@@inconspicuousrobot2685I mean but still, clearly he must’ve lost a few more screws considering how long he has been in the coffin, he just hides it really well.
@@rosesred9221not to mention, his greatest high ACTUALLY made him high, take someone like dio and give them the spiritual/ritualistic version of fentanyl and its gonna be a bad time😭
@@lukaslp7722 Jokes aside, the story is literally about Johnny fighting against the impossible and (in his own words) "Learning to walk again" so if anything him writing Jonathan to be a cripple that still triumphed in the end really speaks on how much he ended up respecting him... But taking the dino powers for him alone was a dick move, that greedy son of a bitch
@royalcolored9473lmao If he had ditched the road roller and just used his fist, he’d have won but he just wanted to find the dumbest ways to kill jotaro and waste 7 seconds of his time stop and kill him in a way to where he can’t see jotaro’s corpse so he could get caught off guard Also he’s so dumb that he didn’t just move slightly closer to Jotaro when he threw the knives so he could actually hit him in stoped time. Also he for no reason wants to decapitate Jotaro despite confirmation that he’s already dead. If Dio actually had a brain, since he was so paranoid, he could have just threw a knife to both check if jotaro was alive and decapitate but no, he checked with his main body and not even use his stand cuz he’s so intelligent. If he just remembered he had his knifes that he used seconds ago, jotaro wouldn't have gotten that critical hit that gave him the upper hand he was so paranoid of not getting close to him too JUST because he can move 2 out of 5 seconds, like wtf could he possibly do in 2 seconds especially with you having self proclaimed superior power and speed. the guy literally has such a small brain that he can't even react to attacks, defend or dodge while time is stopped despite repeatedly clashing fists with jotaro at the start of the fight People really like to gas up this fight as a battle of wits when really it’s jotaro fighting okuyasu
*Fun fact:* In the Over Heaven novel, it's heavily implied that Erina, being a holy woman like Dio's mom, had mercy and took the vampire into the coffin after he became one with JoJo's body and passed out. The only thing Dio remembers is the voice of "his mom" telling him to become good the day he opens his eyes again
Resulting in the deaths of hundreds, among which being pedestrians in the vicinity of the part 3 fights and of course, the Senator's massacre of Egyptians in his car.
I'm convinced the truth is that Dio clung to the bottom of the coffin until it sank into the sea, and Erina never saw him. However, I do find it believable that he wasn't entirely sure what happened, and he _thinks_ Erina saved him.
Reminder to everyone reading this and wondering how DIO couldn't get out: Water Pressure exists. If DIO did get out, or could even open the coffin door, he might have died instantly afterwards. For those saying the coffin should've been destroyed because of the pressure, it was made to survive explosions, it is entirely possible that it could survive the depths of the ocean depending on how resilient we're talking.
I feel like other than water pressure. It would be easier to have the coffin be on land and free himself there rather than free himself in the ocean. Besides I doubt Dio knows how to swim.
I think it would've been funny if Dio's coffin landed near the volcano where Joseph fought Kars, and he'd wonder what's all the racket going outside his coffin.
When Kars is getting propelled into the atmosphere by a severed arm and some rocks, the eruption of the volcano spreads underneath the coffin, rocketing into the air and also hitting him.
Love that DIO mentions the iconic "Eat sh*t" moment between Hot Pants and Gyro. Even the Brando of the original universe finds our favorite pink-haired nun absolutely irresistible
The whole series after season 1 is Dio having increasingly crazy delusions from being trapped under the sea for all eternity while also being immortal. Stands don't exist, Dio made them up.
I mean at some point he was coming up with the heaven plan in that coffin and that plan is just fucking bonkers especially for someone from the 1800s to think of so maybe he was canonically crazy
Dario was a crazy highwayman and abuser. Dio's mother suffered that man and died because of him. She was also (apparently) the one who gave Dio his obsession with reaching Heaven. The madness was in the blood, and he wanted to go there physically and demand answers to God himself: "Why? Why did you take my mother and not Dario? If you knew everything that would happen, why did you let him ruin our lives? Why am I like this?"
Only a man who was imprisoned in a coffin for 100 years would call the ability to accelerate time as "Heaven" But Dios mental health is quite astonishing, I would get PTSD attacks everytime I stop time, because stopping time is basically like a prison, you can roam around but can't really do anything until the time resumes
The silhouette and face during the flash at 2:40 is actually a little freaky xD Really sells how Dio must have been more than a little unstable after finally getting out.
It’s quite cool because it helps reinforce Dio’s stand having Diving tanks and equipment on him. Since his name is a reference to the band Dio, and his stand being a “Holy Diver”, one of Dio’s (the band) most popular songs. So it makes sense when you remember Dio spent a long time underwater.
El sol probablemente lo hubiera matado ya que no tenia forma de protegerse de el y de saber si estaba o no (no se si tambien hubiera podido haber escapado por la presión del agua y que todo su cuerpo estubiera lleno de agua)
Well this is a meme video and really funny, I find this slightly canon since everything is in character and no surprise that Dio would have go insane. Plus other than introspection on fate, he probably done what in the video to stave off his isolation.
Imagine the bloodbath on the boat He hasn't eaten for 100 years, fresh vampires are already insane from hunger, imagine 100years, how monsterous he was, the feralness of pure hunger.
2:15 idk what's reference what, but I recall isekai speedrun protag telling crys to ignore talking fish hallucinations (well, lay off combat drugs so it never gets to that point, but still)
TBH, Dio always could break out of coffin and simply walk on bottom of sea until being close to the shore (which he would know because sun rays would be reaching him) and just swimming out when it's night. Or better yet, just climb someboat near shore and hide there to get to nearesr port.
he almost got the Kars treatment. just imagine if he was never saved by the ship and remain at the bottom of the sea for eternity. I wonder if he will stop thinking like Kars.
oh c'mon he's a vampire he can power nap. Regardless, Jonathan fought hard for years to keep control over his body, and Dio STILL couldn't fully control it.
Jonathan's head: how do you know how my son and grandson look like and how do you know about kars wait how do i know about all those as well?! Dio: ..................
DIO has so mush strength to break that coffin, the explanation has to be enter in coma trying to fuse his head with a super hamon Saiyan user and the weak state of his head after use laser on boat and the hunger
despite how crazy DIO was after part 1, I believe after so many years underwater towards the end he doing a lot of self reflection. Not trying to change himself for the better, but to become his best self. Which I can totally understand why he went on this religious journey reading the Koran and talking with mystics in Egypt
Analog horror series depicting an alternate timeline where the coffin is never found, and Dio slowly loses his mind as he rots away in that coffin, exhausting the full lifetime of a vampire while dreaming and hallucinating whatever he can to keep himself distracted from the reality of his situation.
This is why he’s slightly fuckin crazy in all parts after
I mean he was always a bit crazy
@@inconspicuousrobot2685I mean but still, clearly he must’ve lost a few more screws considering how long he has been in the coffin, he just hides it really well.
@@rosesred9221He tried to distract himself with philosophy, but even then you don’t start scratching into your own skull while completely sane.
slightly?
@@rosesred9221not to mention, his greatest high ACTUALLY made him high, take someone like dio and give them the spiritual/ritualistic version of fentanyl and its gonna be a bad time😭
I just assumed he slept and woke up like it was a hell of a nap
Same
Me too.
And when he woke up a hundred years later, his head was set backwards. Imagine his face.
@@chto3ugodno that's actually funny
Im pretty sure thats what happened
Honestly, DIO writing SBR basing it on Jonathan sounds oddly wholesome
"Yes, I'll make the pathetic Jonathan lose his ability to walk while I come in with really cool dinosaur powers! This truly is peak fiction!"
@@lukaslp7722 then dio accidentally gives him a happy-ish ending until part 8
Yeah but I don't think he knows Stands exist yet LOL
@@lukaslp7722 Jokes aside, the story is literally about Johnny fighting against the impossible and (in his own words) "Learning to walk again" so if anything him writing Jonathan to be a cripple that still triumphed in the end really speaks on how much he ended up respecting him...
But taking the dino powers for him alone was a dick move, that greedy son of a bitch
@@mdsystems4463Nah, he was driven so mad that he confused jojo being a ripple user with him being a cripple user (please laugh)
After 100 years of boredom, it makes him forget how to make zombies and shoot eye laser
Well, he did make two zombies. Vanilla Ice and the guy with a woman's face on the back of his head.
@critica77y77 I think those 2 guys were vampires. If they were zombies, skins go rotten or more hideous
They were vampires. And if anything that goes to show Dio got better at making minions
@@mionski415 If Vanilla Ice was a zombie, it was for less than an hour. He wouldn't have had time to rot.
How tf would Dio make vampires without any Stone Masks?
Normal human can't even think straight after locked for 1 day, and he managed to do it for 100 years
He thinked so straight after 100 years he even threw a road roller in a 17 year old
He thinked so straight after 100 years he even started seeing a yellow guy with the ability to stop time who kept following him
@@Guilherme-JKhe thinked so straight that he became bisexual
Senku:light work😎
Thats because he's not a human~
And yet SOMEHOW being in coffin for 100 years snapped Dio back into sanity instead
sanity and DIO are two words that should not be in the same sentence
@@bird8847 Dio is completely deranged compared to DIO so....
@@exploertm8738 wdym? He's DIO? There's no other Dio in the part
Well If i ever got stuck inside a coffin for 100 years i would probrally Start thinking about my life decisions
DIO with full caps is the part 3 dio and Dio without full caps is part 1 dio@bird8847
Huh. No wonder he acted so dumb against Jotaro. He was senile.
I would say he was high and too confidente of himself instead of dumb
@royalcolored9473 he underestimated jotaro and the jobros a few times, if DIO really wanted, there would no fight in the first place
@royalcolored9473*Proceed to spent most of the timestop to only have some stupid dialogues and useless move that ultimately lead to Jotaro win*
@royalcolored9473 lmao
@royalcolored9473lmao
If he had ditched the road roller and just used his fist, he’d have won but he just wanted to find the dumbest ways to kill jotaro and waste 7 seconds of his time stop and kill him in a way to where he can’t see jotaro’s corpse so he could get caught off guard
Also he’s so dumb that he didn’t just move slightly closer to Jotaro when he threw the knives so he could actually hit him in stoped time.
Also he for no reason wants to decapitate Jotaro despite confirmation that he’s already dead. If Dio actually had a brain, since he was so paranoid, he could have just threw a knife to both check if jotaro was alive and decapitate but no, he checked with his main body and not even use his stand cuz he’s so intelligent. If he just remembered he had his knifes that he used seconds ago, jotaro wouldn't have gotten that critical hit that gave him the upper hand
he was so paranoid of not getting close to him too JUST because he can move 2 out of 5 seconds, like wtf could he possibly do in 2 seconds especially with you having self proclaimed superior power and speed. the guy literally has such a small brain that he can't even react to attacks, defend or dodge while time is stopped despite repeatedly clashing fists with jotaro at the start of the fight
People really like to gas up this fight as a battle of wits when really it’s jotaro fighting okuyasu
Honestly, if I was locked in a coffin for 100 years, il die from the old age
I would die from starvation
@@achmodinivswe9500 dehydration
@@rainwobrainsuffocation
@@-tremocoi I forgot about air
@@-tremocoi blood clot
*Fun fact:* In the Over Heaven novel, it's heavily implied that Erina, being a holy woman like Dio's mom, had mercy and took the vampire into the coffin after he became one with JoJo's body and passed out. The only thing Dio remembers is the voice of "his mom" telling him to become good the day he opens his eyes again
That passage gave me chills. I love Over Heaven even if it’s not quite canon
Resulting in the deaths of hundreds, among which being pedestrians in the vicinity of the part 3 fights and of course, the Senator's massacre of Egyptians in his car.
Thank god that's not canon, that decision would make jonathan's sacrifice useless
Erina would never do that 💀 I mean in part 2 she breaks down at the thought of another vampire appearing and killing her loved ones again
I'm convinced the truth is that Dio clung to the bottom of the coffin until it sank into the sea, and Erina never saw him. However, I do find it believable that he wasn't entirely sure what happened, and he _thinks_ Erina saved him.
Reminder to everyone reading this and wondering how DIO couldn't get out: Water Pressure exists. If DIO did get out, or could even open the coffin door, he might have died instantly afterwards.
For those saying the coffin should've been destroyed because of the pressure, it was made to survive explosions, it is entirely possible that it could survive the depths of the ocean depending on how resilient we're talking.
I feel like other than water pressure. It would be easier to have the coffin be on land and free himself there rather than free himself in the ocean. Besides I doubt Dio knows how to swim.
Died? He's literally an immortal vampire.
He needs blood to heal. No blood in the ocean, so he cannot heal the damage caused by pressure fast enough, leading to him being crushed
@@yaujj65He is DIO
Born in England, athletic guy his entire life. He knows to swim
@@adamnoobmaster7490 Athletic, yes. Swim? I don’t think we see him swim especially in deep water
"so what did you do during all that time?"
"mast-"
where do you hide it?
mastering the art of philosophy and coming up with the idea of ”Heaven".
@@dibs6462 hide what?
@@dibs6462 😶🌫️
@@dibs6462 eat it.
SBR being a Dio fan fiction is a great idea, I mean, if he was able to (partially) devise the heaven plan, I can see him doing that as well
Partially? I am fairly sure he fully devised the plan and even a backup with the bone.
@@exploertm8738 ah yes DIO's boner- I mean bone. It was very hard.
I think it would've been funny if Dio's coffin landed near the volcano where Joseph fought Kars, and he'd wonder what's all the racket going outside his coffin.
He just hears Kars scream JOJO, and tries to desperately free himself so he can watch the fight
@@maninhu9837 "Did somebody just say 'Jojo'?!"
@@V-Ner_d"very mad wryyyyyy"
When Kars is getting propelled into the atmosphere by a severed arm and some rocks, the eruption of the volcano spreads underneath the coffin, rocketing into the air and also hitting him.
Love that DIO mentions the iconic "Eat sh*t" moment between Hot Pants and Gyro. Even the Brando of the original universe finds our favorite pink-haired nun absolutely irresistible
It’s my headcanon that dio wrote steel ball run.
The whole series after season 1 is Dio having increasingly crazy delusions from being trapped under the sea for all eternity while also being immortal. Stands don't exist, Dio made them up.
@Hikineet-o4wThey said after season 1, and not after part 1, so I assume Joseph is real.
Funny how dio made Jonathan a crippled man and himself with dinosaur powers and a stand that can stop time lmao
lol
I mean at some point he was coming up with the heaven plan in that coffin and that plan is just fucking bonkers especially for someone from the 1800s to think of so maybe he was canonically crazy
Dario was a crazy highwayman and abuser. Dio's mother suffered that man and died because of him. She was also (apparently) the one who gave Dio his obsession with reaching Heaven. The madness was in the blood, and he wanted to go there physically and demand answers to God himself: "Why? Why did you take my mother and not Dario? If you knew everything that would happen, why did you let him ruin our lives? Why am I like this?"
@kraosdadafusfus8034 That has absolutely no relation to the heaven plan what are you talking about, go read or watch JoJo’s bizarre adventure part 6
real
@@kraosdadafusfus8034 unfinished comment? Huh?
@@Kira22558read JoJo’s “Over heaven” novels
Dio having legit hallucinations in the coffin is so funny
Actually how did he knew about Kars?
Dio:.......................................
1:40 honestly relatable.When I'm bored I think of au fanfics I made in my head.
"Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!"😂😂💀💀
Araki was a plankton near that coffin. That's where he got the idea for SBR from.
1:31
MANS GOING INSANE 😭
Song? The original
@@Peanutlover16512 it's what will we do whit the drunking sailor
"Get me out of this crrrrrrffin"
Only a man who was imprisoned in a coffin for 100 years would call the ability to accelerate time as "Heaven"
But Dios mental health is quite astonishing, I would get PTSD attacks everytime I stop time, because stopping time is basically like a prison, you can roam around but can't really do anything until the time resumes
Ironic, Dio should have been able to speed up time, not stop it!
The silhouette and face during the flash at 2:40 is actually a little freaky xD
Really sells how Dio must have been more than a little unstable after finally getting out.
Broski thinks hes the double dungeon king from solo leveling
It’s quite cool because it helps reinforce Dio’s stand having Diving tanks and equipment on him. Since his name is a reference to the band Dio, and his stand being a “Holy Diver”, one of Dio’s (the band) most popular songs. So it makes sense when you remember Dio spent a long time underwater.
technically his name is a reference to Ronnie James Dio, which the band is also named after
his “new minion” being the damn fisherman from pokémon sun/moon got me cackling
2:26 bruh thats some incredible feet strength to let him do a back flip with his toes
2:56 The All-Star Battle model is perfect
2:51 just so funny lol "It's really nothing personal" Then Dio proceeded to grab Bro and kill him on the spot while also drinking him dry pause
drinking him dry is crazy
No pause resume
My bro could have just used space ripper stingy eyes and destroy the fucking coffin but he was chill as fuck
El sol probablemente lo hubiera matado ya que no tenia forma de protegerse de el y de saber si estaba o no (no se si tambien hubiera podido haber escapado por la presión del agua y que todo su cuerpo estubiera lleno de agua)
He probably lost his vampiric abilities when he fused with Jonathan
(Probably)
@@Guilherme-JK his head still had vampiric powers cuz it was his real head, not Jonathan's
@@gabrielmbx9253 dudo q el sol lo hubiera quemado al fondo del mar
Okay! And what part of that plan gets him out of the middle of the ocean?
1:32 I can't stop listening to this on loop
Magenta Magenta: Is this one of my people?
Well this is a meme video and really funny, I find this slightly canon since everything is in character and no surprise that Dio would have go insane. Plus other than introspection on fate, he probably done what in the video to stave off his isolation.
how in the fuck Dio knows Jars existence
Because Diavolo is dead in this universe.
@@LodyPolskieNarodowe Holy fuck this makes so much sense
@@LodyPolskieNarodoweI don’t get it.
@@potatoking6571 If Diavolo dies, then everything is canon.
I dont know, Jars exists in most universes
1:05 Dio so much accustomed to Jonathan's body that he didn't even get sunburned.
*Eventually, DIO stopped thinking.*
"I AM GOING TO END THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE"
*goes on to creat 5 more including
giorno*
Imagine the bloodbath on the boat
He hasn't eaten for 100 years, fresh vampires are already insane from hunger, imagine 100years, how monsterous he was, the feralness of pure hunger.
2:06 how dio know Kars name lol
Considering vampires and the masks are Kars creations, wouldn't put above the mask's powers to give a glimpse of the pillar men
Because he is definitely real and will always support him
@@magicfish8213 real
Definitely he was dreaming during "What if villains were is Polnareffland" and had remembered Kars.
He lives like a mob in minecraft
So that's how DIO devised the whole "Make Pucci reset the universe" thing, huh?
I'm at the dentist rn, watching that video while they are destroying my teeth
1:16 If JoJo was a good fiction:
This would be actually scary honestly, stuck in a dark coffin at the bottom of the ocean until panic sets in no wonder Dio lost it lol
I like to think Dio had the same thing like Kars where he stopped thinking and went dormant until he was awoken by the fishermen
Yeah, spending 100 years in an enclosed space will do that to ya
2:15 idk what's reference what, but I recall isekai speedrun protag telling crys to ignore talking fish hallucinations (well, lay off combat drugs so it never gets to that point, but still)
Bro really get lock for 100 years and still keep his goal : ending entire bloodline
everyone knows that dio was just crankin his shit nonstop for 100 years
Never understood why he didn't just destroy the coffin with his super strength
prob cuz of ocean pressure or cuz there might be sunlight
I loved the part where he is the one who made sbr
Think about how long you have been alive so far, 100 years in a dark box is unimaginably worse than death...
He's basically unable to be killed by the sun underwater cuz uv light is bended by water
I just assumed he went into Iguana mode, do you know how hard it is to drown an Iguana?
Dies in Foo Fighters
Imagine parts 2-9 are just Dio's fever dream, and he is still inside the coffin
It was quite a boring task being stuck in that coffin for so long.
That person's editing is sooooo good
love seeing these videos that try to explain things that weren't explored in the manga
I like to tink that from meditating so much in the coffin he discovered the way to heaven
Now imagine how much sweat there was in that coffin.
Little did he know he has less then 5 years to live
Oh?
TBH, Dio always could break out of coffin and simply walk on bottom of sea until being close to the shore (which he would know because sun rays would be reaching him) and just swimming out when it's night.
Or better yet, just climb someboat near shore and hide there to get to nearesr port.
he didnt know when it was day or night so walking out would be death, and he cant just open the coffin without breaking it due to water pressure
@@yamerrune he can just break out. At he's in the middle of the ocean, it doesn't matter day or night, rays will not reach him.
@@Artemas_16 Yes they will, he is not 3000 kilometers deep lmaoo
@@yamerrune obviously not, the most deep place on our planet is 12 kilometers.
@@Artemas_16 i meant meters sorry but my point still stands some light rays will reach him and as we know even a little bit of light is lethal
Vampire mask: "am i a joke to you? All you need just immortality? You're seriously f***ed up"
he almost got the Kars treatment.
just imagine if he was never saved by the ship and remain at the bottom of the sea for eternity.
I wonder if he will stop thinking like Kars.
I mean, he probably just slept the whole time 👁🗨〰👁🗨
I love how he's making up scenarios
He actually gooned the whole time.
I'd say he eventually stopped thinking
oh c'mon he's a vampire he can power nap. Regardless, Jonathan fought hard for years to keep control over his body, and Dio STILL couldn't fully control it.
He started to go insane.
He was actually gooning the whole time
100 years of talking with Spanish fish.
1:40 is bro reading iron testicles walking
Bro was becoming insane every second
Jonathan's head: how do you know how my son and grandson look like and how do you know about kars wait how do i know about all those as well?!
Dio: ..................
babe wake up new dankbidoof banger 🔥🔥🔥
You would think he would have some kind of PTSD after that and never touch a coffin again.
DIO has so mush strength to break that coffin, the explanation has to be enter in coma trying to fuse his head with a super hamon Saiyan user and the weak state of his head after use laser on boat and the hunger
I love whenever the speech program repeats a vowel
This still does not explain how DIO knows how a flight attendant works
DIO coming out of a coffin after 100 years and his first word being a polite "hello" (we'll ignore his looks lol) is weirdly funny to me
"Today im going spend the next 100 years burried underwater alive!"
"Today, I'm going to spend the next 200 years buried underwater alive! with just this coffin!"
100 year edging streak
suprisingly accurate sometimes
No wonder he wanted to kill the Joestar bloodline, Jonathon is why he was trapped there for 100 years
despite how crazy DIO was after part 1, I believe after so many years underwater towards the end he doing a lot of self reflection. Not trying to change himself for the better, but to become his best self. Which I can totally understand why he went on this religious journey reading the Koran and talking with mystics in Egypt
Nah, DIO writting the entire Steel ball run timeline to pass time in the coffin is my new head canon
Analog horror series depicting an alternate timeline where the coffin is never found, and Dio slowly loses his mind as he rots away in that coffin, exhausting the full lifetime of a vampire while dreaming and hallucinating whatever he can to keep himself distracted from the reality of his situation.
1:14 what is this song? It's fucking nostalgic and I can't remember its name
Its called drunken sailor
Canal 3 by Quincas moreiras
Love how instead of going around in the coffin he waited for someone to save him
Fantastic video. I love it
First good 100 days challenge video
That's probably how he came up with the heaven plan.
yep
When you realize that a guy named Dio was legitimately down too long in the midnight sea.
If you believe the translation of the stardust crusaders opening he woke up from 100 years of slumbering so, he didn't really do much except slumber😂
Dude… Travel on the ocean floor and use the coffin as cover from the sun…
I think as an immortal being trapped without any perception of time, 100 would seem really quick
The fact that he probably was only accompanied by the skull of Jonathan is freaky and wholesome at the same time
29 seconds no views? Damn... This is the earliest I've ever been!
Good ending (:
Eventually, DIO stopped thinking…
For his sake, I hope Dio spent the majority of that century in the coffin just sleeping...