@Su P and the Greeks inspired by this wanted to be nearby still but wanted more so they updated their Desktops to windows 11 befor it even came out opened a world map photo and insert and bam new land.
I felt a great disturbance in the internet as if thousands of ramfans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
The Question is: He restored the Austrian-Hungarian Empire... so was it a monarchist playthrough in the End? And imagine being a czechoslovakian in this szenario: Youre a proud citizen of the new free united republic, that did get rid of the Austrian Supressors some 20 years ago, then someone declares the communist state, theres a war and suddenly! Out of Nowhere: Welcome back to Austria-Hungary!
Damn, it's perfect game, France is dead, Czechoslovakia recreating Austria-Hungary, and Poland-Lithuania dominating central Europe, most blessed timeline
If only Alex have waited for Poland to build compliance in Germany and release it as POLISH-LITHUANIAN GERMANY. That would be trully based and blessed.
Alex: "Stalin let me join the Comintern! I am at peace and nothing is going on at the moment." Stalin: "Lmao no" *Germany declares war on Czechoslovakia* Stalin: "Lol wanna join us now?"
Honestly, swapping Denmark and Scotland is the most blursed thing. It's impossibly cursed for Germany since they now need to deal with those maniacs and impossibly blessed for the rest of Great Britain because we no longer need to share an island with Dundee.
Alex: This is what would have happened if we didn't give them Sudetenland( ingnoring the fact that the Brits just left us for Germany to carve up) Me a czech: EHM......
4:11 No, this is technically a lake, and yes it's world largest lake. It's named sea just because of its size. An actual sea is supposed to have a direct connection to an ocean.
No joke I started this and was like well lemme go look if alex has ever played conquerors blade (this is before i started the video, its just a game ive been playing) and then all of a sudden you have an ad for it. Dang the TH-cams can read my mind.
4:09 Lake Superior is actually larger and deeper than Lake Michigan, if you don't include Lake Huron in which case Lake Michigan-Huron is quite a bit larger but still not as deep.
Hey Alex if you can do a challenge it would be cool here is the challenge: Play as algeria by making algeria independent and form alandalus aka sultanate of Cordoba and join the axis against the allies and win (That's the challenge :D)
Yep, Lake Slovakia looks like it's the largest true lake, maybe tied with the Lake Michigan-Huron (which are actually connected as a single lake) It should be the 4th or 5th largest body of liquid, the ranking goes something like this: - Global Ocean - Kraken Sea (Titan) - Caspian Sea - Lake Slovakia? - Ligeian Sea (Titan) - Lake Michigan-Huron - Lake Superior
Yeah I'm pretty sure you can form it via decision as Austria or Czechoslovakia, or Hungary if they didn't go down the Habsburg focuses. Mainly so Kaised Germany isn't screwed out of AH as an ally, I think
I have a challange for you Alex! In the base game you can form andalusia as Morroco and after forming it you can reclaim arabia step by step. I would love to see you try it out!
I doubt any ai is going to manage breaking through the maginot line the ai had to get the around maginot focus and go through Belgium or they won’t get through which doesn’t happen in non historical very often it’s funny watching Italy become a super power whenever that happens
Caspian sea is a sea only in name and its accually the biggest lake in the world, although because of some bad decisions in ZSRR (trying to make Cotton farms) unfortunetly the water supply to the lake was cut and m its drying out.
So lake Michigan is 58,000 square kilometers, and in this video the "czechoslovakian sea" is a whopping 140,500 square kilometers so yes Rambler, it is more than twice the size of lake michigan
*Brexit means Brexit, for Denmark too apparently!*
Denmark owned
Alex, Lake Superior is larger than Lake Michigan.
Why Just why I saw this on the Workshop. You just had to do this didnt you???? (Also keep up the Good work)
Sweden is gonna be happy seeing Denmark being yeeted out into the North Atlantic
Dexit
Ah I see, the Czeche have done the 'air is our sea' focus and airlifted themselves to the Italian Peninsula
@Su P and the Greeks inspired by this wanted to be nearby still but wanted more so they updated their Desktops to windows 11 befor it even came out opened a world map photo and insert and bam new land.
true
Don't you mean the Czech penisala
That’s what Ultron tried to do in modern day
“What if Europe looked stupid?”
The Balkans: “Bonjour”
Holy Roman Empire: _Incomprehensible Screeching_
@Antti Tennivaara that's genius
Alex: "I wish to join the Komintern"
The Ramfans: "Something's wrong, I can feel it."
A non-Monarchist! That's outrageous
I felt a great disturbance in the internet as if thousands of ramfans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
My therapist: Non-monarchist Rambler doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Non-monarchist Rambler: SCHLONG
schlatt shapiro
AAAA!!!!
"I wish to go Left!"
A NON-MONARCHIST PLAYTHOUGH? IMPOSSIBLE
The Question is: He restored the Austrian-Hungarian Empire... so was it a monarchist playthrough in the End?
And imagine being a czechoslovakian in this szenario: Youre a proud citizen of the new free united republic, that did get rid of the Austrian Supressors some 20 years ago, then someone declares the communist state, theres a war and suddenly! Out of Nowhere: Welcome back to Austria-Hungary!
UK be like:
"I'M LEAVING THE E.U. AND I AM TAKING DENMARK WITH ME!"
as a danish person it would be a nightmare literally
Did anyone else notice that Switzerland is not landlocked anymore?
woahhh
Only when you said it.
Yeah
And Austria
"What if Europe Looked Stupid?!"
Or in other words..
*Every AI peacedeal in hoi4*
_Oh christ not again not the defeated German Reich peace treaties_
Scotland actually looks like it’s meant to be where it’s been relocated to. That Easter egg at the end was worth sticking around for.
Me as a Czech watching this video
"Let's go left"
Well, I would prefer if not, but second time the charm right?
Never left again.
@@kubajcz same as hungarian
5:00 “I could actually restore the Austro-Hungarian empire!”
Foreshadowing...
Damn, it's perfect game, France is dead, Czechoslovakia recreating Austria-Hungary, and Poland-Lithuania dominating central Europe, most blessed timeline
If only Alex have waited for Poland to build compliance in Germany and release it as POLISH-LITHUANIAN GERMANY.
That would be trully based and blessed.
No.
*Because the Swiss are coastal.*
This is what non historical ai should be
@@mrandorex7495 No.
Because the swiss stil exist.
_slowly pans out to show the republic of turkey absolutely annihilating the soviet union_
In a parallel universe this is exactly how the world map looks and they made a hoi4 mod that turns this into our current map.
I somehow always knew that Alex's non monarchist playthrough would be when he plays as a nation that doesn't have a monarchist path.
Alex: "Stalin let me join the Comintern! I am at peace and nothing is going on at the moment."
Stalin: "Lmao no"
*Germany declares war on Czechoslovakia*
Stalin: "Lol wanna join us now?"
When Alex tried to join he was still democratic
As a Hungarian. Alex, I should say you pronounced Budapest quite well. 😀
Jó látni hogy nem csak én nézem az Alex csatornáját xD
@@mrandorex7495 április harmadikán lesz egy éve, hogy elkezdtem nézni a csatornáját. Rendkívüli módon fejlődött az angolom neki köszönhetően.
@@franishan3761 én konkrétan videókon keresztül tanultam meg angolul, tehát értem mire gondolsz ;)
@@mrandorex7495 nekem alapból jó az angol tudásom de az online tér csak jobban rá segített.
@@franishan3761 amúgy játszasz Hoi4-et?
sees rambler doing a non monarchist play through
me: Confused screaming
CZE doesnt have a monarchist path thats why
Who knew that all that needed to happen for poland to be OP again is Czechoslovakia being Italy
And needed to take lithuania
2:30
Reminds me of the Imperial laurel leaves of Augustus of the Roman Empire
6:20 Czechoslovakia: Bro.. i hate you for dis..!!
Me a Hungarian when Alex pronounces Budapest correctly: 🥺
I saw an angry face in the middle and like 2 greek hands reaching for the screen, I actually panicked for a sec
Meanwhile...
Denmark takes half of Romania, Jordan annexes Syria, and Turkey overruns Iran and the USSR at the same time.
You forgot from the thumbnail that Estonia is upside down and connected to Finland
I literally just stared at that thumbnail for about 10 minutes contemplating on whether life is worth living after seeing this
Love those hot summers at Lake Slovakia
I really love watching alex do large conquests like this. It'd be cool if he had a montage of all his great conquests
Honestly, swapping Denmark and Scotland is the most blursed thing. It's impossibly cursed for Germany since they now need to deal with those maniacs and impossibly blessed for the rest of Great Britain because we no longer need to share an island with Dundee.
As a Scot, I'm proud of the fight that we put up in this alternative universe. The Germans probably advanced into Glagow and backed out immediately.
Alex: This is what would have happened if we didn't give them Sudetenland( ingnoring the fact that the Brits just left us for Germany to carve up)
Me a czech: EHM......
:D jojo
alex the rambler and ISP uploading at the same time?
impossible
Estonia has achieved their dream of becoming a nordic country Amen
4:11 No, this is technically a lake, and yes it's world largest lake. It's named sea just because of its size. An actual sea is supposed to have a direct connection to an ocean.
Finally, I have waited so long to see you play as Czechoslovakia. Thanks a lot and have a nice day from Czechia.👌
11:26 Luxembourg carrying this war by inflicting a massive 11 casualties to Germany
huh, greece looks like two bears high-fiving
the game was rigged from the start
this is how an average american sees europe
Uhh no?
@@WaluigiisthekingASmith youre rigth,is more confusing than that
@@WaluigiisthekingASmith r/woooosh
From experience I can say a lot of Americans dont know what the hell berlin is which is so sad
2:33 it looks like a cool villain. It has a sort of crown with 3 points, an angry face, what looks to be tattooed tears, and spiked shoulder pads.
Oh, nice Czechoslovakoslovenocroatodalmaciobosnioserbiomontenegrotransilvaniohungarioaustria you have there.
Apart from the game breaking when turkey capitulates I honestly really liked this mod it was really fun and I hope more silly mods like this are made
That map makes me want to chew 5 gum
Double Greece sure does look like 2 bears high fiving...
I choked on my food when he clicked on Scotland. Good luck sleeping tonight
at 10:26 it's the goshdarn Ever Given
No joke I started this and was like well lemme go look if alex has ever played conquerors blade (this is before i started the video, its just a game ive been playing) and then all of a sudden you have an ad for it. Dang the TH-cams can read my mind.
"What if Europe Looked Stupid?!"
its rambler not doing monarchist
Do a playthrough as the FAROE ISLANDS and release from Denmark, become fascist and invade Iceland
When he plays as Czechoslovakia the map is pure pain
5:29 I CANNOT HOLD MY LAUGH 💀
Yes, Finally a map that represents reality!!!
Hey Alex, the Estonian dream is to make Estonia considered a nordic country, i hope this explains it
4:09 Lake Superior is actually larger and deeper than Lake Michigan, if you don't include Lake Huron in which case Lake Michigan-Huron is quite a bit larger but still not as deep.
Denmark should leave the EU and form the Kalmar union again
What a great acronym his country name had at the end.
No one wear a headset as great as you Alex, love it :X Bear my children
I saw this mod and I didn’t want to play it because my mind would be destroyed
You said Budapest correctly, my day is made.
5 seconds into the video and I said that headset is going to make me lose my mind
Hey Alex if you can do a challenge it would be cool here is the challenge:
Play as algeria by making algeria independent and form alandalus aka sultanate of Cordoba and join the axis against the allies and win
(That's the challenge :D)
Czechoslovakias old position is the Czech lake
11:09 when ur mom give you veggie smoothie
Yep, Lake Slovakia looks like it's the largest true lake, maybe tied with the Lake Michigan-Huron (which are actually connected as a single lake)
It should be the 4th or 5th largest body of liquid, the ranking goes something like this:
- Global Ocean
- Kraken Sea (Titan)
- Caspian Sea
- Lake Slovakia?
- Ligeian Sea (Titan)
- Lake Michigan-Huron
- Lake Superior
you got me at Schlong XD
Poland, like Germany, becomes more powerful the more time goes on - Germany is stronger by 1939 but if they don't invade poland can overtake
21:04 Its ya boi Owa Owa
The humor is strong in this one. A particularly fun video.
Poland has a potential of buffing a lot if left unattacked
Greece looks like an alien or like the Enclave power armor helmet with a respirator.
I didn't know it was posible to form Austria-Hungary with Checoslovakia xd
Yeah I'm pretty sure you can form it via decision as Austria or Czechoslovakia, or Hungary if they didn't go down the Habsburg focuses. Mainly so Kaised Germany isn't screwed out of AH as an ally, I think
2:40 when your turkey is cold
2:30 what thing is It meant to be? All I can see is a sad face or a pair of hands
Lol, him "swearing" about my country not capitulating is great lol
Oh god, he did it! Non-Monarchist play thru!
*Welcome to the Club, Comrade.*
I have a challange for you Alex! In the base game you can form andalusia as Morroco and after forming it you can reclaim arabia step by step. I would love to see you try it out!
Great video as always. However, an extra hats off to the editor!!!
I doubt any ai is going to manage breaking through the maginot line the ai had to get the around maginot focus and go through Belgium or they won’t get through which doesn’t happen in non historical very often it’s funny watching Italy become a super power whenever that happens
"I wanna go left!"
But... You went right in the end... As you went towards East...
You even refused to go left by leaving France to its own devices.
This has to be one of my favorite Rambler wins
All we want is England for the English and Scotland for the Sco- I mean Danish!
Men i love you, thanks for continue to play HOI4 after all this years
Appreciate it
3:08
Why does this remind me of that pin-headed guy from Beetlejuice?
Best hoi4 TH-cam Alex the rambler
I'm finnish and i know about the estonian attraction to Finland
“Look at this image and tell me what it is” it looks like 2 bears high fiveing
2:33 that's a crab
Caspian sea is a sea only in name and its accually the biggest lake in the world, although because of some bad decisions in ZSRR (trying to make Cotton farms) unfortunetly the water supply to the lake was cut and m its drying out.
0:00 Yes, he's gonna go left.
So lake Michigan is 58,000 square kilometers, and in this video the "czechoslovakian sea" is a whopping 140,500 square kilometers
so yes Rambler, it is more than twice the size of lake michigan
Double Greece looked like two bears high fiving to me
I can just see Alex just staring at his czechoslovakia for hours without doing anything.
hi welcome back to what if greece was big 8008s
Oh... This mod.....
Is demented!
alex: does monarchist playthrough
everyone: wow so generic
alex: does a non-monarchist playthrough
everyone: where monarchy
Double Greece looks like an Elite Field Marshall Head from Halo Reach or a pelvis bone, tbh
The Estonians have always been historically closer to Finland then to their Baltic neighbors, even the Estonian language is similar to Finnish.
Somewhere in some alternate universe, Europe actually looks like this and someone there made a mod where Europe looks like our Europe
Rambler has gone red. We all dead
You could have taken the form the AustroHungary desicion dduring the war, so that your new cores would have been cheaper during the peace deal.
3:02 "Can i into Nordic?"
My greatest fear is Switzerland having access to the Sea