Imagine being a rural Japanese person, just trying to get a drink on the way home from work and watching this 6'4" foreigner with mutton chops buy from 20-30 consecutive vending machines.
This is the calmest ive seen schlatt in a content that is outside of theweeklyslap, while still maintaining the same humor. Somewhat Relaxing and still just as entertaining.
Nah this is actually one of the most respectful TH-camrs I’ve ever seen go to japan. I mean Schlatt is known for being Loud and yet I was so confused at the start when he was almost whispering.
“ロバディック” is very calm in this episode. He has been relaxing in the hentai shops and has had fun breaking all the chinese keyboards he can. Very happy to see him as calm as he was in 1998
I was born in Japan and this is one of the few Japan travel videos I've seen that captures what being there feels like to me. Folks show me their travel photos full of nice, traditional hotels or big sashimi platters, but old vending machines next to dusty shops full of very specific merchandise is the real deal. The paper says "minor good fortune" and despite how it sounds, it's a step above regular "good fortune" c:
thats ALWAYS the thing about trips though!! I only ever take road trips specifically for this reason. Otherwise, you never get to see the not-so-glamorous side which is even more charming. I imagine this would be especially true in eastern countries, where a western boy like myself could be blown away by every single culture difference. I've only ever been to other states in the US, but one day I hope to take road trips in every country.
@@Slurp_Nation I hope you do too, that sounds awesome! If you ever get around to a road trip in Japan, the rest areas are a source of pride, haha. Last time I visited family there we stopped at Aqua Totto Gifu, it's a really nice public aquarium that's IN a rest area!
@@hard.g0re It's common for vending machines in Japan to have little chance games at the end where you can win an extra drink! I don't know how this one works (it's from before 1984, when the company changed its name from Daido to DyDo, so there aren't tons of guides online), but it looks like Schlagg didn't win. Side note: the "milk shake" isn't what most people think of as a milk shake, but a mix of milk, egg, and sugar, and is sometimes served warm! It's ミルクセーキ, while the "American style" drink is usually ミルクシェイク.
Hi shlatt!!! I live in Japan and yes I speak English but I’m glad you seemed to enjoy it! And your behavior was so respectful! We appreciate when tourists are kind and just enjoy our home! Have a great day! And thank you for coming to Japan hope u had fun!!!
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light" ~ Plato
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything" ~ Plato
It's amazing how Schlatt can go to places so fast! Just a few hours ago, I saw him on the airport and I wanted to greet him, unforunately he was in a hurry and sweating carrying a human sized bag. He was muttering about going somewhere _"far"_ and _"remote"_ , aswell as _"finishing unfinished business"_ . It was almost as if he wanted to quickly escape the place! But he was probably super stressed from all the youtube stuff, hopefully you find someplace you can "relax" and _"blow off some steam"_ Schlatt. They- I mean, you deserve it!
This "Schlatt" guy better not "recreate" the "events" of 1999 in "Japan" Edit: We have received several reports that the incidents that occurred in 1945 may be connected to "Schlatt" as well. Watch your back "Schlatt". We're coming for you.
Considering how wacky some vending machines are, and that Japan is the capital of vending machines, I'd say yeah there is a non zero percent chance Schlatt may have eaten cleaning supplies.
It's nice to see schlatt content where he isn't so aggressive, makes him seem more real. Maybe he's doing it to make everyone put their guard down before he attacks again, who knows.
Fun fact! Japan actually does sell cigarettes from vending machines. Yeah, you just have to put in your ID before you do so it knows that you’re legal. And they’re usually outside of places like bars or shady alleyways
I think the fortune slip at 02:02 says "minor fortune", which is a reference to Schlong's basement vault encased beneath the concrete. In terms of fortune telling, it is saying something along the lines of "yea you doing alright". Thank you Mr. Slots for sharing this with us
When I lived in Japan, I was obsessed with the soda can vending machines. except instead of soda, you got cream corn in a soda can. Shit was incredible
2:02 Hello I am translator. If I am seeing the paper correctly you got 小吉(shō-kichi). Which tbh its kind of a mid-tier luck. Its not too good yet its not bad... Good thing you tied it up there. Im too lazy to translate the rest.
@@Delm0s These おみくじ(omikuji) are often found in japanese shrines. Usually in shrines there are fences we tie them in. The reason we tie them is to get better luck next time. When somebody get mid-luck/unlucky they tie them on fences due to the belief that tying them will increase their luck.
I was with my buddies in this small corner store that was run by an old japanese lady, and apparently she keeps the Couque D'asses right up at the front because it makes people see them and buy some just because of the funny name
I like to imagine he went to Japan specifically for discount tires and left after getting a good deal. All the vending machine were just a coincidence.
Schlatt once again being a man of culture and visiting his rightful birthplace, being totally respectful and a glutton when it comes to food. Arigato, Schlatt. Gozaimasu.
I love how "Schlatt" just has the power to destabilise a country just by visiting it. Oh, and as a Brit speaking, Japan guard your leaders *very* carefully. It probably won't help since he managed to get into Buckingham Palace, but you can't take any chances.
I’m honestly so invested in this haha, can’t wait for more to come out it’s a great listen when I’m at work or on break at lunch. Such an interesting concept played out really well in my opinion or I’m just purely enjoying the whole skills being kept each life cycle I dunno I really like it though, don’t usually like stuff like this
@6:30 here in Nevada we DO have cigarette vending machines in the casinos, and they have no safety to prove you're an adult when you use it. Kids legit wait for no one to be looking and use em.
Go follow Davi, who did an amazing job editing this video!!!
twitter.com/daviisaurr
twitter.com/daviisaurr
twitter.com/daviisaurr
so nice of you supporting your editers, Good Job.
Have you seen the queen shooting a ar 15
i like my fries with no ketchup
Wish I knew what software he uses to edit.
The logo is of a pp
Show people around Japan and it's culture: ❌
Show people an alley lined with random vending machines: ✅
vending machines is a part of their pop culture, and im jealous of it
Realistically that's what you're going to be end up doing in a country you're visiting without people planning out the whole trip for you
TiREs
wtf i used to have the profile pic years ago O_O
quality content if you ask me
I can't believe Schlatt left the country for once.
well we know he went to the UK back in September
@@renameagain5808for finish the job.
he did once, and it was also japan actually
it was in 1945
@@sailoragitate900you think he came back to finish the job?
@@sailoragitate900 i thought he was banned from Japan after what he did?😮
Imagine being a rural Japanese person, just trying to get a drink on the way home from work and watching this 6'4" foreigner with mutton chops buy from 20-30 consecutive vending machines.
Respect to him for being more respectful than 99% of American tourists
Don't you mean 99.9998% because you forgot to add me
thought u said he was more respectful than american toilets. which is probably tru
pos logan paul.
can confirm, our toilets call you slurs.@@youngest7719
@@youngest7719all jokes aside its true these american shitters are so fucking loud i gotta plug my ears everytime they flush
this was the calmest japan trip i've ever seen from a youtuber
Clearly you haven’t seen Logan Paul’s
@@CHEURONYMOUSespecially calming during that forest part
@@keshibytesI remember they tan into this really chill dude in the woods. He was so relaxed that they all thought he was dead.
@@rampagingelephant7353 yeah he was just hanging out lmao
It's unexpected especially since it's from schlatt
This is the calmest ive seen schlatt in a content that is outside of theweeklyslap, while still maintaining the same humor. Somewhat Relaxing and still just as entertaining.
well this channel is schlagg.
There was the unpacking game
I feel like that might have been because shlatt didn't want to be the loud obnoxious tourist kind of person.
@@Stealthfang270 schlatt didn't want a logan paul moment
@@Stealthfang270 W on him
Nah this is actually one of the most respectful TH-camrs I’ve ever seen go to japan. I mean Schlatt is known for being Loud and yet I was so confused at the start when he was almost whispering.
I've seen those videos in my fyp before. those locals are way too nice, I'd be telling them to stfu in under a minute.
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlongthat’s not a flex
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong I don't think I understand what you're trying to say
日本からコメント失礼します！まさかSchlattが日本に来てくれるなんて思ってもいなかったので、今泣きながらこの動画を見ています。おみくじに関してですが、小吉なのでまあまあ良い感じです。Schlattが来てくれたので、きっと総理は増税を止めてくれることと思います。本当にありがとうございます。
Facts bro
Nah, I'm still totally fucking up your taxes
草
Props to Schlatt for not breaking any of these vending machines like he broke his $1000 chair gifted to him by his father.
Also the crimes of '99
@@mischievouslittlegooberhey man we don’t talk about what happened in ‘99.
you mean to tell me that he’s not fatherless?
@@stillstellar04 yeah
Lol
Reminds me of the time Schlatt stuffed me inside a vending machine during the summer of ‘04. Happy memories!!
"Reminds me of the time Schlatt stuffed me" 🤨🤨📸📸
@@Emp31happy memories!!
1904?
@@mostminotaur0473 2004
Knowing I was born on the year of this event makes me feel extra special!
“ロバディック” is very calm in this episode. He has been relaxing in the hentai shops and has had fun breaking all the chinese keyboards he can. Very happy to see him as calm as he was in 1998
Robadeishiku?
@@shaneseem-sin3856 those are small "i" and "tsu", they aren't for reading but for changing the kana befor or after them. It should be "Robadikku"
2:15 rough translation is "Past spirits find you, daughters/girls seeking vengeance. Righteous torment upon you" or something like that
The women are seeking their revenge for 99’
The ghosts followed him from that alleyway in 1999 all the way to Japan
the 99 victims are after him
theyre after "him" after on what he has done on that fateful day....
I was born in Japan and this is one of the few Japan travel videos I've seen that captures what being there feels like to me. Folks show me their travel photos full of nice, traditional hotels or big sashimi platters, but old vending machines next to dusty shops full of very specific merchandise is the real deal. The paper says "minor good fortune" and despite how it sounds, it's a step above regular "good fortune" c:
thats ALWAYS the thing about trips though!! I only ever take road trips specifically for this reason. Otherwise, you never get to see the not-so-glamorous side which is even more charming. I imagine this would be especially true in eastern countries, where a western boy like myself could be blown away by every single culture difference. I've only ever been to other states in the US, but one day I hope to take road trips in every country.
@@Slurp_Nation I hope you do too, that sounds awesome! If you ever get around to a road trip in Japan, the rest areas are a source of pride, haha. Last time I visited family there we stopped at Aqua Totto Gifu, it's a really nice public aquarium that's IN a rest area!
It really just looks like the semi-urban American south but with kanji and Energy Bomber instead of the Latin alphabet and Dr. Pibb.
Can u explain the little roulette thing? The thing that said 12 to him, im so curious
@@hard.g0re It's common for vending machines in Japan to have little chance games at the end where you can win an extra drink! I don't know how this one works (it's from before 1984, when the company changed its name from Daido to DyDo, so there aren't tons of guides online), but it looks like Schlagg didn't win.
Side note: the "milk shake" isn't what most people think of as a milk shake, but a mix of milk, egg, and sugar, and is sometimes served warm! It's ミルクセーキ, while the "American style" drink is usually ミルクシェイク.
I didn’t know “Schlatt” could still go to Japan after what he pulled in 99
Same dude
"is that someone THAT I hanged?!
and 45
HEY we dont fucking mention that here
45*
He seems genuinely relaxed while still being entertaining. Good on him
Hi shlatt!!! I live in Japan and yes I speak English but I’m glad you seemed to enjoy it! And your behavior was so respectful! We appreciate when tourists are kind and just enjoy our home! Have a great day! And thank you for coming to
Japan hope u had fun!!!
I love how Schlatt starts these channels for different reasons and just turns them into completely different content.
I'm cool with it personally, it gets boring after a while of repeated content. I'm really enjoying these chill vlogs, hope he does more.
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light"
~ Plato
@@philosophy_bot4171 im afraid of women
@@massacretheog You aren't alone with this fear
@@massacretheog Don't feel to bad their afraid of you as well
"im gonna make a vending machine, and its gonna sell cigarettes to children" is just a synonym for 90% of all german vending machines
Don’t forget he wanted to smell a floor needle
And condoms
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything"
~ Plato
XD so true!
Yeah true in the village next door there's like 5 houses and 3 cigarette machines. Every 100m you'll get cigarettes and they are always refilled.
Fortune: "you will become a god, all your dreams will come true!"
Shlatt: * discards *
Fortune: * visable confusion *
bro casually got the legendary childhood mini cola candys and thought nothing of it
So crazy how this fan channel was able to use ai to deepfake and generate his voice. Truly remarkable!
I put the new
It's like he's still with us... rip 💔💔
@@brqeIts been almost 22 years since that day yet we cannot let him go 😭😭😭
Time to smile
@@Emp31😢😢😭😭😭😭😭
It's amazing how Schlatt can go to places so fast! Just a few hours ago, I saw him on the airport and I wanted to greet him, unforunately he was in a hurry and sweating carrying a human sized bag. He was muttering about going somewhere _"far"_ and _"remote"_ , aswell as _"finishing unfinished business"_ . It was almost as if he wanted to quickly escape the place! But he was probably super stressed from all the youtube stuff, hopefully you find someplace you can "relax" and _"blow off some steam"_ Schlatt. They- I mean, you deserve it!
Underrated comment
okay fanfic
cool to see the entirety of japan in this video
I’m convinced that Schlatt is what Japanese people picture when they hear about bigfoot
bold of you to assume he ISN'T Big Foot
This "Schlatt" guy better not "recreate" the "events" of 1999 in "Japan"
Edit: We have received several reports that the incidents that occurred in 1945 may be connected to "Schlatt" as well. Watch your back "Schlatt". We're coming for you.
I HAVE RUINED THE 123 MUH HA HA
The quotes 😂😂
You mean 1945?
Search “schlatt 1999”
i thought it was in 1939
Wow, Japan sure looks great! I wish I could visit, but I'm banned from Japan, and 13 other countries for crimes against Humanity. Love your content.
Same, but for me it was just a single crime...
Dr fauci?
the nature of the silent cameraman makes me feel like im really there
Imagine if one of the vending machines was like cleaning supplies but the packaging was just so colorful schlatt ate it
Considering how wacky some vending machines are, and that Japan is the capital of vending machines, I'd say yeah there is a non zero percent chance Schlatt may have eaten cleaning supplies.
@@endyender1703canon
I don’t know about the cleaning supplies but there is a lot of canned dog food vending machines lmao
It's nice to see schlatt content where he isn't so aggressive, makes him seem more real. Maybe he's doing it to make everyone put their guard down before he attacks again, who knows.
His The weekly slap channel is amazing if you want chill Schlatt
don’t tell anyone I told you but he is actually the real batman
its a secret you can’t tell anyone 🤫
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 holy shit no way
props to the editor! i knew something was weird and realized its edited like a japanese gameshow
Fun fact! Japan actually does sell cigarettes from vending machines. Yeah, you just have to put in your ID before you do so it knows that you’re legal. And they’re usually outside of places like bars or shady alleyways
Schlatt seems like the kind of dude to make Hiroshima and Nagasaki jokes instead of 9/11 jokes while he's in Japan
Would make people go nuclear
@@Valshara_💀💀💀
ah yes the preditor
@@Valshara_careful, you are in an explosive area of conversation
@@Valshara_ im sure the discussion would get heated real fast
I think the fortune slip at 02:02 says "minor fortune", which is a reference to Schlong's basement vault encased beneath the concrete. In terms of fortune telling, it is saying something along the lines of "yea you doing alright". Thank you Mr. Slots for sharing this with us
Fr
Glad Schlatt is showing Japan’s diverse vending machine culture
2:25 SCHLATT YOU CANT JUST BUY EVERY COMPANY THAT OFFERS YOU A SPONSORSHIP
Absolutely horrifying knowing that he’s in Japan considering what happened when he was in the UK
Yeah the last time he was in Japan 2 cities disappeared 4:23
Shinzo Abe noooooo !!
@@butterenjoyerread my mind lmao
@@butterenjoyerdw someone did it before schlatt😮💨
Hopefully he visits North Korea next
Schlatt is like jesus but instead of forgiving sins and spreading the word of god, he likes men
he spreads something else ;)
Spreading the Jesus cheeks
Objectively better
Imagine mocking a 2000 yr old religion.
@@Prabhu108. I'll mock whatever I want, liberal. Freedom of speech!🇺🇲🦅
8:13 COUQUE D'ASSES
Schlatt plugging the funny sticks at 6:30?!
its pretty cool that he actually got accurate japanese subtitles for the video
they feel machine translated tho
at least that's what i think
From what I could read, it was very basic, but still accurate enough
i can read them, they are VERY basic. like one word out of the sentence he was saying
@@culturalist they were really just highlights of the sentence though, like "hot!" and "very cool." Like you might see on a game show or something
As a non-japanese guy, the fortune thing said you will not face consequences for your actions in '99
At 05:45 he's Minoru Sano, one of the most legendary ramen chef in Japan
I dunno bout everyone else but those single vending machines near the parking lot outside medium sized, slightly old apartments are so nostalgic
pretty sure he just pulled the "Wisdom of God" fortune only to release himself of it immediately after
fr, i immediately thought of fortune slips from genshin when i saw it
I thought I saw matcha soda
I can't believe that schlatt spent the whole day saying "konichiwassup" to locals. Truly a big guy move
I love how calm and respectful not bordering anyone while still having his humor
Been having a rough time and this video made me feel so much better thank you schlatt
When I lived in Japan, I was obsessed with the soda can vending machines. except instead of soda, you got cream corn in a soda can. Shit was incredible
When I visited Osaka, I ate at least like a dozen of those vending machine corn soups. Cheap, filling, and a hot snack for a windy day
@@cowmeatius7151 yeah man. Shit was delicious
Someone's gonna find us on a cold windy day dual-wielding corn soups by a vending machine
@@jayemover_16 😂😂😂
What is cream corn?
2:02 Hello I am translator. If I am seeing the paper correctly you got 小吉(shō-kichi). Which tbh its kind of a mid-tier luck. Its not too good yet its not bad... Good thing you tied it up there.
Im too lazy to translate the rest.
Thank you translator NPC
What happens if you tie it up/dont?
@@Delm0s These おみくじ(omikuji) are often found in japanese shrines. Usually in shrines there are fences we tie them in.
The reason we tie them is to get better luck next time. When somebody get mid-luck/unlucky they tie them on fences due to the belief that tying them will increase their luck.
This was such a calm vlog from Schlatt lol. This is the calmest I've seen him in a while if you don't count theweeklyslap. Its so chill I love it! :D
3:37 ITS BLUE HES DRINKING BLUE
HOW DARE HE DRINK FRIEND NOOOO ❤
Schlatt sitting there enjoying some Couque D'asses at the end is very wholesome.
I was with my buddies in this small corner store that was run by an old japanese lady, and apparently she keeps the Couque D'asses right up at the front because it makes people see them and buy some just because of the funny name
I like to imagine he went to Japan specifically for discount tires and left after getting a good deal. All the vending machine were just a coincidence.
Love this form of video! Keep up the good work, Ken!
I loved the energy in this vlog!
4:37 So nice to see "Schlatt" paying homage to his old buddy Ted. Ah... Sweet '99...
I'd like to imagine that this was the only reason he went to Japan, and then went home instantly after
this is great. i could watch you doing this stuff all day lol
this has got be one of the best "going to japan" video I've seen a content creater do
Unreal. I cannot believe "Schlatt" is still "alive" and well after "that" incident from three months ago.
What happened 3 months ago?
@@Galilupottepeak he killed himself on the sleep deprived podcast
@@legoeater6920 oh...
April 9th.
I cannot believe that schlatt did not say "konichi-whats up" at the beginning
sugoi
@@apple-de8tx ondeez
i have been absolutely loving these vlogs there so chill and fun
It's physically impossible to dislike this big guy.
Schlatt you MUST know that cig vending machines do in fact exist and are all over Japan and Canada
do they have an id systerm?
@@underratedusername69 yes
Never seen any in Canada before
@@thejanitor5671 casinos my brother
@@underratedusername69ya they have you need a id card called taspo so the machine can allow you to buy cigarettes
Schlatt once again being a man of culture and visiting his rightful birthplace, being totally respectful and a glutton when it comes to food. Arigato, Schlatt. Gozaimasu.
2:34 bro owns everything
the laugh track in the background adds so much to this video cant imagine it without it
Kon'nichiwassup!!
This is honestly such a different style than every other video schlatt has made and it’s honestly really refreshing
Not schlatt saying we need more suspicious drinks in America when he LITERALLY OWNS A ENERGY DRINK COMPANY like just make it happen big guy
this was a surprising chill video
so schlatt goes to Japan and his entire video of his visit was his stop at a tire shop? yeah thats about right
I love how "Schlatt" just has the power to destabilise a country just by visiting it.
Oh, and as a Brit speaking, Japan guard your leaders *very* carefully. It probably won't help since he managed to get into Buckingham Palace, but you can't take any chances.
I’m honestly so invested in this haha, can’t wait for more to come out it’s a great listen when I’m at work or on break at lunch. Such an interesting concept played out really well in my opinion or I’m just purely enjoying the whole skills being kept each life cycle I dunno I really like it though, don’t usually like stuff like this
This is by far the best video Schlatt has ever uploaded to any of his channels, vending machines are so fucking cool i am so serious right now
I love the editing on this, it's a lot like japanese shows with the sound effects on the subtitles
omg i was thinking the exact same thing
Schlatt never fails to make me convulse violently and foam at the mouth 😂😂
This vlog was so real. I want to see you go to a supermarket next
the Japanese TV show style editing is a really cool idea
He got “Little Luck” (小吉) on the fortune, so it makes sense that BIG man J would tie it up since he’s only a BIG luck man
This AI is crazy! It's like he went to Japan, I miss big guy ❤
I really like how chill this vid is
This may be the best sponsored segment i've ever seen in a youtube video
4:50 maybe redbull tastes like energy bomber
jokes aside, i really enjoyed this! it's different from what we usually get and I hope we continue to get more! really enjoy the vlogs schlatt
I love this form of content from you!
i gotta say i never really expected a japan vlog from schlatt but this video is fucking cool
Schlatt went on a vacation to Japan, then made this video so it could be a Tax-Write off.
What a slippery action by "Schlatt". Reminds me of when he slipped on the blood of his victims back in '99.
6:16 Im am crying now.
Surprisingly comfy! Wow, this was chill. That's our comfy variety streamer of the year for you
I am terrified of what he's going to do in that area after this little snack binging episode
''Schlatt ruins Japan''
I wonder if he did some unimaginable things in Japan just like in 1999.
@6:30 here in Nevada we DO have cigarette vending machines in the casinos, and they have no safety to prove you're an adult when you use it.
Kids legit wait for no one to be looking and use em.
There's also this one at this bar where I live
I love it when schlat just goes out and does shit like this
The absolute silence at the cigarettes part as he puts coin in is gold
7:54 I don’t know for sure, but I have a feeling that that’s eel
Good to see “schlatt” enjoying himself in Japan
after what he did in 1999
Need more of this content
"Energy Bomber" is actually a Perfect name for shlit considering what he did back in 99'