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Kris: I'm not an actor
Also Kris: Having a whole entire character collection of accents and personalities
Omg I didn’t even think of that I forgot abt that
Yea that’s what I was thinking
(How do I have this many likes in 4 hours???)
@@kmul5942 you're popular now, time to start your career in fame. XD
Literally
"I GOT NEW HAIR B****" SLAY. That hair matches you ngl
So true
@SunsetAshesWCUE:O ITS IS THERIANS ESSEMBLE
@SunsetAshesWCUEWE LOVE THERIANSSSSS
@@Midnight_eqA THERIAN HERE
Did you half to say slay
"I don't know why you guys watch me,"
Because you're amazing, stylish, funny, talented, smart, beautiful- Do I need to go on? Honestly my favorite channel ever
Because she is insane and we love her for it
We're all crazy and she is unapologetically as mad as a hatter just because she wants to be
We love that
❤ 9:22
What this person said.
@@Archiver_Studio She inspires me for that very reason,
@@Archiver_Studiohell yeah! Us freaks gotta band together. 💪
here is a story that no one asked for:
I got my period when I was in church and when we stood up to sing the Doxology at the end I thought I had wet my pants because so much blood came out. I asked my mom if we could go home as soon as the service was over and she said yes. It was fine and thankfully no blood showed up on my dress because the inside had tool to make it poffy. Also love you hair!
Thank God your mom let you go home after the service
I have such a phobia of leaking when I’m on my period (even tho I don’t usually even have a heavy flow) that I sometimes wear double layers 😬(periods SUCK)
It’s Tule xx
Luckyyy😂 I got my period at school and it literally LEAKED through my underwear, shorts and then my skirt😢😢😢 I had to DASH to the bathroom to find out that the bathroom had no pads!!
I told the teacher about the bathrooms not having pads and now I’m allowed to use the staff bathroom because they store pads there.
i actually have met three of the dhar man actors irl, one just graduated my hs, one will be a freshman, and one i gasped when i saw him at my friend's dance studio. he gave me a weird look and it was really awkward. the former senior was actually super nice
Do you know who was who?
Which actors was it?
Which actors? If you really met them which actors?
Which ones??
Dang Crazy!
9:35 I fr thought the dude was going to say “i remember when I git my first period 😔”
“The doctor told me I had an infection” 😔 ✊
That guy is actually my cousin believe it or not
Why is your cousin getting a period? 🤨
@@EpicZManYTNO fucking way 💀
@@EpicZManYT DAMNNN
Kris telling me i look like a snack while i am on the toilet having a.... not so good time. 😂😂😂😂
THATS WILD 😭🥲
In toilet or not, i believe you will still look like a snack bestie. We all do. Yes I'm ✨ delusional ✨
@@AM-sk3lmme too bestie✨✨
Just spicier than normal
... literally same lol
I love how she compliments us in EVERY VIDEO!
Girl-your hair-it’s giving I WIHP MY HAIR BACK AND FOURTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FOURTH✨✨
Forth 😂
Omg i forgot that song existed :0
@@justbugthings Kinda crazy how willow (person who sang the song) went from that to creating the most complex pop song ever.
ACCURATE
@@jenniefrmthebloc Maybe they only throw it a fourth the other way. 😅
SSSniperwolf, a controversial chick and DharMann, a guy that was being sued by former employees for all the shit he was apparently doing
What was dear Mann doing
And also i remembered Jarvis reviewing an article on how he committed insurance fraud
Quote from a news article ghfalcon
“Defrauding the city of Oakland, California through his real estate group, was charged with 5 felony counts”
A match made in heaven 🤣😅
And she was in multiple videos of him...
@@V0dCuh from what I recall, not paying his actors or other people.
25:22 this is actually a really cute episode. The sheer fact of how happy she was to invite her previous bullies in shows a lot about how much she wants a friend and its adorable they showed up. The ending is super cute.
I love your hair it’s looks amazing
when she said: " oh I guess they're just taking in strays now", I laughed so hard that I broke a drawer.🤣🤣😂😂
12:21 her mum probably said "PERIOD SLAY" when she tweeted that
NAHHH 😭
Noooooo she probably did CRINGE!!!!!!
🤮
Sies.
I SAW THE SHORT WHERE U GOT THE EXTENTIONS I LOVE IT ITS SO PRETTY
SAMMEE IITS SO PRETTY🧡✨️
@@V-BING REAL
OMG SHE SAW MY COMMENT IM LOSING IT
I did to!
@@YourgirlieLeila-505 lolll
13:00 "this mom is.. is mentally disturbed..." THAT ACTUALLY CRAZY
LIKE WHYYYYY DO THAT!!!! 😭
I lost my cat and I was watching u! u cheer me up so fast Kris love u so much
ouchhh … may your cat rest in peace!
I loved the sound effects that she did in the beginning
she looks beautiful with every hair @@Solènelamigonnelicorne
Damn that's harsh... She beautiful with whatever hair type she chooses damn @@Solènelamigonnelicorne
Love seeing camo on Kris! Texas is doing her right! Gorgeous with the long hair but gorgeous no matter what. Hope she had a wonderful birthday!
fr same
That's because she's so relatable and awesome (most of us probably would of done the exact same thing ^_^ ) lol
The way Kris tears up in this video is everything. I was almost 400lbs in high school because of an undiagnosed thyroid disorder so, having no friends and trauma of being bullied hits for me too girl.
And look at YOU @PMKiddy ! Now AND then. Also superstar, slaying. ❤
Seeing Kris so triggered was heartbreaking. I cried for her. 💜💔
you are a superstar too!
when? am i blind
Yeah what?
I can totally understand your excitement about the new hair and the extensions. Change can feel really strange at first, but it's also refreshing and fun.
HOW DID NO ONE COMMENT-
Second
3rd BUT SERIOUSLY NO ONE COMMENTED ONLY 3
Bro has 115k subscribers and only 291 likes 💀 bro where the likes at-
Oof the comma story gave me PTSD. (I'm going to be sharing some TMI) My mom didn't believe me when mine started in 6th grade and made me show her in the bathroom that it was indeed coming from my body. I was a shy chubby girl and I had a very distant relationship with my mother, so I didn't talk about my body changes when puberty started to hit. She got mad at me as well when during this "exam" she saw that I also had hair in the lady bits area. With the trauma she put me through, I feel I am owed a 1st moon party. **shivers**
Yeah girl you definitely deserve a moon party. I would literally cry if that happened to me, you're awesome.💀💀
11:58 lol, “who tf would take a photo of their daughters period”
Even worse, it was a selfie
😂
Ah so you've met my family....
@@JollyjaeC 😭✌️
Ummmm sooooo
KRIS IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR NEW HAIR ITS SLAYYING
🥖🥖🥖🥐🥐🥐🍞🍞🍞🥞🥞🥞🥨🥨🥨🥨🌭🌭🌭🌭🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🥠🥠🥠🥠🥟🥟🥟🥟🥠🥟🥟🥟🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤
👉🏻👉🏻👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻🤜🤜🤛🤛
the amount kris enjoyed dhar man made me feel so goofy in the best way possible. kris brings so much joy to anything and anyone. i’ve loved her since she first started and im so glad she’s still around because im dealing with a lot and she helps me cope. ❤
I love how Kris is like this is my channel and I do what I want and say what u want
Not her calling me fine when I’m literally on the toilet taking a dump-
😂😂😂😂
Haha 😂
SAME
Me chilling in my bed looking like a homeless mole rat that farted 😍🥰🫶🏼
@@janessacosta4304😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I usually don't like reaction videos, but kmk is one of the only channels I'll watch for it. She actually adds funny content and I love it
Kris im a 30 year old mama who after a long battle with ovarian cancer and heroin addiction im 24 months sober and 26 months tumor free. Addiction is horrible getting back to normal is the worse especially when already having bipolar and depression in general. I also battled with a long ED and you have no idea how much joy your videos bring me especially when the voices in my head are loud. I wish you all the best you deserve it girl. Love you ❤❤❤❤
Congratulations on being sober and cancer free! I battled with addiction myself with alcohol. I am a year sober now. ❤❤You got this!!
@@angelinaduganNy thank you beautiful I’m proud of you too keep it up ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Wow congratulations, thats amazing ❤❤❤
I'm so sorry u had to go through that
No one deserves that
Wow i’m so proud of you! You keep it up girl, you’re doing amazing. ❤❤
My depressed self is always sad and kmk is my therapist I love her so much you are so beautiful
Caleb and Kris officially have the same mannerisms and I love that so much
Jay making a compilation of Kris acting to show how good she is was so sweet!! Jay and Kris have the best friendship!! Also Kris is such a good actress are you kidding me?! We love you so much
She literally makes me cry when she says the viewers look good, it makes me feel so good abt myself❤
Bro I swear, the period stuff is so dramatic, not even just that the mom is super extra but like you don’t just bleed to death as soon as you start 💀💀💀
It's different for everyone. I've known people who you would've sworn was dying when they first started their periods.
@@Kattywagon29 I mean yeah I guess so, the point was that it makes it seem like EVERYONE is the exact same in terms of bleeding their vaginas out instantly, not that it’s impossible or whatever. Personally I only die in terms of cramps but each person has their own cycle.
@@Mason-ik7jmSame for me too. I feel like they do make it seem like all first periods are the same tho especially when portrayed in movies. My first period wasn’t even enough to show on a pad.
@@SecretlyTimDrake Well mine was, but me and everyone I know that had a period has never just gushed blood enough to show a huge blood stain through our pants as soon as they started😭
GIRL THE WAY YOU CAN PULL OFF ANY HAIR COLOR AND STYLE IS PHENOMENAL
i actually saw the short of u getting the new hair style! IT LOOKS SO GOOD 🫶🏼🫶🏼
Thanks for the compliments, having birthed my baby out of my body just a week ago i don't feel very pretty so thank you so much girl
Congrats 😊
Aww!! Congrats!!!🎉💞 I’m sure that baby is as beautiful as you!!💞
congrats!! tell that baby i said happy be-lated birthday LOL
Congrats!!🎉🎉🤩
Congratulations just know you are beautiful and the changes your body goes through don’t make you any less beautiful 🤩
I love your hair Kris! It’s so amazing! ♥️♥️♥️
Thank you for making me smile, me and my bf just broke up so I needed to laugh. Lol, love you! ❤
No one cares lol
@@Stevenpeffersyea about you
@@Stevenpeffersthen piss off lol
@@Stevenpeffers then why comment?? 😨😨
@@Stevenpeffers and literally no one cares about your opinion
I also, did NOT get a first moon party. Also, love the hair Kris. You're awesome. And you're a great actress, I've been following since the 'small hands' and all the characters.
Sameeee
try searching first moon party and it was a decade ago that it's supposed to be a satire commercial
You should make a part two and watch some of the old videos. They were MUCH different. The quality has definitely improved lol
Thanks for all you do Kris!
I have been watching your vids for a while now, and I really appreciate all the work, and effort you put into them!! This video really made my day, and I really needed that, so thank you!
The hair is AWSOME and I hope you love it!!!
I felt it when Kris said that girls will make fun of you no matter what. I was considered popular but then when the school found out that I was adopted.. I was made fun of for months all the way till COVID started. It was awful.
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@@ZestyBison00 basically in middle school I was bullied by these girls for being adopted
I’m so sorry, there’s nothing wrong with being adopted 💖 I don’t get how its possible for people to be so stupid
🤡@@ZestyBison00
Yeah your parents actually chose to get and keep you because they felt like it. Wasn't a poinking accident like me 😅
3:08 that is the most gacha life 2019 title I have ever seen for a non-gacha video
Ikr
Frrrr💀💀
frr tho
FrFr
Gacha life is dying down so bad. I miss the community.
8:37 it must of been so hard to hold the laughter in
Jay coming in with the pep talk! Kris, listen to Jay, Jay knows all. You are awesome!
The girl at the end being like “now I feel really bad….just kidding as if I would careee 😎” that’s what I’d imagine her saying
KallmeKris is literally the realest TH-camr ever cuz she says the things others are afraid to say 🙃
When I got my period I was just just just before 10 an into my 10th b day.
My adopted mom said anyone i "deal with" aka have any interaction at all with needs to know so they can prepare for my possible emotional bs then called everyone starting with my male great great cousin basically. Like twice removed i think they call it? My doctor. My grandpa was the second call. People in a state 22 hours away.
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@@universaltoonsI was joking
Here since 2020/2021 I forgot lol
Like begger😧🫵
You’re literally my favourite youtuber/tiktoker i love you so much omlll
That intro was so chaotic and she was like you guys always show up like a snack and i was like im sitting here in my sweats and my hair a mess cause i didnt have energy to get dressed so Thanks
As someone who watches dhar Mann when there’s nothing else to watch, this is the worst one. The mom’s whole entire vocabulary is “hey besties!”
Just want to thank Jay for being an amazing and supportive friend for Kris❤❤❤
For real!! Love you Jay!!
chris your hysterical, kind, energetic videos have helped me so much through my tough, sad days and even my good ones! i appreciate you SO much your a one of a kind and a FANTASTIC human being! stay amazing! ❤️
The size of Kris’s mustache during the acting reel😭😭😭❤
7:18 "you don't need to change who you R" "and you should stay how you R"
NOT THE SSSNIPERWOLF THUMBNAIL KRIS I LOVE YOU AGHHHHHH
I love Kris and SSSniperwolf
@@LillyKLMiles not tryna burst your bubble, but SSSniperwolf doxxed someone (showing their address online) which endangered their life because the person she doxxed was making videos on her rating her channel
He literally had to move because there was the dangerous possibility of SSSniperwolf’s fans coming to his house and hurting him
@SunsetAshesWCUEsame, she fat shamed ppl, made fun of therians/furries, and doxxed someone
@@Mae_fl0wersone simp even came to his house and I believe it delivered pizza? Idk but Erin and Jack got something from a sniper simp
@@LillyKLMilesI love sniper wolf even tho she’s hated
kris i have an idea for your next crime video- its called the radium girls case- i hate to spoil it, but basically girls painted watches back in 1920's and to paint they would dip the paint brushes with radium on them in their mouth- and then the girls started getting sick and dying its a really cool story and would be perfect for one of your crime videos. edit: thanks for getting me to 50 likes!
God it's brutal. Like their jaws literally fell off. Poor girls. We just didn't know!
@@CaseyAvalon ikr! i'm ready a book about them its crazy how many girls died
14:46 same…felt that one. Love me some relatable Kallmekris content 🥲
When I got my first period I was preforming the nutcracker for my dance studio so all I got was stains in my tights and a tampon😂😂
11:40 we need to start calling periods/puberty evolving like we are pokemon because that would make life a million times funner. Also I technically had a "first moon" party if you count the fact my first ever time was on Christmas day so I did have presents and everything.
next level unlocked is crazy
Glad that t you were able to celebrat your menarche, in a way. I had mine in a July so ihad freezies all the time, so that was nice.
Mine was too!
I love how all the kids act so well and Sssniper wolf is just a literal robot 😭
I'm sorry a whole ass party? I went up to my mom and was like "hey bro can i get a pad?" and that was it
Haha fr😂😂
Actually we indians do throw a party when we get our first period.
@@Mila_.644 huh I'm too white for that
@@Theashes_ofavaa haha its different everywhere.
Thank the gods im not the only one😨😨🤭🤭😝😝@@Mila_.644
My mom wasnt there for my first period. She was coaching a different cheer team and i went home after my game. I didnt tell her till the next day and she was like weirdly upset?? Like we missed some kinda bonding moment or smthin lmao
@Kallmekris we need a character video. Maybe a video where your characters give you and Caleb relationship advice....
YES THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEAAAA
@LittleQueen1978 I love this idea, they seem like such a healthy relationship
Seems about right
NO! Don't let him near her wonderful characters
LOVE YOU KRISSSSSS 0:05
🤨
@@blakelove7616what??
“Full circle … Full cycle” 🤣💀
The “I want to just throut punch this mom” made me start dying and also love your new hair slayyyy you brighten my day every day when I’m down
25:47 I'm sorry but who tf even laughs at a person eating alone ✋💀 like why? people do that all the time?? XD
I ate out by myself almost every day during my lunch break. I would say every college student does too
Fr lol
At 14:53....that feeling of rejection or not being wanted....I totally feel you girl, I had to ask every guy I went to a dance with first......they told me I was too intimidating. So maybe that's why they didn't ask you, because you were so pretty and so fierce already, and they knew they couldn't approach you because they're a bunch of babies who don't know how to approach the goddesses that we are. And fair enough, I mean, you and I, we are quite stunning. And good actresses! I can't wait to see your movie!!
Super excited about the movie you are making. Can’t wait to see it.
Also growing up in western Canada we also didn’t really celebrate sweet 16
I js love how I'm having a breakdown then whenever I watch her videos I just seem to grow a spark again, literally love Kris❤️❤️
Yay auntie Kris posted she makes my day light up with joy!!❤️
Kris we watch you because we love you. Also bless Jay for always having your back.
8:45 no but really, the acting here is phenomenal! 🔥
I loveee your new hair it make you look cooler! ❤
Love your videos
The "did she get her comma?" Only hit me after Kris was questioning how funny her jokes are😂😂
And the hair is so beautiful!! You are definitely an actress Kris! Love you 💜
It's honestly peak comma-dy.
i love how kris keeps just dropping deep lore about her life in the middle of the video
We watch you because you are wonderful, beautiful, funny, witty, caring, adorable, etc, etc. (hugs)
My period started today (not for the first time ofc) but im watching it rn 😂😂😭😭
25:00
"Happy Birthday!!"
Me: Leave
So true 😂
The amount of innocent and light-hearted shade being thrown by Kris in this video had me 💀😱😂🤭🫣 ...I love the humor! I wanna know if sniperwolf will make a response vid...if/when she did, could someone send me the link please
Commenting to also recieve the link if sssniperwolf makes a response.
Yesss plsss
24:05 bro if s1 said that kind of thing in my school they’d get “womp womp”
Nah frrr
Frrr
She never fails to make me laugh!
I love your video's so much❤
not me crying to the thought of this random girls dog dying :(
Kris: You are looking fine as always
Me: still in my pjs
25:05 I love her reaction and her laugh ❤it heals me
Chris says why do you guys watch me it's because we love you Chris you're amazing don't forget that
Kris is the girl to say "dont mind me if I do" and wiggle her fingers around donuts
Kris saying Sniperwolf looks 30 and her dad “paid for some stuff” that was the best slam
SniperWolf actually is 31
@@thatcrazyfan2285 her accuracy
😂😂
kris already looked amazing with her short hair, and the long hair is JUST as amazing!! thank you so much for always making us laugh and just being the best youtuber like ever
Kris calling me a snack made my evening. Been feeling down, but yeah.
She told me I looked like a ✨snack✨ when I woke up from my incredible nap looking like a monster from hell 😂😂😂
Hugs for Kris having an imposter syndrome panic attack on video. We really do love you girl!
what??????
Me too! I literally got extensions this Monday! I'm feeling like a princess. Love ya Kris, you look amazing as usual x
It’s just the fact that when you said they looked exactly like sisters because they are sisters
25:56 "They're taking in strays, now. I like that." That made me laugh far too hard. 😂
8:55 I ROAD IN ON A HORSE
Yaaas Kris long hair era has been popping off, I love seeing the transformations on TikTok. Also thank you for the video I cringed at ssnnooozeiper in his videos (also Jay amazing editing as always)
Sssniperwolf*
@D4vidMace No, she's a snooze and doxed Jack, so I stand by what I said.
Yeah I think you forgot to put *her instead of "his"
@infamouswickedjokestar no it was a guy's video Kris was reacting to. I used correct pronouns maybe pay attention
@@surayamartinez Well how should I know, not everyone is a fellow magician
I liked how wholesome this was