Never in my times, did I ever hear one of Acapela's TTS ever use a unique tonality for a exclamation point. For real though, I searched, and found out these are preset lines they have for certain sentences. They're called "Vocal Smileys", and Acapela have a PDF of each voice's preset lines.
Two things: A) The kid accidentally leaking Frozen II is, I'm pretty sure, the first time a "My dad works at Entertainment Industry" story was actually real. B) The kid making a religion out of the Sonic bible clearly isn't internet savvy, because Brian David Gilbert already did that. ("Every Sonic game is blasphemous | Unraveled")
15:15 Holy fuck it's my story, I thought it had been passed over because the content was kind of a bit too "Touchy". And no it wasn't that kind of inappropriate, it was just grabbing my shirt and slapping me on the back and stuff, just unwanted harassment. Edit: It's the Museum of Tolerance in LA, you can google "Museum of tolerance chamber entrance" and it's the first result on images, the second result is the interior with videos playing.
If anyone wants to see Coney absolutely losing it over this story, it's 2:08:11 in the VOD. And If IrisFoxGirl is reading, don't worry, I'm fine, you're allowed to laugh at the story, it wasn't as bad as it was interpreted.
23:10 coney this is the beautiful thing about zoom classes. the kid closed their computer. some non insignificant number of kids probably saw frozen 2, said mom come look at the computer, and that family knows now.
8:15 chat is there anyone who'd like to step up to the Composition Confessional and tell me what background song plays here, it unfortunately wasn't credited at all here Edit: I'm also VERY INTERESTED in the songs at 21:38 & 24:10, someone help me out here
Unfortunately I got nothing. I’ve played many a game in my lifetime, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard these songs before. (The second one sounds a bit like Sonic Unleashed though)
13:41 i had Drama class with my crush and I'm a bit awkward with improv stuff, I would have ended it all holy shit Edit: How the fuck did you get a date off that? You are freaking LUCKY or ungodly ammounts of cute oh my GOD!
honestly, I think that God just decided "you know what, that was so bad I'll give you a do-over" and told him in a dream to text her back during a midday nap
23:27 This just feels like that Unraveled episode where BDG talks about the Sonic bible. "Either Sonic is a god, or could kill God, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"
3:09 That chatter is going through the same thing Butters did with his grandma in a South Park episode. Grandpa or that kid were truly inspired by that episode
9:34: If someone told me that this was the plot to an episode in a created by Dan Schneider sitcom, I'd honestly believe them 100%. This sounds exactly like how his shows were written.
There's quite a bit of Schneider plots that would not be out of place in a South Park episode. Honestly, that sounds like a fun game to play. Name a plot and see if it's from South Park or a Schneider sitcom
19:56 At first I thought she meant the Japanese opening, and was just picturing her yelling the lyrics like "SUBURASHI CHINCHIN MONO KINTAMA NO KAMI ARUUUUUU!!!"
24:55 Obviously no one would want to deal with this from their young kid, but I do think that while you don’t WANT to talk about “why it’s bad”, you should as a parent still take it upon yourself to take the kid aside later in private and explain at least some basics like “hey, I told you not to draw that, that’s because it’s not appropriate to show private parts publicly most of the time” and explain at the very least what boys have vs girls. Cause if they’re drawing that, it’s a sign they’ve already seen SOMETHING and it could even be worse than you as a parent realize. Trying to help protect the kid from going down a rabbit hole they don’t know better than to proceed down would be my main concern. You don’t need to have the entire birds and bees talk if they’re 9, but they’ve proven they’ve seen at least something crude, and I’d want to help them not run into people trying to take advantage of them or something worse because I was too afraid to be real with them, even if it was in a “simplified for a child” way
Are all submissions to Cringe Confessional read both aired and skipped (two separate quesstions)? Also how big of a back log is there from submit to aired to edited and uploaded (also two separate questions)?
The thing that makes it believable is that this is a theater kid. A bit after this story, Coney shared an incident that occurred at his own high school where a girl did improv about something to the effect of needing another Holocaust. Theater kids can just be weird like that. It's the awkwardness of being a teenager combined with the lack of filters that acting provides
22:45 Though dad being a disney animator is based. I don't care how you feel about Disney, if you're a kid in the single digits you'd be astonished to know your mom or dad work for childhood the animation company.
My biggest "this isn't real" moment: I woke up in the hospital with no memory of the days prior. I'm wearing a cervical collar and they tell me i got into an accident on my skateboard. I was wearing a bunch of blankets and they told me I had hardware installed on my legs. I take of the blankets to see that both of my legs have been secured with bolts and rods so I can't bend my knees at all. I looked like a damn bionicle. On the third day in the hospital, I fell into denial. I convinced myself this was all a dream. I closed my eyes really tight and told myself that when I opened them I would be in my apartment. It didn't work. Definitely more of a story about the stages of grief.
for anyone who does not take warnings seriously enough there is a cringe confesional fake site it's not from coney it's just called cringe confessional
10:33 i love how coney silently reacts to rod popping the "graæde"
my favorite cringe confessional running joke
same, whether he pops the graede or not, we react
10:51 his "I love you" jumpscared me😭
and when Coney tried another bot is even funnier 11:27
graæde
Rod’s “I love you” is the most human I’ve ever heard a TTS bot sound.
Never in my times, did I ever hear one of Acapela's TTS ever use a unique tonality for a exclamation point. For real though, I searched, and found out these are preset lines they have for certain sentences. They're called "Vocal Smileys", and Acapela have a PDF of each voice's preset lines.
The improv teddy story is the most harrowing one I’ve ever seen I don’t think I could show my face anywhere ever again
Two things:
A) The kid accidentally leaking Frozen II is, I'm pretty sure, the first time a "My dad works at Entertainment Industry" story was actually real.
B) The kid making a religion out of the Sonic bible clearly isn't internet savvy, because Brian David Gilbert already did that. ("Every Sonic game is blasphemous | Unraveled")
I would think that this story took place before that Unraveled video released
@@fireeye6762I admire your optimism, but be realistic
I texted my mom that I watched CONEY. Probably the most embarrassing moment of MY life.
You should have taken that embarrassing moment to the grave
I don' think I've ever seen a cultist simulator pfp
Hope to see this next episode then. 😅
horrifying
We weren’t going for an any% anhero run but here we are
15:15 Holy fuck it's my story, I thought it had been passed over because the content was kind of a bit too "Touchy".
And no it wasn't that kind of inappropriate, it was just grabbing my shirt and slapping me on the back and stuff, just unwanted harassment.
Edit: It's the Museum of Tolerance in LA, you can google "Museum of tolerance chamber entrance" and it's the first result on images, the second result is the interior with videos playing.
Bet Marcus learnt his lesson
And nobody was harmed in the end, except for that kid of course-
If anyone wants to see Coney absolutely losing it over this story, it's 2:08:11 in the VOD.
And If IrisFoxGirl is reading, don't worry, I'm fine, you're allowed to laugh at the story, it wasn't as bad as it was interpreted.
Genuinely one of the funniest stories ever submitted thank you for sharing
Thank you so much for submitting it. First time ive cried laughing in years
15:30 Behold, this is unironically one of the funniest cringe confessional stories and moments to ever grace the Coney stream.
16:15 "Coney I'm watching your stream, why you trying not to laugh bruh? That's disrespectful as shit bruh! STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BRUH!!!"
Girls Night on Cringe Confessional was something else. Shit was intense
Girls are SCARY, right fellas?
13:43 Is the first time I've been truly flabberghasted by something on this series lmao
That improv rizz is the epitome of a “girl diff”
right if a guy said the same thing they'd call him gay smh
23:10 coney this is the beautiful thing about zoom classes. the kid closed their computer. some non insignificant number of kids probably saw frozen 2, said mom come look at the computer, and that family knows now.
that pickle story is rod's magnum opus as a performer
omori pfp spotted
Testicles can and will swell to the size of oranges. And much larger. Take it from me, a prior EMT and ER Tech.
....but then you will have big balls 😀!!! WOOHOO
Hydrocele moment
I’m in PA school, was about to comment this same thing, I’ve seen it get pretty close to an orange size
Dgoold2 Penis Appraisal?
i am the person who submitted this story i was NOT exaggerating
13:42
The Teddy Condom story and the kid getting gassed sure were stories, good lord.
20:53 Coney's reaction to Dragon Ball Z Kai opening theme
The video has been out for 5 min 😭
absolute nightmare comment to open this video to
damn i thought you meant gassed as in got winded after running a long distance or something. not like, ya know, gassed.
20:55 holy shit I was not expecting Natewantstobattle to appear in a Coney stream LMAO. What a time to be alive
24:28 my mind immediately went to the bridge
18:38 Shoutouts to the editor for using Hit’s theme from FighterZ for the Dragon Ball story
This was an INSANE Girl’s Night on the CONEY Stream
It’s my birthday today. This is the best birthday gift ever, I fucking love cringe confessional.
Happy week late birthday
13:47 if I don't unpause- it never happened right?
HAPPY ENDING?!?!?!?
Actually what I did
oh my god exactly what I did. jfc
fr why i'm here right now
i skipped a full 10 sec
The Teddy one can’t be real there’s absolute zero shot
i love cringe confessionals! it makes me happy when i see the upload! thank you, coney! thank you!
The whole Rod grade and I love you section are why I still wake up in the morning
Lmao “2005 ass chatter” is crazy 21:44 and every one spamming OLD🤣😭 I love twitch chat
Not joking when i say i got an ad for Sonic X Shadow Generations in the middle of that Sonic story.
8:15 chat is there anyone who'd like to step up to the Composition Confessional and tell me what background song plays here, it unfortunately wasn't credited at all here
Edit: I'm also VERY INTERESTED in the songs at 21:38 & 24:10, someone help me out here
Do you have like 15 people using this account or something like how do you do this
@@YourLocalNobody420 This one is ChristopherMoom with a Moom, wrong fella
I saw that I got two replies and was hoping that meant my question had been answered 😭 (no shade to either of you)
8:15 = Grocery Store - Tough Love Arena
21:38 = Usual View, Usual You - Nights of Azure
24:10 = St. Francis Hospital - Trauma Center Second Opinion
Unfortunately I got nothing.
I’ve played many a game in my lifetime, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard these songs before.
(The second one sounds a bit like Sonic Unleashed though)
24:00 "the only good part is we banned all furry NSFW" b
biggest curveball of the night right there! That's the best part!
rod should do EVERY story
12:37 is it just me or does it sound like the tts was singing that first part?
omg you are so right, It's lines up perfectly with the music
i was gonna say, the narrator had a nice bar right there. stayed on beat and everything!
13:41 i had Drama class with my crush and I'm a bit awkward with improv stuff, I would have ended it all holy shit
Edit: How the fuck did you get a date off that? You are freaking LUCKY or ungodly ammounts of cute oh my GOD!
honestly, I think that God just decided "you know what, that was so bad I'll give you a do-over" and told him in a dream to text her back during a midday nap
23:27 This just feels like that Unraveled episode where BDG talks about the Sonic bible. "Either Sonic is a god, or could kill God, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"
3:09 That chatter is going through the same thing Butters did with his grandma in a South Park episode. Grandpa or that kid were truly inspired by that episode
9:34: If someone told me that this was the plot to an episode in a created by Dan Schneider sitcom, I'd honestly believe them 100%. This sounds exactly like how his shows were written.
To be fair that’s where the inspiration came from
It sounds like that episode of Sam and Cat where they were essentially dealers with a banned soda instead of actual drugs
There's quite a bit of Schneider plots that would not be out of place in a South Park episode. Honestly, that sounds like a fun game to play. Name a plot and see if it's from South Park or a Schneider sitcom
Why is there always a holocaust museum involved lmao 😂😂😂
17:58 SCOTT STERLING!!
First stage of grief, denial😂 that’s what you are describing in the first story when you do somthing bad
"Help am horny and don't know what to do! Will I die?!"
Yes
8:40 hope the chatter here didn't grew up to arrange underground fights on some basement
I love the ladies getting representation on cringe confessional. Just swaps the whole vibe and makes it feel way more unique and cool.
28:00 average mom moment🤦
DBZ Kai is an interesting thing to be obsessed with, good for you
Rod is the absolute goat of Cringe Confessional
The outro is so cozy I love it.
IT'S CONEY TIME
Coney popped a lot of HUUUUHHHHH's in this one. enjoyable flick
I got jumpscared by Supertf's outro LOL 5:13
Coney feels the universe splitting when a decision is made and a new timeline pops up
Imagine pasting in the entirety of the Minecraft movie starring Jack Black before anyone knew it was casted and live action into a zoom meeting....
I think this was the first confessional I've felt complete shock
Ron MVP
8:13 Did Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers submit this story 💀
Big fan of ladies night on cringe confessional
I had a cousin kick my ass with soccer boppers those things did NOT absorb a punch
No better way to spend a 30 min car ride than listening to the best cringe on the internet 🔥
Yes Coney, I too wish I can reverse time when something bad happens involving me
Bro I just started rewatching cringe confessional like 2 days ago holy shit again?
This is the scariest thing to have happen before Halloween
19:56 At first I thought she meant the Japanese opening, and was just picturing her yelling the lyrics like "SUBURASHI CHINCHIN MONO KINTAMA NO KAMI ARUUUUUU!!!"
that one made me shrivel up, u know the one
I've been binging this show for the past week and I'm so happy its still getting new episodes.
I barely know that theater and musical theater are different. Barely.
1:20 just quick save every day that’s what I do
listen the dragon ball kai opening goes hard i don't care what you say
12:38 why did the bot read it on beat witht the music 😭
Getting a sonic ad right after the sonic religion story is willllld
10:32 CONEY POG
24:55 Obviously no one would want to deal with this from their young kid, but I do think that while you don’t WANT to talk about “why it’s bad”, you should as a parent still take it upon yourself to take the kid aside later in private and explain at least some basics like “hey, I told you not to draw that, that’s because it’s not appropriate to show private parts publicly most of the time” and explain at the very least what boys have vs girls. Cause if they’re drawing that, it’s a sign they’ve already seen SOMETHING and it could even be worse than you as a parent realize. Trying to help protect the kid from going down a rabbit hole they don’t know better than to proceed down would be my main concern. You don’t need to have the entire birds and bees talk if they’re 9, but they’ve proven they’ve seen at least something crude, and I’d want to help them not run into people trying to take advantage of them or something worse because I was too afraid to be real with them, even if it was in a “simplified for a child” way
The 12:30 story slayed me
16:16 "my moms kinda homeless"
What?
Are all submissions to Cringe Confessional read both aired and skipped (two separate quesstions)? Also how big of a back log is there from submit to aired to edited and uploaded (also two separate questions)?
The teddy condom story is so absurdly fake, why did the editors even let that through? You would have had to have been born yesterday to believe it.
The thing that makes it believable is that this is a theater kid. A bit after this story, Coney shared an incident that occurred at his own high school where a girl did improv about something to the effect of needing another Holocaust. Theater kids can just be weird like that. It's the awkwardness of being a teenager combined with the lack of filters that acting provides
3:59 It is entirely possible it was oranges. It’s definitely happened before
Cool, a heap of cringe for my birthday! I’ve waited for this moment!
Awesome Coney video!
Cringe confessional is the best shiet ever
I don’t know how his mom misinterpreted that, it clearly means his body is covered in horns
That child is margit the fell omen
Brave of the kid to come out as being an Omen. To the sewers with ye!
@@jammo7370or mohg lord of blood
22:45 Though dad being a disney animator is based. I don't care how you feel about Disney, if you're a kid in the single digits you'd be astonished to know your mom or dad work for childhood the animation company.
Oh yes, my favourite show!
(Personal bookmark): Music starting at 10:32
My biggest "this isn't real" moment:
I woke up in the hospital with no memory of the days prior. I'm wearing a cervical collar and they tell me i got into an accident on my skateboard. I was wearing a bunch of blankets and they told me I had hardware installed on my legs. I take of the blankets to see that both of my legs have been secured with bolts and rods so I can't bend my knees at all. I looked like a damn bionicle. On the third day in the hospital, I fell into denial. I convinced myself this was all a dream. I closed my eyes really tight and told myself that when I opened them I would be in my apartment. It didn't work.
Definitely more of a story about the stages of grief.
Yo that's sick you're like a terminator
@@SavageJarJar More like frankenstein's monster, but if the parts all came from his own body. I just have one metal plate in my left leg
@@jacksonbrown1830 oh. I'm sorry. It would've been a lot cooler if you were the Terminator.
@@SavageJarJar I agree, but I've heard prosthetics suck :P
14:45 life on ez mode
That is the least censored thumbnail I’ve ever seen in my life
I'm so glad the museum story didn't stay twitch exclusive, that confession had me in tears of laughter.
coney but what dates where this confessionals submitted?! I want them to be timely
LETS GO ITS TIME TO RELISH IN PEOPLE’S WORST EXPERIENCES
16:15
“THATS IT YOUNG MAN” LMAOOO
Got interrupted right here 24:01 by a Sonic the Hedgehog ad..
10:13 I just hit unc status for remembering these
oh HELL yes! i thought this format was dead!
thank u for the cringe crumbs conester
WE'RE SO BACK
1:50 i also do that coney
When I lost my virginity I told both my parents it was hilarious my dad was excited mom was disappointed but happy I was safe and honest 😂
I CLICKED INSTANTLY YAY CRINGE CONFESSIONAL
for anyone who does not take warnings seriously enough there is a cringe confesional fake site it's not from coney it's just called cringe confessional
Gee I'm so excited to start a new show! Hope Coney is supportive in the first five seconds of this video 😊
Thank god the Teddy story had a good ending. I don't think I could've continued my day if that story just ended without a good ending.
Song at 18:37?
coney got new headphones? are those the maxwells?