Ahhh I wish they were all over two hours. I love waking up and having hours of content to watch of you guys. And the shits definalty push the farts out.
Being a natural ginger I was never offended at the copious amount of crap I was given in high school because of the south park stuff. But the point of my comment is that people need to understand jokes. P.S. The stand up was amazing!
I love the show Tom ! I love how you tease Bert !! It the best . I know you thru joe Rogan and I have never seen your comedy and I saw your special few days ago on Netflix and let me tell you , it was awesome 👏 keep up the good work !
Brad Rozycki I'm guessing "brad" isn't a middle aged woman? Lol just goes to show there's definitely niches within comedy and that certain jokes need to fall on certain ears. Tom's taste might come across as better to you simply cuz he acts like "a dude-guy shooting the shit with his pals"
Brad Rozycki I feel this way about Joe Rogan. Love listening to his podcasts especially when it's just his friends chilling but trying to watch his standup....yikes
Rogan is a weird one, some of his stuff is great and a lot misses for me but I love 75% of the guests he has on JRE, especially when its Tom or Joey Diaz, and then Rogan fake laughs too hard and ruins it all....... 😂
hey tom! most telenovelas go on for 50+ episodes all clumped together cause thats how they air on foreign television, they'll do everyday at 7 for two months
TOPICS TAMMY AND CHRISTOPHER SHOULD AVOID SO AS NOT TO OFFEND: - Socks(colored vs non colored) - Picture Frames(personalized vs non personalized) - Bedspreads vs Afghans(not the people...Although that could be touchy too) - Dental Floss vs Dental picks - Double Dutch vs Hopscotch - Peanut Butter(crunchy vs the other kind) TBC...
Serious Inquiry: Tom, if you need extra security while in Louisiana, or during the show at the Civic Theater, please contact me. I'd put my life on the line for you Tommy Bunzzzz!!!! lol love you guys!! and btw Christina, my cousin was a birck too :(..
Personally I go through real nice phases of ghost shits when I eat clean, includes a lot of fibre, protein and vegetables, and the key I found is to resist all urges to pinch, let gravity do it's work and release the whole log in one if you can, just keep on pushing and resist the urge to pinch, it's fucking great going like 2 weeks straight once twice a day and having a solid ghost shit phase. Most important is diet I believe, but the no pinch technique really makes a difference.
Your comedies are made with love... inspired by loved ones of yours... of course "Disgraceful" received 100% You will receive more love like this where You will receive "only love" That realization of love you had at 18:30... that is what needs to be harnessed. This is what I've learned. You had the meaning of life all along. The meaning of life is... fuck this, let's go home To be comfortably in love with ones situation and surrounded by loved ones... I just realized while typing this To You T. Buns and Main Mommy. Congratulations on your new baby, I just got back into this reality and didn't know. I love y'all God bless
Ohh you guys man...make me fucking crack up! when Mommy says "I'm offended you're using bricks, My cousin was a brick" about the LA Wall T-shirt - I pee'd...Alot!
Ooooh yeah brah. I have a fecal cycle. I landscape/snow remove. Times are completely different. It took a few days once I switched to 3rd shift. Now I'm pooping at 3 am everyday before work 👌
I always thought the clip in the Intro said "Your Momma in the fucking stair!" But its definitely "Your Momma in the fucking stand!" However, in the STAIR is actually funnier so Ill keep hearing it that way
Hey mommies, I was scrolling through TH-cam and this video came up, and I thought I recognized the guy, so I clicked on it. That's when I realized "oh of course! This is Tom Segura, the water champion of the people!" sorry I didn't recognize you at first champ, I'm not always on my high and tight game, but I try to be. My pants are usually pretty tight, but I'm really focusing on how I can hike them up higher. Any general advice on how to keep my jeans higher and tighter for someone such as myself would be appreciated, thanks in advance. Ps. Piss on me, beat me, try it out. Thanks moms.
Hey Mommies. My friends and I play a game when out in public where you trick your buddy into looking at some a-hole and then declare that person his/her buddy. If you can trick them into having to talk to said a-hole, then they're buddy for life.
fire jeans, moms! everyone should try to get their friends to watch this pomcast, you gotta tellem "Try it out!" Just don't forget to warn them they might be offended
malcolm blair - once I woke up with bad stomach cramps, ran to the toilet to shoot soggy seaweed out of my butthole then found that there was nothing on the paper after wiping. I look back on that moment with great fondness and believe the Almighty was smiling down on my bunghole that morning.
Tom, I'm from Louisiana. New Orleans in fact... I've been planning my escape for quite a while though. Too much ignorance here... I have a feeling there's at least a few other natives like me with enough braincells to recognize the ignorance, but not enough to get out in a timely manner....anyway, you should probably build that wall before we figure get our shit together and make a run for it. Don't say I never did nothing for you.😆
I am by NO MEANS, accusing or insinuating that TBunz is a joke thief but I remember Daniel Tosh had a similar PREMISE in a bit regarding Cajuns and no one said shit. Tom's a world-class comedian and no one has ever died from being offended. Besides, THIS SHIT SHOULDNT BE EASY
i havent drank coffee for just over a year now and i brown everyday with no problem.......although i did switch out coffee for a blueberry/banana/avacado/ginger/coconut milk smoothie though
Tom, I heard what you said about Louisiana and Cajuns in general...And while it doesn't offend me personally, I do think you crossed the line by referring to them as the "Shithole" of America.
I'm a degenerate that watches a lot of anime. I really enjoyed Dark. I changed the audio to german and subtitles to english. It's the optimal way to enjoy the show imo.
Christina is getting more and more pretentious as the days go on. At 1:06:37 when she chortles about haiti being such a wonderful people and the people being so nice my eyes almost went to the back of my head they rolled so hard. Seems like they're both getting a little full of themselves with the success they're having lately. Still love them both but it's hard to not notice.
I say "There's your real dad." to my 10 year old son, whenever we see some really weird messed up person out in public......Lately he's been saying "There's your crush." when we see a weird messed up, or extremely obese woman out in public............#Good Times
Christina is so eastern block, that she survived a war that was before her parents time
WAIT SHES HUNGARIAN??? SHES NEVER SAIDDDD
Im gonna the douchebag 3 years later that replies "You're forgetting Genetic Memory" lol Man I feel like a cool guy for this reply 🙄
Eastern blocker mommy of two goth Angelino water champ Jean
@@nicksilver_music
This ain't Assassin's Creed, big goofy
Hey YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD!
Show starts at 3:30
Yeah its alot to hear it every time. And i feel like they should do there tour dates at the end not the start. But meh easy work around.
Daniel Kintigh
That's the joke lol
I wish there was a sticky of this on every ep
Tina is straight glassin with those spectacles.
so much glass just slippin along
I miss salomay
Me too Stanima, me too
#Metoo
I don’t know why piss on me and beat me is so funny, but it is 😂
Try it out
I also find absurdity funny and don't know why. I also cry when I'm sad and I don't know why.
You get a room and a lease
@@eleafy7889
Puss
Christina " i never get sick i'm eastern block " Pazsitzky .
Great this worn out shit joke has rolled into the mommies too.
Hey, much love no hate.
Your right Jean but its not my fault, its the machines within
T.C.J B I thought the same. Talk about beating a dead horse...
I love the Joe “ “ Rogan joke at this point purely because how many people violently hate it.
Hi mommies love ya. Congrats on lil jean #2
can we get a spoiler alert.
damn why did I read comments first
n b they announced it last week my dude
n b Sorry dude! Thought everyone would be in the know because of last epsiode.
Totally spoiled it for me and I still had the decency to turn your 68 likes into 69.
robert Jackson Thanks jeans.
Good to see my mothers returning to their roots
being pregnant?
Paused midpodcast to watch the new stand up.
Tom is the best.
Water champ hands down.
Still waiting on that Theo Von episode.
Jesse Lucero onward! 💙
He's funny but he just makes shit up . Crazy how no one's been like for real that really happened? Still love Theo tho he got some funny verbiage
Matt Henry lmao!! So true 🙃
Theo is next epic comic to blow the fuck up.
The wall around Louisiana is going to make that difficult.
Ahhh I wish they were all over two hours. I love waking up and having hours of content to watch of you guys. And the shits definalty push the farts out.
#PrayForBert
Tom, you are my boy! I marched in a HBCU band in college - Jackson State University. Go Tigers! 🐯
Being a natural ginger I was never offended at the copious amount of crap I was given in high school because of the south park stuff. But the point of my comment is that people need to understand jokes.
P.S. The stand up was amazing!
I started watching this episode right as my massive dose of marijuana edibles kicked in. Hi Mommy. Thanks Jeans.
LoveOfWisdom same ✈
How many Benadryl did you eat? I hope at least 10-12.
lol "massive dose" huh. how many mgs in your "massive dose". Is it, like savage bro?
@@eleafy7889
I know right, bruhhhhh. You probably toke mad more THC's then him, huh? Represent.
@@eleafy7889 for him it is…are you cooler cause your massive dose is more massiver tho?
What's up with the dark arts ?
Need Theo von on asap.
Frak zilla Yeah dude it's about time the Gucci gang gangster and the mommies get that hittah together
I think it would be one of the funniest podcast episodes but, who know. Maybe daddy jeans and Theo don't vibe like we want them to.
Frak zilla Try it out. Maybe Daddy Mommy can get confirmation that Cajuns aren't as retarded as we think
Doubt he will ever come on
I love the show Tom ! I love how you tease Bert !! It the best . I know you thru joe Rogan and I have never seen your comedy and I saw your special few days ago on Netflix and let me tell you , it was awesome 👏 keep up the good work !
I love how yall are handling the backlash from the special. F the HATERS! Much Love NO HATE!
Tom is Nasty Champ.
Fuck ya tommy is Nasty Champ, boi is nasty affff...
Shit-to-shower. The defense rests.
You should photoshop a hearing aid onto your picture
A Fancy Cow I was thinking maybe an Ear Trumpet would be funny.
This is relationship goals.
this upload just made my day. Just settled down in my avvverage pub/hotel room in a backwards town roasting in the heat.
Blueban on point with the upload
Blueban is the Ball Champ
he's always on point, except when there are various problems preventing it and those are out of his control. big up blue ban every time.
Bryan Stiener I meant in terms of the time he uploaded it it was right at midnight
I was born and raised in baton rouge and that bit was fantastic. I don't live there anymore.
Hearing Christina struggle to breathe was my favorite part of the show.
Bro, I don't want to live in a world without this podcast. Real talk
real talk, huh? lol
El Eafy, Yes. It's called 'vernacular'. That is to say, a particular dialect spoken by ordinary people of a particular region
wow, you sound cultured and smart. real talk bro.
Congrats on Disgraceful, one of my all time favorites. Extremely well done.
YMH! Please consider also publishing your content on Rumble. Hate having to enjoy YMH on this authoritarian platform.
Love u.
LOVE the pod cast and thank you both for bring me to side hurting, face crying, rolling out of me seat Comedy !!!!
Love watching the old mommies. Bringing down the house with Queen Latifah and Steve Martin was hilarious af!!! One of my favorite comedies
wow tommy's jeans are quite fertile
Dave Crehan yeah but he fucked up her immune system. Those jeans where probably tainted.
Tom's set was great. I couldn't get through Christina P's.
taipeitaiwan10. Same.
Brad Rozycki I'm guessing "brad" isn't a middle aged woman? Lol just goes to show there's definitely niches within comedy and that certain jokes need to fall on certain ears. Tom's taste might come across as better to you simply cuz he acts like "a dude-guy shooting the shit with his pals"
I enjoy some of her stuff, other times she seems to try too hard. I love her on this and on other podcasts when she is just shooting the shit.
Brad Rozycki I feel this way about Joe Rogan. Love listening to his podcasts especially when it's just his friends chilling but trying to watch his standup....yikes
Rogan is a weird one, some of his stuff is great and a lot misses for me but I love 75% of the guests he has on JRE, especially when its Tom or Joey Diaz, and then Rogan fake laughs too hard and ruins it all....... 😂
'Piss on me, beat me.' as a general saying is so fucking ridiculously funny.
I love ya mommies!!!! Keep the great podcasts coming!!
I know it’s old but thank you for doing this despite being sick kirstint.
I fucking love how supportive of Tom Christina is dude. Keep those jeans high and tight, mommies.
I had the same eatingdisorder while watching the soprano's: mom, you better tell me were having pasta or lasagna!!?
Ouch Christina.. That brick joke... It landed like a brick basically
thanks comedy critic. appreciate the input. let me know when your netflix special drops.
So if you are a comedian you can never be unfunny?
Her brick joke was funny because she's Eastern "block".
I love that you both call out EVERYONE! (What movie is that from?)
53:00 no no no, you DONT want to have to pinch, that’s the idea. No pinch = no wipe. Excluding diarrhea cases
Get will sasso on
The Chief Engineer Of Laughter and Cheer Will Sasso ?
The Samoan Hulk?
Anyone else notice the Subaru rumble during the machines within heat rap?
Boxer time
You look great Christina!
hey tom! most telenovelas go on for 50+ episodes all clumped together cause thats how they air on foreign television, they'll do everyday at 7 for two months
Jean is pregnant?!?!? How did I miss this?! Congrats mommies!!! I'm currently pregnant with my second aswell 😍😍😍😍
One of my best friends calls those poops where the wipe is clean "jackpot shits". I think she nailed it!
Novelas are usually pretty long! they are on every night monday-friday. They usually have 60 to 90 episodes. Lasting 5 months
TOPICS TAMMY AND CHRISTOPHER SHOULD AVOID SO AS NOT TO OFFEND:
- Socks(colored vs non colored)
- Picture Frames(personalized vs non personalized)
- Bedspreads vs Afghans(not the people...Although that could be touchy too)
- Dental Floss vs Dental picks
- Double Dutch vs Hopscotch
- Peanut Butter(crunchy vs the other kind)
TBC...
Serious Inquiry: Tom, if you need extra security while in Louisiana, or during the show at the Civic Theater, please contact me. I'd put my life on the line for you Tommy Bunzzzz!!!! lol love you guys!! and btw Christina, my cousin was a birck too :(..
21:45 Listen to chrisjeansa breath like tom's dad! Wow good job!
Personally I go through real nice phases of ghost shits when I eat clean, includes a lot of fibre, protein and vegetables, and the key I found is to resist all urges to pinch, let gravity do it's work and release the whole log in one if you can, just keep on pushing and resist the urge to pinch, it's fucking great going like 2 weeks straight once twice a day and having a solid ghost shit phase. Most important is diet I believe, but the no pinch technique really makes a difference.
I watched toms then christinas after I finished it. Both were so good and made my day.
This is the only show that makes me laugh uncontrollably.
Build that wall
Your comedies are made with love... inspired by loved ones of yours... of course "Disgraceful" received 100%
You will receive more love like this where You will receive "only love"
That realization of love you had at 18:30... that is what needs to be harnessed. This is what I've learned.
You had the meaning of life all along.
The meaning of life is... fuck this, let's go home
To be comfortably in love with ones situation and surrounded by loved ones...
I just realized while typing this To You T. Buns and Main Mommy.
Congratulations on your new baby, I just got back into this reality and didn't know.
I love y'all God bless
Ohh you guys man...make me fucking crack up! when Mommy says "I'm offended you're using bricks, My cousin was a brick" about the LA Wall T-shirt - I pee'd...Alot!
51:46
Ooooh yeah brah. I have a fecal cycle. I landscape/snow remove. Times are completely different. It took a few days once I switched to 3rd shift. Now I'm pooping at 3 am everyday before work 👌
Thank you Nick From Boston! #NewLeaseOnLife
Isn't Top Dog the owner of TDE aka Kendrick Lamar's label?
Yeah but I think they gave Toms dad that nick name too. I had the same thought about TDE 😂
Same guy, actually.
Mommies y’all brought it this week love ya both try it out
Just wanna say that I'm from Louisiana and I'll happily admit that a wall should be built around it lol
I'm pretty sure you can choose to hear the English audio over all the foreign shows.
Lookin good with those glasses jean!
Just Glassin'
I cannot stand the mommies looking into the camera hahaha
I always thought the clip in the Intro said "Your Momma in the fucking stair!" But its definitely "Your Momma in the fucking stand!" However, in the STAIR is actually funnier so Ill keep hearing it that way
Wait it's not your mommas a fckn stan
Hey mommies, I was scrolling through TH-cam and this video came up, and I thought I recognized the guy, so I clicked on it. That's when I realized "oh of course! This is Tom Segura, the water champion of the people!" sorry I didn't recognize you at first champ, I'm not always on my high and tight game, but I try to be. My pants are usually pretty tight, but I'm really focusing on how I can hike them up higher. Any general advice on how to keep my jeans higher and tighter for someone such as myself would be appreciated, thanks in advance. Ps. Piss on me, beat me, try it out. Thanks moms.
Hey Mommies. My friends and I play a game when out in public where you trick your buddy into looking at some a-hole and then declare that person his/her buddy. If you can trick them into having to talk to said a-hole, then they're buddy for life.
fire jeans, moms! everyone should try to get their friends to watch this pomcast, you gotta tellem "Try it out!" Just don't forget to warn them they might be offended
Yo the glasses and cold are starting to make Push look like Harry Caray
Watched "DARK" in subtitle. So much more intense and authentic!
The no paper required brown..the stick by which all browns are measured..
malcolm blair - once I woke up with bad stomach cramps, ran to the toilet to shoot soggy seaweed out of my butthole then found that there was nothing on the paper after wiping. I look back on that moment with great fondness and believe the Almighty was smiling down on my bunghole that morning.
Damn Jean looking good in them glasses
mommies extra zoomed in today
Thank you sirrrrrrr! High and tight as ever
Love you guys. Have fun.
MC Top Dog is a Norwegian Black Metal fan, as indicated by his Dimmu Borgir T-shirt. I have to know how much of a fan he is.
“My cousin was a brick.” 😂
Tom, I'm from Louisiana. New Orleans in fact... I've been planning my escape for quite a while though. Too much ignorance here... I have a feeling there's at least a few other natives like me with enough braincells to recognize the ignorance, but not enough to get out in a timely manner....anyway, you should probably build that wall before we figure get our shit together and make a run for it. Don't say I never did nothing for you.😆
I am by NO MEANS, accusing or insinuating that TBunz is a joke thief but I remember Daniel Tosh had a similar PREMISE in a bit regarding Cajuns and no one said shit. Tom's a world-class comedian and no one has ever died from being offended. Besides, THIS SHIT SHOULDNT BE EASY
Shoutout to throatzilla
i havent drank coffee for just over a year now and i brown everyday with no problem.......although i did switch out coffee for a blueberry/banana/avacado/ginger/coconut milk smoothie though
Brian Tan Need to get some Raspberry in there for proper colon cleanliness.
Tom, I heard what you said about Louisiana and Cajuns in general...And while it doesn't offend me personally, I do think you crossed the line by referring to them as the "Shithole" of America.
I'm a degenerate that watches a lot of anime.
I really enjoyed Dark. I changed the audio to german and subtitles to english. It's the optimal way to enjoy the show imo.
The “look at your dad over here” joke reminds of my friends and I alway had a “that’s your girlfriend” joke! ALSO RUDE but hilarious!
Pretty sure Tom took 10 or 12 benadryl before taping this podcast.
espresso has less caffeine in it per volume relative to coffee bc of the time that the grinds are in contact with water/steam.
Christina is getting more and more pretentious as the days go on. At 1:06:37 when she chortles about haiti being such a wonderful people and the people being so nice my eyes almost went to the back of my head they rolled so hard. Seems like they're both getting a little full of themselves with the success they're having lately. Still love them both but it's hard to not notice.
nah. just check your head, you maybe missing some marbles.
You maybe missing some english
I say "There's your real dad." to my 10 year old son, whenever we see some really weird messed up person out in public......Lately he's been saying "There's your crush." when we see a weird messed up, or extremely obese woman out in public............#Good Times
Hey man!. . . . Come try it out!
c`mon man you`re specials are awesome..keep it up!
You guys would love the movie "stomp the yard" haha
With chris brown
Tom, when you wipe and theres no poo thats call a "clean pitch".. ghost poo is when you know you crap but look and nothings there.. lol
Thumbs up to anyone else who is watching while on the toilet, making browns!!
If you think Korean tv is dark, look up Korean revenge films.. also, "3%" is a Brazilian scifi series that's dubbed, it's really good.
Everything about the Netflix show is hilarious! You guys are the fuckin best.
The jeans need to enter the slept kingdom
more so than have theo von on.
Nosotros papaya
Get Sasso on here battle of the water champs !
I love cp soo much..love u Tom but u so lucky to have her.
Your the man now dawg!