Square Holes!

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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4515

    Haha if nothing else I'm a slippery slope for sure. cheers TOT make me laugh

    • @harleyswenson5402
      @harleyswenson5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hi Collin I love your videos

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      I was at a store recently buying some junk for a project I'm working on, and after explaining it to the check out guy he said; "Don't forget to wear your safety tie, kid." and I was like "Whuuu..?" and he said "Oh, you probably wouldn't get it... it's this Englishman that makes stuff."
      Then I bonded with a 70yo man at Ace Hardware over Colin Furze videos. He apparently was a finance guy his whole life, retired and played golf like everyone in FL, and got inspired by your videos and he got a job at a hardware store to talk to people, learn and make stuff! He started making artistic sculptures with mechanical elements first, made a golf club swinging device and a golf ball canon and now he's building a 4 wheeler sand rail for sand skiing with his grandkids.
      You did that. You got a tired old depressed man out of his funk, got him to quit golf (a miracle. You're doing gods work for that.) and get active and building things! Your videos connect with millions of people of all ages.
      You probably won't read this, but if you do... I hope it makes you feel good.
      I have lung cancer and only one lung and I'm in my 20s, he's in his 70s and we both were inspired to get in better shape and spend our days making cool shit. Two vastly different people, from the opposite side of the planet are living better lives because of you. Also, my sister's kids live your book.
      Thank you.
      I plan on ordering my safety tie soon.

    • @mikepeers
      @mikepeers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sometimes, you NEED 3 degrees of (comic) relief, that’s where Colin comes in. 😂

    • @thomas1055213
      @thomas1055213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Michael Peers I thought it was 3° because it’s double what you need (Engineering practice) and thus a joke like that

    • @kevkev10thecrafter7
      @kevkev10thecrafter7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Colin love your vids

  • @ShaddyWoohooMan
    @ShaddyWoohooMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2324

    "This Old Tony" : This wrench is now slightly magnetic so I can stick it on the machine and never lose it again.
    "Me" : Really? Well that's actually pretty coo-
    *Drops immediately*
    Why did I believe that

    • @johnmanning4577
      @johnmanning4577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      To answer your question...because we all have a Charlie Brown chunk in our DNA???

    • @ThatVatoKingDirk
      @ThatVatoKingDirk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCrystalGlow
      @TheCrystalGlow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can’t honestly understand why you believe either. I mean this is the This Old Tony channel. He’s very serious in not being serious. :)

    • @dmeemd7787
      @dmeemd7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was still in the "how's it magne...." (drops) 😂

    • @winter-survivor
      @winter-survivor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "slightly magnetic".... after being red glow by the torch 1 minute ago hahahaha

  • @paulallen4650
    @paulallen4650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Tony, when you dumped out the holes at the holes at the start of the video I counted 47. A pouch that size usually holds 50. Check for holes in the pouch.

    • @blahblahblahblah2933
      @blahblahblahblah2933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The trick is to weigh the package when you get it. It should weigh 50 holes less than an empty envelope.

    • @charlieinsingapore
      @charlieinsingapore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3 metric holes left in the pouch, or holes in the pouch itself which let out 3 holes?

    • @snork_games
      @snork_games 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Underated joke, actually hilarious!

    • @TheyCallMeGoos
      @TheyCallMeGoos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@charlieinsingapore if it were holes in the pouch, they'd have to be oversized, and you'd definitely notice bigger holes

    • @boboften9952
      @boboften9952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WHO LET THE HOLES OUT .......

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    the humour in these is what really gets me

    • @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2
      @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your videos are very similar.

    • @DemodiX
      @DemodiX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That's the channel where I didn't ever expect you to see.

    • @packerman1203
      @packerman1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is unexpected

    • @crisp4085
      @crisp4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is unexpected

    • @TheSuperCommentGuy
      @TheSuperCommentGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is unexpected

  • @crispybacon4240
    @crispybacon4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    Dude went from imperial to metric then just started using letters of the alphabet.

    • @347lbs
      @347lbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He must have studied from old English engineering manuals, he skipped the pictures of small animals which was a shame.

    • @robinyilmaz1155
      @robinyilmaz1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is basically evolution of my highschool science classes, particularly Greek alphabet for increased fanciness

    • @InformatrIIcks
      @InformatrIIcks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Fred Smith i already hate the imperial system, but this is "time to start a crusade" kind of stuff ...

    • @trif55
      @trif55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      imperial is weird!

    • @LintonCaldecott
      @LintonCaldecott 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a twitter thread where a guy goes off on a rant about the imperial system, it's pretty funny, though rather filled with strong language.

  • @auroraboy95
    @auroraboy95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    When I saw a square hole come from something that was spinning it blew my mind

    • @HayyuAdam
      @HayyuAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      I still don’t get it

    • @BeHappyTo
      @BeHappyTo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@HayyuAdam the other thing is free to spin so after the 2 bits contact each other, they are basically not spinning relative to each other. I believe the spintool is used as a replacement for presstool. I believe the term used to making square holes is called broaching,.

    • @aaaaaa-yg5yq
      @aaaaaa-yg5yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      But what cuts out the square if there’s no relative movement? Does it just press the tool into it, but why would it need to spin in the first place if there was no relative rotation

    • @raulchaidez2946
      @raulchaidez2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The spin is becouse the how the tool works press and spin. And to troll us lol

    • @kloassie
      @kloassie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@BeHappyTo but if they're not spinning relatively to each other, then how does he press the square into the too-small-hole??? I still don't get it

  • @ThomasOnTape
    @ThomasOnTape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I'm glad you started with the simpler "square" hole. Round holes have been hard to achieve after infinite-sided broaches went out of production. I keep getting sniped on eBay for old Soviet stock. 😭

    • @jttech44
      @jttech44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sometimes you can find those infinite sided broaches with fewer sides at harbor freight. Gotta go real easy on them though, they're made of chinesium.

  • @joestrackbein9774
    @joestrackbein9774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "the ground is connected to the earth which is an insignificant speck hurdling through cold empty space"
    I guess you did say this episode would be dark...

    • @fellipec
      @fellipec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm listening to Alpha by Vangelis in my head now.

    • @fredbailey843
      @fredbailey843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but is the earth connected to the ground or is it possibly cgi and are they are lying

    • @kuhlius_2k735
      @kuhlius_2k735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fredbailey843 maybe it's a wireless connection

    • @fredbailey843
      @fredbailey843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its more bluetooth than wifi

    • @antiquelude
      @antiquelude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah he said dark, but he didn't say nihilistic lol
      his humor cracks me up!

  • @ihavetwofaces
    @ihavetwofaces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    “Boy, this guy is dumb” Annnnnd... subbed.

  • @baz6128
    @baz6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I'm a toolmaker irl. I use top of the line equipment at work including HSM, automated loading, standard CNC, lathes, EDM, CADCAM, etc. Had we done this at work it we would've used 2 very different approaches (1. drill out the corners using a 2mm drill and machine the pocket or 2. EDM the hole) but its great seeing people use the 'old ways'. Takes me back. Great video. Loved the humor. Subscribed.

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have an EDM drill and a WEDM and i sorely regret selling my sinker :(

    • @Stopes.
      @Stopes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you EDM a blind hole? Am I missing something here. lol

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stopes. an EDM drill is basically a drill press with special drillbits
      A sinker EDM is basically a vertical mill where the spindle has been replaced with an electrode

    • @Stopes.
      @Stopes. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@angrydragonslayer Ahhhh okay gotcha. To me EDM is the wire guided process. I wasn’t aware there was other EDM methods and/or processes. Hence my confusion lol. Thanks though. Learn something new everyday!

    • @areoladan5580
      @areoladan5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stopes. EDM has electrode ‘bits’ that are pressed down onto the work, like the last guy said. What you were thinking of has a very obscure and not at all sensible name……. “Wire EDM” ;)
      My company uses both for building injection molds, but primarily the un-wired variety (wireless?). You can get an absolutely bonkers level of detail from standard EDM, any machining marks left on the graphite electrodes are transferred to the work.

  • @mikepettengill2706
    @mikepettengill2706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "That would be off the charts if the scale stopped at 40...." Cracked me up.

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This Old Tony's humor is like absurdist/surrealist dad jokes, and even after watching his channel for years they still catch me by surprise. One second I'm fully invested in learning, then out of nowhere I'm laughing at something ridiculous, and then I'm laughing even harder at myself for getting sucked in and then just effortlessly bamboozled. The man's an artist.

    • @muptwitch9129
      @muptwitch9129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and a 1 and a 2 and a 3 HAHAHHAHA

    • @dontask8979
      @dontask8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "But its not...."😂🤣😂

  • @C4H10N4O2
    @C4H10N4O2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    You can "explain" it however you want, rotary broaches are dark magic.
    Holes can be round or punched. That's it.

    • @Uristqwerty
      @Uristqwerty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      If I understand correctly:
      You know how you can take a plate or frisbee or something, hold it at an angle on a flat table or floor, fling it downwards and a bit sideways, and it starts to wobble around the centre tracing out a smaller circle, only touching the desk at one point on the edge during any given moment? This is designed to FORCE a square to wobble around, only pushing forward into the material at one point at a time, chiselling out each edge of the square in turn by a tiny bit per revolution.
      Though it's probably still dark magic, and I've just found a fake explanation that seems just plausible enough that I don't have to think about it any harder and can get on with my life.

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Uristqwerty Yet another rotary broaches salesman..

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Uristqwerty Yes, but have you ever tried to source a square frisbee? Or hex, for that matter. Never mind Torx ....

    • @SkylerBaird
      @SkylerBaird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahhh this doesn't make sense

    • @GeneralNickles
      @GeneralNickles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      We need to get the slow-mo guys on this one.

  • @thedave7760
    @thedave7760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    The whole reason I discovered AVE was one of his original videos about square holes.
    I see through your non original ploy TOT.

    • @DaveOyooSnr
      @DaveOyooSnr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I challenge your Daveness.

    • @blahblahblahblah2933
      @blahblahblahblah2933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@DaveOyooSnr oh man a Dave-off...you don't see too many of those in the wild.

    • @Laugh1ngboy
      @Laugh1ngboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's an amazing coincidence. Started watching ToT when he broached a key way after watching AvE.

    • @RazorSkinned86
      @RazorSkinned86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SQUARE HOLES ARE A LIE THAT PARENTS MAKE UP TO SCARE CHILDREN!!$$!!$

    • @carlholm7867
      @carlholm7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here! That and the "poor man's milling machine"

  • @CLipka2373
    @CLipka2373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "The jig is already set for about 45 degrees"
    Makes me want to ask whether that's Celsius or Fahrenheit...

  • @Vinegaroon
    @Vinegaroon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    TH-cam: do you want to learn about square holes
    Me: I guess

    • @vmelkon
      @vmelkon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you like back rubs?

    • @wertyjax
      @wertyjax 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vmelkon no ._.

    • @MechaHeretic
      @MechaHeretic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what i love/hate about youtube. I could be on a fighting-game compilation video, and youtube is like "WANT TO SEE HOW HYDROELECTRIC DAMS ARE DESIGNED?!?!"...... and i click because sure.

    • @vmelkon
      @vmelkon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MechaHeretic :
      BAM! And that's when they get you with ads.

    • @robertruyle583
      @robertruyle583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vrej Egon Spengler Ads are like taxes. They provide the services that you and others want (ie. programming).

  • @oscar8005
    @oscar8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Do you ever get that sinking feeling when you look at the red bar and it’s sneakin’ up on the end of the depressingly finite ToT video? Yeah, me too.

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally sad at the end.

    • @dcw56
      @dcw56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      On these short ones, I just pop a prozac before I start watching and everything is fine, if still too short...

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That last chord, though... never seemed it would ever fade to zero .... put us in mind of the end of "A Day in the Life"....

  • @waynetaylor1338
    @waynetaylor1338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    “This guys dumb” got me both times 😂😂

    • @TreyCook21
      @TreyCook21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!

    • @kcjones679
      @kcjones679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was "Boys are dumb."

    • @syrew900
      @syrew900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kcjones679 boy this guys dumb

    • @tLade08
      @tLade08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haven't laughed this hard in years🤣watched it 3x over😂

    • @drickard67
      @drickard67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1

  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Tony is trying to make his own tools instead of buying them again?
    Oh dear, we are in trouble.

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "That'd be off the charts if the scale stopped at 40...
    But it doesn't"
    This is my kind of humour. Unfortunately it does come at the expense of not having a good reference point. Worth it though.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Basically my definition of infinity. 15 inches as measured on a 12 inch rule.

  • @shodanlieu7705
    @shodanlieu7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Despite not being a machinist I really enjoy your videos. I really appreciate the time and effort you put into the visual aspects of showing what you’re doing on a job. I also really appreciate the care you take in describing not only what you are doing, but why you do it.
    For me, this is the best part. I know you could all kinds of technical jargon, but you don’t, and I can pretty much follow what you do and why. Although, seeing a quick time-lapse and then a finished product is nice, I don’t find them as rewarding. As someone who once worked in a machine shop, toward the end of the last century, I am now considering machining as a hobby. I really appreciate the knowledge, insight, and humor packed into your videos.
    Great work. Thank you.
    Cheers

  • @HandToolRescue
    @HandToolRescue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    If only someone made a small flat jaw wrench with a lot of clamping force that they could send you...

    • @vikramsinhdantkale8525
      @vikramsinhdantkale8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooohhh I know which flat jaw wrench you're talking about!! 🤣

    • @TheGomarin
      @TheGomarin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's prominent.

    • @mumblety
      @mumblety ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmmmmm.... If only...

  • @VidkunQL
    @VidkunQL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I flinched, I actually _flinched_ when you dumped an envelope full of holes onto the steel bench -- those things are a nightmare to remove.
    And then you _scooped them up with your bare hands,_ Jesus!

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hole related workplace accidents are no joke!

    • @mattmanyam
      @mattmanyam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish I could like this ten more times!
      Well done, Sir!

    • @questioner1596
      @questioner1596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here I thought pitting in steel came from oxidation!

    • @kloassie
      @kloassie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @VidkunQL Hey! How do you make that italic text in your comment?? I know putting text between two asterisks makes that text bold - as it does in WhatsApp - but putting text between two underscores - as in WhatsApp - doesn't italicize the text ... So ... huh?!?!

  • @ankoslitoflower
    @ankoslitoflower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    The collin furz bit made me laugh so loud I woke my son, and he doesn't even live with me.

  • @cameronmccreary4758
    @cameronmccreary4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have used bench files by hand but I am 64 years old and never seen a bench fileing machine close up and operating. Very nice, thank you for the demonstration!!!

  • @thegripworks2419
    @thegripworks2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the most entertaining channel on TV. Aside from great machining info. Love it.

  • @GerstBladeworks
    @GerstBladeworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Man.. everytime I'm away from your videos for a while , I come back to freaking wholesome, awesome, exactly what the world needs content. We appreciate you Tony, you're a global treasure, your son has an awesome father and you inspire me to be a better man.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is there any proof of the father son relationship ? I suspect the cat's fake too.

    • @GerstBladeworks
      @GerstBladeworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@millomweb KAQ

  • @ulpaan
    @ulpaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    I usually do my triangular holes with a twist drill bit

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bigdickguy6969
      Im still a noob so mine still come out a bit round. I need to practice more.

    • @craiga6557
      @craiga6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I normally get a roundish hole with with a bit of a rounded triangular shape

    • @revmpandora
      @revmpandora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Releaux triangle

    • @jacknicholson5794
      @jacknicholson5794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The trick is, drill the initial hole and then go back through with a bit 4% smaller and let it do the waltz.

    • @craiga6557
      @craiga6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jacknicholson5794 just loosen the drill vice and let it dance while you quickly run to the break room until you hear a large bang, the bang indicates when she's nice and ready

  • @MrLOLandSHIT
    @MrLOLandSHIT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    How can he make something like making square holes seem soo interesting? Never change TOT... ❤

    • @TonyLambregts
      @TonyLambregts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Always entertaining frequently infinitive.

    • @QlueDuPlessis
      @QlueDuPlessis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched some of his early videos once. It took him many videos to get his XP up this high...

  • @JonB_
    @JonB_ หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly this is literally perfection. Its funny, silly, well written, engaging, entertaining, informative, educational and funny. Its a fantastic combination and i can't help be impressed.

  • @SkateOrDie
    @SkateOrDie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Still don’t understand how he made that square hole

    • @ahumanbeing7554
      @ahumanbeing7554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @ThatGuy-gn6co
      @ThatGuy-gn6co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@ahumanbeing7554 it shakes the square drill bit by a certain degree so that it can act like a chisel

    • @lukeirvine1386
      @lukeirvine1386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      th-cam.com/video/L5AzbDJ7KYI/w-d-xo.html

    • @mataloger
      @mataloger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/BhvNU2E_x_Y/w-d-xo.html

    • @407online
      @407online 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      th-cam.com/video/smTdkevMMTc/w-d-xo.html In this video it is much clearly explained..

  • @Roblecop
    @Roblecop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I always love seeing a TOT notification.
    Not gonna lie, I miss the near 30 min videos. Your ramblings, stories, and copious amounts of information make me more and more interested in getting into hobby machining. I just priced out benchtop lathes last night and I'm not figuring out how the heck I'll afford it lol

    • @wyattbrule12688
      @wyattbrule12688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Robles you’ll just have to make it pay for itself 😉

    • @carbide1968
      @carbide1968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, same problem here. They also raised tariffs so there's that too.

    • @chriskelvin248
      @chriskelvin248 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, how much are they?!?

    • @Roblecop
      @Roblecop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chriskelvin248 about 2k for a decent one. I'm looking at the 1220 size range. I'll mostly be turning aluminum, brass, and plastic. A few steels from time to time, but I'm making toys/sporting devices lol

    • @jamesogorman3287
      @jamesogorman3287 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Robles Is “Sporting Devices” a euphemism for Sex Toys?

  • @StefanGotteswinter
    @StefanGotteswinter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    :D
    I had customer parts where I needed a square hole where a 100% of the square was called for, so I predrilled slightly smaller than the square rotary broach. Axial force increases quite dramaticaly in that case :D

    • @Joe-bm4wx
      @Joe-bm4wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sinker EDM?

    • @randomassortmentofthings
      @randomassortmentofthings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joe-bm4wx yes but that would be more expensive and you'd have to contract it out.

    • @charlieinsingapore
      @charlieinsingapore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes but your square hole was 0.03mm. Try doing 10, 30, even 50mm square! Ha!

    • @mpetersen6
      @mpetersen6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depending on just what you need to put the square hole make sure you have a round peg to put in it. 👍
      Also depending on what you are punching the whole hole into, through or blind makes a difference. Of course you just could have shaped it in the mill

    • @Nathan0A
      @Nathan0A 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      would it be better to start with a smaller square and work up in this case? or just shove your fd broach into the too-tight hole?

  • @Isayonelove
    @Isayonelove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    1:50 I finally know what my wife means when she says she's seeing our accountant to get some filing done.

    • @Isayonelove
      @Isayonelove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      8:29 eh who needs a wife anyway

    • @Mishn0
      @Mishn0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bow chicka bow chicka bow...

    • @AverageCitizen333
      @AverageCitizen333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

  • @plunder1956
    @plunder1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the idea that Colin has become definitive of ONE STEP BEYOND. Highly appropriate.

  • @PowerPete999
    @PowerPete999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm new to ToT, lovin them all. This one reminded me that i have a tin of spark plug gaps in my garage, various sizes. Must go and sort them out one day

    • @jttech44
      @jttech44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, you mean taping them on the vice until they're touching and just bending them back a litttttle bit isn't the proper procedure?

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they're best sorted by weight - although sorting by name might make them easier to find.

  • @criticallook1352
    @criticallook1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I have many tapers to choose from:
    • Duct Taper
    • Packing Taper
    • Masking Taper
    • Scotch® Taper
    • Electrical Taper
    • Adhesive Taper
    • Surgical Taper
    • Measuring Taper
    • Double-Sided Taper
    I can not yet afford these tapers:
    • Audio Taper
    • Video Taper
    :

    • @kevkev10thecrafter7
      @kevkev10thecrafter7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flextaper

    • @mrmonster3434
      @mrmonster3434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ive always dreamed of owning a Red Taper, but man...the paperwork...yeesh.

  • @SamuQu
    @SamuQu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how you manage to complicate a simple job into a pun filled, joke loaded, informative and entertaining video.

  • @bobmcme12
    @bobmcme12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "This wrench is now slightly magnetic" actually got me, wasnt expecting that.

  • @terrystowers6085
    @terrystowers6085 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sultry saxophone solo after the dish-out was an absolutely brilliant stroke of genius. I’ll remember to keep a small towel handy when watching these videos whilst simultaneously enjoying my favorite beverage. 👍

  • @Lichupaf
    @Lichupaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Master craftsman, and a first class comedian...love your videos, thanks for the laughs

  • @salloroc20
    @salloroc20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That old Tom, my 3yr old boy insists on watching STP8 with me every day when I get home from work. He's mostly non-verbal, but always says "8!" At the intro, then makes me FF to all the kitten scenes. You've helped me bond with my boy and I couldn't be more thankful for that! I'd love to see another home built kid rig. Also, I get the impression you reload, very cool! Thanks for giving me and my boy something to look forward to watching together (he for the cat vids, me for the dad jokes, and obviously all the very well explained facts).

  • @MGoat76
    @MGoat76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This makes me feel like there is hope for me. I’ve always been told I was a round peg in square hole.
    From the bottom of my heart, thank you This Old Tony.

  • @Rapidpanda1st
    @Rapidpanda1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    8:20
    Tony: Do I really have to swap out the toolpost mount just to cut this off?......unlessssss.... *_rotates die grinder 90 degrees_*

    • @dzjad
      @dzjad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was waiting for the rest of the internet to scream "no!" here also! Much disappoint. Also, hilarious.

    • @calebreutener870
      @calebreutener870 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dzjad can still give his lathe an F
      though

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shambles1980TRealOne that scribe line/ water method not work on HSS?

    • @KevinSatterthwaite
      @KevinSatterthwaite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ironbomb6753 no its not, he has soft water, he needs hard water.

    • @somebodyelse6673
      @somebodyelse6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You may scoff, but when you have a benchtop lathe with rigidity issues, that is a valid solution.

  • @patrickobrien2965
    @patrickobrien2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been watching and rewatching most if not all your videos and hope you would do more with CNC router setup. And please post the music you have used in them! Love the humor you put into these!!!

  • @SFish-wr4kh
    @SFish-wr4kh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been feeling kinda shitty lately and your video got me to learn something and laugh really hard. I love the way you edit your videos.

  • @datzkar
    @datzkar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    DROP EVERYTHING TONY UPLOADED

    • @zekedezeeuw5187
      @zekedezeeuw5187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if this ain't the truth!

    • @TinS0lder
      @TinS0lder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      guess I'll need a new chandelier.

    • @mattiviljanen8109
      @mattiviljanen8109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dropped my pillow, no time to sleep!

    • @geraldgepes
      @geraldgepes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tony sure dropped everything.

    • @RabidBadger_
      @RabidBadger_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To the bathroom!

  • @HorochovPL
    @HorochovPL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:37 Missed opportunity to change "solutions" on broach to "subscribe".
    To be honest, You're the only one youtuber whose subscription messages I actually like and wait for them.

  • @theonlybuzz1969
    @theonlybuzz1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi Tony, another inspirational video on my favourite subject of broaches, especially when they are in the end of the shafts so in essence become blind broaches, when you first did the hex broach that was brilliant! And we have adopted some of these techniques into or work as we make bespoke scientific testing machines for the P,P,E, industry. So Thanks Tony, your video has had a great impact on us at work and wanted to thank you for your efforts.

  • @gyrogearloose1345
    @gyrogearloose1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A wonderful intro and dance of the dished end !!! (@ 8:28). Great shooting! Very entertaining and informative. Thank you TOT

  • @Jacob38092
    @Jacob38092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the video, learned alot and also the humor is a nice touch. Wife looked at me like what's so funny. Keep it up thumbs up here.

  • @Bbeaucha88
    @Bbeaucha88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    ToT strikes me as the kinda guy who I find absolutely hilarious but his wife can't stand lol.

    • @TayloresFish
      @TayloresFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds like the average married man

    • @spudpud-T67
      @spudpud-T67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @phục êwê You can hear it in his voice as he reads the script under duress.

    • @matthewdunstone4431
      @matthewdunstone4431 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t disrespect a person you’ve never had any contact with.

    • @Leib33
      @Leib33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not me, but AvE fits that description to the "T"

  • @RuthlessDutchman
    @RuthlessDutchman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    1:54 "This is my £1000 filing machine" "And this is my £2 rotary broach. Fun fact: These two cost me about the same price"
    Took me a moment.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm still not sure if I got it. But I can put all the blame on "language barrier" and avoid judgemental comments.

    • @RuthlessDutchman
      @RuthlessDutchman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ which bit are you having trouble with?

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@RuthlessDutchman
      I'm not sure if the 1000 pounds machine (filer machine?) reefers to weight (lbs) or the actual money (£). Either both are expensive as s*** (1000 £) with the machine weight being around 1000 lbs and that small tool 2 lbs OR both are cheap (2£) and that gigantic tool weights 1000 lbs.
      He said no one wants the big tool. So is it 1000£ because no one wants it or 2£ because no one wants it?
      I just a curious person about this subject. I'm not a machinist (not affordable or profitable here). I'm not sure if these tools should be expensive or cheap since I know there are small tools that costs a lot.

    • @RuthlessDutchman
      @RuthlessDutchman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @ ah, Tony intended 1000lbs and 2lbs, and that they are the same price, but he didn't say how much they costed.
      I live in the UK though and a pound is more commonly (£) than (lbs)

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @ I thought weight. Interestingly, a pound was once defined as the gravitational force of the earth exerted on the amount of silver which cost one pound sterling. (Except it was before the days of Sterling. Or Britain, for that matter, or Asterix the Gaul).

  • @TheEmbeddedHobbyist
    @TheEmbeddedHobbyist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When i was an apprentice i was well known for drilling anything but round holes in whole pieces of plate, which is why i became an electronics engineer :) two holes :)

  • @user-cf2pl9uy5k
    @user-cf2pl9uy5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are some of my favorite videos on TH-cam across all subjects.

  • @bucketbuster4077
    @bucketbuster4077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit, editing on this video is amazing and don't me get started on amount of value it provides.

  • @cmotdibbler4454
    @cmotdibbler4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I honestly thought "starting with something simpler" was going to be slightly oval holes made by everyone with a power drill ever

  • @TheRocketSurgeon_11
    @TheRocketSurgeon_11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Thats a guy who really know his way around holes.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It seems he does his best work with ones sans fur........

    • @altonb93
      @altonb93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats what she said😏

    • @TreyCook21
      @TreyCook21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correction: He knows his way asquare holes

  • @bradleyland
    @bradleyland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Even here, amongst friends, the existential nature of the universe grants us no relief. Thanks, Tony.

  • @Headlock123456789
    @Headlock123456789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is the funniest tool related video I’ve ever seen. This humor and editing is freaking great! X)

  • @Rumeeezyy
    @Rumeeezyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the hell out of your humor Tony. God I love you.

  • @jcarletto27
    @jcarletto27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TOT I've been binge watching your stuff again. Thanks for so much entertainment

  • @christopherj3367
    @christopherj3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    great work on fitting a square peg in a round hole.

  • @eatenkate
    @eatenkate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That feeling when you're bored and tired of the entire internet and refresh youtube on the off chance that Something Good has been uploaded and LO AND BEHOLD IT HAS!

  • @Moonsauc3
    @Moonsauc3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am no machinist (just love your vids) and this is my second time watching one of your videos about broaches and still have no idea how they work and is very mesmerizing to watch

  • @Gamerboy385
    @Gamerboy385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the little stop-motion transitions. Caught me off guard when I first noticed. Such quality!

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Not Necessarily the WRONG Way to Do It" tshirts are now a must.

    • @blahblahblahblah2933
      @blahblahblahblah2933 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      with "I could've come up with a lot worse." in small print.

  • @blackviking5261
    @blackviking5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This old Tony,
    where is the MAHO project?!
    Ps: I wish Alec Steele would watch your broaching videos!

    • @Lysdexis
      @Lysdexis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes. That was so cringy to watch

    • @klauswunderlich6169
      @klauswunderlich6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I second that. I died a little bit inside when Alec manhandled that poor lathe.

    • @cabutube
      @cabutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am also waiting for the next MAHO video !! :-P

    • @metalbob3335
      @metalbob3335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we shall call his lathe , Grond.

    • @phalcon23
      @phalcon23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same lol....

  • @BigMikesHobbyChannel
    @BigMikesHobbyChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Not sure why I started laughing uncontrollably at "Boy this guys dumb!" but it hit me just right.

  • @zyex666
    @zyex666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    First video I’ve seen of this channel. I have seen the creation of a square hole, I am a believer, and now a subscriber. Good stuff, love the humor.

  • @Tigerman1143
    @Tigerman1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are my favorite person on the internet. Keep up the good work, Tony

  • @MurcuryEntertainment
    @MurcuryEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    You don't have to say "square hole", you can just say "squole".

    • @Apathy2271
      @Apathy2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir.. This is a Wendys

    • @rasta_boy1419
      @rasta_boy1419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Been hittin those reps. That p pow. Gettin squole

  • @bl4ckmedia323
    @bl4ckmedia323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    6:25 thats what you meant when you said that this episode will be dark

  • @doggfite
    @doggfite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "Boy this guy is dumb"
    Did you go back in time and get a voice clip from Abom?

    • @Yeanah_Nahyea
      @Yeanah_Nahyea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doggfite Probably his own childhood self so at least he can say he consulted an expert

  • @jannbailey3738
    @jannbailey3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't have a garage, nor a shop, but I continue to watch. TOT, you make me laugh. Thanks.

  • @Requeium
    @Requeium 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omfg the fact you say "I don't have a square broach", then immediately show a square broach is just the kind of thing that keeps me coming back lol

  • @JoshStLouis314
    @JoshStLouis314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Anything Colinfurze related tends to wind up being a slippery slope. Next video: "Jet-powered filing machine" 😳

  • @eerikhm
    @eerikhm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    11:00 drop forged?

  • @DaveOyooSnr
    @DaveOyooSnr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Perfect day when This Old Tony shows up. Lifts the Monday Blues.

    • @salloroc20
      @salloroc20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have divorced all social media and basically just check for ToT and bad obsession Motorsports vids when I get off work. My workshop is like 200sqft and I have no room for even a MiniLathe, but I'm working up to some metal bendy and cutty things to finish a car project. ToT always reminds me that there always is a way even without the "right" tool to achieve most results

  • @valoriel4464
    @valoriel4464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your vids are a pure joy to watch. Always brightens my day. Thx so much

  • @mxer4life
    @mxer4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never seen this channel before but I love all the jokes. Had me laughing just about the whole way through 😂 and very informative as well! Learned a couple things.

  • @herpderpington
    @herpderpington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My entire weekend was just made.

  • @bettytherussiantortoise2808
    @bettytherussiantortoise2808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hey tony please could you do a shop tour.

    • @marinijaish
      @marinijaish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spam John Saunders to visit him

  • @Jack-tn8os
    @Jack-tn8os 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    *”not to be confused with this 1000 pound filing machine”*

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We in England call those a wallet. I think in the US it's a 'billfold'
      Bill Fold for prezident ?

  • @amielrumbaua8387
    @amielrumbaua8387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am blessed by finding this channel. Currently a mechanical engineering freshman and ive always wanted to be a craftsman or something of the like. And channels like these and Colin's make me want to pursue my dream even more. Cheers man! Stay awesome. Great content!

  • @sianfarrell2624
    @sianfarrell2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video! You make me laugh, but I love the way to whisk me back in time to the days when I was an engineer. Fabulous!🙂xx

  • @systemadminn
    @systemadminn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There is no other TH-camr I'm so happy to see a new video notification for. Tony is the only one who should have the bell icon clicked!
    😘

  • @omgnowairly
    @omgnowairly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I dont have a sqaure broach" removes square broach from table @1:20 LOVE IT

    • @AnttiBrax
      @AnttiBrax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, that was subtle! Had to watch four times. 😂

    • @kaptein1247
      @kaptein1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was a hex?

    • @kylebutzerin7803
      @kylebutzerin7803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was a hex broach

    • @madmatmadmat
      @madmatmadmat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrHkil3 Nope, definitely Hex. Look at the angles back at the shoulder section and also the chamfered appearance at the sharp end. If that was square it wouldn't make a hole, if it were hex the chamfers go away and it all makes sense.

  • @Bambi_Sapphic
    @Bambi_Sapphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    9:51
    Wait, hold up.
    What sort of black magic did I just witness?

    • @AmazingtristanMagic
      @AmazingtristanMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, I don't understand at all how that worked...

    • @hilltop1843
      @hilltop1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I Googled it and the broach is wobbling slightly slowly chipping away at the material as they spin together. Or at least that's how I understood it.

    • @briancarroll6803
      @briancarroll6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AmazingtristanMagic go to about 11:45 in the video below and give it a few minutes. You'll see clearly.
      th-cam.com/video/GWyHJVOxKK4/w-d-xo.html

    • @jhaffel
      @jhaffel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This article may help explain rotary broaching. www.productionmachining.com/articles/rotary-broaching-101

    • @rizkiyoist
      @rizkiyoist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't really know, but I would think it goes slightly off angle, hence why the taper required to make the final hole parallel. It works by "stabing" little by little with each of the tip.

  • @goldenmath4091
    @goldenmath4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Learnt nothing about engineering, here for the comedy, brilliant..
    Brilliantly engineered comedy ; )

  • @OriginalDimascus
    @OriginalDimascus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damnit Tony, I get a good 3 belly laughs from each of your videos so far. Thanks, because you don't have to, but you do.

  • @chrisstephens6673
    @chrisstephens6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Don't be a square"
    "But it's a TOT square"
    "Oh that's alright then"

    • @Runoratsu
      @Runoratsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's hip to be.

  • @arbitrarystuff1229
    @arbitrarystuff1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    To get added use out of your rotary broach, I recommend making round broaches

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, that's not as silly as it sounds.
      It's much, much sillier.

  • @the_hanged_clown
    @the_hanged_clown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    lmao I love the children's show "no!"

  • @mattdanger-ny
    @mattdanger-ny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched this video a handful of times and every time the comedic bits make me laugh. I especially laugh at the ending.

  • @Curtis-ed7dd
    @Curtis-ed7dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    First video I've watched as it was recommended and watched a few channel like this but easily one of the funniest channels and videos I've watched!

  • @fredricchopin5607
    @fredricchopin5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Start video: “ engage crinkling noises”

  • @the_rolling_jedidavidsherm583
    @the_rolling_jedidavidsherm583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This Old Tony"
    First of all I want to say thank you for your very well done videos. I have learned a ton . With that said I was hoping you could cover a few topics that still frustrate me a bit.
    1. Can you cover the numbering and identification numbers for replacible cutting tips like the common triangle ones on the quick change cutting arms.
    2. Could you cover the most efficient way to do a taper on round stock in a manual metal lathe. I have a '63 6in Craftsman hobby lathe.
    3. Where can I find horizontal milling tools either new or used that will work for my lathe.
    Thanks again. When Letterman left TV you should have tuner the Late show into a hobbiest Machining show, you sure are talented enough and mor than funny enough!
    -Dave

  • @8BitEggplant3
    @8BitEggplant3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "This video might be a little dark..." "...the Earth, which is an insignificant speck hurdling through space"

  • @csteinmayer71
    @csteinmayer71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just what everyone needs! A funny machinist. Love your videos.

  • @thecreaturefpv9295
    @thecreaturefpv9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the funniest machinist video I have ever seen. haha thanks for the laughs!