In my island of Barbados, we only have one remaining forest in the entire island. But one can find many fields which have a lot of trees in them, though.... but that doesn't make them forests. lol
garrofwar148 unless it’s a tropical area it’s not called a Forrest but the Woods. So you’re wrong as well😂😂 also he could’ve just said a wooded area and still be correct
André Laurence i read your comment without any context and was incredibly concerned. Getting to the point in the actual story where he says this clears up a lot of things
lazy I'll support u no matter what happens to this falling empire called youtube just let's us know where u go and the lazy legion will follow.... promise the for the content perciate it alot
as a native russian, i can say that i mostly use extraordinary words while speaking in english, so the guy possibly too also textbooks english always sucks
When did I become a grown man that listens to spooky stories before bed Edit: I'm now 22 years of age, I was 19 when I wrote this Edit edit: About to be 25, can confirm was not a full grown adult at 19.
never to old for a great story. Age shouldn't matter. my son's almost 10 he listens to a few of the guys like Lazy, B.Busta, Corpse Husband, UR Maker, Rob Dyke. I'm close to 40 and listen to the same its great when your mind is over whelmed and you can't focus. or like being a kid someone reading a story takes you from your every day life.
Have to say, that third story was pretty awesome. Had the perfect balance of suspense, humor, and vivid imagery, and was topped off with a fantastic narration. Keep up the good work, lazy :D
After leaving naturally moist products (like some types of cakes) in the elements, they develop sweat like droplets on it due to the moisture rising to the top. Thus causing it be a 'sweaty cake'
Jeez I never really thought of how the surroundings would smell during a zombie apocalypse, you never see people in the Resident Evil series or Zombieland covering their nose when going ham on a horde but when you think about it the smell would be terrible
That's because whenever there's a group, one is always going to be the most jockey, one is always going to be the most nerdy, one is always going to be the most stoner, one is always going to be the most clowny, and one is always going to be the most weirdo. It took me ages to figure out this is why. :}
Ive done something similar but in a rainstorm listening to scary audios in unknown backroads off the highway and very high on marijuana. It GOT INTENSE. I wouldn't do it again.
*"True stories from reddit" is an oxymoron.* *For those that don't know, reddit is an open forum where anyone in the world can say or post whatever they want.* *It's literally no different then camp fire stories.*
@@jacyaug Listening to all of the stories that have been read on this channel? Nah they're pretty fake. The levels of specificity despite being childhood stories; the absence of any evidence despite the frequency of police intervention. The writing style and story beats all being very cliche. They're not real, or at best are loosely based on real events.
@@SpitefulToast I'm inclined to agree with you. Honestly, I rarely believe any of these types of stories, but they are fun to listen to. People who live through these types of events rarely articulate them in such a manner
In my experience the best place to find real creepy experiences is in fitting askreddit replies. _Shockingly,_ victims don’t want strangers to _enjoy_ their traumas, but share their pain to support other survivors. Who knew that humans work like that.
honestly, this channel should be getting a lot more credit than it is... I love all these story videos so much! always really interesting and quality content, with stellar presentation might I add. Please continue your amazing work Lazy! My favorite part is always at the end (I expect some sort of jumpscare after the suspenseful video, and then he comes back with a wonderful little farewell that just warms my heart)!! 💖😂👌
Who the heck thumbs down these videos? ! Only just found this channel a few days ago and I'm binge watching with head phones either in bed or doing house work! Loving this shit!
Hey Lazy. I have to say, I hadn't been big into this side of TH-cam until I found your channel on a whim, but I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your vids, and keep up the good work. You just earned a sub ;)
I'm calling bullshit on the dead body in the van with the cats eating it for 2 weeks. Not in that kinda heat. Texan here.. my brother accidentally left a dog in a car for just a few hours and that was all she wrote for the poor dog... there is no way cats survived a day in a closed vehicle in that heat, much less 2 weeks. Regardless of how much food and water they would have had, it doesn't matter. The heat would have killed them.
It blows my mind how many people leave a door or window unlocked only to later find out someone has been living in their attic or crawl space. These phroggers sit quietly all day and only come out from their hiding place when nobody's home or during the dead of night. It's easy to leave something unlocked especially when there are in the home.
Well, it's obviously a fictional story because cats wouldn't survive inside a vehicle with that heat for that long. Probably not even if they had water.
"He too heard the sirens, and had gotten away." Yeah, pretty sure that's 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 why 𝙄𝙍𝙇, police have prepared response codes etc. They don't just roll the dice, 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭- 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙣, making a frenzy out of an already uncontrolled situation, thus threatening victim's lives and their own!
There are some of us. who listen because the horror of our lives seems normal..not many of these stories can compare. Empathy...with some it gets beaten out of them. Does lack of empathy make one less human?
the hooker story is one of my favorites you've narrated. it's written in almost a comical fashion and ur spooky voice makes it twice as enjoyable as it already is lol
I've had insomnia all life. At a point in my life I just took charge of it. Now I am up for 18-21 hours daily, I get about 2-4 hours of "rest" every night. Its horrible being so tired and laying in bed forcing your eyelids close for hours straight. Eventually I just accepted it, I've always hated Nyquil or any sleeping medication. Honestly its not too bad now that I'm older, I just have more time to game and listen to Lazy :)
I hate that Amazon ad so much, I'm laying here trying to sleep, when *BAM* that damn ad goes off, 2x louder than the video giving me a nice jump scare.
When I was a young boy My father Toooook me into the city To see a marching band He said son when U grow up Will you be The savior of the broken The beaten and the damned
I cannot stress this enough but do not waste sex workers' time. You have no idea of the consequences they face for your actions. Even when freelance, those are bills that don't get paid, and mouths that don't get fed. Inbetween 'pranks', no-shows, and people trying to get shit for free there are violent clients, creeps, social stigmas, and countless escorts get murdered and/or assaulted every year. Its a hard, dangerous job, but it is still a job, and they deserve respect like anyone else
"... you have a big boy voice..." I would run for my life and never speak again for the rest of my life, and you are not a jerk for leaving your friend. It was either you, him, or both of you, but ya know "Every Man for Himself"
"if only we'd checked the attic" no no lady, he might have felt threatened or spooked by your mother finding him, and hurt someone or worse in a panic to get out. its possible the way that story turned out was a best case scenario
IKR I can't help but think what would have happened if the mom had gone up to the attic and accidentally found the guy under different circumstances with no way to get the kids out and no way to call for help. Like, regardless if this was a real story or not, I can't see that scenario ending in a good way, especially if he always had that gun.
"30 minutes pass, and not a hooker to be seen" is honestly my favorite thing you have ever said
Well shit, 2 more weeks of winter then.
Not a hooker was stirring, not even a hoe
I would die. 😞😭💀
6:00
""Walked through a field with a lot of trees"
they call those forests, its a forest.
garrofwar148 Lmaooo I love the phrasing in these stories sometimes.
Mustve happened around 420
In my island of Barbados, we only have one remaining forest in the entire island. But one can find many fields which have a lot of trees in them, though.... but that doesn't make them forests. lol
@lastchip There's no mention of fruit trees, which is what an orchard is full of. So it may very well be just a field with a lot of random trees.
garrofwar148 unless it’s a tropical area it’s not called a Forrest but the Woods. So you’re wrong as well😂😂 also he could’ve just said a wooded area and still be correct
"He had a bag of bread with him"
Threatening
Somethingysomething I would be a little wary of a frozen French stick 🥖
He may have been a French Insect Glaive main.
That's the danger loaf
That's the danger loaf
Maybe it was a really crusty French baguette.
"I proceeded to snipe his head with my trusty rock"
What a way to describe hitting someone on the head.
Sniping's a good job, mate
Ray Challenging work. Outa doors.
Your pic says it all
360 no scope
The guy got skull damage.
"Andre hung his naked ladies on our tree, and was very proud of his work" Oh boy I was
André Laurence i read your comment without any context and was incredibly concerned. Getting to the point in the actual story where he says this clears up a lot of things
2019 gang
big baby I actually read it and realized someone will probably read that out of context I am so happy to have seen this lmao
Sounds pretty bad without context.
As soon as I read your comment, the video said it
"Insomnia isn't fun at a young age" INSOMNIA ISNT FUN AT ANY AGE, CHRIST!
I hate it
If anything, it's more "fun" at young age before you have bills to pay.
I have Insomnia
I have insomnia whenever I don't have a job like now.
I usually have insomnia when I don't have a job like now lol.
The words “true story” and “reddit” shouldn’t ever go together
Solohym Bloodborne 😂 oh so true
Yes they should.
Example: There are no true stories on reddit.
lol
ya how do we know these are real??
@@geekymaddy1597 ikr? Some of these sound obviously fake.
Damn you, TH-cam - your new end card system has made my ending look ridiculous D:
You're*
Your*
Get it together Lazy
Hehe soon that ending will be mine in 21 more minutes just wait lazy i will laugh and laugh and you cant hide
lazy I'll support u no matter what happens to this falling empire called youtube just let's us know where u go and the lazy legion will follow.... promise the for the content perciate it alot
The guy telling the story about Eli, Andre, and him has such a amusing way of describing things
hes probably using google translate lmao, or his english is just broken
**m stained couch grossed me out. Disgusting children.
as a native russian, i can say that i mostly use extraordinary words while speaking in english, so the guy possibly too
also textbooks english always sucks
It sounds so fake I cant help but laugh
"Moral of story : draw dicks on your friend's arm cast"
"oh, and Eli fell off a cliff and broke his arm"
11/10
I honestly expected Eli to be taken away by the kidnappers so that was a better ending than what could've been
eli pulled a dear evan hansen
The 'Later, we drew dicks on the cast like true friends' line had me rolling.
"sticky"
xD
I cringed when he said that
Lol I'm 12 and everything is cringe xD
I know what your profile pic is from and I love you
yeah Why didnt they let that get checked? like I bet there's DNA on that
When did I become a grown man that listens to spooky stories before bed
Edit: I'm now 22 years of age, I was 19 when I wrote this
Edit edit: About to be 25, can confirm was not a full grown adult at 19.
This
how old are you? because I do the same too lol.
What's wrong with that?
never to old for a great story. Age shouldn't matter. my son's almost 10 he listens to a few of the guys like Lazy, B.Busta, Corpse Husband, UR Maker, Rob Dyke. I'm close to 40 and listen to the same its great when your mind is over whelmed and you can't focus. or like being a kid someone reading a story takes you from your every day life.
When you started being awesome.
And Ron got a pizza.
What A FUCKING Legend. A true inspiration. Ron is my religion.
"We lived next to the Police..."
Backtrack:
"I ran to my neighbor's house and called 911"
Forward:
"We lived next to the Police."
Logic
He could have mean't lived next to the police as in like a mile away XD
Hassassin Assassin I'm not making assumptions. I'm just stating what was said.
busted! !!
Odd Kensei they didn't mean literally next to them.
i was so relived to hear eli was okay haha. never had reliefe from one of your stories before. good job.
Hell yeah! Lazy upload!
Loved hearing another person narrate the first story. Listened to it all over again.
same
Oh well, never saw diz stowy lolzies
already thought it sounded familiar ;)
can't wait to hear from you but last you almost took my soul😶
Ha! I knew I heard it somewhere before xD
"I felt Chills up and down my back"
[whispering seductively into your ear] "Number 15, burger king foot lettuce-"
"In the attic, the police found two plastic bins of letteeèěėeeēeëce."
@@edgarroberts8740 plastic bins of *what?*
omg, "turned him into speedy fucking Gonzalez." XD XD I'm dead
How the hell did cats survive being trapped in a baking hot van for two weeks? Were they some kind of mutant lava cat?
Mutant lava cat. That’s it!! That exactly it!!
First stories ending should’ve been “ all this could’ve been avoided if I had told my parents I keep seeing a creepy man in my room at night”
Yeah, absolutely! Ahaha!!! 🤣😄
I purposely wait until bedtime to listen to your stories 🛌
Same
dido
straight edge
edgy af
me too! Ivanneth check out guywithaboxforaface! that's one of my new fav channels x
The policía came to get me at the very end. May be 10 years until the next upload :'(
dammit!!!!!!!!
My my Lazy Daddy, you certainly are a Cheeky one this evening aren't you?...I love it!😉
Is he serious
I'm delusional with tiredness right now D:
):
Have to say, that third story was pretty awesome. Had the perfect balance of suspense, humor, and vivid imagery, and was topped off with a fantastic narration. Keep up the good work, lazy :D
Moral of the story? Don't call hookers on shady business cards, even to prank them. Oh. And don't skip school.
1.I wont
2. I wont.
3.Only for my own Survival
To late wish I listened to u 3 years ago
𝘛𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯... 𝘼 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺...
Moral of the story?? 🤔
𝗯𝗥𝘂𝗦𝗵 𝘆𝗢𝘂𝗥 𝘁𝗘𝗘𝘁𝗛!!
Yup, def my takeaway.
That first story in nonsense, "I felt rough hands on my cheek but fell asleep anyway". I call bollox!
Exactly!!!! And seeing a dark figure every night and she was cool with it and said absolutely nothing
" a sweaty looking cake" .... What the even heck? 😐
I read this as I heard it .... wierd
Condensation on the cake due to humidity.
After leaving naturally moist products (like some types of cakes) in the elements, they develop sweat like droplets on it due to the moisture rising to the top. Thus causing it be a 'sweaty cake'
Ruby Tuesday trust me, i have seen a cake like that. It looks like it is sweating like a human.
Ruby tuesdays is a horrible restraunt
"My parents thought nothing could ever go wrong" Until the fire nation attacked XD
Omg😂
Army?
+I have Jimins Kookiez boi
Ex dee ex dee
Haha loved this
Anyone else find the damn luck that a football player comes running out into a field 😂 no one was there but a magical football player appears
+Gary Busey your name rings a bell
+no no apchihuuu
ikr!! couldn't quite digest that part...
mabey the football field was really close
also, why didnt they just dna test the cum on the underwear in the attic
"Pairs of my mom's underwear... Sticky."
*BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S SO GROSS*
Jeez I never really thought of how the surroundings would smell during a zombie apocalypse, you never see people in the Resident Evil series or Zombieland covering their nose when going ham on a horde but when you think about it the smell would be terrible
your voice is so calming tho no matter how fcked up the story is lol
ikr lol
Hi, I literally kill people... ...who deserve it of course.
Facts
You should hear my voice ^_^
Loes check out guywithaboxforaface! my new fav x
I love this channel and lazy masquerade!
I am proud to be apart of the lazy legion!
+hatter00 haha same. Him and Corpse Husband help me sleep very well.
69th like.......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This channel IS lazy masquerade.
...
-OH! - Oh, I see what you mean !
It could have easily been avoided if she, Idk, asked her dad what the hell he was doing up in their room every night.
Speaking of which where was he at the end?
@@yuyaricachimuel555 Ikr? Suspicious....
"We were the coolest 10 year olds"
Really?
Dude. They had _naked ladies on the walls._
In their own ten-year-old opinions. And, at that age, so were you.
Read this comment at the exact moment Lazy Masquerade said it 😂
"And Ron getting a pizza." It killed me. XD
Akira pfp 👀
Hey ron! Hey billy#
You're like a British white Morgan Freeman.
In the sense you have a great voice.
I'll take that, lol
+Trusty McCoolGuy lol
This is def a reach buddy.
Bezerkdonky that makes no sense reread your comment
I really wish you would number these. There are so many similarly titled videos that they kind of blend together when glancing over them.
holy fucking shit it’s vriska serket
Whenever there's a group story there's always the
Jock, nerd, stoner, clown and weirdo.
That's because whenever there's a group, one is always going to be the most jockey, one is always going to be the most nerdy, one is always going to be the most stoner, one is always going to be the most clowny, and one is always going to be the most weirdo.
It took me ages to figure out this is why. :}
If your car has an aux cord or blue tooth? play lazy on a late night drive with friends!
Spooooky and fun
omg my favorite thing ever
omg my favorite thing ever
That’s a really good idea
Ive done something similar but in a rainstorm listening to scary audios in unknown backroads off the highway and very high on marijuana. It GOT INTENSE. I wouldn't do it again.
I listen to it on aux whenever I drive period, I love listening to him
*"True stories from reddit" is an oxymoron.*
*For those that don't know, reddit is an open forum where anyone in the world can say or post whatever they want.*
*It's literally no different then camp fire stories.*
They're posted on a forum where false stories are discouraged. While some may be fake, most are true.
@@jacyaug Listening to all of the stories that have been read on this channel? Nah they're pretty fake. The levels of specificity despite being childhood stories; the absence of any evidence despite the frequency of police intervention. The writing style and story beats all being very cliche. They're not real, or at best are loosely based on real events.
@@SpitefulToast I'm inclined to agree with you. Honestly, I rarely believe any of these types of stories, but they are fun to listen to. People who live through these types of events rarely articulate them in such a manner
Unless there's proof they are real (links to news articles), then they are 100% fake.
In my experience the best place to find real creepy experiences is in fitting askreddit replies. _Shockingly,_ victims don’t want strangers to _enjoy_ their traumas, but share their pain to support other survivors. Who knew that humans work like that.
Your videos always come out when I'm bored as hell. Thank you my friend, for saving me of boredom and showing me some awesome stories.
If a Eli falls in the woods does he make a sound? 15:54
If big scary hookers are chasing him no
Wuz up Lazy.. man this was an insane vid but as always love your entertainment dude♡Lily♡
Cheers m'dears
Lazy Masquerade Ah! Lazy♡
♡copy and paste♡♡♡♡♡
honestly, this channel should be getting a lot more credit than it is... I love all these story videos so much! always really interesting and quality content, with stellar presentation might I add. Please continue your amazing work Lazy! My favorite part is always at the end (I expect some sort of jumpscare after the suspenseful video, and then he comes back with a wonderful little farewell that just warms my heart)!! 💖😂👌
Who the heck thumbs down these videos? ! Only just found this channel a few days ago and I'm binge watching with head phones either in bed or doing house work! Loving this shit!
Hey Lazy. I have to say, I hadn't been big into this side of TH-cam until I found your channel on a whim, but I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your vids, and keep up the good work. You just earned a sub ;)
Love listening to these before sleep, keep up the good work!
Jesus Christ the thumbnail had nothing to do with this video but it was just as terrifying wtf
I know right! What was the point of that thumbnail in the first place?!?!?!?!
to give you a frieghten
That's the reason why I clicked on this video.
Mata the One-X same!
Alexandra Pacher lol
The BEST narrator of scary stories on the Internet!!! Love you Lazy!!!
He’s Lazy!
Could You plz make them longer. I don't sleep much and love to watch them when I can't sleep. Love the story's. Keep up the good work. Love your show.
I swear I get so happy when you upload. pretty sure I've watched every single video you've made. you have one huge, huge, HUGE fan here!
I hope the cats were rehomed and not gassed for doing what they had to do to survive. ..
I really hope so too
actually... I, uh... I killed the cats...
+Way Burale
Did you eat them too?
yes, I did.. I was hungry, what can I say?
I've always loved the piano solo at the start of your videos, keep up the good work!
Lazy masquerade,Your videos are made even the more entertaining due to the inflection of your voice.
Great job. Keep them coming.
been binging the hell out of these. adore them. love you lazy, keep up the hard work!!
1:24 SOMEONE GET SOME HOLY WATER IT'S THE YELLOW EYED DEMON
Where are Sam and dean when you need them?
Yeah...We need Same and Dean for this...
"This was not a yoga pose" Oh boy did I have this revelation a lot in my life
I'm calling bullshit on the dead body in the van with the cats eating it for 2 weeks. Not in that kinda heat. Texan here.. my brother accidentally left a dog in a car for just a few hours and that was all she wrote for the poor dog... there is no way cats survived a day in a closed vehicle in that heat, much less 2 weeks. Regardless of how much food and water they would have had, it doesn't matter. The heat would have killed them.
I've just discovered you tonight and really enjoy your videos. The Reddit ones are my favorite.
It blows my mind how many people leave a door or window unlocked only to later find out someone has been living in their attic or crawl space. These phroggers sit quietly all day and only come out from their hiding place when nobody's home or during the dead of night. It's easy to leave something unlocked especially when there are in the home.
I hope the cats were alright
Right? Would be Sad if they werent ok Who cares about the guy
Tanja Auditore wow such a horrible way to view life like that. Maybe we should care about all living forms.
I'll take this as a warning not to finish the video....
Well, it's obviously a fictional story because cats wouldn't survive inside a vehicle with that heat for that long. Probably not even if they had water.
Chris Kimmel they could’ve if the windows were cracked open, though that is very long especially under the Arizona sun
love your videos man
Cute profile pic!! :o
Lunar Chronicles thanks :>
***** yep :P
Yay new video good job lazy please keep up the good work man and remember the best thing's happen in the dark Lol
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Lol
Hi
I am part of the lazy legion I love watching your video's I have been watching them all day I always wait for a video no matter time I watch it
Great vid, Lazy. Love your channel and got all my coworkers hooked on your stories! Thanks for the entertainment.
I love your outro's, always waiting for them while reaching the last part of the video :)
Yeah , the unthemed videos are me beard and better :)
Beard and better!? Where can I get some??
I think you mean “your bread and panties”
"Stories so fake they will knock your socks off"
"He too heard the sirens, and had gotten away."
Yeah, pretty sure that's 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 why 𝙄𝙍𝙇, police have prepared response codes etc. They don't just roll the dice, 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭- 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙣, making a frenzy out of an already uncontrolled situation, thus threatening victim's lives and their own!
I love to get my daily dose of Lazy Masquerade in the night time
Haha. That is true my friend. That is true. (don't worry I don't know the correct spelling either..)
There are some of us. who listen because the horror of our lives seems normal..not many of these stories can compare. Empathy...with some it gets beaten out of them. Does lack of empathy make one less human?
how should I know?
I just love your narrations!!! You're absolutely the best!!
the hooker story is one of my favorites you've narrated. it's written in almost a comical fashion and ur spooky voice makes it twice as enjoyable as it already is lol
“Disturbing stories” would be more accurate than “disturbing TRUE stories”.
in r/nosleep they have to pretend that the stories are true.
Damn, the brothers of that russian kid are fucking awesome
heyo lazy I come in peace even brought a gift * passes dead body*
HAHAHA
MUHAHAHAHHA
+Churro Ninja k.
BEST CHANNEL EVER 💪💪HELOOO FROM GREECE! KEEP POSTING!!
I absolutely love your voice x Keep up the spooky stories!!! ♡
He’s just standing there... MENACINGLY! HOLDING A BAG OF BREAD!
heard your story being played at alamo draft house and i was so proud :,)
Really? Haha, that's cool - on someone's phone or something?
i went to go see blair witch and they were playing one of your stories before the movie i was like holy shit
alamo drafthouse is a movie theater and im assuming they played your story before each showing lol
I've had insomnia all life. At a point in my life I just took charge of it.
Now I am up for 18-21 hours daily, I get about 2-4 hours of "rest" every night. Its horrible being so tired and laying in bed forcing your eyelids close for hours straight.
Eventually I just accepted it, I've always hated Nyquil or any sleeping medication. Honestly its not too bad now that I'm older, I just have more time to game and listen to Lazy :)
Try Xanax
@@StunningPetiteFeminineDemoness no I don't want to become a literal zombie
@@theedethproof8147 It doesnt make you a zombie at all. At least it didnt happen to me
New story from Lazy, makes my night. We love you, Lazy!
1st story, it is possible something worse would have happened if they checked the attic ._.
Thanks for continuing to post such great content.
I hate that Amazon ad so much, I'm laying here trying to sleep, when *BAM* that damn ad goes off, 2x louder than the video giving me a nice jump scare.
When I was a young boy
My father
Toooook me into the city
To see a marching band
He said son when
U grow up
Will you be
The savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned
dang so now I know who stole my couch. and stop pranking my mom damn you.
lazy masquerade u r awesome dude . i been listening to u since u started i just dont post nothing but i listen to u. keep up the good work man
Good Lord these are so interesting to listen to! Great narration!
"The best things happen in the dark"........
Man, you're SOOOOO right!!
Like stealing bread loafs and underwear
I cannot stress this enough but do not waste sex workers' time. You have no idea of the consequences they face for your actions. Even when freelance, those are bills that don't get paid, and mouths that don't get fed. Inbetween 'pranks', no-shows, and people trying to get shit for free there are violent clients, creeps, social stigmas, and countless escorts get murdered and/or assaulted every year. Its a hard, dangerous job, but it is still a job, and they deserve respect like anyone else
"... you have a big boy voice..." I would run for my life and never speak again for the rest of my life, and you are not a jerk for leaving your friend. It was either you, him, or both of you, but ya know "Every Man for Himself"
Thanks for including time stamps in your description. It's great!
I just love your stories. I use to only want to see videos and pictures but I’m really into your voice and stories this Halloween 🎃
wish he talked about the football player a bit more
Hexen Jager yeah same
He was all out of imagination by then. I was rolling my eyes at the level of bullshit in that story.
"if only we'd checked the attic" no no lady, he might have felt threatened or spooked by your mother finding him, and hurt someone or worse in a panic to get out. its possible the way that story turned out was a best case scenario
IKR I can't help but think what would have happened if the mom had gone up to the attic and accidentally found the guy under different circumstances with no way to get the kids out and no way to call for help. Like, regardless if this was a real story or not, I can't see that scenario ending in a good way, especially if he always had that gun.
I love lazy great job
I am mad a Doctor horror he hasn't posted and so long
Great video Lazy. You continue to inspire me to work harder and harder everyday on my channel! For that my hats off to you my friend.
your voice makes scary things even more scary!
i love your vids!
yesss love these stories 😊💙
I love your stories!!!!! Your voice is sooo nice and you just do them so well! 😍👻
You're too kind ^.^
"Eli, whose role was to be the cliques official dumbass"
Me, named Eli: Yeah. It's true.
I love listening to disturbing stories... Love the video Lazy, keep it up! :)
LOVE YOUR VIDEOS LAZY, CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE