My wife insists on yelling into me when not only is the sink running but the garbage disposal is going. It's never anything important so now I yell back "the letter R really should have its own volume in the Encyclopedia Britannica!" She hates it.
The prank calls he did on the bone zone were fucking brilliant. Watch the eucalyptic elephant chair, mouse milk, and the sour double trilogy. Just try it out.
I still think back to watching you sitting at your computer and laughing at this joke. It was cute. I sat alone. Outside of your window. Taking my eleventh Benadryl. Smiling.
Please put a short bio of the quest in the description under the video (it helps alot in my opinion). Just a simple suggestion. Keep up the crazy great job!
I heard it the very first playthrough without knowing what was coming... he said chink... at the very best he said chank with a softish "a" sound. I don't think he meant to at all and just got very unlucky with the sound that came out. Like when Tom kinda said "mouse" during that very conversation instead of "mouth", but mouse luckily isn't a pejorative term for the person he was speaking to. In other words, him misspeaking might as well have been nonsensical sounds to him because there was no intent to say anything like that. It happened to come out sounding remarkably close to the old racist term.
Hey mommies, long time first time. I went to university with the blonde burping girl! she showed me that video years ago and im so happy she's been featured on this episode and the one a while back :) I havent spoken to her in a few years but for the year and a half we hung out i can assure everyone that not only was she still able to burp as impressively, but she also wore her jeans high and tight.
Yeah, I’m not sure how it went over all of their heads lol I immediately thought he was tongue-tied and about to say “NBA Chinese fans” even before the explanation. It’s nuts that this is even an issue, like I get my words twisted up constantly
Your all idiots. Have you even seen Bert in person? He is not even that big. Not enough to be known as the fat guy. You guys are just copy and pasting other people’s opinions. Pathetic.
For those that don’t know what’s up SON OF ZORN is a recently canceled show from FOX that was dope as fuck👍🏼Also his character on SUPERSTORE is fucking hilarious!
My mom was from Texas and had a few good Southern analogies/ sayings: "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra." "That boy is wilder than a cucumber." "It's hotter than a popcorn fart." Her dad, my grandpa, would call me a "ring-tailed tooter." Never quite knew what that was lol
He’s right about surgeons. My best friends dad was an ophthalmologist. She had strep throat & he almost killed her by giving her penicillin. 19 & never knew she was allergic.
Hey mommies, love the show. I have some input on breast size weight coming from another gall will big milkers who suffers from back pain. I'm at a weird spot where the size is disproportionate to my band (number) size, and that affects the letter size. I've always bought large bras and have recently started ordering from European websites. I have learned that their system is a little different, and as it turns out they don't have "double" or "triple" sizes. Instead, they go with the next sequential letter in the alphabet. In American sizes I was buying up to triple Ds but would still spill out. Now, I have found that a 34 H is the best fit, and it would correlate to an American DDDDD. A quintuplet D! My bf and I have long discussed weighing them, but haven't put forth the effort to buy a scale. I still suspect you may be pulling up and lifting the flappers off the scale, as I'd expect them to weigh much more, especially engorged with milk. I'll have to try at home and let y'all know. Loved the guest and love you guys. Piss on me, beat me. Try it out.
And she once tried to argue that she's the personality champ. She's a shallow, superficial, neurotic woman. 10 years in therapy. Lol. Get over yourself jeans. You have flaws like everyone else. Live with it.
Philip Trotman XD. Yes, they absolutely are. I love that arrogant ignorance, though, American I assume. The Ice Dance is one event. The Men's Single, Women's Single, Pair, and Team events are other events which are the true figure skating. How do I, or anyone with a brain, know? The moves performed in the two are vastly different. Ice Dancing focuses primarily on graceful form and timing to music, is always done in pairs, and jumps/throws aren't allowed. Figure Skating focuses primarily on difficulty and number of jumps, spins, throws, etc. performed, and can be done either in pairs or solo. All the events fall under the umbrella term of "Figure skating" when referring to the entire category as a whole, the same way you would refer to both Field Hockey and Ice Hockey as "Hockey." That doesn't mean they're the same thing. Skating around your local rec-center for 70 years has no bearing on your knowledge of the categorization of winter sporting events, as you've so clearly demonstrated.
It's a call back from Tom's bit about Steven Segal (American) who is an expert in everything, who spouts off facts about a variety of subjects he couldn't possibly know anything about. Relax, take a look at Tom segura: completely normal. Should on YT, cheers, mate.
smeg_of_christ he has one kid and another on the way. Im sure its hard for him that is a minimum 3 day trip he would prob have to stay there over a week im sure he wants to go.
Of course Tom doesn't want to cancel shows -- and we don't know which ones he will miss this time around. However, if I was someone who bought tickets to see him twice and they were both cancelled I'd be incredibly disappointed
he's a traveling comedian that gets paid a grip to perform. that's probably the reason why. plenty of other comedians have and continue to make this trip to perform. it's not unusual.
1:20:55 Pemberton is correct about the lucky/unlucky words sounding like other words. 4 (四 four） is bad luck because it is pronounced sì which sounds like sǐ (死 death) 8 (八 eight) is pronounced bā, which sounds like fā (发 to emit, express, give out, become). Fā 发 is the verb in the colloquial expression fāfú (发福 to become rich, make a fortune). 6 (六 six) is pronounced liù which has the identical pronunciation to another word liù (流 swift, skilled). 666 is often used in games to comment on a skillful feat or clever move.
1:27:10 She's yelling with her burp.. My best friend shakes his entire house when he burps in his basement, it's alarming how loud it is. The dogs run away & hide, things fall off shelves, it's unlike anything I'd ever heard before.. His parents were over it tho.. You hear "Jesus Casey!" From two floors up. I'm not exaggerating. A pile of Xmas decorations fell like an avalanche, the animals know to clear out now
So I live here in Texas, Dallas. Chip and Joann are only 1.5 hr away. They actually have a store and good business so they probably make way more than it’s worth to do the show. They also have brand deals. They have quite a bit products you can find in like target or places like that. Even if they only sell their stuff in Texas they probably make way more than the show is worth.
Johnny is wrong about the English speech impediment thing. It's not buried. Most people find it, to some degree or another, charming, amusing, or annoying. They notice it just as much as we do. It just doesn't sound quite as blatant with most English accents as with most American ones. There are a metric ton of English TV hosts with speech impediments though. Couple stutter, couple can pronounce certain letters. I don't think Graham is though. If he's got a (slight) lisp it's because he's gayer than a lake full of pink fish (mean that lovingly, Norton is awesome). Jonathan Ross doesn't have a lisp, he has rhotacism (R's turn into W's, leading to the nickname Wossy) who is the second most famous host. The only one I can think off with a blatant in your face lisp is Jamie Oliver, the chef/host.
I really liked this dude. Great guest, mommies.
Agreed.
Also, didn't know you enjoyed the mommies.
Also, love ur vids to. :)
Hard to follow Bill Burr and Marc Maron as the next guest on the pomcast, but this guy's great
36! Keeping his face high and tight.
Same
Bone zone
Only with a name like pemberton can you rock such a DANGEROUS hue of Dijon mustard
Funkie Master he could rock a ninja turtle shirt and a power ranger backpack too.
And be the son of a surgeon
Schrute also works
Probably still one of my all time favorite guests. I keep coming back to this episode.
Johnny Pemberton: Just the right amount of weird.
Exactly!
Booked some scenes? "I'm Tom Segura and I'm a ball hog".
Kevin Ball Kevin "ball hog" Ball
Charles Blaskoski
Hahaha, I should of known that was gonna happen. Touché my friend
Kevin Ball you were born for that joke
You guys both just made me LOL @ the airport..thanks :)
Shaun McCorry I'm glad I wasn't the only one. Haha.
Your Mom’s House Podcast - Ep. 437 w/ Peyton Laferty
Matthew Milantoni - the entire hour is dedicated to her just hogging the balls and describing her method for ball hogging
please god
Matthew Milantoni Oh god I neeeeed it
If this happens I will I don't even know I will figure it out once it happens
Mommies please get this guy on again sometime he's perfect for the show!
38:25 his response to being asked the advantages of looking 16 is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
My wife insists on yelling into me when not only is the sink running but the garbage disposal is going. It's never anything important so now I yell back "the letter R really should have its own volume in the Encyclopedia Britannica!" She hates it.
Definitely played that clip before with joe Rogans most recent episode
yea tom was right i think
definitery
oh he most dolphinatley is right
episode 397 to be pacific
That’s what I thought too
Just bring Johnny on to the show full time please
The prank calls he did on the bone zone were fucking brilliant. Watch the eucalyptic elephant chair, mouse milk, and the sour double trilogy. Just try it out.
Scruffy Basterd What happened to The Bone Zone? Does it still exist? Brendon Walsh is the shit.
Chance Cottle I think Randy quit and he owns all the equipment.
The Sour Double. How bout mango!?!?
He was always hands down my favorite reoccurring guest on the bone zone. I always died from stiffled laughter at work listening to this dude
Just listened to Sour Double. Fuuuuuuuucckkk! “Grape cum, just spray it all on there nice and large.” Needed that.
53:44 I wonder how many times Tommy has imagined killing his sisters for being disrespectful?
The guest was hilarious.
Aaron Burroughs check him out with duncan trussel they're hilarious together
Holy shit I watched the whole thing, they should do a podcast together and call on the behalf of disgruntled customers just to trail the people on
Johnny always delivers as a podcast guest, love this guy
Is it just me or is Tom turning into a meerkat? 🤗😂
Robert Slavin papa been a meerkat
If you have half of your colon removed ,does that make it a semi-colon?
david r macri yes.
Ha! Ha! That is laughs!
Kudos
Damn that's funny
Well done sir
anyone else feel that as Tom gets older he is becoming more like Top Dog?
Thank god, i needed some laughter tonight. BIKES!
the FUCK you took?!
Extreme hot exits is my new favorite turn of phrase.
It's weird to me that when tom said that the guys with heavy english accents were mumble rappers no one laughed, but I did. Alone. At my computer.
I still think back to watching you sitting at your computer and laughing at this joke. It was cute. I sat alone. Outside of your window. Taking my eleventh Benadryl. Smiling.
@@BryceLK I was there today!
@@sissyofFreemont I was wondering why you weren't at home.
Here I am in the Chik Fil A drive thru learning about Cum Gum with my windows down.
1:00:33
Holy Shit! Pemberton is 36, but looks like he's 19!
Yes... Johnny Pemberton..
Noel son of zorn bow to thee!
Funny af...great episode. He's great on Duncan Trussel's podcast too
He was in the episode of it's always Sunny where sweet dee becomes a teacher
Brian LaFeve and the underage drinking one. ! I was like where is he from lol
I love the subtle reference with your name. We're all gonna get off
thats where i have seen this guy! aha thanks you saved me a google search
Please put a short bio of the quest in the description under the video (it helps alot in my opinion). Just a simple suggestion. Keep up the crazy great job!
Cristian Trinca agreed!
the NBA dude just accidentally smushed together the 2 words "Chinese" and "Fans" and said "Chan".. I do that shit all the time
LongJohnSilveri actually “chan” is a slang for Chinese fan. It’s like that in a lot of American sports.
This is what I thought, kind of weird that this didn't get upvoted instead of the same quotes we hear every podcast :P
I heard it the very first playthrough without knowing what was coming... he said chink... at the very best he said chank with a softish "a" sound. I don't think he meant to at all and just got very unlucky with the sound that came out. Like when Tom kinda said "mouse" during that very conversation instead of "mouth", but mouse luckily isn't a pejorative term for the person he was speaking to. In other words, him misspeaking might as well have been nonsensical sounds to him because there was no intent to say anything like that. It happened to come out sounding remarkably close to the old racist term.
I loved his accents, also as long as that dog is on the couch in the background I'll keep watching lol
Guest at 26:30
Hey mommies, long time first time. I went to university with the blonde burping girl! she showed me that video years ago and im so happy she's been featured on this episode and the one a while back :) I havent spoken to her in a few years but for the year and a half we hung out i can assure everyone that not only was she still able to burp as impressively, but she also wore her jeans high and tight.
Every time I feel like watching y’all, y’all post a new pod.
well it's a weekly podcast, that may have something to do with it.
Tom's frantic look around the room to make sure everyone else is laughing when he is makes him the sociopathy champ.
If You're On Linken-Din Don't Bother Me No More
Lusho "LinkedIn is helpful."
"I don't fuck wit Linken-Din."-Coco
Fuck that Lincoln'd In shit
Lush
Ah the prime years. Love a bit of nostalgia
The whole segment about accents and the would you rather is one of my favorites ever
The mommies keep getting stronger every day 🐻🐼🐨
Knew I liked this kid when he stole Dee's car on Sunny. He is clearly the master of accents.
He didn't steal Dee's car. He was in the drama class she taught.
@@therealmikebrown he did steal Dee’s car in the road trip episode. He’s the runaway kid headed to Cali.
He’s like 48
@@djordan22 that's not him
@@JNewie good call. Wow (tips cap)
at 1:13:00 I'm 99.99% sure he was about to say thanks to all the NBA Chan's in Fina like we all switch up the first letters of two words
Yeah, I’m not sure how it went over all of their heads lol I immediately thought he was tongue-tied and about to say “NBA Chinese fans” even before the explanation. It’s nuts that this is even an issue, like I get my words twisted up constantly
Johnny Pems finally visits the Mommydome!! 😆😆😆
Mid-life Kreischer: my 600 pound life
Jeffery Burr he's already 44...he is middle aged already.
Truckload of Bert Scrimshaw, backing up, beep, beep, beep
More like the Donut Machine!
Your all idiots. Have you even seen Bert in person? He is not even that big. Not enough to be known as the fat guy. You guys are just copy and pasting other people’s opinions. Pathetic.
Love Johnny Pemberton.
THE MOMMIES MEET THE SON OF ZORN!!!😲
For those that don’t know what’s up SON OF ZORN is a recently canceled show from FOX that was dope as fuck👍🏼Also his character on SUPERSTORE is fucking hilarious!
@@richardrude9087 fuck yeah zorn was hilarious
Mommies, there is figure skating and ice dancing. High and tight for life.
Mommy Tina and Little Jeans 2.0 lookin’ good this week!
mommies, winter olympics are the shit. Frees style skiing and snowboarding. slopestyle, Mens hockey, speed skating, and luge.
This podcast is great. man if Johnny Pemberton had a podcast too, I'd listen to both because that man is entertaining
“You don’t say daddy no more” had be cackling for some reason
one of my favorite southern saying
"BOY you could fk up a a handshake"
or
"BOY you could fuck up a one man rock fight"
This is my favorite episode to date! Nicely done everyone, great guest.
After Son of Zorn, Johnny should definitely do more animation. I love this guy!
Christina has been in therapy for 10 years for 10 years now....
the steven seagal of therapy
"a fart is just there to say 'hi!'"... gold, writing that in my book of favorite quotes lol
My mom was from Texas and had a few good Southern analogies/ sayings:
"It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
"That boy is wilder than a cucumber."
"It's hotter than a popcorn fart."
Her dad, my grandpa, would call me a "ring-tailed tooter." Never quite knew what that was lol
I love that phrase "Extreme Hot Exits"
He’s right about surgeons. My best friends dad was an ophthalmologist. She had strep throat & he almost killed her by giving her penicillin. 19 & never knew she was allergic.
lol its so cute at 51:40 when Tom shouts "hey!" at the puppers
Hey mommies, love the show. I have some input on breast size weight coming from another gall will big milkers who suffers from back pain. I'm at a weird spot where the size is disproportionate to my band (number) size, and that affects the letter size. I've always bought large bras and have recently started ordering from European websites. I have learned that their system is a little different, and as it turns out they don't have "double" or "triple" sizes. Instead, they go with the next sequential letter in the alphabet. In American sizes I was buying up to triple Ds but would still spill out. Now, I have found that a 34 H is the best fit, and it would correlate to an American DDDDD. A quintuplet D! My bf and I have long discussed weighing them, but haven't put forth the effort to buy a scale. I still suspect you may be pulling up and lifting the flappers off the scale, as I'd expect them to weigh much more, especially engorged with milk. I'll have to try at home and let y'all know. Loved the guest and love you guys. Piss on me, beat me. Try it out.
Hilarious show. Mr. Pepperton was a great guest.
So Christina is saying that she doesn't enjoy any bodily function and contradicts herself 7 times in the same conversation
Belko Juve she’s a woman
What do you expect? Tommy is he honesty champ.
And she once tried to argue that she's the personality champ. She's a shallow, superficial, neurotic woman. 10 years in therapy. Lol. Get over yourself jeans. You have flaws like everyone else. Live with it.
Ice Dancing and Figure Skating are two different events, lol.
s stevenson No they aren't, how do I know? I've been on the ice for about 70 years.
Philip Trotman XD. Yes, they absolutely are. I love that arrogant ignorance, though, American I assume. The Ice Dance is one event. The Men's Single, Women's Single, Pair, and Team events are other events which are the true figure skating. How do I, or anyone with a brain, know? The moves performed in the two are vastly different. Ice Dancing focuses primarily on graceful form and timing to music, is always done in pairs, and jumps/throws aren't allowed. Figure Skating focuses primarily on difficulty and number of jumps, spins, throws, etc. performed, and can be done either in pairs or solo. All the events fall under the umbrella term of "Figure skating" when referring to the entire category as a whole, the same way you would refer to both Field Hockey and Ice Hockey as "Hockey." That doesn't mean they're the same thing. Skating around your local rec-center for 70 years has no bearing on your knowledge of the categorization of winter sporting events, as you've so clearly demonstrated.
It's a call back from Tom's bit about Steven Segal (American) who is an expert in everything, who spouts off facts about a variety of subjects he couldn't possibly know anything about. Relax, take a look at Tom segura: completely normal. Should on YT, cheers, mate.
Don't forget to change your accent depending on if you're talking to a straight or gay skater so you fit in.
@@6hughmungus9 this is sad
Love that jam at the end...I totally did a windmill to it!
"That's what he says to shit" had me dying
This dude is not famous enough for how funny he is.
If he cancels Momstralia this will be the 2nd time in the past year... Please Tommy, don't do this to me again.
smeg_of_christ he has one kid and another on the way. Im sure its hard for him that is a minimum 3 day trip he would prob have to stay there over a week im sure he wants to go.
Of course Tom doesn't want to cancel shows -- and we don't know which ones he will miss this time around. However, if I was someone who bought tickets to see him twice and they were both cancelled I'd be incredibly disappointed
smeg_of_christ Such a looooong trip. I honestly don't know why he even schedules it at this point.
he's a traveling comedian that gets paid a grip to perform. that's probably the reason why. plenty of other comedians have and continue to make this trip to perform. it's not unusual.
I just want to let it be said that NPR once said the DINK was an acronym for Double Income No Kids.
you know what would be weird, if they got Jimmy Dore on.
1:20:55 Pemberton is correct about the lucky/unlucky words sounding like other words. 4 (四 four） is bad luck because it is pronounced sì which sounds like sǐ (死 death) 8 (八 eight) is pronounced bā, which sounds like fā (发 to emit, express, give out, become). Fā 发 is the verb in the colloquial expression fāfú (发福 to become rich, make a fortune). 6 (六 six) is pronounced liù which has the identical pronunciation to another word liù (流 swift, skilled). 666 is often used in games to comment on a skillful feat or clever move.
45:30 He's talking about Jonathan Ross
It honestly makes me rage that he said Graham Norton 😂
Get johnny back! He is easily one of the best guests you guys have had!
this guy was great
Burnt is still fat
The talcum powder farts caught me by surprise, but what really spun my head was the little nug at the end.+___+
1:27:10 She's yelling with her burp.. My best friend shakes his entire house when he burps in his basement, it's alarming how loud it is. The dogs run away & hide, things fall off shelves, it's unlike anything I'd ever heard before..
His parents were over it tho.. You hear "Jesus Casey!" From two floors up. I'm not exaggerating. A pile of Xmas decorations fell like an avalanche, the animals know to clear out now
Johnny does amazing accents!
1:23:38 hahahah "Boogers from Revenge of the Nerds"
New fan alert! Well done Johnny!
Best guest ever! 😂
So I live here in Texas, Dallas. Chip and Joann are only 1.5 hr away. They actually have a store and good business so they probably make way more than it’s worth to do the show. They also have brand deals. They have quite a bit products you can find in like target or places like that. Even if they only sell their stuff in Texas they probably make way more than the show is worth.
If you've been in therapy for 10 years...it's no longer helping, it's become a crutch or a habit or both.
"WE'RE NOT DONE YET!" Holy shit. that was funny.
BEST GUEST EVER!
Johnny talking about a ship horn and Tom thinks he said shit porn. 🤣
Great podcast Jeans. A new Master of Accents has been crowned! Piss on me beat me!
The british talk show host Johnny was thinking about is Jonathan Ross.
I could be wrong Jean but, I think ice dancing & figure skating are 2 different things. Flips & twirls & such. Try it out
1:15:50 He didn't say it.. he mixed two words.. if he didn't apologize he would be fine.. once you apologize you're admitting guilt.
I instantly caught a cold from the first 10 seconds of that puffy mattress ad.
The 5 burritos in 5min sounds like Matt Stonie. Pro competitive eater.
My dad always said "boy, the best part of you ran down my leg!"
Goddamn I can't tell if your dad is funny or abusive
Tena has some strong feeling about the house flippers haha.
True old people status. not realizing ice dancing and figure skating are two separate sports 😂
The burp clips were genius! More!
this dude is 36 hahahaha what.
I was checkin to make sure someone hadnt already commented this lol
Yass the mommies are back
Comments agree, Pemberton is perfect for this show.
Johnny is wrong about the English speech impediment thing. It's not buried. Most people find it, to some degree or another, charming, amusing, or annoying. They notice it just as much as we do. It just doesn't sound quite as blatant with most English accents as with most American ones. There are a metric ton of English TV hosts with speech impediments though. Couple stutter, couple can pronounce certain letters. I don't think Graham is though. If he's got a (slight) lisp it's because he's gayer than a lake full of pink fish (mean that lovingly, Norton is awesome). Jonathan Ross doesn't have a lisp, he has rhotacism (R's turn into W's, leading to the nickname Wossy) who is the second most famous host. The only one I can think off with a blatant in your face lisp is Jamie Oliver, the chef/host.
When are you guys gonna get Peyton Laferty on the show?
I fucking love a good sneeze
Super cool to see Ellis for bring your kid to work day