Sorry I couldn’t really hide my anger and frustration with this guy lol. And apparently someone has been reporting videos about Kyle for defamation. This happened to My Thots, MovingMad, and James Rush. (Great channels btw, I know a lot of you watch them too, but if you haven’t go check them out 😁) Sooo, for the record, KYLE. This video is entirely just my opinion with some jokes and it’s primarily for entertainment. I’m not spreading any misinformation about you or misrepresenting anything. You went on a reality show and people are commenting on your behavior on said reality show. Simple as that. Now be a brave little barnacle and take the heat. Also, Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! Except Angela. Not her.
Thank you so kind of you. I don't blame you one bit, but don't be surprised if you get a copyright strike or a dm threatening to sue you for defamation. He's been doing it to every creator who made a video about him. What he doesn't realize is, if its true, its not defamation! I think everyone is just as upset about him, so don't apologize. We all feel the same.
There's only one situation and one place where the words "good girl" or "good boy" should ever be used when speaking to another person and it's not at the dinner table ;)
The women who received his “direct” donations were either too poor to afford actual IVF or on their very last egg and desperate. You won’t ever convince that a woman wanted this man’s baby gravy.
As a European I can confirm we do grow up in the olden times. Now excuse me, I need to churn butter while I still have daylight. Those wigs don't buy themselves, you know.
On the preview for next week's episode she's like "I can't do this anymore, he's awful!" Or something lol. She goes on another date with him and is clearly repulsed the entire time. I think she's long long gone
You’re not just casually hanging out but on a proper date at least have a shower and change into clean clothes 🤮 and he keeps banging on about his sperm count like it’s his only redeeming quality
TLC is definitely shopping Doctor Phil and other TV shows for the worst people for this show. It's actually not very entertaining anymore and more infuriating. That's why I stopped watching the show seasons ago. It's only shameless shock value now.
He probably was raised with a father figure from the same kind (narcissistic, lack of self awareness, no empathy, superiority complex) and a mother who enabled that behavior (like the woman in the video) I’m sure there was a lack of boundaries, no repercussions and predatory behaviors normalized where he grew up.
@@mindfortress105he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt chill the fuck out. It wasn’t appropriate for dinner but you should not care this much what people in an airport are wearing.
Has it honestly never occurred to this little creep that he might benefit from applying this points system to himself? He is literally the exact opposite of what he expects her to be for him.
Yeah - she's supposed to smell good and get points, but he sweats in his airport clothes and wears them inappropriately to a restaurant and then gives HER a hard time for wanting him to be remotely presentable?
@@christophergallagher3721 right? It’s almost as though what he’s really trying to tell her is “here’s the deal -I’m going to to whatever the hell I want and then you also are going to do whatever the hell I want”.
You know that joke where they ask women who they would rather be alone in the woods with, a bear or a man? Yeah, he's the reason why most girls say they would rather take their chances on the bear.
@@bigisrickshe clearly didn’t know he was like this, people can come across much better via messages. Also just because she’s got poor judgement doesn’t make this any less true for the rest of us.
Ugh I watched this on my phone and now I feel the need to sanitize my phone repeatedly and wash my hands like a surgeon getting ready for an operation. Ugh.
0:25 seconds in and man already slaps *super hard* choosing violence with "what's with these dude with absolutely nothing to offer in any way shape or form acting like they're a catch" lmao 💀💀💀
As a European I can confirm we do wear wigs all the time combined with gowns and corsets, and we have private horse chauffeurs😌 oh and we shower all the time. which is weird because way back in the olden-olden times (not to be confused with olden times) they showered almost never🧐
Okay I’m legitimately shocked by how stupid this man is. “The olden times” what is he, 4?! Also yeah the slurping is almost as much of a red flag as the points. You should be on your best behaviour on a date, especially a first one. Dude is slimy as hell. How did he manage to woo her via messages when he’s like this.
I feel so bad for the woman. From what we’ve seen, she doesn’t seem insecure or naive, she’s not afraid to call him out after all. How good is he with his online persona??? She should’ve done more damn research but if someone seemed 100% chill online, I can see why you wouldn’t think to google their name either.
How do you even come up with such crazy, yet totally spot on comparisons like the one with the barnacle? Hilarious and fully deserved 😄 I sure hope to never hear from/about this dude ever again, but if there's another episode with him I'd have to see it with your commentary! Please, keep on doing the fantastic work you're doing!
You really do an amazing job of conveying the disgust and contempt you have for Kyle. I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time lol thank you!
I'm a country bumpkin that wears nothing but dirty work boots blue jeans and a t shirt all the time... But I'm going out on a date or with friends I clean my going out boots and throw on a decent looking shirt
You’re one of the funniest commentators out there and I always laugh out loud on these videos. I don’t even care about the shows it’s just hilarious to see you rip on these people
So there’s a point system for his actual girlfriend but any donor lady could get it? It’s like he’s getting off to being the option for women who desperately want children
"I think I'd be more attracted to a xenomorph" 😂😂😂 Also QuickSlice careful, this guy has been going around taking videos down talking about him with claims of "defamation".
Sorry I couldn’t really hide my anger and frustration with this guy lol. And apparently someone has been reporting videos about Kyle for defamation. This happened to My Thots, MovingMad, and James Rush. (Great channels btw, I know a lot of you watch them too, but if you haven’t go check them out 😁)
Sooo, for the record, KYLE. This video is entirely just my opinion with some jokes and it’s primarily for entertainment. I’m not spreading any misinformation about you or misrepresenting anything. You went on a reality show and people are commenting on your behavior on said reality show. Simple as that. Now be a brave little barnacle and take the heat.
Also, Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!
Except Angela. Not her.
I think I’d respect you less if you didn’t show your anger and frustration with this guy, frankly
Thank you ❤ and also thank you for enduring this for us. I know it's not always fun for you. But it's fun for us😂 great episode
MICHAEL!!! 🤬
Thank you so kind of you.
I don't blame you one bit, but don't be surprised if you get a copyright strike or a dm threatening to sue you for defamation. He's been doing it to every creator who made a video about him.
What he doesn't realize is, if its true, its not defamation!
I think everyone is just as upset about him, so don't apologize. We all feel the same.
Thank you!
You made my day better.
"My hobby is sperm donation" is *the* WORST sentence I've ever heard. My appetite just disappeared, and I love food 🤢
@alyssiataylor546 That makes two of us.
😅😅😅
99 percent of people love food
“ I love food” is eating one of your hobbies ?
@@andrewcruz1931 can be if you're a foodie 😊
Dude wouldn’t even pass his own point system.
💀💀
His point system is about increasing the s count and fertility.
Obviously he would pass.
Still he would fail any other test.
😂😂
😂😅😭
😂😂😂😂True
It's sad that there's 72 children who have him as a biological father.
Lol they don’t even know him
@@LaSombraabut they share genes with this creep 🫡
I always wondered where all the stoopid people come from.. I know now.
But they have his genes. Let's hope his creepiness is not genetic.
Imagine finding out who your sperm donor dad was, googling him and then finding this video 😱
if gonorrhea/chlamydia was a person
🤮
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌
@@Falconer22 umm they meant sentient mutation
Haha it's the first time I understand why people in Medellín call others gonorrea. He is the personification of it
Stwaap😂
He might be a "catch" in that Chris Hansen kind of way.
😂😂😂
Solid
😂😂😂😂😂
He might be a "catch" in an STD kind of way too.
Clever and spot on! Someone check his hard drive!
If a man I was on date with said “Good girl” because I ate my food, I would silently get up from the table, walk away and never speak to him, again.
what if he said naughty naughty 😂
@@califer96 Haha. I’d run.
There's only one situation and one place where the words "good girl" or "good boy" should ever be used when speaking to another person and it's not at the dinner table ;)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was a funny comment…Good girl
The women who received his “direct” donations were either too poor to afford actual IVF or on their very last egg and desperate. You won’t ever convince that a woman wanted this man’s baby gravy.
No unless it was absolutely dire straits
@wumbology6072 like the existence of mankind depends on it
Unfortunately he probably seemed caring or not a pervert by these women.
But even desperate women could get better quality gravy.
Are we sure that the women consented?
As a European I can confirm we do grow up in the olden times. Now excuse me, I need to churn butter while I still have daylight. Those wigs don't buy themselves, you know.
My European brother in arm ❤
😂😂😂😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO 😭
I'll have Winston bring the horse and cart around.
Kyle's been sending copyright claims to anyone who talks about him 😂 Everyone say hi to Kyle!
Oh god…. That’s means this isn’t a character for tv, he’s actually like this
Hi Kyle 😂
hey Kyle you're a dick try and sue me lol 👋
Suck a bag of 🦆, Kyle
don't be such a goober, Kyle
This man's spirit animal is a tapeworm
😂😂😂😂😂
good one
I need to be told that this girl leaves him.
Right?!
I'm not even going to watch. I'm just telling myself she left immediately after this lol
On the preview for next week's episode she's like "I can't do this anymore, he's awful!" Or something lol. She goes on another date with him and is clearly repulsed the entire time. I think she's long long gone
@@therealmayac yesss this is what I needed to hear!
Oh, she’s not long gone like she should be
Dead eyes. Dude has dead eyes.
Girl, RUN.
He needs to be arrested immediately, no trial needed
Straight to jail. Immediately. Right away.
@@ashleydixon5181 under the jail
Seconded ... check his car boot and his hard drive now!
Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
My jaw dropped when he walked into the date with basketball shorts and a t shirt. -100 points
You’re not just casually hanging out but on a proper date at least have a shower and change into clean clothes 🤮 and he keeps banging on about his sperm count like it’s his only redeeming quality
"No one should accept you for who you are!" Lmfaooooooooo
I know that killed me 😂
Silce was PISSED 😭😭
TLC is definitely shopping Doctor Phil and other TV shows for the worst people for this show. It's actually not very entertaining anymore and more infuriating. That's why I stopped watching the show seasons ago. It's only shameless shock value now.
tlc is trash tv created by complete sociopaths 😭
@@TESkyrimizer Truth
Have to agree with you, some of these are just too painful to even watch
Don’t they reach out to the show cause there in a relationship?
same
I’m genuinely asking, who tf does this guy think he is? Where did this unearned confidence come from?
I'm guessing a lack of consequence and add patriarchy just in case
@@Air_Serpent - No; patriarchy crushes guys like this.
The whole agenda against bullying and having "safe spaces". He acts like this because he didn't get punched in the face enough...
He probably was raised with a father figure from the same kind (narcissistic, lack of self awareness, no empathy, superiority complex) and a mother who enabled that behavior (like the woman in the video) I’m sure there was a lack of boundaries, no repercussions and predatory behaviors normalized where he grew up.
@christophergallagher3721 I'm not seeing any evidence of him being crushed lmao 😂😂😂
She is the embodiment of "I can change him."
And he is the embodiment of the word Predator.
I feel like predators have more finesse for lack of a better word. He isn’t even trying
@@malcolmhodnett8874 Yeah he's very off putting haha
"i feel special"
"I feel SICK" LMFAO
Airport clothes to a formal dinner is just disturbing
the fact that you think being dressed like a hobo in an airport is ok is disturbing
@@mindfortress105he was wearing shorts and a t-shirt chill the fuck out. It wasn’t appropriate for dinner but you should not care this much what people in an airport are wearing.
@@mindfortress105what
I would never in my entire fucking LIFE do this ESPECIALLY if I was in ANY way interested in them
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Has it honestly never occurred to this little creep that he might benefit from applying this points system to himself? He is literally the exact opposite of what he expects her to be for him.
Yeah - she's supposed to smell good and get points, but he sweats in his airport clothes and wears them inappropriately to a restaurant and then gives HER a hard time for wanting him to be remotely presentable?
@@christophergallagher3721 right? It’s almost as though what he’s really trying to tell her is “here’s the deal -I’m going to to whatever the hell I want and then you also are going to do whatever the hell I want”.
I hate him
@@christophergallagher3721 Fucking airport clothes. Gross. I don't even care that it's a formal dinner, but airport clothes are fucking gross.
That’s what Inces do they expect women to be a certain way when they don’t do that them selfs
I deduct 50 points for his receding hairline 🤣
Minus 50 for his point system ☝️
So I'm negative 100 then...shit
I deduct 500 for his shortened stature.
@@tamaras.9639 no way I can launch a boat on that body of water.
@@tamaras.9639 would you body shame a woman like this ?
i'm sorry but this guy made me so goddamn uncomfortable, like I'm convinced he's worst then Ed and that's saying something.
I think he's much worse than Ed! Now TLC is working on upping the ante and making anyone previously on the show look like boyscouts /girl.
This was actually horrifying
This dude is 100% more of a knob than Rob.
Would agree, but then I saw the video's about how abusive Rob was off camera
agreed!!!
How do people like this guy even get women wtfffff
@@LaSombraaprobably women who grew up without dads 😭 dads need to do better.
@@GoldenRose116 Who did a video on that? I'm curious to see it
"I'm surprised he could convince a woman to be within 20 feet of him, let alone find a fiance" ... me too, man, me too!
You know that joke where they ask women who they would rather be alone in the woods with, a bear or a man? Yeah, he's the reason why most girls say they would rather take their chances on the bear.
that bear is starting to look pretty friendly compared to this creepazoid
Well.....she literally flew him out to her for two weeks. She's reaping what she sowed.
@@bigisrickshe clearly didn’t know he was like this, people can come across much better via messages. Also just because she’s got poor judgement doesn’t make this any less true for the rest of us.
I'm a man and I choose the bear over this guy.
@@stephenschuster9929 i'd rather have a beer with the bear. We'd have more in common
She should have told him he lost all his points when he walked in with his dirty clothes to the restaurant
Ugh I watched this on my phone and now I feel the need to sanitize my phone repeatedly and wash my hands like a surgeon getting ready for an operation. Ugh.
Yea this dude is so gross
Ditto 💯
“creepy little barnacle dude” lol
"10 points from Gryffindor" 😂
That was gold 😂
He’s not a gryffindor he’s a hugflepiff at best
@@Jimmyboygohome more like a Slytherin
She should have told him she will also have a point system.
-- points for him talking at all.
She's beautiful. Run honey, run!
I just FLEW to the Slice…be careful of this guy….he sues creators! IN MY OPINION HE IS A BOTTOM DWELLER
He can't because he doesn't own any of this content.
The chances of successfully suing for this are extremely remote.
@@MilkyWhite1 Anyone can claim to own this content, it's TH-cam after all.
Who wants to join a class action lawsuit against TLC for intentional infliction of emotional distress?
This guy makes Chaz look like a catch!
me!
0:25 seconds in and man already slaps *super hard* choosing violence with "what's with these dude with absolutely nothing to offer in any way shape or form acting like they're a catch" lmao 💀💀💀
That's not violence.
Lol! Men are never a catch. Women are the prize. He’s right 😂
As a European I can confirm we do wear wigs all the time combined with gowns and corsets, and we have private horse chauffeurs😌 oh and we shower all the time. which is weird because way back in the olden-olden times (not to be confused with olden times) they showered almost never🧐
Yes we do 😂 i walk in clumps and i live in a windmill
indeed,we did not shower until the invention of the shower,and we realised we can actually wash our bodies.
TheQuickSlice's roasts are priceless!
"You look like you just rolled out of the ocean because someone chipped you off a boat."🤣🤣🤣🤣
So he wants the women to smell good and do all this stuff for "points" while he walks around in the same sweaty clothes!!? 🤣🤣 de lu lu
Don't be shocked if you get some backlash after this video, he keeps flagging videos about him for defamation 😬 He's so gross and weird and yucky!
Has anyone heard the new trend of suing sperm donors for child support? Some state passed a law allowing that
It wasn't a US state. I believe it was actually in England.
That is messed up.
@@Datura981of course it was 😂
This would be the case I would say DO IT
this is the definition of creep
"Who is this stinky little barnacle?" 😭
I am shocked. SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked.
Okay I’m legitimately shocked by how stupid this man is. “The olden times” what is he, 4?! Also yeah the slurping is almost as much of a red flag as the points. You should be on your best behaviour on a date, especially a first one. Dude is slimy as hell. How did he manage to woo her via messages when he’s like this.
"Nobody cares you weirdo" I spit my coffee
I've.never been so pissed at a creep on this show so much before
"I think there are Xenomorphs from the Alien series that are more romantically attractive than Kyle" (hahahaha lmao that was a good one, spot on).
this man gives me cult leader vibes
Exactly- thank god he isn’t charismatic bc that’s definitely where it would lead.
The back scratches are mandatory
This man couldn't lead anything loll, he's the cult member everyone makes fun of.
Tbh
“Her online boyfriend turns out to be a CREEP” …shocker…
Kyle is the embodiment of the middle school boys gym changing room, odor included
Yuck. That's such a palpable description. Well done
I can’t stop wondering where this unwarranted confidence comes from. Is dude loaded ? Is it his own weird BDE ? I’m just baffled by it all
Narcissism
It seems to me he gets all of his self worth from his alleged very high sperm count. Which is pretty fucking bizarre if you ask me.
Apperently it's a theme that he's much more sane and charming online, and then a weirdo creep IRL
I feel so bad for the woman. From what we’ve seen, she doesn’t seem insecure or naive, she’s not afraid to call him out after all. How good is he with his online persona??? She should’ve done more damn research but if someone seemed 100% chill online, I can see why you wouldn’t think to google their name either.
7:46 "I feel sick".... I almost cried
Yes I'm from Ireland and we still wear wigs and gowns
😂❤
Wigs lmao Americans can be some of them so obnoxious 😂😂
I think he watched Harry Potter. That’s where the gowns and the point system came from
He speaks to her as if shes a child, and its fkn creeping me out. Everything's a red flag idk who would be desperate enough to even entertain him.
Im assuming the incentive to tolerate someone behaving that way is the paycheck from the show? I dont understand lmao
Ahhhh that's why she stays! Hope the paycheck is good.
Yeah and the fame that comes from the show. Followers = ads = money
Eh I’m thinking more sunk cost fallacy with the potential social media career as a contributing factor.
“OooOOhhHhhh I feel special” “I FEEL SICK”
This man is more interested in points than Eurovision jurors are, wtf is he playing at
He’d fit in with the freaks of Eurovision nicely
'Nobody should accept you for who you are'😂😂😂😂
A video game NPC has more depth than this guy.
He isn’t a catch he’s something you’ve caught, huge difference
Feels like catching garbage when you’re expecting an actual fish
“And we’re not off to a good start…nobody cares, you werido”
🤣
“Nobody should be accepting you for who you are” 😂😂😂
"Who is this little barnacle" 😭😭😭😭
Creepy little barnacle boy
He just reeks of creepiness
How do you even come up with such crazy, yet totally spot on comparisons like the one with the barnacle? Hilarious and fully deserved 😄 I sure hope to never hear from/about this dude ever again, but if there's another episode with him I'd have to see it with your commentary! Please, keep on doing the fantastic work you're doing!
Anyone who buttons the top button on a polo is a creep in my book.
Yet doesn't wear underwear in public
I have a friend who speaks to his bf this way (albeit no points system). It’s crazy how guys act when they have the financial advantage
"his" boyfriend??
They carry the "pride" flag 🙄@@MelanatedRepublican
@@MelanatedRepublican you heard me
@@Globalastral5 well those sorts of men aren't normal and are generally predators so what did you expect
Why are you friends with him?
If it were up to me and him to keep the human race going, I wouldn’t.
This guy is the worst!!!
Bruh 😂😂😂😂 your commentary is funny af ! 😭 why you calling this man a Barnacle lmaooo
I'm deceased with how QuickSlice kept up with the barnacle name-calling LOL always a pleasure
People you meet online can be creepy? I honestly had no idea.
Slice ! Your point of view is the Best 😅 !
His parents should be arrested and tried just for having had this goblin.
I’m liking this video before even watching
Haha me too 😅
_This_ is what those dudes who complain about "modern women" look like😂
Happy mother's day to all the quickslice mamas ❤
Thank you! And a moment of silence for Kyle’s mom.
@@shannonigans2220😂
What’s hilarious is if a women used a point system on him he’s have a breakdown! 🤣
I'm 6 and 220 and I would not sleep around him. That dude scares me.
"10 points from Griffindor" nearly made me fall off my chair with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly if I was in her position, I'd have applied the point system on him too. Although I really doubt he'd be able to end with a positive score.
Can we please take a moment to appreciate TheQuickSlice's absolutely flawless comedic timing. The sardonic throw-ins are impeccable.
That was one hell of an opening lmao
You really do an amazing job of conveying the disgust and contempt you have for Kyle. I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time lol thank you!
FYI Vile Kyle is going to file a defamation claim against your video like he has done on every other commentary video about him.
He wants to be the new Ed, become a ‘meme’ and become famous for being abusive and cringe…
The network has her locked into a contract, she has to go along with the story they want just for time fillings.
Looking like you just got scrapped of the bottom of a boat is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂
Kyle biting the curb 4k
I feel violated, I feel traumatized, I don’t want to live in the same world as this creep.
I can’t stop thinking about him, I’m suing you!!!!
I'm a country bumpkin that wears nothing but dirty work boots blue jeans and a t shirt all the time... But I'm going out on a date or with friends I clean my going out boots and throw on a decent looking shirt
You’re one of the funniest commentators out there and I always laugh out loud on these videos. I don’t even care about the shows it’s just hilarious to see you rip on these people
So there’s a point system for his actual girlfriend but any donor lady could get it? It’s like he’s getting off to being the option for women who desperately want children
I feel bad for the kids that have half of his DNA!
This dude for sure got beat up at least 3 times a week growing up. Definitely spent 75 percent of his time in a locker
"I think I'd be more attracted to a xenomorph" 😂😂😂
Also QuickSlice careful, this guy has been going around taking videos down talking about him with claims of "defamation".
I think he's trying to strike them, but I don't think he's been successful
About 20 seconds into hearing this man talk, his fruitiness is very evident.
agreed
I could really hear the anger in your poetic choice of words 😂😂 subscribing!!
I've never felt more uncomfortable in my entire life