4 Disturbing TRUE Stories from Reddit

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  • @maeveelizabeth9739
    @maeveelizabeth9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "30 minutes pass, and not a hooker to be seen" is honestly my favorite thing you have ever said

    • @SquirrelN
      @SquirrelN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well shit, 2 more weeks of winter then.

    • @chuckshartz2722
      @chuckshartz2722 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a hooker was stirring, not even a hoe

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios ปีที่แล้ว

      I would die. 😞😭💀

  • @garrofwar148
    @garrofwar148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    6:00
    ""Walked through a field with a lot of trees"
    they call those forests, its a forest.

    • @beckysmisery.9769
      @beckysmisery.9769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      garrofwar148 Lmaooo I love the phrasing in these stories sometimes.

    • @jesseknox9322
      @jesseknox9322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mustve happened around 420

    • @46goddess25
      @46goddess25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      In my island of Barbados, we only have one remaining forest in the entire island. But one can find many fields which have a lot of trees in them, though.... but that doesn't make them forests. lol

    • @46goddess25
      @46goddess25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @lastchip There's no mention of fruit trees, which is what an orchard is full of. So it may very well be just a field with a lot of random trees.

    • @oliviaburres1522
      @oliviaburres1522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      garrofwar148 unless it’s a tropical area it’s not called a Forrest but the Woods. So you’re wrong as well😂😂 also he could’ve just said a wooded area and still be correct

  • @somethingysomething9483
    @somethingysomething9483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    "He had a bag of bread with him"
    Threatening

    • @janedoh123
      @janedoh123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Somethingysomething I would be a little wary of a frozen French stick 🥖

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He may have been a French Insect Glaive main.

    • @leppy3027
      @leppy3027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's the danger loaf

    • @leppy3027
      @leppy3027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the danger loaf

    • @claudiavh2602
      @claudiavh2602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe it was a really crusty French baguette.

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    "I proceeded to snipe his head with my trusty rock"
    What a way to describe hitting someone on the head.

  • @AndreRawrr
    @AndreRawrr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "Andre hung his naked ladies on our tree, and was very proud of his work" Oh boy I was

    • @sleepyghostgirl
      @sleepyghostgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      André Laurence i read your comment without any context and was incredibly concerned. Getting to the point in the actual story where he says this clears up a lot of things

    • @TheMagiciansLoveX
      @TheMagiciansLoveX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2019 gang

    • @anotheraccount2052
      @anotheraccount2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      big baby I actually read it and realized someone will probably read that out of context I am so happy to have seen this lmao

    • @ChakkyCharizard
      @ChakkyCharizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds pretty bad without context.

    • @honeypeach2748
      @honeypeach2748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As soon as I read your comment, the video said it

  • @KingoftheLizardz
    @KingoftheLizardz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2972

    "Insomnia isn't fun at a young age" INSOMNIA ISNT FUN AT ANY AGE, CHRIST!

    • @yellowishpurple1452
      @yellowishpurple1452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hate it

    • @stalk8r
      @stalk8r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      If anything, it's more "fun" at young age before you have bills to pay.

    • @trollabear7946
      @trollabear7946 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have Insomnia

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have insomnia whenever I don't have a job like now.

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I usually have insomnia when I don't have a job like now lol.

  • @solohymbloodborne5406
    @solohymbloodborne5406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2293

    The words “true story” and “reddit” shouldn’t ever go together

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Solohym Bloodborne 😂 oh so true

    • @storytellingsnek5255
      @storytellingsnek5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Yes they should.
      Example: There are no true stories on reddit.

    • @galaxyslayer5195
      @galaxyslayer5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @geekymaddy1597
      @geekymaddy1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ya how do we know these are real??

    • @TheDaibu
      @TheDaibu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@geekymaddy1597 ikr? Some of these sound obviously fake.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Damn you, TH-cam - your new end card system has made my ending look ridiculous D:

    • @Nievesggness
      @Nievesggness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're*

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Your*

    • @bropill3243
      @bropill3243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get it together Lazy

    • @brokencripple2758
      @brokencripple2758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hehe soon that ending will be mine in 21 more minutes just wait lazy i will laugh and laugh and you cant hide

    • @ulisesmartinez2210
      @ulisesmartinez2210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lazy I'll support u no matter what happens to this falling empire called youtube just let's us know where u go and the lazy legion will follow.... promise the for the content perciate it alot

  • @LilAngelPrincess95
    @LilAngelPrincess95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The guy telling the story about Eli, Andre, and him has such a amusing way of describing things

    • @sanddoggler57
      @sanddoggler57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hes probably using google translate lmao, or his english is just broken

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      **m stained couch grossed me out. Disgusting children.

    • @mitiziaxx2421
      @mitiziaxx2421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as a native russian, i can say that i mostly use extraordinary words while speaking in english, so the guy possibly too
      also textbooks english always sucks

    • @drewmark3549
      @drewmark3549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It sounds so fake I cant help but laugh

    • @cocodojo
      @cocodojo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Moral of story : draw dicks on your friend's arm cast"

  • @feralcyborggaming1531
    @feralcyborggaming1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "oh, and Eli fell off a cliff and broke his arm"
    11/10

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I honestly expected Eli to be taken away by the kidnappers so that was a better ending than what could've been

    • @briannaluci
      @briannaluci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      eli pulled a dear evan hansen

    • @andrewellington9503
      @andrewellington9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 'Later, we drew dicks on the cast like true friends' line had me rolling.

  • @djstoj2063
    @djstoj2063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "sticky"

    • @kaitm8459
      @kaitm8459 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xD

    • @Shay45
      @Shay45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I cringed when he said that

    • @assukka
      @assukka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol I'm 12 and everything is cringe xD

    • @ReBlarted
      @ReBlarted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know what your profile pic is from and I love you

    • @Wandregal96
      @Wandregal96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah Why didnt they let that get checked? like I bet there's DNA on that

  • @ZarlLarlack
    @ZarlLarlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3423

    When did I become a grown man that listens to spooky stories before bed
    Edit: I'm now 22 years of age, I was 19 when I wrote this
    Edit edit: About to be 25, can confirm was not a full grown adult at 19.

    • @muuduu1158
      @muuduu1158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This

    • @goldenlandboxing5122
      @goldenlandboxing5122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      how old are you? because I do the same too lol.

    • @al145
      @al145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What's wrong with that?

    • @stephaniemckinley2169
      @stephaniemckinley2169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      never to old for a great story. Age shouldn't matter. my son's almost 10 he listens to a few of the guys like Lazy, B.Busta, Corpse Husband, UR Maker, Rob Dyke. I'm close to 40 and listen to the same its great when your mind is over whelmed and you can't focus. or like being a kid someone reading a story takes you from your every day life.

    • @macgerralg2281
      @macgerralg2281 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      When you started being awesome.

  • @bookiecurls7426
    @bookiecurls7426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    And Ron got a pizza.
    What A FUCKING Legend. A true inspiration. Ron is my religion.

  • @StrayLion
    @StrayLion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    "We lived next to the Police..."
    Backtrack:
    "I ran to my neighbor's house and called 911"
    Forward:
    "We lived next to the Police."

    • @batspam1013
      @batspam1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Logic

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      He could have mean't lived next to the police as in like a mile away XD

    • @StrayLion
      @StrayLion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hassassin Assassin I'm not making assumptions. I'm just stating what was said.

    • @hottestguyyouknow9638
      @hottestguyyouknow9638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      busted! !!

    • @sentinel225
      @sentinel225 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Odd Kensei they didn't mean literally next to them.

  • @olympusmons8439
    @olympusmons8439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i was so relived to hear eli was okay haha. never had reliefe from one of your stories before. good job.

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Hell yeah! Lazy upload!
    Loved hearing another person narrate the first story. Listened to it all over again.

    • @805NOBODY
      @805NOBODY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @deathrider276stuff5
      @deathrider276stuff5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh well, never saw diz stowy lolzies

    • @fluffielove
      @fluffielove 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      already thought it sounded familiar ;)

    • @absolutezero8972
      @absolutezero8972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      can't wait to hear from you but last you almost took my soul😶

    • @SunsetBard
      @SunsetBard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! I knew I heard it somewhere before xD

  • @atomicwrongs
    @atomicwrongs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I felt Chills up and down my back"
    [whispering seductively into your ear] "Number 15, burger king foot lettuce-"

    • @edgarroberts8740
      @edgarroberts8740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "In the attic, the police found two plastic bins of letteeèěėeeēeëce."

    • @thesovietkevin7275
      @thesovietkevin7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edgarroberts8740 plastic bins of *what?*

  • @FirstNameLastName-mc4pz
    @FirstNameLastName-mc4pz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    omg, "turned him into speedy fucking Gonzalez." XD XD I'm dead

  • @kc_cobra
    @kc_cobra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    How the hell did cats survive being trapped in a baking hot van for two weeks? Were they some kind of mutant lava cat?

    • @yvettemoore1228
      @yvettemoore1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mutant lava cat. That’s it!! That exactly it!!

  • @Joshuavila_jpg
    @Joshuavila_jpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    First stories ending should’ve been “ all this could’ve been avoided if I had told my parents I keep seeing a creepy man in my room at night”

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, absolutely! Ahaha!!! 🤣😄

  • @Sugeniee
    @Sugeniee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I purposely wait until bedtime to listen to your stories 🛌

    • @asherthegreatone
      @asherthegreatone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @casegood428
      @casegood428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dido

    • @djstoj2063
      @djstoj2063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      straight edge

    • @SuddenAce
      @SuddenAce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      edgy af

    • @sarahwillbourne6993
      @sarahwillbourne6993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too! Ivanneth check out guywithaboxforaface! that's one of my new fav channels x

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    The policía came to get me at the very end. May be 10 years until the next upload :'(

    • @june7721
      @june7721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      dammit!!!!!!!!

    • @ValerieRonquillo
      @ValerieRonquillo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My my Lazy Daddy, you certainly are a Cheeky one this evening aren't you?...I love it!😉

    • @jaxsonvillafane9244
      @jaxsonvillafane9244 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is he serious

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I'm delusional with tiredness right now D:

    • @yosmira7340
      @yosmira7340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ):

  • @gdtherealfish3088
    @gdtherealfish3088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Have to say, that third story was pretty awesome. Had the perfect balance of suspense, humor, and vivid imagery, and was topped off with a fantastic narration. Keep up the good work, lazy :D

  • @itsfrankiloved7917
    @itsfrankiloved7917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Moral of the story? Don't call hookers on shady business cards, even to prank them. Oh. And don't skip school.

    • @luckycookie5994
      @luckycookie5994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1.I wont
      2. I wont.
      3.Only for my own Survival

    • @martindavison7815
      @martindavison7815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To late wish I listened to u 3 years ago

    • @robinmcinarnay7827
      @robinmcinarnay7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      𝘛𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯... 𝘼 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺...
      Moral of the story?? 🤔
      𝗯𝗥𝘂𝗦𝗵 𝘆𝗢𝘂𝗥 𝘁𝗘𝗘𝘁𝗛!!
      Yup, def my takeaway.

  • @cianoleary5584
    @cianoleary5584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That first story in nonsense, "I felt rough hands on my cheek but fell asleep anyway". I call bollox!

    • @DavidDiaz-qu3vk
      @DavidDiaz-qu3vk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly!!!! And seeing a dark figure every night and she was cool with it and said absolutely nothing

  • @THEBambiNoir
    @THEBambiNoir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    " a sweaty looking cake" .... What the even heck? 😐

    • @yellowishpurple1452
      @yellowishpurple1452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I read this as I heard it .... wierd

    • @Cccc123c33
      @Cccc123c33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Condensation on the cake due to humidity.

    • @SpicyMiruku
      @SpicyMiruku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      After leaving naturally moist products (like some types of cakes) in the elements, they develop sweat like droplets on it due to the moisture rising to the top. Thus causing it be a 'sweaty cake'

    • @venomusdrake2888
      @venomusdrake2888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ruby Tuesday trust me, i have seen a cake like that. It looks like it is sweating like a human.

    • @finessegod5518
      @finessegod5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ruby tuesdays is a horrible restraunt

  • @JacketJoshBestChannel
    @JacketJoshBestChannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    "My parents thought nothing could ever go wrong" Until the fire nation attacked XD

  • @Cowboy0
    @Cowboy0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Anyone else find the damn luck that a football player comes running out into a field 😂 no one was there but a magical football player appears

    • @garrethutchington1663
      @garrethutchington1663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Gary Busey your name rings a bell

    • @garrethutchington1663
      @garrethutchington1663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +no no apchihuuu

    • @divyaramphul3897
      @divyaramphul3897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr!! couldn't quite digest that part...

    • @ReBlarted
      @ReBlarted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      mabey the football field was really close

    • @roadfleam
      @roadfleam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      also, why didnt they just dna test the cum on the underwear in the attic

  • @mariner4820
    @mariner4820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Pairs of my mom's underwear... Sticky."
    *BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S SO GROSS*

  • @painsenpai01
    @painsenpai01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jeez I never really thought of how the surroundings would smell during a zombie apocalypse, you never see people in the Resident Evil series or Zombieland covering their nose when going ham on a horde but when you think about it the smell would be terrible

  • @loevie9456
    @loevie9456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    your voice is so calming tho no matter how fcked up the story is lol

    • @willtidwell4226
      @willtidwell4226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr lol

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi, I literally kill people... ...who deserve it of course.

    • @retrosking
      @retrosking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts

    • @Lj_el_great
      @Lj_el_great 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should hear my voice ^_^

    • @sarahwillbourne6993
      @sarahwillbourne6993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loes check out guywithaboxforaface! my new fav x

  • @Victoria_Thompson
    @Victoria_Thompson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love this channel and lazy masquerade!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    • @Victoria_Thompson
      @Victoria_Thompson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am proud to be apart of the lazy legion!

    • @VAZTheGR81995
      @VAZTheGR81995 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +hatter00 haha same. Him and Corpse Husband help me sleep very well.

    • @cake4462
      @cake4462 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like.......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This channel IS lazy masquerade.
      ...
      -OH! - Oh, I see what you mean !

  • @momomo5023
    @momomo5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It could have easily been avoided if she, Idk, asked her dad what the hell he was doing up in their room every night.

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Speaking of which where was he at the end?

    • @momomo5023
      @momomo5023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yuyaricachimuel555 Ikr? Suspicious....

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma7167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "We were the coolest 10 year olds"
    Really?

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dude. They had _naked ladies on the walls._

    • @NajwaLaylah
      @NajwaLaylah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In their own ten-year-old opinions. And, at that age, so were you.

    • @feyrieflight9481
      @feyrieflight9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read this comment at the exact moment Lazy Masquerade said it 😂

  • @yourparasite
    @yourparasite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "And Ron getting a pizza." It killed me. XD

  • @DerpyHamHam
    @DerpyHamHam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    You're like a British white Morgan Freeman.
    In the sense you have a great voice.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I'll take that, lol

    • @VilleIAm7
      @VilleIAm7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Trusty McCoolGuy lol

    • @bestplayer43
      @bestplayer43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is def a reach buddy.

    • @janedoh123
      @janedoh123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bezerkdonky that makes no sense reread your comment

  • @vriska8924
    @vriska8924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I really wish you would number these. There are so many similarly titled videos that they kind of blend together when glancing over them.

    • @lina224
      @lina224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy fucking shit it’s vriska serket

  • @ashleyCNesbitt
    @ashleyCNesbitt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Whenever there's a group story there's always the
    Jock, nerd, stoner, clown and weirdo.

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because whenever there's a group, one is always going to be the most jockey, one is always going to be the most nerdy, one is always going to be the most stoner, one is always going to be the most clowny, and one is always going to be the most weirdo.
      It took me ages to figure out this is why. :}

  • @TakeshixStudios
    @TakeshixStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    If your car has an aux cord or blue tooth? play lazy on a late night drive with friends!
    Spooooky and fun

    • @karennava5603
      @karennava5603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg my favorite thing ever

    • @karennava5603
      @karennava5603 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg my favorite thing ever

    • @MrHeynow76
      @MrHeynow76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s a really good idea

    • @raulduke1528
      @raulduke1528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ive done something similar but in a rainstorm listening to scary audios in unknown backroads off the highway and very high on marijuana. It GOT INTENSE. I wouldn't do it again.

    • @honeypeach2748
      @honeypeach2748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I listen to it on aux whenever I drive period, I love listening to him

  • @MrKillerpumpkin
    @MrKillerpumpkin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    *"True stories from reddit" is an oxymoron.*
    *For those that don't know, reddit is an open forum where anyone in the world can say or post whatever they want.*
    *It's literally no different then camp fire stories.*

    • @jacyaug
      @jacyaug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They're posted on a forum where false stories are discouraged. While some may be fake, most are true.

    • @SpitefulToast
      @SpitefulToast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jacyaug Listening to all of the stories that have been read on this channel? Nah they're pretty fake. The levels of specificity despite being childhood stories; the absence of any evidence despite the frequency of police intervention. The writing style and story beats all being very cliche. They're not real, or at best are loosely based on real events.

    • @drfreakenstein2912
      @drfreakenstein2912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@SpitefulToast I'm inclined to agree with you. Honestly, I rarely believe any of these types of stories, but they are fun to listen to. People who live through these types of events rarely articulate them in such a manner

    • @Nice_Fella
      @Nice_Fella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unless there's proof they are real (links to news articles), then they are 100% fake.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In my experience the best place to find real creepy experiences is in fitting askreddit replies. _Shockingly,_ victims don’t want strangers to _enjoy_ their traumas, but share their pain to support other survivors. Who knew that humans work like that.

  • @Bananamanagram
    @Bananamanagram 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your videos always come out when I'm bored as hell. Thank you my friend, for saving me of boredom and showing me some awesome stories.

  • @MechNINJ4
    @MechNINJ4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    If a Eli falls in the woods does he make a sound? 15:54

    • @hiyou4812
      @hiyou4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If big scary hookers are chasing him no

  • @lilianapruitt155
    @lilianapruitt155 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wuz up Lazy.. man this was an insane vid but as always love your entertainment dude♡Lily♡

  • @amandapace4355
    @amandapace4355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    honestly, this channel should be getting a lot more credit than it is... I love all these story videos so much! always really interesting and quality content, with stellar presentation might I add. Please continue your amazing work Lazy! My favorite part is always at the end (I expect some sort of jumpscare after the suspenseful video, and then he comes back with a wonderful little farewell that just warms my heart)!! 💖😂👌

  • @luciferlampmuffin2879
    @luciferlampmuffin2879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who the heck thumbs down these videos? ! Only just found this channel a few days ago and I'm binge watching with head phones either in bed or doing house work! Loving this shit!

  • @TheRoachDoggJR
    @TheRoachDoggJR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Lazy. I have to say, I hadn't been big into this side of TH-cam until I found your channel on a whim, but I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your vids, and keep up the good work. You just earned a sub ;)

  • @Clearisog
    @Clearisog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love listening to these before sleep, keep up the good work!

  • @VijayThor
    @VijayThor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Jesus Christ the thumbnail had nothing to do with this video but it was just as terrifying wtf

    • @batspam1013
      @batspam1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right! What was the point of that thumbnail in the first place?!?!?!?!

    • @carrymehome7561
      @carrymehome7561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to give you a frieghten

    • @matadeverdoemden
      @matadeverdoemden 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the reason why I clicked on this video.

    • @batspam1013
      @batspam1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mata the One-X same!

    • @batspam1013
      @batspam1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexandra Pacher lol

  • @roho18
    @roho18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The BEST narrator of scary stories on the Internet!!! Love you Lazy!!!

  • @carollanier8651
    @carollanier8651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Could You plz make them longer. I don't sleep much and love to watch them when I can't sleep. Love the story's. Keep up the good work. Love your show.

  • @spookieghost
    @spookieghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear I get so happy when you upload. pretty sure I've watched every single video you've made. you have one huge, huge, HUGE fan here!

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune290 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I hope the cats were rehomed and not gassed for doing what they had to do to survive. ..

    • @flugzeugstars
      @flugzeugstars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really hope so too

    • @squeakyproductions3055
      @squeakyproductions3055 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually... I, uh... I killed the cats...

    • @LV_427
      @LV_427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Way Burale
      Did you eat them too?

    • @squeakyproductions3055
      @squeakyproductions3055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes, I did.. I was hungry, what can I say?

  • @Wobblins
    @Wobblins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've always loved the piano solo at the start of your videos, keep up the good work!

  • @JustinRichards
    @JustinRichards 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lazy masquerade,Your videos are made even the more entertaining due to the inflection of your voice.
    Great job. Keep them coming.

  • @mag8635
    @mag8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    been binging the hell out of these. adore them. love you lazy, keep up the hard work!!

  • @boolyer6971
    @boolyer6971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:24 SOMEONE GET SOME HOLY WATER IT'S THE YELLOW EYED DEMON

    • @mcrosemasters3060
      @mcrosemasters3060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where are Sam and dean when you need them?

    • @seanredmen2676
      @seanredmen2676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah...We need Same and Dean for this...

  • @alternate3787
    @alternate3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "This was not a yoga pose" Oh boy did I have this revelation a lot in my life

  • @sagelife4206
    @sagelife4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm calling bullshit on the dead body in the van with the cats eating it for 2 weeks. Not in that kinda heat. Texan here.. my brother accidentally left a dog in a car for just a few hours and that was all she wrote for the poor dog... there is no way cats survived a day in a closed vehicle in that heat, much less 2 weeks. Regardless of how much food and water they would have had, it doesn't matter. The heat would have killed them.

  • @spacepotato5524
    @spacepotato5524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've just discovered you tonight and really enjoy your videos. The Reddit ones are my favorite.

  • @BrotherJP333SP
    @BrotherJP333SP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It blows my mind how many people leave a door or window unlocked only to later find out someone has been living in their attic or crawl space. These phroggers sit quietly all day and only come out from their hiding place when nobody's home or during the dead of night. It's easy to leave something unlocked especially when there are in the home.

  • @cyberspinosaur1145
    @cyberspinosaur1145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I hope the cats were alright

    • @aliischkaa
      @aliischkaa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Right? Would be Sad if they werent ok Who cares about the guy

    • @RoseyCreations
      @RoseyCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tanja Auditore wow such a horrible way to view life like that. Maybe we should care about all living forms.

    • @mobileasaurus
      @mobileasaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll take this as a warning not to finish the video....

    • @chrisk19791
      @chrisk19791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, it's obviously a fictional story because cats wouldn't survive inside a vehicle with that heat for that long. Probably not even if they had water.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Kimmel they could’ve if the windows were cracked open, though that is very long especially under the Arizona sun

  • @kekelala4
    @kekelala4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    love your videos man

    • @LoveStruckLoner
      @LoveStruckLoner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cute profile pic!! :o

    • @kekelala4
      @kekelala4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lunar Chronicles thanks :>

    • @kekelala4
      @kekelala4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** yep :P

  • @paganwitch3128
    @paganwitch3128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yay new video good job lazy please keep up the good work man and remember the best thing's happen in the dark Lol

  • @rexisprime12
    @rexisprime12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great vid, Lazy. Love your channel and got all my coworkers hooked on your stories! Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @fluffielove
    @fluffielove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your outro's, always waiting for them while reaching the last part of the video :)

  • @UNIT522
    @UNIT522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yeah , the unthemed videos are me beard and better :)

    • @Jerrycourtney
      @Jerrycourtney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beard and better!? Where can I get some??

    • @fakebobbyhill296
      @fakebobbyhill296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you mean “your bread and panties”

  • @Xenochrist95
    @Xenochrist95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Stories so fake they will knock your socks off"

    • @robinmcinarnay7827
      @robinmcinarnay7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "He too heard the sirens, and had gotten away."
      Yeah, pretty sure that's 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 why 𝙄𝙍𝙇, police have prepared response codes etc. They don't just roll the dice, 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭- 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙣, making a frenzy out of an already uncontrolled situation, thus threatening victim's lives and their own!

  • @Slimeylane
    @Slimeylane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love to get my daily dose of Lazy Masquerade in the night time

    • @Slimeylane
      @Slimeylane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha. That is true my friend. That is true. (don't worry I don't know the correct spelling either..)

    • @seymourbutts2710
      @seymourbutts2710 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some of us. who listen because the horror of our lives seems normal..not many of these stories can compare. Empathy...with some it gets beaten out of them. Does lack of empathy make one less human?

    • @Doofles01
      @Doofles01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      how should I know?

  • @isisnine
    @isisnine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love your narrations!!! You're absolutely the best!!

  • @uglygurt5491
    @uglygurt5491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the hooker story is one of my favorites you've narrated. it's written in almost a comical fashion and ur spooky voice makes it twice as enjoyable as it already is lol

  • @PHAToregon
    @PHAToregon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Disturbing stories” would be more accurate than “disturbing TRUE stories”.

    • @gulakov9006
      @gulakov9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in r/nosleep they have to pretend that the stories are true.

  • @shoganflamemasta3975
    @shoganflamemasta3975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, the brothers of that russian kid are fucking awesome

  • @billcipherd2036
    @billcipherd2036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    heyo lazy I come in peace even brought a gift * passes dead body*

  • @dimitris90schild92
    @dimitris90schild92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BEST CHANNEL EVER 💪💪HELOOO FROM GREECE! KEEP POSTING!!

  • @missrach1913
    @missrach1913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love your voice x Keep up the spooky stories!!! ♡

  • @TheMilkyBarKid3
    @TheMilkyBarKid3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s just standing there... MENACINGLY! HOLDING A BAG OF BREAD!

  • @fredflamingo4610
    @fredflamingo4610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    heard your story being played at alamo draft house and i was so proud :,)

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really? Haha, that's cool - on someone's phone or something?

    • @fredflamingo4610
      @fredflamingo4610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i went to go see blair witch and they were playing one of your stories before the movie i was like holy shit

    • @fredflamingo4610
      @fredflamingo4610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alamo drafthouse is a movie theater and im assuming they played your story before each showing lol

  • @theedethproof8147
    @theedethproof8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've had insomnia all life. At a point in my life I just took charge of it.
    Now I am up for 18-21 hours daily, I get about 2-4 hours of "rest" every night. Its horrible being so tired and laying in bed forcing your eyelids close for hours straight.
    Eventually I just accepted it, I've always hated Nyquil or any sleeping medication. Honestly its not too bad now that I'm older, I just have more time to game and listen to Lazy :)

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New story from Lazy, makes my night. We love you, Lazy!
    1st story, it is possible something worse would have happened if they checked the attic ._.

  • @michaelkaybecker
    @michaelkaybecker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for continuing to post such great content.

  • @scs80jr
    @scs80jr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hate that Amazon ad so much, I'm laying here trying to sleep, when *BAM* that damn ad goes off, 2x louder than the video giving me a nice jump scare.

  • @nataliacorreal3399
    @nataliacorreal3399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I was a young boy
    My father
    Toooook me into the city
    To see a marching band
    He said son when
    U grow up
    Will you be
    The savior of the broken
    The beaten and the damned

  • @stevejohnmarkdavidkeith762
    @stevejohnmarkdavidkeith762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    dang so now I know who stole my couch. and stop pranking my mom damn you.

  • @tyrone3106
    @tyrone3106 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    lazy masquerade u r awesome dude . i been listening to u since u started i just dont post nothing but i listen to u. keep up the good work man

  • @Darkprime29
    @Darkprime29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good Lord these are so interesting to listen to! Great narration!

  • @revekadracul4423
    @revekadracul4423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The best things happen in the dark"........
    Man, you're SOOOOO right!!

    • @nekotfarmer
      @nekotfarmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like stealing bread loafs and underwear

  • @Nutsource
    @Nutsource 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot stress this enough but do not waste sex workers' time. You have no idea of the consequences they face for your actions. Even when freelance, those are bills that don't get paid, and mouths that don't get fed. Inbetween 'pranks', no-shows, and people trying to get shit for free there are violent clients, creeps, social stigmas, and countless escorts get murdered and/or assaulted every year. Its a hard, dangerous job, but it is still a job, and they deserve respect like anyone else

  • @imPhilosophe
    @imPhilosophe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "... you have a big boy voice..." I would run for my life and never speak again for the rest of my life, and you are not a jerk for leaving your friend. It was either you, him, or both of you, but ya know "Every Man for Himself"

  • @Billy193
    @Billy193 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for including time stamps in your description. It's great!

  • @mexy04
    @mexy04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love your stories. I use to only want to see videos and pictures but I’m really into your voice and stories this Halloween 🎃

  • @frankiebigrings7048
    @frankiebigrings7048 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    wish he talked about the football player a bit more

    • @sarabella7925
      @sarabella7925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hexen Jager yeah same

    • @NoeLPZC
      @NoeLPZC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He was all out of imagination by then. I was rolling my eyes at the level of bullshit in that story.

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "if only we'd checked the attic" no no lady, he might have felt threatened or spooked by your mother finding him, and hurt someone or worse in a panic to get out. its possible the way that story turned out was a best case scenario

    • @Amoreyna
      @Amoreyna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR I can't help but think what would have happened if the mom had gone up to the attic and accidentally found the guy under different circumstances with no way to get the kids out and no way to call for help. Like, regardless if this was a real story or not, I can't see that scenario ending in a good way, especially if he always had that gun.

  • @laddywrecking3041
    @laddywrecking3041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love lazy great job
    I am mad a Doctor horror he hasn't posted and so long

  • @StopandScare-
    @StopandScare- 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video Lazy. You continue to inspire me to work harder and harder everyday on my channel! For that my hats off to you my friend.

  • @hittheglizzy7337
    @hittheglizzy7337 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    your voice makes scary things even more scary!
    i love your vids!

  • @futuristichippy6177
    @futuristichippy6177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    yesss love these stories 😊💙

  • @missymoolissa
    @missymoolissa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your stories!!!!! Your voice is sooo nice and you just do them so well! 😍👻

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Eli, whose role was to be the cliques official dumbass"
    Me, named Eli: Yeah. It's true.

  • @jasminenino
    @jasminenino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love listening to disturbing stories... Love the video Lazy, keep it up! :)

  • @gabbygomez1952
    @gabbygomez1952 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE YOUR VIDEOS LAZY, CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE