam sleep
Did you get told about the ‘listeners’ from the outset in case you needed them or is it something that happens as and when someone requires them?
they introduced themselves in the induction week
The thing that struck me the most when I first got banged up was the noise. The non stop noise all day and night long
I
it's never quiet
Yes I agree that noise but when I was in Walton hmpliverpool !!at night everyone gets told no window warriors or shouting at your door!quietest nick at nighttime!daytime being the big house noisy as all jails
I've been out just over 10 years myself thanks for the memories in this video
my pleasure!
What did u do
@@Adri-dj9ve I did a stupid robbery and then later made a living robbing drug dealers
Same. The 10th year is coming up for myself and I have some good and bad memories. The sleep was the best I ever had in my life and the jokes and behaviour some people threw out were hysterical. Only in prison can you hear such politically incorrect jokes and not get in trouble.
Option 1 was called "Default" in my prison. Those frosties were the best though.
@@mrdojob what sleep? It's cold asf I went 2 days without sleep I'd rather be in my warm bed at home with a nice hot shower
I got court in the morning, potentially facing 6 months
Good luck, it will be over before you know it. Sign up for every gym class and don't back away from a fight
Serious time
reflexfusion i had a week not as bad as i thought but never wont to again
My 1st sentence was 2 years back in 1987 with the old slop out system. No toilet in your cell no phone in your cell eat in your cell 23 hour bang up at 18 years old it wasn't life changing it was an adventure a bad adventure as I went back 5 more times before I woke up and realised there was nothing but wasted time being in jail. I've now been free from that life for over 25 years
I'm 15 years out this month
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast keep it up pal nice one
When you first go in stay alert for botty bandits on the prowl looking to push your shit in for you.
This is exactly right 2yrs ago i went absolute shit holes , head down move on fill ur day with positivity, its a slog but fuck it
See through lcd tvs kettles and vapes now , make ur own shelves , and washing lines
Having a dream about being in the outside world, and waking up in ya cell. That hurt lol
savage.... after a long enough inside all my dreams would be in prison too. no escape
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast keep up the good work brother. Only a short glenn parva stay for me, some good laughs in there. But no place to be. If you can do jail time, you can do anything you put your mind to!
@@deanpacker4369 thank you
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast definitely of people and officers that you saw daily I done five years been out one year now we loving the true dream freedom the first night wasnt hard for me it got abit hard when I started seeing my love ones getting older 💯🌍 freedom is priceless
@@adzodg freedom is a must
Interesting to hear about a European jail. I did 11 hours for a missed court appearance. Traffic court at that.
Ill fitting clothes, processing that makes you feel like an animal and then being shoved into a cell with six other guys. No windows, bright lights, one toilet and a sink with no soap or hot water. A thin blanket with nothing to lay on but a filthy concrete floor. A phone that doesn't work and some nasty food. Best just to avoid it no matter where you are.
You say when you got to your cell you unpacked your bag, what was in your bag or what were you allowed to take in with you from the outside?
you get very little from the outside initially. in the bag was prison stuff, it's all in a big clear plastic bin bag with HMP PRISONS writing on it. you take out you sheets and blankets, plates and bowl etc. I was able to take 1 book in with me, that was about it.
How the hell can a prison NOT run an offending behaviour course? I would've thought that would've been the one course that EVERY prison would run?
From personal experience the course are useless, just a box ticking exercise
@@jameskerr6632 I can understand that. But that wasn't my point.
@@kdlofty but it is my point. So that makes it a 1-0 win to me. I’m the best.🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
You provide an insight for victims who need to know what will happen to the perpetrator
Everything is boiled the food is rank.I fond the first day no tvs when I was was in.I remember exercise was maad everyone screwing you tto see what your wearing and people swooping butts .showers I wore my boxers lol😅great content bro👍💯🙏🙏🔥💪💪🥴
First 24 get off induction , get on wing . Get an app n for job .then do your bird
simples
You forgot, getting your picture taken for your ID card an a phone call to tell your family you are back in
Hello william what happens when the prisoner is on the last day in prison and on the day when they are free out of prison.
Not sure if you read these or if the channel is still active but could you do a video on disabled prisoners please mate?
Enjoying your advice William. So far I've avoided being inside but I should've done the way I've behaved. My life approach is to be a loner and destroy any bullies who come it. That makes you look the nutcase when it comes on top in the outside world. Wish I'd done it at school and though I've sailed close to the wind I've done no bird. I often wonder how I'd cope inside. My plan would be blown fairly quickly, I bet!
Bit cringey this comment mind 😮💨
The best way to stay out of prison is become a nonce, those rats barely ever get long sentences
Never been to prison in the UK but plenty of visits to the Sherif’s Court in Forfar in Scotland.
Always laughed that the toilet rolls had ‘Property of Her Majesty’s Government’ written on each sheet of two-ply 😂
I remember when folk used to do the six weeks in the nick instead of paying alimony or child support. It became normal to do the time rather than pay the ridiculous amounts the authorities told you to.
@Dizzy D
It was Thatcherite heseltine who turned it into a commercial enterprise. I doubt it made much money for the hastle it caused.
The same more or less happened with nutter Gordon brown who tried to stop the unemployed benefit claimers earning a few quid on the side helping the subbies.
Keep it going brilliant mate just as it is respect here😅💪💪🥴
I was in prison back in 2020 I did 16 months in Durham Prison it's not as bad as people make out especially in the showers lol
In Singapore they fined people for using their mobile phones whilst driving, people just paid and carried on. They then changed it to 3 days in prison, people stopped using their mobile phones whilst driving. I would like to spend 3 days in prison. It would probably make people hate prison more…
Hello william good video about the prison.
Sounds fucking horrendous , il have to keep being a good lad 😂
Rabbit in caught in head lights 🤣🤣🇬🇧🤘🤙🤙
haha it's crazy thinking about it now
Have you ever come across falsely accused inmates? Or inmates that have been wrongly convicted and then released?
Great stuff mate
It’s only in Feltham
they used to do in 1990 I don’t know about other prison
Man I remember my 1st time in jail its the jungle
Is it easy to make friends in prison?
tezedyden you trust no one
Especially at shower time 😜
So we should take cash yeahh into court before we get remanded??
Yes
@@minigrande1939a lube 😂
@@minigrande1939a lube 😂
What jails u been ?
i like men
I'm from Bradford west Yorkshire and I moved to Scotland in Inverness jail
Depends on the prison and its culture
Billy.i like yr style.,
Im gonna have a very close listen.ive heard 2-3 bits.
i like it when cons talk straight
Sounds from this story that you never had recep ' orderly
lol
nope, never had that job
I hated it when it came to poo time in the cell. Talk about losing dignity. Even worse when your cellmate stinks the cell out. God bless my friends in A Block HMP Norwich
See peepol think it's not scary but if its ur first time so u ackt all bad but wen u bin in 4 bit u learn just keep ur head down don't get in debt .
very true
Sounds awkward as fuck in those cells really puts me off ever going. Total gamble who you get then you gotta do all those private things infront of someone which I think is actually kinda cruel should really put money into proper toilet with door in the cell. Also the sex must drive you crazy not having intimacy and things for months and years potentially but spose can go monk mode and put all that energy into other things like gym 💪🏻 and working out how gunna sort life out.
it's like nothing you've experienced before
The bedding quotes was hilarious just like my initial days in the Army .....bed packs 😮 I used to use cardboard to make it more square and the socks folded up like smiley faces ....I was not aware this happened in prison ....I think the harsh reality of facing the sentence would be overpowering I think I would crack up ....mentally you must change your thought process's from negative to positive which I would find very hard ...survival is your foremost objective a frightening prospect for any inmate .... especially if it's your first time 😮
I’m only 40yo and at the start of my jail career we still had to march, salute screws, and make your bed block in the morning. If u got caught sitting or lying in bed during the day you got put up on charges. Actually the best jail I’ve been in
My first time in prison I stepped in took about 10 steps an someone got shanked in the neck with a sharped chicken leg bone
wow, what jail was that
Hmp reading
You sure it wasn't a lamb shank bone?
I'm not trying to say Reading was a bad prison I was showing people (young people) it's not about going prison but if that's serious question yes I'm sure it was not a lamb shank bone
@Stuart mullen well said this was 2009 so 12 years ago... the prison was shut in 2013 if he knew that he would have probably realised Im not some child trying to big up a prison lol
Bit awkward if you are in their for selling pirated movies and the prison guard lets you watch.. pirated movies
they wouldn't send you to jail for that
@@Ignacyjablonski12 Tell that to America lol
From my memory from the sweat box I was taken Into the jail asked some questions then put in a holding cell untill the nurse/ doctor had checked me over, I was then given my curl prison issue clothes ( jumper t-shirt jogging bottoms blue boxers socks and pumps ) asked what pack I wanted (vape or non vape) then escorted to my cell where I spent the next two weeks in isolation
That's about right, why were you in isolation?
@@WilliamBonneyPodcast covid
Lol you was probably a sex offender
First time I went to prison was 1993 at 15 to Onley in Rugby YOI it's now a mans jail, was a mad experience but in end it's was awesome the jail, gym was good with astro turf football pitch, single bang up well good then next time which wasn't to long was Glen Parva and what a dump noisey place with lots of bullys.
All the lads I met there was nice
Worst thing about prison is the cringe. They talk like cavemen. Have hands in their pants. Walk all tough and bad haircuts
An u hear peepol geten hurt buy ther pad mate an heay screams its scary
I'm I'm prison came in yesterday for murder 35 years
I thourt Channing's wood would of been your local. There a strange lot of people down that neck of the Wood's. They all look the same like a lot of inbreeding goes on
I preferred Dartmoor
Channing's Wood is not a local it's a cat C working prison .The local that way would be Exeter
What did you expect when you went to prison? Dis you expect the Ritz??? Do the crime you do the time!!!!
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Hahah I remember getting nicked for a biggy ...
sitting in police station , I slept that night .. I knew then I was either going camp hill or high point... as that was the kinda character I was then ... this was 97 ....
ended up at high point
9 with a c cat ....
I knew it hahahahha
Plus was on the servery every time n every jail been in as 6’6” lol
Loved pissing in the bacons gravy n custard... or for that special beast ... a doughnut that had been in my arse cheeks for 30 mins ... hahahahhaa
You chat absolute shit bruv.
You would only be serving their food from their wings servery if you was a nonce yourself lad
Them 1 day sentences are grasses! Get someone else do 1 more time!
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Quite clearly you've only done a few months but feel the need to say you've done years
Merry Christmas
5:52
You do the crime expect to do the time boo hoo
Are you three?
You wouldn't last a Day in a prison in south Africa.. criminals are living the dream in Britain's prisons.
100% correct. I wouldn't survive in most shitty prisons around the world.
What if you were agoraphobic and just COULDN'T go into that tiny cell with a stranger? Like you fought the guards hard and insisted that you be given a much larger cell on your own?
😂😂 get real this is prison mate
Wouldn't that be claustrophobic 😜
Looking at going bk in November 14 years since my last sentence did well
Love the accent!