Thank you for bringing perspective to the Louis situation, Mommies. I felt like the only person who was feeling empathy for him, so it’s nice to know I’m not alone.
"Ok for her one arm, and she has one foot....." I fucking died. Biggest laugh I've had all year. Ty mommies for lifting my spirits each and every week.
Liz Orduno When there’s a bit of hair, i just think it gets in the way and it doesn’t taste as good. When it’s bare it tastes soooo good to me. i love going in when i eat so not having a hair in the way is better. I hate getting that shit in my mouth it distract me, I get my girl off in 2-3 mins when its bare. My tongue glides easier too, so in my Imo its better every one is definitely deferent tho haha
シュ Siah interesting does it bother your u when it gets stubby? My bf was telling me he doesn't like it when I have porn star pussy(bare) because of the stubs.
I saw Mother Inferior on netflix and you instantly became my favorite female comic and at the same time is was getting into Joe Rogan's podcast and fell on love with Tom AND THEN I found out you guys were married and had your own podcast. Needless to say, I creamed my jeans. I listen to you guys here on youtube because I love the visual aspect and I just wanted to say, you guys should ad some mood lighting like Joe and Coco did; really kicks it up a notch! Love you guys! Keep them diarrhea jokes flowin.
Despite the fact that I went to watch this at 2am this morning(eastern)and it hadn't been uploaded yet, I'm still giving a thumbs up...'Cause that's just the kinda guy I is:)
Tom looked like he got a little bit uncomfortable at 30:51 Moose soup lady, Machines within.. no matter what you try to throw at us, Dani will always be the highest and tightest
Dog Dick Afternoon needs a host who's a true expert in this sort of thing. What better expert than the one & only Steven Seagal? #GoodJobJeans #IveBeenWorkingWithDogsForLike35Years
*Warning, not funny just a HUGE sad rant!* Louie is/was an important figure to me in both my depression & issues in my life, etc. I’ve gotten so much wisdom from him... like I’ve consumed almost everything he’s ever put out. I’ve been in shock over all of this news coming out 😔.. I do wanna say I agree I don’t like the way he’s being lumped in with violent offenders with crimes such as rape etc. In a way it takes the seriousness out of what other women have gone through if we lump in perverts with legit sexual violence on another person...That being said, I am disillusioned to say the least & so saddened to hear someone like him can be capable of the things he’s done. Idk.
Lady Jade he told all the things women have said in various different podcasts and interviews. It's old news. Louie is a pervert and honestly he doset care and is not sorry. The women in question in no way had to go through Louie and that should be the topic. Who honestly gives a fuck women use men in such worse ways, all this complaining about power makes senseable people laugh.
I get that what he did was creepy but I don't see how it is criminal like they're making it out to be. He literally asked permission and accepted the answers given.
Mommy what louie did was cinsensual. Everyone involved was an adult saying it's wrong is saying women are basically children that are unable to consent.
That hockey coach reminds me of my first T-Ball coach lol. He was normally a triple-a coach for teenagers, but his son was my age and he coached the team. First team talk I think he forgot we were 5 years old lol. "We're gonna practice hard, play hard and if you complain I couldn't give a fucking rats ass." Something along those lines. He would swear during the games, but this was the 90's and parents weren't cucks.
I think the more I watch the more I understand that Christina is just the rug on which the beautiful grandfather clock Tom stands. The run is kind of important.
Lucky Logan. After the 33:30 mark the police attempt to handcuff a 1 armed Adam Driver. Both cops look at each other befuddled and they cut scene. Will we ever have answer??!!!
Hey! I did a tattoo apprenticeship. Basically, the artist takes a soda bottle or something and stretches the flacid penis around the bottle. Also, tattoo artists can charge a fee for tattooing genitals. Basically a "fee for having to see and touch your dick/vagina." Then they add the cost of the tattoo on top of that. The fee at the shop I worked at was $200.
I gotta say. I love Cristina but one of her things is always making fun or judging someone on how they look, their teeth, how they dress etc.. It's not malicious but it's obviously how she really feels. ... if you take a step back and think about it... she has completely fake teeth, got them whitened. Has a fake hair color and dyes it and wears a lot of makeup. It's so easy to insult someone on how they look when 75% of your look is bought and fake. ...
JustA Fan when she started bitching about how ugly everyone in the star wars movie is, I gotta say, lost a little respect for mommy Tina. She is quite the judgemental, shallow, superficial woman.
Holy shit when worlds collide. Thats Scrim from suicideboys one of my favorite artists to date. Cant believe that you randomly stumbled across this video hahaha #eatass
Aha I was just talking to a tattoo artist friend of mine about the penis tattoo issue and he said that the penis does have to be erect and it’s not a “canvas stretch” with the skin.
Really five ads?? How much are you bringing in this way?? Y'all starting to piss me OFF EXACTLY LIKE HULU, I HAVE SO MUCH INTENSE HATE FOR HULU. Limit the ads, we'll love you for it.
Who’s here 6 years later?
Me
November 2024!
RIP State Droopers.
You guys are doing good!
I don't get notifications, I feel when this podcast is uploaded.
It's that mommy intuition.
I’ve timed my dumps to take place at 3am eastern standard time.
Tuesdays
I trained for months under a waterfall to achieve this level of consciousness. Hello, brother.
Thank you for bringing perspective to the Louis situation, Mommies. I felt like the only person who was feeling empathy for him, so it’s nice to know I’m not alone.
Harley Quinn I too support forcing women to watch me jack off. Then I ridicule them for being perverts once I cum.
Hi 🤰🏽 thanks 👖 was my favorite era of YMH
It truly was iconic
Water, check. Terminator gun, check. Benadryl check. Go.
ma to Terminator GYUN
Nothing makes me happier than Tom getting pissed off at Christina for paying attention to the dogs.
Shoutout to YMH in 2021, still watchin these old jeans and stuff like that. F all the haters, Feather or die
Hey camera, thanks fence 👖
*_very high, very tight._*
THANK YOU for cutting down that intro
josh mack finally
josh mack thank you
didn’t last lol
The fuck wrong w you all
"Ok for her one arm, and she has one foot....." I fucking died. Biggest laugh I've had all year. Ty mommies for lifting my spirits each and every week.
"Mommies"?! You just gave me douchechills!
Thank you so much for shortening the second intro on the youtube videos!! Love the jam, just too long on the delivery. Love you guys!
Majeans within Majeans within Majeans within Majeans within
Machines within, machines within, T16, T16
Jonathan Dowlng Terminator Geun!
Terminator gun
2 mommies 1 jeans
Machines were thin
fuck the haters, fuck the haters
Ladies. just mow the lawn. You don't need to go down to bare dirt.
No, bare. It smells and taste distinctly bare.
i used to think the same way but bare does taste MUCH better than a mowed lawn.
can you guys elobrate?
Liz Orduno When there’s a bit of hair, i just think it gets in the way and it doesn’t taste as good. When it’s bare it tastes soooo good to me. i love going in when i eat so not having a hair in the way is better. I hate getting that shit in my mouth it distract me, I get my girl off in 2-3 mins when its bare. My tongue glides easier too, so in my Imo its better every one is definitely deferent tho haha
シュ Siah interesting does it bother your u when it gets stubby? My bf was telling me he doesn't like it when I have porn star pussy(bare) because of the stubs.
I saw Mother Inferior on netflix and you instantly became my favorite female comic and at the same time is was getting into Joe Rogan's podcast and fell on love with Tom AND THEN I found out you guys were married and had your own podcast. Needless to say, I creamed my jeans. I listen to you guys here on youtube because I love the visual aspect and I just wanted to say, you guys should ad some mood lighting like Joe and Coco did; really kicks it up a notch! Love you guys! Keep them diarrhea jokes flowin.
Thanks guys! May your jeans always be high and tight and fit just right!
Just glassin old 'hey mommy, thanks jeans' vids.
Hi Machines
“It’s like eating and shitting at the same time.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So Happy to be listening to a new YMH podcast right now.
Finding these videos is a talent in itself ❤️
You need to upload more than once a week! Pleeeaasseee❤️
please do more movie reviews, you have no idea how much I love them, thanks jeans
SUP KANE!
Al Rex hey young'un
Mommy's the call about the mani oedi made me so happy. Thank you.
Love it mommies, keep them jeans high and tight.!
"mommies"?!, ugh, just pathetic...
i love that you guys did some real talk, ty for being somewhat normal in this one tee hee
Despite the fact that I went to watch this at 2am this morning(eastern)and it hadn't been uploaded yet, I'm still giving a thumbs up...'Cause that's just the kinda guy I is:)
Tom looked like he got a little bit uncomfortable at 30:51
Moose soup lady, Machines within.. no matter what you try to throw at us, Dani will always be the highest and tightest
YAY NEW MOMMIES TIME! F THE HATERS. F ALL THE HATERS. TERMINATOR GUNNNNN
Dog wiping ass on carpet at 42:13 lolololo lmfao
Thank you for taking about the Louie C.K. scandal.
You look amazing Tommy!! ♥ We love you both!!
My Jeans were thin, My Jeans were thin...size 16 size 16, high and tight, My Jeans were thin
Dog Dick Afternoon needs a host who's a true expert in this sort of thing. What better expert than the one & only Steven Seagal? #GoodJobJeans #IveBeenWorkingWithDogsForLike35Years
I got a terminator gun
Jeans Within
Of course Jeans's cure for throwing up comes a day after the worst spewage in my twenty four years of life...
$uicide dream team and Tommy Buns, this just made my day.
Best part of this episode is that some nail salon in LA has been waiting for a woman with one leg and one arm for years.
42:15 little dog scooting across the ground!
You know the nail place is gonna be waiting all day for the 1 armed and 1 legged lady jeans
12:08 perfectly encapsulates their relationship
I feel like this is a That's Deep Bro Mom's House crossover and it's pretty great. Gotta work on my laughs and ponders!
ALL LOVE, NO HATE
I'm telling all y'all, mommies are best at sabotage.
YESS WE NEEDED SOMETHING TO DROWN OUT THAT HORRIBLE ILIZA JRE PODCAST
AMEN TO THAT! Worst JRE ever!
Every JRE without uncle Joey sucks. Even worse when Ari is on.
She's so cringe.
Goin Up In Texas shes ok
Hey mommy. Shout out from H-town!
I do a shit to shower when I'm out of TP and tbh it's pretty refreshing. It works. I'm not mad at it.
Tommy is slowly transforming into Joe Rogan.
Jackson G pull that shit up Jeans lol
But way more funny and less pretentious
it's an absolutely remarkable transformation
Jeans, be the change you want to see,
however, it aint for me. 👖💥💨
All he needs to add is start EVERY story or comment with "I used to have a bit in my act about (that)......"
Crystalized Ginger has gotten me through any nausea that I've had for the last few years.
*Warning, not funny just a HUGE sad rant!* Louie is/was an important figure to me in both my depression & issues in my life, etc. I’ve gotten so much wisdom from him... like I’ve consumed almost everything he’s ever put out. I’ve been in shock over all of this news coming out 😔.. I do wanna say I agree I don’t like the way he’s being lumped in with violent offenders with crimes such as rape etc. In a way it takes the seriousness out of what other women have gone through if we lump in perverts with legit sexual violence on another person...That being said, I am disillusioned to say the least & so saddened to hear someone like him can be capable of the things he’s done. Idk.
Lady Jade he told all the things women have said in various different podcasts and interviews. It's old news. Louie is a pervert and honestly he doset care and is not sorry. The women in question in no way had to go through Louie and that should be the topic. Who honestly gives a fuck women use men in such worse ways, all this complaining about power makes senseable people laugh.
I get that what he did was creepy but I don't see how it is criminal like they're making it out to be. He literally asked permission and accepted the answers given.
Bout time jeans
Loving the flowered jacket, Jeans!
Mommy what louie did was cinsensual. Everyone involved was an adult saying it's wrong is saying women are basically children that are unable to consent.
Around 42:15 you can see the dog scrape it's butt on the carpet haha
Mommies so late I was worried chrisjeansa was pregnant again
Omg I cant believe how non-nonchalant they were about the phone call... it was so cool haha like they do shit like that all the time
That hockey coach reminds me of my first T-Ball coach lol. He was normally a triple-a coach for teenagers, but his son was my age and he coached the team. First team talk I think he forgot we were 5 years old lol. "We're gonna practice hard, play hard and if you complain I couldn't give a fucking rats ass." Something along those lines. He would swear during the games, but this was the 90's and parents weren't cucks.
$uicide boy$ made it. We in here fam
Was surreal as FUCK when they started playing that holy shit
I think the more I watch the more I understand that Christina is just the rug on which the beautiful grandfather clock Tom stands. The run is kind of important.
2023 here going back to listen to all the old mommies
Mrs P. jacket on fleek
Hi Jeanies!
finally
Lucky Logan. After the 33:30 mark the police attempt to handcuff a 1 armed Adam Driver. Both cops look at each other befuddled and they cut scene.
Will we ever have answer??!!!
Damn some of those remixes are insanely good!!!
With that opening clip...I'm so ashamed in from Rochester 😭
That's an amazing jacket Christina's wearing
What’s that iced tea bottle?
Hahahaha the $uicideboy$ clip just made my day
WILD BELCH @06:55
Hey! I did a tattoo apprenticeship. Basically, the artist takes a soda bottle or something and stretches the flacid penis around the bottle. Also, tattoo artists can charge a fee for tattooing genitals. Basically a "fee for having to see and touch your dick/vagina." Then they add the cost of the tattoo on top of that. The fee at the shop I worked at was $200.
I gotta say. I love Cristina but one of her things is always making fun or judging someone on how they look, their teeth, how they dress etc.. It's not malicious but it's obviously how she really feels. ... if you take a step back and think about it... she has completely fake teeth, got them whitened. Has a fake hair color and dyes it and wears a lot of makeup. It's so easy to insult someone on how they look when 75% of your look is bought and fake. ...
JustA Fan and apparently is extetmerly lazy on personal grooming hygiene with some sorry excuses as to why.
JustA Fan damn the comments are not high and tight.
Easy there jesus witchya let he who is without sin throw the first shade
JustA Fan when she started bitching about how ugly everyone in the star wars movie is, I gotta say, lost a little respect for mommy Tina. She is quite the judgemental, shallow, superficial woman.
She's a bit cringey and sjw-y too. But still better than many women
FINALLY!!!!! reduced intro music!! ..summin that always bugged me!
Anybody else see the dog drag it's ass on the rug behind mommy jean at 42:17
i'm happy now
WHAT HAPPENED TO DJ DAD MOUTH? Is there any gig or what? Back in 338, you promised us a gig, tom.
Tom 'Louis is the Bill Cosby of our era' Segura
Christina P that jacket is on point.
TOMMY SKATES
R.I.P Fife!! Dragged his booty on the carpet at 42:17.
Just glassin' my sub feed and I see this high and tight video.
Richard Meyer how's that quitting smoking going?
Holy shit! That is my local news show! ROCHESTER-IN-THE-BUILDING!!!(not that I watch the news:)
Holy shit when worlds collide. Thats Scrim from suicideboys one of my favorite artists to date. Cant believe that you randomly stumbled across this video hahaha #eatass
i tried to send ya'll some mom jeans but the delivery guy wouldn't except a box addressed to "Your mom's House".
Did anyone notice at 42:20, mitsy (sp?) rub rub rubbing across the carpet?!
Tom says BIG WORDS 33:15
My mom would punch me in the face if I asked her that bullshit. LMAO!
Hahaha that burp was glorious
The highest the tightest with the hydration that's the finest.
where can i find the first like, 300 episodes?
1:11 Tom with the "Won" as "Juan" lol if you know you know
Later than a period
mcklosky24 at least it came and you don't gota baby on the way
Did you try out the Michelin Star Moose Soup? How was it?
Tom n burr nailed it about c.k
This Podcast Is Fucking Hilarious
Gaping dads "shes retarded" song is so good
So glad we don't do chips in a bowl anymore. My headphones thank you.
Aha I was just talking to a tattoo artist friend of mine about the penis tattoo issue and he said that the penis does have to be erect and it’s not a “canvas stretch” with the skin.
#TheMoreYouKnow #Thanks :)
Really five ads?? How much are you bringing in this way?? Y'all starting to piss me OFF EXACTLY LIKE HULU, I HAVE SO MUCH INTENSE HATE FOR HULU. Limit the ads, we'll love you for it.
Can "Tim from Australia" pleeaaase post that song somewhere?!?!
Get Theo Von mommies, please!