@@Starlight-gf9kg Also, remember the little floaty thing called "Pari" and our partner called "Sorush" that we uses to explore that area? That thing is a mixture of three gods namely: Goddess of Flowers, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, and the Previous Hydro Archon.
She is not a fish she is still half human, Poor neu is all 100% pure water dweller and literally tastes all the ocean and we all know he loves his tap and we bring him to a literally bonafide Desert with not even a waterhole his claim is nonsense but reasonable lol.
Bro's basically me at this point. ● Can't survive heat. ✅️ ● Can't understand humans. ✅️ ● Can't understand himself. ✅️ ● Does the same thing over and over again every single day. ✅️ ● Can't control his emotions. ✅️ ● He doesn't even understand the purpose of his own existence. ✅️ *And yet somehow I don't kin him.*
I can relate to him actually... It's better to stay hydrated somewhere inside of a building with a cool temperature than going to damn desert only to be killed by the sun itself
Neuvillette: I am going to die here! Kokomi: Get a hold of yourself man, I am half fish. Traveler: I don't even belong to this world... Tartaglia: Where I come from... Neuvillette: NO ONE ASKED!
Yes now that makes more sense to me. Weather shouldn’t bother him, man at full power can flood continents. But he should be worried about the dragon with powers technically opposite to him, who is also very pissed off. State of Apep should worry him as well, if nothing else then Dragon Sovereign Camaraderie.
@@LegendaryTalesandTrails in his story quest he mentions that he would like to meet the other dragons to learn more about himself. I don't think we told him apep wouldn't be a fan
I just thought of this: What if he does not mean an attempt to kill him by dehydration? What if he means that since this is a desert, no one will be likely to find him in all that sand?
To control water, you need said water to be present nearby. Without lakes or river, your "ammo" would be the water you naturally have within yourself... And Nuvi literally loses HP on attack, implying that is exactly how he summons his water jet. No wonder he thinks you're trying to kill him.
Kokomi seems concerned Childe seems pretty pleased with the outcome since Neuv did beat his ass and wrongfully imprisoned him Lumine doesn’t really give a shit because hey new Husbando! And Paimon is hungry for food probably….
0:27 I love how the party just looks at each other nonchalantly. Reminds me of Toy Story 2 when Utililty-belt Buzz's helmet was removed, gasping for air and everyone looked at him nonchalantly. 😂
The ex hydro dragon (he's previous life?) was heated for 40 years to death. Source from the Byakuyakoku Collection found in enkanomiya. "Forty winters entombed the flames, and forty summers churned the seas. The Seven Sovereigns were vanquished, and the seven nations submitted to the heavens. " No wonder he doesn't like heat. And in the Chinese version of his voice-over, he only addresses the traveler with the respectful/sarcastic 'you' in the hello(respectful) and desert(sarcastic) recording. In every other recording he just uses the normal 'you'.
Dude I went to the desert to do Nahida's quest to find Apep for Neuvillette and he said this line. All I had to say is "You are literally the only reason Im venturing this far into the desert!" I kinda stopped playing after we got the second or third desert update because I was sick of the desert-
Relatable to be honest. And considering his skin is covered by at least a layer of thick formal clothing, i say its reasonable. And i hate it being hot too.
*Traveler inviting Neuvillete and tighnari to come to the desert * Neuvillete: I suddenly remember there a trial going today . Tighnari: i forgot to bring a medicine to a patient! Collei: master tighnari our list of today is empty… Furina: I’ll be take care of the trial have a great trip my lovely ludex Furina mind: that what you get for humiliation me !
I was wondering why my Neuvilette kept saying that while I was exploring Sumeru for the first time. 😅 Context: I hadn't played Genshin for 2 years and returned because I saw Neuvillete and liked Fontaine. I unlocked all of the Fontaine teleport way points, only to realize I actually needed to do Sumeru's Archon quest to reach Fontaine's story. 😅 So I got Neuvilette first, unlocked all of Fontaine's way points, completed The Chasm, and have only just finished the Sumeru Archon quest. It is time!!!
His ascend material is literally "Starfish"
DAMNIT CYNO
damn.. so it is patrick's voice..
No ,It's Patrick!
This will age well
I don't get it
Can't blame him for not liking sand. It's coarse, rough, and gets everywhere
Aranakin approves :]
The fact he have to go though the desert to get to others nation that probably why he need someone deliver water for him
I love the Anakin reference, they would definitely be friends over it
Don’t forget irritating.
He's gonna execute the -younglings- Melusines
1. The ex hydro archon died in the desert
2. He senses Apep and doesnt wanna meet
3. Too dry
wait did the hydro archon rlly died in desert?
Source?
@@Starlight-gf9kgThe tree in Vourukasha Oasis is where Egeria's consciousness is anchored currently. She died during the cataclysm.
@@Ishiokay ohhhh thx for explaning
@@Starlight-gf9kg Also, remember the little floaty thing called "Pari" and our partner called "Sorush" that we uses to explore that area?
That thing is a mixture of three gods namely: Goddess of Flowers, Greater Lord Rukkhadevata, and the Previous Hydro Archon.
Neuvillette: I am a Water Dragon, I can't survive here.
Kokomi: I am an actual Fish.
Neuvillette: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!
Gumball logic for Kokomi 😂
Kokomi is a human based of genshin
@@ayakanagata4574based of off genshin?
@@ayakanagata4574at least put the whole ass sentence
She is not a fish she is still half human, Poor neu is all 100% pure water dweller and literally tastes all the ocean and we all know he loves his tap and we bring him to a literally bonafide Desert with not even a waterhole his claim is nonsense but reasonable lol.
Who wins? Man who can control massive amounts of water? or one gaint "pile" of sand?
Deshret reaction to that information :
@@No-cc1fqwin for the god of the golden sands👏💪
Figuratively and Literally, if you put reality, Sand also wins😅😂
*chad music plays to honor the sand*
Anakin
For the finishing blow, Cyno suddenly appears to crack a joke 🤣.
*Cyno's head abruptly pops out of the sand* Hydrate don't Diedrate
😂😂😂 you are so wrong for doing this
“If you quite dragon your feet we can get to a water source quicker.
Do you get it DRAGON 😀” -Cyno probably
Cyno: “So, you must be the dro I’ve heard about.”
Neuvillette: “What?”
Cyno: “Hi, dro.”
Neuvillette: “WHAT?!”
@@LookAtThisHuman
I can feel everyone's eyes rolling
Imagine apep's reaction after realizing another sovereign is in her territory 💀
Edit : wth is happening in the reply section 🗿
Another dragon war
I can hear her now "Get off my sand dune dragonling!"
Nah she probably find Neuvillette as fine male and invite him to repopulate their Sovereign dragon kin with her
@@roxisultimate8152Wtf
@@roxisultimate8152make sure they Bloom all over the place
He needs his H2O
No he want D2O
He need his h2o like o2
@@maxtntggezdio,
The worrrldddddddddd
Wryyyy
Well i mean….he could generate his own water and wet status with his idle animation…
@@qrowbranwen8245 hmm true
Tighnari: "First time?"
Good one
"Assassination Attempt"
Suddenly..
Prompto: Imperial Above us!
Neuvillette: Thanks... what?
"In the distance" brrrrrrr
Ignis: There is a magitec engine nearby.
Neuvillette: Alright who are you and what in the primordial sea is going on!?
Neuvillette: Man it's hot...
Gladio: Then lose the jacket.
@@hiryu64 Neuvillette: like you? No way..
Gladio: what? embarrassed to show your scrawny body?
Luxu: Master of masters i have fufilled my role now.
Loving this fandom references. And I have been in both! 😊
Neuvillette is used to living in Fontaine, so it's normal for him to feel strange when he comes to another place:)
His dialogue about the assassination attempt actually refers to Deserts only. Man loves water, so being in a place devoid of water is hell for him 😂
@@nicegamesbro4363 also because there's a grumpy racist dragon grandma in the desert who'll prob skin him alive for associating with humans
@@nicegamesbro4363that and maybe sensing Apep in the desert.
He is the water dragon, he doesn't like dry places with very low humidity
The place that doesn't have ANY water would sound STraNge to him...
Neuvillette in the desert: “I hate it here”
Me, who just wanted to bring him to see Apep so they could be dragon buddies: 🥺ok
hahahahah
I hate to be one of those people but: MUM I’M FAMOUS!!! Tysm for the likes!
@@sillyunicorn25 Next up is Liyue of Ahzahas, then after Dluvalin in mostant. Next up is world domination BABY
Should have gone with Dvalin first, I guess.
wait so he ACTUALLY says that?
Bro's basically me at this point.
● Can't survive heat. ✅️
● Can't understand humans. ✅️
● Can't understand himself. ✅️
● Does the same thing over and over again every single day. ✅️
● Can't control his emotions. ✅️
● He doesn't even understand the purpose of his own existence. ✅️
*And yet somehow I don't kin him.*
Damn i don't even know what to say
You lies you don't solo street fight with 9 stars
@@roxisultimate8152 That's true ig. 😭
Fellow autistic...?
@@felixgonzalez5135 Not sure. Never really got diagnosed. :/
I can relate to him actually...
It's better to stay hydrated somewhere inside of a building with a cool temperature than going to damn desert only to be killed by the sun itself
without sun thou you would also die, since it's crucial for our organism and skin, not just water.
@@BiBa-kr3pe I know, but I'm still alive somehow... Sadly...
strong bug x)@@LoneWolfMikoto
I imagine Neuvillette inside a fish tank well hydrated while accompanying the traveler through the desert😂
I didn't realise how well Tartaglia fit in with the desert
Bro looks like an Eremite
@@humss12-andesgiolenarda.87lmao 💀
@@humss12-andesgiolenarda.87shit you have a point
WAIT HE DOES
Just everyone staring at him as he’s having his meltdown killed me.😂
Neuvillette: I am going to die here!
Kokomi: Get a hold of yourself man, I am half fish.
Traveler: I don't even belong to this world...
Tartaglia: Where I come from...
Neuvillette: NO ONE ASKED!
*”According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale I sentence the desert to death.’”*
Kokomi: im a fish.
Cilde:im a whale.
Nuevillette: SHUT UP.
The way his cape physics fold makes him look like a snail when he coughs 😂
I think he is more concerned with Angry Apep rather than desert itself....
Naw probably it so dry and hot like a fish being cooked on the oven
@@Nakuweed-samurai I mean, he can literally summon clouds to himself and make it rain... or, cry for a change... :DD
Yes now that makes more sense to me. Weather shouldn’t bother him, man at full power can flood continents. But he should be worried about the dragon with powers technically opposite to him, who is also very pissed off. State of Apep should worry him as well, if nothing else then Dragon Sovereign Camaraderie.
True, especially since he is now in the form of human.
@@LegendaryTalesandTrails in his story quest he mentions that he would like to meet the other dragons to learn more about himself. I don't think we told him apep wouldn't be a fan
I just thought of this:
What if he does not mean an attempt to kill him by dehydration? What if he means that since this is a desert, no one will be likely to find him in all that sand?
Like in those stories where people bring their targets to dense forested areas to finish them off
Or he knows Apep is still cranky and he's in her territory.
didn't the old hydro archon die in the sumeru desert?
Plot twist, he's referring to Cyno's Judgment cause who would win, a Judge or Anubis?
@@TravellerZasha Or Cyno's puns
Neuvelitte: "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!"
Tighnari: "First time?"
Neuvillete: **When you approach a oasis** "I wonder what the lone water of the dessert taste like."
To control water, you need said water to be present nearby. Without lakes or river, your "ammo" would be the water you naturally have within yourself... And Nuvi literally loses HP on attack, implying that is exactly how he summons his water jet.
No wonder he thinks you're trying to kill him.
0:17: This is suicidal for Neuvillette since there’s not much water in the Sumeru Desert.
he can drink all those Oasis
The recoil of that cough💀
Kokomi seems concerned
Childe seems pretty pleased with the outcome since Neuv did beat his ass and wrongfully imprisoned him
Lumine doesn’t really give a shit because hey new Husbando!
And Paimon is hungry for food probably….
Childe looks more confused then pleased
He look both@@Medinacrystalheart
Drangon for dinner sound excinting
@@breathair69420 yum 😋
At least now Tighnari isn't alone in his suffering. 😅
Two fishes in the desert pretty ironic
0:27 I love how the party just looks at each other nonchalantly. Reminds me of Toy Story 2 when Utililty-belt Buzz's helmet was removed, gasping for air and everyone looked at him nonchalantly. 😂
Venti & Zhongli: "No fake vision, bro?"
since Egeria also ded in the desert
i guess that's wht he revering to 😅
Neuviemon having heatstroke while Apep is having field day with the fungus
When Hoyo were on the streak of creating ONLY desert areas, these were my words too
Patrick coughing is so iconic the thumbnail completely gave it away and it's glorious.
"A dragon cry a day keeps sumeru's desert away"
I love how Childe is just standing there.
His sweet payback for wrongly putting him in jail
Neuvilette is one of the few characters who's voicelines are interesting to listen to
try it especially the "Visions II"
The Traveler and Yanfei's voiceline are pretty neet
Me 🤝 Tighnari 🤝 Neuvilette 🤝 Aranaras
Hate Valuka
Valuka?
@@stressedhaish69420 it means sand. It's mentioned by the Aranara who hates sand, Aranakin and it's a Star War reference.
Tighnari: The irony
@@winterphuntasm
Is it hot as hell ?
@@winterphuntasmwhat Star wars reference? Valuka Means sand in my 1st language so it's not just some fiction. Aranara words are from my language.
I can relate with Neuvilette. Even the mere ray of sunlight sends me hissing like a vampire.
the way his cape moved 💀
THE RECOIL ON HIS CAPE MAKES THE ANIMATJON FUNNIER BRO
“Assassin attempt”
*flashbacks to THAT one hydro boss*
The ex hydro dragon (he's previous life?) was heated for 40 years to death. Source from the Byakuyakoku Collection found in enkanomiya. "Forty winters entombed the flames, and forty summers churned the seas. The Seven Sovereigns were vanquished, and the seven nations submitted to the heavens. " No wonder he doesn't like heat. And in the Chinese version of his voice-over, he only addresses the traveler with the respectful/sarcastic 'you' in the hello(respectful) and desert(sarcastic) recording. In every other recording he just uses the normal 'you'.
Apep: why did you betray me, you filthy dragon interact with scum human
Neuvillette: "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!!!!?????"
Me: a dessert
0:32 lmao his face 😭
I knew where this was going by Neuvillette's pose in the thumbnail and yet it still made me laugh 😂
It’s ok neuvillette, i hate the desert too:)
The quests, the exploration etc.
The Sumeru is great but Sumeru's dessert is 💯% hell
Dude I went to the desert to do Nahida's quest to find Apep for Neuvillette and he said this line. All I had to say is "You are literally the only reason Im venturing this far into the desert!"
I kinda stopped playing after we got the second or third desert update because I was sick of the desert-
Despite being an ancient hydro dragon live for thousand of years, he cannot handle desert
He's not thousands of years old. He's the reincarnation of the hydro sovereign. He's 1000 at best since he did know Egeria.
Childe: I thought you could use the water in the air!
Neuvillette: THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, RUN OUT OF MUSCLE!?
THE MOVENT WHEN HES ON THE GROUND DIEING HAS ME SUFFICATING
Neuvillette and tighnari will get along so well
They might even became a team in co-op mode
Him: •TWERKING AGGRESSIVELY• “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!”
imagine him crying and turning the entire desert into a sea
His tailcoat helpppp😂😂😂
Neuvi 🤝🏻 Tighnari
Neuvillette 🤝 Tighnari 🤝 _Aranakin_
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 True 😂💀
@@shanedoesyoutube8001traveler: i do not care y’all gonna come whether you like it or not
THE WAY HE COUGHS 😭
I'M DEAD 😭😭😭
hahahaha childe and kokomi's faces are priceless, amazing! 🤣🤣🤣
His words are very relatable. Who likes Sumeru desert?!
Me
i hate walking simulator.
Okay, he might be my favorite Genshin character now 😂
Kokomi could hydrate him in seconds... but chooses not to.
The patrick cough topped it all off 😂😂
Neuvillette : "suffering"
Apep : do you think to swim in the desert, bro?
The sumeru dessert barging in too ,makes this scenario even better.
Looked like a blue chicken for a second 😂
Childe says Matta will stop complaining 😂😂
That first line, the assignation, why was I thinking a romance plot 😭😭😭😭😭
Childe & Koko looking at each other is so funny 😂
Вот тебе и могущественный гидрл дракон
Childe: "...this is the guy that defeated me in the Court"
Lol
Dudes dying so much it knocked the vibrant colours of his clothes💀
I just knew I was going to hear Patrick’s voice.
Childe: I am a whale
Kokomi: I am a fish
No one:
Neuvillette: AND I AM A FREAKING HYDRO DRAGON, I CAN'T BREATHE HERE
I like how Ajax, Kokomi, and Traveller standing watching Neuvilette dying like: 🧍🧍🧍
And Paimon are just floating there
“To survive in the desert, you have to be in the desert!” Kokomi probably
Him: I can't breathe. 💀
0:25 not what i was expecting but i was glad to see it lol
Childe’s sassy stance 💀💀😭
"hydro dragon hydro dragon please cry all you want this place be dry"
This is one of my favourite parts abt Neuvillette, and I’m glad I have him too😂❤
Imagine also bringing him to the Eternal Oasis
He feels relieved to find some water only to find its in Eternal stasis
Relatable to be honest. And considering his skin is covered by at least a layer of thick formal clothing, i say its reasonable. And i hate it being hot too.
I love how Neuvilette has a rooster tail for a bit at the end there
Its even funnier with the fact that Childe and Koko fish also a hydro with water creature symbol
I don't know if he's talking about the dry sand or the old grandma living underneath lmao
Imagine you can use his charge attack because there's no qater in dessert or the water is too far
"You're outta water?! You can't run out of water, I thought you could use the water in the air!"
"THERE **IS** NO WATER IN THIS AIR!!!!!!"
Anakin: Is this man one of my people?
To be fair, I hate the desert, too. I don't really blame him for choking and being on edge. The desert scares me 😔
WAIT PLS HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN WITH THE TAIL OF HIS COAT WHEN HE"S ON THE GROUND I CANT-
try furina, she literally says ill bless you with some water😊
Neuvillette: You bring the Hydro Dragon out here!? In the daytime!? In the desert!?
He looks like a rooster TwT
*Traveler inviting Neuvillete and tighnari to come to the desert *
Neuvillete: I suddenly remember there a trial going today .
Tighnari: i forgot to bring a medicine to a patient!
Collei: master tighnari our list of today is empty…
Furina: I’ll be take care of the trial have a great trip my lovely ludex
Furina mind: that what you get for humiliation me !
Neuvilette is the biggest drama queen when it comes to the desert
Neuvillette: ¡¿QUE CLASE DE SITIO ES ESTEEEE?!
Sumerus desert is neuvillets worst nightmare haha
I was wondering why my Neuvilette kept saying that while I was exploring Sumeru for the first time.
😅 Context: I hadn't played Genshin for 2 years and returned because I saw Neuvillete and liked Fontaine. I unlocked all of the Fontaine teleport way points, only to realize I actually needed to do Sumeru's Archon quest to reach Fontaine's story. 😅 So I got Neuvilette first, unlocked all of Fontaine's way points, completed The Chasm, and have only just finished the Sumeru Archon quest. It is time!!!