@@Windette HEY WINDETTE I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL U. I ALREADY MADE A COMMENT ABOUT IT ON ANOTHER VIDEO BUT ILL JUST COPYPASTE IT here: Hey, um… i think im the only one to discover this, but there seems to be an entirely uncharted area near the top of crystal peaks. Nobody has any videos about it and i think the only way to get up there would be with mods. There are two entrances, one in Quirrel room, and one in the dream tree room. It seems like there IS something up there. But i cant find it cause i play on switch and cant get cheats. You seem to be on pc so could you please check it out for me? I checked the wiki map and they havent been there either. It seems odd that they havent checked there yet. Edit: i think i know how to get up there without cheats. There is a second entrance in the room with the dream trees, and there are crystal hunters in that room. You know what im gonna do, right? Im gonna pogo up there. Will keep you posted but it might be difficult cause im nail 3 and so i one shot them so its gonna be super hard. If any of you guys could try it too, that would be good. Thats where my comment ends. You have replied to me on more recent videos and im gonna put this there too. I just thought it would be appropriate here. PLEASE. Check it. I cant play for another 8 hours (sleep) and im super curious. Here is where it ends. Im also gonna copy paste this so ignore that.
I don't believe you. I don't believe anyone has ever completed nightmare king Grimm or the pantheon. It just is not physically possible. No way. Nope nope nope. (I'm kidding of course)
@@dando541 I need to kill absolute radiance my dude, I am almost there I just need to kill nightmare king on the last pantheon and I will be able to kill the pure vessel so I can punch that damn moth on its furry face
@@Windette dont worry, those ARE Very Fun tô watch, i have already 100% the game and your guides still Very cool, keep up the good work (and continue with the humor, i love It)
Fun Fact: You can hit the pickaxes that “Myla’s Extended Family” throws and it’ll hit them back dealing the same damage as your nail making them easier to kill
5:26 Remember to have spore shroom on here and have full soul. Unlike the watcher knights, crystal guardian is considered an active boss before you trigger it, spore shroom can kill it
Or if you’re shite at platforming but need to explore! Deep focus plus Grubsong saved my bacon many times before I learned how to suck less at this game. As long as you can stop moving sometimes, it’s a decent combo if any particular jumpy puzzle is rattling your jimmies.
Woop! This tutorial series is probably my favorite little bit of actively developing HK content [that's available for public consumption, anyways ;)], and after having just recently beaten the most intimidating challenge in the whole game (the onslaught I shall not name out of spoilers' sake), it makes for a nostalgic and humorous journey through the memories I've had of playing this game for the first time years ago. Can't wait to see where the series goes next! I'd be excited if it were to eventually expand beyond just area-specific guides at some point too, but you do you first and foremost! Take care, and have a good one!
@@blackmaskly3585 i reached that damn dou of flying blobs of fuck and the where worse than primal aspids, and take a closer look that i somehow wing against sisters of battle no hit
These guides are amazing! They are actual good guides and your comedic range and timing is amazing and the insults are, hate to admit it, pretty relatable 😂 Keep it up, you earned a sub! Good way to get my HK fix 😂
The greatest walk through ever made unironivly. •Good pacing •Good comedy that stops me from wanting me to blow my brains out while watching normal walk throughs. •Helped me out so much
i found these videos AFTER suffering through a lot of the game with pure adhd energy, you make these fights look so easy until I heard you say "in a row" and it made SO MUCH MORE SENSE WHY MY FIGHTS WERE ALWAYS HELL XD great videos dude
when i saw this in my recommended i screamed and clicked on it as fast as i could, you're the funniest youtuber i've seen in a while! and congrats on getting traction!!
Oh wow thanks for this. I really appreciate your guides when having a hard time cause I stoopid. The crystal guardian was so much fun to deal with once I found out he can fire BOTH ATTACKS SIMULTANEOUSLY
I may have squeezed every little bit of content out of this game I could (barring the PoH and PoP, both of which I've at least attempted) but these are still fun to watch, kudos
The title usually feels wrong (as this could honestly be much worse), but the walkthrough is surprisingly accurate to most players' first time. I always liked the crystal peaks purely due to the aesthetic, but it's basically a shiny deepnest.
AYY back at it again :D!! i love these videos ton; ty for creating them! i know the game like the back of my hand, but having a checklist for specific sections is very useful in getting me to focus, so i sort of appreciate these? tyty! the bullying is also very funny :D
I guess its hard to figure out what guide to do next, you have like 4 option: right side city and resting grounds, waterways,kingdoms edge, and acients basin. i would probably do waterways but you could also make a troll video where you do the crystal dash for queens gardens.
Damn you did your fucking research! I'm impressed. You're mostly right. But think about the structure of the vids. We got one spell, then one ability, then another ability, then another spell. Now we have C dash, What do you think might be next? You're smart. You'll figure it out in seconds
@@Windette well if thats the case then it narrows it down a bit but if you think about it you can go waterways for isma, right side city for dream nail, acient basin for monarch but you would probably do right side city first, same thing with kingdoms edge and if your doing intended strats you would have to use waterways for right side city, so im gonna say waterways based on what your saying.
I can't do the path of pain, but I CAN do that long, dark platforming section to the Crystallised Mound while deflecting the Crystal Hunters without taking a single mask of damage. So that counts for something.
So I just picked hollow knight up again, did everything in it except like pantheon 5, but it’s been awhile, found this weird little “walk through” for the dummies videos are just amazing, helps me remember things and god damn you’re funny, one of the best of any hallow knight you tuber I’ve seen in a month or 2.
Me who has 112% and beaten the Pantheon of Hallownest watching this video directed towards people who have no clue what they're doing: *hehe, insulty man is funny*
this channel really is the best i can learn more about hollow knight aka one of the best games ive every played (even though im really bad at it) AND be yelled at and insulted by random strangers on the internet :) talk about a win-win situation
And to think this was the first video I watched of Windette, I immediately left because of the swearing warning but eventually came back. And god I'm glad I did.
at 6:38 if you ignore the hole and go all the way to the right there is a opportunity to get a grub without the monarch wings with a well placed pogo on a breakable crystal near the ledge of the platform you want to jump on to
I always watch ur videos... and i never ONCE watched it for info, I always watch them to laugh... its like my safe place.. quite weird i know, but your videos make me really happy and calm :)
I think he’s accepted the fact that he’s covering the whole game for us.
Think ?
He better bring us along all the way to true ending ;)
Can't wait for white Palace with a cut scene side goal
Damn straight
It's like a let's play only with more insults.
When you allready 112% the game but still want to get insulted.
Same tbh
I too, am a masochist
Ikr
True
I mean, we got 112%. Clearly we hate ourselves, right?
I just realized that he didn’t mention the really annoying shooty flying things in this area. I thought windette would have a fun time with that
he's leaving them for the people who are actually using this as a guide to discover and loathe on their own
No, he’s gonna make an individual guide for them.
You mean the crystal hunters? Yeah screw those things, I hate them SO MUCH
@@SunbrokenHunter GOD THEY’RE SO BAD
they're the primal aspids of crystal peak
I died in Crystal Peaks in my Steel Soul run yesterday, it's a fresh wound
As much as I hate to admit it...I can relate.
Me too
lost my last run to a sibling, lost my 1st run to crystal peak, lol.
Two days ago, but yeah same :/
@@treesimp6686 you got vengful Spirit in your First run?
Me who is already at God home trying to finish the pantheons:
Yes yes insult me more
Asadhehk I mean- same here
Same. Currently just practicing pure vessel and nkg because pantheon of the knight is clearly going to destroy me.
Same. Trying to beat pantheon 4 currently.
Hornet 2 is murdering me
It is difficult to state how good these videos are, both as actual guides and comedy pieces
Aww what a cool comment. I love reading stuff like this. Makes my week
Thanks for makin these man. Easily some of the best content i've seen for a while
@@Windette are u being sadistic
@@Windette HEY WINDETTE I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL U. I ALREADY MADE A COMMENT ABOUT IT ON ANOTHER VIDEO BUT ILL JUST COPYPASTE IT here: Hey, um… i think im the only one to discover this, but there seems to be an entirely uncharted area near the top of crystal peaks. Nobody has any videos about it and i think the only way to get up there would be with mods. There are two entrances, one in Quirrel room, and one in the dream tree room. It seems like there IS something up there. But i cant find it cause i play on switch and cant get cheats. You seem to be on pc so could you please check it out for me? I checked the wiki map and they havent been there either. It seems odd that they havent checked there yet.
Edit: i think i know how to get up there without cheats. There is a second entrance in the room with the dream trees, and there are crystal hunters in that room. You know what im gonna do, right? Im gonna pogo up there. Will keep you posted but it might be difficult cause im nail 3 and so i one shot them so its gonna be super hard. If any of you guys could try it too, that would be good.
Thats where my comment ends. You have replied to me on more recent videos and im gonna put this there too. I just thought it would be appropriate here. PLEASE. Check it. I cant play for another 8 hours (sleep) and im super curious. Here is where it ends. Im also gonna copy paste this so ignore that.
@@DeXyfero Yeah i've been there its a pretty cool lil area I found it on my own. You can definetly find a guide online on how to get there.
when you have 100% achievements but still need an insulting guide to tell you what to do...
I don't believe you. I don't believe anyone has ever completed nightmare king Grimm or the pantheon. It just is not physically possible. No way. Nope nope nope. (I'm kidding of course)
@@Nibbitrings I know it’s a joke, but you don’t need to beat up all the pantheons because of funny 112% instead of normal 100%
@@dando541 I need to kill absolute radiance my dude, I am almost there I just need to kill nightmare king on the last pantheon and I will be able to kill the pure vessel so I can punch that damn moth on its furry face
@@sebastiantafoya3609 yes
Did I manage to make it look difficult enough?
Instructions unclear. Managed to commit multiple warcrimes in the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.
"Yeah this looks hard to beat." -Potential Soggy Dumpster Fire
No it is still harder than you made it appear
question: next tutorial, maybe resting grounds? main objectives could be dreamnail and the upgraded down spell
Yeah pretty much
2:43 when you acctualy learn something New in a Guide that was supposted to be useless
But... But I try to make it a useful guide I pwomise
@@Windette dont worry, those ARE Very Fun tô watch, i have already 100% the game and your guides still Very cool, keep up the good work (and continue with the humor, i love It)
@@geblordofchaos2965 have you 112% it yet
@@craigmccune6066 111% i ONLY didnt beat phanteon of hallownest and the knight
@@geblordofchaos2965 true
Even tho I have completed the game this masochist tutorials are goood
Markiplier would love it
Same
@@itsdudu168 I see u are cultured as well
I completely agree
Same here
The "Wow! Actual garbage" took me out 😂
I just completed the entire game with all the achievements. AKA I'm not here to learn I'm here to be insulted
7:23 I completed this section with only one death. I guess it's a good thing that I played Celeste so much.
*Breaking analog stick intensifies*
I did it first try using deep focus thinking it was usable
@@ddt9292 how did you even get deep focus
@@zzedixx I think we just caught this man in a lie
You died there?
Fun Fact: You can hit the pickaxes that “Myla’s Extended Family” throws and it’ll hit them back dealing the same damage as your nail making them easier to kill
Ah yes Myla's extended family's extended death
You should do coliseum of fools separately from kingdom’s edge
Probably will have to yeah
Yes
@@Windette I hope you have plenty of insults up your sleeves for all the fools who try this place (me, I'm the fool .-.)
I feel most of colliseum will be "Remember this enemy? Here's that but they look different and are harder"
@@terrahatvol7960 well, it ain't the coliseum of fools for nothing.
5:26 Remember to have spore shroom on here and have full soul. Unlike the watcher knights, crystal guardian is considered an active boss before you trigger it, spore shroom can kill it
Or defenders crest… Literally just a charm that can damage him
def crest is patched
@@yugdargan7214 Depends on the platform. I don't think it was ever patched on Switch.
or you can dreamnail em for soul and vengeful spirit outside the arena then repeat
deep focus has one actual use case: pairing it with defender's crest, spore shroom and shape of unn, to become the fragrant god of flatulence
ah yes... kill them with the sweet perfume of death
Daddy double-D would be so proud! he's shown me the jolly path to true knighthood. ~
Or if you’re shite at platforming but need to explore! Deep focus plus Grubsong saved my bacon many times before I learned how to suck less at this game. As long as you can stop moving sometimes, it’s a decent combo if any particular jumpy puzzle is rattling your jimmies.
I don’t usually like self-depreciating humour, but this is actually hilarious
I like how I got a midroll at the exact moment the crystal heart thingy erupted
Me 2 dude. I thought the explosion broke my utube
I didn’t even realise that it does look like the grub got stuck again, and I cannot unsee that, my day is better now.
Woop! This tutorial series is probably my favorite little bit of actively developing HK content [that's available for public consumption, anyways ;)], and after having just recently beaten the most intimidating challenge in the whole game (the onslaught I shall not name out of spoilers' sake), it makes for a nostalgic and humorous journey through the memories I've had of playing this game for the first time years ago.
Can't wait to see where the series goes next! I'd be excited if it were to eventually expand beyond just area-specific guides at some point too, but you do you first and foremost! Take care, and have a good one!
is it p5?
@@zzedixx indeed, P5
They asked for the spoilers anyways and got them! What a brilliant set of replies
@@blackmaskly3585 i reached that damn dou of flying blobs of fuck and the where worse than primal aspids, and take a closer look that i somehow wing against sisters of battle no hit
3:46 listen that grub got stuck again within 5 seconds and im still the incompetent one?
I've been waiting to send this continuation to my friend. I'm loving this so much.
6:30 I think I found this way funnier than it should’ve been.
ah, I needed you to continue this series. funny as hell and really fun to watch. Thanks for the awesome content man
You're very welcome 😁 it's comments like these that get me to make the next one
2:23- that’s two rapid, obscure Disney References in a short amount of time and I LOVE it.
After this series is complete, we need Hollow Knight Explained in Compliments.
0:14 that's the best thing i've ever heard in an intro
These guides are amazing! They are actual good guides and your comedic range and timing is amazing and the insults are, hate to admit it, pretty relatable 😂
Keep it up, you earned a sub!
Good way to get my HK fix 😂
I CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF THE ACTUAL KNIGHT!!!
The greatest walk through ever made unironivly.
•Good pacing
•Good comedy that stops me from wanting me to blow my brains out while watching normal walk throughs.
•Helped me out so much
I spent way too long in crystal peaks that I needed to look up a wiki for where crystal heart is
I completed it 3 times already, and yet, i forgot one slug, where da fuck i encounter cristal dash, and i still got jumped by enraged guardian
i found these videos AFTER suffering through a lot of the game with pure adhd energy, you make these fights look so easy until I heard you say "in a row" and it made SO MUCH MORE SENSE WHY MY FIGHTS WERE ALWAYS HELL XD great videos dude
I just finished watching the other ones!!!! Glad this is out
Windette: assumes all who beat the crystal guardian are out of breath
Me: "... HOLY FUCK! YES! BURN IN HELL YOU FREAKING GOKU WANNABE! WOOOOO!!"
Instructions unclear
Im now in godhome and have completed the pantheon of the knight with all bindings on
10:08 tiso saying *Sere ma* means shitting me in my language...
when i saw this in my recommended i screamed and clicked on it as fast as i could, you're the funniest youtuber i've seen in a while! and congrats on getting traction!!
Awww! Awww wholesome comments!!! I love getting these 😍
@@Windette you're welcome dude!
Great as always, Windette
YES ANOTHER ONE! PLEASE KEEP MAKING THEM I LOVE THEM THEY ARE SO FUNNY, IM ALOMST DONE WITH THE GAME BUT THESE AMAZING
Oh wow thanks for this. I really appreciate your guides when having a hard time cause I stoopid. The crystal guardian was so much fun to deal with once I found out he can fire BOTH ATTACKS SIMULTANEOUSLY
Subed for this series
I find these guides even more funnier as my first and only playthrough looked exactly like that
9:32 I hate this ledge so much
it is the bane of my existence
I may have squeezed every little bit of content out of this game I could (barring the PoH and PoP, both of which I've at least attempted) but these are still fun to watch, kudos
(1:25)
As per the usual there’s *BoNuS dUcKs*
I think this is one of my favourite things that has popped up in my recommended 😆 I'm loving this
The title usually feels wrong (as this could honestly be much worse), but the walkthrough is surprisingly accurate to most players' first time. I always liked the crystal peaks purely due to the aesthetic, but it's basically a shiny deepnest.
AYY back at it again :D!! i love these videos ton; ty for creating them! i know the game like the back of my hand, but having a checklist for specific sections is very useful in getting me to focus, so i sort of appreciate these? tyty! the bullying is also very funny :D
I guess its hard to figure out what guide to do next, you have like 4 option: right side city and resting grounds, waterways,kingdoms edge, and acients basin. i would probably do waterways but you could also make a troll video where you do the crystal dash for queens gardens.
Damn you did your fucking research! I'm impressed. You're mostly right. But think about the structure of the vids. We got one spell, then one ability, then another ability, then another spell. Now we have C dash, What do you think might be next?
You're smart. You'll figure it out in seconds
@@Windette well if thats the case
then it narrows it down a bit but if you think about it you can go waterways for isma, right side city for dream nail, acient basin for monarch but you would probably do right side city first, same thing with kingdoms edge and if your doing intended strats you would have to use waterways for right side city, so im gonna say waterways based on what your saying.
@@Windette wraiths i assume?
Hey, remember this charm.
It's going to be very useful once you start hearing buzzsaws.
NGL, for a second you manage to trigger my PTSD, and i heard a buzzsaw 5 second after reading your comment
7:47 I beat that first time as a new player 😂
I always read your sub count as 339 k subs but when i blink again i remember youre criminally underrated
If I'm being honest, Deep Focus is actually a good charm.
Just not in boss fights.
i suppose it lets you heal twice for one lot of soul, but its just generally pretty bad, especially as it takes up 4 notches
Genuinely feels like this can be a hollow knight official promotion with satire, really good content keep it up
I can't do the path of pain, but I CAN do that long, dark platforming section to the Crystallised Mound while deflecting the Crystal Hunters without taking a single mask of damage. So that counts for something.
that is definitely a lot harder than path of pain, im impressed
So I just picked hollow knight up again, did everything in it except like pantheon 5, but it’s been awhile, found this weird little “walk through” for the dummies videos are just amazing, helps me remember things and god damn you’re funny, one of the best of any hallow knight you tuber I’ve seen in a month or 2.
I gotchu fam 😁
He became famous for insulting people LOL
@sticksomething rude
This made me laugh harder than it should
THANK YOU. PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE VIDEOS. WE LOVE THEM.
5:31
For you idiots who can't win this easy boss use the defender's crest and just stay in front of him seriosly you can't fu** this up
I just... didn't fight him, when i got abyss shriek and shade soul and coiled nail THEN i killed gim
I just... didn't fight him, when i got abyss shriek and shade soul and coiled nail THEN i killed gim
I just... didn't fight him, when i got abyss shriek and shade soul and coiled nail THEN i killed him
These are so entertaining! Also optimal routing is pretty neat to see in this format, even after beating the game!
Script writer by design. Speedrunner by trade. Window cleaner by name
4:52 Truth
Me who has 112% and beaten the Pantheon of Hallownest watching this video directed towards people who have no clue what they're doing:
*hehe, insulty man is funny*
will ancient basin be next, seriously these next parts of the game I feel like you go everywhere to get what you need.
Ur one of the smart ones you are
*brain explodes*
Can't wait for your next insult, it's brighten my mind, now I have the courage to proceed in this Crystal Purgatory
masochist time
I could honestly watch you yell wisecracks playing Hollow Knight all day, dude! This is brilliant
Wait if you get flattened in a 2D game, do you become 1D?
Wasn’t expecting the new vid but I’m happy to see it
yes daddy more
@sticksomething wtf u strait?
@@opiret44 reject straight, return to Lego Ninjago
Windette: “welcome to hell”
Me: laughs in deepnest
Instructions unclear, fell into a big chasm and got the dream nail
ah yes "BONUS DUCKS!!"
love you're content btw💙💙
I love these videos, they're so funny. It also helps that I love Hollow Knight in general.
~~I'm just going to mention that if you're already 2 dimensional, becoming a pancake would mean you become a line, or a 1d pancake.~~
this channel really is the best
i can learn more about hollow knight aka one of the best games ive every played (even though im really bad at it)
AND be yelled at and insulted by random strangers on the internet :)
talk about a win-win situation
you were so right about the jump in cornifers room was the hardest trick of crystal peak for me
If windette says that deep focus is bad and he's helped me throughout the game
imma not even question
Windette: About Crystal Guardian: 'This guy's a total pushover.'
Me: After dying like 10 times: EXCUSE ME??
And to think this was the first video I watched of Windette, I immediately left because of the swearing warning but eventually came back.
And god I'm glad I did.
Epic gamer trick: Use your spells to kill a lot of the enemies in this area
1:10 I can't tell you how much time I have been waiting for someone to acknowledge that crystal dash is just hardcore yeet power
Thank you for boosting my well being.
This series just keeps getting better
at 6:38 if you ignore the hole and go all the way to the right there is a opportunity to get a grub without the monarch wings with a well placed pogo on a breakable crystal near the ledge of the platform you want to jump on to
This is so funny and well edited!
earlier with the crystal guardian: [ *Pure panic* ]
Windette like 2 seconds later: this guy is a total pushover-
9:41 dfocus+shape of unn+quick focus+longnail= best radiance build not even joking
5:40 some attacks don’t actually wake him up, for example the dreamshield charm. Just use that to kill him without doing anything lol
ah yes i do love myself some good bonus ducks from tf2
when the server has on command sounds enabled: BONUS DUCKS!
7:26 ahhh yeeee eeee fuck ahhhhhh wooo eeerrrrr * cries* woooo hhhhahahahah wooo i did it
Insulting guide to blue lake
It's just a fucking lake... What more do you want?!
wow, this actualy helped
I always watch ur videos... and i never ONCE watched it for info, I always watch them to laugh... its like my safe place.. quite weird i know, but your videos make me really happy and calm :)
I have never seen your videos but I think you are way better then the other guides I watched you are funny
Me: *studies all night for test*
My brain: "Yeah, we're ready!"
*The next morning*
My brain: 2:23
The funniest thing about Windette are his awesome voice-cracks. They are really funny to me (don't ask me why) and very well placed.
1:32 oh yeah…. T H E B E N C H
Did I enjoy this?
With every cell of my body.
Do I have questions for myself?
Absolutely.
good. You're learning
i can't believe i almost turned off my computer before getting my daily allotment of "ow, why did that hurt me so personally?"
You can’t say they are invincible and just straight up murder them just after