"The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage." - Emperor Swimmy, 1939, shortly after the encirclement of 60% of Japanese forces.
As the Japanese mainland falls piece by piece to the invading allied forces, Emperor Swimmy is forced to make a decision. American Troops storm the imperial palace, but it is empty. The Emperor has escaped. The Empire of the rising Sun still lives on... in Iwo Jima.
I never thought I would see someone more delusional than Dressel. And yet somehow Swimmy managed to do it. This so so sad. Can we encircle Japanese units?
No Dressel is still worse. Swimmy sucks and gives up easily. Dressel sucks, gives up easily and actually hard-kamikaze's his teams' chances of winning. Never forgetti Iwo Jima being more important than D-Day.
@@Dargesh890 Yeah. You can tell that it's less that Swimmy has an ego and more that he just finds admitting fault really hard. He probably knew he fucked up but just wanted to try and salvage the situation in his own way. Dressel on the other hand would straight up believe that what he did was the correct play and would start attacking everyone else for disagreeing with him.
I can just imagine the Italian soldiers in Kiev "Hey Matteo how's it going" "Ah you know Gianni, garrison duty's boring as hell, but I just got a letter from my ma" "Oh sick! What does it say?" "The Italian government capitulated after the fall of Rome, it is now occupied by the United Kingdom" "....." "Ah well I guess we should go liberate Italy now"
Bo didn't see it during the stream due to micro-ing the eastern front, but the best part of this game is that Thomas took the 6 tanks Bo gave him all the way to southern Italy and left all 6 static in a single province where they immediately got encircled and destroyed.
man the axis team has been sucking metric tons of arse recetnly did someone curse the axis team? but hey at least swimmy regained his crown as the WORST JAPAN EVER
“General! The British have landed in our home! Shall we return our armies from the Eastern Front to contain the invasion?” “Hold your units, Il Duce has something special planned for them” *Italy capitulates*
I wanted to comment: "Hey, it shoul be called The Most Incompetent Japan because rest of the Axis did nothing wrong". After I saw what Italy did, I knew I couldn't be more wrong.
Remember when swimmy wasted a game by researching nukes,Spain instantly got encircled by the soviets, and Japan sent a division with sticks to Alaska? Let's see how this game out does it.
This is amazing progress: usually i expect to see Braun being the ridiculously incompetent one, yet now its Swimmy who i usually expect to see doing well in these games. Man how times have changed. Great vid Bo!
Swimmy is the guy who can be normal most of the time but when he needs to be normal and save the game he just becomes even more incompetent than dressel and fucks the game.
I'd just like to say, braun has come a long way, from the incompetent memer who attacked over mountains to the minor that tries desperately to save the axis majors.
Here's the reason Italy kept his troops on the east... New Allied Government Italy: Execute Order 66... Italian Army: It will be done my lord. (turns on Axis) (encircles entire Axis army between them and the Soviets)
Its funny how this episode kinda perfectly mirrors Episode 62 (The Worst UK ever) where Braun threw the game in a pretty similar way to Swimmy here. How the tables have turntabled.
I’ve never been more excited to see the whole game than for this one right here. For once Braun is actually very intelligent and has no stupid moves, and a Golden or Dressel moment isn’t even here, and yet they are the worst they’ve ever been.
I love how Braun is baby talking Swimmy about how they are about to get encircled, and then when they do Braun's lid just does a double inverted backflip into space along with all of his shit, and for good measure his eyebrows as well.
@@choochoo500 No I'm not. Swimmy's delusions have driven me mad and forced me to write endless meme comments (I'm hidden away in my house because of Coronavirus and my weak immune system, so I'm a little stir crazy, which probably explains all the comments.)
Ok, aside from this shitty mistake, I love how Japan seems to be so focused on trying to win by fighting a war of attrition against China. That's arguably way more embarassing
Bo: I'm going to start making my videos more friendly, and profitable by censoring curse words, and cropping out the swastika on germanyball Also Bo: 0:47
apperntly bhes just cursed to become clinally braindead every time he plays japan as if he sucks up all the autism from the other players ever time he clicks the white red flag
"Hohoho Bo never loses a game"
Also we all love Swimmy
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Bo only really loses when his allies are completely F'ing useless.
It is true, just as true as Golden never wins a game
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"The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage."
- Emperor Swimmy, 1939, shortly after the encirclement of 60% of Japanese forces.
"Manchukuo screaming in the background."
It’s house money
As the Japanese mainland falls piece by piece to the invading allied forces, Emperor Swimmy is forced to make a decision.
American Troops storm the imperial palace, but it is empty.
The Emperor has escaped.
The Empire of the rising Sun still lives on...
in Iwo Jima.
Manchukuo, 1939 "holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, Holy shit...."
“The Fruits of Victory are tumbling into Our mouth too quickly.”
“They’re not dying, they’re temporarily having a bad time.”
-Emperor Hirohito after losing just his entire army in China.
~Hitler on the troops encircled at Stalingrad
-Hideki Tōjo 1939, probably.
"I didn't lose. I merely failed to win!"
@@marmotman151 This enraged his father, who punished him severely
They not dying they are on a temporarily vacation :)
I imagine Tojo saying everything is fine while Hirohito enters the fetal position
"Please! Invent that bomb already!"
I can just imagine Tojo T posing while Hirohito is having depression
Me: *Sees Video Title*
Me: How incompetent can they be
*Ten seconds later*
Me: Oh.
I'm constantly impressed by how low they can go. Every time I think they reached a low point, they bring it even lower.
Never understimate the power of austism
@@craimaxblack not even the power of Autism is this powerful...seriously you know you are being terrible when BRAUN is the one who's correct
Another 5 minutes later: OHHH
Playing with swimmy and thomas is like playong with a handicap.
"Some [all] of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make"
- Japanese High Command, to the troops trapped by the Chinese Army, 1939
- A soviet general probably
Sounds like lordfarquad lol
Four things broke in this video:
1.) Japan's lines
2.) Braun's mind
3.) Braun's headset
4.) Braun's voice
And the spirit of the axis
5) Italy
6) Italy's tank division's vacation in Kiev
7) Braun
500th like boys let's go
@@abo7medd435 Thank.
"Swimmy do you want to save the remaining 40% of your army?" "No."
But was it a meme no?
The army failed to win, so they all deserved to die.
@@halowerder3356 i guess...
@@halowerder3356 this is why I absolutely hate Swimmy, dude is fucking inept at every gamr they play and then goes around like he's a mastermind
@@luigiff3431 that is actually why everyone loves swimmy so much
Bo: today we're gonna win
Braun and swimmy: allow us to introduce ourselves
Braun? And not the guy playing Italy?
Braun was actually competent that game
Braun was fucking on top of it. For Swimmy once again the Spirit of Communism couldn't have saved his nation.
Thomas, not Braun
@@lukasred7 Fuck i feel old.
I never thought I would see someone more delusional than Dressel. And yet somehow Swimmy managed to do it. This so so sad. Can we encircle Japanese units?
No Dressel is still worse. Swimmy sucks and gives up easily. Dressel sucks, gives up easily and actually hard-kamikaze's his teams' chances of winning. Never forgetti Iwo Jima being more important than D-Day.
And holy hell does Dressel have a massive ego about him. He is NEVER the one at fault
And he denies reality so hard. Just lost half his carrier force. Whatever, those were just destroyers
@@Dargesh890 Yeah. You can tell that it's less that Swimmy has an ego and more that he just finds admitting fault really hard. He probably knew he fucked up but just wanted to try and salvage the situation in his own way. Dressel on the other hand would straight up believe that what he did was the correct play and would start attacking everyone else for disagreeing with him.
@@chtholly8084 "You're overhyping this" - Dressel 20something
“How are the Italians doing, can we hold them” “the Italian have already capitulated” late ww2 in a nut shell
China: *Is pushing*
Braun: Focus on that front! It's about to break!
Swimmy: This is fine.
“If they don’t hold Nuremberg they can’t hold any trial” is honestly the most hilarious thing i’ve ever heard
"They're not dying, they're just temporarily having a really bad time." -Swimmy 2020
Best quote ever.
Nah, his "you can be different as long as you are different in the same way as us" is better
From the makers of "The Worst Axis Ever" brings you "The most Incompetent Axis Ever"!
“if they don’t take Nurenberg, they can’t hold any Nurenberg trials”
Bokoen1-2020
I can just imagine the Italian soldiers in Kiev
"Hey Matteo how's it going"
"Ah you know Gianni, garrison duty's boring as hell, but I just got a letter from my ma"
"Oh sick! What does it say?"
"The Italian government capitulated after the fall of Rome, it is now occupied by the United Kingdom"
"....."
"Ah well I guess we should go liberate Italy now"
Bo didn't see it during the stream due to micro-ing the eastern front, but the best part of this game is that Thomas took the 6 tanks Bo gave him all the way to southern Italy and left all 6 static in a single province where they immediately got encircled and destroyed.
5:06 Braun's silence after Swimmy's request speaks volumes about how pissed off he is at Swimmy at that moment.
You know they’re epic gamers when Germany is advising Japan what to do in China.
when Braun is the second least incompetent player in the axis
Third, you're forgetting Italy.
Yeah. Once in one of my single player games, the Italians were the competent ones while Germany was loosing to the Netherlands.
man the axis team has been sucking metric tons of arse recetnly did someone curse the axis team? but hey at least swimmy regained his crown as the WORST JAPAN EVER
“General! The British have landed in our home! Shall we return our armies from the Eastern Front to contain the invasion?”
“Hold your units, Il Duce has something special planned for them”
*Italy capitulates*
You know its bad when Braun is doing the berating rather than being berated.
I wanted to comment: "Hey, it shoul be called The Most Incompetent Japan because rest of the Axis did nothing wrong". After I saw what Italy did, I knew I couldn't be more wrong.
Remember when swimmy wasted a game by researching nukes,Spain instantly got encircled by the soviets, and Japan sent a division with sticks to Alaska? Let's see how this game out does it.
Well that game he actually get to use the nuke to big success
@@equilintogo5378 he nuked Berlin
@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme still a success
@@bruh5992 true
Thomas just wanted a historically accurate game
Whenevr you say anything bad about thomas or tell him to do anything,
he cries like a baby.
Italy: capitulated
the bois in kiev: "our time has come"
It's like hitler in stalingrad
"You need to break out or all your troops are gonna die"
"......................No."
This is amazing progress: usually i expect to see Braun being the ridiculously incompetent one, yet now its Swimmy who i usually expect to see doing well in these games. Man how times have changed.
Great vid Bo!
"Do you not appreciate the wild ride?" Emperor Hirohito's famous last words
*Tokyo falls*
Swimmy:Ok ok I can recruit units right now.
The amazing thing in this game was that Swimmy managed to win against China.
but how long did he succeded before he failed? did he only take china or actually do something this game
I mean, it would take a VERY considerable effort to actually LOSE against China.
Swimmy: Nooo you Chinese troops can't just encircle the Empire like this! It isn't possible.
China: Hahahaha Japanese supply goes red.
So is this what College meant by saying he’s a better Japan than Swimmy?
yes after this there is no contest swimmy is the worst japan in the world
@@wilmagregg3131 *ahem*
...
Dressel
100. Both the nr of dockyard Japan had and the nr of seconds his navy lasted
“Swimmy and the battle of the 47 chromosomes”
1:36 Everybody gangsta until the ROC breaks the front
Im gonna have to go back to "the worst japan ever" video and be like "its not the worst japan ever, its the worst japan ever so far"
"If they don't have Nürnberg, they can't hold any trials guys!"
Priorities as a german player xD
Swimmy is the guy who can be normal most of the time but when he needs to be normal and save the game he just becomes even more incompetent than dressel and fucks the game.
Braun: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Swimmy: *marches his army into the center of China and just dies
Brawn’s real mad for someone who used to be as incompetent
5:17 that "what"...
Swimmy being this bad crossed the threshold from "haha bad" to "jesus christ why are you doing this please stop"
alternate title: japan being bullied from its puppet because it's army died
after watching this video i am legit worried that bokoens friends escaped from an institution
I will never understand why in this video, after years of playing this, Swimmy just completely has a breakdown of higher cognitive function.
"The war situation in China has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage." -Emperor Swimmy.
5:09 I love the pause after what swimmy says and then Braun just saying "what?" You can just feel the anger in Braun's voice when he said that.
6:07 - 6:21 people are not giving this credit. Damn the OOooOOoOooo's and HOOT-OOT!!!!'s are just the best thing in the vid. Loved it btw!
“It’s fine guys, Steiner will fix this”
-Der Führer 1945
The speech bubbles at 6:06 are the best "Hoi4 multiplayer in a nutshell" i've ever seen.
Manchukuo:
_A BLIND, DEAF, COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER_
Bo's other videos: "the biggest encirclement ever?"
This video: 👁👄👁 u sure
40 DIVISIONS ENCIRCLED WITH ONE TILE 💃💃💃💃💃
6:33 He's lost it, there's no saving him i'm afraid, it was too much
“A BLIND DEAF COMATOSE LOBOTOMY PATIENT COULD FEEL MY ANGER!!!!” -Darth Baras
I'd just like to say, braun has come a long way, from the incompetent memer who attacked over mountains to the minor that tries desperately to save the axis majors.
You’re laughing. Another division has been encircled in China and you’re laughing.
Here's the reason Italy kept his troops on the east...
New Allied Government Italy: Execute Order 66...
Italian Army: It will be done my lord.
(turns on Axis)
(encircles entire Axis army between them and the Soviets)
When Braun is the voice of reason, things have gone bad
Its funny how this episode kinda perfectly mirrors Episode 62 (The Worst UK ever) where Braun threw the game in a pretty similar way to Swimmy here. How the tables have turntabled.
I’ve never been more excited to see the whole game than for this one right here. For once Braun is actually very intelligent and has no stupid moves, and a Golden or Dressel moment isn’t even here, and yet they are the worst they’ve ever been.
I love how Braun is baby talking Swimmy about how they are about to get encircled, and then when they do Braun's lid just does a double inverted backflip into space along with all of his shit, and for good measure his eyebrows as well.
I just love how Swimmy never loses hope. He's just memeing till the end of the game.
Hey, in Swimmy's defense, us Goldfish are hard to manage. We need our hourly doses of Cheez-its and tophats
6:33 Braun apparently inhaled some mustard gas. I don't blame him, if I had to deal with Swimmy's Japan I'd do that as well.
Justin Speaks. You have over 6 comments on this single video, you okay?
@@choochoo500 No I'm not. Swimmy's delusions have driven me mad and forced me to write endless meme comments
(I'm hidden away in my house because of Coronavirus and my weak immune system, so I'm a little stir crazy, which probably explains all the comments.)
"all I'm saying is that it's a downward spiral"
did swimmy get lemons before this game?
Imagine being in Wuhan and being told you’re now encircled because your army got flanked hundreds of miles away
Swimmy is deeper in denial than Hitler in 1945
Well that was an unexpected fast collpase of Italy...didn't expect such historical accuracy :D
"It's hard to like, stop pushing." - Swimmy 2020
Manchukuo has a mental breakdown from just genuine stupidity but I agree with him so much
"If they don't have Nürenburg they can't hold any trials"
If only Swimmy had a tactician like this
Ok, aside from this shitty mistake, I love how Japan seems to be so focused on trying to win by fighting a war of attrition against China. That's arguably way more embarassing
Axis in a nutshell: It is hard to stop pushing
The most incompetent are the ones that never start the game in the multiplayer select a country screen
Name a better duo then the Axis and incompetence.
Bo: Swimmy! He’s about to encircle 60 percent of you entire army! Swimmy: No he won’t. *Japanese get pushed into the sea*
Bo's Video: "most incompetent axis"
Me: Ah Dressel must be playing Japan
no
It's Either
Dressel Playing Japan,
Golden Playing the Germans,
or
Braun Playing Manchu with Peef as Siam.
Oh and Don't forget about Pashalis playing GB
@@TheButterMinecart1 ik but generally its Dressel as Japan when Japan is bad
@@robberyproductions1363 that makes for a good axis game. With Dressel as Germany
Anyone: *Explains why Swimmy's screwing up/losing*
Swimmy: "No."
Bo: I'm going to start making my videos more friendly, and profitable by censoring curse words, and cropping out the swastika on germanyball
Also Bo: 0:47
Imagine not knowing the meta of TH-cam and the 30 second rule
@@Bokoen1 TommyKay might know the hoi4 meta, but Bokoen 1 knows the TH-cam meta.
@@Bokoen1 thanks, Bo. Very cool!
Looks like "Swimmy is better at Japan" aged very well Bo.
ngl i hate how Braun _continues_ to pronounce every chinese name that has a "q" as a "kwa" sound instead of a "ch" sound
Braun: Chonkwing
Me: *triggered*
I mean, if he does it intentionally thats pretty damn based.
Italy not immediately pulling his troops out of Russia when he got invaded made me legitimately furious.
What the heck was Swimmy’s plan here? It was like he just took his hands off the keyboard and just let everything happen.
This was a worse Japan than "The Worst Japan Ever" video
Bo:do you want to still have an army and have a chance
Swimy:NO
"I didn't loose, I mearly failed to win!"
-Japan after 70% of his army was encircled
Hirohito: the war situation has not necessarily developed to Japans advantage…
Puyi: *Autistic screaming intensifies*
These hoi4 vids are making quarantine sooooo much more enjoyable
Wasn't Swimmy better at HOI iV last yer than he is now? I remember him being pretty competent as SU and Germany
apperntly bhes just cursed to become clinally braindead every time he plays japan as if he sucks up all the autism from the other players ever time he clicks the white red flag
Bo : Today,We gonna win this battle
Braun and Swimmy : Today,We gonna fuck up Bo's plan
Canadian Tanks taking Nuremberg at the end there, God Bless the Canadian Tank Corps :)
When Braun is the competent one.
6:31
"How about another joke Swimmy?"
Yeah, that laughter sounded so full of pain.
This video is a perfect example that shows why you never fight a land war in Asia...
"They're not dying, they're just temporarily having a really bad time"
6:39 The first case of the covid-19 was actually reported in the 18th of July 1941 in Manchuria
😂
You know someone is doing awful when Braun starts making sense..
Swimmy is the single biggest contributor to my clinical depression.