@@CourtneySturkeyThey shouldn’t be upset because a prenup in the most simplest terms to my non Esquire self means: an asset agreement made between a couple prior to becoming married so a prenup can be made to benefit both parties involved. Any man with something to lose should be getting a prenup…a woman as well. There are well off men who have prenups that read like this: if she gains more than 15 lbs over her starting weight he can cheat….or if he cheats with maintaining her body she gets a large gift or payout…a prenup can be darn near anything is my point
He says he wants a woman not a girl and thinks she’s immature while he’s a 30-something year old, recently unemployed with no savings, and engaged to a teenager lmao
@@steezsteezsteez Well, that's your problem right there! You went to her Beauty salon, you were supposed to go to her BEUATY salon. The beauty salon is where all the horrible experiments happen.
That's because your emotional maturity is in tune with your age. Some people stay stuck chasing youth forever, in one way or another, and it's pretty pathetic (and sad) to see
I have zero sympathy for him. He acquired a hot young Brazillian girlfriend like he acquired his gold watch: he wanted these symbols so he could look richer than he really was. He sold her on him being this infinitely generous millionaire and now he's shocked that this is what she expects. He's a loser but in a gross way, not in a pitiable way.
Who dates a now 19 year old who looks and acts 3-4 years younger for a year or two...sus. what was he attracted to? Now he doesn't like what he bought? He's mad that the teenager he bought acts like a teenager lol
Dude if you are going to date a woman 10+ years younger than you pay up or shut up and don’t expect miracles by asking for a prenup 😂 obviously she is just there for the money.
Yeah especially when the relationship starts off with the dynamic of her not working and him paying for everything. And then once it’s official changing up last minute, I’ve seen it happen so often it’s very dûmb.
@ASAPLOWLIFE she has nothing while he's using up her youth and innocence and beauty. She'll never get those years back. He's also exploiting her labor, having her translate for and clean his rental property. Everything that she manages to build while they're married, beuaty salon or whatever, she has to split with him. Or does she even get it, if he put up the money and she does all the labor? What about a home she ends up living in for 20 years with him, perhaps raising their kids, etc?
It's actually crazy that yall sit here and act like 19 is a literal teenager. This is the mentality of Americans and why our society is how it is and why certain countries have a higher literacy because they don't baby adults. At 19 I was working my ass off, most women today in generrall all act like little kids and aren't worth dating. So it's ironic hearing that whole teenager thing coming from other women who are probably past their prime 😂
@@Luzgoishzre for real! Apparently bro failed basic Biology 101 in college and forgot that teenage brains are developing and so even the more “mature” ones will still be very immature
@@mommav0107 that's why I don't understand the need for a prenup. Dude barely has 2 nickels to rub together. If he makes money after they are married, she is actually entitled to some of that
I bet if a lawyer explained to her how much debt he has and that the prenup would protect her from being responsible for paying it… she’d feel differently about that prenup 😅
Exactly. He seriously took another man's word immediately over hers. A man who she introduced him to but seems to have a vendetta against her, his supposed friend. It's like Mean Girls
As someone who has gone salsa dancing in Colombia before, that is NOT a dance spot. It's just a restaurant. I guess the producers just decided to send them to some random ass place for a "dance scene."🤣🤣
Yes she’s using him for his money but he is also using her for her youth and looks. I don’t think anyone recognizes that these type of men sign up for a superficial relationship. They aren’t the victim
@@punkybrewstar83being a unit instead of two separate people, getting a house/car together, same last name, being the first person they call if your partner is in the hospital, not wanting to be called "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for the rest of your life. The list goes on. You might not see the point, but others do. And that's okay.
Wow, she is exhausting. I got tired listening to her excuses, this dude is an idiot to be wanting a relationship this stressful. I'll never understand people's desire to date someone so much younger than them. 😮💨
Not at all. I believe in being submissive as a woman and following the leadership of my husband. This has nothing to do with it. If you care, check a video about the submission topic from Dr.Michelle Daff
Apparently lol they all want a submissive woman without giving the security, commitment, and stability that is also expected in the culture they're "so into". They just want power over someone
Hell, I’m 25 and I couldn’t imagine dating a 18/19 year old. I said 18 because there’d be no way they got that beauty salon up and running in less than a year. Dude 100% wanted a freshly 18 year old (or God forbid met when she was a minor).
Normally I’m bored with ppls narrarating, but you are sooo funny and totally gifted at making the story and the narration seamless.. I laughed the whole way through..
Oh, he went there with the "I'm the best thing/ best opportunity in your life" card. 📞 Mike, from Mike and Ximena, is on line one. He says he knows the pain of your mistake 😂
I don’t feel bad for him. She’s 18, he’s 30. Of course she’s immature and doesn’t think what he did was a sacrifice. He choose to try and impress her with his money and then acts shocked when he tells her he may not have any money or wants a prenup. Play dumb games get dumb prizes.
I for sure got lucky because I met my wife when she was 18 and I was 3x and life is great. There are a lot of people in the world and many of them are different. She was making over 70k less than a year out of high school so she was definitely different than someone like the girl in this video.
I'm a thirty year old woman and the thought of dating a nineteen year old guy just makes me cringe. No, not because of societal taboos or whatever, but because he'd be a fucking teenager and they suck.
@@bluevioletandlilac yeah for the guys who want 3 kids ,you're old news honey 😂. This is the part where you wise up and become a wife , or pay for your feminism the next 40-60 years alone and childless. I'm your age and we've done everything we can for the women our age, but I'll be picking a younger girl due to the risk of pregnancy complications. Wise up before it's too late
Thank you. Everyone is tearing her down like he didn't date a whole 17 year old and promise her all these things he can't deliver. Someone even said she's abusing him 🤨 He deserves whatever comes, whether she leaves him or cheats. He's a creep
@@AlexClementineshes an adult and using him lmfao. Shes over 18 and smart enough to know better and is using him. Lets not justify that. Shes as creepy as he is lmfao
@@cookie5535 she's not the one that's 30 and dating a teenager. Being over 18 means nothing, she's still a damn teenager. A little girl who's still tryna figure out her life. He's a delusional old man who thinks this girl wants him for him and not his money.
👍you summed this up perfectly the relationship will continue as long as he continues to pay for everything and is totally subservient to her when that ends so will.the relationship. It's a story we have seen a hundred times before on these shows.
Lol she acts like a spoiled brat, reminds me of how my sister talks to my dad, wants money but doesn’t actually want to talk or spend time with him.. just want sto be spoiled
It's *really* odd that he tries to sell the idea of the prenup by saying he's not sure if she'll leave him...like she's never allowed. But really, prenups can say SO many things, they aren't just some sort of financial armor. I think her response is predictable because she's young and he's a loser. The fact he doesn't see it for what it is screams desperate.
Why do women not understand men and women are different. Of course you would t date a 19 year cuz women want older men. Men want younger women. Get over it
He will never leave... until she's about 30 to 35 years old & no longer youthful. Splenda daddy over here is trying to keep this girl in his life by attempting to buy the affection she doesn't have for him. He doesn't have affection for her either, what he has is lust, if he was mature he'd find someone his age with some level of intelligence.
Exactly. He shames her for her age and supposed lack of maturity when he is the grown man who decided to date a likely 17 year old and promise her the world, only to complain and get mad when she starts planning a wedding lol
In order to find someone his own age he’d have to have a job, car, place to live, less debt, a 401k, some self respect, and far fewer fur coats. She’s young enough to not realize he’s a walking red flag.
i will defend madeleine throughout everything BECAUSE he’s 30 trying to marry a 19 year old and complaining that she’s ’not mature’ WHAT THE FUCK. he’s a weirdo idc
@@boodrowwilson1894yeah I googled it and what you describe isn’t when the mother turns 30 but the men when they hit that age the quality of sperm decreases and the genetics of the sperm deforms as well. The only thing which is decreasing when a woman hit 35 is the chance of getting pregnant, nothing other than that.
Older Men: i wanna marry a young hot teen with a hot body and no wrinkles. Young Girls: okay ill marry you for your money Older Men: hang on, you're just using me...
How many times do men have to learn this lesson? Why do they act so shocked that the women only care about money when that’s how they got them? She isn’t with you bc you’re hot or a great person and she doesn’t actually love you, it’s for the lure you put in front of her! Money! Geeze
the fact people start their comments with "the fact" and not saying anything at the same time is the mostdisgusting, most annoying, dumbest thing ever, for shit likes. I'm glad you got only 9.plus a f dislike.
madeleine brings in my opinion a relatively new type of irritation to the show, which is that she sort of deliberately refuses to communicate. she weaponizes vagueness, sort of distantly related to what politicians do with slogans and expressions that allow the audience to imagine that the politician means whatever specific things they want ("make america great again", or come to think of it, "yes we can" is even more meaningless, and of course "this is america!" is an all-fitting applauae line). madeleine has a few lines (and it's not just for lack of english skill, if she actually wanted to express herself she would be struggling to find more specific words) like "do you think this is funny?" and "why do you do this to me?" that she repeats.ad nauseum apparently until he makes an offer that makes her settle. down for the time. being. she deliberately does not explain herself because that would provide him with a basis to argue or to compromise. she's not looking for an intimate partnership in which they both understand and accommodate each other. all she's doing about each disagreement is to apply emotional pressure, with the established solution for anything being a buyout. don't solve the issue, just compensate her for it with something valuable. it feels a bit icky to make the accusation, but that really is extraordinarily clear gold-digging behaviour. and it's clear largely because she's not smart enough to obscure it, I think. I expect her to break up with him soon, find a new man quickly because she knows that especially with her particular look and presentation as a sugar baby, time is money, and for her next attempt, she will be more careful about the man really having the kind of money she is looking for. most likely, that will mean older and uglier. but I don't thonk she'll have much luck on the prenup front, and once she eventually realizes that, I think she might end up regretting the switch.
your recaps help me stay invested without going through the hell of watching the shows. thank you lmao.
I hear you 😂
Facts😅
Lol same
He's doing the Lord's work❤
Facts lol. His commentary is 100X better than the show lol
It’s crazy how people who dated people way younger than them are shocked when they act childish.
Men who do it think the younger women who entertain them MUST be exceptional & somehow adds maturity into this.
Not an age thing, horrid personality
Most women get mad when prenups are mentioned
@@CourtneySturkeyThey shouldn’t be upset because a prenup in the most simplest terms to my non Esquire self means: an asset agreement made between a couple prior to becoming married so a prenup can be made to benefit both parties involved. Any man with something to lose should be getting a prenup…a woman as well. There are well off men who have prenups that read like this: if she gains more than 15 lbs over her starting weight he can cheat….or if he cheats with maintaining her body she gets a large gift or payout…a prenup can be darn near anything is my point
@@jacquelynn2051 you're right, they shouldn't be upset...but they are
He says he wants a woman not a girl and thinks she’s immature while he’s a 30-something year old, recently unemployed with no savings, and engaged to a teenager lmao
Things would be much better in life if you just went and found some amazing nachos.
Don’t forget the repeated failed businesses and him banking on breaking into the sunglasses industry
I lost my shit when he said that crap "I want a woman, not a girl"
THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DATING A 19 YEAR OLD!?
she's extremely imature for her age also. she has the maturity of a 12 year old and that's being generous.
What he means by mature: “someone who will work to fund my lifestyle.”
She’s practicing her game. Soon enough she’ll feel qualified to move on to actual rich guys.
Guy: dates a literal teenager
Girl: acts like a teenager
Guy: 😮
Boy math 😮
You make it seem like she's 15, she's 19
@@thebigo3752"You make it sound like she's a teenager. She's a teenager"
😂
Turns 20, nothing changes
Ya’ll just mad ya’ll ain’t got a Beuaty Salon🙄
I went to her beauty salon now I have 3 kidneys and a missing lung. Is that normal ?
@@steezsteezsteez at least you still have your left ribcage 😭
@@steezsteezsteezlmfao
@@peloozoids ahem. about that.
she fed it to her dog 😕
@@steezsteezsteez Well, that's your problem right there! You went to her Beauty salon, you were supposed to go to her BEUATY salon. The beauty salon is where all the horrible experiments happen.
She is extremely immature and hes an idiot. No way this couldve ended well from the START. Dont date gold diggers if you have limited gold
best i can do is pyrite 🥴
Right! She is 19, what did he expect?!
Don’t date gold diggers. Period.
She is allowed to be immature because she is a teen 😂😅 but yes I agree with your comment
@@TESkyrimizer Is this a Smalland reference?!
As someone that just turned 30, I can’t stand to be in the company of a 19 year old so to get married to one is actually crazy.
You have an actual brain, that’s why
Right? like, I have a 19 year old niece and as much as I love her, god damn she and her friends can be annoying as hell lmao.
That's because your emotional maturity is in tune with your age. Some people stay stuck chasing youth forever, in one way or another, and it's pretty pathetic (and sad) to see
Facts. This just creepy tbh
If I was 30, the most I’d date someone younger than me is 4-5 years
I have zero sympathy for him. He acquired a hot young Brazillian girlfriend like he acquired his gold watch: he wanted these symbols so he could look richer than he really was. He sold her on him being this infinitely generous millionaire and now he's shocked that this is what she expects. He's a loser but in a gross way, not in a pitiable way.
*colombian!
She's a 6 at best
Who dates a now 19 year old who looks and acts 3-4 years younger for a year or two...sus. what was he attracted to? Now he doesn't like what he bought? He's mad that the teenager he bought acts like a teenager lol
That's hot to you? Lol. Kay
Hot??? Who was the hot one????
Just once I wanna see someone on 90 day say "Ya know what? I'm done" and actually be done.
Big Ed and Rose. She got fed up with him, left him at a hotel, and now she’s a model in the Philippines.
@@Toast9017 The queen of 90 day fiance
Yes it would be very refreshing to see a guy who actually has a pair for once
It was a guy from the DR (I think) that was dating a doctor named Jasmine. He broke up w her after she disrespected his home and country.
If they do that, then there is no storyline for the show and they lose their precious reality show.
She doesn’t care how you feel… just give her more money
Lol
The best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees
💰💰💰💰
Give me more money
-Aseulu mom
( *Aseulu mom voice* ) 📢 HOW MUCH MONEY?! 😂😂
@@Leoprincess3038I can HEAR it 😂😂😂
the way she mispronounces certain words, combined with the fact that she's so overly dramatic, is very funny
You think it's foony?!?
@@samcross7498 yes I do think it's foony 😅😅
"BE KARFUL WID MA NALS"
I find her unintentionally hilarious 😂
The way she bugs her eyes out each time she emphasizes a word😂
Dude if you are going to date a woman 10+ years younger than you pay up or shut up and don’t expect miracles by asking for a prenup 😂 obviously she is just there for the money.
Yeah especially when the relationship starts off with the dynamic of her not working and him paying for everything. And then once it’s official changing up last minute, I’ve seen it happen so often it’s very dûmb.
Do you guys not know what a prenuptial agreement is? She still gets the money she just has to stay, and that’s what her problem is.
Yeah no, lmao ill ask and if she says no then bye😂
Jokes on her, he’s just in it for the sex 😂
@ASAPLOWLIFE she has nothing while he's using up her youth and innocence and beauty. She'll never get those years back. He's also exploiting her labor, having her translate for and clean his rental property.
Everything that she manages to build while they're married, beuaty salon or whatever, she has to split with him. Or does she even get it, if he put up the money and she does all the labor? What about a home she ends up living in for 20 years with him, perhaps raising their kids, etc?
perfect for each other tho.
hes: "Im gonna prey on a teenager who is half my age"
Shes: "im gonna take every single cent from this perv"
This!!!
YESSS!!!
that part
It's actually crazy that yall sit here and act like 19 is a literal teenager. This is the mentality of Americans and why our society is how it is and why certain countries have a higher literacy because they don't baby adults.
At 19 I was working my ass off, most women today in generrall all act like little kids and aren't worth dating.
So it's ironic hearing that whole teenager thing coming from other women who are probably past their prime 😂
Only old women say that. 19 is a literal adult. Huge difference between being 15 and being 19.
Americans are weird
Him saying he wants a woman and not a girl…….yet he dates a teenager
She is grown stop hating on young women
Cognitive dissonance
@@justinhunt4767she’s ‘hating’ on creepy men, not this teenager
Yeah he want her to be a mature teenager lol
@@Luzgoishzre for real! Apparently bro failed basic Biology 101 in college and forgot that teenage brains are developing and so even the more “mature” ones will still be very immature
OMG how can he stand being around that voice?!?!! Like nails on a chalkboard
8 " long nails
the way she speaks is so strange and annoying
Because it's a man imitating a woman.
Nbs 😂😂😂
Trany voice
I love her saying “realize” and pointing at her eyes like “real eyes” and I can’t tell if she’s referencing that or just doing her own thing
He us doing it because he doesn't knife what the word means. He thinks it has something to do with eyes.
Real eyes realise real lies... think about it
That cracked me up
she wasn't pointing at her eyes, she was tapping her head, emphasizing the cerebral nature of the faculty of "realization" as it were
@ thank you!! More deep than I thought!!
How can you be a passport bro and go in a relationship where you get bullied by a child.
😂😂
He needs a prenuptial agreement to protect his debt… obviously. 😂
🤣
She’s NOT responsible for the debt he incurs before marriage. Only after
LOL
@@mommav0107 that's why I don't understand the need for a prenup. Dude barely has 2 nickels to rub together. If he makes money after they are married, she is actually entitled to some of that
@@saviorself1164he had rental property. Pay attention next time
Dollar Store Macklemore and his teenage bride 😂
Best description ever😂😂😂
We need a Simp Olympics.😂😂😂😂
SIMPLYMPICS😂😂😂
@@Whythough25Copyright that! Lol….
@@thomasblackcraft Thanks!! I'm weirdly good at combining words to make new words!!!
Taking all bets! Throw Big Ed in as a crazy dark horse and Gino as a final boss.
@@Whythough25It's called a portmanteau 😊
I cannot stand her voice 😭
Literally everything about her is ragebait. And MAN, it's working.
I can’t stand her period.
I actually like her accent 😊
@@ChristopherR1981 simp as
I love how these men are so worried about woman marrying them for their money... like, what money? They never have money 😂
That's why she is leaving him. She just proved his point.
😂😂
I’ve never seen someone so allergic to prenups since Jasmine
I doubt you've ever seen a woman at all
for the same reason. stereotypical latina gold digging brides.
As she should tbh
@@Luzgoishzresimp
I bet if a lawyer explained to her how much debt he has and that the prenup would protect her from being responsible for paying it… she’d feel differently about that prenup 😅
As soon as I see “quickslice” come up on my notifications I stop everything I’m doing and watch 😂!
Samesies
Me too!
Same here
He has no money. Why does he need want a prenup?
It’s a fake drama that the producers make every couple have . It’s staged, fake, non sense. This show has been doing this for years
Honestly, her aunt is much prettier and more age appropriate. Just my two cents. 😂
Yah but probably would give luke push backs and he can’t handle it.
No one cares. If she’s under 30 then great
@@sergiomacias5145 he shouldn’t date a teen
@@sergiomacias5145and once she is 30 he will also leave her too?
@@sergiomacias5145weird ass
It’s funny how much he says she too young to understand things and I’m like yeah she 19 a teenager 😂
19 year olds are usually not that immature.
@@thecanadakid7622ew.
@@thecanadakid7622when did you last hang out with a 19 year old?
@@ellieshaw693 I work with a lot of young people.
@@thecanadakid7622 They are insufferable twats.
I think it's crazy that those 30 year old men are listening to and spreading rumors about teenagers, then accuse the teenagers of being immature
Exactly. He seriously took another man's word immediately over hers. A man who she introduced him to but seems to have a vendetta against her, his supposed friend. It's like Mean Girls
@@AlexClementine I can't imagine my husband coming to me telling me he heard a rumor about me and I need to explain 😂
As someone who has gone salsa dancing in Colombia before, that is NOT a dance spot. It's just a restaurant. I guess the producers just decided to send them to some random ass place for a "dance scene."🤣🤣
She is so so cringe my spine is strangling the back of my stomach.
So Uncomfy fr
@@thatsnotmyname1😂
One ☝️ the best comments 😂
I mean she is a teen , what do u expect
She is a teenager. Teenagers are supposed to be cringe.
The real cringe here is the 30 year old broke prenup guy
Sunglass Hut better be careful around this guy, he’s gonna put em out of business!
That kiosk at the mall better watch out…here comes Luke
Yes she’s using him for his money but he is also using her for her youth and looks. I don’t think anyone recognizes that these type of men sign up for a superficial relationship. They aren’t the victim
Why are we sitting in the back of a car like we are in high school 😂
Obviously, they're waiting for her mom to drive them home.
Bwoyty salon cracks me up every time
She literally has the maturity of my 9 year old niece. This is creepy.
She’s giving bootleg Anfisa
She could be 60+ years old and would still be offended by the idea of a prenup.
YUP- but the idea of ever getting married at all after age 35, especially in the absent of children, is offensive anyway
@@punkybrewstar83how?
Yup
There's a lot of reasons to get a prenup, even when divorce is never involved.
What...do u mean 😮......
Prenups are useless if you don't have any money 😂😂😂
I'm broke, but I would consider it if my debts were concerning to my fiance.
@@kittie594Here's a question... why get married? What is the purpose?
@@punkybrewstar83being a unit instead of two separate people, getting a house/car together, same last name, being the first person they call if your partner is in the hospital, not wanting to be called "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for the rest of your life. The list goes on. You might not see the point, but others do. And that's okay.
Wow, she is exhausting. I got tired listening to her excuses, this dude is an idiot to be wanting a relationship this stressful. I'll never understand people's desire to date someone so much younger than them. 😮💨
You’re a woman that’s why you don’t get it. Men and women are different. Men want young women sorry
Is this the "submissiveness" they say American women should have? 😂
This? No not at all. I think they mean the submissiveness that HAMAS, ISIS, and the Taliban have over their women. Now THAT is submissive!
Not at all. I believe in being submissive as a woman and following the leadership of my husband. This has nothing to do with it. If you care, check a video about the submission topic from Dr.Michelle Daff
Apparently lol they all want a submissive woman without giving the security, commitment, and stability that is also expected in the culture they're "so into". They just want power over someone
This is just a teenager. You cannot make a comparison
@@Unchainedful or like hasidic jews have, making their women shave their head and wear wigs xd
Age doesn’t define somebodies maturity people. This guy is immature himself as well. That’s why they together.
Im 31 i cant stand teens😂😂😂 i can't imagine dating one
😂😂 100%!! 😂😂
Hell, I’m 25 and I couldn’t imagine dating a 18/19 year old.
I said 18 because there’d be no way they got that beauty salon up and running in less than a year. Dude 100% wanted a freshly 18 year old (or God forbid met when she was a minor).
I'm 23 and I can't stand them, they're too noisy 😂
@@TheMedicatedArtist They said they've been together for at least two years, so she was probably seventeen 🤢
you're 31 and single ? Yikes lol
Lol, young gold diggers don't sign prenups my man. 😁😁😁
“I want to live happily ever after you “ 🤣😂
He reminds me of those red pill dudes that say women over 30 are old and they only want 18 year olds 😂😂😂
Yes because 30 year old women have to much experience.
@@geraldleuven169you're a weirdo
That is every passport bro
You sound triggered.😂 You must be over 30
@@sergiomacias5145you are the only one triggered here for being called out
Normally I’m bored with ppls narrarating, but you are sooo funny and totally gifted at making the story and the narration seamless.. I laughed the whole way through..
Like why is he shocked she’s not gonna be around forever?? She’s 19!
Oh, he went there with the "I'm the best thing/ best opportunity in your life" card.
📞 Mike, from Mike and Ximena, is on line one. He says he knows the pain of your mistake 😂
Every time Slice says the name of that salon I lose it 😂
I’m so distracted by his earrings and her nails
You mean her nollies
He's basically a woman
George Michael look is not even close
He's a fruit.
I don’t feel bad for him. She’s 18, he’s 30. Of course she’s immature and doesn’t think what he did was a sacrifice. He choose to try and impress her with his money and then acts shocked when he tells her he may not have any money or wants a prenup. Play dumb games get dumb prizes.
100% agree
That’s why I also don’t understand. I am also 30 and I would never date a man under 26. what do they do with teenagers?!
I for sure got lucky because I met my wife when she was 18 and I was 3x and life is great. There are a lot of people in the world and many of them are different. She was making over 70k less than a year out of high school so she was definitely different than someone like the girl in this video.
@@BeautyBeastRC🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@MyCatsChannel841 Get a life -The wife
I'm a thirty year old woman and the thought of dating a nineteen year old guy just makes me cringe. No, not because of societal taboos or whatever, but because he'd be a fucking teenager and they suck.
Who wants to date a woman over 30 lmaoooo
@@boodrowwilson1894you do. Such an idiot response.
Teens are disgusting lol
@@boodrowwilson1894 People who date. You clearly aren't in that group.
@@bluevioletandlilac yeah for the guys who want 3 kids ,you're old news honey 😂. This is the part where you wise up and become a wife , or pay for your feminism the next 40-60 years alone and childless. I'm your age and we've done everything we can for the women our age, but I'll be picking a younger girl due to the risk of pregnancy complications. Wise up before it's too late
She doesn't love him. You can see it a mile away
He doesn't love her, either. So what?
@@xletragedyx Exactly lol
You can feel her contempt of him everytime she looks or talks at him
She’s definitely using him. Poor guy. He’s so desperate? He doesn’t see it
She's using him for money, he's using her for her body
She's 19. What the fuck did he expect?
Thank you. Everyone is tearing her down like he didn't date a whole 17 year old and promise her all these things he can't deliver. Someone even said she's abusing him 🤨 He deserves whatever comes, whether she leaves him or cheats. He's a creep
@@AlexClementineshes an adult and using him lmfao. Shes over 18 and smart enough to know better and is using him. Lets not justify that. Shes as creepy as he is lmfao
@@cookie5535 she's not the one that's 30 and dating a teenager. Being over 18 means nothing, she's still a damn teenager. A little girl who's still tryna figure out her life. He's a delusional old man who thinks this girl wants him for him and not his money.
@@AlexClementine that makes it even worse. He started talking to her when she was 17? Of course she's cheating with boys her own age.
18 you can go to war
shes so weird but its his fault lol deserved
I don't know what sounds she keeps making but it's not crying
Man this is Anfisa all over again and it’s hilarious 😂
Her nails must not be very good if they popped off like that.
She’s just gluing on press nails from a package 😅
😂😂
@@missyyy-i feel attacked from someone who’s currently on stick on nails 😂😂😂😂.
@@chaloevibes4355 I love them! But I’d be pretty disappointed if I went to a Baeuty salon and got them 😂
What a devil! The only time she was genuinely pissed of was when he said I am your best opportunity 😂
Luke sells sunglasses by the sea shore while Madeline bangs a guy in the apartment he pays for - now that’s a catchy one
She reminds me of Jasmine when Gino mentioned prenup, she lost it.
I mean she’s 19 and Jasmine was 36. Age means nothing when it comes to money and greed
Atleast Gino has money
@@corinatralala2556 you mean HAD money
👍you summed this up perfectly the relationship will continue as long as he continues to pay for everything and is totally subservient to her when that ends so will.the relationship. It's a story we have seen a hundred times before on these shows.
Lol she acts like a spoiled brat, reminds me of how my sister talks to my dad, wants money but doesn’t actually want to talk or spend time with him.. just want sto be spoiled
This is more rage inducing than Daonte's story with the prison girl😂😂😂
*I'm Deante!!*
@@BV-Auto yeeaaa thats his name lol
@@BV-Auto aahhh, beat me to it lol
Which prison girl?? There were two!!
@@Whythough25 I think her name was Nicole
FROM THE SIDE OF MY EYE I KEEP THINKING THATS JESSE FROM BREAKING BAD😂😂😂😂😂
The Chelsea "all my heart" soundbite got me 🤣
I loved it
AAAAAAAAAH 😅😅😅
I like your comment at 2:45 when you say “okay….” 🤣🤣
"Why you do this to me Dimi?. " She sounds just like the exorcist
This is one of the funniest comments😂
@@sherylmurray9869 thanks! I'm glad someone gets the reference 😄
I mean, I guess. Beutay is in the ice of the beholder.
She was saying "Hodor" @5:05. Quick shout out to her favorite character from GoT.
Girlfriend has no F’s to give
Hard to feel sad for a simp.
Dang, @TheQuickSlice, you are a real good psychologist, dude!
It's *really* odd that he tries to sell the idea of the prenup by saying he's not sure if she'll leave him...like she's never allowed.
But really, prenups can say SO many things, they aren't just some sort of financial armor.
I think her response is predictable because she's young and he's a loser. The fact he doesn't see it for what it is screams desperate.
"my girl" is such a childish name for a partner like ew lmfao
Bro is whipped like cream 😂😂
I just turned 31,no way i would date a 19yrs old, a grown ass man would go for thier age, he deserve it
Why do women not understand men and women are different. Of course you would t date a 19 year cuz women want older men. Men want younger women. Get over it
I mean he purchased a barely legal woman. So what did he expect?
He will never leave... until she's about 30 to 35 years old & no longer youthful.
Splenda daddy over here is trying to keep this girl in his life by attempting to buy the affection she doesn't have for him. He doesn't have affection for her either, what he has is lust, if he was mature he'd find someone his age with some level of intelligence.
Exactly. He shames her for her age and supposed lack of maturity when he is the grown man who decided to date a likely 17 year old and promise her the world, only to complain and get mad when she starts planning a wedding lol
A 12 years gap is not a big deal but these two are ridiculous
@Antoine-gx4yl dude anything over 7 is most definitely a big deal.
In order to find someone his own age he’d have to have a job, car, place to live, less debt, a 401k, some self respect, and far fewer fur coats. She’s young enough to not realize he’s a walking red flag.
“Splenda daddy” 💀
i will defend madeleine throughout everything BECAUSE he’s 30 trying to marry a 19 year old and complaining that she’s ’not mature’ WHAT THE FUCK. he’s a weirdo idc
Calling her a girl and princess
19 year old is more fertile and pretty than some 30 year old woman, it's not hard to understand that
@@boodrowwilson1894that’s actually so false and old information but you go queen ✨💅🏻
@@Saul_Husdon_Love nah risk of passing on genetic conditions goes up when the mother turns 30, you can Google that.
@@boodrowwilson1894yeah I googled it and what you describe isn’t when the mother turns 30 but the men when they hit that age the quality of sperm decreases and the genetics of the sperm deforms as well. The only thing which is decreasing when a woman hit 35 is the chance of getting pregnant, nothing other than that.
I could never feel empathy or pity for a goofy.
Older Men: i wanna marry a young hot teen with a hot body and no wrinkles.
Young Girls: okay ill marry you for your money
Older Men: hang on, you're just using me...
Where's the lie though ?
" He's going to look like a big Ed at the end of this!" 😅🤣🤣
She sounds like a Portuguese Google translate voice trying to read an English sentence🤣🤣🤣
3:05 tbh as an artist you have an amazing eye lol you’re right, that’s a great composition 😂
Latin woman here. Is her accent in English a mockery?
It's a man imitating a woman !
I'm having a meltdown realising that such entitlement walks amongst us.. It's scary!!
How many times do men have to learn this lesson? Why do they act so shocked that the women only care about money when that’s how they got them? She isn’t with you bc you’re hot or a great person and she doesn’t actually love you, it’s for the lure you put in front of her! Money! Geeze
Even when the episode is broken down, it's still physically painful to watch😂😅😂.
The fact that he *owns* the shirt he came out in...........
the fact people start their comments with "the fact" and not saying anything at the same time is the mostdisgusting, most annoying, dumbest thing ever, for shit likes. I'm glad you got only 9.plus a f dislike.
dude you are so funny! you completely make my day with your comments. I am sitting here on my own laughing out loud. thank you soooo much!
The "all my heart" kills me every time 🤣
Quickslice always makes my day a bit better
“A prenup, have you ever heard of it?” Like it’s not the kryptonite to any gold digger.
Largest red flag.
Apart from the voice, the Adam's apple, the bolted on chest?
I'm Colombian. She's totally disrespectful and is there for the money. Period.
She was an escort and it shows.
Yup
madeleine brings in my opinion a relatively new type of irritation to the show, which is that she sort of deliberately refuses to communicate. she weaponizes vagueness, sort of distantly related to what politicians do with slogans and expressions that allow the audience to imagine that the politician means whatever specific things they want ("make america great again", or come to think of it, "yes we can" is even more meaningless, and of course "this is america!" is an all-fitting applauae line).
madeleine has a few lines (and it's not just for lack of english skill, if she actually wanted to express herself she would be struggling to find more specific words) like "do you think this is funny?" and "why do you do this to me?" that she repeats.ad nauseum apparently until he makes an offer that makes her settle. down for the time. being. she deliberately does not explain herself because that would provide him with a basis to argue or to compromise. she's not looking for an intimate partnership in which they both understand and accommodate each other. all she's doing about each disagreement is to apply emotional pressure, with the established solution for anything being a buyout. don't solve the issue, just compensate her for it with something valuable.
it feels a bit icky to make the accusation, but that really is extraordinarily clear gold-digging behaviour. and it's clear largely because she's not smart enough to obscure it, I think.
I expect her to break up with him soon, find a new man quickly because she knows that especially with her particular look and presentation as a sugar baby, time is money, and for her next attempt, she will be more careful about the man really having the kind of money she is looking for. most likely, that will mean older and uglier. but I don't thonk she'll have much luck on the prenup front, and once she eventually realizes that, I think she might end up regretting the switch.
Always helps my mood on these 10hr midnight shifts to see a new quickslice video please keep them coming you are the best!