I wish more people were able to tell tales as well as this guy. I feel like he could read his latest grocery receipt and we would watch the video still.
When I was just twelve years old. I was on holiday at a caravan site at West Hythe on the Kent coast. Being a nice day I decided to go for a swim. However I got caught in one of the notorious channel storms and as the tide was going out I was swept out to sea. I found myself about 5miles out and struggling to swim back to shore as I was still caught in the outgoing tide, so every time I stopped for a rest, I was taken back out again by the tide. I realised that trying to swim on the surface was getting me nowhere fast. Then a little voice whispered to me to swim like a dolphin, so with no better solution and no sign of rescue, I had to try it. Surprisingly enough it worked. After an hour or two I could see the sea wall slowly coming closer. This seemed to give me renewed strength, so I continued with this dolphin swimming until I thought I was close enough to touch bottom. Big mistake. I managed to grab a lungful of air just before I sank from sight, holding that precious lungful of air and fighting off the need to breathe until my feet touched bottom and I pushed up with my feet breathing out the air as I ascended towards the surface and finally breaking through. That first lungful of air was the most wonderful I've ever taken and I was just so happy to be alive. I finally made it back to the top of the sea wall, where I collapsed from exhaustion where the police and my parents and all the people from the caravan site had been searching for me.. I found out later that they had even got a helicopter out searching the channel for me. I really feel that I cheated death that day.
People think that children can't possibly be adult about anything. but, amazingly, around 12 y.o. we can think logically and not lose our heads or get paralyzed by fear. You were absolutely incredible!! i remember a few times, where i needed to be calm and get myself out of trouble, maybe even out of death's grasp in my early 20's, and i know a couple of times when i was your age. Nothing compared to you though. a calmness comes over you, you think very clearly whether for yourself or you need to help someone else. i raise my glass to you |--C.`.` what a brave and intelligent lad! Keep safe now, too :}
Haha she's a badass all right but you got to remember also she stayed seven or eight days out there with all those broken things on her she's Godzilla in disguise
Being in pain on a sports field or similar is quite different than knowing you either do what is needed or you die. We are far more capable than most people think. But in no way am I saying she’s not a badass.
When I was growing up in the upper north of the USA, my dad was superintendent of the nearby national park, which I am not going to name. One winter he got a report that someone had gone missing while hiking with his girlfriend. The girlfriend was okay, but both she and the missing guy were tourists (who for some reason came in the middle of winter) and barely spoke any English. My dad has experience in coast guard, so he knew how these situations went down, especially in winter and he thought that it was a waste of resources to send out rangers and that they could just go find the body in the morning. Also the couple went hiking at 10 at night and weren’t on designated trails. Reluctantly, the chief ranger (who was a close friend of my dad far before this) got together the few rangers we had and they went looking for 8 hours. I was about 13 so I was asleep the whole time and heard about it in the morning. The rangers eventually packed up and went in, sadly having to let the guy wait out the night if he was still alive. They went out searching the next morning and found the dude, miraculously alive! It was miraculous because the idiot was wearing gym shorts, tennis shoes, and a thin sweatshirt. The snow was 6’ deep and the temperature got down to -20 at night and only 5 Fahrenheit during the day. They warmed the guy up in a little tourist shop and sent him and his girlfriend on their way, neither one knowing a word of English. That’s all I had to lend to the topic. The moral of the story is to know what you’re getting into when you do something, so the son of the guy rescuing you doesn’t share your mishap on a TH-cam comment that nobody is going to read. Shit.
If an animal is ahead - Hold the wheel steady. Brake, then brake some more, and keep braking. Then, only once you've shaven your speed, you can start considering safe course adjustment (assuming that you haven't already created some new roadkill). Swerving at cruising speed to dodge something is a tried and true method to turn your car into a tumble drier and/or crushed can, with you and your passengers being the contents.
Pumping the brakes is also how you stop wheels locking up and avoiding a collision. Any traffic behind you should be far enough behind to react to whatever happens in front of them. The avoided collision could be a snow drift, animal, human, bicycle, landslide, sinkhole, etc. The car in front will see it first and, hopefully, not hit it
razeezar - If you come driving at 55 miles (90 km) per hour, and there is a small animal in the middle of the road, then do nothing but keep the speed to stay on the road. Concentrate on the steering Panic braking can have catastrophic consequences, both for yourself and others. I love animals, but do not risk the lives of my passengers, or my own if I am alone for that matter. do not risk the lives of humans because of an animal that has strayed into the road.
Imagine all people that didnt make it, that may have been lost on the ocean for even longer than this guy that made it. Only no one ever finds out about it because they eventually died before they got saved. To be honest, there are probably a few guys lost at sea right now and we dont know.
@@RonBest this is a very interesting point of view... maybe the majority of people lost died and only a small percentage of people survive - what we call miracles - could be just statistics - I always believed that
@Marshall Carwood there is an entire article where it says what happened .... and multiple sources confirm what he says and he is not lying ... long story short about what he drank : first of all before they left, they already had a lot of water stored on the boat .... then when that runed out : he used the bottles and buckets to catch water when it was raining ... plus you keep your mouth open to drink as much as possible. He caught a lot of storms and rains during the sailing for one year ...
'Run the damn thing over'. That's what my friend did when he ran over a dog rather than avoid. There were four of us in the car and he said 'I'd rather explain to the owner of the dog than explain to all your family and friends if anything were to happen to all of you'
@@vaughie123 some sort of weird black magic that gives the person power that they can comment on any video anytime Uploaded or uploading made or making.
If that WAS the case, and I would love it to be true.. Not only would he be the luckiest guy alive, he'd also have the biggest set of balls to prove it.
About 12 years ago, I found my mother passed out on the floor of her bedroom and called an ambulance. She hadn't been feeling or looking like herself for a couple of weeks prior. As it turned out, she had developed diabetes without knowing. Her blood sugar level had reached 1401! I'll never forget that number. She ended up in a coma for 3 days, but came out of it with no long lasting effects, no limb loss or brain damage and her eyesight returned fully. Doctors said they had never seen anyone with blood sugar levels anywhere near that. They said people have died in as low as the 500's. She's been normal ever since and has even managed without insulin for all these years, just being careful of her diet. It's crazy to even think of now
No he wasn’t. He had a coke but when they found him he stuck his hand and slowly touched the diver. The ocean sucks up carbon dioxide but he wld at some point died.
@Marshall Carwood o man i didnt even listen to the video lmao. Anyway tho indont thjnk they could survive 480 on one body or even multiple bodies so their hydration method mustve worked
I know Chuck and if the grim reaper was smart he would not even send anyone else either if he ever want's to see them again because the more demons he sends it's just a bigger piece of cake for him to chew a hole throw
@@walterrutherford8321 A friend of mine actually hit a moose a year ago. He has photos of the car he was in the next day at a junk yard, the entire roof was peeled back past the front seats. We're still not sure how either him or his girlfriend are alive..
Harrison actually trained to become a rescue diver after the incident and said he wants to dedicate his life to training others. Can't believe you left that part out.
If you make sure you maintain your fluid levels you can extend the amount of blood loss you can sustain. I mean, you still don't want to lose a lot of blood, but it's worth keeping in mind. Basically if you can keep the amount of fluid in your bloodstream up, your blood cells can still do their job fairly well even if they're short-staffed. It's why gradual blood loss is less likely to cause serious damage than sudden blood loss, even if both cases involve similar red blood cell levels.
@@Amy_the_Lizard True and while I didn't mention this above cuts, even small ones when infected can get really bad really quickly without medical help.
Those hammers and their spring loaded stilleto spike counterparts are required to be with any vehicle sold in Dade county Florida . Due to a woman running off the road into a canal along side the road. Car was all electric, lady called 911 and the operator listened to the woman panic and then drown ( no way to break the window). As an aside, your cars headrest can be removed and used in a pinch as a glass breaking device. Should God forbid you find yourself in such dire straights.
"Death had arranged the pieces, rigged the board, payed off the jury, loaded the dice, and was running through a series of gentle stretches, in preparation for one final swing of his scythe." That line sent shivers down my spine when I first heard it, and still does.
@@TheDragonCat99 Not even in a storm. Just in a slightly stronger current, experienced it on my own in a small paddle boat. The sea is scary if you're not careful.
You left out a critical detail in Harrison’s story. In desperation for finding another pocket of air and/or food. He started to go to the other rooms of the ship when he heard sharks beginning to enter the ship, he had to go back and in that time he listened how they came into every room, luckily they didn’t found him. There’s a video of the rescue as well. It’s crazy.
Haha, and I thought for sure you were gonna go with the expected "Not today" punchline, but oh no, you outsmarted me, and chose the show that was actually great from start to finish. Well done. Edit: And then I read the comment directly below yours... wanna guess what it was?!?!
I rescued this girl when I was in Colorado for several months while testing my survival skills. She was lost for a few days and had no idea where she was or which direction to go. Fortunately I knew where I was and had a compass on me and was strong enough to basically carry her to my SUV and drive her to the hospital. I think the whole time she thought I was a serial killer because she looked at me with so much fear until she saw the ER sign at the hospital. Everyone should always carry a survival kit if they're going somewhere with no cell reception.
When I was About 12 I was playing on 7 foot high monkey bars and there was a bar below at the end so you could get on and grab if you were shorter and I decided to hang upside down on the last high bar with just the top of my feet and they slipped and I hit the bar below straight up with my bare teeth but this is where it gets crazy. Nothing happened to my teeth. There weren't even a drop of blood. My teacher and I could NOT understand that at all because I literally had just taken a metal bar to the mouth .
Similar thing happened to me. I was walking on top of the monkey bars and I jumped, tilted mid air, and landed flat on my stomach. But for some reason, me hitting the solid metal platform at a high speed on a notoriously sensitive place had no affect. I didn't even understand then and I sure don't understand now. No bruising, no sore chest, and no after pain. Just the memory of it all.
@@steveclem7873 similar experiences (I've always been a very adventurous and hyperactive kid) Instance 1: I was on the monkey bars at school. I climbed to the very top and tried to hang upside down on them. Mistakes were made and I ended up falling ten feet down to the gravel below. I was taken the nurse and they monitored me for a concussion because I had fallen on my head. Nothing happened, I was good. Instance 2: I was at my city park with my brother and I loved to climb the football posts and sit on the top. (How I'm not dead, I'm unsure.) When I was climbing down, I reached the bottom and tripped over god-knows-what and ended up going teeth first into the post. It hurt like no other, but ultimately there was nothing wrong other than I was frightened. Instance 3: Here is where the hyper-activeness comes. When I was a kid, I used to get overly excited at the smallest of things. In this example, my favorite teacher had told me that my eyes were really pretty. This triggered my excitement and I ended up running around before hitting the top of my head against a cement wall. I didn't cry, I barely felt that it hurt. I was in and out of the nurse all day being monitored for a concussion, which I miraculously didn't get. The worst part of that day was being the last one to lunch because of the nurse wanting to check on me. Conclusion: Where is my brain damage?
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I hate to be "that guy," but the capsized boat that Harrison Okene was trapped in settled at 120 feet, not 1,200. But hey, what's a factor of 10 between friends?
I always love watching/ reading true stories, but Arran makes things so much more entertaining with his own brand of humour, thanks for cheering me up. 😁👍
He should had mad an advertisement for coca cola when, "what lesson can we learn from his ordeal, no matter how desperate you are, if the ship flips upside down and starts plummeting beneath the waves, its time for crank open a bottle of coca cola - It's the Real Thing" (y)
_What's worse than being trapped at the bottom of the ocean mid-shit?'_ Laughing for the first time in months was not ideal when I had just filled my mouth with tea.
I hope that you find a way to continue laughing... things will get better... it just takes time..... I don't know if you are depressed or something like that, but I'm praying that by me saying something to you it helps in someway.. if you want a stranger to talk to, I'm here for you... I'll even get you some more tea :)
I watched this video only a few hours after having the barrel of a gun in my mouth and my finger on the trigger but decided to give it just one more day. I must admit that I laughed at that too. Not out loud or even visibly, more like an internal chuckle really.
When they were searching for dead bodies they found a living man sapping a Coca-Cola at the bottom of ocean. Just imagining there wtf reaction is priceless
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A mate of mine got drunk around the camp fire with a bunch of us one night, deep in the mountains in Australia. In his drunken state, he saw what he thought was a blue tongue lizard, and tried to pick it up to show everyone. Turns out it was a death adder, which proceeded to bite him almost a dozen times. None of us was aware of this as he had walked away from the fire for a bit. He came back and didn't tell anyone what had happened, and fell asleep. Funny thing about death adders is they got their name because not that long ago there was no anti venom for their bite. If you got bitten, you were almost certain to die. Here's where my mate started to get lucky. One, was because an anti venom had been developed by this time. Two, was because one of my mates is a sharp bastard and realized something was wrong very quickly. Three, was that a bunch of Army medics was training in the same mountains and had a helicopter, AND the anti venom. That dude should be dead. By rights, we should all have woken up hung over, with him dead next to the fire.
Aztecs used to say: "Death is made of the sweetest and whitest sugar". I wouldn't insulted her just like that, because at least once we all are going to need her.
I laughed more than I should, you're not only fabulous with your information, but somewhere in all this you can keep a straight poker face that would make experts baffled. All this time of watching your documentaries I just noticed I haven't subscribed :) Doing that now
6:20 "Within a matter of seconds to sink 1,200 feet to the sea floor." 6:54 "The small matter of 100 feet of cold ocean above." Hmmm something doesn't jive here. Either that ship sunk at high velocity, or it only sunk 100 feet lol
It was around 100 feet. 1200 feet would be impossible for „normal“ scuba divers. Also 1200 feet is not impossible for a technical diver, it is quite rare and the dive alone would take a day, decompression time not included, not to mention training for weeks.
Fun fact about the second story- since piracy was pretty common in the area at the time, the crew were instructed to lock the doors to their cabins, this ended up being fatal as they struggled to open the doors to escape the ship. Since Harrison was on the toilet, he didn't have that issue and his toilet break probably ended up saving his life.
yeah but he's saying they survived these circumstances. Or, to put it more clearly, they should have died in these situations but somehow made it out alive.
I wish more people were able to tell tales as well as this guy. I feel like he could read his latest grocery receipt and we would watch the video still.
We should challenge him to do that. Maybe it would be interesting to watch :D
Thoughty 2 or Vincent Price?
Especially his dry humour, that was definitely what had me hitting the subscribe button
why would you wish that apon someone?
He would start telling stories about the different vegetables
"She also managed to avoid the rest of the road while she was at it."
I really shouldn't be laughing at this, should I?
No man, you shouldn't
no.
Could you explain how you have come to love fear?
It's ok because she survived :)
I laughed and you should too , what's wrong with it , she is alive isn't she
When I was just twelve years old. I was on holiday at a caravan site at West Hythe on the Kent coast.
Being a nice day I decided to go for a swim. However I got caught in one of the notorious channel storms and as the tide was going out I was swept out to sea. I found myself about 5miles out and struggling to swim back to shore as I was still caught in the outgoing tide, so every time I stopped for a rest, I was taken back out again by the tide. I realised that trying to swim on the surface was getting me nowhere fast. Then a little voice whispered to me to swim like a dolphin, so with no better solution and no sign of rescue, I had to try it. Surprisingly enough it worked. After an hour or two I could see the sea wall slowly coming closer. This seemed to give me renewed strength, so I continued with this dolphin swimming until I thought I was close enough to touch bottom. Big mistake. I managed to grab a lungful of air just before I sank from sight, holding that precious lungful of air and fighting off the need to breathe until my feet touched bottom and I pushed up with my feet breathing out the air as I ascended towards the surface and finally breaking through. That first lungful of air was the most wonderful I've ever taken and I was just so happy to be alive. I finally made it back to the top of the sea wall, where I collapsed from exhaustion where the police and my parents and all the people from the caravan site had been searching for me.. I found out later that they had even got a helicopter out searching the channel for me. I really feel that I cheated death that day.
Cheers mate..sounds as if u've been given a 2nd chance 🙂
People think that children can't possibly be adult about anything. but, amazingly, around 12 y.o. we can think logically and not lose our heads or get paralyzed by fear. You were absolutely incredible!! i remember a few times, where i needed to be calm and get myself out of trouble, maybe even out of death's grasp in my early 20's, and i know a couple of times when i was your age. Nothing compared to you though. a calmness comes over you, you think very clearly whether for yourself or you need to help someone else.
i raise my glass to you |--C.`.` what a brave and intelligent lad!
Keep safe now, too :}
Nice copypasta
That Channel is challenging enough without a storm.
@@allocke9446 it sure is! It can be a real B when it wants.
"Fortunately she avoided the animal..unfortunately she avoided the road in the process" ...had to be said.
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I’ve broken my collar bone 3 times, there’s no way I could have swung that arm hard enough to smash a window. She is a badass
Maybe the adrenaline?
Certain tools, such as bus hammers, and maybe even the tool she had, requires very little force to break glass.
Haha she's a badass all right but you got to remember also she stayed seven or eight days out there with all those broken things on her she's Godzilla in disguise
You be surprised what you do when your life is on the line
Being in pain on a sports field or similar is quite different than knowing you either do what is needed or you die. We are far more capable than most people think. But in no way am I saying she’s not a badass.
When I was growing up in the upper north of the USA, my dad was superintendent of the nearby national park, which I am not going to name. One winter he got a report that someone had gone missing while hiking with his girlfriend. The girlfriend was okay, but both she and the missing guy were tourists (who for some reason came in the middle of winter) and barely spoke any English. My dad has experience in coast guard, so he knew how these situations went down, especially in winter and he thought that it was a waste of resources to send out rangers and that they could just go find the body in the morning. Also the couple went hiking at 10 at night and weren’t on designated trails. Reluctantly, the chief ranger (who was a close friend of my dad far before this) got together the few rangers we had and they went looking for 8 hours. I was about 13 so I was asleep the whole time and heard about it in the morning. The rangers eventually packed up and went in, sadly having to let the guy wait out the night if he was still alive. They went out searching the next morning and found the dude, miraculously alive! It was miraculous because the idiot was wearing gym shorts, tennis shoes, and a thin sweatshirt. The snow was 6’ deep and the temperature got down to -20 at night and only 5 Fahrenheit during the day. They warmed the guy up in a little tourist shop and sent him and his girlfriend on their way, neither one knowing a word of English.
That’s all I had to lend to the topic. The moral of the story is to know what you’re getting into when you do something, so the son of the guy rescuing you doesn’t share your mishap on a TH-cam comment that nobody is going to read. Shit.
😂😂
Probably some cocky Russians assuming we don't have real winters
"She screamed at the top of her lungs..well, lung!"
Shift let me faint😂
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omoh make space for me too
I need to faint some
@@stephenurking 😂
Don't you dare make jokes of such ever again got it 😠?
Richard Haley what🙄
That moustache would save anyone from danger.
This is it! This is the end!
He has early access cus he’s a member
@@vaughie123 Patreon members can get the link early.
Time Travel is indeed real
@@vaughie123 He's the messiah
The first story has a valuable lesson. In a situation where swerving can be fatal, just hit the damn animal.
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No!
Unless it's a moose
Erm, depends on the animal.
If an animal is ahead - Hold the wheel steady. Brake, then brake some more, and keep braking. Then, only once you've shaven your speed, you can start considering safe course adjustment (assuming that you haven't already created some new roadkill).
Swerving at cruising speed to dodge something is a tried and true method to turn your car into a tumble drier and/or crushed can, with you and your passengers being the contents.
Eh if there's traffic behind you this might be a bad idea. Better to just make some roadkill in that case.
it is the real reason why you need a bullbar... a place to store your game road kill...
Pumping the brakes is also how you stop wheels locking up and avoiding a collision. Any traffic behind you should be far enough behind to react to whatever happens in front of them. The avoided collision could be a snow drift, animal, human, bicycle, landslide, sinkhole, etc. The car in front will see it first and, hopefully, not hit it
razeezar - If you come driving at 55 miles (90 km) per hour, and there is a small animal in the middle of the road, then do nothing but keep the speed to stay on the road. Concentrate on the steering Panic braking can have catastrophic consequences, both for yourself and others. I love animals, but do not risk the lives of my passengers, or my own if I am alone for that matter. do not risk the lives of humans because of an animal that has strayed into the road.
Just run the bastard over
Being lost at sea does seem pretty scary... Helpless for so long. 😐
I remember your destiny video on the witst raid team lol
Imagine those long dark nights...
Imagine all people that didnt make it, that may have been lost on the ocean for even longer than this guy that made it. Only no one ever finds out about it because they eventually died before they got saved.
To be honest, there are probably a few guys lost at sea right now and we dont know.
@@RonBest this is a very interesting point of view... maybe the majority of people lost died and only a small percentage of people survive - what we call miracles - could be just statistics - I always believed that
@Marshall Carwood there is an entire article where it says what happened .... and multiple sources confirm what he says and he is not lying ... long story short about what he drank : first of all before they left, they already had a lot of water stored on the boat .... then when that runed out : he used the bottles and buckets to catch water when it was raining ... plus you keep your mouth open to drink as much as possible. He caught a lot of storms and rains during the sailing for one year ...
'Run the damn thing over'. That's what my friend did when he ran over a dog rather than avoid. There were four of us in the car and he said 'I'd rather explain to the owner of the dog than explain to all your family and friends if anything were to happen to all of you'
You have a good friend.
hahaha
Sounds like he made the utilitarian choice. Hopefully he also cares about you. (grin)
@@dr.skulhamr3220 hopefully, we wouldn't have to put that to a test. 😅
*ipreferthe2nd*
Great video, gave me chills! Also, the humour was on point :D
@@vaughie123 some sort of weird black magic that gives the person power that they can comment on any video anytime
Uploaded or uploading made or making.
@DoomsDave Gaming you beat me to it damn
@@vaughie123 The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
@DoomsDave Gaming dont tell them about the dark arts
Your comment is 17 hours long
“Run the damn thing over”
-Thoughty2 2020
Not to hate, but this guy should look up what a collision with a Moose looks like for the car + driver.
@@pansernes that's the general advice. If it's a deer or smaller, simply hit the brakes, if it's a moose or bigger, swerve.
Elias Nes if it’s a moose go for the hind legs
morkujin irukandji you sound like you know too much bout this
babyface elijah well I’m talking from experience
"Run the damn thing over."
" When mother nature is being an utter bitch."
*I almost died of laughter when I heard those*
"they fought that skeletal bastard back'
the most disgusting comments he could’ve made, honestly.
@@lia-cj1lf I mean, he isn't wrong?
@@lia-cj1lf then swerve out the way and gamble your own life.
Yet some slip in a bathtub and die instantly. We're weird
Critical hit
Someone died after stubbing their toe
MTHW. Can you explain how or just link it
@@suisiwara2036 I'd imagine some kind of blood clot or something from an untreated broken toe
@@suisiwara2036 they contracted an infection. Pretty sure it was gangrene
"Diver: Harrison what are you doing down here?
Harrison: *Opens Can........."Just waiting for a mate..."
Share a coke with Harrison
If that WAS the case, and I would love it to be true.. Not only would he be the luckiest guy alive, he'd also have the biggest set of balls to prove it.
Why he can't ran out of oxygen
As Mick Jagger once said: 🎶 I'm not waiting on a lady. I'm just waiting for a friend. 🎵
Aussie humor 🤣👌
About 12 years ago, I found my mother passed out on the floor of her bedroom and called an ambulance. She hadn't been feeling or looking like herself for a couple of weeks prior. As it turned out, she had developed diabetes without knowing. Her blood sugar level had reached 1401! I'll never forget that number. She ended up in a coma for 3 days, but came out of it with no long lasting effects, no limb loss or brain damage and her eyesight returned fully. Doctors said they had never seen anyone with blood sugar levels anywhere near that. They said people have died in as low as the 500's. She's been normal ever since and has even managed without insulin for all these years, just being careful of her diet. It's crazy to even think of now
"They discovered Harrison alive, at the bottom of the ocean enjoying a coca cola" lol
when only the best will do??
Giga chad add
No he wasn’t. He had a coke but when they found him he stuck his hand and slowly touched the diver. The ocean sucks up carbon dioxide but he wld at some point died.
I recover died body’s.
Best Coca-Cola add ever -only a coke will be with you in the end or share a coke with death
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@@78_mary31 you may now
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Thank you, I don't get that much recognition and ben pays me peanuts but I like doing it
How did he survive that long in the Pacific Ocean?
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"Sea turtles mate"
@Marshall Carwood nah louie Zamperini survived 40 days on a raft so i believe it
@Marshall Carwood o man i didnt even listen to the video lmao. Anyway tho indont thjnk they could survive 480 on one body or even multiple bodies so their hydration method mustve worked
Jack sparrow said so
Jack Sparrow. 🔥
Lmfao
Chuck Norris died years ago. Death is just too scared to tell him.
😂😂😂
I know Chuck and if the grim reaper was smart he would not even send anyone else either if he ever want's to see them again because the more demons he sends it's just a bigger piece of cake for him to chew a hole throw
Only one person would stand a chance dewayne ' the rock ' Johnson , the barama bull
Haven't seen a Chuck Norris joke in like decades. Still a classsic though.
That will be a ongoing joke for a very long time those jokes alone will make him a legendary figure
Thoughty2: "If an animal happens to run across your path when you're driving, run the damn thing over."
Me: Hits a moose and dies.
Jeremy Owens Just what I was thinking. Some animals are big enough that it’s better to take your chances going off the road.
@@walterrutherford8321 A friend of mine actually hit a moose a year ago. He has photos of the car he was in the next day at a junk yard, the entire roof was peeled back past the front seats. We're still not sure how either him or his girlfriend are alive..
Jeremy Owens what happened to the moose?
@@greenarrow3756 I believe they had to put it down unfortunately.
My buddy hit a big stag while driving his dad's f350.
The thing ACTUALLY exploded. Somehow broke all the windows in the truck too
Harrison actually trained to become a rescue diver after the incident and said he wants to dedicate his life to training others. Can't believe you left that part out.
Also he literally had no oxygen left. If the divers came an hour later he probably would’ve been dead
Oh man, that's really awesome - I agree it should have been included! I feel like this guy isn't very detail oriented...
Video is about how they survived, not what they did afterwards
"In the world's most least capable submarine" lmao
"most least" Really?
"Shit was about to get real, literally" I almost died at that.
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“Forget it, Your balls aren’t as big” that line cracked me up 😂
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Almost dying in the ocean is terrifying... it makes it even more terrifying since it's... in the dark.
Those little red safety hammers.. yeah those are like
If you make sure you maintain your fluid levels you can extend the amount of blood loss you can sustain. I mean, you still don't want to lose a lot of blood, but it's worth keeping in mind. Basically if you can keep the amount of fluid in your bloodstream up, your blood cells can still do their job fairly well even if they're short-staffed. It's why gradual blood loss is less likely to cause serious damage than sudden blood loss, even if both cases involve similar red blood cell levels.
@7 You can put your fleshlight over your bikes handlebars for easy transportation. But dont forget the lubricant!
@@Amy_the_Lizard True and while I didn't mention this above cuts, even small ones when infected can get really bad really quickly without medical help.
Don't forget * Learn how to find your direction in the ocean/in the wild (depending on your lifestyle)
Those hammers and their spring loaded stilleto spike counterparts are required to be with any vehicle sold in Dade county Florida . Due to a woman running off the road into a canal along side the road. Car was all electric, lady called 911 and the operator listened to the woman panic and then drown ( no way to break the window). As an aside, your cars headrest can be removed and used in a pinch as a glass breaking device. Should God forbid you find yourself in such dire straights.
"Death had arranged the pieces, rigged the board, payed off the jury, loaded the dice, and was running through a series of gentle stretches, in preparation for one final swing of his scythe."
That line sent shivers down my spine when I first heard it, and still does.
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"They fought that skeletal bastard back" 😆
😂😂
"These people should no longer be alive." Is that a threat? Should these people be worried?
Thoughty2’s gonna suffocate them with that beautiful mustache
I don’t think they should be worried given how invincible they are
It depends on what your definition of "worried" is.
I love how soothingly thoughty2 talks about death and crisis
I can’t believe he’s finally putting his face in his thumbnails
@Frederick The Blue Whale bruh
Well he had to put a picture of the grim reaper!
Can't believe he put his face behind that stash...82 here*
@Frederick The Blue Whale
It's works , look at all the worse channels out there.
He now got that clout
"She had no idea the grim reaper himself would be following" shows youtube join button XD.
Ikr.. British humour smh
5:11 - 5:12
"Fought the Skeletal Bastard"
I'm dying of laughter 😂😂
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I can't imagine how it must feel to be stranded at sea for over a year. Didn't think you could survive that long off of only fish and blood.
He went fishing and caught a lot of fish. Unfortunately he did not have any to show for all of that time in the water. His wife must have been pissed.
I guess the next time he goes fishing he'll remember to bring in paddles. Because it's just common sense.
mikitz
To be fair, some currents are just too powerful to paddle against. Especially when in a storm.
@@TheDragonCat99 Not even in a storm. Just in a slightly stronger current, experienced it on my own in a small paddle boat. The sea is scary if you're not careful.
@@KenoxProductions Then avoid going to the sea. Dugh. Still, remember your paddles.
How on earth do you keep pumping out this quality content this quickly.
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You left out a critical detail in Harrison’s story. In desperation for finding another pocket of air and/or food. He started to go to the other rooms of the ship when he heard sharks beginning to enter the ship, he had to go back and in that time he listened how they came into every room, luckily they didn’t found him.
There’s a video of the rescue as well. It’s crazy.
When death comes knocking, some people say "NO, I am the one who knocks!"
mark baker Some people are so focused on their smartass phones that they do not even notice the Grim Reaper and just walk away.
Haha, and I thought for sure you were gonna go with the expected "Not today" punchline, but oh no, you outsmarted me, and chose the show that was actually great from start to finish. Well done.
Edit: And then I read the comment directly below yours... wanna guess what it was?!?!
@@mariannecontrino6297 sombody saying "not today"?
Casual suicide
That makes no sense
I find it so satisfying when he swears with that glorious accent of his.
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I rescued this girl when I was in Colorado for several months while testing my survival skills. She was lost for a few days and had no idea where she was or which direction to go. Fortunately I knew where I was and had a compass on me and was strong enough to basically carry her to my SUV and drive her to the hospital. I think the whole time she thought I was a serial killer because she looked at me with so much fear until she saw the ER sign at the hospital. Everyone should always carry a survival kit if they're going somewhere with no cell reception.
"it is what it is, it is what it is." -that random dude and group
what??
@@alexanderabrashev1366 it's a meme
Sounds like something thumper would say, oh wait he did. Haha, what a failure!
A fart noise always gets a laugh. I'm 41.
@7 from which culture is that joke? There aren't many scripts of that era...
Wait 10 years when you have to change pants after farting.
@@Okurka. 10 years? I just need 10 beers.
@@Okurka. nice
@@yellowjackboots2624 I'm crying laughing.
My English teacher would be crying right now.... all of the adjectives and amazing words. She’d be amazed
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Why is Ozzy Osbourne not on this list? 😂
Good call!
Because he has a genetic mutation that allows him to chew and smoke drugs for longer without being drowsy.
@spinosaurus trex
the lord of darkness.
And Keith Richards
@@demonflowerchild all of The Rolling Stones, not just Richards
So I revisited this channel after 4 years.
Never was I aware that Arran turned from looking like a young business man to a military general.
jeez
Ikr?
Me too, but the stash is at least 20 years his senior...now looks like a sitcom dad from the 50's.
Almost a General Melchett. "Baaaaah!"
When I was About 12 I was playing on 7 foot high monkey bars and there was a bar below at the end so you could get on and grab if you were shorter and I decided to hang upside down on the last high bar with just the top of my feet and they slipped and I hit the bar below straight up with my bare teeth but this is where it gets crazy.
Nothing happened to my teeth. There weren't even a drop of blood. My teacher and I could NOT understand that at all because I literally had just taken a metal bar to the mouth .
Is your name David Dunn?
Similar thing happened to me. I was walking on top of the monkey bars and I jumped, tilted mid air, and landed flat on my stomach. But for some reason, me hitting the solid metal platform at a high speed on a notoriously sensitive place had no affect. I didn't even understand then and I sure don't understand now. No bruising, no sore chest, and no after pain. Just the memory of it all.
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@@steveclem7873 similar experiences (I've always been a very adventurous and hyperactive kid)
Instance 1: I was on the monkey bars at school. I climbed to the very top and tried to hang upside down on them. Mistakes were made and I ended up falling ten feet down to the gravel below. I was taken the nurse and they monitored me for a concussion because I had fallen on my head. Nothing happened, I was good.
Instance 2: I was at my city park with my brother and I loved to climb the football posts and sit on the top. (How I'm not dead, I'm unsure.) When I was climbing down, I reached the bottom and tripped over god-knows-what and ended up going teeth first into the post. It hurt like no other, but ultimately there was nothing wrong other than I was frightened.
Instance 3: Here is where the hyper-activeness comes. When I was a kid, I used to get overly excited at the smallest of things. In this example, my favorite teacher had told me that my eyes were really pretty. This triggered my excitement and I ended up running around before hitting the top of my head against a cement wall. I didn't cry, I barely felt that it hurt. I was in and out of the nurse all day being monitored for a concussion, which I miraculously didn't get. The worst part of that day was being the last one to lunch because of the nurse wanting to check on me.
Conclusion: Where is my brain damage?
"When death is a joke "would be a banging title
Or a great standup comedy topic.
Thoughty2: These people should no longer be alive
2020: aight homie I'm on it
Brilliant comment mate, nice 😂👌
Black death has entered the chat
@@jjbulik
Yeah.. that was a scariest version of Covid-19
@@MilkIsTheOne edgier covid
@@KonpakuYoumu2003
Covid Edge
4:34 "Just run the dam thing over"
My god that killed me. Hahaha! XD
It also killed the animal
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Notification Title: “These People should no longer be alive”
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear ae
OMG, THE TITLE HASN'T BEEN CHANGED YET
@@codeylee8494 what should it be changed to?
@@darshhi5262 I have no clue but he's usually changed the title and thumbnail by now
Looks like a good title, he still has it
I hate to be "that guy," but the capsized boat that Harrison Okene was trapped in settled at 120 feet, not 1,200. But hey, what's a factor of 10 between friends?
120 ft actually makes more sense.
Probably a script error. Good pointing it out nonetheless
Doesnt make the feat of survival any less extraordinary. 99% die in his situation.
Did the same thing with the polar bear weight. 12000 lb polar bear
That's what I was thinking. 1200 feet to the ocean floor but only 100 feet of freezing water between him and the air.
I always love watching/ reading true stories, but Arran makes things so much more entertaining with his own brand of humour, thanks for cheering me up. 😁👍
He should had mad an advertisement for coca cola when, "what lesson can we learn from his ordeal, no matter how desperate you are, if the ship flips upside down and starts plummeting beneath the waves, its time for crank open a bottle of coca cola - It's the Real Thing" (y)
Facts , Coca Cola can save you from death.
...there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today!”
Maan of culture i see, Syrio Forell?
You're a legendary storyteller, Thoughty2. You're a legend.
The humor infused with the information in your videos is legendary !
_What's worse than being trapped at the bottom of the ocean mid-shit?'_
Laughing for the first time in months was not ideal when I had just filled my mouth with tea.
I hope that you find a way to continue laughing... things will get better... it just takes time..... I don't know if you are depressed or something like that, but I'm praying that by me saying something to you it helps in someway.. if you want a stranger to talk to, I'm here for you... I'll even get you some more tea :)
@@Nobe_Oddy Thank you. It does help to know that kind people exist.
I watched this video only a few hours after having the barrel of a gun in my mouth and my finger on the trigger but decided to give it just one more day. I must admit that I laughed at that too. Not out loud or even visibly, more like an internal chuckle really.
@Haters Gonna Hate You can also use a sippy cup.
@Haters Gonna Hate So instead of simply making the cock joke, you decided to post an ambiguous winky face. 🤔
There's a video of Harrison getting saved and it's so heart warming seeing the disbelief and relief on his face.
When they were searching for dead bodies they found a living man sapping a Coca-Cola at the bottom of ocean. Just imagining there wtf reaction is priceless
I love how you’re look Has gone from class president to Freddie mercury to Grizzled English fisherman
Scottish fisherman IMO. lol.
That’s funny
The final lesson is "Never give up, there is always hope"
final lesson is
Never give up, Never let down, Never run around, and Never desert
Hey, Thoughty2. I've been away for awhile and I'm diggin' your new style. You have a mustache that Tom Selleck would be jealous of
The sad part of the second guy who survived the capsized boat is that the family members of the other 11 crews accused him of witchcraft.
Seriously? Wow.
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Clearly they were haters
I don't mind for Arran to read me bedtime stories, his voice is so soothing and relaxing and his stories are always interesting to listen to.
Diver did not find him, he grabbed the diver as he was leaving.
imagine not able to grab the diver by just centimeters
If i was that diver i would shit a gold brick and sell it
Heart attack : imminent
fuck that! if he grabbed me I'd kick the fucker, I'd save him afterwards and apologize,but it'd happen!
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😂 I wonder why in a rare moment, he put his own face in the thumbnail 😂
A mate of mine got drunk around the camp fire with a bunch of us one night, deep in the mountains in Australia. In his drunken state, he saw what he thought was a blue tongue lizard, and tried to pick it up to show everyone. Turns out it was a death adder, which proceeded to bite him almost a dozen times. None of us was aware of this as he had walked away from the fire for a bit. He came back and didn't tell anyone what had happened, and fell asleep. Funny thing about death adders is they got their name because not that long ago there was no anti venom for their bite. If you got bitten, you were almost certain to die. Here's where my mate started to get lucky. One, was because an anti venom had been developed by this time. Two, was because one of my mates is a sharp bastard and realized something was wrong very quickly. Three, was that a bunch of Army medics was training in the same mountains and had a helicopter, AND the anti venom. That dude should be dead. By rights, we should all have woken up hung over, with him dead next to the fire.
His accent is so English, it colonized my ears.
Scottish
@@daveogarf He's a Lancastrian so definitely English :) Scottish wouldn't be bad of course.
For Queen and Country! Also, here's some tea.
Lol
That moustache
*Run over the damn thing*
Elephant : challenge accepted
Or a Rhino :)
It doesn't even need to be that big. Just an ordinary deer can already cause some heavy damage.
DEVILTAZ35 hippo
8:22 i can feel the joy and excitement of the guy just by listening you retelling the story!
Here before the title is changed from ‘These people should no longer be alive’ 😂😂🤣
Well a lot aren't so it makes sense.
"these people should no longer be alive" sounds like a hit list
I clicked on this video thinking he would talk about people so horrible they should not be alive... but I wasn’t dissapointed with the video.
@@RaraZeCat just a list of Karen’s with a few trump supporters
Lol good one 😅
0:24 that was outta pocket thoughty 😂
Such moustache much wow
Actually here early for once, hope you're well Arran. Congrats on the 3 mil
That's so 2013.
Pingus
Aztecs used to say: "Death is made of the sweetest and whitest sugar". I wouldn't insulted her just like that, because at least once we all are going to need her.
Hey, you forgot the survivors of the 1918 rail disaster. It's amazing that so many survived such a horrifying wreck.
“They fought that skeletal bastard back”
ArgoNorteas?
"Oh and if animal is in your path , run the damn thing over "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its funny the way he said it, but If your not on the highway you should still try to avoid it
...espacially if its a moose! 😄😂😂😂
@@lockecole2213 yeah save it if you're not putting yourself in that much danger
The best way to cheat death is to tell the grim reaper that ending someone's life is a mean thing to do and should stop.
8:55 Always stay in the fight and never give up. That's the lesson.
"they fought that skeletal bastard back" this guy has my laughing my ass off🤣😂
"whos very existence is the living embodiment of eternal suffering" that line made me laugh out loud.
"The small matter of there being a hundred feet of water between him and the sky."
Me: Remembering the ship is 1,200 feet below the surface. HUMMMM.
Actually it was 120ft. Just a mistake. No biggie
@@goddammitalana I probably could have looked into it. But it's funnier when you joke about the mistake
Grim Reaper was actually busy playing a Wyld Stallions gig...
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Outstanding As Always!
No body:
TH-cam caption: Hey 42 here...
Well, that is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything... 🤔🤔
Because he says that. Channel was called 42 before it changed to thoughty2. You can watch old videos.
It's a fun wordplay now.
I would like this comment, but as of right now it sits at 42. 😉
Also, Arran is a massive Douglas Adams fan, and actually IS saying 42.
"Run the damn thing over" had me. 🤣🤣🤣
"These people should no longer be alive"
Understood 42, the present is in the mail.
That’s so f*cked 😂
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I died when he said
"Run the damn thing over"
😂
When sir 42 is making a face in the Thumbnail
Then it must be something interesting
I laughed more than I should, you're not only fabulous with your information, but somewhere in all this you can keep a straight poker face that would make experts baffled. All this time of watching your documentaries I just noticed I haven't subscribed :) Doing that now
6:20 "Within a matter of seconds to sink 1,200 feet to the sea floor." 6:54 "The small matter of 100 feet of cold ocean above." Hmmm something doesn't jive here. Either that ship sunk at high velocity, or it only sunk 100 feet lol
I was thinking the same thing, especially if divers were able to find him
It was around 100 feet. 1200 feet would be impossible for „normal“ scuba divers. Also 1200 feet is not impossible for a technical diver, it is quite rare and the dive alone would take a day, decompression time not included, not to mention training for weeks.
I caught that, too
maybe he was 100 feet below the deck of the ship...idk
Well, that’s one way to sell a Jeep Patriot
If only the Jeep Patriot had a decent motor
Marley E sadly? They are easily one of the worst vehicles Chrysler Jeep ever produced
@@inspireprogress7243 When did they produce a good jeep? . I must have missed the memo.
DEVILTAZ35 wrangler, rubicon... both are great at what jeeps are meant to do
Fun fact about the second story- since piracy was pretty common in the area at the time, the crew were instructed to lock the doors to their cabins, this ended up being fatal as they struggled to open the doors to escape the ship. Since Harrison was on the toilet, he didn't have that issue and his toilet break probably ended up saving his life.
The stache on the thumbnail reminds me of the Asterix and Obelix comics.
he has a way with words , “equally trapped inside her newly mangled body” this man should write a fuckin emo song
7:26 nothing like some good product placement 🤣
Ummm anyone want to tell thoughty2 most of these people died awhile ago?
Huh? The biggest struggle is surviving in 2020. The grim reaper is whispering in our ears right now.
@@Redwan777 wow what a snowflake
@@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 WTF that was a joke
P.S: Nice username.
@@Redwan777 you sound like those reddit neckbeards when you call them out for their crappy jokes
Oh BuT iTs A jOkE
yeah but he's saying they survived these circumstances. Or, to put it more clearly, they should have died in these situations but somehow made it out alive.