THE ULTIMATE COMPANION WITH DAN & PHIL
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"look at my nipple, give me your best ship, let's go"
~ Phil Lester 2017
"PEOPLE are HUMANS"
-PJ
What an icon
“As we all know, people are humans.” -KickthePJ 2017
so many tall people in one video
Phil scenario: zombie apocalypse
PJ: alien invasion
Dan: steamy love
Very creative dan 👏
"people are humans" - kickthepj 2k17
are we not going to talk about all three of them staring intently at pigeons mating?
i would too tbh. just out of curiosity XDDD
the algorithm’s been binge watching Dan and Phil too let be honest
Bethan Lewis haven't we all?
"people are humans"
-PJ, 2017
the three of them being fascinated by pigeons mating is my aesthetic
I love that Phil didn't say the gender of the person that Dan is going to make love with. He chose the name X for a reason, it can be anyone and anything.
Nitzan Anavi Omg I didn't realize that but I love Phil so much more now
So did pj! They both used “they” pronouns.
"i wanna make steamy love" THAT WAS SO RANDOM WTH DAN I SPIT MY TEA THANK YOU!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
Dan wants that *sTeAmY LoVE*
Jesus XD
Someone once pointed out that pj looks like dan and phil's child and thats all i could think about during the video
1:53 get you a person who looks at you the way pj looks at his deck of cards
Or how Dan looks at Phil in ANY VIDEO.
I'll go now ;w;
I love how all of you guys are distracted by mating pigeons
EPISODE SUMMARY
✅mpreg
✅Pigeon woohoo
✅Tentacle porn
✅Phil needs lube
✅self-centipede-ing
✅ Dan's bussy obsession
✅Furry paralysis + mind break role play
And 3 handsome boys with A+++ hair. 🤗
did anyone else notice that PJ has Dans hair but it is in the same direction of Phil
Morgan Whitehead PJ is the true Dil
Tenzou's Universe it’s true
fusion is a cheap tactic to make weak youtubers stronger
TheKitsuneKid yas
hes their love child
Why's everybody suddenly getting this recommended lmao
Dude idk
I like how Dan refers to the person who he wants to make "steamy love" to as "they"
lol it also says that on the cards
Joozmooz
Yeah but he also talked to both men and women on the dating thing. I'm pretty sure it's a thing that Dan refuses to label his sexuality.
lol whAT okay i didn't mean to make it an opinion - i was just saying that the cards also had 'they' on them. and yeah he did talk to both men and women in that video, but my opinion on that is also to get more of a spectrum in replies rather than just women - fun can come from both genders y'know? (not saying that i don't respect his personal choices towards sexuality, or that i don't believe he's bisexual or whatever he wants to not label himself as, just thinking of alternate advantages to his decisions). k bye, sorry for this seeming like a rant - not meant to be some debate.
Joozmooz
Haha,it's fine. I think I actually interpreted your original comment wrong? And I do know that fun can come from both genders. I'm sorry for any discourse I might of caused and wish everyone a good day/night
i hope that one day ppl dont feel the need to point things like these out.
0:50 - 0:58 Phil got possessed by satan
*SOFT AND NEAT*
But Phil *IS* Satan
I love your icon photo!
“So not just like a lover, but maybe someone to rescue them, to make them feel better”
Kinda reminds me of dan and Phil
I literally heard it and was like "wonder where you got the inspiration for that from Danny"
Why have I never seen this
Same it just randomly showed up in my recommendations
this just showed up in my recommendations xD
Same!
How did we not see this last year?
The Phil lester quotes through out the video were so great
Caitlyn M
I love your profile pic
thanks bud
"They could be penpals. They could move in with you." Hm...
WHEN DAN SAID "it doesn't have to be lovers" PHIL LOOKED AT HIM AND I DIED
“It hurt more than childbirth
And I would know”
~ Phil lester
When they were talking about the pigeon having sex and then snack I was fine but then they said "we all have snack" and my first thought was "DId you all have sex?"
Caitlyn M Dude me too!!😂
But then I scolded myself for thinking it
Phil: I have a lot of quirks and not many perks.
I've never related more to anything in my life
5:16 why did I find this whole "some snack" bit so funny
"It hurt more than childbirth, and i would know!" Phil, is this because you birthed truthbombs in the polaroid?
Paris Tang that's what I thought to
Paris Tang I wish I had Truth Bombs
i love how they say "This person"
Wait I understand the awkwardness of the "they could be pen pals and then they could move in with you" now 🤣
I don't get it
I don’t get it
@@katiec.5574 Dan was a big fan of Phil's and contacted him and the talked almost every day through the mail or computer until they meet irl and moved in together
@@elliea5326 I said above
Mary nekowanza oh right Yh i knew that so I don’t why I didn’t get that 😂
He protec
He atac
But most importantly
He have sec
Then he snac
i did that thing where you sort of zone out while watching a video but then i zoned back in at the exact moment to hear phil say
"right ok so they're very lubed up tentacles"
thank you for your time
Lizzy Mall *you’re welcome*
wherever there's phil, there's animals mating .
i felt sad when phil said he had a lot of quirks and not many perks like NO YOU HAVE SO MANY PERKS yOURE WRO N G
I love how Dan’s cartoon face at the start had the sad dimple
The algorithms get me
i love how they're all forgetting that instead of texting you could just, i don't know.... CALL them maybe?
I thought of that too
anciiie Or email them
i want all of their jumpers and i love how each of their jumpers reflect on their brandings
He protecc
He attacc
But most of all
He snacc
my mum says you look lovely in pink pj
phil: *needs a good name* / dan: phil no. / pj: phil no. / obama: phil no. / phil: sUsAN
sometimes I forget how deep phil’s voice is and then im just *w o w*
how have i never heard of this video or seen it until now?? this is like a mysterious hidden gem on the internet. what is happening??
same
sAME ???
QNicole sAmE!??
That YT algorithm helping us for once ayyy
PJ: "he have sex then he snacc... dan have snacc"
Phil: "can i have snacc as well"
PJ: "we all have snacc"
Dan, the entire time: just is not amused
So Dan's a furry and Phil's into tentacles... Good to know lmao
Back at it again with the random TH-cam recommendations
2:08 pj and a Phil’s are just laughing and smile and Dan looks like he’s just done with life... the usual. But oh my god it’s such a funny shot.
NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT I WOULD LOOK UP TO AND WTACH THREE MEN WHO GOT DISTRACTED BY PIGEON MATING.
"We all have snack"
I NEVER REALIZED HOW DEEP PHIL AND DAN’S VOICES ARE WO W IE
when phil fucking called his character “ex” as someone dan would make love to i choked and you know why
X Gonna Give It To Ya...
wtf is happening, why am i getting this now
dans expressions during the tentacles stuff tho
11:45 sounds familiar...
primary cherries 😮😆 yess
aah i'm so confused on this & people keep commenting about that moment, can someone explain? xd
lingering lyrics like how dan moved in with phil
dans face when he found out the tentacles are always lubed will never not scare me
"we need some zayn"
"malik"
ME TOO
3/4
feels like there's SOmEoNe missing
STOP MATING
-PJ
I love your profile pic
Phil always stares directly at the camera for so long omG
Rylee Is A Spaceboy i thought i was the only one that noticed omg
1:05 do you guys remember that one video where Dan said 'my companion and I' while pointing at Phil and now he basically used the word 'lover' as a synonym for 'companion'? Good times
@@qnicole1679 going deep with Dan and Phil on Dan's channel
I love how Pj and Phil tried to be serious-ish with their scenarios and do like proper scenarios and then theres Dan's...
oh my God do that again two hundred part series please
I just rewatched this and I still love the pigeon parts and the three different reactions when the pigeons are mating :D
Phil: Zombie apocalypse!
Pj: Alien planet!
Dan: lemme *s m a s h*
danio's smash bros
I love your username btw :-)
PJ: “He have sex then he snack.”
PJ: “Dan have snack.”
Phil: “Could I have snack as well?”
PJ: “We all have snack.”
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
they eat snacc
This friendship is so sweet and never ending and I LOVE IT
I love how pj and phil said "they" when referring to Dans sexual partner. much cute
*_eVeRytHiNg hiTs diFfErEnT_*
I feel like each person's scenario says a lot about their personality...
Phil loves his Sci-Fi
PJ is our good space boi
And Dan is... Dan
12:39 Phil saying "Aw Dan.." killed me
OH MY GOSH I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND READ THIS JUST AS HE SAID IT
oh my fREAKINg god
never in my life did i think i'd hear phil say "lubed up tentacles".
Phil- Someone needs to help me with killing zombies.
Pj- I need someone to protect me from aliens!
Dan- sex.
Rainy Rose of course he would
I meeeeeeean it kinda suits their personalities lol
i think dans hentai branding just got stronger
The fact Pj says ‘he have sex then he snack’ and dan just dead ass stares into the camera and eats a crisp.
Immi literally Dan for you everyone 😂😂
no one:
pj: phil and dan
Phil's quirk: Every single thing he says comes out inappropriate, no matter how innocent it is.
Phil's perk: He's Phil, the sweet amazing cinnamon bun.
*"It hurt more than childbirth, and I would know"*
Thanks Phil
It's cause he birthed the game Truth Bombs!
Phil has a lot of quotes, damn
I love the way Phil keeps smiling awkwardly at the camera
"As we all know, people are humans"- Pj Ligouri 2k17
I like how Pj and Phil have similar scenarios that deal with saving and escaping and then there's Dan
pj: after having sex with them they can just move in with you
*WHAT ARE YOU HINTING AT THERE PJ*
He protec
He attack
But most important
He sex then snac
those gender neutral pronouns to refer to dans lover person situation
Lizzie Meiners this hits different now
@@jd812wkb4 lol I was looking for this comment
Dan *Gay panicking* 11:46😂😂 thanks PJ 😂🤜🤛 no but for real, not outing them must've been difficult in this video, he very gracefully danced around the pronounces when talking about Dan's potential partner
He's such a good friend
Did anyone else notice that Phil used they/them pronouns for Dan’s lover and used a name that isn’t attributed to a gender and then got really soft? Phil is so thoughtful, I want one
Ik it was so sweet
wow 😮😥😶 inclusion 🖐🏼🤝🏼👬 how 🤔😑😔 sjw 📣🔊🎤
The piggeon sexc
Then he snacc
Then he *ATTACC*
He protec
He attack
But most importantly
Pigeon got snac
Clover Howlter we all have snacc
*Protecc
*Attacc
*Snacc
He protecc
He attacc
He frickle fracc
But afterwards, he snacc
*"People are...humans."*
There's a senior quote.
OMG PJ IS LITERALLY DAN AND PHIL'S CHILD. HE HAS DAN'S CURLY BROWN HAIR AND PHIL'S FRINGE DIRECTION. HE HAS PHIL'S EYES AND GLASSES. OMG I JUST CAN'T
Orchestra Queen 😂I LOVE IT 🧡
Orchestra Queen And all their lips are sooo similar
Yessssss
And Peej has Dan’s giganto hands!
Is it concerning that this is actually becoming a thing rn?
TH-cam did this a while ago too. This video just randomly appears in every phannies recommend periodically. I guess the time has come.
I didn't expect to get this many likes. Thanks!
PJ: " they could move in with you" *awkward pause*
lolololo smooth PJ, smooth!
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
Phil's innocence ain't comin back
Keira darbey i love this
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IM SO HAPPY
Oh he’s having some snacc
Some snacc
He snacc
He have sex then he snacc
Dan have snacc
Can I have snacc as well
We all have snacc
what
Im about to give you all the sMacc if you don’t stop
Pj: you have sex then you snack
Pj 5 seconds later: we all have snack
Wait!!!!!
Lexi Play I KNOW RIGHT
Phil and Pj are both so weird I need them to collaborate on a short film or something.
What about Dan?
@@sarahfignutmum8235 well obviously i love it when they all collab but Dan's style of video making is quite different and Pj and Phil are both known for making weird content whereas Dan's is more sarcastic comedy. I just feel like their brains could come up with something really really strange and cool (and obviously Dan would probably have some part)
Sarah Rink He smash then he snacc
RJ MorningStar I think you might've responded to the wrong comment lol
Max Ransom whoops