Had a lot of computer problems whilst making this one. Not sure I'm happy with how it turned out in the end, but I hope you enjoy it. A major thank you to Anthony for the amazing thumbnail. Seriously, that guy has so much talent!
+123RADIOactive Whenever Lazy says 'smash that like button or I'll smash you' , I wonder if he knows that smash is sometimes slang for getting some action ..if you know what I mean ;) .
@Lurking Carrier The point is that you would not use this specific terminology if you were an actual P.I. retelling a story. If you were a hobbyist novelist inspired by games such as Silent Hill on the other hand...
Great stories but tough to believe they are real. I mean... what P.I. or police officer in general refers to a forest as " towering green giants blotting out the sun overhead"? This is definitely a story written by a writer. Maybe I am missing something since I am new to this channel.. Lazy, do you find stories and then write around them to make them more presentable?
I was thinking the same thing, listening to the story around 14:00 minutes. Apparently, the father went to run an errand, and left a 4 year old child home alone. That's gotta be bull shit.
This is interesting! Please do more of these private investigations and cult stories! Please! You're voice fits the eerieness and it sings me to sleep like a lullaby
I am so sorry but I had to pause the video for a good 10 minutes from laughing at the way you said "caribou will fuck your day up" bit." There were tears.
Duude, this was a really good one! I'd love to hear a whole series from this guy. It's always really interesting to hear stories from people who are either investigating things that are, or become, strange... or from people like 'first responders'. People like police, firemen, paramedics, and such.. They are the ones who walk into some insane situations, and don't usually have the option to just run away, or to choose not to deal with it, as it's their job. Great video as always Lazy. Keep up the amazing work!! :D
Not only is this 6y old comment wholesome, the OP’s name is hilarious or cool depending on the meaning of slash lmao 👍 assuming you’re using the 80s slang version haha
True creepy parents, true creepy best friends, true gang stories, more true criminal stories. Just some suggestions, all your vids are great but if I had to pick I'd prefer the more realistic stuff over the paranormal stuff
Lazy; I've been listening to u 4 a long time and these stories today are the reason why. Great narrating and great original story selection. I bow to the king.
I actually thought the first story was creepier... this was a particularly brilliant video, love the idea of a private investigator stumbling into these dark stories. Would love to hear some more.
I had problems falling asleep, turned on my phone and saw a new video from you. As fast as i could i searched for my headphones, plugged them in an hit the play button. I really enjoyed it. You and Corpse_husband are awesome and i just discovered you guys like 2 weeks ago. Keep making the good content! As for the question about what you should do next, some more deep web or staircases in the woods stories! They are truly making me shiver. It's weird that most people listen to fairytales to fall asleep, while i listen to horror stories :D
Your voice has ruined channels like corpse husband and be busta for me. After listening to you their voices seem out of place but you with your accent goes perfectly with these types of stories.
That one with the old ladies creeped me right the hell out!! I would die of fright if I had been involved in that!! Good stories, thanks for the chills!!
I remember when I first saw one of your videos last year on vacation. I'm so glad I found you again! I thought I'd never find your TH-cam channel again
Do you edit these stories yourself? It's wonderfully written and narrated, all of your stories are. I've listened to so many creepy pastas/ true scary stories, but you read them the best. No other gets me seeing the picture like you do. You deserve so much more recognition.
+FPSRussiaFan1995 you are all a bunch of pussies 😂 and this is coming from someone who has seen a demon/evil entity. fearing stuff like spirits gives them more power over you. js .
Lol have you ever been next to a caribou? They are fucking huge and that rack on their head will kill you something proper. Not dangerous? A kick from a caribou will fuck you up.
Yo, Moose and Caribou are terrifying. They will charge you and kick your jaw broken. Then you lay there in the ground in agony. A cougar will kill you within minutes by going after your throat. If I am going to die in the wilderness. I choose the quick route.
hildebob I am willing to bet you not hunter. The racks and hoofs of deer, Elk, Moose and Caribou will rip you up like knives. Although they may like sweet and kind wild animals are not to be mess with.
@@Krissybelle Actually, Cougar tend to crush the skull of their prey instead of the neck, which is an uncommon trait for big cats, yep. Their jaws open wide enough that they can manage that, especially with their tooth design. This is partly because big prey in Canada tend to have extra fat, or thick throats and muscle (think moose and caribou, or even wolves), and they tend to jump down from above right on the head. Antlers can get in the way of the neck as well as still being lethal if they thrash if only biting their neck, and the winter makes it really difficult for them because of which species are still available for them to catch. They also will drag their prey by the head to ensure antlers don't swing around and get in the way, hurt their legs, or get stuck on the underbrush. Getting a hold of the head is a far safer way to take down most of their prey than the neck. Even small prey like honeybadgers are actually physically impossible to grab safely anywhere aside from maybe the head because they can completely contort their body underneath their skin and bite, and their bites go through bone like butter. Porcupine are the same deal, gotta get the head. We might only have 2 venomous snakes here, and no deadly spiders or things of that like, but the things living here - big and small - in Canada's forests are absolute bad-asses and will mess you up, lol! Birds? Deadly violence (the epitome being our national bird, the Canadian Goose). Otters? Yep, deadly violent. Fish? Yep, some of them are *bitey* and some can remove your finger if you're not careful. Herbivores? They'll completely total your car if you hit them, antlers stabbing and killing you through the windshield as they get kneecapped and fall over, and they'll just get up and trot away. Carnivores? Well, you'll be completely returned to nature after being a good meal, bones and all. XD
You used to be my 2nd favorite and mr.nightmare was my all time. Despite Mr. Nightmare having more subscribers, you are my go to now and without a doubt best narrator in all of youtube! I rarely visit Mr. Nightmare anymore
+Andrew Maksym well not really. It is hairless doesn't have a dear head, walks on all fours, has giant claws, can manipulate people, and looks like a hairless dog
J'zargo The Khajiit ok they're a little different but both do hunt for live prey. so there is that similarity. and both are usually reported in N. america
+Andrew Maksym A lot of things hunt for prey in North America. They are very different. The rake would be more similar to the skinwalker than the wendigo anyway. But he is a separate entity.
You should tske about 5-10 of those small x-acto craft knife razor blades, cook them into little balls of jell-o, and swallow them. Then make a viseo for liveleak when the start coming back out! :D You woukd be famous over night, the "Razor Blade Pooper" they'll call you, "1 Butt 10 Razor Blades" is what you should call the video..... Wait actually dont do that, I'm going to. I want that fame so please sont steal my idea
Despite the rather creepy stories, if I put my headphones in and lie down, i will inevitably fall asleep to your voice. Everyone (i think) is in agreement that your is perfect for story telling, but apparently it's also perfect for relaxing and falling asleep too.
i love how the first story the guy doesnt want to tell where he is but being Canadian myself, i know the only boreal forests are in ontario, so he went out of the way to NOT say where he was, but did so anyway lol. great video as usual :)
"I just want start this by saying that I don't believe in ANYTHING paranormal at all. The only thing I believe is *something insanely paranormal that no sceptic on the planet believes...*" 🤔
Out of all the scary story readers, you are still my favorite. I know it may not be what you do, but hearing you read Poe, Hawthorne, or Mary Shelley would be fabulous.
I absolutely LOVE NO SLEEP!!!!! Please keep reading these. Not many do. I have been a subscriber for a long time! I only wish you the best. Great vid!!!
Nice! The thing I hate is sometimes I won't get notifications for new videos or I won't get one for hours after the content was uploaded. By then there is no chance to get a reply. I'm rather frustrated with TH-cam at the moment lol
I always have this eerie, creepy feeling when he reads those stories and then you come to the end and he hit's you with "HEY GUYS; LAZY HERE" in this fun and upbeat tone and I'm just like, oh god bless I'm at home and safe.
it's because it's not the kind of joke a private investigator makes. especially the language he used. it's more like the vocabulary of somebody who's an avid gamer, rather than a middle aged detective
Not sure how much is believe these but at least they are in the realm of possibility. But true or not they are superbly well written and fantastically narrated. Normal people don't use so many metaphors and descriptors. Writers do. So either this PI dabbles in writing or gets creative with case notes. But still, I don't care if its true or not. As a writer I appreciate the craft given to these tales, and would greatly love so see (and hear) more wordsmithing from this one :) awesome stuff~
+tekbarrier Basically, in games, draw distance is how far off the graphics will load before stopping. To put it simply, it's like being in a fog. The closer you get to something, the clearer it will be as more graphics will be loaded. I don't explain things very well so if it's still confusing, just ask Google.
you corspe husband and urmaker are truly the best scary story tellers ever, never stop making these videos and help keep people aware of the stuff most people arnt aware of
1:25 in the morning, love listening to this channel! The best and only time to listen to these creepy stories is at night, In The Dark. awesome channel and stories Lazy, keep it up!
What video would you guys like next? Skinwalker stories?
YES
Yes pls c:
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes please those are amazing. So are you and your stories!!!
Yeth
you always sound polite when you say the f*** word. its so cute
It makes dirty talk very difficult.
+Lazy Masquerade kek
+ana free
the fuck word?
ive always found it amusing. totally contradicting.
+Lazy Masquerade lol
Had a lot of computer problems whilst making this one. Not sure I'm happy with how it turned out in the end, but I hope you enjoy it. A major thank you to Anthony for the amazing thumbnail. Seriously, that guy has so much talent!
+Lazy Masquerade We still love you, either way bud. Keep it up or I'll take that subscribe buttom and smash you with it!!! ;) ;) ;) lol jk
drug hallucinations, urban legends come true, and kidnapping stories sound good for some scary stories in my opinion. :€)
holy hell dude this story was x2 scary when you narrated it
We thoroughly enjoyed it! You also have so much talent! You made our Sunday!
+123RADIOactive Whenever Lazy says 'smash that like button or I'll smash you' , I wonder if he knows that smash is sometimes slang for getting some action ..if you know what I mean ;) .
"it's like NPC's entering my draw distance"
lol true story doe
Sam KIA a men od culture as well
I almost expected some moron to reply... ThaTs nOt HOw yUo sPElL dOe iTs ThO
Yea that completely invalidated the story lol. a PI playing video games 😂😂
@Lurking Carrier The point is that you would not use this specific terminology if you were an actual P.I. retelling a story. If you were a hobbyist novelist inspired by games such as Silent Hill on the other hand...
Oh come on
If this guy put a book on audible of nothing but him reading creepy reddits, I'd buy it.
Then I'd die of sleep deprivation.
i would listen him saying 'cookie monster' for hours
I don’t know what you mean I use this to help me get to sleep
I was thinking the same thing! I would buy audiobooks with him as the narrator! ❤️
SortOfSaudi _ I’m guessing because they want to hear the stories instead of sleep 😊
Wait a minute, you guys listen to him at night??? I get freaked out listening to him during the day, let alone at night!!!
Written by Nick Valentine
Like right 😂
lmao staaaap
IN THE CASE OF THE HOT HOLOTAPES!
NICK VALENTINE VS THE ZETANS
NICK VALENTINE AND THE CASE OF THE MYSTERIOUS RED CLOUD!
There was no sign off, update, general comments, or threats at the end. I don't know if I can handle not being threatened with smashing. :(
it was more unsettling than the stories
I hope you've lived in embarrassment since making this lame comment 😐
Great stories but tough to believe they are real. I mean... what P.I. or police officer in general refers to a forest as " towering green giants blotting out the sun overhead"? This is definitely a story written by a writer. Maybe I am missing something since I am new to this channel.. Lazy, do you find stories and then write around them to make them more presentable?
They are like creepypasta, an author writes them as the character in the story is the narrator
It's not real. When it is, you youtuber write "true" in the title
Its a post from r/nosleep
Is it really so impossible to have a knack for both professions?
I was thinking the same thing, listening to the story around 14:00 minutes. Apparently, the father went to run an errand, and left a 4 year old child home alone. That's gotta be bull shit.
This is interesting! Please do more of these private investigations and cult stories! Please! You're voice fits the eerieness and it sings me to sleep like a lullaby
True
So agree, I listen to him every night to help me sleep, but then I try to stay awake to finish the story.
me too...
Christ, his voice is perfect. He's ruined the other channels for me.
None of the frilly attempts at dramatization some others do.
Lillith IKNOOO RIGHT
How about Dr.Creepen? He's a Chad when it comes to a good voice.
SAME
I give his voice a solid 6 out of 10
I am so sorry but I had to pause the video for a good 10 minutes from laughing at the way you said "caribou will fuck your day up" bit." There were tears.
Duude, this was a really good one! I'd love to hear a whole series from this guy. It's always really interesting to hear stories from people who are either investigating things that are, or become, strange... or from people like 'first responders'. People like police, firemen, paramedics, and such.. They are the ones who walk into some insane situations, and don't usually have the option to just run away, or to choose not to deal with it, as it's their job.
Great video as always Lazy. Keep up the amazing work!! :D
Fake ~late reply
You need to make another glitch in the Matrix stories compilation, but great video this one as always!
I second that^^
:)
me too
** Would you please
Nice Nice I love you :3
My cat meowed and scared the shit out of me ;-;
Dammit Fluffy
Cyancia 😂
Cyancia 😂😂
If you named your cat fluffy you shouldn't own a animal
haha whenever i'm watching these scary videos or criminally listed channel a sudden noise out of nowhere scares the holy f*ck out of me lol
Fluffy 🤣🤣🤣 if I called my cat that he probably would disown me 😭😭 poor fluffster 🤣🤣
This detective should write a book.
+TheDiamondEyes I must be seeing shot because a reply to this comment disappeared from the comment and my E-mails.
My mom and I both enjoy listening to you! She describes you as "a great comfort during horrible stories".
Not only is this 6y old comment wholesome, the OP’s name is hilarious or cool depending on the meaning of slash lmao 👍 assuming you’re using the 80s slang version haha
True creepy parents, true creepy best friends, true gang stories, more true criminal stories. Just some suggestions, all your vids are great but if I had to pick I'd prefer the more realistic stuff over the paranormal stuff
Stories like these and the forest ranger/search and rescue people are my all time favorites. Wish there were more of them.
This was SO good!!! I would love to hear more!!! Love you Lazy!!! Such a great narrator and that voice makes me melt!!:) 💙
i love you
@@N3phi11im LMAO
Lazy; I've been listening to u 4 a long time and these stories today are the reason why. Great narrating and great original story selection. I bow to the king.
Great video. =]
Hey man I watched some of your videos, good stuff.
I watch ur stuff
I see you use =]
I counter your advances with a :)
You have an amazing channel man can’t wait for more uploads!
Please post more bro😭
I actually thought the first story was creepier... this was a particularly brilliant video, love the idea of a private investigator stumbling into these dark stories. Would love to hear some more.
Put on some smooth jazz and you have yourself a noir radio show.
Hey +Lazy Masquerade, please do more detective/private eye stories!
Actually I regret not using some jazz music for this D:
Aw xD that would have been so awesome.
You totally should next time.
Keep up the awesome work!
+Lazy Masquerade aw, that would've been great, oh well, we love you, Lazy!
...well there goes my dream of being a private detective
FoxAdventures fffffffam
Is the search-and-rescue guy the submitter referenced the same search-and-rescue guy who wrote those stories that Corpse Husband narrated?
Yup :)
+Lazy Masquerade 😂
Ayy. I loved that video! Those stairs stories were weird as fuck.
+Lazy Masquerade please narrate a vid that's super long I absolutely loved that vid
I had problems falling asleep, turned on my phone and saw a new video from you. As fast as i could i searched for my headphones, plugged them in an hit the play button. I really enjoyed it. You and Corpse_husband are awesome and i just discovered you guys like 2 weeks ago. Keep making the good content! As for the question about what you should do next, some more deep web or staircases in the woods stories! They are truly making me shiver.
It's weird that most people listen to fairytales to fall asleep, while i listen to horror stories :D
A story off Reddit? Dang Lazy you're such a rebel!
Haha.
+1word cause lately TH-cam has been so crazy about copy righting.
+1word really? using Autistic as an insult to something? That's ridiculous
+1word Apologies then. It read as an insult in print. :-)
+Kelly Melton go cry
I'm really early, better say a random quote.... HOLD THE DOOR!
When you're done commenting another settlement needs your help
+The L Delivery Man XD
just close the goddamn door
Hodor
+winnelle haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door
Normal person: `listens to mainstream upbeat music while exercising'
Me:'Listens to Lazy masquerade while exercising'
Feeling like someone is following you is a great motivator
this is gonna be good.
Your voice has ruined channels like corpse husband and be busta for me. After listening to you their voices seem out of place but you with your accent goes perfectly with these types of stories.
True, but Mr. Nightmare's voice fits well
Creepy McPasta and Sir Ayme also tell scary stories and have some pretty soothing accents as well. :)
Little Atmosphere They are meant to be chilling, not soothing.
+Metroid Hedgie I find Lazy's voice soothing. Welcome to the Internet :) not everyone will agree with you.
Little Atmosphere I know that? Lmao don't pretend like you're smart.
That one with the old ladies creeped me right the hell out!! I would die of fright if I had been involved in that!! Good stories, thanks for the chills!!
I remember when I first saw one of your videos last year on vacation. I'm so glad I found you again! I thought I'd never find your TH-cam channel again
Do you edit these stories yourself? It's wonderfully written and narrated, all of your stories are. I've listened to so many creepy pastas/ true scary stories, but you read them the best. No other gets me seeing the picture like you do. You deserve so much more recognition.
I just realized that I almost always watch Lazy's videos right before bed xD
And I sometimes fall asleep to them (not because they are boring)*^
Haha, you're not alone dude. His voice is really soothing and relaxing. I usually listen to the story again if I fall asleep.
I always do the same watching this before going To bed
+Dylan Kessler same haha. I usually fall asleep halfway through then re-watch it the next day because I can only remember half the story xD
I like Eden's voice for that, But her stories are too exciting to fall asleep to.
OMG! Loved this one! Never heard one about Private Investigators...please make more like this!!!
great video man
Watching this at night wasn't a good idea 😂
lol I listen to this shit before I go to bed
I know I couldn't sleep till midnight
+FPSRussiaFan1995 you are all a bunch of pussies 😂 and this is coming from someone who has seen a demon/evil entity. fearing stuff like spirits gives them more power over you. js .
+Autumn Yates lol the first story freaked me out because I saw someone watching me through a window last month
+FPSRussiaFan1995 okay now that I'd understand. I'd probably shit myself 😂😂
"honey, would you like a chip?"
*shoves chip into the face of a mannequin*
"you sure are a messy eater
So you're saying that if a tree falls in the woods, and nobody's there to see it, it can bend the laws of reality?
Also please to the third part
What laws of reality lol?
Honestly, if you have scary or paranormal shit, Private Investigators I think can be friends of the people.
Never heard of Caribou being dangerous. Tasty. But not dangerous. Where I live in Canada I only really need to fear Cougars (not the fun kind).
Lol have you ever been next to a caribou? They are fucking huge and that rack on their head will kill you something proper. Not dangerous? A kick from a caribou will fuck you up.
Yo, Moose and Caribou are terrifying. They will charge you and kick your jaw broken. Then you lay there in the ground in agony. A cougar will kill you within minutes by going after your throat. If I am going to die in the wilderness. I choose the quick route.
hildebob I am willing to bet you not hunter. The racks and hoofs of deer, Elk, Moose and Caribou will rip you up like knives. Although they may like sweet and kind wild animals are not to be mess with.
Not even a pack of wolves would fuck with a full grown moose. They go after the old and injured moose because they're not stupid.
@@Krissybelle Actually, Cougar tend to crush the skull of their prey instead of the neck, which is an uncommon trait for big cats, yep. Their jaws open wide enough that they can manage that, especially with their tooth design. This is partly because big prey in Canada tend to have extra fat, or thick throats and muscle (think moose and caribou, or even wolves), and they tend to jump down from above right on the head. Antlers can get in the way of the neck as well as still being lethal if they thrash if only biting their neck, and the winter makes it really difficult for them because of which species are still available for them to catch. They also will drag their prey by the head to ensure antlers don't swing around and get in the way, hurt their legs, or get stuck on the underbrush. Getting a hold of the head is a far safer way to take down most of their prey than the neck. Even small prey like honeybadgers are actually physically impossible to grab safely anywhere aside from maybe the head because they can completely contort their body underneath their skin and bite, and their bites go through bone like butter. Porcupine are the same deal, gotta get the head.
We might only have 2 venomous snakes here, and no deadly spiders or things of that like, but the things living here - big and small - in Canada's forests are absolute bad-asses and will mess you up, lol! Birds? Deadly violence (the epitome being our national bird, the Canadian Goose). Otters? Yep, deadly violent. Fish? Yep, some of them are *bitey* and some can remove your finger if you're not careful. Herbivores? They'll completely total your car if you hit them, antlers stabbing and killing you through the windshield as they get kneecapped and fall over, and they'll just get up and trot away. Carnivores? Well, you'll be completely returned to nature after being a good meal, bones and all. XD
@Lazy Masquerade I swear has best story telling voice on TH-cam! I just LOVE IT!!!!
Hey lazy keep up with this guy and give us more of his stories as he posts
ikr if its like the stories of a search and rescue officer which is mentioned in the post yes.
+Famous last words i think its corpse husband because he is a search and rescue officer plus he also tells stories on youtube.
+anthlon Ohh really?? He's a rescue officer?
Corpse is in The USFS.
You used to be my 2nd favorite and mr.nightmare was my all time. Despite Mr. Nightmare having more subscribers, you are my go to now and without a doubt best narrator in all of youtube! I rarely visit Mr. Nightmare anymore
I love your accent. Perfect voice for narrating!
lazy your killing it with the stories other channels stories haven't hit me in the feels recently but yours have everytime
Please make "The Rake" Stories
+J'zargo The Khajiit the rake is basically a wendigo
+Andrew Maksym well not really. It is hairless doesn't have a dear head, walks on all fours, has giant claws, can manipulate people, and looks like a hairless dog
J'zargo The Khajiit ok they're a little different but both do hunt for live prey. so there is that similarity. and both are usually reported in N. america
+Andrew Maksym Jesus Christ what an insane conversation
+Andrew Maksym A lot of things hunt for prey in North America. They are very different. The rake would be more similar to the skinwalker than the wendigo anyway. But he is a separate entity.
Lazy rainy sunday, listening to this is relaxing for days as these. Creepy and comfy is how im kicking today! Love your stories!
you should do a video on encounters with unexplained beasts or aliens
You should tske about 5-10 of those small x-acto craft knife razor blades, cook them into little balls of jell-o, and swallow them. Then make a viseo for liveleak when the start coming back out! :D You woukd be famous over night, the "Razor Blade Pooper" they'll call you, "1 Butt 10 Razor Blades" is what you should call the video.....
Wait actually dont do that, I'm going to. I want that fame so please sont steal my idea
Tim fondiggle why you stealing my content homie
@@CornMatterToo oh fuck off. Unlesd you got the video im calling bullshit bruh
Is it weird that I can fall asleep to any of your videos? They're not boring, your voice just lulls me lol. Great job, love the videos you put up 😀
6 years later i find this.
could you make some more glitch in the matrix stories?
also I love your channel, thanks for uploading great content!
Could do, though the last two GITM vids weren't really well received by viewers. Might make another in the future at some point.
+Lazy Masquerade Thanks for replying lazy! :)
I also really loved those especially when i end up stoned and watching them, really mind bending stuff
Glitch in the matrix are my favourite ones.
Yes! I was waiting for this to be made into a video! ❤️❤️❤️
Please let there be a part 2 to this.
Despite the rather creepy stories, if I put my headphones in and lie down, i will inevitably fall asleep to your voice. Everyone (i think) is in agreement that your is perfect for story telling, but apparently it's also perfect for relaxing and falling asleep too.
would love to hear some alien stories
i love how the first story the guy doesnt want to tell where he is but being Canadian myself, i know the only boreal forests are in ontario, so he went out of the way to NOT say where he was, but did so anyway lol.
great video as usual :)
Lazy you are the reason why i enjoy horror and why i started listening horror thnx bro
"I just want start this by saying that I don't believe in ANYTHING paranormal at all. The only thing I believe is *something insanely paranormal that no sceptic on the planet believes...*" 🤔
it's weird to think that some people are 5-7 minutes into the video at this moment.
I'm exactly 7 mins in as reading this
6 mins nigga
8 m8
21 bb
I did nazi you making a comment on this video.
Out of all the scary story readers, you are still my favorite. I know it may not be what you do, but hearing you read Poe, Hawthorne, or Mary Shelley would be fabulous.
"Private detective" 😏 I'm a very very dirty minded person 😂
SIR NO
+Gerard Dun ok ):
+Gerard Dun SIR YES
+An unknown Rpg YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
+MuricaMan557 Feeldabern That's what she said 😏
I love your stories they are extremely eerie ur voice makes the stories extra scary!
Was there ever a part 2 to this series?
I absolutely LOVE NO SLEEP!!!!! Please keep reading these. Not many do. I have been a subscriber for a long time! I only wish you the best. Great vid!!!
Nick Valentine
exactly what I was thinking
I just couldn't get his image out of my head lol
+ZombryaTheDark same here bro.
Jack Kelso
That piece of shit!
I love it when stories actually feature good writing and the dramatic parts don't seem corny.
Sucks being late cause you have a less chance of Lazy commenting :(
You rolled the dice and won.
+Lazy Masquerade I'm glad I won and thx for replying. :)
Lucky. I have never had a TH-cam artist respond to my comments. One day senpai will notice me lol!
+Velvet Lunar Skies I got lucky a couple months ago and be.busta replied to my comment.
Nice! The thing I hate is sometimes I won't get notifications for new videos or I won't get one for hours after the content was uploaded. By then there is no chance to get a reply. I'm rather frustrated with TH-cam at the moment lol
This is one of the best videos coz the script and narration are IMMACULATE
Whoo 301 club! Also when is that QnA you promised?
It'll come :)
Stop...
I always have this eerie, creepy feeling when he reads those stories and then you come to the end and he hit's you with "HEY GUYS; LAZY HERE" in this fun and upbeat tone and I'm just like, oh god bless I'm at home and safe.
"Watching at 12:00 A.M today yeah why not :/"
Same just turned 12 in texas
+benblade 123 lol I just turned 69
+Tristen Barton -_-
+Tristen Barton did you acctuly or is it that "69" sex position ur talking about?
+witboi33 Hahaha yes!!
This was good! Hope they make more parts to this!
"Its like NPCs just entered my draw distance" Well that discredits this whole story...
How so?
Yeah how???!!???
Just because he made a joke...?
it's because it's not the kind of joke a private investigator makes. especially the language he used. it's more like the vocabulary of somebody who's an avid gamer, rather than a middle aged detective
MrFatboyalert I see.
"Trust me, caribou will fuck your day up seriously bad."
You don't have to tell me, I watched The Polar Express.
I would like to hear more like this please
If I can find some, I'll make that happen :)
Lazy Masquerade that would be appreciated thank you good sir.
Any luck?
I work from home and I watch your videos during my shifts. Thank you :-) I enjoy being spooked.
Not sure how much is believe these but at least they are in the realm of possibility. But true or not they are superbly well written and fantastically narrated. Normal people don't use so many metaphors and descriptors. Writers do. So either this PI dabbles in writing or gets creative with case notes. But still, I don't care if its true or not. As a writer I appreciate the craft given to these tales, and would greatly love so see (and hear) more wordsmithing from this one :) awesome stuff~
Love love love this one, Lazy!!! The cabin one creeped me out! ❤💀❤
this 2nd 1 is so clique.. "something was off about the trees..they were wrong, somehow"
cliche*
Private Investigator Stories Part 2, maybe? I desperately need this!
"NPCs just entered my draw distance" XDD
What does that mean?
+tekbarrier Basically, in games, draw distance is how far off the graphics will load before stopping.
To put it simply, it's like being in a fog. The closer you get to something, the clearer it will be as more graphics will be loaded.
I don't explain things very well so if it's still confusing, just ask Google.
+Lord Gaben Bruh, calm down
Not everyone knows this shit, just let him be.
+Lord Gaben give me a knife already
+Lord Gaben its time to stop
I like listening to your stories as I fall asleep. I think you have a perfect voice for these type of videos.
a continuation is up on the post! Would you perhaps read it too?
AWESOME reading LM. I am REALLY liking these PI stories. Keep up the GREAT work as using.
PAARRTT 2!!!
Rewatching all your videos from the beginning IM SO GLAD I FOUNF YOUR CHANNEL!!!! 💕💕💕☺️🥳🥳
You should do the searchandrescuewoods stories
I second this.
amazing! these weird PI videos are my favorite! way to go Lazy!!
notification club represent 😊
Reporting for duty
Ready for action!
ATTENTION!
good vid Lazy. Congrats on getting 350,000 subs keep em coming buddy
Im finally early 😭😭
Same here
Love your picture
+Christy Fleer thanks 😊
You're welcome :)
you corspe husband and urmaker are truly the best scary story tellers ever, never stop making these videos and help keep people aware of the stuff most people arnt aware of
Ah, an OG corpse enjoyer ❤ a person of culture
once upon a time there was a guy and he got spooked the end
1:25 in the morning, love listening to this channel! The best and only time to listen to these creepy stories is at night, In The Dark. awesome channel and stories Lazy, keep it up!
Decided to listen to this today rather than last night when Lazy posted it bc I'm a pussy 😬
Same
+Major Chaos No need for violence
+Killer Gnomestar fake n gay
Man this stuff is just mindboggling... Great work narrating!!!
Could we get true creepy missing stories? or true creepy parent stories?
I have trouble sleeping. I get so into these videos it helps me relax and fall asleep. Thank you!
I'd like to hear some Hmong Shaman stories from you. c: