68 on April 1. Haven't got the patients to put up with ill behaved mannerless people anymore... And they think I should have more tolerance because, I'm a retired Bartender... All I got to say about that is...."EXCUSE ME"!
I spend two hours on errands and my body complains I can't run around for six hours straight like I used to. I tell my body it was just two hours and he laughs at me.
I already fought for the rights they have taken away from my granddaughter 😠 I'm too old for this shit. Why after 50 years must we still be fighting for our personal rights ✌💙🎶🎙🎸
First, thank you for your service! My husband also served for over 20 years and keeps saying he did not fight for what's going on right now, says we're moving country if the orange tinted buffoon gets elected. 💙
@@bonniesilva5162 I'm so sorry I didn't know you were color blind. That's ok I'll help you out, trump🦧 is the orange tinted buffoon, and Harris is the smart beautiful light chocolate colored woman who is going to be the next president of the US💙VOTE BLUE!
Best damn song I've heard in a long time ! I'm only 60 , but I get it , hear it , feel it , & know it . Rock On , Brother ! #1 in my book , I say this often now !
My hair is thin, my back is bowed, I don't know shit 'bout a QR code! My smartphone thinks I'm an idiot, cause I'm too damn old for this shit! The walk to the mailbox takes time to plan, I can't use Uber, 'cause I don't understand, It says there's an app, but where's the program? So I guess I'll have to get used to it... but I'm too damned old for this shit!
I may be an Old US Marine and Devil Dog, and I've seen a lot of shit but that point I'm through pushing forward, So to that Brother I say Amen and Oorah! Now where's my Whiskey 😳⁉️🤟💯‼️
At 67, I say ditto to all my fellow Boomers. What disturbs me more than getting older is... ChatGPT wrote the lyrics. AI knows I'm getting too old for this shit...
Good for you. I'm in Texas and it's all still illegal. It would be good for me medically but the law's the law and I've got to give pee in 2 days even thought I haven't had anything. This song fits!
Yep, I can relate, 68 next month. For the bit about remembering when things were built to last, that's sadly true. My $2000 Samsung refrigerator had a bad compressor after 7 months. The fridge it replaced that was $600 new ran for 17 years with no problems and still worked. Then my 3-year-old Rheem heat pump / AC unit that cost $5500 installed had to have a new blower motor after 3 years. The contractor-grade brand unit it relaced that was $3000 back then ran for 16 years with nothing ever needed except a $50 capacitor replacement. And yep, it was still working also when removed.
74 years old here. Workout at the gym 3 or 4 x per/wk., walk a good deal every day, eat healthy, take vitamins and supplements, constantly reading books, articles both on-line and hard copies. Fortunate in the genetic lottery, but have looked after my health and well-being since young. People need to begin early in life to try and lead a healthy life, and also maintain a positive outlook, which admittedly can be quite a challenge some times. But as for the external bullshit that surrounds most everyone...yeah, def too old for that!
I am.72 waiting for that hip replacement in Australia trying to stop the feminists taking over my country 😂 thankyou for the music now I don't get any sex I am happily left with comedy red wine and rock n roll. Surfboards and golf clubs lie around the house lazy and reminder of pre shit living
That's literally the ONLY part of my body that working properly. Everything else is where my grandfather was at 80...... And I'm only 60! I keep thinking there has to be a way to make money from this...... Maybe we could swap health problems and even things out a bit?
Selah! If this world wasn't so effed up I could focus 100% on singing the Lord's praises... Thanks for sharing this truth, this grandpa is appreciative.
Love this one!!! ❤❤❤❤. Turned 60,bone on bone in my spine and Crap!! Fully agree ❤❤❤. God bless us all. Youngsters who whine HAVE NO CLUE!!!! LMAO 🤣 😆 🤣
73 here. With a grin, I accept your lyrics while adding that, for those of us who have run the race this far and are still more or less intact, life does offer some consolation prizes to be won with a bit of effort. One of these, humor, you have already been awarded. The others are patience, perspective, insight ( into yourself and others), and, for the diligent few, wisdom. Share these valuable things with those coming after you whenever you can and you will live on in them.☯️🕉️
Slippers, chair and tea, it's like you know me or sumthin! I use to be a wild thing too, back in the day. Now I am 65 and disabled and retired. One thing I think you missed was the THC gummies I enjoy cause I can't smoke anymore.
You got this right, 68 & still working. You young people out there w/ your phone & always complaining & don't want to work because you think everyone owes you something. Your days are coming & it will be here faster than you think!
Happy birthday! I turned 70 in February. No birthday has ever bothered me as it does for so many. Such as when my auntie back in the 1960’s turned 20 and she thought her life was over. Or age 30 when people don’t feel young anymore. Or my mother when she turned 50 and it really bugged her that she was halfway done and was finished with the part of her life that was the most meaningful to her. But now 70 (to me) is something else entirely. The birthday blues caught up to me in February because now I can’t help but wonder how much time I have left to finish the things I want to do before I go. 😮 Thanks a bunch for an awesome song.
I want this as a ring tone!!!! Love this!!! week after finding this lost my best friend of 30+ yrs, week later another of 50+ yrs told me needs liver transplate. It's such a fitting song. 65 and counting😮
I was out walking with my father, off I went up this steep hill, I waited at the top of the hill. When he finally caught up to me I said, What the hell is wrong with you ? He said, I’m 72, we both fell about laughing. He doesn’t walk slow, I walk fast. 😂
I'M 74, I second that emotion...
Snap...oh shit...I hope that wasn't the hip joint...
I third it. 72 Still raising grandchildren. Too old for this...
Turned 70 yesterday & found my birthday song from here on in. Thanks for the grin...❤️🎶🎤
Happy Birthday! 😁👍
@@RobertForslund Thank you...
Yup. 79 in January, 2025. Every day above ground is a good day. Even if every joint hurts like a bitch. Old lady here. Love the lyrics.
👌😂🤣 Happy belated Birthday 🎂😊☮️❤️ x
68 on April 1. Haven't got the patients to put up with ill behaved mannerless people anymore... And they think I should have more tolerance because, I'm a retired Bartender... All I got to say about that is...."EXCUSE ME"!
Finally, someone to speak for the older crowd😂love it🎉🎉❤😊
And it’s ChatGPT. 😀
Lyrics by ChatGPT and music by Suno. Check the description box.
Ironic that it is an AI generated song.
@@wisconsineaglesfan7925 awe yes but still spoken for humans, by robots
Carbon Dating.........a new hook-up site for us oldies
In downtown Carbondale.
I'm damn sure too old for that shit.😊
brilliant !!!
That name is cruel. 😂
Good one, haha. Not that i want to date. But good name. Lol
Mind says I can do it but the body says no you can't. 76 years old.
It ain't fair. I'm turning 68 this year. My mind says I'm 20 my body says no you ain't. I'm too damn old for this shit.
I spend two hours on errands and my body complains I can't run around for six hours straight like I used to. I tell my body it was just two hours and he laughs at me.
Aint they someway ye can trick it
So So true... 🏴
78 ;last July.
My mind is clear, healthy but I just don't "get" this new age bull shit.
68, retired military, yeah I’m feeling it. But I’m alive😎
Look in the mirror brother.
I'm 72 and you are taking the words right out of my mind. Good thing Smoke is legal here, Dig the chair.
Me too - same vintage.
Me too...same vintage!🤩
Darlings , just remember , any day above ground is a good day .😂
AMEN If you wanna be here
100 % true that❤
I love life but sometimes I don't know if it is better above ground when your always sick and in pain.
To all you youngsters out there, your day will come when you feel this way!😆
Yes and never underestimate the underestimated.
They think it wont happen to them , but it will when it does THEY AINT BRAVE ENOUGH . Shit man it’s ONLY FOR THE BRAVE . ❤SCOTLAND .
@@annhinson5670 I'm 75+. Once in awhile I have occasion to tell a 20something "You're growing old as we speak."
@AmandaMarkowski-qj4ox No AMANDA THEY DO NOT KNOW , BUT THEY WILL SOONER THAN THEY THINK Mrs GUNN
Old AGE SUCKS😢 From South Africa❤
Old age ain't for Sissy's...
🪶
✨
Neither is life .
100% true that
So true
Amen !!!!
Thanks for the laughs. I've also lost my filter and feel freer than ever.
Filter free is fabulous
MAN did you hit a nerve of mine!! You ain't kidding don't wanna put up with the same OLD SHIT!! GO MAN GO!!!
#1 on the GEEZERS BILLBOARD HITS 👍👍
It's gonna be a Rocket☝🏻
So they would forget geysers! Yeah
I already fought for the rights they have taken away from my granddaughter 😠 I'm too old for this shit. Why after 50 years must we still be fighting for our personal rights ✌💙🎶🎙🎸
None of the guvments biz.
First, thank you for your service! My husband also served for over 20 years and keeps saying he did not fight for what's going on right now, says we're moving country if the orange tinted buffoon gets elected. 💙
@@trustworthyjane5243Uh...sounds like she's talking about abortion & "Roe v. Wade. Not military service.
@@trustworthyjane5243You're right, Harris IS kinda orange-tinted. And definitely a cackling buffoon.
@@bonniesilva5162 I'm so sorry I didn't know you were color blind. That's ok I'll help you out, trump🦧 is the orange tinted buffoon, and Harris is the smart beautiful light chocolate colored woman who is going to be the next president of the US💙VOTE BLUE!
Best damn song I've heard in a long time ! I'm only 60 , but I get it , hear it , feel it , & know it . Rock On , Brother ! #1 in my book , I say this often now !
An old guy's anthem. Bravo!
Messed up the remote ? I remember when I WAS the remote .
I was the "antenna adjuster" on the roof for my Dad!
@@lindawhite5006 My Dad was on the roof , we just yelled up the progress .
@@lindawhite5006 So was I .
Here here !!!
74 two days after Christmas and a lifetime of missed opportunities, but hey I'm never too old for the blues, especially Robert Cray!!
My mind is always writing checks my body can’t cash 🤨
😂😂😂
This is me You nailed it !
Old . . . .er people get funnier the more we/they have been around. Good one.
That should be a blues standard for every player over 60 today ! Well done !👍
great song. they should play it on the radio
But - YoungDude says, What Is a... "RADIO"...?????
😄😆😅😂 🤣🤣🤣
-70SomethingGuy
Don't you mean the wireless? 🤣
WXRT, CHICAGO, SHOULD PLAY IT !
WXRT, CHICAGO, SHOULD PLAY IT !
I’m turning 70 in November. Can definitely relate
I'm turning 70 in November also😮
😂 me too - 24th. Still loving life 😁🦘
Truer words were never spoken
I am 75…. You don’t get too old for it. You just get used to it… 🤗
My hair is thin, my back is bowed, I don't know shit 'bout a QR code! My smartphone thinks I'm an idiot, cause I'm too damn old for this shit!
The walk to the mailbox takes time to plan, I can't use Uber, 'cause I don't understand, It says there's an app, but where's the program?
So I guess I'll have to get used to it... but I'm too damned old for this shit!
My trouble is commerce of the phone also
I'll go pick out and hope to God it doesn't have to be returned, SoldS
Got that right
It's tough getting old. I went shopping at an antique store the other day, and they didn't want to let me leave!
😂😂😂😂
Where'd they put the price tag?
😂😂😂
now that's funny
ROFLMAO
I may be an Old US Marine and Devil Dog, and I've seen a lot of shit but that point I'm through pushing forward, So to that Brother I say Amen and Oorah! Now where's my Whiskey 😳⁉️🤟💯‼️
....support the blue!, or support the Fascists....
Grunt here. Sky soldier. I agree.
🥃🥃🥃 Here ya go, bro. One for you, one for me, and one for all the ones we lost!
@samsThank you for your service. anderson224
The Colors maybe a little faded and tattered but still flying, Semper Fi.
At 67, I say ditto to all my fellow Boomers. What disturbs me more than getting older is... ChatGPT wrote the lyrics. AI knows I'm getting too old for this shit...
67 here as well my fellow Boomer! I agree with everything you said about ChatGPT.
Smoking OG Hash listening to this because I'm tooooo old for this shit!!! 🌬️💨💩
Smoke some for me
Good for you. I'm in Texas and it's all still illegal. It would be good for me medically but the law's the law and I've got to give pee in 2 days even thought I haven't had anything. This song fits!
@@antrygis1 ....You can buy drinks or pills that will "FOOL" your drug test, phk these Fasc*st pricks....
@@antrygis1 ....You may not know it but Texasistan is purple and leaning blue, love Jasmine Crockett, back this sh*t!....
Part of my day.👍🏝️🇨🇦
I've heard a person's patience is the first thing to go.
Mine went 40 years ago : )
Fuck!!
I am old then!!!
I can’t stand stupid, lazy or crazy!!!
That don’t leave many left!!! Or right !!
😅😂✌️
I think the first thing to go is caring what others think about you.
I resemble that remark.
Me too!
Yep, I can relate, 68 next month. For the bit about remembering when things were built to last, that's sadly true. My $2000 Samsung refrigerator had a bad compressor after 7 months. The fridge it replaced that was $600 new ran for 17 years with no problems and still worked. Then my 3-year-old Rheem heat pump / AC unit that cost $5500 installed had to have a new blower motor after 3 years. The contractor-grade brand unit it relaced that was $3000 back then ran for 16 years with nothing ever needed except a $50 capacitor replacement. And yep, it was still working also when removed.
I have more $ than ever, at 74, and am more likely than ever to repair, not replace.
74 years old here. Workout at the gym 3 or 4 x per/wk., walk a good deal every day, eat healthy, take vitamins and supplements, constantly reading books, articles both on-line and hard copies. Fortunate in the genetic lottery, but have looked after my health and well-being since young. People need to begin early in life to try and lead a healthy life, and also maintain a positive outlook, which admittedly can be quite a challenge some times. But as for the external bullshit that surrounds most everyone...yeah, def too old for that!
Pat yourself on the back! Brave enough still face future
The external bullshit you mention is way deeper than ever. At least that is my observation from 81 years of life.....
69; wife advance Alzheimer’s have acute pancreatitis so can’t drink anymore, and pot ain’t legal here, FU golden years- hopper from Louisiana 2:22
Move to Vermont where I live. I go to the cannabis store frequently here. Finally, after all these years!
Seriously RSO can deal with both..@@EdwardFreeman-c7v
Pot not legal there,get medical card n pot legal for you😊
So sorry about your wife and your illness. Medical Mary in Mississippi get you a card and good luck.
It ain't legal in the UK either friend, but that don't stop folks enjoying it!
My mom said this until she passed in June. Now I do....
If you wrote this and played this, you are NOT to old for this sh_t! There's some life in this tune! Thanks for posting.
it is an AI generated song
Ain't THIS the truth ❤
Changed a semi tire. 3 days before I could stand up straight 😢
Emojis are gay.
@@ETAisNOW😂
You need to find the right medicine.
I have 3A for this shit.
I am.72 waiting for that hip replacement in Australia trying to stop the feminists taking over my country 😂 thankyou for the music now I don't get any sex I am happily left with comedy red wine and rock n roll.
Surfboards and golf clubs lie around the house lazy and reminder of pre shit living
Stiff everywhere except where it counts
That's literally the ONLY part of my body that working properly. Everything else is where my grandfather was at 80...... And I'm only 60!
I keep thinking there has to be a way to make money from this......
Maybe we could swap health problems and even things out a bit?
Lol
😂😂😂😂
I'm living it, man! 😆😂🤣Fantastic song and production! Super cool 👍👍
Hard living, hard working, hard playing and hard drinking. I'm 55 and already too old.
Don’t despair, you haven’t got long!
rookie
@@marilynhughes94 Tell us your story. I’m interested cuz my brother and all his friends died young.
I've already paid my dues for working all my life to get by. That's life anymore these days. Gone with the wind blowing up my ass.
Begin with f and end with ts?
Lolol
Leave out a
64 and was to old for this at
The age of 37
I was thinking what your thinking. I'm almost 70, but I stay busy, staying away from idiots is work
Enough to cope my own, true
World full of stupid idiots for sure
You've got my wife laughing.
Have you ever wondered why when we get older everything I touch turns to shit, or I'm dropping stuff?
I play accordion with my knees on this tune, it gets me going wild.😂😹🎹🎹
Just nailed it...71.5 years and ...Man...I am just 'too old for this shit' too...great track...my new 'anthem'.
77 here love the blues always
Selah! If this world wasn't so effed up I could focus 100% on singing the Lord's praises... Thanks for sharing this truth, this grandpa is appreciative.
At this age and stage of life … if it doesn’t bring me joy, happiness or peace I don’t want any part of it . Too old for this shit !
Love this one!!! ❤❤❤❤. Turned 60,bone on bone in my spine and Crap!! Fully agree ❤❤❤. God bless us all. Youngsters who whine HAVE NO CLUE!!!! LMAO 🤣 😆 🤣
Brilliant ! I'm in my 70s and this song sums me up in one 👍🏼🇬🇧😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
73 here. With a grin, I accept your lyrics while adding that, for those of us who have run the race this far and are still more or less intact, life does offer some consolation prizes to be won with a bit of effort. One of these, humor, you have already been awarded. The others are patience, perspective, insight ( into yourself and others), and, for the diligent few, wisdom. Share these valuable things with those coming after you whenever you can and you will live on in them.☯️🕉️
I agree 100%
Well said.
Love it!!!! I can so relate!
PRESS ON BROTHER AND SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and this was the short list. Lol
I’m only 69 and I noticed how I feel and do things has changed in the last year! It sucks
If you make it to old age,
You are lucky !
Better buck up pumpkin because it's no joyride !
I'm old and still out producing the youngsters.😮
I just Google how to build endurance the answer was running daily lol ain't no way I'm running
That was awesome! You just got a new Sub. Thank-You kind Sir.
With love and light SOULFIGHT!!!!! Love it bro
Slippers, chair and tea, it's like you know me or sumthin! I use to be a wild thing too, back in the day. Now I am 65 and disabled and retired. One thing I think you missed was the THC gummies I enjoy cause I can't smoke anymore.
I played some backyard whiffle ball with my 13 year old grandson and was sore all over for almost a week. 🤨
Good one! That’s exactly how I feel at this point. The world is going to hell in a hand basket. ❤❤❤love the song!
Had to change a tire the other day. Lord help me cause nobody else will, says an old lady of 68.
if you were 28, lots of help.
I can't remember the last time I heard a song that made me laugh out loud so much about my condition! (72 years old) Great stuff altogether! Slán!
“When your mind makes a wish that your body can’t feel!” Grandma Lilly
😂😂😂😂
You got this right, 68 & still working. You young people out there w/ your phone & always complaining & don't want to work because you think everyone owes you something. Your days are coming & it will be here faster than you think!
All you youngsters- my Mom told me when I disrespected an elderly lady “You too shall be old some day.” I’m 73, and she was 100% Right.
I always preface that with "If you're lucky......you too shall be old someday."
This is some great blues 💙👍
Amen brother!
Happy birthday! I turned 70 in February. No birthday has ever bothered me as it does for so many. Such as when my auntie back in the 1960’s turned 20 and she thought her life was over. Or age 30 when people don’t feel young anymore. Or my mother when she turned 50 and it really bugged her that she was halfway done and was finished with the part of her life that was the most meaningful to her. But now 70 (to me) is something else entirely. The birthday blues caught up to me in February because now I can’t help but wonder how much time I have left to finish the things I want to do before I go. 😮 Thanks a bunch for an awesome song.
Great 👍👍.....lv it ❤❤❤❤❤
I'm seventy-four today, I feel the vibe.
wait 'till 84, if you can.
Happy birthday! I just turned 76 on Saturday.
I Love It.. I'm 74 And This Is Exactly Right.. And Perfectly Done.. Thanks For Putting This Out There 👍 🤣🤣
I want this as a ring tone!!!! Love this!!! week after finding this lost my best friend of 30+ yrs, week later another of 50+ yrs told me needs liver transplate. It's such a fitting song. 65 and counting😮
Thanks for the song. I just turned 70 and well into tripping, stumbling and hitting the deck! Is that normal? That’s before the first drink! Ha ha ha.
My new theme song. I’m going to play this song loudly driving do the road. Show the young punks we old geezers have good music 🎶 lol
I'm two yrs from 50, and I caught myself saying "in my day...". Oh, brother, I am beginning to relate to this song😂
🥊🥊 Keep punching !
You've nailed it!🔨💥
I was out walking with my father, off I went up this steep hill, I waited at the top of the hill. When he finally caught up to me I said, What the hell is wrong with you ? He said, I’m 72, we both fell about laughing. He doesn’t walk slow, I walk fast. 😂
70 here Lexington Kentucky lol thx for the song bro luv u man.
So glad I found this 😊. Perfect for my morning meditation ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤. Take care of yourself 💋💋💝🌄🌅😘💅❣️❤️😙
This was absolutely fabulous. ❤
It won't be long before Jesus Christ in the heavenly father come down and give us our heavenly bodies. No more old. In Jesus name amen. 🙏🙏🏡🏡🤗
Sounds great 💪💪🎸🎸.
At last someone understands how my life is now 😮
I catch myself saying this in my head every once in a while. I think this is going to be my new favorite song. I am 69 😂😂😂
Hey, and if you ain't there yet, just wait... You will be, if you live long enough.
Been a long time since I've turned up the volume .
Sorry, I can't hear you : )
Way to Go, Robert! This is going to be my NEW THEME SONG to play when people start pissing me off.
You take the words of my mouth.
I feel your pain, brother.
Great tune and true ...
Describes perfectly the last two weeks of my life and hell yes Im complain don’t like it leave the room!!
The only thing I feel good about is that I’ve reached that age when I don’t give a shit
Yeah, that's me alright! LOL
I turn 76 the 25th of OCT and I approve that message!!
I turned 62 today. Happy birthday!
I feel every bit of this and I'm 52. I'm ok with not living to be any older, I can't even imagine my quality of life from
here on out.