some bloopers from phil is not on fire 9
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♫ _hi my name's dan and you can see my thigh, why? i don't know but he's the guy with his flesh on show what a ho t h a t' s o u r d a n_ ♫
bec my new ring tone tbh
“Whisk me daddy”
“Not this year”
BAHAHAHA IM FINE
Eden Caswell
KSKSKSKSKS
Eden Caswell yeah, I think I need to lay down for a bit.
Eden Caswell same
hi eden
eden wtf i always see you ahhaha
Therapist: What happened?
Dan: Well I was dressed as cheese
Noodledog755 lmao
“J’habite à formage”. I probably didn’t spell that right, but I think I heard Phil say I live in cheese, and dan say I love cheese...
that made me laugh soooo hard, idk why
Dan: We made this weird,
*A second later*
Still Dan: Whisk me Daddy
I am dan
We are all Dan
Who is Dan, really
What is Dan?
Why is Dan?
"What happened?"
"Well, I was dressed as cheese..."
japansace that part killed me😂
that's what he talks about in therapy
I'm dressed as cheese. Normal.
Abby I literally cried
😂😂😂
“Hi my name’s Dan,
You can see my thigh;
Why?
I don’t know but he’s the guy
With his flesh on show
What a ho;
That’s.
Our.
Dan”
~Daniel Howell, 2017
The timestamp is 4:33
@@Ruby-pi4jm Thanks, I need to go back to this timestamp
*that phat **_phillussy_*
manikaaa i’m laugjibg so harf
@@stayalivefren6485 *"laugjibg so harf"*
Smiley Puff _im never able to type right_ *_leave me alone >:’(_*
@@stayalivefren6485 its a joke! I'm kidding!
Smiley Puff i KnOoOoOoW, i was joking too hsjvsjshwj
we finally have context about "ask her about your pain places and work them."
C a n I B e A e s t h e t i c WHAT DID I MISS?
@@hmmmokie4338 1:48 he says ask her about your pain places and work them.
and in their video 'dan and phil read their text messages' or something like that, that text message is there.
C a n I B e A e s t h e t i c I WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF ANYBODY WOULD COMMENT ABOUT THIS!!
What? Their is no context to it.......? I’m confused
Katie Bruce in another video where they’re reading their texts they explain it
“Show me that phat PHILUSSY”
IM HYPERVENTILATING
Ya Wyfe. YEAH AND LIKE DAN MUST HAVE MADE THAT LIKE OML DANIEL WOW IM SORRY IK THEYRE PROBS JUST FRIENDS BUT THIS VIDEO IN PARTICULAR WAS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
I WAS LOOKING FOR THESE COMMENTS WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THAT DITTY
*_TWO BROS_** CHILLIN ON THE BED NO FEET APART CUZ THEY'RE-*
GAIIIIIII
LMAOOOOOO
Its so hard to read this and not fill it in in my head
wonderful friends... did i do good
Husbands
I’m still crying over philussy
Oh hey this got a lot of likes
Same 😭
9:25 btw
I feel like dan made that video
@@kurclara5091 obviously he did lmao
Dan: Whisk me, daddy
Phil: No, not this year
Me: jeSUS GUYS-
iT HiTs DiFfErEnT
im still waiting
"this whole thing is weird. we made it weird." one jumpcut later, "whisk me daddy"
You can NOT tell me Phil approved that last bit at the end.
Faith I think he just laughed and then walked away
I think he said no but Dan did it anyway because he's a rebel.
Faith I'm sure he didn't I can hear him now Phil: **laughing** NO! That's horrible! We can't put that in-DAN!
But Danny is SAVAGGGE
I was so, confused? I can't even describe what I was feeling when I saw it; but it was fucking funny
youtube 2017: let's not recommend this
dan: so basically i am ga-
youtube 2019: *RECOMMENDING INTENSIFIES*
there's jumpcuts so where's the blooper's bloopers
Yes. WHERE?
i need the full length uncut footage from every pinof ever filmed
cat that's not legal
Is that Ben
@@mimiHTcat y e s
"whisk me daddy” excuse me
curlytaco they arent even hiding it now
Same
that eye contact too
"Not this year" and then having to explain that lmao
also that is the second time dan called him daddy that day (to our knowledge)
'hi my names dan and you can see my thigh,
why? i don't know,
but he's the guy with his flesh on show,
What a ho,
thats
Our
dan'
👏👏👏👏👏👏
- Dan Howell 2017
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
MERRY THIGHMESSS ♥
It’s going on the ladders ep
just a real quick reminder that pinof 10 will be the first one with dan's curly hair and phil's quiff
i'm S H O O K
@seoulma I'M CRAFTING
Chiary.is.not.amazing do people still say crafting oh my god
@@oppahomelessstyle3744 I like saying it lmao please don't judge
And will be the last
And the last one😭
OMG I REMEMBER WHY THAT TROWEL LOOKS FAMILIAR!! IT’S FROM THE DAN AND PHIL AND DOGS CALENDAR! IT’S IN THE JULY PICTURE!
Best thing to point out ever XD
wow that's impressive
"Dan, you're a hamster. Phil, you're a gallon of milk. Traumatize us! :D"
*NOT TODAY, SATAN*
ShiningFennec sometimes, earth feels worse than hell
Ashley the fangirl it's a reference to the hat fic
only look it up if you wanna be traumatized
ShiningFennec I hate the hat fic!!!!
Well now we know both of them have read hat fic
Ashley the fangirl DONT RUIN YOUR LIFE
Okay, so can we talk about the
*h o r r i f y i n g a b o m i n a t i o n*
at the end
that somehow also deserves an academy award
Hannah Lewis i would just like to highlight that dan edited this video....
just saying
NoHomoHowell Who? Your name suits this convo
IT TRULY DOES
Hannah Lewis NO
NoHomoHowell Who? Haha your name killed me XD
*_we all know why we're here again_*
I’m going on a DnP marathon trying to find these kind of comments hahahah
@@taneza1989 sameee
No hate but I am so tired of these comments. No comment section is safe
@@autumnschwiederowski3273 agreed, they're all so annoying
tarunika bro since that vid they have been on my recommended and i forgot how much i love them so i am rewatching everything
“what? what does that mean?” IT WAS SENT TO YOU
talia yeah I know right,I was so confused when I watched it back again 😂
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
timestamp??
phil: *is regretting his decision of giving dan the footage
so many regrets...
It was Phil who edited this
lol
I feel like dan stole this from phil
"Whisk me daddy"
"No not this year"
Hanna B so next year?
merrt xmas hannahhh ♥
He mentions no whisking but never tells him to not call him daddy lol
Phil: disease
Dan: dE snEeZE
We've come a long way
Agreed👌👌
indeed we have
Yes yes we have
"Hi, my name's Dan, you can see my thigh. Why? I don't know, but he's the guy with his flesh on show. What a hoe. That's. Our. Dan."
Damn these songs just get better and better, 11/10 Dan you should be on Britain's Got Talent. 👏
His voice was so nice-sounding too...
WowItsBailey
Ikr 😂👌
Susan Giroux
Ikr! Lizards is also included, and Hyper Kirby!
Confused Nuki i knw right
PhanAtTheGleekTrash
Ok, but like same though 😂
hi my name’s dan and you can see my thigh
why? i don’t know but he’s the guy
with his flesh on show
what a ho
that’s
our
dan
This song should've been Christmas no.1
thanks (i guess?) for the lyrics
*That's...*
*Our...*
*Dan...*
WHERE THE FRUCK WAS THE G-NOTE WARNING HMM? IM SH00K
69 likes ur welcome
This was my warning thank you
hehe i was the one who suggested the g note thing on twitter back then
@@ruetube jokes on you, the g note can't hurt us anymore
"Whisk me daddy" -Dan
"Not this year" -Phil
Me: Unmmmmm Phil
Autumn Echo i was ur 666 like lol
Well I guess it was this year
Daphne L damn you took my comment!! 😂
*Flash forward to 2019*
O h
"Whisk me daddy"
"no. NOT THIS YEAR"
i can't... i just... i can't...
dogeisnotonfire
Next year maybe😏😉
yeah, or maybe in 2022 :D
I actually died tbh 😂
same. I had to pause the video...
4:16 OH MA GOD THE SUBTITLES
The wild Phil Lester is creating a noise, including a pure, a bird noise and a choking sound but we still love him
Very true subtitles.
Oh my god
4:33 I just started singing this randomly to myself in class.....the teacher was concerned, the kid beside me (who is one of my friends) just looked at me called me a physco fleshy person and continued his work
Don't worry, we're all psycho fleshy people on the inside
I'm cackling imagining this.
I-
One time I was showing the internet is here in class to my friends and my teacher was like 👁👄👁
That’s
Our
Dan
I think that’s my favourite bit in the whole thing
Char Lotte well yeah there’s that too 😂
Macey King **dad xD
What time pls
Macey King damn right
*THAT ENDING THO. I WASN'T READY..*
InternetHobo no one was
InternetHobo I AM WEEPING
InternetHobo I don't think anyone was. I sure wasnt. I am deceased
I’m actually dead rn
I’m forever not okay
THE TEXT MESSAGE FROM DAN IS FINALLY EXPLAINED ALMOST A YEAR LATER
Haha that's nice 👀
phil : hey daniel, i can hold the whole world in my hands
dan :
dan : that' impossible
0:51
My whole world is also bread
STOP MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
THAT PHAT PHILUSSY
Lady door*
why why WHY
Lily Ballard more like PHIL PHUSSY
The fact that this has a “translate to English” option is so funny, especially when it changes to “That Phat Philosophy” I’m howling 😂
"Dan you're a hamster, Phil you're a gallon of milk." Thus the Hat Fic and Milk fic crossover begins....
Part of me wants to read this now and the other wants to kill whoever will write it
Jasmine Schedgick no. pls.
Jasmine Schedgick FUCKING NOOOOOO
it traumatized me knowing that they know about it
Which one is the hat fic I’m new...
anyone else notice the pain places text in their most recent video
I love how Phil said "I live in cheese" in french, implying that he feels most alive when wearing the cheese costume😂
“Whisk me daddy”
“Not this year”
mISTakE
Brinley W. What time
miSTAKES WERE MADE
sad potato found iT and TRUE
Best lines in this vid : "that laddy p is one thicc bih" "whisk me daddy" "what happened? Well I was jut dressed as cheese" "aww fck it's made of wood!" "give me more of a table "
That's
our
Dan
"I submit!"
"The pen-is under my butt!"
I've just realized something..
They used to draw the whiskers on themselves by looking in the view finder and now they draw them on each other
hMMMMMMMMMM 🤔🤔🤔🤔
You have no idea... June 13th was a special day
so what we can determine is they lost their viewfinder
Holly Hales june 13?
"where the pen-is phil?"
"phil, where the pen-is?"
"pen-is where?"
"pen-is under my butt"
*FUCK-IN-FIN-A-LLY*
Isagail SAME
EX-FUCK-IN-XACT-LY
I ruined the 666, I apologise, danandphilcrafts. Anyway, I read that in Zacs voice from the collegehumour skit about Grant being bi haha
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Watch Philly A R C H that bacc
neumillennium oh yes 👌🏻
I’m dead
Can we just appreciate how soft they both look at 0:52
@SK - 09ZZ - Streetsville SS (2552) NOPE
THE WAY PHIL WAS GENTLY HOLDING DAN’S FACE
You know why I'm here
Yes👌
"Whisk me daddy"
"No, not this year"
... So like...next year?
Maybe the year after
We've got to pray to the memelords for next year
Nugget Salisivary let's do it
"This is weird. We made it weird."
Uh, Dan, when was this not weird?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Phil: * screams at Dan’s forehead *
*These hit different* (sorry for being a weird phannie I'm just freaking out) *im panicking* *HELP*
0:51
2:32
3:06
i love how none of us are even doubting that dan edited that last part
a rare meme turn on captions! It says he dan did it! And that's. Our. Dan.
Plot twist: it was Phil.
That Laddy P
AvaTheAvacado128 captions are contributed by viewers though right? And yes lol that's. our. Dan.
Mama Steve Is one thicc bih
Phil later regretted letting Dan make bloopers
Without a doubt
*WE'RE INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS* *INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS* *WE DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS OR NOT, WE JUST WANNA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT* *BECAUSE WE'RE INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS*
Dan:
It’s the Interactive Introverts,
If no one shows up our feelings will be hurt.
But if you do you’ll have a really great time!
I don’t know how this has managed to rhyme.
Me:
Oh me gowd, he actually did something impressive 😂
Phil's voice when he's asking Dan if he really scared him **kill me**
When he went "yEsSssSsSs" too *dead inside*
time?
SO DEEP SOMEONE STAB ME PLEASE
what time?
That last part made me think I was watching some weird Dan and Phil Crack video, I´m shook
E V me too!!!
IKR
SAME ONE I SCREAMED
Now we know who makes the crack vids
E V Same!
Dan: whisk me Daddy
Phil: *continues normally* not this year
Me: 0_o
I feel like if they released the full unedited footage it would be too powerful
Graves would be dug and screams heard.
Dan: *"Whisk me daddy"*
Me: nO, WE'rE nOT doINg THiS
Not this year 😂
Half way through the video I forgot this was the actual bloopers and not a crack video....
"Where the pen is" is now my inside joke. I'm trying to train my friends that when I say pen is where to respond with pen is gone. They are not cooperating. It's like when I was trying to teach them the spoon handshake Thing from markimoo
**holds arm up**
*_s p o o n_*
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PHAT PHILUSSY KASFHJLKSAHDFLKSDJ
The bloopers are literally just a second Pinof
IKR THATS WHAT I WAS GINNA SAY
*That’s *Gonna.
I swear I can spell.
Thearapist: What happened?
Dan: Well, i was dressed as cheese-
"ew you made it weird"
*literally 5 seconds later*
"whisk me daddy"
Fun Fact: For like 9 months, I had Dan’s “Hi my name’s Dan, you can see my thigh” song as my alarm and I cannot remember why
i can't believe you made me read the word "philussy" with my own two eyes. i cant believe you done this
jules *i can’t believe you’ve done this*
Mary Elizabeth Vine is life 😂
Mary Elizabeth nice memeage. My mind thought the same thing lmao xD
Why is nobody talking about how Phil held Dan's face when he said the whiskers were lopsided!?!?
right???? im cryin in the damn club
Yes!!! I died!!!
Ikrrr
Yeeess omg!
i criedd
WHERE WAS MY G-NOTE WARNING?!?!?!
Dan: Ask her about your pain places and work them.
Me: *SEES VIDEO ON WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER*
That phillussy moment will forever stay in history
True
*grammar*
Andrew Chibigere yes 😂😂😂
Andrew Chibigere Yep. Embarrassed Phil and tramitized Phans.
lol sorry, fixed
that’s.
our.
dan.
katya w. i started to like it but realized it was at 420
can we just appreciate that its been nearly ten years and dan still isnt over Hello Internet
Okay but why do I remember everything so perfectly??? I literally watched this 5 years ago
Honestly same
WHEN PHIL GRABBED DANS FACE IN THE BEGINNING I WAS SCREAMING
OMFG same just same i died
same
For the ending, Dan had to sit down and think, "this is a thing I am going to make. This is definitley a good idea and will benefit everyone."
I mean, he wasn’t wrong
"It's a bit lopsided, as usual"
"I think you just summed up your whole life"
As in... n o t s t r a i g h t
*looks disgusted*
Phil: why what have you found?
Dan: oversized playing cards and a *trowel* ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skye Mc when you read *trowel* in Dan's shocked high pitch voice 😂
New series: What's Under Phil's Bed? :P
Dan Trowel (literally why does everything rhyme with his name)
Damn Trowel...
Phil murdered the queen of hearts and buried her body
*whisk me daddy~~~*
*not this year*
*_n o t t h i s y e a r_*
*nothing below the belt*
*i’ll wHIP*
*i wanted to make a loud **_bang_*
dan and phil everyone
that one person with no soul 😂
that one person with no soul DAN AND PHIL QUOTES 2017
BUT THIS TIME
IT'S EVEN GAYER
That laddy P is one thicc bih show me
that phat philussy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ok but the way phil held dans face when h said the whiskers were a little lopsided was so cute-
Phil responded to that torture question so so quickly how long has he been thinking about that
“Whisk me Daddy”
“Not this year”
“....”
LolaSR •_• Not THIS YEAR
WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
*in case you haven't noticed im a weirdo. im weird. i don't fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.*
Emily O'Brien
That's WwWbRBrEiEiBrBrBreiRdDd
I read that in dan’s voice. I’m doomed 😂
Cookies Are good Same,we are trash
Emily O'Brien i read this... as the video played that part...
Out of topic, but i ruined the 666 likes
9:25 -
For anyone whos bad day and needs a laugh.
*That song killed me though* 😂
6:29 “I live in cheese” Phil wtf
"J'habite au fromage"
"I live in a cheese"
"J'amor fromage"
UH DAN WAS WEARING THE CHEESE WHEN PHIL SAID THAT..
Phil lives in Dan
Hehehe
I love how whenever Dan sneezes, he looks so shook after, and Phil is like 'ew get away, disease'
Cutie Peeps *Di-sneeze*
Lmao when I cough or sneeze I just say fuck after it
Cutie Peeps
I'm Dan in the situation and Phil is all my friends 😂 like seriously every time I sneeze I look really disturbed afterwards or I just scream shit, or both 😂
Did you know that the face you make before you sneeze is your orgasm face. Just a quick fact
Got the context of the text finally.
Phil is so beautifully cute and sweet. I can imagine him as a little kid screaming because of loud noises. My little BABBBYYYYYY❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*phil’s version of the world ending*
everyone, this is the end. hug your loved ones and pray for another world!
*dan’s version of the world ending*
CeLaBrAtE gOoD tImEs, CoMe On!
Me in every situation
Lol
You can tell which one has depression
If I were asked the same question, my answer would be similar to Dan's.
It would be the following:
"It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
Dan is literally me
Phil you *_spork_*
Macey King You have 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it so here 👍
Macey King
That will never end 👏
HOW COME U GET SO MANY LIKES ON EVERY DAMN COMMENT YOU POST?! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE OMG
I love that insult
peng ting I DONT KNOW I JUST SAY RANDOM SHIT THAT I THINK IS FUNNY
3:45 this is so precious
my last text was "also i'm surprised all the furniture is free" so i'm probably gonna get gunned down for robbing an ikea or smth
Okay but Phil when he said "it's a bit lopsided, as usual. But I tried" is my favorite thing EVER