I think a lot of the time it means 'the graphics look about ten-to-fifteen years out of date because that's the best we can achieve with the budget/time/manpower/experience we have, so we're just going to use it as a selling point'.
So I wanted to make a joke, somehow involving Grendel's mom.. I couldn't remember her name.. which then led to a rabbit hole of this century long scholarly debate amongst the ultra elbow patched tryhards of historical literature.. in a discourse that has been going on since the 1920s back and forth as to a word used in her description that has a potential meaning in common usage outside of a direct translation potentially depending on which fork of the language you're talking about, all revolving around it as to whether or not she was a fugly troll lady.. or supernatural sexy demon goddess.. books have been written.. many many books.. But turns out she doesn't have a name.. so my joke doesn't work.. gosh darn it.. another example of academia throwing an endless amount of effort and resources into the tiniest of things that.. actually technically by its very debate is nonsensical in a wider context, as it's the wider context that is providing the ammunition for the debate.. when you could have been trying to figure out the name of the lady, so I could make my stupid joke.. asshats!
@@sleepalaska lol I mean I forgot about the bk promo kart racer thing they had and the other ones but I was talking about actually good quality games not the half ass wipe ya ass games.
Huh, this looks like the most ambitious Greenlite production ever made. I would not play it but I can see that there’s a lot of love put into it. Edit: 24 minutes in for the first enemy 😂😂
Yaaay, second! 0:20 "I'm not in the mood for a real challenge". Says Oboe, a person who barely finished Crybabies, a game for 2 year olds, on easiest difficulty. We all know the truth, the jig is up, bud. F A K E G A M E R.
It's like hellgate London.. but with better voice acting and the developers don't actively hate you with every handcrafted procedurally generated broken step..
my god i'm so lonely so i open the window to hear sounds of people to hear sounds of people venus, planet of love was destroyed by global warming did its people want too much, too? did its people want too much?
I love the channel but it always bugs me when a relatively large creator doesn't pay for a game even it's a demo. I mean, he's going to make a good chunk of change off of making fun of.this game.
Oboe should play “shattered union” Washington DC gets nuked and somehow different states think it was each other so they splinter off into several factions, California is one Texas is another and I believe Florida formed the new confederacy. It’s a turn based strategy game released on the original xbox
The game made a joke about thrown weapons being faster than reloading and Oboe said nothing. NOTHING.
He fell off 😔
Dolemen really broke him
Grendel, Gollum and Dolmen mystical trio
Don't bring Dolmen down to the level of Gollum. It sickens me.
Made it like 80 questions in, akinator could not guess this character.
Love it when games call themselves "retro styled" for no reason whatsoever
Retro styled milsim souls-like extraction shooter with RPG elements
@@greyish7212can't forget "action adventure"
I love your retro style comment
I think a lot of the time it means 'the graphics look about ten-to-fifteen years out of date because that's the best we can achieve with the budget/time/manpower/experience we have, so we're just going to use it as a selling point'.
They just mean bad graphics.
Grendel: the gun every starfield player learns to avoid once the Beowolf starts spawning
So I wanted to make a joke, somehow involving Grendel's mom.. I couldn't remember her name.. which then led to a rabbit hole of this century long scholarly debate amongst the ultra elbow patched tryhards of historical literature.. in a discourse that has been going on since the 1920s back and forth as to a word used in her description that has a potential meaning in common usage outside of a direct translation potentially depending on which fork of the language you're talking about, all revolving around it as to whether or not she was a fugly troll lady.. or supernatural sexy demon goddess.. books have been written.. many many books..
But turns out she doesn't have a name.. so my joke doesn't work.. gosh darn it.. another example of academia throwing an endless amount of effort and resources into the tiniest of things that.. actually technically by its very debate is nonsensical in a wider context, as it's the wider context that is providing the ammunition for the debate.. when you could have been trying to figure out the name of the lady, so I could make my stupid joke.. asshats!
@@jakedill1304ion reading all that
@@jakedill1304 dunno what any of that means but it sounds rough
@@jakedill1304 That's a lot of text.
Anyway, congratulations or condolences, whichever is appropriate.
such goofy gargling sound when they bite you.. such mood, much wow.
The currency would be fillings in the Vampire apocalypse.
Idk why but I have the overwhelming urge to say “this is the type of game you’d get at Wendy’s” (I’ve never been to a Wendy’s)
O.o you get games at fast food places?
Wen deez nuts slapyou in the face
@@ChinoMrATLantaThere was the Burger King Xbox trilogy and sometimes those handheld LCD screen games
@@ChinoMrATLanta yes back in my day.
@@sleepalaska lol I mean I forgot about the bk promo kart racer thing they had and the other ones but I was talking about actually good quality games not the half ass wipe ya ass games.
Animations on preview is for sure a certified Redfall moment
Huh, this looks like the most ambitious Greenlite production ever made. I would not play it but I can see that there’s a lot of love put into it.
Edit:
24 minutes in for the first enemy 😂😂
Omg I was so irritated watching the tutorial 😂 the purple vamp cure was literally right on the table at the end where you get the crossbow
I didn't know third person gameplay was now retro
I like when you got vamped, then killed the rebel leader real choice gameplay
An outline of a snake. It must need a key...
An outline of a Snake. It must need a key…
I can’t believe we’re goin’ to Pomethea!
Yaaay, second!
0:20 "I'm not in the mood for a real challenge". Says Oboe, a person who barely finished Crybabies, a game for 2 year olds, on easiest difficulty. We all know the truth, the jig is up, bud. F A K E G A M E R.
I liked this game a lot, vampires in swamps are such a fascinating idea, like bloodraynes first level
The Conduit - The Conduit if it was good
Member Darkwatch?
It's like hellgate London.. but with better voice acting and the developers don't actively hate you with every handcrafted procedurally generated broken step..
Why do the zombie vampire whatevers sound like Donald Duck?
Watching this video has VAMPED me.
The tutorial voice sounds like StrongBad
A Kung Pow reference, my man!
fun fact the reason caps are valuable in fallout is they are backed by water.
You should play darkwatch
Tried riddling the Akinator with ms. Ravenwood, it mistook her for Alyx Vance
The horses smh
I wanna see more Gamma Gaming content
Hey if you like inexpensive retro monster hunting horror games, you should check out Witch Hunt
is this an Unreal Engine 5 asset flip? It looks real good, but all the player character animations are bad.
1:40 PROLOUGE lol
some of the faces are super realistic but still off like at 12:10. the player model is super generic though
You never ate sleep for dinner?
It couldn't guess it. Just in case anybody was curious.
Wtf it has better face animation than starfield! xD
my god i'm so lonely
so i open the window
to hear sounds of people
to hear sounds of people
venus, planet of love
was destroyed by global warming
did its people want too much, too?
did its people want too much?
TH-cam shows this is Redfall alrite.
This is the new red fall dlc expansion pack
It’s big pharma again🙀🙀🙀🙀
prolouge?
i too, hate grendel
More luke uwukai
I love the channel but it always bugs me when a relatively large creator doesn't pay for a game even it's a demo. I mean, he's going to make a good chunk of change off of making fun of.this game.
Oboe should play “shattered union” Washington DC gets nuked and somehow different states think it was each other so they splinter off into several factions, California is one Texas is another and I believe Florida formed the new confederacy. It’s a turn based strategy game released on the original xbox
This game is a nothing burger.
When they will learn to make good vampire games -_____- not fake and gay ones.
Um, vampires are super gay. If they wern't gay they wouldn't be vampires lol
Nonono, vampires are super l33t fuckers. It just westerners are gay today and they make everything gay they touch.... LMAO@@jackpallinson3012