It would be great if this was the bit. Like every time a comedian on Twitter made a woke joke they would get spammed with “Trying to be more like bert” replies
@@mrolson0603 10 milligram Tom is a joke about how he's started doin a lil bit of edibles during the lockdown. And since his tolerance has gone up it's gotten to 30
I'm having a hard time believing the Mg measurements these comedians throw around. Ten, twenty, thirty. That's not enough for a damn mouse, how are they getting a buzz at all? I feel like they're using code, like every ten is a hundred, twenty is two hundred, etc. I eat these chocolate bars with 100mg each, some come with 300mg, I barely feel anything from either. Yet if I smoke a bowl, I can take one or two small hits, cough my brains out, and I'm golden for an hour or two. Maybe I just don't digest it right...
@@jefflabbecomedy edibles are hard to do right. Black market ones are usually under dosed, and may not be activated right. Hell, dispensary and regulated ones may not be real good either. Try eating sumthing like rso an weigh out a dose, with no tolerance. 10mg will do you good. I suggest something like tinctures as well.
there's a comment around here somewhere that claimed to "know".....something something bs from reddit I think......from what I remember reading (again here on TH-cam in comments) it was something George Floyd-related.......then see when this was uploaded.....so it was plausible
I do feel bad for celebs when it comes to this kind of thing. If they don’t feel it is their place to comment, they get trashed; they say something you don’t like, they get trashed; they say the wrong thing unintentionally, they get blasted.
Bert is so fragile, just seems to come with his sweetness and vulnerability. He's a fantastic comic and seems like a great guy, which makes these moments a little hard to watch sometimes. Own it man! Brb, gotta empty the garbages on all these boats
I think out of all the """more liked comments""" I almost wanna make more stupid yt accounts to put your comment on the top because the TRUTH is HILARIOUS(sometimes 🤷♂️), but you're 100% right 😆...
Problem is I would have never known about Bert being racist if I hadn't seen this video so now I've got "racist, smells bad, fucks dogs" and some mystery which I really want to find out.
I can only take watching Bert on any podcast for a few minutes but I'll shut it down immediately once he starts doing that high pitched squealing laugh talk. I really do like the guy though lol I'm sure he's genuinely the same guy we see on tv and TH-cam but Jesus Christ he's gotta really get on Segura and Rogan's nerves at times
It hilarious how Tom has no idea that Bert’s water bottle is full of Kool-aid yet.
Lmao. I just noticed that as well.
😂😂😂
That’s so much sugar
You're obviously an amazing person, and I'm proud to have read this.
Kool aid w vodka
Not many people know this but Bert actually marched side by side with Martin Luther King holding hands
Unfortunately MLK projectile vomited because of the smell emanating from him
holding his hands behind his back doesnt count
No man, it was Malcolm X
Joe Amendola lmfao
@@raoulduke928 ummm.... bert is LITERALLY the most racist, homphobic, child/ wife beating comedian in America
Bert's not a racist, he just smells like he could be.
😂 that's hilarious
Bert is the most inclusive and progressive comedian ever
Yes, he includes every race except whites in his hatred and progressively gets more and more racist.
But he does smell like shit
It would be great if this was the bit. Like every time a comedian on Twitter made a woke joke they would get spammed with “Trying to be more like bert” replies
Such an activist!
Tom straight up had a PowerPoint ready for him.
He was waiting for when broke Bert. He had it ready before he introduced the bit to the fans.
I love Bert because he’s never ashamed to be happy.
Bert is so great. Bet he would be great at cleaning boats.
Or dumpsters!
Only tiktoks would take the "bert is racist" thing seriously
A lot of people are tiktoks though
@Matt L he's at the front of the bus at least
the sad part is that after watching him so much I actually think he is a downright racist lol most of the "imnotracist" types generally are
Mashruk Kabir Thats why it's fun
@@TurKishsoulja yep you're definitely a bit tokked in the head
Its insane that this clip is two years old and Berts head is half the size it is now
Bert actually abolished the Jim Crowe Laws
Not many people know that Bert actually started the abolition movement
I cant handle the new 30mg tom lmao he's single handedly ruining burts life lmao
30mg?
@@mrolson0603 10 milligram Tom is a joke about how he's started doin a lil bit of edibles during the lockdown. And since his tolerance has gone up it's gotten to 30
I'm having a hard time believing the Mg measurements these comedians throw around. Ten, twenty, thirty. That's not enough for a damn mouse, how are they getting a buzz at all? I feel like they're using code, like every ten is a hundred, twenty is two hundred, etc. I eat these chocolate bars with 100mg each, some come with 300mg, I barely feel anything from either. Yet if I smoke a bowl, I can take one or two small hits, cough my brains out, and I'm golden for an hour or two. Maybe I just don't digest it right...
@@jefflabbecomedy edibles are hard to do right. Black market ones are usually under dosed, and may not be activated right. Hell, dispensary and regulated ones may not be real good either. Try eating sumthing like rso an weigh out a dose, with no tolerance. 10mg will do you good. I suggest something like tinctures as well.
@@FloridaCactus Thanks for the tip. I feel like I'm missing out.
That cut was amazing
Obviously we, as an audience, need to congregate and riot to force them to tell us the third idea.
Burt doesn't respect women maybe
I thought it was something like Burt loves everyone... except jaden smith
I think that Bert Hates Asians or something like that idk though
there's a comment around here somewhere that claimed to "know".....something something bs from reddit I think......from what I remember reading (again here on TH-cam in comments) it was something George Floyd-related.......then see when this was uploaded.....so it was plausible
@Leaf Morningdew I thought it was #BertHatesBlackPeople or sum lol.
I do feel bad for celebs when it comes to this kind of thing. If they don’t feel it is their place to comment, they get trashed; they say something you don’t like, they get trashed; they say the wrong thing unintentionally, they get blasted.
I'd love to know how bad the 3rd suggestion was that they had to cut it lmfao
Somehow i think bert is a nazi was the third one
#BertFlewWithEpstein
I didn’t know Bert was a comedian
He’s not
7:28 Bert really does say "nightmeer"
100%
God I want a friendship like this
“Its a night-meere”
I was laughing every time I heard him pronounce it like that... 😆
JUMP CUT! JUMP CUT! 🤣
Not many people know that Bert was actually there with Rosa Parks the day she got arrested
Funniest jump cut in history
Jump cut! Jump cut!! Lmao!
Bert actually looked pretty good here in terms of weight
I heard dog semen is full of calories and the number 1 cause of bad breath. #BertSmellsBad,
That's a good one
Classic Blink 182
I foresee two bears air fresheners where one smells like new car and the other smells like bert stank.
Amish Bert was so good
Not many know this but the video of the guy swimming in the septic tank
Is a home video of Bert before he gained the weight
Bert is not a racist. But I don’t get the Bert X name change.
Bert is so fragile, just seems to come with his sweetness and vulnerability. He's a fantastic comic and seems like a great guy, which makes these moments a little hard to watch sometimes. Own it man! Brb, gotta empty the garbages on all these boats
I miss you Brother... RIP Jesse X. Jacobo.
Live. Love. Be. Believe.
How much would it cost to know the third
Ive always thought that bert looked like he smelled.
“Jumpcut” lol
Stop cleaning that boat 🤣🤣🤣
Bert killed this podcast 😂
Dude I don't know how much money I would pay for the third option but I would pay some
What was in that junp cut we missed...?
🔥🔥as always
Man, bert is looking allot more healthy now. Idk what it is.
I think it's because he's not a racist
I’m gonna take this time to do my part and parent my two children. Anyways I partied all weekend
Bert says “by the way” more than anyone I’ve ever seen
Add that to the 2 Bears Drinking Game rules
I think out of all the """more liked comments""" I almost wanna make more stupid yt accounts to put your comment on the top because the TRUTH is HILARIOUS(sometimes 🤷♂️), but you're 100% right 😆...
Or “Uhhhhh Hundred Percent”
And now Bert's daughter Georgia actually IS in college, but I doubt shes watching this lol
We have to know what the third one was
Anti-Semitic
I’m fairly confident I know what was cut, and they are 100% right for cutting it 😂😂😂😂
What is it?
What was it?
Anyone else see that Garth Brooks is doing a drive-in tour. Smelly Burt was first!
I'm guessing the cut one was like #bertkkkreischer
Who is the guy laughing in the background?
Nadav
I really wanna know what the third one is 😂
7:29 WTF is a nite meer
@15:39 I wanna know what it is now lol. I bet it was #BertHatesBlackPeople or sum lol.
Bart Chrysler smells similar to how mustard tastes.
Shoutout to the stinkiest comedian in the game
What a nightmere
Has Bert covered his "All Lives Matter" tattoo yet?
Hope not
I was expecting tom to drop the Führer of funny
Bert looks so skinny here
that was a pretty good amish impression #bertisamish
One word: Kool-Aid.
The 3rd was probably #BertHatesReparations
rebrand whatever you want... wont change what his family did with those slaves
Bert was never racist, he just smelled offensive
i feel like the last one was #berthatesblacks
"Bert is the most racist man in the world." - President Obama, State of the Union speech.
I’m one of the ones Tom blocked 😂
Congrats you are a insufferable person
What do y'all think #3 is?
Problem is I would have never known about Bert being racist if I hadn't seen this video so now I've got "racist, smells bad, fucks dogs" and some mystery which I really want to find out.
Burnt crystals😜
There is no way a Racist could smell as bad as Bint Kramer.
was it #BertKneltOnGeorgeFloyd ?
His kids parent him most of the time Idk why he feels the need to parents them lol
You know that last # was #berthatesblacks
I assume the cute content was that #BertisaFurry
I can't believe these mf actually jump cutted the goddamn thing.... what was it I want to know the people want to know
"the first man with one thousand four hundred and eighty eight swastikas"
... I need to know
Bert wrote the emancipation proclamation. He let Lincoln take credit...
I don’t think Bert smells bad
Bert you are ok. You need better vernacular!! There is a lot of education that needs to happen!!
Dope
Sad people have to go this length to explain jokes these days...
What I give to know what Nadav knows
I’m offended about what you said at your haha show.
Be offended. Yeah its the "IN" thing to do.
@@JT-on2xk More like the N thing to do😎
Who the f is harassing Ron? No no no no not acceptable.
I'm 16, I'm watching
#BertSmellsKids
Tom nailed the virtue signaling point. People who spam " uR vIrTue SiGnALiNg" basically just disagree with you. Fuckin R words.
why does he smell bad? ill tell you why
does anyone who the "real" most racist comedian is they talk about?
Anthony Cumia probably
Clearly theo gate. Keep featherin it brother. Youll be a 4stroke soon. High and tight tiktok smh
That dude with the puppets.
I would also like to know.
It would be great if we could find the comment he’s referring to..
Bert should grow that skullet back out
I can only take watching Bert on any podcast for a few minutes but I'll shut it down immediately once he starts doing that high pitched squealing laugh talk. I really do like the guy though lol I'm sure he's genuinely the same guy we see on tv and TH-cam but Jesus Christ he's gotta really get on Segura and Rogan's nerves at times
I totally agree honestly, it is pretty annoying tbh.
15:40 “#Berthatesblackpeople
#bertoptionthree
#berthatesblacks
The third suggestion they cut out was Bert killed George Floyd btw
@Kristie C Blueban pm'd me on reddit. That is what it was.
@@jeffersonbuckles8905 Can you prove that? I bet it wasn't.
@@jimhab24 No, but only because it was a lie.
Two celebrities bullied by the mob how sad
DOES ANYONE ELSE WONDER ALL THE TIME WHAT THE 3RD OPTION WAS??
GOD BLESS BILL BURR