Here's mine To the town of TH-cam gaming rode a stranger one fine day spoke to much folks around him, had too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among us had a big fish on his hip Big fish on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business with a big fish on his hip" "Big fish on his hip" In this town there lived an streamer by the name of RTgame Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around Was an Irish hitman, wouldn't be too long in town He was here to take an streamer back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after RTgame After RTgame Wasn't long before this story was relayed to RTgame But the streamer didn't worry, men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the hitman with the big fish on his hip Big fish on his hip Now the morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past four when they walked out in the street Folks were watchin' from the windows Every body held their breath They knew this handsome hitman was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was twenty feet between them When they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the hitman is still talked about today RTgame had not cleared leather for a fish fairly ripped And the hitman's aim was deadly, with the big fish on his hip Big fish on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round There before them lay the body of the streamer on the ground Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip Big fish on his hip Big fish, big fish When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip Big fish on his hip
Kevin: "If you're an essential worker, then you have my respect and I hope everything's going well for you" ... Also Kevin: *literally slaps a doctor with a fish while pretending to be a doctor himself*
It IS a bit fishy. Which ultimately is wwwaaay cooler to say, than the "It's a bit blueberrymuffinsy" we may or may not say about Daniel's (RTgame, ofc) WOC.
@@zachhouston514 funny thing is ive just gotten a job at a supermarket in Australia which is considered "essential" but i havent started yet haha do i count
big fish on his hip full lyrics: in a mountain pass in asia came a bald wannabe clown. he told every living being he'd kill them without a sound. but the hitman did an oopsie when he tried to kill this dish, because the hitman didnt know that he had lost his only fish, lost his only fish... it was early in the morning when he killed the folks in town, he had brought his deadly weapon wich could suit the godly clown, oh the guards they thought they'r better, but they made one fatal slipp, when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip... wasnt long after he killed them, he made it clear to folks around, if they didnt sub his channel he would put them in the ground, but the people watching youtube never really understood, and it was not a big surprise that kevin did and that he should, did and that he should... a couple days after recording the views came flowing in, he could sence the inner darkness growing bigger with every whim, oh they might have went on living but they made one fatal slip when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip. a big fish, a big fish, when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip. *insert akward kevin ending the song in an akward way here* I Erik Bergheim hearby claim this lyric as mine and only mine and my own, and no1 can steal it. but since kevin was the one that put the whole idea in my head i have decided, since he can't own the lyrics themselves he now owns me. please father kevin, show me the way to true fiefdom. punish me with your holy fish!
@@zerrierslizer1 Jesus Christ I forgot completely about Kevin for a hot minute (bad move),this video, this comment, and the quote I replied with. Boy was I confused seeing that in my inbox.
"In the beginning, Jim Pickens brought mankind and womankind and otherkind into his basement, and then there was painting, and then there were CPS visits removing babies, and all was good." ...just pad it for the rest of the $9.99.
Bobby Taylor This is merely a decoy. Jim Pickens is beyond our understanding. Only Kevin can access the information about the real Jim. Whoever Kevin endorses is the real deal.
"oh he might of went on living, but he made one fatal slip, when he challenged hitman with a big fish on his hip, with a big fish on his hiiiiiiiip" Even better than the original
essential worker here! (EMT in the US) i’ve been subscribed for years now, and i always get a joy of watching you kevin, especially now! thank you for all that you do!
BloopinBlopin no, if you actually watch the video he talks about essential workers and the shit going on. this was also 5 months ago, df you doing on this comment lol
YESSSSSSSSSS! Genuinely loving these murder everyone videos, would love to see one on the Bangkok and potentially Maldives maps. Anyway, just wanted to let you know you're doing great and really helping us all out during this hard time. You making me laugh to borderline tears is definitely helpful during this time. You likely won't see this but I just wanted you to know, love ya Kevin.
The moment Kevin went "Oh, he's still looking for me." and then "I'm here!" as he threw an ax right in the back of the dude's head cracked me up way more than it should have.
Dont kid yourself, Kevin. You're an essential worker too. I'm a long distance truck driver, and your vids are one of the things keeping me from going completely fecking insane out here. Thank you!
Sometimes to cope with a shitty situation, you have to be able to laugh about it. Don't apologize for helping people be able to do that. As long as people still act responsibly, a little laughter is a good thing right now.
Im a healthcare worker and have been watching your videos every day for almost 2 years now and you and your spirit has helped me so much in my everyday struggle with depression and anxiety and panic attacks I just want to say thank you and you are what I look forward to everyday no matter how bad thank you from Maryland, USA
I've seen every video from one and a half years ago to now. The "Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin." and the little zoom-in in the beginning still bring me joy. Thank you for being you Kevin.
Hey, Kevin. My best friend’s mom, who was like a second mother to me, just passed away due to Covid 19. Thanks for making me chuckle a bit during these terrible times. Keep up the great work. Also guys, please do your part and stay inside unless it’s absolutely necessary for you to go out. Stay safe.
Kevin I'm an essential worker at a food pantry and honestly watching your videos about staying inside and joking about our current situation makes me feel so much better and you genuinely make me laugh thank you so much 💗💗
"Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! " "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! " "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! " "Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
I'm having a really tough time atm and I just wanted to take a second to say how much your silly videos help me laugh and smile. You're always such a breath of fresh air and your shinanigans always help me forget about the stupid crap going on in my life for a bit. I can't wait until my Jim Pickens plush arrives in the mail. I legit go to bed every night watching that play list lol. But ya , I just wanted you to know that you've helped brighten this 31 year old mother's Day lol 💚💚
I'm a grocery store cashier and when you said you respect us my little heart fluttered. Thank you. Its been scary lots of people ignore the safety measures but I finally get my vaccine on Feb 15th. Soon!
"Hello friends, my name is Kevin and today, we're going to be doing something... a little different." Is just a recurring meme on this channel now. Edit: I thought that when the doctor said "You're infected" she actually said, "You're in-*feck*-ted." And I had to take a hot second to recover. Edit 2: Hammer home? More like axe home. Ha.
Well, thank you for securing wherever it is you work at, whilst also putting yourself in danger. People who can’t work at home like you, and doctors, etc, are the real heroes.
@@nuv2987 Oh don't say, that we are all in this together. In my country the unemployment is getting high (prob like in most countries) so they could train them to do some light medical stuff or something else like that. Ofcourse not by force, but they would get paid tho.
@@Erri_17 but lumbago man's right, your a hero. I know I couldn't do security, since I don't have the patience, or the cool head need to work jobs like that
0:23 I really like you for saying these words and I appreciate that very much: the part with your viewers staying home as much as possible; and also, and foremost the part with the shoutout to essential workers. very nice! I see it exactly the same.
Kevin I think you can break security cameras by throwing stuff at them, I think even a coin works if you hit it just right, I thought that would be funny for your next Hitman video
fun fact: because soders isnt on this mission if you destroy the heart then it will kill a hazmat npc out of the map with a japanease name translating to heart
![SAFEPLANET - ดาวเคราะห์ [ THE PLANET ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4X1XL3I_k3c/mqdefault.jpg)
Kevin: "we're gonna do something different today"
Also Kevin: still murders everyone
it is something new he murders them in diffrent ways
@@gargamel679 true
the goal was different
Jeez, thanks for the spoiler
Sooo nothing different
Just imagine coming to the hospital and hear: “My name is Kevin, I’m a doctor. Trust me”.
I would run for dear life.
Today I Am Lena I would just give up and accept my fate. He is like the mafia. Once he's there, he's there. No escape.
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h that's how the mafia works.
Cool
Today I am Lena: don't forget to tell him that 1: he's tall and 2: he's pale as feck... I hear he really likes that.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this (actually not) but you would already be dead once you hear that
"You have been diagnosed with COVID 19"
*Kevin immediately bursts through the window in a hazmat suit holding an axe*
"Makes Tommy screech" YUAAARG
*The Hitman with the big fish on his hip starts playing*
The cure we didn't need, but probably deserve.
I would run for dear life
Donald Trump better watch out
Past Kevin: "instead of killing everyone today"
Forces himself into killing everyone today
Past Kevin sucks
@@ierefaanwilliams5387 yeah and future kevin is a dick
@@mansanime6180 so is there any good Kevin?
@@rey4874
Present Kevin is a very nice guy!
"He's wearing a guard uniform, but he's not Japanese...But he IS carrying a fish, and Japanese people do eat sushi, so I guess he's legit".
Hard to disagree with
i dont think thats the guards specialty
Hazmat Man: "Please please please be an orgy!"
Kevin: "What did you say you sick freak?"
*Murders him with an axe*
🤣🤣
Hold on I got you kevin, He said-
“Ah, please be an Orgy, please, please, please- *𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭*”
Punishment fits the crime
I think the person saying that was hoping all the people on the ground were there as a result of exhaustion, not mass murder.
It’s like my great grandfather once said “a virus can’t spread, if everyone is dead”
Wait I think I said that
@@zachhouston514 grandpaps is that u?
I can see your great grandfather is a wise man
@@wrench1073 he... He was sir, served the army at Dunkirk.
@@aspara4788 Well you should be proud of him
Kevin: “We are going to try and keep a little distracted”
Also Kevin: **does mission where you have to stop a virus that originated in Asia**
ok thats epic
Pretty sure in the campaign story he actually infected himself in New Zealand
Batman The Dark Knight Indus region is in Asia. Asia is until Turkey. So yes Tibet is in Asia
@Batman The Dark Knight well..it is in asia
Batman The Dark Knight your ignorance is immeasurable
WE NEED A FULL COVER OF “BIG FISH ON HIS HIP”
i took the liberty to write one myself with i posted in the comments section. hope you like it ^_^
Here's mine
To the town of TH-cam gaming rode a stranger one fine day
spoke to much folks around him, had too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among us had a big fish on his hip
Big fish on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big fish on his hip"
"Big fish on his hip"
In this town there lived an streamer by the name of RTgame
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Irish hitman, wouldn't be too long in town
He was here to take an streamer back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after RTgame
After RTgame
Wasn't long before this story was relayed to RTgame
But the streamer didn't worry, men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the hitman with the big fish on his hip
Big fish on his hip
Now the morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past four when they walked out in the street
Folks were watchin' from the windows
Every body held their breath
They knew this handsome hitman was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was twenty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the hitman is still talked about today
RTgame had not cleared leather for a
fish fairly ripped
And the hitman's aim was deadly, with the big fish on his hip
Big fish on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the streamer on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip
Big fish on his hip
Big fish, big fish
When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip
Big fish on his hip
We still need this!
I thought that same thing
How long did it take for you to type that
"Finally, its time to be a hero."
Me: *slaps leg*
"good one kevin!"
Yea good one bcuz bigmooney did this already
@@sixxeros who?
@@blumpet6250 oof xD
If Kevin doesn’t release a full version of “Big Fish on his Hip” I’m breaking quarantine
What is the song that it's based on it sounds so damn familiar.
@@COOLMCDEN Big Iron
@@AxxLAfriku and I don't have girlfriends either
@@toasty5605 ok thank you.
SAME.
Kevin: "If you're an essential worker, then you have my respect and I hope everything's going well for you"
...
Also Kevin: *literally slaps a doctor with a fish while pretending to be a doctor himself*
The doctors have snapped
and kills the head researcher 😂
To be fair, doctors are mostly worthless
"im a doctor trust me" *is actively beating up the doctor with a fish*
Sounds sus-fish-cious
@@IamaPERSON Yeah that does sound kinda....fishy.
@@tugmylantern4244 hopefully, people aren't salty about us making jokes
It IS a bit fishy.
Which ultimately is wwwaaay cooler to say, than the "It's a bit blueberrymuffinsy" we may or may not say about Daniel's (RTgame, ofc) WOC.
@@IamaPERSON What do you mean? This is a great oppor-tuna-ty.
Had me dead when he said “I’m here for the virus, hand it over”, and popped up the McCaffe logo 😂
One time got i a pop up about mcaffe, is mcaffe safe???
Lol same XD
@@JesperBooperDooper if you know how to be safe in the web you don't need it
@@kwabecikuwu9161 thx for the tip
McAfee
Kevin in Hitman: "I can't kill Jesus, I'd be the villain"
Kevin in GTA 5 w/ Chaos Mod: "One sucker-punch and Jesus went down!"
That aged well
Get yourself bible 2
Normal vaccine: Needles
Kevin's vaccine: Axe
I’ve decided I’m going to vaccinate my kids
Bobby Taylor, that’s a cursed comment if ever I’ve seen one.
@@bobbytaylor2349 Don't you mean... VAXE-inate!?
I am a PERSON class
@@bobbytaylor2349 thanks
Kevin: Usually I go in and kill everyone in a level but not today
Also Kevin:
He had to because they are infected
The fact that an NPC actually yells "I'm like Jesus, I heal people" is piping-hot insanity.
I'm amazed he didn't kill him because he thought he might be Extreme Griefer Jesus but without a gun!
6:35 - “Uh please be an orgy please please please please”
*confused crying*
What what did you just said you sick freak?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some kid: I can't wait to get my heart transplant so I can live!
Kevin: destroyed heart and throws it in the trash
I dont think there were any kids there.
The thing is it’s a right sided heart. That makes it even harder to find a doner heart.
@@TuckyBlue It was only gonna go to the corrupt forgettable ICA guy
@@fynnla.e the virus stuff takes place after the main story so the Iva guys been dead for a while
Kevin: "if you're an essential worker then you have my respect"
Me, who accidentally qualifies as a key worker but does not understand why: thank you
Me, a cashier at Walmart that somehow went from being disrespected by some immediately becomes one of the most essential
*Confused screaming*
@@zachhouston514 funny thing is ive just gotten a job at a supermarket in Australia which is considered "essential" but i havent started yet haha do i count
@@jono56667 Of friggin' course you do, especially if you're starting knowing all the risks that are ahead! Take care of yourself!
@@vetreas366 that's a good point :) thank you haha :D
xD
Kevin: Usually i jump in to a map and i try to kill everyone. Well today is different
Also Kevin: Proceeds to kill everyone in the map.
Aha!! Not everyone, the people in the sauna survived because of him.
But this time it’s for the greater good
@sadrafier i mean most of them got infected soooooo
"They're all infected."
"Send in the nuke."
*sends in a clown with an axe*
"Godspeed."
"Im doing my best it just happens to be terrible"
man.. i really felt that
big fish on his hip full lyrics:
in a mountain pass in asia came a bald wannabe clown.
he told every living being he'd kill them without a sound.
but the hitman did an oopsie when he tried to kill this dish,
because the hitman didnt know that he had lost his only fish, lost his only fish...
it was early in the morning when he killed the folks in town,
he had brought his deadly weapon wich could suit the godly clown,
oh the guards they thought they'r better, but they made one fatal slipp,
when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip...
wasnt long after he killed them, he made it clear to folks around,
if they didnt sub his channel he would put them in the ground,
but the people watching youtube never really understood,
and it was not a big surprise that kevin did and that he should, did and that he should...
a couple days after recording the views came flowing in,
he could sence the inner darkness growing bigger with every whim,
oh they might have went on living but they made one fatal slip
when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip.
a big fish, a big fish,
when they tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip, big fish on his hip.
*insert akward kevin ending the song in an akward way here*
I Erik Bergheim hearby claim this lyric as mine and only mine and my own, and no1 can steal it.
but since kevin was the one that put the whole idea in my head i have decided, since he can't own the lyrics themselves he now owns me.
please father kevin, show me the way to true fiefdom. punish me with your holy fish!
excelent
It's perfect
"Punish me with your holy fish"
@@alyssachantaychampagne2773 YES! DO IT! OH HOLY TUNA!! SHOW ME THE LIGHT, LET KEVIN BESTOW HIS MIGHTY FIEFDOM UPON ME! LET THERE BE FISH!!!!!
@@zerrierslizer1 Jesus Christ I forgot completely about Kevin for a hot minute (bad move),this video, this comment, and the quote I replied with. Boy was I confused seeing that in my inbox.
Nobody
Kevin hitting people with fish: my cure is most effective
assainofreapers wAs tHaT a SCP 049 rEfErence
Shadow Kaiju Oh My GoD iT iS
"Hey. Is everything okay?"
"... Yeah. Go away."
The delivery, lmao
in my opinion hitman has some of the best (most fitting) voice acting ever, and the best lines too... "act your age man, what are you? 46? 48?" ^^
"I'm a doctor! trust me! this is the cure!"
SCP-049-J flashbacks
must have been the pestilence
Kevin is an scp what you talking about?
@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 i reckon he'd be keter-class
I hope that's not a vax!
Those cause autism you know
@@elzar5987 ok karen
Kevin: We're gonna kill the virus today.
Also Kevin: **Kills everyone**
Me: Ahh so the virus is humanity huh? That's deep
5:12 I'll just send BuzzFeed that clip without any context
meta phor did you do it?
@@jacobmartinez38 idk
another thing, i say we start a petition to have Kevin make a “big fish on his hip” parody to help us with out quarantine sanity. thank you.
Maggie Dasler I would endorse that immediately.
Do you know what song it originally is. I recognise it but i cant figure out what song it is.
@@filblo503 Big Iron on his Hip by Marty Robbins
10/10 would buy anything Kevin sings to be quite honest
"We're gonna try something different"
Does the same thing but with different reason and execution
"Bible 2.0 only 9.99!"
Kevin you have to write and sell that now. Why? I need it
"In the beginning, Jim Pickens brought mankind and womankind and otherkind into his basement, and then there was painting, and then there were CPS visits removing babies, and all was good." ...just pad it for the rest of the $9.99.
I noticed you got points for killing infected, this is probably the one level where you can get a positive score by slaughtering a lot of people lmao
1:15
Stand name: “The Clown”
Stand master: “Kevin”
KONO POWAH!
"hey there friends" are the new opening words to the gate of hell itself
It says a lot about Kevin when "doing something different" doesn't mean to kill everyone
Heyo Finn O. It really does
But then his resolve breaks and he kills everyone anyway
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens holt shit could it truly be
Bobby Taylor This is merely a decoy. Jim Pickens is beyond our understanding. Only Kevin can access the information about the real Jim. Whoever Kevin endorses is the real deal.
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h
So certain are you then?
"I have no conscious, don't even bother."
*conscience, different than conscious
@@MerkhVision oh thank you!
My stupid ass just realised so many _unconscious_ mistakes that I have made, I'm ashamed to be myself
Kevin: “I’m not going to kill everyone in the game this time”
Also Kevin: *basically kills everyone in the game*
"oh he might of went on living, but he made one fatal slip, when he challenged hitman with a big fish on his hip, with a big fish on his hiiiiiiiip"
Even better than the original
"If you are an essential worker then you have my respect"
Thanks i make sandwitches 'v'
High key first time I've had anyone's respect.
@@fistofaardvark8982 Same! And a plus, it's coming from dear Kevin 'w'
You have my respect as well!
Respect+
Respect keep doing what your doing
"Stay in the closet!"
Already am sorry
Lol
I felt that on a spiritual level
Willow Draws Stuff the relatability is real 😔😔
I kinda am too
Stay safe!
I cannot escape this 'Big Iron' song. Honestly I heard it in my dreams last night.
E
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I would like a full version of “Big fish on his hip” and I’m sure others would also
essential worker here! (EMT in the US)
i’ve been subscribed for years now, and i always get a joy of watching you kevin, especially now! thank you for all that you do!
BloopinBlopin no, if you actually watch the video he talks about essential workers and the shit going on. this was also 5 months ago, df you doing on this comment lol
“Only a clown can stop this!”
Don’t worry Kevin, you’re still a clown, regardless of the outfit.
Lumbago Man He's not just a clown, he's *our* clown
HR he’s not just our clown, he is THE clown
VHWA He's so clown he could perform as the entire circus
HR that’s the best circus I could ever imagine.
I see, they began stealing all of my jokes again. I love it when it's always funnier when someone else says it
YESSSSSSSSSS! Genuinely loving these murder everyone videos, would love to see one on the Bangkok and potentially Maldives maps. Anyway, just wanted to let you know you're doing great and really helping us all out during this hard time. You making me laugh to borderline tears is definitely helpful during this time. You likely won't see this but I just wanted you to know, love ya Kevin.
Just imagine showing this comment to someone out of context.
1:55 the virus got him faster than we tought. It just launched him trough the roof.
"I am under the impression that only a clown can stop this"
Me: Or cause it... (Laughs in Pennywise)
*You'll float too*
Well, you know they say laughter is the best medicine...
The moment Kevin went "Oh, he's still looking for me." and then "I'm here!" as he threw an ax right in the back of the dude's head cracked me up way more than it should have.
"Only a clown can stop this"
*All Doctors and Scientists have been triggered*
Laughter is the best medicine
@@vividandlucid just ask Joker!
@@IamaPERSON you wanna hear another joke Murray
@@OriUsername "no, I think we've had enough of your jokes"
@@IamaPERSON what do you get when you don't social distance yourself
Kevin singing 'Big Iron' just makes me want to rewatch his New Vegas series for the billionth time...
I wish we had more I don't think he went through all the dlc.
*big fish
2:55 Kevin you need to do a full cover of big iron please, this literally made my year
Kevin" "Stay in the closet"
Me: hey I'm already here...will be here for a while....
Same here
@@raventhepansexualenby4576 Seems from your channel name you've already come out the closet
What a mood. I painted the walls rainbow
Same
@@raventhepansexualenby4576
Yoooooooooooo same name
Dont kid yourself, Kevin. You're an essential worker too. I'm a long distance truck driver, and your vids are one of the things keeping me from going completely fecking insane out here. Thank you!
Sometimes to cope with a shitty situation, you have to be able to laugh about it. Don't apologize for helping people be able to do that. As long as people still act responsibly, a little laughter is a good thing right now.
FACTS
"To end this virus, we need specialist"
*enter Kevin*
Me, thinking about coming out to extended family
Kevin: *Stay In the Closet!*
Me: Well that's decided I guess
Im a healthcare worker and have been watching your videos every day for almost 2 years now and you and your spirit has helped me so much in my everyday struggle with depression and anxiety and panic attacks I just want to say thank you and you are what I look forward to everyday no matter how bad thank you from Maryland, USA
I've seen every video from one and a half years ago to now. The "Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin." and the little zoom-in in the beginning still bring me joy. Thank you for being you Kevin.
Alternative title: Irish Hitman Single Handedly Stops A Virus But In The Worst Way Possible
-worst- Best Way Possible
@@nuv2987 true
Irish hitman single handedly stops a virus but the cure is murder 😆
Hey, Kevin. My best friend’s mom, who was like a second mother to me, just passed away due to Covid 19. Thanks for making me chuckle a bit during these terrible times. Keep up the great work.
Also guys, please do your part and stay inside unless it’s absolutely necessary for you to go out. Stay safe.
When ever I meet someone called Kevin since I started watching this channel . I keep thinking of Call me Kevin . Thanks for the content bru
Kevin I'm an essential worker at a food pantry and honestly watching your videos about staying inside and joking about our current situation makes me feel so much better and you genuinely make me laugh thank you so much 💗💗
I'm an essential worker. I work for water utilities. I appreciate your respect for us, Kevin. Love you, man.
"Big Fish on his hip"
Shout out to Fallout New Vegas and Mitten Squad 🙈😅
Let's not forget to smash an AC to pieces in celebration
We need a full version of “ big fish on his hip”
5:09 but kevin i don't want to be trapped in the closet with R.kelly
This is my favorite mission in the whole series, its so brilliant.
The shelves may be empty but our hearts are full. Favourite series
"Stay in the closet!"
Yeah that was my plan already
Some One f
@@K68080 big F :|
Me too
I think I saw a missed opportunity for "laughter is the best medicine"
you forgot the S
I feel like hitman is Jim Pickens when he was young very young and this is how he became a murderer!
Nah, Jim Pickens is chaotic evil in alignment, while Agent 47 is Lawful Neutral (unless he is being played by murderhobo players).
Well, Pickens was drafted to military school at a young age... maybe he became a hitman after that
I wasn’t expecting the big iron reference. Thanks to Kevin’s stream I’ve had it stuck in my head all day
“I’m a doctor, trust me!”
*axes someone in the face*
"Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
"Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
"Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
"Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say! "
"Thats what I just said, stop repeating what I say, "
"I'm doing my best, it just happens to be terrible" - I have never related to anything more in my entire life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Docter: I'm like Jesus, i heal people!
Kevin: I cant kill Jesus!
Wow, I had no idea 47 could be infected too. And I've played that mission a ton.
Kevin: hand over the cure old man
Robert Smith: * sweats nervously *
I'm having a really tough time atm and I just wanted to take a second to say how much your silly videos help me laugh and smile. You're always such a breath of fresh air and your shinanigans always help me forget about the stupid crap going on in my life for a bit. I can't wait until my Jim Pickens plush arrives in the mail. I legit go to bed every night watching that play list lol. But ya , I just wanted you to know that you've helped brighten this 31 year old mother's Day lol 💚💚
Hey there Kevin, it's us, Friends. And today we're here to watch you do something a little different.
Anything:Exists
Kevin:It’s free real estate
*Free from life, too*
I really respect that intro. The essential workers sure appreciate the praise. Thanks man!
You knocked it out of the park again! We are waiting for your Kevin Robbins album with cowboy classics like "Big Fish".
I'm a grocery store cashier and when you said you respect us my little heart fluttered. Thank you.
Its been scary lots of people ignore the safety measures but I finally get my vaccine on Feb 15th. Soon!
Lmao. Pathetic
"oh, snapping people's necks on camera, I forgot"
Proceeds to throw axes at multiple peoples heads
"Hello friends, my name is Kevin and today, we're going to be doing something... a little different." Is just a recurring meme on this channel now.
Edit: I thought that when the doctor said "You're infected" she actually said, "You're in-*feck*-ted." And I had to take a hot second to recover.
Edit 2: Hammer home? More like axe home. Ha.
I'm a daycare teacher now considered essential and it means so much to hear you say that :)
i just love you playing this, it's absolutely hilarious everytime, thanks
It's official: kevin watches BigMooney
I came to the comments just for this
Me too bigmooney just did this lol.
My mom's a nurse at an old folks home. Bless her.
How is she
I can't stay at home, I work security.
Sorry :(
Well, thank you for securing wherever it is you work at, whilst also putting yourself in danger. People who can’t work at home like you, and doctors, etc, are the real heroes.
@@nuv2987 Oh don't say, that we are all in this together. In my country the unemployment is getting high (prob like in most countries) so they could train them to do some light medical stuff or something else like that. Ofcourse not by force, but they would get paid tho.
@@Erri_17 but lumbago man's right, your a hero. I know I couldn't do security, since I don't have the patience, or the cool head need to work jobs like that
@@IamaPERSON But I don't see myself as a hero. That's way too much pressure on me
@@Erri_17 Then imagine yourself as something that makes you feel comfortable.
Kevin's videos are literally the only things that make me happy nowadays. Thanks, Kevin.
I love the comedic timing everytime he plays games
Good job kevin
North Korea: there are no Covid-19 cases in north korean soil!
Also North Korea:*hires Kevin*
0:23 I really like you for saying these words and I appreciate that very much: the part with your viewers staying home as much as possible; and also, and foremost the part with the shoutout to essential workers. very nice! I see it exactly the same.
Lmao
@@colby1398 what
Kevin I think you can break security cameras by throwing stuff at them, I think even a coin works if you hit it just right, I thought that would be funny for your next Hitman video
fun fact: because soders isnt on this mission if you destroy the heart then it will kill a hazmat npc out of the map with a japanease name translating to heart
Kevin reaally love hitman 2