TRIGGERING ALL 31 NHL FANBASES - FEATURING URINATING TREE - NO ONE IS SAFE

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  • @huutista
    @huutista 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    1:23 - Philadelphia Flyers
    2:07 - Chicago Blackhawks
    2:44 - Minnesota Wild
    3:11 - Tampa Bay Lightning
    3:44 - Boston Bruins
    4:18 - Los Angeles Kings
    4:38 - Arizona Coyotes
    5:06 - Vancouver Canucks
    5:28 - Winnipeg Jets
    5:50 - St. Louis Blues
    6:15 - Columbus Blue Jackets
    6:34 - Colorado Avalanche
    7:05 - San Jose Sharks
    7:23 - Nashville Predators
    7:45 - Edmonton Oilers
    8:07 - Dallas Stars
    8:30 - Buffalo Sabres
    8:48 - Anaheim Ducks
    9:07 - Calgary Flames
    9:33 - Carolina Hurricanes
    9:52 - Detroit Red Wings
    10:24 - Florida Panthers
    10:49 - New Jersey Devils
    11:24 - New York Islanders
    11:51 - Ottawa Senators
    12:08 - Vegas Golden Knights
    12:25 - Washington Capitals
    12:53 - Montreal Canadiens
    13:28 - Toronto Maple Leafs
    14:02 - Pittsburgh Penguins
    14:58 - New York Rangers

    • @mr.maniac2373
      @mr.maniac2373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyllerö v*ttu thank you

    • @DG978_
      @DG978_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyllerö v*ttu this helped so much lol

    • @kkalliomaki162
      @kkalliomaki162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tyllerö v*ttu no perkele kiitos

    • @NickWavvy
      @NickWavvy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyllerö v*ttu wow he started with the flyers that’s my team lol

    • @Sherbsky
      @Sherbsky 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks lmao

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Now you can trigger Tampa fans by uttering two simple words:
    2019 sweep

    • @dudeudontknow341
      @dudeudontknow341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That shit was unbelievable

    • @boozagesunday7884
      @boozagesunday7884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2019 would be 4 words

    • @hannahstevenson27
      @hannahstevenson27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *five words
      Even three at a minimum if you say ‘twenty 19’

    • @Ohiik
      @Ohiik 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MisterVercetti or just blue jackets

    • @Ohiik
      @Ohiik 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drake and Jah a number is not a word buddy

  • @Gongshow96
    @Gongshow96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    How can you trigger all 31 fan bases when Arizona doesn’t have one?

    • @steven-pf2km
      @steven-pf2km 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Arizona is in here.

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      LOL

    • @Gongshow96
      @Gongshow96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FivePoints Vids Had that comment written from the start of the video, was hoping you didn’t make that joke first lol

    • @hammerlane3871
      @hammerlane3871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Geez I think I've seen more opposing team fans at Florida panthers games than people actually rooting for them......

    • @3picnezz994
      @3picnezz994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oooooooooooffff

  • @Septicor
    @Septicor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    As a Leafs fan, all I can say is:
    Pfft! That all you got?
    No appearances in the Stanley Cup final since 1967 (Not just no cups since '67, no APPEARANCES)
    No President's Trophy since 1963
    Our all-time godawful trading record, including any time a first round pick is involved? (Scott Niedermayer anyone?)
    Our abysmal trade deadline moves that are supposed to help get into the playoffs that end up blowing up in our faces?
    The whole Harold Ballard era (which includes)
    Fraud conviction
    Insulting Russians
    Telling a female reporter that the only way she can interview players from the locker room is if she is naked
    And so on
    The whole Teachers Pension era
    The Jeff Finger and David Clarkson contracts
    Firing coach Roger Neilson and hiring him back only if he wears a paper bag
    Trading Lanny McDonald to get back at Daryl Sittler, and Lanny winning a cup with Calgary
    The whole Dion Phaneuf Phailure era
    The season we went from top team in the Atlantic to collapsing royally to second last in the division the exact day we lifted Mats Sundin banner
    Wasting years of Phil Kessel's career, only to trade him to the Penguins where he becomes the final piece needed to two Stanley Cups.
    The historical landmark Maple Leaf Gardens is now a grocery store
    Believe me, you can't trigger someone whose soul is already dead.

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i'm simply going to copy and paste this the next time i bring up the leafs. holy shit that was a reaming.

    • @Septicor
      @Septicor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Plenty more where that came from, my friend. Plenty more where that came from. ;)

    • @cmurphy0707
      @cmurphy0707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Septicor What did your team do to piss off the Hockey gods?

    • @Sheepy_TV
      @Sheepy_TV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Us Leafs fans are the real machoists

    • @vincentbassman
      @vincentbassman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the kessel trade was good we got kapanen!

  • @derekwillette447
    @derekwillette447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Show some class, this is Philly" lol that's a good joke announcer

    • @topnep548
      @topnep548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just listen to one fan’s rude response.
      *_NO_*

    • @andrewpadaetz5549
      @andrewpadaetz5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flyers did win 2 cups-in 1974 and 1975. Just don't mention Bobby Nystrom (LOL)...

    • @ReeseLeeArt
      @ReeseLeeArt ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m from Philadelphia but that made me laugh. Come on man. It is indeed Philly.

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I'm just glad he didn't mention Edmonton's 4 first round picks in 6 years.

  • @killianhackenschmidt4987
    @killianhackenschmidt4987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    If you want to trigger the Preds all you gotta do is say "I just think Pekka Rinne is too good right now"

  • @iagreewithyoujoe8589
    @iagreewithyoujoe8589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    LOLLLL HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN THE NFL BEAT UP HIS GIRLFRIEND.

  • @thekandycinema3193
    @thekandycinema3193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I've found a really easy way to trigger Toronto fans is to tell them that Ottawa is Canada's team and that the Leafs aren't even the best team in Ontario. Oh my god, I can't even tell you how many death threats I've got over saying that

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol that's awesome

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TheKandyCinema Montreal is Canada's team.

    • @ngarcia103
      @ngarcia103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've always said Canada's team was... wait for it... Team Canada. (i.e. their national hockey teams)

    • @bcdm999
      @bcdm999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Nordiques are Canada's team

    • @timothyng3226
      @timothyng3226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Saskatoon blues are Canada's team

  • @ginagawgawmoprods.5879
    @ginagawgawmoprods.5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Show some class, this is philly."
    Me hearing that as a Flyers fan is silly.

    • @allainangcao28
      @allainangcao28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unintentional rhyme went hard… 😂

  • @highway_9912
    @highway_9912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I was going to make a joke about the Cowboys season, but I’ll suspend it for later.

    • @BoyClutchGaming
      @BoyClutchGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      highway _99 bruh

    • @dinethaltmann9582
      @dinethaltmann9582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof

    • @thelovelypartinggifts
      @thelovelypartinggifts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That suspension was such a joke, he got paid millions to play football while he appealed his case like a little girl. If anyone of us were to beat up our girlfriend, we’d be in jail and be branded as an assaulter for the rest of our lives. Complete BS.

    • @JoeyJordison97
      @JoeyJordison97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      highway _99 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JoeyJordison97
      @JoeyJordison97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boy 2clutch Cry about it bitch 😂😂😂

  • @mattdoesstuff8987
    @mattdoesstuff8987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    As a Bruins fan, you failed to trigger me. Those were some straight facts.

    • @boozagesunday7884
      @boozagesunday7884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt does stuff yeah his dissing game is weak

    • @boozagesunday7884
      @boozagesunday7884 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy TehFreak and Tyler seguin

    • @mohawkroblox8029
      @mohawkroblox8029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have disguised yourself as a blasphemy speaker (Blues fan)

  • @FirestarroxSR
    @FirestarroxSR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Pekka Rinne is just too good right now.

    • @Ryan-sf8gb
      @Ryan-sf8gb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pekka Rinne is just to good right now.

    • @Ryan-sf8gb
      @Ryan-sf8gb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pekka Rinne is just to good right now.

    • @Ryan-sf8gb
      @Ryan-sf8gb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pekka Rinne is just to good right now.

    • @GamePro0012
      @GamePro0012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THE FUCKING PENGUINS

    • @BlazeSLK
      @BlazeSLK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      D U M P S T E R F I R E

  • @MikeHoncho2269
    @MikeHoncho2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And then one of your top defenseman thought he was in the NFL and beat his girlfriend"😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking weak

  • @NHLOvertimeGoals
    @NHLOvertimeGoals 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    You forgot that the blackhawks got swept against the preds

    • @hunterj5697
      @hunterj5697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      NHL Overtime Goals STOP

    • @kryskobold
      @kryskobold 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SUCK IT, HAWKS!

    • @grgphr1154
      @grgphr1154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EXACTLY

    • @bobbob-iv4we
      @bobbob-iv4we 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Preds lost

    • @chenzovybz9885
      @chenzovybz9885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You forgot preds lost the cup on home ice.

  • @musicwarrior3755
    @musicwarrior3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Red Wings fan, all I can say is...
    Dude, why'd you go light on us? Even back in 2017, you could've done much better. Here, let me help you for next time.
    -Getting swept by the Devils after winning the President's Trophy in 95
    -Cursing ourselves with an I Want Candy ripoff called I Want Stanley, only to not even make the finals
    -Kris Draper was made famous by Claude Lemieux (Damn, that hurt even typing that)
    -We can't beat Adam Deadmarsh
    -The year after winning the Cup with our hall-of-fame team, we got swept out of the building by the Ducks
    -We gave Crosby his first Cup win on home ice
    -We chose Johan Franzen over Marian Hossa (we chose... poorly)
    -Mike Ilitch's last years were spent screwing this team up for years to come, signing aging low-level players to pricey long-term contracts
    There. And I didn't even touch the suck years after 2017, which will now include getting the Draft lottery stolen from us this year.

  • @pman-jh6fg
    @pman-jh6fg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was waiting for the NHL roast for so long, best roast video yet. Also great to see another you tuber I really like collaborating with you. -Leafs fan

  • @jdever449
    @jdever449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:36 you have 0 cups
    blues 2019 team: am i a joke to you

  • @thelovelypartinggifts
    @thelovelypartinggifts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Capitals fans (one myself) before watching this video (*Inhales*) “I’m ready to accept my fate”

    • @brg9759
      @brg9759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sheridan Vale ha 😂the Pens are so much better

    • @leannebrown02
      @leannebrown02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can tell your comment was written months ago without even checking, lol

    • @carterobrien5233
      @carterobrien5233 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WE WON THOUGHHH!!

  • @Infernostyle_92
    @Infernostyle_92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tree didn't hold back, and he tore myself and fellow pens fans in more ways than one.... Damn. Much respect to you as well Five points.

  • @fnd822
    @fnd822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The Penguins was all expected except for the 05 squad and the tanking good job you dug deep for those

    • @familyguyfan8899
      @familyguyfan8899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I totally forgot 2004-05 was the all-season lockout

  • @xentricityy8832
    @xentricityy8832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Too bad the Caps aren’t failures anymore. Congrats to Caps Nation! Happy for you boys and girls.
    Not triggered as a Wings fan. Was expected. We’ll be back.

    • @bradent2978
      @bradent2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m from the future, caps lost to canes first round

    • @donalddeluxe6407
      @donalddeluxe6407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And St. Louis.

    • @EVS4078
      @EVS4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Braden T lol

  • @ninjarabbids
    @ninjarabbids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "fuck you spanos" -UrinatingTree 2017 (in celebration of his appearance in this video as part of his video on the Giants with FivePointsVids. And this is why I sub to both of you.)

    • @familyguyfan8899
      @familyguyfan8899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and soon I'll get to watch Sportsball: NFL Week 10 Edition

    • @familyguyfan8899
      @familyguyfan8899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FUCK YOU SPANOS

    • @rydawg26
      @rydawg26 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      NinjaWarriorRabbids you have 69 likes on your comment

    • @colehayes2281
      @colehayes2281 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rydawg 26 nice

  • @connor240
    @connor240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Im a Pittsburgh fan.
    After going 0-4 in the playoffs
    After getting roasted like burnt chicken
    I want to die

    • @titanmcnasty1325
      @titanmcnasty1325 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same😭😭

    • @burgy76
      @burgy76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Roasted like burnt chicken" -- too true 😂
      Fortunately everyone was paying more attention to Tampa getting swept to really notice our embarrassment. 😂

    • @bcb0356
      @bcb0356 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Skywalker we have five cups lol

    • @evanrhynold
      @evanrhynold 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same oof

    • @natepreston8383
      @natepreston8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same...

  • @a1gamer561
    @a1gamer561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Can't wait for you to do an MLB version of this

    • @davidjacques6063
      @davidjacques6063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A1 Video gamer they need to do more collaboration I love urinating tree he is so fucking funny

    • @uncertainrain-mariomartocc7153
      @uncertainrain-mariomartocc7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real, get the MLB in here lol

    • @IzokeiHarold
      @IzokeiHarold 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, I couldn't handle all the pain...

    • @a1gamer561
      @a1gamer561 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Astro K What Team do you like?

  • @smanhockey8633
    @smanhockey8633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am a pens fan and I find the penguins part fricking hilarious! Great video

  • @TheWesen18
    @TheWesen18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    im a caps fan and I knew what to expect :')

    • @TheWesen18
      @TheWesen18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why

    • @NoahFerg14
      @NoahFerg14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too, honestly it could've been a lot worse lol

    • @MikeThe_Legend
      @MikeThe_Legend 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @kennycai8695
      @kennycai8695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh, 20 years of supporting the team, I'm already used to it. What really triggers me is having the Capitals being compared to the Cleveland Browns. For me, it's like calling a Persian an Arab: entirely untrue, and a really big insult. You want to rile someone up with insults, fine, but not to the point where said person wants to punch you in the face for borderline slander. I'll say this again for clarity's sake: the Capitals are NOT the Browns of hockey. We are not, so stop calling us that!

    • @flockyflocky8953
      @flockyflocky8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The caps are not Friends

  • @smonkey102
    @smonkey102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You wanna trigger the lightning fans easy: Choking to the Blue Jackets

    • @lafan2003
      @lafan2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This does not trigger me at all. It did suck but time moves on.

  • @magnabaddelta-thriller5603
    @magnabaddelta-thriller5603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    You should collab with UrinatingTree more often

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MagnaBad Delta-Thriller agreed

  • @leifopstad2972
    @leifopstad2972 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FPV to Chicago fans: "Of course, your success comes with baggage"
    Me 5 years later: Holy shit I don't think he knew about THAT baggage

    • @calebkent6706
      @calebkent6706 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr the kyle beach scandal is that baggage

  • @ThatShadowSiren
    @ThatShadowSiren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    11:24 Fish sticks! Good lord, you are a rangers fan! -_-

  • @alexroura
    @alexroura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last Devils “highlight” was pure gold.

  • @georgemaney3343
    @georgemaney3343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YES

  • @crimson90
    @crimson90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love me some Urinating Tree. Keep up the collaborations.

  • @upsetyou6587
    @upsetyou6587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Don’t forget the indians blew a 3-1 and 2-0 lead

  • @gavin6790
    @gavin6790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got something about Washington Capitals, Sidney Crosby went to Ovis house to get a drink but when he got there there where no cups.

  • @awesomealpha0813
    @awesomealpha0813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The Sabres won a playoff series in 07 homie not 20 years ago

    • @xXkingdrewXx
      @xXkingdrewXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob Kubiszyn I was going to say the same thing

    • @dillonbija9592
      @dillonbija9592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol beat me to it, 2007 lost to the sens in the conference finals, Alfredsson scored the gwg

    • @davidkapelnikov8637
      @davidkapelnikov8637 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JT Nelson Lmao, and I've never heard a building so loud wiTh the nOise all by the ROad team faNs, these games happen 4-5 times a year with the same TwO teams in the same building.

    • @davidkapelnikov8637
      @davidkapelnikov8637 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had nothing on what game? What outside arena was filled with fans screaming?? Can you say that again in English pls

    • @markbassett6561
      @markbassett6561 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some Random Guy bruh, Toronto hasn’t been to the finals since the Sabres been in existence...

  • @disneyfan8719
    @disneyfan8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:03 It was 10 years (13 as I'm writing this) since their last playoff win, not 20.
    8:23 the year was 2003, 2005 was the full lockout year.
    10:28 and it was 2012.

  • @james7819
    @james7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You flipped my Sabres logo. Hahaha. 1999 was such a bad year.

  • @BruinsFan-st5ws
    @BruinsFan-st5ws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a pens fan, I enjoyed getting roasted by Urinating Tree

    • @Jackyjack655
      @Jackyjack655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pens are trash 😂😂😂

    • @AndrewD190
      @AndrewD190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I enjoy listening to it
      -flyers fan

    • @Draftspike
      @Draftspike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “As a pens fan”- *Bruins Fan 6000*

    • @sully0628
      @sully0628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Draftspike probably jumped ship since the pens are a mediocre team now

    • @jreiland07
      @jreiland07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awkward

  • @duncanreilly5656
    @duncanreilly5656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    THE FUCKING PENGUINS

  • @ryankocher
    @ryankocher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Buffalo won their last series in 06-07. Not 20 years ago but you’ll prolly be right in a few years with that statement.

  • @nasty2755
    @nasty2755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I new 110% you would mention us not making it passed the 2nd round

    • @slaybomb96
      @slaybomb96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are numb to that here in Detroit xD

    • @DevinShillingtonSkateboarding
      @DevinShillingtonSkateboarding 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      us?

    • @hockeynut178
      @hockeynut178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Knew 110% you were Minnesotan from the way you couldn't spell.

    • @rachjohnson3464
      @rachjohnson3464 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      From Minnesota here and we did pass the 2nd round and went to the conference finals but lost

    • @colefhockey603
      @colefhockey603 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @disneyfan8719
    @disneyfan8719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Habs fan, all I can say is...
    Fuck you... 😂😂😂
    In all seriousness, all nice roasts (I was especially surprised by how confident UrinatingTree sounded when roasting his own team)

  • @keeganhall5082
    @keeganhall5082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’m a bruins fan and I didn’t think we got it that bad. Most of us have already heard these

    • @MechanisedChaos
      @MechanisedChaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hear them all the time, they're nothing new at this point. I'm surprised he didn't put in the Boychuck trade.

    • @keeganhall5082
      @keeganhall5082 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MechanisedChaos same

    • @acknowledge4176
      @acknowledge4176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or the kessel trade

    • @acknowledge4176
      @acknowledge4176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the wheeler trade

    • @markdewsnap4253
      @markdewsnap4253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the modern day Bruins are more embarrassing. Signing McQuaid to an extension instead of Dougie Hamilton, waiting WAY too long to fire Claude, hiring Don Sweeney, letting Lucic go, trading Martin Jones less than 24 hours after trading for him, letting both players from the Seguin trade walk away in free agency (he wouldn’t have become the insanely talented player he is under Claude’s system, but whatever), as someone else already said in here the Boychuck trade, delaying the inevitable rebuild we so desperately need as all our core players age, and less and less fill the gaps, not protecting Colin Miller in the expansion draft, the near 40 year cup drought, losing in 2012 to an (at the time) unproven third string goalie, the list goes on and on

  • @JackofSpades6
    @JackofSpades6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Remember the White Russian without a cup joke? Oh wait.

  • @viperwest24
    @viperwest24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Pens fan here: laughed my ass off at the pens roast well done video all around

    • @miacostello3760
      @miacostello3760 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m a pens fan too, and I hear that they always get lucky and early on no one cared.... which is so true!

  • @benr10
    @benr10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Back in 1996 they just let any team get to the finals." Me in 2018: Yeah about that...

  • @familyguyfan8899
    @familyguyfan8899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    #BringBackTheWhalers

    • @TAFARockWarrior97
      @TAFARockWarrior97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Blackhawks fan, I'd love it for the Whalers and Nordiques to come back!

    • @FirestarroxSR
      @FirestarroxSR 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Move the Isles or hurricanes

    • @lukef2945
      @lukef2945 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuck is wrong with you? #BringBackTheThrashers

    • @lukef2945
      @lukef2945 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SkankHunt 42 nothing I liked the thrashers

    • @bluejaysbaseball
      @bluejaysbaseball 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      firestarrox1 Coyotes? Panthers?

  • @gregoryheym8062
    @gregoryheym8062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Make a video where you trigger all teams fan bases but name it Triggering all nhl teams fan bases so you don’t get dislikes.
    STONKS

  • @falloutfan6649
    @falloutfan6649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Urinating Tree makes an appearance for WADDYA KNOW THE FUCKING PENGUINS!

  • @katherineberger6329
    @katherineberger6329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's kind of hard to trigger Wild fans when we know our team's going to be garbage for at least another decade. But hey, there's always the Twins.
    *NEW YORK YANKEES HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT* Oh this is gonna suck.

  • @voiceoftheguns27
    @voiceoftheguns27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed with the Pens roast. I was honestly waiting for Caron to be mentioned for the Pens somewhere. If you mentioned his name, I'm pretty sure any diehard Pens fan would just punch the screen. As far as not being able to mention three players on the Pens roster in 2004-2005, hint: one player is still on the team...

  • @timpoolsbeanie2296
    @timpoolsbeanie2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sharks blowing that 3-0 series lead to the Kings was one of the darkest days as a sharks fan 🤦‍♂️

  • @rickawesomegaming1661
    @rickawesomegaming1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Welp. Time to add 2019 to the Lightning.

  • @GoldenDust59
    @GoldenDust59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    TAMPA BAY HAS A NEW ROAST

    • @samdaman3933
      @samdaman3933 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      go knights

    • @pieco897
      @pieco897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro your a weirdo bandwagon

    • @GoldenDust59
      @GoldenDust59 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pewdiepie supporter ok bro what is your problem. Are you going video to video harassing me because my new local team is good? What a creep

    • @pieco897
      @pieco897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go Knights Go “local” team ShARkS WiLl DeStroY YoU yup true now

    • @GoldenDust59
      @GoldenDust59 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pewdiepie supporter well not yet. Game 7. And what do you mean by “local” are you working n of the idiots who think people don’t live in Las Vegas?

  • @TheOriginalCrum
    @TheOriginalCrum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TREE!!! YESSS, I LOVE YOU TWO. MAKE MORE VIDEOS TOGETHER

  • @ianzang2178
    @ianzang2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real triggering factor is that fivepoints got most of his facts wrong

  • @_c3a3m_88
    @_c3a3m_88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t know you were a rangers fan. Instant subscribe.

  • @jaylew8408
    @jaylew8408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved it..just curious if fan duel offers a reach around? Either way keep it up

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes they do but only if you use my code

  • @aarfran
    @aarfran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In regards to the Ducks they lost the 03 final not 05. And they beat the Oilers in game 7

    • @smorepie
      @smorepie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Ducks lost in Game 5

    • @CJ9899
      @CJ9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      smorepie They lost in 03 in 7 games

  • @krakrex780
    @krakrex780 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for making the Flyers one 1st. Appreciate you getting the painful part of the video over. My buddy who is a Pens fan says the same thing about his team it's quite funny

  • @becca_49ers.giants.sharks23
    @becca_49ers.giants.sharks23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow, you spent a whole 10 seconds on the Sharks lol

  • @garethhale1672
    @garethhale1672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best, most comprehensive burn list for the NHL! Hell, for anything really. Never stop!

  • @walruslover0446
    @walruslover0446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you said that johnathan toews has aged horribly well stanly cups do that to you

  • @plebobliterator
    @plebobliterator 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how sometimes you start the video or start a segment with ‘ahh yes’ I think it is hilarious!

  • @skippyice
    @skippyice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the colorado one aged nicely

  • @emorydaniel9084
    @emorydaniel9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:26... That would be Rico Fata. And Dick Tarnstrom was our leading scorer (a defenseman) for I believe one or two years

  • @emeraldcountry616
    @emeraldcountry616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What do ya know?
    *THE FUCKING PENGUINS*

  • @brianlavalley3983
    @brianlavalley3983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Urinatingtree sent me. Much love. Such subscription

  • @robertsmith3827
    @robertsmith3827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a Yotes fans. THANK YOU!!!! For what you said about the Yotes, we deserve it especially the way how this season is going for us.

    • @JakeWorden
      @JakeWorden 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Smith ikr lol

    • @JakeWorden
      @JakeWorden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Smith we have 3 different goalies and every game we pick someone new to start lol

    • @SlashNoContacts
      @SlashNoContacts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Smith they got there fist win ten games into the season right? Lmao

    • @garrettdowell1
      @garrettdowell1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Drug Dealer Behind You're House more like 12 games in to tie the record for consecutive losses to start the season

    • @kryskobold
      @kryskobold 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a Preds fan, but I legitimately feel really bad for the Yotes this season.

  • @JakobyAndrew
    @JakobyAndrew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "And Corey Perry is a dick" fucking dying.

  • @Jack.speciale
    @Jack.speciale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No “Leafs” is for the WWI division the maple leaf division
    Same with the blackhawks the black hawk divison

  • @midgetwthahacksaw
    @midgetwthahacksaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Ducks, we did break that game 7 curse finally.
    The rest? Can't argue with it.

  • @GamingClanExperience
    @GamingClanExperience 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Who would get triggered at facts?

  • @zwaxy_
    @zwaxy_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    He goes “ when was the last time u have the playoffs oh yeah 20 years and said people have been born already that can legally drink” when u have to be 21 😂🤣

  • @noah_warren
    @noah_warren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The sad thing is I love the canes and the last one is so true

    • @ghgmusic5970
      @ghgmusic5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not anymore. This years average is 16,905 with 12 sellouts. Last time we had anywhere near that amount of sellouts was 2008-09 with 10!

  • @robjohnson1530
    @robjohnson1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every goalie on the Golden Knights is still injured to this day.... and I am a VGK fan! We are too fixated on the Bellagio fountains spouting out to John Wick Mode than getting quality healthcare for our netminders!

  • @andmiller0418
    @andmiller0418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:35 I WAS AT THAT GAMEEEE!!!!!!

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Aged like that Nazi that chose poorly”
    My sides just achieved Low Earth Orbit

  • @_c3a3m_88
    @_c3a3m_88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Should’ve mentioned how Ottawa had traded their first round for Matt duchene and that pick now has the best odds for 1st overall. It would be funny if Colorado won the cup and got jack Hughes 😂

  • @Mylodi
    @Mylodi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:00 yeah, we had Gretzky, but he was out of his prime when we got him so he wasn't playing that well.

  • @docmcstuffins645
    @docmcstuffins645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    welp cant roast columbus now, seeing they swept the record setting lightning

  • @hannahs2423
    @hannahs2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AYYYYYYYY RANGER FANNNNNN

  • @floodsterssportszone3814
    @floodsterssportszone3814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank you!!!

  • @itscringecat
    @itscringecat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (14:40) Um, there was no 04-05 team. That was the lockout year...

  • @dfgccgggff7963
    @dfgccgggff7963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like urinating tree only likes the pirates and hates the pens and Steelers

    • @garrettmercado7074
      @garrettmercado7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That relationship is icy at times too 😂

  • @aidandawnfire25
    @aidandawnfire25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blues: Now have one cup and vindicated our legacy of failure :p

  • @mariner3120
    @mariner3120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you're gonna try and "trigger" fanbases, at least get your facts right. The Ducks lost the Cup in '03 not '05. And one of those pictures wasn't even from a game 7 loss.

  • @Adri_Unsung
    @Adri_Unsung 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really thankful this was made two years ago instead of recently after the wings finished last in the league cause talking about that would’ve actually hurt my feelings lol

  • @james7819
    @james7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh BTW the last playoff series win for the Sabres was in 2006-07, to where they lost in 7 in the conference finals to the Hurricanes.

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SEE HOW HARD THIS IS

    • @james7819
      @james7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justinn Zamora Thanks for the correction

  • @CosbyTheCaterpillar
    @CosbyTheCaterpillar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Thought he was in the NFL and beat his girlfriend" LOL!
    Also the Ducks triggering point should be that they were literally created as Walt Disney advertising. They are literally a commercial in NHL team form.

  • @nickstemple1417
    @nickstemple1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And now the golden knights and capitals in the Stanley cup final

  • @golsonmoldon9455
    @golsonmoldon9455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blueskirt fan.
    Thank you for that @ 1:20, I hit stop and got out in time.

  • @realWNKY
    @realWNKY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Before i watch this, i bet the canucks will be about the 2011 playoffs and the riot following it.

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pipebomb or why not include the 94 Cup finals as well.

    • @Sheepy_TV
      @Sheepy_TV 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They really can't take a loss

  • @FishingThe719
    @FishingThe719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The avalanche roast was ironic, since just a few months later they made it into the playoffs haha. Yeah, they barely scraped by, but they went from the worst team in the league the year prior, so im proud of the boys lol. Nice video!!!!

    • @FivePointsVids
      @FivePointsVids  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks man. Usually as soon as I talk shit in these some team turns it around and makes me look dumb.

    • @FishingThe719
      @FishingThe719 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FivePoints Vids maybe you saying this about them jynxed them in a good way haha.

  • @brandonblanco8379
    @brandonblanco8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now the St Louis Blues won the Stanley Cup

  • @rockzyk1291
    @rockzyk1291 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joke's on you. You can't trigger a fanbase that's entire existence is "suffering" (Columbus). Smile through the tears... :')

  • @christopherreimer9951
    @christopherreimer9951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You totally triggered me with Corey Perry Hes the goat 😂😂

    • @justhurst99
      @justhurst99 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IceTigers4ever of bitchin’

    • @radboom2760
      @radboom2760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IceTigers4ever Corey suck ass

  • @Delilah_Anne
    @Delilah_Anne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:33
    Ohhh I see what you did there, won’t tell anyone what it means don’t worry