DOUBLE SESSION = 2x The CRACK. 2x The RELAX. ASMR EXTENDED VISIT.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- Location: Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
This Channel Contains:
~ 6 Complete Seasons (start from the beginning and you'll get it)
~ Condenser Microphone Captured Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper
~ Quiet Office (no phones or background noise)
~ Mindfully placed ads for relaxers
~ Engaging patient storytelling
EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas, except for the character allowance in this description box so let's get to it. (35/5000)
I'm in Houston with Dr. Johnson, as some of you have already noticed.
And the feeling here is...
revolutionary.
Because every time YOU click on a video, every word YOU read in this text, every like, every comment... it all gets recorded in the akashic record of lord google and then integrated into the algorithm of the all-knowing, all-seeing, unbiased governing entity of the internet.
Hal is the name I believe.
It's the wave pushing more people to seek chiropractic care...
and find RELIEF.
OKAY OKAY... I'm aware that's a bit dramatic.
But that's partly because chiropractic is simple. Effective. Safe. And needed.
People with back pain, and potentially other conditions as well, have a very high potential to be helped with hands-on, conservative chiropractic care.
There really shouldn't have to be a revolution. It's common sense.
That's why Natalia drove over from NYC to get a dose of Chiropractic Medicine.
And maybe you noticed her boyfriend, Andrew in the window (under her chin) at 28:09 (LOL) who also got an AMAZING adjustment and is on deck for next week's video.
I'm always impressed by humans who are bilingual. And I try to communicate with people in their native tongue when they're on the table. It helps them relax.
And at 23:09: you heard one of my first attempts at the Russian word for Breathe.
And maybe you picked up the seemingly random mouth spasm at 32:30 when I proclaim “the world could use more hugs” I'm not even sure what came before or after I made that statement...
regardless...
My opinion stands.
Also never before seen on this channel, until now, is the nasal adjustment. And just like every other adjustment... with a bit of finesse... and following the breath, it doesn't have to hurt.
But adjustments are not always comfortable either. Especially that one.
I hope you enjoyed the title track and obviously successful explosion of that ganglion cyst. It wasn't as traumatic as I anticipated. Natalia was a trooper.
The cyst is a pocket of jelly-like fluid that balloons out of the side of tendons in the wrists, hands, ankles, and feet. The cause of these little monsters... is as mysterious as Bimini Road.
My guess is this... demonic aliens... the ones who destroyed Atlantis... use the shrinking machine that was invented by Wayne Szalinski in the late ’80s... and now sneak their way into the body, magic school bus style, attaching themselves to tendons, blowing up balloons like a killer clown, asking me if I want to float.
No thanks...
BOOM!
The ganglionic cyst "Bible method" is traditional. But I'm not a very traditional kind of guy. I like to incorporate all the traditions, all the cultures, and all the peoples in ... most... of my endeavors.
I still used the Bible to smash the demon. But I also used the Holy Koran as a backup, just in case the demonic entity tried to escape out the back door. But in this case, I actually needed a little more help... because something deep inside told me that this demon was from the 8th dimension of hell, only one below Satan himself.
jk-;
Also... The Koran didn't put the wrist into the optimal angle of flexion by itself. So...
I used the herb book.
Now... the great Sufi master, Hazrat Inayat Khan said: "If the eyes and the ears are open, the leaves of the trees become as pages of the bible."
Which means I was using a holy book to lash, a holy book to mash, and a book about nature's revelations as a holy book to help set up the smash.
yeah, a bit dramatic... not sorry lol
Some people use a dictionary. But using words alone to smash demons isn't enough. This isn’t an academic endeavor.
You need the intention. You need the grooves formed by 10,000 years of prayers that lived and (still) breathe in the human heart and mind.
You need the wave of consciousness to carry forth the swift curling manifestations of universal law, ebbing and flowing, contracting and growing, distracting and knowing... what it means to be...
ALIVE.
And if you're anything like me, you've got your surfboard, and you're riding the next wave towards the shore, becoming one with nature, atop the ocean surface, being propelled forth to the sandy beach...
But I'm not ready to sit in the sun just yet...
Let's paddle out again.
4666/5000 for real
This guy’s posture when sitting is what I want for Christmas
It's weird because sitting at a perfect 90 degree angle actually puts more pressure on the lower parts of the spine, it's healthier to lean back at an angle...I would think he knows that
@@darkphoenix2 True, but all the power go down the spine and it's pointing on the hip bone, that's stronger than spine, staying at an angle would distribute the power on a point that's tangent to the spine, so on a single vertebra, not good
He is hyper extending his back the whole time..
Bob Jones i dont think u know what hyperextending is
I thought he had some weird bone problems up somewhere down there
29:43, first date
Can also be the last one too but with angry look on face.
Aar Bar wait.. look at our names!
But they would be sitting another ten feet apart
Kinda nervous 😖
30:38 First date
this channel taught me that beautiful women have serious bone problems
All the chiro channels
Do you think they'd get the same views with just average looking humans?
I also learnt that thy arent on birth control .
pai pai what if we like both? (Referring to asmr and educational purposes)
I mean, would you rather he be working on an Ogre? ...Come to think of it, That would be something to watch tho. lol
Alternative title;
"Beating the devil out of her with a bible and two other assorted books"
lolol
Sounds like the Bob Ross chiropractic approach. 😀 (Fans of his show will get the joke.)
Lmao
@@BennyLlama39 PARAPAPAPARPAPAPRAPARAPA
nice set for roleplay.
Agent 47 has reach so high level of my attention i will instantly click a video that the title is literally just a date
Hello. I'm new. Started at about 12pm today. It's now 2:21 am. 😳🤦♂️
@@coreyslusher I started Wednesday, today is Friday already ☠️
22:58 me jamming to my tunes
Made me laugh!
Tariq Ginkinger every time he does this I always picture them wearing a big pair of headphones 😂
For sure a underrated comment
Haha 🤣😭 two funny
Fuuuuhh hahahahaha
9:08 she tried to get the doc to risk it all
Andre Lawes 😂😂
Andre Lawes 😂😂😂
Andre Lawes *smh I rlly laughed at this childish comment*
Yo....
The man is Agent 47, you can’t just break him that easily
Man’s got more stepbacks than James Harden.
I am waiting for the day that he runs down the hall after an adjustment.
I’m thinking it’s almost like his fade-away jumpshot
2 2x'2
roquefortfiles iiiiiio
Brutal
15:15 DJ LETHAL
Bring it on!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Barrrrrut came here to say the same. I see you’re both men of class
Agent was trying to decipher
Braille code 6:33 , possible hidden message from HQ.
Nani
Lol funny
Your name looks like code
I like that she asks questions. It's a lot more engaging to hear him explain why he is performing a specific treatment like the moving of the suture bones
7:10 when your meal is done and ready to eat
that cracked me up
💀💀💀
Hans Peter yooo😂
🤣🤣🤣
Man hahahaha
***first date....sitting on a bench staring into space......you ever get constipated?
Right I was like wtf kind of question is that.
I've had so many dates go bad that way.
@@Balin93 haha
This should be an advertisement for laxative.
Aka, so how’s your arsehole?
0:30 When you have to choose between eating your pants or your shoes
Hahaha.... 😂😍
Nice, verrrry nice👌...and what is this.. 0:55 the after effects????
haha
@@qSPARTANp hahaha
Wow, that was funnier than I thought it would be
you guys have to read the description - like read it all.... that essay level description is mad funny and mad long
Dawson Eslinger i read all of his desc. Like you said its crazy long, but the hidden poetic inside the essay is kinda satisfying to read lol
The descriptions are always entertaining...
quality content
Holy Moly indeed
I never noticed until now! Best video description I've ever seen!
I always appreciate how you show us how you determine your patients' situation rather than just jump to cracking right away
30:26 makes me feel wistful.
Do you ever feel constipated
44:54 The wrist adjustment at the end was EPIC!
22:58 rehearsing for her new Bollywood movie
Good one😂😂😂😂
pridenixon lol
LOL
I found this funnier than I should have loloo
I love how he tells them to “come back this way” every time they walk to the end of the hall like they can’t figure that out
20:40 i thought he was going to smack her bottom hahahhaahahahaha
Same xD
You can hear the "hmmm" after that
69 likes
Davie 504 would of.
Bottom 🤣
This guy has the best energy🙏🏻I feel better just watching the channel 💯
You're healing people by striking them with The Holy Bible.
From this, there will be some memes!
Link me!
I don’t know about the Europeans but in America, there is something called a bible cyst. It’s called that because a bible was most commonly used to burst it. You’ll see it mostly on basketball players. It’s on your wrist. You lay your arm on a flat solid surface, and have someone strike it with the back or front of the book to make it burst. Sorry. Weird little tangent.
John Mitchel a ganglian?
It’s called The Bible Cyst for a reason!
This guy walks away from a cracking like a bloody home run
Love it
bolly wog more like a jump shot
32:28 - Spine Warm up ( Palpations + Stretching)
35:07 - Percussion Instrument
36:37 - Thoracic
37:42 - Lumbar Roll / Side Posture
38:25 - Cervical (Neck) Adjustments
41:31 - Nose Adjustment
42:04 - Frontal, Parietal, Temporal and Occipital/ Cranial sutures, etc
43:50 - Wrist adjustment / quran-bible adjustment
Agent 47 out
Was not a wrist adjustment. She had a ganglion cyst, more commonly known as a bible bump. He smacked the cyst with a bible to release the fluid.
@@jasonlubold3046 Yes, Dr. B preformed an adjustment. Adjustment: n
noun: adjustment; plural noun: adjustments
a small alteration or movement made to achieve a desired fit, appearance, or result.
finally a proper comment
Man, i need this guy as my chiropractor. This helped by just watching! Thanks
I admit it, I bout keeled over giggling when they're both looking out the window and he suddenly asks "do you ever get constipated?" 😂😂😂😂
Interesting enough, no. Now fist me with both hand
30:30 is like a scene straight out of a Wes Anderson film 😂
What a wonderful woman! Your fist patient was so kind and inquisitive, gentle, and honest. What a sweetheart. Great job sir and thanks for the upload. You truly made my bad day much better. Thank you😉
The effort in the description is so worth the read everytime
44:50 You forgott to say:"The power of Christ compells you!". Hahahahahah
Is this what the bible means when they say that christ cured people.
de zwarte kat Lecat Abraham, is that you??
@@boymaica387 shhhht
A new context for book slapping 🙈
😂😂😂😂😂
big fan man. I'm in NEPA and have been training for a marathon. I'll be coming down for an adjustment before my race. I'll be in touch 🤘
I think this man knows about energy and is an intuitive
I love all the theater of the set up just to smash it with a book. That’s priceless.
First session time stamps
6:00- checking the spine / tone
10:27- walking exam
16:42- clicky tool thing. Forget the name 😁
18:48- thoracic
20:20- side posture
23:25- neck
24:32- Lower extremities
25:00- illiocecal
26:55- nasal adjustment
29:40-pulse reading
32:10- second session
Someone can do the second. I’m too lazy 😂
26:55 nasal adjustment
32:10 second session
(do not skip if you like the shirt rubbing sound)
35:00 gun thingy
37:15 thoracic(?)
37:40 side posture
40:28 neck
41:33 nasal adjustment
42:04 cranial work (relaxing)
43:50 demon casting ritual (the thumbnail)
You two both rock, thx
TR3YWAY
I need 2 hours listening to that Clicky tool ASMR
Thank you guys
Her voice is so lovely.
*skeptical about booking* "I feel like newborn!" Me: *confirm*
I love it wen u start scratching the back the sound is amazing
44:53 Beat the devil out of it!
I remember the first time I had a ganglion cyst and the doctor said hit it with a bible. I never did, and over the years they grew and shrunk, sometimes painfully. Now one is flat, and I haven’t had pain from either in a few years.
Hit it with a bible then
I luv hearing n watching him do his thing! Very calming!
I bet he does other things very well too.
@@VeroSCIA I'm sorry but I always have my mind in the gutter...I bet he does also...sorry lol
@@solobutterfly3923 great minds think alike. lol.
I just love how he serenades her with an assortment of rare bird chirps and whistles omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is STUNNING!
Yup love Eastern European ladies
He would be boring for the eye tracking challenge cause he never looks. Respectful man
Eye tracking challenge?
blade5054 it’s a program that tracks what your eyes are looking at by placing dots on the screen representing what your eyeballs are pointed at.
14:29 takes a quick glance before the classic whistle
vTom No he doesn’t
He is a PRO-FES-SIO-NAL
She just seems so grateful to feel better☺️Good Job Doctor 👍
"I feel like newborn." That was awesome.
Wow! She's a Beauty!
Love the accent! 😍
she has a Russian accent
44:32 LMAO why is it so funny to me that he's smacking her with the Holy Bible😂 Out of all the books you could choose
He talks about it in the description
44:37 "*hits her hand with bible*...AND YOU ARE HEALED!!!"
Glory to the lord!!!!!!! hahahahahaha
The description is actually the most amazing thing I have ever read
Agreef
"Do you ever get constipated?"
"How's your menstrual cycle?"
You are one smooth operator.
well, if you dont understand why he is asking you certainly have no clue in medicine? am i right?
the more your beard grow the longer the video!
and i love it!
Damn we'll be getting some short videos then soon...
I can’t say enough positive things about ur time and work u put in to each patient. Incredible work u r definitely my favorite to watch. Give me heads up when ur coming to Massachusetts!😁
The world can use more hugs...
**happy Virus particle noises**
27:17 deviated septum adjustment? Heck yeah!
I swear the description from you DR. B is outstanding!!! I absolutely love the flow of it all.
She had a ganglion cyst on her hand, that's why he whacked her with the Bible, it's an old remedy; I had one on my hand and my doctor just deep tissue massaged it away with his thumbs!
The "Ol' Bible Bump"
Yup
And not a good way to do it. Almost guaranteed to return and or cause additional injury.
If you catch them early you can have a doc drain them with a syringe, but typically they can be left alone and they will self limit or aelf resolve or if not they will need to be surgically removed.
Smashing them can damage the joint especially if they are encapsulating any of tarsals or if they are lodged between tarsals or if they are formed around a tendon or if they fragment and damage a vein.
I realize that for many many years smashing them was the state of the art treatment.
I had one that grew to the point that it was affecting my dexterity and causing pain. Had a doc try to drain it but it was totally solid. A few years later i had it removed. That was amazing. It was total change from my mobility before and after.
I has come back two of three times and self resolved each time.
i had one on my hand, and it just went away with time. it was kinda cool though😂
Her accent makes the “I feel like newborn” hit different. Most definitely need to cracked myself!
8:49 *Good?* Yes. Yes it is.
Lol
Her butt is incredible :)
29:44 Me seating next to a beautiful girl in a train scared to talk to her or even look at her
You take their pulse?
Ismael Calderon bro I’m dead💀
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣yo this had me dying g
I feel like I would be doing myself a disservice by seeing I local chiropractor. There is no way you would get this kind of care and attention
Can`t say, what is more impressive...to read your description or to view the Video. Very remarkable, to soo the difference in the neck flexibility between first part 23:00 and second 40:00 Astounding !
Im Physically, Emotionally and Spiritually Healed~ and now im about to sleep. Thanks Doc B! As always Amazing Treatment.
9:09 yep, we all guys watched it
Very kind of her to bend over like that :)
I watched the trees
They can speak vietnamese
No more likes. 69 everything fits.
There's always a first time for everything. Never seen an adjustment with a Bible! 😅
Quite Dogmatic - but forceful! I think this is why most Europeans avoid Bible Thumpers!
@@nomoreprospecting Is that maneuver how Bible Thumpers got their name? They were actually ganglion cysts healers in disguise?
@@VeroSCIA No, but it is how ganglion cysts got the name The Bible Cyst.
Agent 47 confirmed kill at 23:59
I watch all of your videos b/c man, it’s so soothing to just hear your voice and that quiet atmosphere 💕
The best chiropractor on TH-cam...shuuuuuuuuu!!
Ukrainian women are a different breed. Amazing. Tatiana... Jinjer
Chiro: Do you ever breathe?
Patient: Mmmm sometimes...
Unbeliviable! He accutally fixed the hand in the end! First I thought all of this stuff was just hokuspocus but it works!
20:40 he was thinking bout slapping that 😂
Love her reactions.
His beard is longer than my parents marriage
Tyson Hamblin zzzzz
That accent is so attractive
I just want to know why everytime he make a adjustment, he step back like "Yeah, I cracked her"
He is watching the body integrate the adjustment.
hes going off camera to dab
Doc really takes his time. Very smooth and gentle
I actually love her accent
You have an amazing talent and soul! Wish I lived close enough for your treatment!
There is hardly anyone else with quite the cool vibe like yours. Henry Cavill would be one. You are a prime example of how people should approach their discipline.
AMEN
I have to say, I read all of the things you've written in video description box. You are an amazing guy. I really love the way you express yourself and sincerely you put in. *Peace out*
32:33 "The world could use more hugs"
Me- That's the last thing this world needs right now.
@@mrgummybear1291 covid bro....
I wish we had treatments like this in the UK x
44:30 : Holy bible spanking. Now you're talking.
😈
now you're "preaching" xD
Bible thumper?
the demonic aliens part in the description had me lolling, I'd sign up if you did a blog or something but I guess that is kinda what it is haha awesome stuff
Robbie lol what did he smoke before writing that
truth seeker yeah i love it 😂
He gets so hyped when he cracks something
I am so ready to relax.
31:11 me when I first meet someone
thank you sm for this long content-love it!
Just here for the description, back rubs, Shu’s, whistles and spaceship noises 😂 19:01 common problem doc? 😅
Riding is life!!
You really are quite amazing! You are much more thorough especially with internal adjustments.
All videos I have watched have made so relaxed. I have fell asleep watching them. I would like to get adjusted one day by Dr B
18:33 *praying intensifies*
I've watched some of his other videos. He is an eccentric quack! What's with all the huffing and puffing, whistling and bell ringing?
Yoga pants are the best invention since the internet.
Is it strange knowing that your videos put thousands 9f people to sleep every day? Lol I love them.
I heard the accent and got serious GTA 4 vibes. 🙂
COUSIN ROMAN? LETS GO BOWLING
Loved her voice omg shes so cute
A whistling compilation would be great
Rabadu I don’t know why, but the whistling drives me nuts.
Usually I find chiropractic videos a waste of time, but this was really pleasant. Good job!