"Hi, my name's Dan, you can see my thigh. Why? I don't know, but he's the guy with his flesh on show. What a hoe. That's. Our. Dan." Damn these songs just get better and better, 11/10 Dan you should be on Britain's Got Talent. 👏
@@hmmmokie4338 1:48 he says ask her about your pain places and work them. and in their video 'dan and phil read their text messages' or something like that, that text message is there.
*phil’s version of the world ending* everyone, this is the end. hug your loved ones and pray for another world! *dan’s version of the world ending* CeLaBrAtE gOoD tImEs, CoMe On!
If I were asked the same question, my answer would be similar to Dan's. It would be the following: "It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
Ya Wyfe. YEAH AND LIKE DAN MUST HAVE MADE THAT LIKE OML DANIEL WOW IM SORRY IK THEYRE PROBS JUST FRIENDS BUT THIS VIDEO IN PARTICULAR WAS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Some iconic moments from this video: 1. *Thats our Dan* 2. Whisk me daddy - no, not this year. 3. The entire fuCKING ENDING OF THAT VIDEO. I'm laughing harder than I should.
Best lines in this vid : "that laddy p is one thicc bih" "whisk me daddy" "what happened? Well I was jut dressed as cheese" "aww fck it's made of wood!" "give me more of a table "
Cutie Peeps I'm Dan in the situation and Phil is all my friends 😂 like seriously every time I sneeze I look really disturbed afterwards or I just scream shit, or both 😂
*whisk me daddy~~~* *not this year* *_n o t t h i s y e a r_* *nothing below the belt* *i’ll wHIP* *i wanted to make a loud **_bang_* dan and phil everyone
4:33 I just started singing this randomly to myself in class.....the teacher was concerned, the kid beside me (who is one of my friends) just looked at me called me a physco fleshy person and continued his work
*WE'RE INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS* *INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS* *WE DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS OR NOT, WE JUST WANNA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT* *BECAUSE WE'RE INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS*
Dan: It’s the Interactive Introverts, If no one shows up our feelings will be hurt. But if you do you’ll have a really great time! I don’t know how this has managed to rhyme. Me: Oh me gowd, he actually did something impressive 😂
"this whole thing is weird. we made it weird." one jumpcut later, "whisk me daddy"
"What happened?"
"Well, I was dressed as cheese..."
japansace that part killed me😂
that's what he talks about in therapy
I'm dressed as cheese. Normal.
Abby I literally cried
😂😂😂
phil: *is regretting his decision of giving dan the footage
so many regrets...
It was Phil who edited this
lol
I feel like dan stole this from phil
Therapist: What happened?
Dan: Well I was dressed as cheese
Noodledog755 lmao
“J’habite à formage”. I probably didn’t spell that right, but I think I heard Phil say I live in cheese, and dan say I love cheese...
that made me laugh soooo hard, idk why
“Hi my name’s Dan,
You can see my thigh;
Why?
I don’t know but he’s the guy
With his flesh on show
What a ho;
That’s.
Our.
Dan”
~Daniel Howell, 2017
The timestamp is 4:33
@@Ruby-pi4jm Thanks, I need to go back to this timestamp
"This is weird. We made it weird."
Uh, Dan, when was this not weird?
"Hi, my name's Dan, you can see my thigh. Why? I don't know, but he's the guy with his flesh on show. What a hoe. That's. Our. Dan."
Damn these songs just get better and better, 11/10 Dan you should be on Britain's Got Talent. 👏
His voice was so nice-sounding too...
WowItsBailey
Ikr 😂👌
Susan Giroux
Ikr! Lizards is also included, and Hyper Kirby!
Confused Nuki i knw right
PhanAtTheGleekTrash
Ok, but like same though 😂
Dan: We made this weird,
*A second later*
Still Dan: Whisk me Daddy
I am dan
We are all Dan
Who is Dan, really
What is Dan?
Why is Dan?
That’s
Our
Dan
I think that’s my favourite bit in the whole thing
Char Lotte well yeah there’s that too 😂
Macey King **dad xD
What time pls
Macey King damn right
THAT PHAT PHILUSSY
Lady door*
why why WHY
Lily Ballard more like PHIL PHUSSY
The fact that this has a “translate to English” option is so funny, especially when it changes to “That Phat Philosophy” I’m howling 😂
♫ _hi my name's dan and you can see my thigh, why? i don't know but he's the guy with his flesh on show what a ho t h a t' s o u r d a n_ ♫
bec my new ring tone tbh
we finally have context about "ask her about your pain places and work them."
C a n I B e A e s t h e t i c WHAT DID I MISS?
@@hmmmokie4338 1:48 he says ask her about your pain places and work them.
and in their video 'dan and phil read their text messages' or something like that, that text message is there.
C a n I B e A e s t h e t i c I WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF ANYBODY WOULD COMMENT ABOUT THIS!!
What? Their is no context to it.......? I’m confused
Katie Bruce in another video where they’re reading their texts they explain it
Okay, so can we talk about the
*h o r r i f y i n g a b o m i n a t i o n*
at the end
that somehow also deserves an academy award
Hannah Lewis i would just like to highlight that dan edited this video....
just saying
NoHomoHowell Who? Your name suits this convo
IT TRULY DOES
Hannah Lewis NO
NoHomoHowell Who? Haha your name killed me XD
“Whisk me daddy”
“Not this year”
BAHAHAHA IM FINE
Eden Caswell
KSKSKSKSKS
Eden Caswell yeah, I think I need to lay down for a bit.
Eden Caswell same
hi eden
eden wtf i always see you ahhaha
Half way through the video I forgot this was the actual bloopers and not a crack video....
*that phat **_phillussy_*
manikaaa i’m laugjibg so harf
@@stayalivefren6485 *"laugjibg so harf"*
Smiley Puff _im never able to type right_ *_leave me alone >:’(_*
@@stayalivefren6485 its a joke! I'm kidding!
Smiley Puff i KnOoOoOoW, i was joking too hsjvsjshwj
You can NOT tell me Phil approved that last bit at the end.
Faith I think he just laughed and then walked away
I think he said no but Dan did it anyway because he's a rebel.
Faith I'm sure he didn't I can hear him now Phil: **laughing** NO! That's horrible! We can't put that in-DAN!
But Danny is SAVAGGGE
I was so, confused? I can't even describe what I was feeling when I saw it; but it was fucking funny
The bloopers are literally just a second Pinof
IKR THATS WHAT I WAS GINNA SAY
*That’s *Gonna.
I swear I can spell.
"Whisk me daddy" -Dan
"Not this year" -Phil
Me: Unmmmmm Phil
Autumn Echo i was ur 666 like lol
Well I guess it was this year
Daphne L damn you took my comment!! 😂
*Flash forward to 2019*
O h
I’m still crying over philussy
Oh hey this got a lot of likes
Same 😭
9:25 btw
I feel like dan made that video
@@kurclara5091 obviously he did lmao
*phil’s version of the world ending*
everyone, this is the end. hug your loved ones and pray for another world!
*dan’s version of the world ending*
CeLaBrAtE gOoD tImEs, CoMe On!
Me in every situation
Lol
You can tell which one has depression
If I were asked the same question, my answer would be similar to Dan's.
It would be the following:
"It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
Dan is literally me
They hav a pattern of phil playfully hitting dan, than dan getting irritated and hitting phil back w like 10 times the power lol
Okay but Phil when he said "it's a bit lopsided, as usual. But I tried" is my favorite thing EVER
Dan: Whisk me, daddy
Phil: No, not this year
Me: jeSUS GUYS-
iT HiTs DiFfErEnT
im still waiting
Phil's voice when he's asking Dan if he really scared him **kill me**
When he went "yEsSssSsSs" too *dead inside*
time?
SO DEEP SOMEONE STAB ME PLEASE
what time?
“Show me that phat PHILUSSY”
IM HYPERVENTILATING
Ya Wyfe. YEAH AND LIKE DAN MUST HAVE MADE THAT LIKE OML DANIEL WOW IM SORRY IK THEYRE PROBS JUST FRIENDS BUT THIS VIDEO IN PARTICULAR WAS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
I WAS LOOKING FOR THESE COMMENTS WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THAT DITTY
For the ending, Dan had to sit down and think, "this is a thing I am going to make. This is definitley a good idea and will benefit everyone."
I mean, he wasn’t wrong
youtube 2017: let's not recommend this
dan: so basically i am ga-
youtube 2019: *RECOMMENDING INTENSIFIES*
Thearapist: What happened?
Dan: Well, i was dressed as cheese-
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Watch Philly A R C H that bacc
neumillennium oh yes 👌🏻
I’m dead
Phil you *_spork_*
Macey King You have 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it so here 👍
Macey King
That will never end 👏
HOW COME U GET SO MANY LIKES ON EVERY DAMN COMMENT YOU POST?! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE OMG
I love that insult
peng ting I DONT KNOW I JUST SAY RANDOM SHIT THAT I THINK IS FUNNY
OMG I REMEMBER WHY THAT TROWEL LOOKS FAMILIAR!! IT’S FROM THE DAN AND PHIL AND DOGS CALENDAR! IT’S IN THE JULY PICTURE!
Best thing to point out ever XD
wow that's impressive
THE END I STARTED CHOKING OH MY GOD DANIEL HOWELL I KNOW THAT WAS YOU MY GOD
*THAT ENDING THO. I WASN'T READY..*
InternetHobo no one was
InternetHobo I AM WEEPING
InternetHobo I don't think anyone was. I sure wasnt. I am deceased
I’m actually dead rn
I’m forever not okay
THE ENDING BAHAHAHAHA
just a real quick reminder that pinof 10 will be the first one with dan's curly hair and phil's quiff
i'm S H O O K
@seoulma I'M CRAFTING
Chiary.is.not.amazing do people still say crafting oh my god
@@oppahomelessstyle3744 I like saying it lmao please don't judge
And will be the last
And the last one😭
Some iconic moments from this video:
1. *Thats our Dan*
2. Whisk me daddy
- no, not this year.
3. The entire fuCKING ENDING OF THAT VIDEO.
I'm laughing harder than I should.
"Dan, you're a hamster. Phil, you're a gallon of milk. Traumatize us! :D"
*NOT TODAY, SATAN*
ShiningFennec sometimes, earth feels worse than hell
Ashley the fangirl it's a reference to the hat fic
only look it up if you wanna be traumatized
ShiningFennec I hate the hat fic!!!!
Well now we know both of them have read hat fic
Ashley the fangirl DONT RUIN YOUR LIFE
They’re censoring themselves less and I am so frickin here for it
Chloe Reynolds they are trusting us more. It has been what? Almost 6 years?
there's jumpcuts so where's the blooper's bloopers
Yes. WHERE?
i need the full length uncut footage from every pinof ever filmed
cat that's not legal
Is that Ben
@@mimiHTcat y e s
I love how Dan squeaks when he laughs its so cute
Dan is just too adorable
Dan and Phil are just generally too adorable
Monsoon Magic you love him
same. he’s so adorable
No Phil pug laughs sadly
Dan's squeak and Phil making himself laugh is my aesphetic.
Best lines in this vid : "that laddy p is one thicc bih" "whisk me daddy" "what happened? Well I was jut dressed as cheese" "aww fck it's made of wood!" "give me more of a table "
That's
our
Dan
"I submit!"
"The pen-is under my butt!"
Phil later regretted letting Dan make bloopers
Without a doubt
“what? what does that mean?” IT WAS SENT TO YOU
talia yeah I know right,I was so confused when I watched it back again 😂
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
timestamp??
"Whisk me daddy"
"No not this year"
Hanna B so next year?
merrt xmas hannahhh ♥
He mentions no whisking but never tells him to not call him daddy lol
*thats*
*our*
*DAN*
I READ THAT AS HE SAID IT AND I ALMOST CRIED LAUGHING
I love this as much as the actual pinof if not more
i like when they're not trying to...put on a show, you know, not that i don't think they're authentic in their videos, but you know what i mean
Elise Code agreed
possibly the best video on the internet
We should try to start a hashtag
Same here
We've come a long way
Agreed👌👌
indeed we have
Yes yes we have
Dan: *"Whisk me daddy"*
Me: nO, WE'rE nOT doINg THiS
Not this year 😂
THE ENDING OH MY GOD
I love how whenever Dan sneezes, he looks so shook after, and Phil is like 'ew get away, disease'
Cutie Peeps *Di-sneeze*
Lmao when I cough or sneeze I just say fuck after it
Cutie Peeps
I'm Dan in the situation and Phil is all my friends 😂 like seriously every time I sneeze I look really disturbed afterwards or I just scream shit, or both 😂
Did you know that the face you make before you sneeze is your orgasm face. Just a quick fact
*That's...*
*Our...*
*Dan...*
*PHAT PHILUSSY*
IS ONE THICC BIH
Show me
THAT PHAT PHILUSSY
kenzietookyourdog you watch Dan and Phil . And guessing by your profile picture you like riverdale LETS BE FRIENDS
This song has been in my head for to long. ITS 5AM AND ITS IN MY HEAD HELP
*FUCK-IN-FIN-A-LLY*
Isagail SAME
EX-FUCK-IN-XACT-LY
I ruined the 666, I apologise, danandphilcrafts. Anyway, I read that in Zacs voice from the collegehumour skit about Grant being bi haha
i can't believe you made me read the word "philussy" with my own two eyes. i cant believe you done this
jules *i can’t believe you’ve done this*
Mary Elizabeth Vine is life 😂
Mary Elizabeth nice memeage. My mind thought the same thing lmao xD
Phil: disease
Dan: dE snEeZE
"Whisk me daddy"
"no. NOT THIS YEAR"
i can't... i just... i can't...
dogeisnotonfire
Next year maybe😏😉
yeah, or maybe in 2022 :D
I actually died tbh 😂
same. I had to pause the video...
that’s.
our.
dan.
katya w. i started to like it but realized it was at 420
WHEN PHIL GRABBED DANS FACE IN THE BEGINNING I WAS SCREAMING
OMFG same just same i died
same
anyone else notice the pain places text in their most recent video
*thats.*
*our.*
*dan.*
catherine ferguson XD
🍁
*Dan sneezes*
Phil:"Ahh disease!"
Dan:"disneeze"
Me: HA THE PUNS
That last part made me think I was watching some weird Dan and Phil Crack video, I´m shook
E V me too!!!
IKR
SAME ONE I SCREAMED
Now we know who makes the crack vids
E V Same!
THE TEXT MESSAGE FROM DAN IS FINALLY EXPLAINED ALMOST A YEAR LATER
Haha that's nice 👀
"whisk me daddy” excuse me
curlytaco they arent even hiding it now
Same
that eye contact too
"Not this year" and then having to explain that lmao
also that is the second time dan called him daddy that day (to our knowledge)
Is anyone else deeply disturbed that the green sharpie is forever ruined
It’s not ruined, the black ink will run out quickly
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
But green is not a creative color
Jean Metauten yes lol
well not until I saw your comment.....
how the rat made Christmas a lil better
Deborah K the ratmare before Christmas
WHERE THE FRUCK WAS THE G-NOTE WARNING HMM? IM SH00K
69 likes ur welcome
This was my warning thank you
hehe i was the one who suggested the g note thing on twitter back then
@@ruetube jokes on you, the g note can't hurt us anymore
I AM STILL SO CONFUSED PHIL CAN'T HAVE APPROVED THE ENDING
Babies shouldn't watch this suggestivve content!!!!
Ikr like why Dan why
I had the captions on during that part and the captioning was pretty funny too.
Madelin MF It's weird how there is extra hidden stuff in captions that no one ever sees
Areli Ruiz I KNOW THE CAPTIONS ARE AMAZING
I am traumatized
Same, and i love it
Ishita Mondal I am traumatized 🙂
666 likes
Right? Especially that song at the end!
Ishita Mondal we are all traumatized
*me at the beginning* : "Oh that's cute"😶
*me at the end* :😲😵😱
4:16 OH MA GOD THE SUBTITLES
The wild Phil Lester is creating a noise, including a pure, a bird noise and a choking sound but we still love him
Very true subtitles.
Oh my god
*Dan sneezes* Phil: Disease! Dan: ... Dan (quietly): disneeze
the dansease. BUT MERRY XMAS EMILY
Well this aged nicely
P E N I S U N D E R M Y B U T
someone stop this man
Madison Newman read this as
“Penis under my butt.” I’m dying. 😂
Omg same, I can't breath
I was thinking of the same thing!
Alyssa F sameee stop him he’s going too far
I mean there’s no such thing as going to far with Dan tbh
*whisk me daddy~~~*
*not this year*
*_n o t t h i s y e a r_*
*nothing below the belt*
*i’ll wHIP*
*i wanted to make a loud **_bang_*
dan and phil everyone
that one person with no soul 😂
that one person with no soul DAN AND PHIL QUOTES 2017
BUT THIS TIME
IT'S EVEN GAYER
That laddy P is one thicc bih show me
that phat philussy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4:33 I just started singing this randomly to myself in class.....the teacher was concerned, the kid beside me (who is one of my friends) just looked at me called me a physco fleshy person and continued his work
Don't worry, we're all psycho fleshy people on the inside
I'm cackling imagining this.
I-
One time I was showing the internet is here in class to my friends and my teacher was like 👁👄👁
*looks disgusted*
Phil: why what have you found?
Dan: oversized playing cards and a *trowel* ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skye Mc when you read *trowel* in Dan's shocked high pitch voice 😂
New series: What's Under Phil's Bed? :P
Dan Trowel (literally why does everything rhyme with his name)
Damn Trowel...
Phil murdered the queen of hearts and buried her body
*A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.*
OMG THE SEXY END SCREEN DANCE
It returned from the war
Realising phil’s text saying on my way down is more than likely phil telling dan hes coming downstairs to the other apartment to film😱😱😱
I the end I was like “oh I’m watching Pham crack?” NOPE THATS DAN ALLLLL DAN
Yes my drugs have arrived
Wow this comment blew up
i wonder what phil thinks about dans thicc montage at the end
Fr tho I just want to know the reason or logic behind all of this
what is that song even
Dan:”whisk me daddy”
Phil:”no not this year”
whAT
Amiee Sings WhAT
*2 0 2 2*
W H A T
@@NagromVoice i won't be alive in time for their wedding haha
Roman Villalobos why if you don't mind me asking
phil : hey daniel, i can hold the whole world in my hands
dan :
dan : that' impossible
0:51
My whole world is also bread
STOP MY HEART CANT TAKE IT
i love how none of us are even doubting that dan edited that last part
a rare meme turn on captions! It says he dan did it! And that's. Our. Dan.
Plot twist: it was Phil.
That Laddy P
AvaTheAvacado128 captions are contributed by viewers though right? And yes lol that's. our. Dan.
Mama Steve Is one thicc bih
Phil, you SPORK!
(I'm the 666th like >:D)
this thing has 666 likes my finger is buring
he has upgraded from spoon
That laddy P is one thih bih show me that phat philussy
I love your profile picture
*WaT arE yOu GoInG On AbOuT dAn Ur NiCk NaMe wAs SpAnIeL tOwEl*
*_we all know why we're here again_*
I’m going on a DnP marathon trying to find these kind of comments hahahah
@@taneza1989 sameee
No hate but I am so tired of these comments. No comment section is safe
@@autumnschwiederowski3273 agreed, they're all so annoying
tarunika bro since that vid they have been on my recommended and i forgot how much i love them so i am rewatching everything
“Whisk me daddy”
“Not this year”
mISTakE
Brinley W. What time
miSTAKES WERE MADE
sad potato found iT and TRUE
Not the best idea to watch this while drinking ANYTHING...
I learned it the hard way...
Or eat
I nearly inhaled a chunk of peach
MERRY DRUNKMASS ASHER! ♥
I choked on a piece of corn
don’t laugh
it’s not funny...
That phillussy moment will forever stay in history
True
*grammar*
Andrew Chibigere yes 😂😂😂
Andrew Chibigere Yep. Embarrassed Phil and tramitized Phans.
lol sorry, fixed
I love how Phil said "I live in cheese" in french, implying that he feels most alive when wearing the cheese costume😂
I still can't believe any of this actually happened. It's a Christmas miracle.
THAT LAST PART WYD DAN
MERRY XMAS JESSICA ♥
Potato Salad THX M8 I APPRECIATE IT! SAME TO U BUT IM JEWISH
Jessica! He’s watching twitter *intensely*
That last part was a true blessing was it not
Jessica AYE JEW CREW UNITE
Proof that Dan is responsible for all those crack videos
*he is lonely writer confirmed*
*WE'RE INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS* *INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS* *WE DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS OR NOT, WE JUST WANNA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT* *BECAUSE WE'RE INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS*
"Whisk me daddy"
"No, not this year"
... So like...next year?
Maybe the year after
We've got to pray to the memelords for next year
Nugget Salisivary let's do it
Dan's underwear always make an appearance in pinof series....
cutie pie which we are all grateful for 😂
FINALLY YOU RATS MERRY CHRYSLER
it crimas
smøl acc
merry crisis
smøl acc merry existential crisis
smøl acc MERRY CRISIS
MERRY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Dan:
It’s the Interactive Introverts,
If no one shows up our feelings will be hurt.
But if you do you’ll have a really great time!
I don’t know how this has managed to rhyme.
Me:
Oh me gowd, he actually did something impressive 😂