Staying in a marriage for 5 years after the husband ditches you for the best part of the wedding night and having the AUDACITY to shout at you in the morning is a case of having too much optimism in life . Glad the woman grew out of it . 😊
@@starlingswallow our mom did 21 years smdh. I told my mom to get a divorce at 7 when they seperated. Our moms EXTREMELY niave and was dealing with a lot. To this day, IDK how that didnt embaress her into leaving him. I was a very blunt ruthless child.
Yeah I don’t understand this. Like ok at 16 your first relationship if this happens I understand, but ladies over 16, if he treats you bad, dump him. Please, boycott ahole dudes who can’t treat other people with respect.
The fact that she didn't make it her villan arc is pretty impressive, ngl. All of that together, and I'm taking my cats to a hidden island volcanic lair. It'd be so toasty. They'd love it.
Gals, if you’re ever caught in a hotel room and need help getting in or out of a gown or dress, call the front desk and ask for a maid or female concierge to come up and help you. And be sure to tip them for their assistance. And that gal wasn’t wearing beer goggles, she was wearing beer blinders!!! 😂😂😂
Reminds me of experience in India a couple years ago for a college friend's wedding. We realized late in the game that my gf and I could not in fact figure out how to tie this elegant, formal Sari from youtube tutorials, nor did we even have the proper tools (scissors, pins etc...). We called the front desk for help, they sent up not one, but two attendants to dress my gf. They were helpful, charming, and hilarious (even helping her practice how she'd use the bathroom while wearing it). Tipped them like $50 for what turned out to be a full-on cultural expedition. Thankfully the Sari was easier to take off than to put on.
Got it beat. Our reception/dance venue included a hotel room for the night. There was an open keg left at the end of the night and my husband invited his cousins to the room to finish it off. The hotel put a stop to it but by then I was in tears. I stayed married to this non-man for 22 years after having 4 children with him and then it took 12 years to finally get the divorce finalized. He died recently and his family did not tell the children and then put that he was never married on the death certificate because they hated me. Of course, that was a felony so revenge is sweet. 😈
I’m really glad you said that, because I was just here thinking "god imagine just posting a TikTok about your food preferences and getting all these super traumatic, weird life stories in response." Good to know she’s in on the joke.
@@bisexualantigone I fail to see how that matters. Like, if I post something that says "I saw a blue jay and then ten minutes later I looked up and another blue jay was next to it! What a wild thing to happen at 10 PM on a Wednesday." And suddenly people are telling me about how they decapitated a blind date and dumped their body behind a Waffle House, I’m not the weird one for talking about how I saw two birds; WaffleCorpse is for feeling the need to one-up me.
That first one… you go, queen! I think one of the funniest things I saw as a small child was when the College House would host loud, raucous parties… kept me, my sister, and the husky up yay too late. One morning, Mom let the dog out. That dog stomped (ever seen a dog angrily stomping?) over to the fence, and like the husky she was… SCREAMED. Non-stop. Just… screaming. Not yodeling or howling. And Mom, “Oh, I’m so sorry about that. She’s a husky, you know. She wants to continue the party!” They quieted down after that, not wanting to risk more screaming husky
The one with the bride whose husband ditched her for several hours and yelled at her... Yeah, I would've ended it then and there. If the paper work had already been submitted I'd be filing to get the marriage annulled the next morning. Glad she got out of it eventually.
what I thought was so interesting in that story was that she KNEW he was up to something, otherwise she would've thought it was an emergency, something happened to the guy, but she never mentions that
Yeah, if your spouse ditches you for that long on your wedding night and you're not blowing up his phone or calling the police then it's because he does this often and perhaps you have not the purest intentions for marrying him. So what was he doing? Getting one last piece of that ex girlfriend? Getting so trashed that he passes out? Does drugs and loses track of time? Like, he obviously did something and why isn't she telling us what? 🤔
I have a hard time believing he never did something like that to her before tho tbh. Love makes u blind to a lot until it gets impossible to ignore sadly
@@Just1Nora This is what I thought, my impression was that she pressured him into marriage and that was his rebellion. A man who is in love and into being married would not behave like that on their wedding day
I had stage 3 breast cancer and had incredibly strong chemo that saved my life but a few years later all of my teeth broke off. This has been a humiliation for me because dentures or implants are not an option, reasons. Watching the part where you denude all the stars of their teeth perversely made me feel so much better about my situation for the first time ever. Sometimes you just need Charlotte humor to make life all better!
My sympathies (and empathy) I too had BC n chemo n then all my teeth broke/rotted after never even having needed a filling. I've got dentures but they make me gag, n I lost the bottoms (honestly I think the dog ate them!). The waiting list at the government dental services is insanely long. It's destroyed my smile. There's not one photo in the last 20 years that I don't look grotesque. I'm saving for implants but am second guessing myself all the time about it. When I was having the chemo another patient guessed it was my first round....because my teeth were still great! It's just one more thing they don't warn you about....like how radiation will damage your bones, chemo will permanently lower your immune system etc. Yes I'd still have gotten the treatment even knowing if these consequences but I just wish someone had warned me. It might have improved the long term outcome withy teeth if I'd known n been able to advise dentists so as to get some treatment
@@bilindalaw-morley161 there are so many things the doctors don't tell you about! I would have still gotten the surgery and chemo but, I would have better responded to the treatments if they had explained some of the more prevalent outcomes. After the surgery they nagged me to get radiation and I refused because everyone I knew who had, died within 18 months of finishing the treatment. Then they wanted me to be in a clinical trial because my BC was extremely rare. They said it was where half would receive the meds and half would take a placebo and no one would know who got what. I insisted that I would do every treatment I felt necessary and the idea of rolling the dice to see if I received meds or not was preposterous.
I started losing my teeth due to liver and kidney failure, as well. I was lucky in that I only lost four, and they were all far enough back that you can't see that any of them are missing. It just made me have to relearn how to eat, especially after 3 years of not being able to eat solid food. 😅
@@Nylak-Otter I hope you are on the road to better health. It is amazing how people will judge on the slightest things and are baffled when they see someone in public who has had to go through so much to still be with the living. Our bodies aren't always intact but that spark of life really loves humor, even if you're just smiling on the inside. It helps!
I had stage 3 Breast Cancer (my 2nd time) too. My husband of 28 years divorced me too. He said he wanted a better woman not my “cut up f**ked up ugly ass cancer tits” his exact words 😢 My teeth started rotting, breaking and bit by bit falling out. Like you dental care isn’t an option because I went to a dentist who f*cked my teeth up even worse to the tune of $5000. I can barely eat solid food. I get told I’m beautiful…as long as I don’t speak or open my mouth. That No man wants a woman with my boobs let alone my messed up teeth. And that it’s unfair of me to try to meet men online. “Its false advertising”. When did it become ok to be so mean to someone? It’s not just young people who say this to me. My 80 year old neighbor lady says this to me. Often. I’m 61 but I look 40. (Genetics plus sunscreen lol 🤷🏼♀️) I pray you are able to get your teeth replaced soon. Im so sorry you’re dealing with this too. I’d have rather lost my hair! I have very long blonde hair too. People expect us to lose our hair but not our teeth. Oh, I also hear comments about Meth all the time. I wouldn’t know what that looked like. I’ve never touched drugs except pot. I had a little girl (about 10) loudly ask where my teeth were yesterday at a store. It was crowded too as we were in line. She wouldn’t let up. I told her I had cancer too. She said “I bet you wished you died, that would have been better. If you were my mom I’d make you stay in the car”! One, her mom was right there and just smiled and two…. She was easily over 100 lbs overweight and wearing a tutu! At least a few people gasped at her comment about dead would be better. I went to the bathroom and cried. Losing teeth like You and I have is brutally painful in ways people can’t understand. I’m so glad you’re Cancer free ❤ They thought it was back a 3rd time but 2 weeks ago when all the tests came back, nope! I too remain Cancer free! You’ll be in my prayers!
6:00 Ok, first of all I would have called the desk and politely asked if a woman could come up and help me out of the dress rather than ruining it. I would be a bit embarrassed but between women this is the kind of help that we would always be happy to give. SECOND thing: he was supposed to be out only a few minutes, stays out hours and doesn't respond to calls. I'm sorry but I would have been mad worried and would have called the police. The fact that she just waited there getting bored makes me think that this wasn't the first time he pulled this cr*p... so... can we stop recognizing red flags only after getting married? Red flags are there to stop us BEFORE.
I would also bet that the woman that came up to help get her out of the dress would have given her solid advice as to leave him. I'm petty and used to work in a hotel. After an hour of the groom being gone, I would have encouraged her to call the police. After two hours, I would have moved her to an open room along with all of her things and sent her room service, and I would change the key. 1) If someone took his key and got the room number from him, Bride is in danger. 2) That way the groom would have to come to the front desk asking why his door didn't open. I would then get to call the police with an update.
@@readerunite that's brilliant and yeah I'd call desk ask for help with dress before I ripped it for sure. Unless his explanation was he got hit by a car and was in the ER I'd be filing annulment papers next day.
In the story from the woman who broke up with her boyfriend because she realized she was lesbian, I liked the part where the horsed snickered at the part where he pleaded with her to give him a second chance. "Dude, she likes girls. It ain't gonna work out!" 😂
@@DeRockMedia Maybe so, but I don't think this was that. There really are some nutjobs out there, and I think women learn to tell these stories to each other because a lot of the time that's the only way we have to protect each other.
The case of which "gender I prefer" bingo. The dude lost. He thought he got it but the girl changed her preferences as is the case with privileged self-absorbed person. Maybe he'll get a chance when after a few months, she changes back or to any of the hundreds of genders and sexual preferences. As long as he uses the correct pronoun!
My neighbors kept waking my kids up all night and didn’t go to bed til 7am. So after my kids went to school I put my party box 3000 against the wall and blasted dubstep ALLL day.
Hahaha!! I did something similar only they were above me. The stomping and banging started pretty quick. First it was "hey um someones sleeping in that room above your stereo." Ok well should have thought about that at 4 in the morning when you were hammering away on your floor. "How else were we going to get the handcuffs off my nephew?" Ok then. Never heard a peep from them after that. Nephew was an adult.
It’s scary how many people hide their true colors until marriage. I feel so bad for that girl who stayed for 5 years, I’m sure before marriage he was a gentleman.
Doubtful he was Ever a gentleman. The fact she just waited "bored" suggests this wasn't new behavior - as another commenter said. And the fact that she STILL stayed with him for 5 years after that means she probably tolerated way too much before and after the wedding night. Just glad she FINALLY saw the light. She should've annulled that marriage as soon as it was business hours.
Last night at my store 3 teens came up to the counter and said they lost their phone and had been told by an associate that someone had found it and brought it up to the front. Either me or the manager have been at the front all night and no one brought it up, so I call up the associate they talked to. Apparently an hour prior some old lady had found the phone and informed him of it, and he referred her to the front. The woman then STOLE THE PHONE, I guess assuming she had successfully cast suspicion off of herself. I felt so bad for the kids, and the associate because hes just a kid too. We just told him that if it ever happens again to just take whatever they said they found and bring it to the front personally.
I had an older lady steal my phone at the grocery store when I accidentally left it sitting at the self check out. I tracked it to her house and knocked on her door but she claimed she didn’t have it 😅
@@Lady.Fern. Mine once fell out of my pocket in an uber. I was freaking out, and contacted uber, who connected me to the driver, who claimed he didn't have it, but had driven two customers since then who might have taken it. After like an hour of me freaking out, and repeatedly calling thw phone to see if someone would answer, my then husband who was tracking the location sent a text to my phone that said "I've tracked the location. Call me in the next 10 minutes or I tell the police". 5 minutes later we get a call from the uber driver like "Oh it fell under the seat and I just found, how funny. I'll bring it back if you give me $20 for the travel/not being able to take customers during that time"
@@Joe_n_Sarah no my mom and I asked her a few times told her we tracked it to her then left because it was dark out and she was a old lady alone seemingly alone in her home we didn’t want to be mean and freak her out if she didn’t actually have it, we thought maybe she had a older grandchild or something living with her that might have done it, but she said no so we just left it at that marked it stolen on the app and then set up my dads old phone to use. Unless she can jail break it it’s unusable to her.
I didn’t even think to call the police. I had my phone stolen from a “friend” In high school and the school cop had to get it back for me and he asked if I wanted to press charges even so I suppose I could have asked police for help this time but it felt petty to use resources like that over a cell phone however they are damn expensive now so probably should have.
The best way to go no contact with someone is to NOT RESPOND to the person at ALL no matter what. Ignore them completely. Unless they are a danger, then that's a different situation.
I came looking for this comment. I don’t understand why she kept responding, that only encouraged him to keep going because it worked, he got her attention 🤷🏼♀️
That's what I'm currently doing with a super shitty ex business partner who has a severe victim complex. Put me through hell and wanted to make sure I didn't have to safe space to defend myself so... I'm staying quiet and letting karma do its thing.
@@MammarellaClarisa same. I have a feeling she enjoyed his attention to some degree. She played the game right along with him too man times. I'm not buying her entire story...I felt like she wanted his attention more than she led on.
Actually the best way is to make THEM dump YOU. Figure out what they love about you and be the opposite. Hint for expensive gifts, be rude to wait staff, pick your nose in public, do whatever it takes.
@14:20 As an equestrian, yes, she is definitely on a horse. In addition to the hoof beats, she is clearly in a riding arena, as evidenced by the jump poles resting against the wall and the big letters around the arena (which act as markers for where you are in the arena). Also, based on the camera angle, she was closer to the ceiling than she likely would have been if she were on foot.
Sending bees to a wedding could get you arrested for manslaughter. If one person happened to be allergic and didn't get help in time, and died than you're going to jail.
So you must do more field research is all. Have the leaves changed, aren't they beautiful? The sun is being so gentle too. Thanksgiving coming up, we're going to eat good.. Tonight, you can take the most lovely hot bath or shower too. Happiness is a choice. We all fall into the trap of "when I get to x y and z I'll be happy." when really the trick is to decide you are happy and then you look for the supporting evidence to go with it, like the little things above. Affirmations can be super helpful too, and it's okay if you don't believe them at first, fake it till you make it. Don't give up. Duality is at the heart of it. Just like nature shows us- day and night, mountain and valley, sea and land, summer and winter. As above, so below. So. for as shitty as it is, is how amazing it will be when the energy shifts. It will. I think you're extraordinary, that you're made of stardust and you deserve to be have the best existence possible. I write like this a lot bc I've struggled with my mental health all my life. So when I get the feeling that someone needs just a little love and support in this cold world, I don't hesitate. Bc maybe others feel the same, and knowing you're not alone can be powerful for anyone who might be sad and scrolling. I've been to some pretty dark places. I feel like it's my purpose, to make others feel better, to let people know they are understood, & that you're beautiful, complex. and very worthy of the time. If the people around you make you feel anything less, then that's not for you and you can come to my house for Thanksgiving. 😂❤ sorry so many edits, ocd.
Charlotte inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...
I have an alarm so I never miss it. Last night I was up all night with the grand baby. He’s teething and has a virus, so no one got any sleep, and we’re all sleeping now. Except me. I’ll be going back to bed after this though. I loyally woke up to watch her just to go back to bed.
When I was in college, I broke up with my long distance boyfriend over the phone after he became really possessive and was calling me nonstop even when he knew I was in class. He was telling me that I couldn't be friends with the guys in my class or hang out with them even if it was to do group projects. During that phone call he begged me to stay and told me " I think I know some ways that you can change to be better for me" but yeah, store bought pesto 😂
Was always interesting how I needed to change to be "right" for men, but they couldn't go out and find the woman they actually wanted instead. P.S. I never changed. I manage to make it day by day continuing to be burdened by my intelligence, integrity, lack of whorishness, and my "manly" need to think and problem solve.
That first story hit true, i once went with my now hubby and our son ( was about 2 at the time) to a xmas family get together, we arrived a lityle later as we'd traveled across the country from another relative, so EVERYONE was drunk when we got there, they proceeded on being super loud and obnoxious, and trying to force me to drink MORE, still a newish mum,very tired, little one was exhausted and was trying to find a quiet place, i suggested that I take him up to bed (it was a bed and breakfast and we were staying over) BUT my now MIL said "Oh, he's OK Darling,just let him sleep on the hall floor if hes tired!" 😮 Erm.. thats a nope from me, my little boy is not sleeping on the fudging floor! We disagreed on many parenting styles over the years. She also said "have you thought of abortion" when we announced my first pregnancy!
That Phone one gave me PTSD! Glad they got their stuff back! I tracked my wallet from Another state all over SLC when it was stolen from my hotel room on my check out day. Hotel, costco, townhome, warehouse, park all the way to a UPS! Called the cops to help me get it back. Guess the thief had some conscience because they had shipped it back to my workplace on my business card, minus all my money (about 600$ in cash) -_-
When I was a toddler, i had a bad run of luck. My feet were in a brace that kept my club feet in place with pins through my heels. I then fell off a chair, breaking my arm it was casted and put in a sling. Still wearing all this, I scratched my cornea and also became a pirate. My poor mother. When we were in public, people treated her like she was beating me 😂
I feel you. When my brother was a toddler, he got stung by a mosquito on the side of his forehead. He wasnt exactly allergic, but his forehead got swollen A LOT. So much so that he looked like disneys hunchback of notre dame because his eye was complete closed due to the swelling. The questioning in kindergarden was beyond intense. 😂
I had an eye patch once a few years back & had to work so I spoke like a pirate all day to coworkers & customers. Only a few people played along. Good day for me, though, after 3hrs in urgent care. When life gives you an eye patch, make pirate-ade.
It's crazy that Charlotte didn't realize this girl was on a horse. She's going up and down while hearing the clip-clopping of horse shoes and then the loud exhale of a horse breath. 😂😂😂 I love your videos Charlotte ❤️
I slept in mine because my husband was passed out in our cabin (we got married at a campground) after disappearing that evening. Come to find out it was because he went to hang out with his mistress at a local bar! he also apparently invited her to the wedding but I didn't notice because I wasn't thinking she would be there, and I had separate drama going on with my maid of honor. I left him a few months later after trying to "fix it"
I’m highly allergic to bees. If I found out for sure that someone sent bees to a wedding I was attending and I got stung, I would sue them for everything they had. There’s petty and then there’s criminal.
Ohhhh. So that's what that was about. I completely miss that. Fortunately when bees are shipped it's clearly labeled on the package "LIVE BEES" so if the groom happened to be allergic It shouldn't be an issue. "She be crazy though." (Charlotte voice).
@@forkshiftera lot of people use it pretty interchangeably with just ending up in a court basically, but also law enforcement isn’t the best at pursuing justice so the difference between suing and just pressing charges is that pressing charges doesn’t usually amount to much, maybe a night or two in jail if you’re lucky and a fine and the inconvenience of going to court but most of the time there’s no justice or compensation for the victims. So people pursue their own justice by suing people.
I was SO HAPPY to discover that Suzi the Pesto Girl is enjoying the craziness and trauma dumping that's happening. Love it! 🤣 OMG THE BEES! Holy cow! 🐝
the girl who says, "call me crazy..." has cooking videos called her "Only Pans." She's super cute, and makes really good food. She also does a lot of innuendo. Also, the girl that was riding a horse......... for some reason, I thought she was roller skating *face palm*
Today that's where I had to pause the video in order to pull myself back together! I also was crying from laughing so hard. I was starting to get control of myself, but then she had to pull out the funniest video image of a toothless celeb ever... herself! That's when "crying from laughter" turned into howling with laughter. I scared my poor sweet dog!
This tiktoker tanie needs an award. This story with her & her baby is phenomenal & the best kind of petty revenge I've heard. Facts though Charlotte. I'm a single mom of 2 boys..nobody messes with my babies or you'll see a side you wish u hadn't 😂
Funniest story I remember is our school is not often on TV for college football. They take photos so they can be flashed on the screen during play....well many of the guys have removable teeth due to eating hockey pucks and what not. OUR team too their teeth out for the pictures. All the parents were pissed off: "We spend 10,000 dollars to fix your teeth and you take them out for national TV!" We were howling! We were got married I made my husband get a permanent bridge.
I don’t know how I didn’t find you sooner, but now that I have Ive been binge watching you for about two weeks now. Breath of fresh air to see that some people are still raised with some morals and values! 🎉😊. Thank you 🙏🏻
STAAAHP!😂 I was laughing so hard at the celebrities with no teeth and then Charlotte laughing with the no teeth frickin got me so bad I actually almost peed my pants 🤭🤣 I can’t breeathe!
As far as store-bought pesto is concerned; there are both good and bad versions. The icky bad version is the room temperature stuff in the small jars in the pasta/sauce aisle, but the good stuff is in the refrigerated section of Costco and/or Sam's Club (depending on which stores you have in your local area). You can even tell by the color that it's good and it's in a bigger container. Been craving it lately but too tired after work to go get some. Can also relate to the chipped tooth section; After having perfect teeth (no more!) had fallen in the shower and knocked my teeth into the edge of the soap dish area built into the wall of the shower. Long story, short: now avoid mirrors as much as possible because they make me feel too many bad feelings. Plus, I'm oldER now so it almost hurts to see pictures of myself at the 18 - 22 age. Would love to have skin like that now! And the neck area! Looking more like a turkey every year now (waddle time --- gobble gobble gobble. I better go hide so someone doesn't hunt me down and give my carcass to their mother to cook for dinner in a couple weeks on Thanksgiving). Ii like women, too. We can hang out and they are cool! They are not trying to touch each other's boobs or other areas. It's about companionship -- not sex. Men rarely understand that part but it's really nice to hang with someone who isn't always pawing at you or begging and bribing for sex. The only paw that I want on me is a cat or dog. Plus, cats and dogs don't tell me to put on more makeup, lose weight, change outfits or that I look ugly today. Animals for the WIN!!! And those phone-tracking ladies!!! Nobody cares more about our phones than we do!! Especially not the busy and over-worked police who have violent criminals and rapists to catch. Our phones are last on their list of priorities so it's up to us to keep them safe!
In answer to Charlotte’s query; dude probably had a mustache or a beard. Perhaps there wasn’t much convo as he was a foreigner in disco in a foreign country...
"I can be a woman, I can change!" is seriously something my ex said despite being homophobic and sexist. He literally tried to convince me he was a trans woman a week after I told him I was nonbinary
As a lesbian, I can tell you I've heard scenarios like this several times. There are a lot of hetero males with lesbian fetishes who are able to convince themselves they might be trans just to have access to more women. It's pretty f'ed up. Some of them stick around in the community for a while and remain sexist and homophobic to the max, it's like why are you turning into something you apparently hate so much? It will never make sense to me.
I’m sure a lot of abusive/toxic men say that as a means of trying to manipulate their partners into staying. Just goes to show that they’ll say ANYTHING they think you want to hear or will convince you to stick around, no matter how stupid.
I am work CRYING LAUGHING!!! AT the kissing no teeth! Lawd hammercy, I needed that laugh. Especially because I was wasted once blacked out and the guy everyone told me I kissed. Ughhhh!!!! 🤣😂
Charlotte, thank you so much 🙏🏻 I live in Israel and couldn't do anything "normal", from the life I had before October 7th, for 2-3 weeks. I never missed a video before that. Lately I decided to watch your videos again to make my brain to take a break from all the horror. You're one of very few things that make me smile lately, and for that I'm grateful ❤
Really sorry for the random response but I’m a worrying mom & feel COMPELLED to tell you in case it’s the start of the “Rona” and you didn’t already know to do this: (These are adult dosage since I’m assuming you are over 18, but if not, please ignore this or show it to your parents and *get their guidance* , OK?) Immediately start taking 1000 mg of vit c 3 times a day plus 4000mg vit d3 ONCE a day and an OTC zinc supplement twice a day - do this for the next 3 days. After that if you feel a lot better yet not completely “cured”, continue vit c 3 times a day and otc zinc 2 times a day, but cut back the D3 to 2000mg once a day- do this for 4 additional days. You should feel back to 100% by the 5th or 6th day but keep up with it to fully finish out the week. Because you got sick in the first place, it indicates you probably should continue with taking 1000mg vit c and 1000 mg D3 a day and one over the counter zinc supplement a few times a week for this entire flu season. For larger people and those with high metabolic rates a couple more things can be added in and it “could” be appropriate to increase dosages by a 15 - 20%, but what I specified provides a good result with dosages that are universally considered “safe” for ADULTS without metabolic disorders. NOTE- This is only appropriate for people who are otherwise substantially healthy without any of the chronic health challenges to consider. ALSO- if you aren’t already feeling SIGNIFICANTLY better by about 36 hours into this supplement protocol you DEFINITELY need to see a Dr because this is like a miracle hack that stops colds and viral flu type infections in their tracks for otherwise healthy people. I am *NOT A DR* , just a science geek mom who has seen this work every time since I stumbled onto this thru research in all the madness 3 years ago. I really hope I haven’t “overstepped” with this reply but sometimes mom’s can’t help themselves🤣. I hope you are feeling better VERY soon!
Have you ever heard the song: "Merry Christmas From The Family" by Robert Earl Keen? First time I heard it I was on my way to our family Christmas Eve party, after stopping by the Beer Barn to buy some Shiner Bock because Bubba wasn't able to find it at any gas stations. Uncle Charlie was celebrating with us that year so we better have his favorite beer! Our family was 4th generation born in Texas and as redneck as it gets. Mr. Keen's song described us perfectly! I can't post a link to the song, but here are the lyrics: "Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk At our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch And homemade egg-nog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him 'Til he sang "Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad" Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins From his second wife Mary Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kay Who talks all about AA Chain smoking while the stereo plays "Noel, Noel, The First Noel" Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on Mix margaritas when the egg-nog's gone Send somebody to the Quickpak Store We need some ice and an extension chord A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese" Merry Christmas from the family Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motor home in They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we all waited out on our front lawn He threw the breaker and the lights came on And we sang "Silent Night, oh Silent Night" Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on Make Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites A box of tampons and some Salem Lights Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese" Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad"
you have such a stellar smile so the no teeth bit f'n cracked me up like you wouldnt believe XD you got the humour and cadence i adore so very much~ like we could be homies based on humour and im here for it
The "Bee wedding situation" could've actually been dangerous. If a guest or someone was stung and had a bad reaction she could at best (from her perspective) be sued by said person(s) or catch an attempted M..... charge depending on the severity of the reaction. Plus she admitted to doing it online for everyone to see. Be careful/smart when being petty cause it could come back to bite you instead.
I was going to comment the same thing but since you already wrote the comment I’ll just simply comment “ yeah what she said.” I think she got very lucky that someone wasn’t deathly allergic to bees. It seems every other person you meet now a days is allergic to something. When I was young or my generation you didn’t know many people with allergies but then again we were exposed to almost everything outside
This is why I'm completely content single af with FWBs that have been my real friends for almost 16 years now. For the majority of times, they aren't out to hurt me. Just cuddles, bow Chica wow wow, then back to friends that will ALWAYS be a ride or die lol
Charlotte, thank you for being you! 💗 You always brighten my day and put a smile on my face. And your team does an incredible job helping you put these videos together as well! 💞
With all the wedding horror stories they have taught me one thing over anything else- don't get the papers signed until a few days after the wedding and not at or before. Get to see the messed-up crap without having to get a divorce.
Nope, get it signed. You can an annulment afterwards. Furthermore in most cases, you would have seen the signs. For instance the woman who stayed with her husband for five years after the wedding night. She must have known he was an ahole. And then to yell at her? Even if she fell asleep right after the wedding, she could been simply tired. It can be a very stressful event.
@@kathynicholson103maybe she’s not? Like maybe she didn’t pass her exam… idk but what I do know is that if I was a budding lawyer just beginning to build a client base or looking for a firm to work at, the last thing I’m doing is posting STUPID sh*t like this on social media. She wanted no contact with the guy but when she saw him at the exam and walked by him a couple times and he didn’t bother her at all, she approached him, and we’re supposed to believe she did that to remind him she wanted no contact. It’s as dumb as it sounds and I wouldn’t want her representing me in TRAFFIC COURT.
Staying in a marriage for 5 years after the husband ditches you for the best part of the wedding night and having the AUDACITY to shout at you in the morning is a case of having too much optimism in life . Glad the woman grew out of it . 😊
I'm SO glad she left! I, on the other hand, stayed for 13 years 🤦🏻♀️
THANKS, Church.
My sister had this issue too with her first disaster of a husband. We all knew and all warned her. He left for another woman around 3 years later.
It's called having no self worth
@@starlingswallow our mom did 21 years smdh. I told my mom to get a divorce at 7 when they seperated. Our moms EXTREMELY niave and was dealing with a lot. To this day, IDK how that didnt embaress her into leaving him.
I was a very blunt ruthless child.
Yeah I don’t understand this. Like ok at 16 your first relationship if this happens I understand, but ladies over 16, if he treats you bad, dump him. Please, boycott ahole dudes who can’t treat other people with respect.
An eye patch and a chipped tooth is a valid reason for a villains origin story. 😂
and...the breakup right before the wedding! Villain time!
I think she and the bee 🐝 lady should do some kind of anti-hero Netflix series.
The fact that she didn't make it her villan arc is pretty impressive, ngl. All of that together, and I'm taking my cats to a hidden island volcanic lair. It'd be so toasty. They'd love it.
Honestly thought everyone believed he beat her up & that's why They broke up.
This is the only form of TikTok I am willing to watch and Charlotte never fails to deliver the tea 😂☕️
Samezies
Me too!
No because same !!! I refuse to download Tik Tok. 🤣🤣🤣
Same! And I’m so glad it’s her that brings the tea. Her videos bring me so much joy and energy because I’m not a morning person 🤣
I found my people!
That “find my phone”….flawless! Inspiring! Riveting! These phones cost way too much!!!
Gals, if you’re ever caught in a hotel room and need help getting in or out of a gown or dress, call the front desk and ask for a maid or female concierge to come up and help you. And be sure to tip them for their assistance. And that gal wasn’t wearing beer goggles, she was wearing beer blinders!!! 😂😂😂
Noted! (/engagement boost for this comment lmao)
Agreed!! Zero issue to help someone out, a girl is always on shift somewhere at the hotel. Nightshift is usually me XD I'll gladly help anybody out.
Reminds me of experience in India a couple years ago for a college friend's wedding. We realized late in the game that my gf and I could not in fact figure out how to tie this elegant, formal Sari from youtube tutorials, nor did we even have the proper tools (scissors, pins etc...). We called the front desk for help, they sent up not one, but two attendants to dress my gf. They were helpful, charming, and hilarious (even helping her practice how she'd use the bathroom while wearing it). Tipped them like $50 for what turned out to be a full-on cultural expedition. Thankfully the Sari was easier to take off than to put on.
Got it beat. Our reception/dance venue included a hotel room for the night. There was an open keg left at the end of the night and my husband invited his cousins to the room to finish it off. The hotel put a stop to it but by then I was in tears. I stayed married to this non-man for 22 years after having 4 children with him and then it took 12 years to finally get the divorce finalized. He died recently and his family did not tell the children and then put that he was never married on the death certificate because they hated me. Of course, that was a felony so revenge is sweet. 😈
I’m so glad Susi loves this trend. She also stitched herself with her own crazy story. It’s great.
I’m really glad you said that, because I was just here thinking "god imagine just posting a TikTok about your food preferences and getting all these super traumatic, weird life stories in response." Good to know she’s in on the joke.
Suzi is amazing.
Susi is an angel being ok with all of it lol
@@LizLuvsCupcakes i think people just thought she sounded a bit sheltered 😂
@@bisexualantigone I fail to see how that matters. Like, if I post something that says "I saw a blue jay and then ten minutes later I looked up and another blue jay was next to it! What a wild thing to happen at 10 PM on a Wednesday." And suddenly people are telling me about how they decapitated a blind date and dumped their body behind a Waffle House, I’m not the weird one for talking about how I saw two birds; WaffleCorpse is for feeling the need to one-up me.
That first one… you go, queen!
I think one of the funniest things I saw as a small child was when the College House would host loud, raucous parties… kept me, my sister, and the husky up yay too late. One morning, Mom let the dog out. That dog stomped (ever seen a dog angrily stomping?) over to the fence, and like the husky she was… SCREAMED. Non-stop. Just… screaming. Not yodeling or howling. And Mom, “Oh, I’m so sorry about that. She’s a husky, you know. She wants to continue the party!”
They quieted down after that, not wanting to risk more screaming husky
That's beautiful.
@@eyesofthecervino3366t😮rrrr😮r
Hahahahah! Frenchies do that too and it's AMAZING!
I appreciate reading this. It was the laugh I didn't know I needed today.
Your husky is an icon 😂
The one with the bride whose husband ditched her for several hours and yelled at her... Yeah, I would've ended it then and there. If the paper work had already been submitted I'd be filing to get the marriage annulled the next morning.
Glad she got out of it eventually.
Exactly what I was go na type. Lol he'd be so done
what I thought was so interesting in that story was that she KNEW he was up to something, otherwise she would've thought it was an emergency, something happened to the guy, but she never mentions that
Yeah, if your spouse ditches you for that long on your wedding night and you're not blowing up his phone or calling the police then it's because he does this often and perhaps you have not the purest intentions for marrying him. So what was he doing? Getting one last piece of that ex girlfriend? Getting so trashed that he passes out? Does drugs and loses track of time? Like, he obviously did something and why isn't she telling us what? 🤔
I have a hard time believing he never did something like that to her before tho tbh. Love makes u blind to a lot until it gets impossible to ignore sadly
@@Just1Nora This is what I thought, my impression was that she pressured him into marriage and that was his rebellion. A man who is in love and into being married would not behave like that on their wedding day
These last ladies are the ones who would work WONDERS in tracking enemy moves and such if they get drafted soonish!!
I had stage 3 breast cancer and had incredibly strong chemo that saved my life but a few years later all of my teeth broke off. This has been a humiliation for me because dentures or implants are not an option, reasons. Watching the part where you denude all the stars of their teeth perversely made me feel so much better about my situation for the first time ever. Sometimes you just need Charlotte humor to make life all better!
My sympathies (and empathy) I too had BC n chemo n then all my teeth broke/rotted after never even having needed a filling.
I've got dentures but they make me gag, n I lost the bottoms (honestly I think the dog ate them!).
The waiting list at the government dental services is insanely long. It's destroyed my smile. There's not one photo in the last 20 years that I don't look grotesque.
I'm saving for implants but am second guessing myself all the time about it.
When I was having the chemo another patient guessed it was my first round....because my teeth were still great!
It's just one more thing they don't warn you about....like how radiation will damage your bones, chemo will permanently lower your immune system etc.
Yes I'd still have gotten the treatment even knowing if these consequences but I just wish someone had warned me.
It might have improved the long term outcome withy teeth if I'd known n been able to advise dentists so as to get some treatment
@@bilindalaw-morley161 there are so many things the doctors don't tell you about! I would have still gotten the surgery and chemo but, I would have better responded to the treatments if they had explained some of the more prevalent outcomes.
After the surgery they nagged me to get radiation and I refused because everyone I knew who had, died within 18 months of finishing the treatment. Then they wanted me to be in a clinical trial because my BC was extremely rare. They said it was where half would receive the meds and half would take a placebo and no one would know who got what. I insisted that I would do every treatment I felt necessary and the idea of rolling the dice to see if I received meds or not was preposterous.
I started losing my teeth due to liver and kidney failure, as well. I was lucky in that I only lost four, and they were all far enough back that you can't see that any of them are missing. It just made me have to relearn how to eat, especially after 3 years of not being able to eat solid food. 😅
@@Nylak-Otter I hope you are on the road to better health. It is amazing how people will judge on the slightest things and are baffled when they see someone in public who has had to go through so much to still be with the living. Our bodies aren't always intact but that spark of life really loves humor, even if you're just smiling on the inside. It helps!
I had stage 3 Breast Cancer (my 2nd time) too. My husband of 28 years divorced me too. He said he wanted a better woman not my “cut up f**ked up ugly ass cancer tits” his exact words 😢
My teeth started rotting, breaking and bit by bit falling out. Like you dental care isn’t an option because I went to a dentist who f*cked my teeth up even worse to the tune of $5000. I can barely eat solid food. I get told I’m beautiful…as long as I don’t speak or open my mouth. That No man wants a woman with my boobs let alone my messed up teeth. And that it’s unfair of me to try to meet men online. “Its false advertising”. When did it become ok to be so mean to someone? It’s not just young people who say this to me. My 80 year old neighbor lady says this to me. Often. I’m 61 but I look 40. (Genetics plus sunscreen lol 🤷🏼♀️) I pray you are able to get your teeth replaced soon. Im so sorry you’re dealing with this too. I’d have rather lost my hair! I have very long blonde hair too. People expect us to lose our hair but not our teeth. Oh, I also hear comments about Meth all the time. I wouldn’t know what that looked like. I’ve never touched drugs except pot. I had a little girl (about 10) loudly ask where my teeth were yesterday at a store. It was crowded too as we were in line. She wouldn’t let up. I told her I had cancer too. She said “I bet you wished you died, that would have been better. If you were my mom I’d make you stay in the car”! One, her mom was right there and just smiled and two…. She was easily over 100 lbs overweight and wearing a tutu! At least a few people gasped at her comment about dead would be better. I went to the bathroom and cried. Losing teeth like You and I have is brutally painful in ways people can’t understand. I’m so glad you’re Cancer free ❤
They thought it was back a 3rd time but 2 weeks ago when all the tests came back, nope! I too remain Cancer free! You’ll be in my prayers!
6:00 Ok, first of all I would have called the desk and politely asked if a woman could come up and help me out of the dress rather than ruining it. I would be a bit embarrassed but between women this is the kind of help that we would always be happy to give. SECOND thing: he was supposed to be out only a few minutes, stays out hours and doesn't respond to calls. I'm sorry but I would have been mad worried and would have called the police. The fact that she just waited there getting bored makes me think that this wasn't the first time he pulled this cr*p... so... can we stop recognizing red flags only after getting married? Red flags are there to stop us BEFORE.
Exactly and she should been annulling that marriage the next day.
I'll never ignore or mistake a red flag warning for anything but a red flag ever again.
I would also bet that the woman that came up to help get her out of the dress would have given her solid advice as to leave him. I'm petty and used to work in a hotel. After an hour of the groom being gone, I would have encouraged her to call the police. After two hours, I would have moved her to an open room along with all of her things and sent her room service, and I would change the key. 1) If someone took his key and got the room number from him, Bride is in danger. 2) That way the groom would have to come to the front desk asking why his door didn't open. I would then get to call the police with an update.
I wish I had known about red flags thirty years ago. It would have saved me a lot of pain but better late than never, right🤦🏻♀️
@@readerunite that's brilliant and yeah I'd call desk ask for help with dress before I ripped it for sure. Unless his explanation was he got hit by a car and was in the ER I'd be filing annulment papers next day.
In the story from the woman who broke up with her boyfriend because she realized she was lesbian, I liked the part where the horsed snickered at the part where he pleaded with her to give him a second chance. "Dude, she likes girls. It ain't gonna work out!" 😂
The longer that story went on the more weight "it was not a good relationship" had. Master of understatement.
@@eyesofthecervino3366 I feel that some girls like to have a story like that so it shows how desirable they are
@@DeRockMedia
Maybe so, but I don't think this was that. There really are some nutjobs out there, and I think women learn to tell these stories to each other because a lot of the time that's the only way we have to protect each other.
Yeah, that way they can avoid these ppl like the plague and potentially not get murdered
The case of which "gender I prefer" bingo. The dude lost. He thought he got it but the girl changed her preferences as is the case with privileged self-absorbed person. Maybe he'll get a chance when after a few months, she changes back or to any of the hundreds of genders and sexual preferences. As long as he uses the correct pronoun!
The first one was completely deserved and hilarious. Well done momma! I applaud you!
My neighbors kept waking my kids up all night and didn’t go to bed til 7am. So after my kids went to school I put my party box 3000 against the wall and blasted dubstep ALLL day.
Hahaha!! I did something similar only they were above me. The stomping and banging started pretty quick. First it was "hey um someones sleeping in that room above your stereo." Ok well should have thought about that at 4 in the morning when you were hammering away on your floor.
"How else were we going to get the handcuffs off my nephew?"
Ok then. Never heard a peep from them after that.
Nephew was an adult.
@@TheVerdantStarwait a minute
It’s scary how many people hide their true colors until marriage. I feel so bad for that girl who stayed for 5 years, I’m sure before marriage he was a gentleman.
Lots of autistic men do this play normal until they marry you. Also covert narcissists which basically are the same thing .
Doubtful he was Ever a gentleman. The fact she just waited "bored" suggests this wasn't new behavior - as another commenter said. And the fact that she STILL stayed with him for 5 years after that means she probably tolerated way too much before and after the wedding night. Just glad she FINALLY saw the light. She should've annulled that marriage as soon as it was business hours.
Last night at my store 3 teens came up to the counter and said they lost their phone and had been told by an associate that someone had found it and brought it up to the front. Either me or the manager have been at the front all night and no one brought it up, so I call up the associate they talked to. Apparently an hour prior some old lady had found the phone and informed him of it, and he referred her to the front. The woman then STOLE THE PHONE, I guess assuming she had successfully cast suspicion off of herself. I felt so bad for the kids, and the associate because hes just a kid too. We just told him that if it ever happens again to just take whatever they said they found and bring it to the front personally.
I had an older lady steal my phone at the grocery store when I accidentally left it sitting at the self check out. I tracked it to her house and knocked on her door but she claimed she didn’t have it 😅
@@Lady.Fern. Mine once fell out of my pocket in an uber. I was freaking out, and contacted uber, who connected me to the driver, who claimed he didn't have it, but had driven two customers since then who might have taken it. After like an hour of me freaking out, and repeatedly calling thw phone to see if someone would answer, my then husband who was tracking the location sent a text to my phone that said "I've tracked the location. Call me in the next 10 minutes or I tell the police". 5 minutes later we get a call from the uber driver like "Oh it fell under the seat and I just found, how funny. I'll bring it back if you give me $20 for the travel/not being able to take customers during that time"
@@Lady.Fern.what happened from there? Did you call the cops?
@@Joe_n_Sarah no my mom and I asked her a few times told her we tracked it to her then left because it was dark out and she was a old lady alone seemingly alone in her home we didn’t want to be mean and freak her out if she didn’t actually have it, we thought maybe she had a older grandchild or something living with her that might have done it, but she said no so we just left it at that marked it stolen on the app and then set up my dads old phone to use. Unless she can jail break it it’s unusable to her.
I didn’t even think to call the police. I had my phone stolen from a “friend” In high school and the school cop had to get it back for me and he asked if I wanted to press charges even so I suppose I could have asked police for help this time but it felt petty to use resources like that over a cell phone however they are damn expensive now so probably should have.
Honestly, Charlotte doing the crazy hissing at the beginning made my morning. I actually said "God, I love you Charlotte" out loud. 😂
my boob popped out too LOL
@CharlotteDobre I was literally about to comment and ask if it popped out and thats why it was blurred 🤣
@@CharlotteDobre I was now going to say why is the screen blurred right there.
TMZ: "Next up... the Charlotte Dobre wardrobe malfunction! Was it planned all along?"
@@CharlotteDobre dw just makes it extra crazy
The best way to go no contact with someone is to NOT RESPOND to the person at ALL no matter what. Ignore them completely. Unless they are a danger, then that's a different situation.
I came looking for this comment. I don’t understand why she kept responding, that only encouraged him to keep going because it worked, he got her attention 🤷🏼♀️
He was 100% stalking her and you should never pay attention to stalkers or talk to them. Tell the police or they’ll never stop.
That's what I'm currently doing with a super shitty ex business partner who has a severe victim complex. Put me through hell and wanted to make sure I didn't have to safe space to defend myself so... I'm staying quiet and letting karma do its thing.
@@MammarellaClarisa same. I have a feeling she enjoyed his attention to some degree. She played the game right along with him too man times. I'm not buying her entire story...I felt like she wanted his attention more than she led on.
Actually the best way is to make THEM dump YOU. Figure out what they love about you and be the opposite. Hint for expensive gifts, be rude to wait staff, pick your nose in public, do whatever it takes.
@14:20 As an equestrian, yes, she is definitely on a horse. In addition to the hoof beats, she is clearly in a riding arena, as evidenced by the jump poles resting against the wall and the big letters around the arena (which act as markers for where you are in the arena). Also, based on the camera angle, she was closer to the ceiling than she likely would have been if she were on foot.
Also.. she's wearing a riding helmet.. 🪖
And she's going around in circles.
And the horse has been snickering all throughout😂😂
Her name
Sending bees to a wedding could get you arrested for manslaughter. If one person happened to be allergic and didn't get help in time, and died than you're going to jail.
...but they were a gift.👀
@@chocolatebunniDoesn’t matter….
@@vmbay2212but if I gift you a puppy and it bites you and you die, how is it my fault 💀
I just commented this too right before I found yours lol. The fact that she said she'd do it again too.
@@MDsSeltarowhat is the name of this video?
“I‘ll show you crazy!”
I swear charlottes videos are the only thing waking me up in the morning
😂😂😂I thought I was the only one !!
This is actually call for help.
So you must do more field research is all. Have the leaves changed, aren't they beautiful? The sun is being so gentle too. Thanksgiving coming up, we're going to eat good.. Tonight, you can take the most lovely hot bath or shower too. Happiness is a choice. We all fall into the trap of "when I get to x y and z I'll be happy." when really the trick is to decide you are happy and then you look for the supporting evidence to go with it, like the little things above. Affirmations can be super helpful too, and it's okay if you don't believe them at first, fake it till you make it. Don't give up. Duality is at the heart of it. Just like nature shows us- day and night, mountain and valley, sea and land, summer and winter. As above, so below. So. for as shitty as it is, is how amazing it will be when the energy shifts. It will. I think you're extraordinary, that you're made of stardust and you deserve to be have the best existence possible. I write like this a lot bc I've struggled with my mental health all my life. So when I get the feeling that someone needs just a little love and support in this cold world, I don't hesitate. Bc maybe others feel the same, and knowing you're not alone can be powerful for anyone who might be sad and scrolling. I've been to some pretty dark places. I feel like it's my purpose, to make others feel better, to let people know they are understood, & that you're beautiful, complex. and very worthy of the time. If the people around you make you feel anything less, then that's not for you and you can come to my house for Thanksgiving.
😂❤
sorry so many edits, ocd.
Charlotte inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
I have an alarm so I never miss it. Last night I was up all night with the grand baby. He’s teething and has a virus, so no one got any sleep, and we’re all sleeping now. Except me. I’ll be going back to bed after this though. I loyally woke up to watch her just to go back to bed.
When I was in college, I broke up with my long distance boyfriend over the phone after he became really possessive and was calling me nonstop even when he knew I was in class. He was telling me that I couldn't be friends with the guys in my class or hang out with them even if it was to do group projects. During that phone call he begged me to stay and told me " I think I know some ways that you can change to be better for me" but yeah, store bought pesto 😂
Yeah no u needed to change for him? I don't dam well think so. Glad u dumped him
Was always interesting how I needed to change to be "right" for men, but they couldn't go out and find the woman they actually wanted instead. P.S. I never changed. I manage to make it day by day continuing to be burdened by my intelligence, integrity, lack of whorishness, and my "manly" need to think and problem solve.
That first story hit true, i once went with my now hubby and our son ( was about 2 at the time) to a xmas family get together, we arrived a lityle later as we'd traveled across the country from another relative, so EVERYONE was drunk when we got there, they proceeded on being super loud and obnoxious, and trying to force me to drink MORE, still a newish mum,very tired, little one was exhausted and was trying to find a quiet place, i suggested that I take him up to bed (it was a bed and breakfast and we were staying over) BUT my now MIL said "Oh, he's OK Darling,just let him sleep on the hall floor if hes tired!" 😮 Erm.. thats a nope from me, my little boy is not sleeping on the fudging floor! We disagreed on many parenting styles over the years. She also said "have you thought of abortion" when we announced my first pregnancy!
Oh my goodness
Terribly sorry. What a mess and your in-laws sound ridiculous. IMO 😢
What a charming woman 🤢
😮 her mil's mother should have considered one for sure, geesh! She's toxic ah so keep your precious littles out of her clutches dear.
ok but if you had to stay at a B&B anyway, have you considered a christmas trip with your husband and son (w/o his family)? :D
That Phone one gave me PTSD! Glad they got their stuff back! I tracked my wallet from Another state all over SLC when it was stolen from my hotel room on my check out day. Hotel, costco, townhome, warehouse, park all the way to a UPS! Called the cops to help me get it back. Guess the thief had some conscience because they had shipped it back to my workplace on my business card, minus all my money (about 600$ in cash) -_-
I got so invested in the horses lawyer story, I completely forgot about the pesto and the horse 😂
I have had the crappiest of weeks, but Charlotte is the bright spot in my day!
hope you feel better my love
I hope your coming weeks are much better 🫂 ❤
When I was a toddler, i had a bad run of luck. My feet were in a brace that kept my club feet in place with pins through my heels.
I then fell off a chair, breaking my arm it was casted and put in a sling.
Still wearing all this, I scratched my cornea and also became a pirate.
My poor mother. When we were in public, people treated her like she was beating me 😂
I feel you. When my brother was a toddler, he got stung by a mosquito on the side of his forehead. He wasnt exactly allergic, but his forehead got swollen A LOT. So much so that he looked like disneys hunchback of notre dame because his eye was complete closed due to the swelling. The questioning in kindergarden was beyond intense. 😂
My son also had a club foot. I feel your mother's pain lol.
Call me crazy but I love when Charlotte does the Crazy Jumping Spider/Octopus moves and the Crazy Turkey Impression moves. 👾🦃
Did she flash us by doing that?! 🫣 Glad her team caught it and blurred it out.
Nothing tops “toothless Charlotte.”
*I’m dead* 💀
I had an eye patch once a few years back & had to work so I spoke like a pirate all day to coworkers & customers.
Only a few people played along.
Good day for me, though, after 3hrs in urgent care.
When life gives you an eye patch, make pirate-ade.
It's crazy that Charlotte didn't realize this girl was on a horse. She's going up and down while hearing the clip-clopping of horse shoes and then the loud exhale of a horse breath. 😂😂😂
I love your videos Charlotte ❤️
I slept in mine because my husband was passed out in our cabin (we got married at a campground) after disappearing that evening. Come to find out it was because he went to hang out with his mistress at a local bar! he also apparently invited her to the wedding but I didn't notice because I wasn't thinking she would be there, and I had separate drama going on with my maid of honor. I left him a few months later after trying to "fix it"
I’m highly allergic to bees. If I found out for sure that someone sent bees to a wedding I was attending and I got stung, I would sue them for everything they had. There’s petty and then there’s criminal.
Yeah. I thought that off too.
Can see why she's the ex tbf
Yeah there might be kids too I'm also allergic I might get death if bee stings me.
Americans sue a lot instead of pressing charges....
Ohhhh. So that's what that was about. I completely miss that. Fortunately when bees are shipped it's clearly labeled on the package "LIVE BEES" so if the groom happened to be allergic It shouldn't be an issue. "She be crazy though." (Charlotte voice).
@@forkshiftera lot of people use it pretty interchangeably with just ending up in a court basically, but also law enforcement isn’t the best at pursuing justice so the difference between suing and just pressing charges is that pressing charges doesn’t usually amount to much, maybe a night or two in jail if you’re lucky and a fine and the inconvenience of going to court but most of the time there’s no justice or compensation for the victims. So people pursue their own justice by suing people.
I was SO HAPPY to discover that Suzi the Pesto Girl is enjoying the craziness and trauma dumping that's happening. Love it! 🤣
OMG THE BEES! Holy cow! 🐝
That's good to hear cause I felt like the people in the stitches were kinda mean to her
In her defense, store bought pesto is not real pesto, and that's why it sucks.
Link me the video pls. I never seen thr full video, all of them are stitch video.
the horse girl had nowhere to go just walking in circles running herself out of breath.🤣
LOVE THESE STORY TIME VIDEOS ❤️
the girl who says, "call me crazy..." has cooking videos called her "Only Pans." She's super cute, and makes really good food. She also does a lot of innuendo. Also, the girl that was riding a horse......... for some reason, I thought she was roller skating *face palm*
The no teeth Charlotte actually had me screaming 🤣🤣
Same 🤣😂
Me too !! 😂😂😂😂
Same!!!
I have such mad respect for these ladies 🤌and the 🐝🐝 girl, I’m impressed, friend to the environment and my kind of crazy. Major TS Reputation vibes.
Love the first lady. She’s honestly goals for us all.
i love this first woman, she's the best adult child getting revenge
Oh my god the celebrities with no teeth (and then you with no teeth) totally made my day, thank you. Actually crying with laughter right now. Ahahaha
Today that's where I had to pause the video in order to pull myself back together! I also was crying from laughing so hard. I was starting to get control of myself, but then she had to pull out the funniest video image of a toothless celeb ever... herself! That's when "crying from laughter" turned into howling with laughter. I scared my poor sweet dog!
The poor horse 😂 “How many times are we gonna walk around in a circle?” Wrap it up already!😂😂😂
They need their exercise too 😁 How long do you think a typical horseback ride actually is ? 😂 Her clip was a Short ride.
Yeah, her story sucked.
Like ye
Tell us you've never been horse-riding without telling us you've never been horse-riding 😂
That intense “and I’ll do it again” with the cute bop-bop… it moved me 😂
18:59 💜💜🥔🥔
4:27 Drake looks like a snapping turtle 💀
😂😂
I love how she is just venting to her horse the whole time like horsie it ur problem to now
You have made my last couple months so much better, Charlotte. I love every last bit of your videos. Thank you!
Toothless Charlotte had me cryin! 😂
Girl the vibe today, and that intro I'll show you crazy living for it. Started off with a rough morning and your videos help so much love girl ❤
This was dope....im suddenly binging your videos. Hilarious, smart, fun, real content 😃❤
This tiktoker tanie needs an award. This story with her & her baby is phenomenal & the best kind of petty revenge I've heard. Facts though Charlotte. I'm a single mom of 2 boys..nobody messes with my babies or you'll see a side you wish u hadn't 😂
Funniest story I remember is our school is not often on TV for college football. They take photos so they can be flashed on the screen during play....well many of the guys have removable teeth due to eating hockey pucks and what not. OUR team too their teeth out for the pictures. All the parents were pissed off: "We spend 10,000 dollars to fix your teeth and you take them out for national TV!" We were howling! We were got married I made my husband get a permanent bridge.
I don’t know how I didn’t find you sooner, but now that I have Ive been binge watching you for about two weeks now. Breath of fresh air to see that some people are still raised with some morals and values! 🎉😊. Thank you 🙏🏻
I wish Charlotte’s videos were just a little bit longer.. they are just so great.. always makes a bad day so much better.. love you Charlotte!! 💜💜
STAAAHP!😂 I was laughing so hard at the celebrities with no teeth and then Charlotte laughing with the no teeth frickin got me so bad I actually almost peed my pants 🤭🤣 I can’t breeathe!
Charlotte u make me laugh every single day!! 😂 love the celebs with no teeth part 😂😂😂😂
As far as store-bought pesto is concerned; there are both good and bad versions. The icky bad version is the room temperature stuff in the small jars in the pasta/sauce aisle, but the good stuff is in the refrigerated section of Costco and/or Sam's Club (depending on which stores you have in your local area). You can even tell by the color that it's good and it's in a bigger container. Been craving it lately but too tired after work to go get some. Can also relate to the chipped tooth section; After having perfect teeth (no more!) had fallen in the shower and knocked my teeth into the edge of the soap dish area built into the wall of the shower. Long story, short: now avoid mirrors as much as possible because they make me feel too many bad feelings. Plus, I'm oldER now so it almost hurts to see pictures of myself at the 18 - 22 age. Would love to have skin like that now! And the neck area! Looking more like a turkey every year now (waddle time --- gobble gobble gobble. I better go hide so someone doesn't hunt me down and give my carcass to their mother to cook for dinner in a couple weeks on Thanksgiving). Ii like women, too. We can hang out and they are cool! They are not trying to touch each other's boobs or other areas. It's about companionship -- not sex. Men rarely understand that part but it's really nice to hang with someone who isn't always pawing at you or begging and bribing for sex. The only paw that I want on me is a cat or dog. Plus, cats and dogs don't tell me to put on more makeup, lose weight, change outfits or that I look ugly today. Animals for the WIN!!! And those phone-tracking ladies!!! Nobody cares more about our phones than we do!! Especially not the busy and over-worked police who have violent criminals and rapists to catch. Our phones are last on their list of priorities so it's up to us to keep them safe!
Love her faces, her laugh and her comments are the best... Long life to queen potato ❤❤❤
I normally smile and giggle to myself, but that gums bit actually had me laughing out loud
In answer to Charlotte’s query; dude probably had a mustache or a beard. Perhaps there wasn’t much convo as he was a foreigner in disco in a foreign country...
I love that last woman. No messing around. Just pure unfiltered rage 😂
You're just as psychotic as she is then. She can actually kill someone. Bee stings aren't a joke when you're allergic.
Awesome finding your cellphone!!!
"I can be a woman, I can change!" is seriously something my ex said despite being homophobic and sexist. He literally tried to convince me he was a trans woman a week after I told him I was nonbinary
No way I thought that only happened to me! But it was after I said I'm more into women than men.
As a lesbian, I can tell you I've heard scenarios like this several times. There are a lot of hetero males with lesbian fetishes who are able to convince themselves they might be trans just to have access to more women. It's pretty f'ed up. Some of them stick around in the community for a while and remain sexist and homophobic to the max, it's like why are you turning into something you apparently hate so much? It will never make sense to me.
WILD!
I’m sure a lot of abusive/toxic men say that as a means of trying to manipulate their partners into staying. Just goes to show that they’ll say ANYTHING they think you want to hear or will convince you to stick around, no matter how stupid.
Narcissists, the lot of you. Sooo boring
OMG I totally feel the baby one. I feel like some of my most unhinged moments were because i was trying to get my baby to sleep! 😂😂😂
I thought I went down the store bought pesto rabbit hole fully, but as always you and your team find something new for me to see ❤
I am work CRYING LAUGHING!!! AT the kissing no teeth! Lawd hammercy, I needed that laugh. Especially because I was wasted once blacked out and the guy everyone told me I kissed. Ughhhh!!!! 🤣😂
The phone one made me laugh so hard and impressed.
I lost my mind when Charlotte started showing the celebrities without teeth and I love when she goes in the shadows!!
0:04 Did Charlotte get so enthusiastic that she flashed us and that's why the area is blurred?
😂😂😂being a woman and a cool funny one at that, you forget certain clothes moves lol
Charlotte, thank you so much 🙏🏻
I live in Israel and couldn't do anything "normal", from the life I had before October 7th, for 2-3 weeks. I never missed a video before that. Lately I decided to watch your videos again to make my brain to take a break from all the horror. You're one of very few things that make me smile lately, and for that I'm grateful ❤
My heart is breaking that there is more war in the world, I hope you stay safe and that this danger ends soon for everyone
Sending love to you! Am Yisrael Chai!
Praying for you in Israel! US is with you.
Stay safe and strong. I hope this war will end soon
Same ❤ Watching her videos before trying to sleep or when going to work, to avoid watching news, posts, videos and so and so....
No teeth part kill me 😂😂😂😂😂
Whooh!😅😂😂 you got me when you yourself had no teeth 😂😂
Thanks, Charlotte!
I have fever, body aches, and even the blanket hurts! This is just what I needed!🌸
Ooo... that was me last Thursday. Feel better!
Really sorry for the random response but I’m a worrying mom & feel COMPELLED to tell you in case it’s the start of the “Rona” and you didn’t already know to do this:
(These are adult dosage since I’m assuming you are over 18, but if not, please ignore this or show it to your parents and *get their guidance* , OK?)
Immediately start taking 1000 mg of vit c 3 times a day plus 4000mg vit d3 ONCE a day and an OTC zinc supplement twice a day - do this for the next 3 days. After that if you feel a lot better yet not completely “cured”, continue vit c 3 times a day and otc zinc 2 times a day, but cut back the D3 to 2000mg once a day- do this for 4 additional days. You should feel back to 100% by the 5th or 6th day but keep up with it to fully finish out the week.
Because you got sick in the first place, it indicates you probably should continue with taking 1000mg vit c and 1000 mg D3 a day and one over the counter zinc supplement a few times a week for this entire flu season. For larger people and those with high metabolic rates a couple more things can be added in and it “could” be appropriate to increase dosages by a 15 - 20%, but what I specified provides a good result with dosages that are universally considered “safe” for ADULTS without metabolic disorders.
NOTE- This is only appropriate for people who are otherwise substantially healthy without any of the chronic health challenges to consider.
ALSO- if you aren’t already feeling SIGNIFICANTLY better by about 36 hours into this supplement protocol you DEFINITELY need to see a Dr because this is like a miracle hack that stops colds and viral flu type infections in their tracks for otherwise healthy people.
I am *NOT A DR* , just a science geek mom who has seen this work every time since I stumbled onto this thru research in all the madness 3 years ago. I really hope I haven’t “overstepped” with this reply but sometimes mom’s can’t help themselves🤣. I hope you are feeling better VERY soon!
As someone who ate pesto while in Lake Como, Italy 🇮🇹 I LOVED the pesto. I even had a Rosé to go with it. I had a great European vacation. ❤
Stories like the first one make me wish I had a dramatic family to be petty too around the holidays. But at the same time I’m so glad I don’t🤣
Trust me. It sounds fun but its not worth all the stress from the constant drama!!
Have you ever heard the song: "Merry Christmas From The Family" by Robert Earl Keen?
First time I heard it I was on my way to our family Christmas Eve party, after stopping by the Beer Barn to buy some Shiner Bock because Bubba wasn't able to find it at any gas stations. Uncle Charlie was celebrating with us that year so we better have his favorite beer!
Our family was 4th generation born in Texas and as redneck as it gets. Mr. Keen's song described us perfectly! I can't post a link to the song, but here are the lyrics:
"Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch
And homemade egg-nog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
'Til he sang "Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad"
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays
"Noel, Noel, The First Noel"
Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the egg-nog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang "Silent Night, oh Silent Night"
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad"
Oh God! Don't wish that upon yourself!! You can borrow mine!!!!😂
you have such a stellar smile so the no teeth bit f'n cracked me up like you wouldnt believe XD
you got the humour and cadence i adore so very much~ like we could be homies based on humour and im here for it
The fact he just left the phone at Walmart makes me think the stepmom tipped him off to advoid legal trouble
That chick riding the horse telling her story is going to be the one you have to watch out for 😂
Yeah...he dodged a bullet.
Yayyyyy it’s Charlotte time. I absolutely love watching your videos they cheer me up and make me laugh every day ❤
I can't physically drink coffee anymore so Charlotte is my daily dose of energy 😂😂❤️🥰
Yay for the brave (but a little foolish) cell-phone girls 🎉😂 I'm glad you got your phone back...he could have chucked it in a dumpster
I love the lawyer. Phenomenal storyteller!
😂😅 omfg Charlotte’s toothless laugh had me in tears!!!
Right so funny 😂😂😂😂
The "Bee wedding situation" could've actually been dangerous. If a guest or someone was stung and had a bad reaction she could at best (from her perspective) be sued by said person(s) or catch an attempted M..... charge depending on the severity of the reaction. Plus she admitted to doing it online for everyone to see. Be careful/smart when being petty cause it could come back to bite you instead.
I was going to comment the same thing but since you already wrote the comment I’ll just simply comment “ yeah what she said.” I think she got very lucky that someone wasn’t deathly allergic to bees. It seems every other person you meet now a days is allergic to something. When I was young or my generation you didn’t know many people with allergies but then again we were exposed to almost everything outside
He dodged a bullet…or maybe a bunch of bees!
...but they were a gift.👀
Omg that could have ended in a death. Psycho lady even admitted it online wtf
I love how Charlotte's videos are just progressively getting longer second by second 😁
This is why I'm completely content single af with FWBs that have been my real friends for almost 16 years now. For the majority of times, they aren't out to hurt me. Just cuddles, bow Chica wow wow, then back to friends that will ALWAYS be a ride or die lol
When you know you are close to the phone, call it.
Charlotte, thank you for being you! 💗 You always brighten my day and put a smile on my face. And your team does an incredible job helping you put these videos together as well! 💞
I love your videos they get me through my day ❤️
Never change Charlotte. You are a delight 😊
4:30 I love your editor Vanessa for this. I was hoping, I was praying! She has delivered!
Charlotte Thank you for your humour..you are a Blessing
The young ladies hunting down their phone is something I would do. Congrats on the win!
awww yeah! You know we're simple potatoes. We see Charlotte has posted, we watch.❤
With all the wedding horror stories they have taught me one thing over anything else- don't get the papers signed until a few days after the wedding and not at or before. Get to see the messed-up crap without having to get a divorce.
Nope, get it signed. You can an annulment afterwards. Furthermore in most cases, you would have seen the signs. For instance the woman who stayed with her husband for five years after the wedding night. She must have known he was an ahole. And then to yell at her? Even if she fell asleep right after the wedding, she could been simply tired. It can be a very stressful event.
The pure juice of AUDACITY in this video 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 love it ❤😂😂😂
Omg the celebs without teeth, greatest thing ever.
I’ve never seen those before, made my day!
Thank you, Charlotte! I needed to get out of my headspace and THIS! This helped me so much today ❤❤❤
Thank you for your videos, Charlotte
🫂 ❤
The horse lawyer girl is the never ending story. The fact that she continues to engage in it says a lot about her as well IMO.
Yeah....she was a little too into it. A boring blah blah blah story
I couldn't stop thinking "I can't believe she's a lawyer. She looks, talks and acts like she's in high school."
@@kathynicholson103 SAME!!! This young lady has some ISSUES
@@kathynicholson103maybe she’s not? Like maybe she didn’t pass her exam… idk but what I do know is that if I was a budding lawyer just beginning to build a client base or looking for a firm to work at, the last thing I’m doing is posting STUPID sh*t like this on social media. She wanted no contact with the guy but when she saw him at the exam and walked by him a couple times and he didn’t bother her at all, she approached him, and we’re supposed to believe she did that to remind him she wanted no contact. It’s as dumb as it sounds and I wouldn’t want her representing me in TRAFFIC COURT.
I had to fast forward her. Ugh
The kissing the man without teeth story section has me literally pissing myself laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
That lady made tic tac man’s day 😂