The volleyball one is so funny to me. They just accidently stumbled upon a level 80 Raid Boss in the form of a family who is very good at volleyball. I can only imagine them beating you sitcom style where you don't score a point, get hit with the ball a couple times and at the end are just on the floor tired and bruised.
Imma be honest, I don't blame you because that sounds funny as shi as a present to give to someone that has no clue who in their group it was from. Also thumbnail artist is tofuubear I think, I know alot of artists styles because I draw and as a result hear about artists people like when asking them what they like so I can try to figure out what the general market wants.
Coney, for the Juliet story, there's one way I could believe it's real: the teacher told their daughter about it and asked how they wanted it to be handled. Juliet could've been annoyed enough at OP that they actually were fully prepared for the entire poem and wanted the opportunity to reject them publicly.
To be honest, I don't think the Juliet story is that farfetched. A lot of English teachers just act like that. Starting up drama is part of their genetic code
Here's my theory, teacher wanted creepy dude to stop hitting on their daughter. She also wants her student's to produce good work though so his passion is a great natural encouragement for him to git gud at English. Chances are our learned a lot about Shakespeare and just writing more generally! And finally, she's talked about the upcoming event with her daughter at home and likely even helped develop the clear and concise and relatively gentle line to shut it all down, "I don't like Shakespeare and I don't like you that way." Now as for the note after? Dunno bout that one chief, looks like the situation was already under control XD
@@2LettersSho problem is even if that’s true that’s a horrible way to handle it. Once the student came to the teacher and expressed interest in their daughter the teacher should have just said something right there instead of dragging it out and letting the guy humiliate himself. It’s not that hard But also if they’re in 7th grade it’s kinda messed up that the teacher wouldn’t even let something happen between the two. Like if they think her daughter hadn’t thought about that sort of thing at all they’re delusional
You mentioned in the volleyball story that they probably got into the sport because of anime. But the fact that there was an entire family that was into volleyball with a net already set up to crush them to dust is such an anime thing to happen for the writer to become stronger. The family was their rival team they had to defeat at the finals
That Shakespeare poem story hit WAAAAY too close to home as someone who has liked an English teacher's daughter, as a result I'm incredibly glad I had enough sense to just text her being honest and that she took it well
4:05 I was in the stream for this and its just made me think again. How would you even go about not fumbling for a 3rd time? Like you never even knew their name 😭
I did the whole "disguise handwriting when leaving a love note" thing in third grade but the girl recognized it was my handwriting and told me she already had a boyfriend I just kinda accepted this at the time but looking back on it, it was fucking THIRD GRADE why did she already have a boyfriend
Yeah I don’t understand how many of these people don’t realize that offering their number is a flirt, like its never happened to me and I still know what that means
I’m aromantic and sometimes I second guess my aromanticism and doubt myself. But with all of these stories about crushes, I’m reminded that I am DEFINITELY aromantic. I love this series and it has the added bonus of slightly boosting my confidence. Thanks Coney! Keep it up!
As a guy who works for the school system who is friends with a number of teachers (including English teachers), that story is almost certainly legit. I have a friend who is an English teacher that had a running gag with his department head, because he knew she didn't ascribe to some theory about a Shakespearean tragedy. I think it's the "Hamlet is dead" theory, maybe? Doesn't matter. He kept telling his students to bring it up when they took her class, because he taught juniors and she taught seniors. He thought it was cute and a funny little joke between them. Turns out, she thought of it as harassment for literal years, did not think to tell him, put a harassment claim forward with the school board the year before she retired. How do I tie into this story? The year she retired, she left me a large catalogue of books, because I actually had her class (not his though) and I was one of her favorite students. A few years later, I was helping the school out by subbing (this is prior to me being employed there full-time) and I found out this story from him and how it led to her not leaving him all of the teaching materials she was supposed to. Turns out, she left me the teaching materials instead, screwing him (her replacement as English department head) over for several years. I gave them to him, and so he finally was able to use them. Moral of the story? English teachers can be mad petty for no reason, and sometimes they have pretty f'd up senses of humor.
That one where the girl implied giving the guy her number and him walking away made me genuinely angry like idk what about that one in specific pissed me off because ive heard worse fumbles but that one had me fuming
The quality of the thumbnails and the titles for these videos keep getting better and better. I can't tell which is funnier, the bully one, the gay one, or the over-leveled volleyball family one.
2:45 The awkwardness of asking for someone's name can be avoided at any time with the excuse of: I'm trying to memorize it; It may take a few times. I remember a time I've had a friend for about 7 years now and for the first 6 months. I couldn't remember their name because I got it confused for so many other names. It was hard for me to remember and so I would misremeber their name; usually trying to avoid needing to say it as much as possible. Only asking every other week or so until I remembered it. It sucked. Moral of the story is people usually prefer being called by their name. If your reason for asking it again is to avoid saying "hey you", they usually will oblige.
For the Juliet story, I wonder if the teacher was just really out of touch with the daughter and thought it was going to go well, but had to backpedal real hard afterward
only coney will panic after his roblox stream doesn't work because he thinks he won't have a youtube video and then not turn cringe confessional into 2 videos.
FELLAS - the best way to save yourself from forgetting a romantic partners name is Ask them for THEIR phone number, and then ask How to spell their name in case it might have a weird spelling and then they just spell it for you and bam, got their name
For the forgetting the name story, literally just force yourself into a scenario where you have to say her name. Either it will come to you in that moment, or you own up to it and turn it into a humorous situation, because you’ve somehow managed to completely forget her name in 5 minutes and that’s pretty funny. I promise it’s a win-win situation if you play your cards right, also owning up to mistakes is 1000x more based than wallowing in them in silence for years on end
Hey sorry for the question but I wanted to ask if there's a place to get all the cringe confession vods, I dont know if my stoey was read but I submitted it around 2 months ago and couldnt keep up with the streams due to big things happening in my life.
Coney's twitch has VODs that are two months old or less, so if you submitted two months ago it should have you covered. Older VODs are on the Coney VODs TH-cam channel, but it's several months behind currently.
@@Zorua3 I see, I actually went into the Twitch channel and the olderst video was 1 month old, I did watch the full December 21st Cringe confession vod tho. But honestly thamks a lot for the help mate ^-^ appreciate it
How can each episode of Cringe confessional keep topping the last. Bravo Coney chatters, you are all hilariously cringe. Also props to Coney, he makes this show so much more than just an askreddit tts video of "redditors, what is your cringiest story"
Oh how I would miss the days where cringe would only stay in your memories and potentially some of your friends that were there. But now people got cellphones and nobody is safe from Cringe ANYMORE
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Babe wake up! New Cringe Confessional Video just dropped! (Just kidding. I don’t have a girlfriend. Or a crush for that matter. Unlike most of these people)
I always love seeing Chat spam “Fellas” in videos where Coney just, doesn’t say Fellas
Coney Intro = Fellas + ConeyTime + ToadWave
@@sporkyone The classic combo
He doesn’t need to say it if chat says it for him
its cuz we can tell when his "youtube" voice comes on lol
ToadWave
The volleyball one is so funny to me. They just accidently stumbled upon a level 80 Raid Boss in the form of a family who is very good at volleyball. I can only imagine them beating you sitcom style where you don't score a point, get hit with the ball a couple times and at the end are just on the floor tired and bruised.
There never was a story more twisted and sick,
than that of Joe Kester and his furry-making trick
Fucking bars
I cannot believe Joe Kester's immense power.
1:49:00 in the twitch vod to hear the story for any youtube frogs that go in search of the video.
@@novabunny007 is that timestamp only for the VOD on twitch or also for the Coney VODs channel on youtube?
It was only for the VOD on Twitch
@@novabunny007can't find it :(
Cringe confessional is genuinely one of the best series on youtube
True
13:33 is pure gold and EXTREMELY clippable
I’m the tiddie mousepad guy, honestly thought that my story got filtered out and i forgot all about this LMAO, very funny to see coney react very nice
There still is the upside that the airport people were all strangers
hey he got a thumbnail out of it
Imma be honest, I don't blame you because that sounds funny as shi as a present to give to someone that has no clue who in their group it was from.
Also thumbnail artist is tofuubear I think, I know alot of artists styles because I draw and as a result hear about artists people like when asking them what they like so I can try to figure out what the general market wants.
how long ago did you submit your story I just want an extremely rough ETA lmao; submitted mine back in mid-late July
@@holyfrackledang I can’t really remember, I don’t think it was too long after the website launched
That poor guy was really called "No Rizz Romeo" by Chat. It was bad enough what happened, he was set up for failure.
Coney, for the Juliet story, there's one way I could believe it's real: the teacher told their daughter about it and asked how they wanted it to be handled. Juliet could've been annoyed enough at OP that they actually were fully prepared for the entire poem and wanted the opportunity to reject them publicly.
bro, that would be a red flag for the parent/teacher
I believe everything happend as said strange shit always happens and that just seem like normal crazy people or normal unhinged shit.
To be honest, I don't think the Juliet story is that farfetched. A lot of English teachers just act like that. Starting up drama is part of their genetic code
If it’s true that’s honestly so messed up
My English teacher was the most grounded person I've ever known and shut down drama before it even began.
Here's my theory, teacher wanted creepy dude to stop hitting on their daughter. She also wants her student's to produce good work though so his passion is a great natural encouragement for him to git gud at English. Chances are our learned a lot about Shakespeare and just writing more generally!
And finally, she's talked about the upcoming event with her daughter at home and likely even helped develop the clear and concise and relatively gentle line to shut it all down, "I don't like Shakespeare and I don't like you that way."
Now as for the note after? Dunno bout that one chief, looks like the situation was already under control XD
@@2LettersSho problem is even if that’s true that’s a horrible way to handle it. Once the student came to the teacher and expressed interest in their daughter the teacher should have just said something right there instead of dragging it out and letting the guy humiliate himself. It’s not that hard
But also if they’re in 7th grade it’s kinda messed up that the teacher wouldn’t even let something happen between the two. Like if they think her daughter hadn’t thought about that sort of thing at all they’re delusional
@@peanutinc.7670 Not mine lmao. She WAS the drama. Our class wrote a whole ass dossier to try to get her fired because she was so bad.
You mentioned in the volleyball story that they probably got into the sport because of anime. But the fact that there was an entire family that was into volleyball with a net already set up to crush them to dust is such an anime thing to happen for the writer to become stronger. The family was their rival team they had to defeat at the finals
The camp bully realized that nothing he could make fun of the kid for could outperform what he did
The 14:22 story is one of the few that had me saying no out loud, 10/10 night terror fuel
I’ve traveled with furries via plane. I know for a fact TSA agents have seen *far* worse than an anime titty mousepad
Oh no...those poul souls. I would never wanna see what's in a furry's luggage bag.
Oh no. I think border patrol found majira’s fursuit, but I can only imagine what TSA would see
The boobie mouse pad was abaolutely the highlight of the TSA guy's day.
That Shakespeare poem story hit WAAAAY too close to home as someone who has liked an English teacher's daughter, as a result I'm incredibly glad I had enough sense to just text her being honest and that she took it well
The guy set himself up to fail making it public
4:05 I was in the stream for this and its just made me think again.
How would you even go about not fumbling for a 3rd time? Like you never even knew their name 😭
I honestly don't know because now it's on the guy to ask her out. and if she says no she just says no
You really are a showman dude, i was watching it live but ended asleep in my pc because i hadn't had any sleep for like 30 hours
We gotta get more guests! If we could get Vinny or TK in one of these, that’d be dope.
As someone who's been in band for a couple years now, that story that the gay guy came up with is the most band kid thing I've ever heard
The snot kid planning to escape to Argentina like a nazi scientist is the craziest part
Cringe Confessional with guests is Goated ngl
Finally new episode of cringe confessional
The story at 14:22 was probably one of the craziest stories I’d ever heard on this segment!
I did the whole "disguise handwriting when leaving a love note" thing in third grade but the girl recognized it was my handwriting and told me she already had a boyfriend
I just kinda accepted this at the time but looking back on it, it was fucking THIRD GRADE why did she already have a boyfriend
They really got out the security tapes and gave him a boundaries talk over an "I like you" note? What kinda school did this kid go to?
I always love chatting during the livestream and seeing myself on the YT vid
The first one was actually so legendary. The bully with the character development is great.
Hearing the underrated gem that is Let Me Laught At The Cool playing as the background music in the beginning was awesome, good job editor!
How do you not take the number? Even if you don't realise it's an opportunity? Just take the number in innocence to help her wake up on time.
Yeah I don’t understand how many of these people don’t realize that offering their number is a flirt, like its never happened to me and I still know what that means
That yell from coney jumpscared my dog who was sleeping on accident.
Thank you coney.
I hope he was sleeping on purpose
I’m aromantic and sometimes I second guess my aromanticism and doubt myself. But with all of these stories about crushes, I’m reminded that I am DEFINITELY aromantic. I love this series and it has the added bonus of slightly boosting my confidence. Thanks Coney! Keep it up!
What does that mean
Aromanticism is having little to no romantic attraction to any gender
i feel that, homie
these are _their_ problems lmfao
As a guy who works for the school system who is friends with a number of teachers (including English teachers), that story is almost certainly legit. I have a friend who is an English teacher that had a running gag with his department head, because he knew she didn't ascribe to some theory about a Shakespearean tragedy. I think it's the "Hamlet is dead" theory, maybe? Doesn't matter. He kept telling his students to bring it up when they took her class, because he taught juniors and she taught seniors. He thought it was cute and a funny little joke between them. Turns out, she thought of it as harassment for literal years, did not think to tell him, put a harassment claim forward with the school board the year before she retired.
How do I tie into this story? The year she retired, she left me a large catalogue of books, because I actually had her class (not his though) and I was one of her favorite students. A few years later, I was helping the school out by subbing (this is prior to me being employed there full-time) and I found out this story from him and how it led to her not leaving him all of the teaching materials she was supposed to.
Turns out, she left me the teaching materials instead, screwing him (her replacement as English department head) over for several years. I gave them to him, and so he finally was able to use them.
Moral of the story? English teachers can be mad petty for no reason, and sometimes they have pretty f'd up senses of humor.
The camp bully pulled a Speedwagon
Finally, a fresh new Coney moment I'm Cringington (RIP green screen)
1:10 aah yes, findom, very fun.
That one where the girl implied giving the guy her number and him walking away made me genuinely angry like idk what about that one in specific pissed me off because ive heard worse fumbles but that one had me fuming
The quality of the thumbnails and the titles for these videos keep getting better and better. I can't tell which is funnier, the bully one, the gay one, or the over-leveled volleyball family one.
is that calisto yews theme from miles edgeworth investigations I did not expect that it caught me off guard so bad
I saw this pop up in the vods, very exiting!
4:45 Wait did we not get the end of this story in the edit? Somebody from the stream tell me if this man hit 3 fumbles 🤔
There was no end to the story, that was how they ended it, thats why Coney was asking them to write back in for the ending.
@@Vaughnsta99 Ah that's depressing. Until he adds to the narrative I'm just gonna assume he f'ed up again
2:45 The awkwardness of asking for someone's name can be avoided at any time with the excuse of: I'm trying to memorize it; It may take a few times.
I remember a time I've had a friend for about 7 years now and for the first 6 months. I couldn't remember their name because I got it confused for so many other names. It was hard for me to remember and so I would misremeber their name; usually trying to avoid needing to say it as much as possible. Only asking every other week or so until I remembered it. It sucked.
Moral of the story is people usually prefer being called by their name. If your reason for asking it again is to avoid saying "hey you", they usually will oblige.
Is nobody gonna talk about the Pyrite Town theme in the background for part of the video?
That said, love the content, Coney!
Theres no way he got in trouble for writing a love note
Best series on youtube
I almost didnt even click on the video bc I didn't know it was cringe confessions, I love these
for all we know everyone in that airport told at least 10 people they know
17:15 this dude found a optional boss
the gay dr strange story is one of my favorite ones to this day, poor girl lmfaooooooo
He wasn't a bully, just an antagonist who wanted him to do better.
For the Juliet story, I wonder if the teacher was just really out of touch with the daughter and thought it was going to go well, but had to backpedal real hard afterward
Cringe confessional is my favorite show
only coney will panic after his roblox stream doesn't work because he thinks he won't have a youtube video and then not turn cringe confessional into 2 videos.
Yeah, I don't care what people send, nothing will EVER top Squidward Tentacles. The story, plus the context, plus your reaction? Perfection
9:15 Mission Indelible
0:24 NEED I SAY MORE???
Thumbnail got me here lickity-split
Reminder that Coney leaked his email and admitted that someone confessed murder to him during this stream
Murder is cringe
Bro I was expecting the mousepad to be found by like a parent, but the fuckin Airport security lmao
Ayo that first one had a top notch redemption arc
FELLAS - the best way to save yourself from forgetting a romantic partners name is Ask them for THEIR phone number, and then ask How to spell their name in case it might have a weird spelling and then they just spell it for you and bam, got their name
Oh hey, one of these Cringe Confessionals was mine! :D
That is the most English teacher story I have ever heard
that thumbnail will insure a 1 of 10 video for sure
For the forgetting the name story, literally just force yourself into a scenario where you have to say her name. Either it will come to you in that moment, or you own up to it and turn it into a humorous situation, because you’ve somehow managed to completely forget her name in 5 minutes and that’s pretty funny. I promise it’s a win-win situation if you play your cards right, also owning up to mistakes is 1000x more based than wallowing in them in silence for years on end
Ooh nice choice of music editor.
Let Me Laugh at the Cool is just too good
Simply hopping in to give his own old confessional
THANK GOD CRINGE CONFESSIONALS ARE BACK BRO
An English teacher that named their daughter Juliet and then said grew to hate Shakespeare, like because of her name... God that poor girl
Hey sorry for the question but I wanted to ask if there's a place to get all the cringe confession vods, I dont know if my stoey was read but I submitted it around 2 months ago and couldnt keep up with the streams due to big things happening in my life.
Coney's twitch has VODs that are two months old or less, so if you submitted two months ago it should have you covered. Older VODs are on the Coney VODs TH-cam channel, but it's several months behind currently.
@@Zorua3 I see, I actually went into the Twitch channel and the olderst video was 1 month old, I did watch the full December 21st Cringe confession vod tho.
But honestly thamks a lot for the help mate ^-^ appreciate it
in summary: DON'T let him cook
00:40 Calisto Yew's theme. Just had to point that out. Resident Ace Attorney superfan here.
3:45 you friendzoned that poor girl
15:40 Rizz GAWD
9:24 What did you write in that note that was bad enough to get the authorities involved??
I didn't know Baljeet sent a submission to cringe confessional.
24:17 I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MIRACULOUS-ASS PLOTLINE
"Because of the rumor that you turned her gay, you ruined her high school life"
Me, who it happened to twice
How can each episode of Cringe confessional keep topping the last. Bravo Coney chatters, you are all hilariously cringe. Also props to Coney, he makes this show so much more than just an askreddit tts video of "redditors, what is your cringiest story"
To the mousepad person, if that's the worst moment of your life, you've lived a very good life lol
Man I love these video keep it up Coney
For the guy that never knew the girls name he should’ve asked how to spell her name when putting in the contact
this is my favorite series
So that volleyball family sounds like a Midwest Amish/Mennonite family.
Somebody please clip that Baggage Check alert that Coney did. Please.
Oh how I would miss the days where cringe would only stay in your memories and potentially some of your friends that were there. But now people got cellphones and nobody is safe from Cringe ANYMORE
6:50 MUCHAAAAACHOS!!
I watched the vod for this a few days ago and caught my first stream yesterday
This is one of those times where I'm glad the thumbnail in the Coney video was just clickbait and nothing more whatsoever.
What a wonderful late chistmas present :)
interesting thumbnail but its cringe confessional so im not complaining
TH-cam will never know the legend of Joe Kester
i still have no idea and i doubt the twitch vod is still up
THE VOLLEYBALL FAMILY
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how do you submit cringe confessionals I just thought of a banger one
"Hey y'all, Coney here!"
Bro was Usain Bolt
Love this video!Hope your doing good!
Babe wake up!
New Cringe Confessional Video just dropped!
(Just kidding. I don’t have a girlfriend. Or a crush for that matter. Unlike most of these people)
Well... I guess I make most of the right decisions
I'm more of a youtube watcher buy watched this live, and it was great the whole time. 👍🏼