Everything Wrong With Hellboy In 16 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ส.ค. 2016
- Hellboy. Yeah, you don't know what it is, I don't know what it is... yet it's a comic AND a movie. So we sinned it.
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you've got to remove a sin for how good the practical effects are compared with today's over use of cgi
aside from the shitty wirework, yeah. i couldn't believe the mouth-tentacles were real, they looked amazing.
This is such a hipster take. Check out Corridor Digital's channel and see how much absolutely amazing CGI is being used. You only notice it when it's bad.
Plus, practical effects have a significantly longer history and time to improve.
Aer Threepwood perioddttt. cgi has such a bed reputation, but 90% of that bad rep is because people like to only point out instances of bad cgi rather than good
@@aerthreepwood8021 I think it's more that a lot of people grew up watching movies that had practical effects and so movies that use them end up having this irreplaceable charm to them, because it reminds them of their childhood.
I'm like that. I know that CGI is often very good and I often get very impressed by it because I like good CGI too, but when there's a lot of practical effects in a movie, I can't help but feeling pleasantly nostalgic and so I've a tendency of liking those movies more for it.
Aer Threepwood
Corridor Digital has said several times that they love the combination of practical and digital effects though, even if they are a CGI-company 😇 They REALLY love the way the new Mad Max was made, with a LOT of practical effects, and just using CGI to enhance the scenes (rather than relying solely on CGI) 😊 Also also, most directors would NEVER put Doug Jones in a MoCap-suit (he is the master of prosthetics-acting)
4:32 "He's fed six times a day. He has a thing for cats."
If it were me, I would assume that I am to feed the cats to him...
Pretty sure the wording is deliberate; they let you think for a moment that HB eats cats rather than digs them. Pays off in the sequel, of course, when HB meets a creature that does have a thing for cats in the eating sense, and is not amused :)
Fed six times per day, giant platters of pancakes and other such sized portions.
Does he eat all that every 2-3 hours?
Maybe he doesn’t sleep so he can eat every 4 hours?
How long does it take to eat all that?
How much time does he spend pooping?
Even if I could keep a steady pace eating all that food, it would take like 2 hours to eat all those pancakes. Which would almost mean he eats constantly, right? Yet the only things he eats in the whole movie are a couple cookies and the butt of a cigar.
I have got a dog who will eat anything, and loves children.
@@whisperingwind2 he also has a punch bowl of chili. His food portions make the whole 6 times a day thing insane. Unless he somehow eats at the speed of sound.
@@JayDee-xj9lu I'll be right over with some kids for your dog to eat
"this guy pulls the pin on two grenades, but throws them one at a time".
Where's the sin?
You do know most pineapple grenades like this one (I'm not a entirely sure which model the Americans used in ww2) have a lever, until you let go of said lever, no fuse will be ignited, meaning, the grenade will not blow up. The pin is just there to hold the handle in place
Exactly
Pulling the pin means nothing
Letting go of the lever tells when the grenade will explode
Still pretty dumb to pull both pins at the same time
It's called a spoon btw.
This movie holds such a special place in my heart it was my introduction into a lifelong love of hell boy and legit rewatched it just recently and it absolutely still holds up for early 2000s
The thing with the rubber band(s) on the arm is a real skill taught by real therapists to real people in reality (that's a lot of "real"s). It's to prevent people from doing themselves worse harm, like cutting themselves, leaving long-term marks or even scars. Since rubber bands hurt, but don't leave anything for longer than a few minutes, it's an accepted way of self-harm, since, well, self-harm works, sadly, if you're feeling down or having a breakdown.
You speak from experience?
yes.
Jannis Tenbrink I like you Mr Tenbrik, you're a real human being
Except that is a horrible way to deal with depression. I know quite a few therapists and none of them would recommend this.
Bet your fun at parties aren't you!
Telepathy and telekinesis, not the same thing.
If he had telekinesis, he'd have turned those pages himself with his mind.
Thank you. One more sin for Cinema Sins.
Isn't telepathy the ability able to read minds yet telekinesis the power to move things with your mind
+Daniel Knellor Yes. Telepathy also includes mind-based communication across people.
Ding!
Didn't he make that mistake before, in the Mortal Kombat sins video?
Yes I love this movie. Ron Perlman is PERFECT as Hellboy.
Mitch Neu Yes yes I loved both films Hellboy and Hellboy 2
Definitely agree
💯💯💯 also War, War never changes
Ye it’s a shame david harbours talents had to go to waste
The woman has so many powers but she's seen as either the lover or the baby maker-- and the pirate calls her a "little girl" twice. Also, good luck finding any non-white actors in the movie.
The thing that kills you with most explosives like grenades is not the fire or heat but the kinetic energy or shrapnel if you are further away. If liz detonated the grenades right next to her maybe she wouldn't burn but every bone in her body would be broken and she would be impaled by metal shrapnel
Apparently cinema sins thinks grenades are just fireballs.
She'd also be deaf
1:34 just pointing this out, grenades don't go off because you pulled the pin. The pin is just a safety device. You can pull the pin on as many grenades as you want, as long as you can keep the "spoon" depressed.
But you can throw one grenade much more accurately than two.
dustinb42 but hold it for too long and as soon as you let go, boom off goes your hand
*FarTooManyPizzasForYou* Look up the design of grenades used in 1944 and you'll see that the pin holds a spring-loaded lever in place. The timer doesn't start until the lever is released, setting off the percussion cap. You know what else can keep the lever in place? Somebody holding it down. By your argument, the grenade should go off as soon as the pin is pulled out, since the lever has been held down for a long time already. Considering that there are Mk2 grenades existing today which could still be live, 60 years after they stopped being made, this claim is patently ridiculous.
*pulls out a lot of grenade Pins. Begins to violently verbally abuse the grenades spoons to Keep them depressed*
I would be a horrible grenade because nothing can kick this depression
"Narration by John Hurt is still narration." That may be true but John Hurt could read the dictionary and I would listen to him because that mans voice is pure magic. In fact anything that John Hurt touches is pure gold.
11:42 i want this sin to be removed because as someone that actually went through therapy i can tell you yes this is something people use as a skill to calm them down. Snapping yourself with rubber bands a few times is certainly better than cutting your arm open because you feel bad.
Asking nicely is yet another useful skill 🙃🌻
Ron Pearlman is still the BEST Hellboy!!!😍
💕💕💕
Out of the 2 people that have played Hellboy yes Ron is the best
@@digitalsimulacrum9259 Bruce Barker from Injustice 2 did a great job IMO.
I like how hellboy plays Ron Pearlman to blend in
Actually the introduction of the rosary at the begining of the film pays off when Father is killed and its all that Hellboy have left of him, and is the artefact that reminds Hellboy of who he is when he goes full Hell Boy.
You like to nippick, so do I sir, so do I
The rosary was sinned not because it was useless, but because it's a lazy cliche. The purpose it is used for later is STILL a lazy cliche.
Take your seat, sir. Before you embarrass yourself.
Also, what you meant is "Telepathy" and "Psychometry", two different gifts and none of them are "Telekinesis"
Telepathy is the hability to conect thoughts and read minds.
Psychometry is the hability to know the history of and object by the act of touching it (as Abe did with the door in the museum and Rey did with Luke's lightsaber in The Force Awakens)
Telekinesis is the hability to move objects with your mind.
Is amazing what you can find in google.
oh yeah, I forgot all those classical movies that present the rosary as a plot device, my bad
+Matthew Broseph He clearly said that the rosary would not be useful to anyone and then sinned it. If it were a cliche CinemaSins could have easily said it was a cliche like they do with all the other movies that they sin for having a cliche scene.
Rubber band snapping is an actual technique. It's not about pain it's about distracting yourself from the negative thoughts
Shoulderpads-mcgee I am negative thought
Its a disciplinary technique to stop bad habits. Like using the same words multiple times in a sentence or Picking your nose
I use rubber bands, still bite my nails like crazy and pull hair out. It gets obsessive and its really hard to stop. In a way it moves you from one to the other, then a stressful situation occurs and you do it all. Useful if you are wrapped in a bubble and never leave home. But hey works for some people cant complain.
Shoulderpads-mcgee trying to teach Cinemasins something is just pissing into the wind. I’ve also noticed that it seems like he doesn’t even pay attention to some of the movies he critiques
I used to use that technique every time i got hungry
@13:06 ~ Rubik's cubes are manufactured with each side a solid color. The cubes do NOT come pre-jumbled!
I came here wondering if anyone else caught that
Abe must of scrambled them himself before he even tried to solve it.
"A demon in his 20s Can still be influenced candy"
...
... You can't?
On a non-humorous note: he can't. It's just a way to show how his father still treats him like a little boy despite him being a thicc ripped red demon man
Apparently, I'm not the only one who recognized that subway from _The Matrix_ when I watched _Hellboy_.
Ye
Clayton Jones 100th Like! 😃
But thats not the subway from the Matrix
-1 Sin, Hellboy used his stone hand to light the cigar.
LaserDroid
His whole body was on fire.
That was bad ass.
Hellfire is in his horn, that can burn anything. He is immune to normal fire. Which is why he burned his finger on horn
Richard Kranium also the fact his stone hand probably doesn't have the same nerve endings like his normal hand
LaserDroid Sounds pretty lit to me
When you mentioned the “paintball”, it was actually a tracking bullet.
Who is here after the remake trailer?
This guy ( ' - ' )/
I got the trailer before it started!
I watched the movie and then this after seeing the trailer
yeah its crazy how its so unkown
Me!
If fire girl had a history of self-harm before getting therapy, and her choice of self-harm inflicts greater pain/damage than a couple of elastic bands, it is actually a good strategy to decrease the amount of self-harm she is doing. Self-harm does provide the self-harmer with some sort of satisfaction or release, be it is emotional/mental/physical, and can be highly addictive. If she is struggling to stop self-harming, combining therapy with less destructive/damaging forms of self-harm is a step in the right direction.
Guys this is an actual therapy technique. I happen to use it and I can say that it works. It’s called behavior modification and grounding for me.
It's used in cognitive behaviour therapy. The point is to make yourself aware of the dysfunctional thoughts, so you can change them - this is of course a simplified description...
I'm glad that somebody wrote this instead of me having to break it down because breaking it down is kind of triggering.
This was very well thought out and explained, however I hated how the movie handled it.
It is absolutely a self-help mechanism for people that self-harm, but they did not establish that she was indeed inflicting harm on herself. As far as we are made aware, she has trauma because of her powers going haywire in the past, but there was no evidence of her inflicting pain on herself, so I didn't like them involving a very recognizable coping mechanism for those who do self-harm without giving any context or evidence to support the use of it.
Sticks and stones
Not trying to nitpick here, but you twice described Abe as having the ability of Telekinesis. That's the power to move objects with the mind. Telepathy would be he's reading people's thoughts and/or projecting his thoughts into people. Neither of which I recall seeing him do. Now ESP, that's where he looks like what he's using, where he gets extra information psychically. Now whether by feeling it coming off of the guy or by touching various objects. Basically think of it as heat, the more hot it is the better you can feel it from further away, so in that clip where Abe is in the tank he's feeling those waves and can glean that information. When it's "colder" he has to get closer or touch to feel, hence why he touched the door or the sword.
It would be more accurate to call it psychometry (finding out a object's past by touching it).
+whiterabbit75 I really don't think you can deem something as inaccurate when you are talking about something fictitious
Christopher Jakel
I didn't call it _inaccurate_, just that a _more accurate_ term would be psychometry, which is reading the psychic impressions left on objects and places. It is a form of telepathy. It's like saying, "German Sheppard" instead of "Dog".
Also, whether of not a thing is fictitious, is irrelevant. Using correct terms and definitions is always best, as it makes it more clear what was intended. Otherwise, you may was well not bother to correct someone who calls Gandalf an Orc.
it absolutely can be deemed inaccurate. Just because its an abstract fictitious concept doesn't mean telekinesis doesn't have a fucking definition. The logic that it's not inaccurate because its fictitious implies that if I said Abe uses superhuman flight to garner information I'd be correct. This is clearly not the case and makes no sense whatsoever, but it's not inaccurate because its fictitious right?
don't humour him, it IS inaccurate.
Rasputin gave him not the power to resurrect but the power to multiply when resurrecting
Did the one burnt on the railroad come back to life at some point? They all look the same to me.
yeah even as he was saying it, I put 2 and 2 together. I mean I've seen it once long ago, but that sounds obvious to anyone following the flow, and hearing him summarize what's confusing him.
Also why does he think it's weird that something ENCHANTED to multiply also reproduces? if I enchant a chicken to become two chickens upon death today, it was a normal animal yesterday.
@@thepickygamer4450
That's racist.
Strangely, that always seemed innate to Sammy from what I could make out...All Raz did was leave a message for when he died saying die peacefully in the knowledge you'll be reborn.
So just gonna put it out there. Liz's power is not controlled by her emotions. It is fueled by them. When she's terrified, angry, or just plain happy, her pyrokinesis can manifest in different ways. A gentle flame to wash over her and Hellboy when she's feeling contented/relieved. A directed blast towards a specific enemy when she's pissed off. A radial burst with no control what-so-ever when she's afraid for her life, or the life of someone she loves. Her emotions power her abilities.
Here's the thing. She's desperately aware of Meyers' lack of flame resistance. She can control her powers enough to keep them from erupting from her the moment Hellboy gets overpowered by the Samael demons. But what she can't do is focus. Because she loves Hellboy. Because this is a new situation for her. Because she's afraid of killing Meyers. Because she's torn between two love interests. Or even because the situation was unexpected. The point is, she panics. And panic needs to be controlled or else her powers won't be. She's holding back the fire until Meyers hits her because she's trying her best not to murder him by proxy.
Once he slaps her, she isn't calm. She's focused. Small increments of pain, when sought by the recipient, can help with focus. This is why some buddhist temples will crack you across the back with a bamboo rod if your posture is shite. It's also why a lot of people get into BDSM. But that's another story for another time.
The point is. She isn't asking him to slap her so she can calm down. She's asking him to slap her so she can focus on her anger towards the threat to Hellboy, and even though she isn't so controlled that Meyers could just stand behind her, she is able to control her powers enough that once he takes shelter, her fireball won't engulf his corner of the room.
Anybody else love this movie?
I love this movie and the sequel as well
Yep
Both of them. Prefer the second one, but that's just me.
I do
Yes
Telekinesis. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. It's not telepathy either. Telepathy = mind to mind communication. What Abe is doing is called Object reading or Psychometry. The ability to make relevant associations from an object of unknown history by making physical contact with that object.
Garry Horvath thank you for that info cinema sins should give themselves 10 sins for not knowing that
Love it when cinemasins fails sinning a good movie, you tell ‘em bro.
It's not even really Psychometry either more like some really inconsistent Clairvoyance with a little Psychometry thrown in because why not
The real crime here is that Abe shouldn't even have those powers. They properly belong to Kraus, who doesn't show up until the second movie, but for some reason they decided to combine the two characters in the first one or something? I dunno. Annoying as hell though, for those of us who *are* fans of the comics.
Thank You! Also, they kept saying he "looked at john and knew his history", but they forget that he used his hands on the glass to get that "read" on him.
4:07
"Telekinesis" is the act or process of causing an object to move by means of psychic forces, and "Telepathy" is the purported transmission of information from one person to another without using any known human sensory channels or physical interaction so... a Sin for you
In Hellboy, Hellboy said to John "Let's go fight some monsters." When they were in his room. But, then, when John was shooting Samuel with his pistol, Hellboy said "Nobody helps me! It's my job!" Don't you guys think that Cinemasins could've sinned that part, too?
to be honest the nazis did alot of weird occult shit that required alot of adventures and yes. they brought there banners with them
Jacob Woolf their
8 month have passed, and you still felt the need to do this. I'm removing a sin
Why did you say "to be honest" like it was information they trusted you with😂
The guy means to say that the presentation was crude, childlike, could've been accomplished sleeker and in a less spoon fed driven manner .. and they wouldn't have unfurled their banners in an occasion like this even if they had them with them, that defies the logic of being "weird secret occult" lol
YesteryearsGamer there were a lot of experiments involving genetics for multiple desired outcomes.
This is such a good movie tbh
Not as good as the comics, but still good nonetheless, with the exception of the whole love interest angle with Hellboy and Liz, which was just stupid and unnecessary since he viewed her more like a sister in the comics.
Phaota Water, you doing hereXD
Rocket Rangoon Did you even read my comment or just decided to give a trolling stupid reply because you felt like being a jerk? I have both movies on DVD and like both, but they can not compare to the comics.
Phaota A little bit of both. Why would you compare a movie that has nothing to do with any of the hellboy/bprd comics, aside from the characters. They're two separate things. Like comparing a toy car to the real car it's based on and saying "doesn't compare to the real thing."
Rocket Rangoon The movies are comparable to the comics in that they are based on that world and its characters. There are similar situations in the movies to comic story elements, but yes, on the whole, the films are there own thing. Nonetheless, being that both movies are based strongly on the comic universe, then comparisons can be validly made.
I gave you a thumbs up as I do with all your videos....but this movie was fun, holes and all.
another level fun of my childhood. 2004🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
The point is to point out flaws and issues, no matter how good the film is.
Hush on Rasputin, it's Czech actor (where I lived) - happy to see they can get into Hollywood production.
Karel Roden, just for record, he also had role in Blade 1
So, do you take recommendations? I'd love to see what you come up with for "The Princess Bride."
If they find sins, it'll all be stupid nitpicky ones. The Princess Bride is an awesome movie.
No movie is without sin.
CinemaSins actually mentioned in passing that they loved _The Princess Bride_ while sinning another movie, though I can't remember which one ATM.
On the note of dark comic movies, please do Blade
inconceivable, anybody want a peanut, as you wish, i'll kill you tomorrow, don't even think about trying to escape, have fun storming the castle
Sin #82 should be removed. Before Rasputin did his magic The thing was called "The Hound of Resurrection" Meaning it alone would come back. What Rasputin did was amp-up that ability and made it so that 2 rise instead of one.
and some how the thing had to be brought back. which makes you wonder 2 things. 1. how did somebody in an ancient civilization kill something called the "hound of resurrection" in such a way that it couldn't come back and 2. how exactly did they get angel tears?
Also sin #142, he couldn't break free of the shackles because it was sealed with magic
Jon Leo tbh, plenty of sins should be removed, quite a few of them seem pointless @cinemasins
Exactly my dude, burn cinemasins for sinning on a none sinner movie.
I know I'm hella late, but Sin #94 is wrong too. They say that it's St. Dionysius the Areopagite a little later on.
17:00 - Juxtaposing David Hyde Pierce’s voice to Abe was brilliant! When I first saw “Hellboy” that’s who I thought voiced him!
1:47
The light thing is unorganic. Human body is organic.
It could make sense
Nah, the light went in through the front, the person through the other side
extra sin: John Hurt's character has cancer yet dies by murder. What was the point then establishing that John Hurt's ill?
Because you'd feel like it would be better if he got to spend more time with them than die early and not say good Bye causing emotions to rile up.
I guess... Now that I look back it, I feel like the cancer could've been established so he could be all like "I'm not afraid of you (since I'm gonna die anyway)!" Even then though that should've saved him or aided the others like giving them a clue; y' know, martyrdom. But I'll take your words for it.
strangerdangrrr you are right as well having him say something like. "I'm not afraid of death" would be a good ending part for his character.
Was the point of the cancer not simply to introduce that dude who tries to bang Selma Blair? I forget his name.
The cancer explains why Agent Myers is there. Broom knows he's dying and needs a new caretaker for Hellboy when he's gone.
Everything wrong with spy kids
^^^^^^^
literally everything is wrong with that film xD
Literally EVERYTHING. God those movies are stupid, and every scene they used green screening for (which is a lot, sadly) is an affront to ALL vfx studios in the world
Spy kids *ding*
that would be the highest sin counter
Always confused by the dialogue: "He eats six times a day. He has a thing for cats." Doesn't that make it sound like he eats cats?
John Hurt is transcendent so therefore his narration transcends and is not narration.
Shaun of the dead and hot fuzz, I don't think you have done those yet
And World's End! Gotta get the whole trilogy!
KoboldCommando Yep
Oh God yes, I'd love it if they did "Shaun of the Dead".
It would be a sin itself to sin those movies though :(
+Agent Orange
>implying Cinema Sins gives a flying shit
4:08 Abe is telepathic in that he can read minds. He is not telekinetic as he cannot move things without touching them.
6:00 While I admit their use of the term is technically inaccurate, the concept of a hollow statue being used to house an ancient demonic entity could fall under a broader interpretation of a reliquary.
6:13 Again, this is not telekinesis. This is psychometry, the act of sensing information through touch.
7:10 Hellboy is fireproof in that fire does not damage him. He is not, however, heat proof, in that touching his hot horns will still hurt him.
7:24 That finger is made of stone. It can be inferred that Hellboy's stone hand doesn't have nerve endings and therefore would not feel pain.
8:00 Physical objects and people are obviously not the same. Abe didn't have to touch Myers because Myers has a mind to read (telepathy). Abe does, however, have to touch Kroenen's blade to learn about its recent history (psychometry).
9:11 I agree that Abe should have already known this via telepathy. But in the films, Abe can also learn through touch, although this applies mostly to inanimate objects (once again, pscyhometry) as he rarely has a need to touch a living person.
so fire isn't heat?
okay fine but when he kisses kiz and there on fire wouldn't hellboy freak out
Considering the fact that combustion only hurts you because it transfers heat energy to your body, it makes absolutely no sense that he would be fireproof but still feel pain from heat. That's like you wearing an oven mitt and touching a warm lightbulb and feeling pain.
Nah, this movie just doesn't ever lay down it's fire rules since the fire would, in theory, be hot to his touch and burn clothes away as well. I also have no justification for making a total ex-machina character like Abe. He seems to have a ton of leniency on the nature of his powers and it never really is made clear what the actual technique he uses is (touching doors and walls or them directly) or when he needs to read-up on something vs touching it and understanding it.
you just disproved the entire video
*Cinima Sin's Sin* black people IN Europe could and did fight in WW2 and we had a whole squad of black air pilots who flew serious miles in those days & won many dog fights with successful missions.
Ww2 was a crazy ass war.
The sin wasn't for the fact there was black people in ww2 cause in dead there was like you said the Tuskegee airman but the sin was for a integrated platoon which did not happen tell after ww2 so black soldiers were indeed segregated into different platoons
@@kennethgarrett3553 It's a photo with a paranormal agent and a demon toddler in it. I think it's safe to say that it was a specialized squadron. :)
@@jazzfarer After they raided a secret occult ritual led by a guy who died in the 1910s and a zombie ninja and Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.
There was also the red ball Express. Black soldiers who drove supplies all over the European theater
6:02 - Except that the hollow statue was a container for a relic - making it, as Hellboy said, a reliquary.
Do deadpool
how do you sin that which is so pure.
Wait for deadpool 2 he doesn't give a shit about recommendations
Too much sex
Sigh. The movie doesn't take itself seriosly, Cinemasins wont do that. It is more of a comedy, and CS haven't done any.
+Tritonewt It would be funny to a see it though
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I don't get it
That "snapping the rubber band on your wrist" thing thing is a technique that is commonly used for anxiety. Specifically, it's supposed to be for whenever someone is obsessing over something that is making them anxious, as a reminder to stop obsessing. Sort of a classical conditioning thing. I can maybe see someone using this technique if they have a problem with being impatient, but you can't exactly fix depression by reminding yourself to stop being depressed.
17:22 the greatest sin of all is that this is the closest we get to Bruce Campbell having a role in Hellboy -grumbles about how we deserved to see him as The Lobster in HB3-
After seeing the Lobster in the Hellboy remake and how awful that character is, I have no desire to see him in any Hellboy
I remember when this channel actually pointed out issues and holes in movies. Now it just seems to be inside jokes.
With some nitpicking.
Yeah if this whiner had been doing the same as the Nostalgia Critic by ripping bad movies to shreads it had been one thing but he is just bitching and moaning about pesky details. Like she is not my girlfriend in this scene, or be an asshole by eating an apple, 32 seconds of opening credits and of course reading.
Calls someone a whiner....goes onto to complain about someone else for a paragraph....oh the irony is real.
darkfur3 He is going on and on about pretty much nothing like the pronoun game or apples and lap dances
nah, this channel is just 50/50.. The BvS video was actually very good and pointed out many flaws. They still make good videos all the time
I do know what this is - in my all-time top ten. Freakin' LOVE this film. Can't wait to watch you guys tear it the fuck apart.
Haha, right?
Ikr :D
I watched this film as a 5 year old, fucked me up, still love it though...
one of my favorite films of all time.
I love this movie I must've watched this and the golden army 100 times while growing up
I’m convinced this is just a guy who describes scenes in movies instead of actual flaws and adds to the counter
You could start your own movie review channel and run it as you please. No one's stopping you.
Keep doing what u do! U do it so well! I cant get enough of your videos!💜
i've seen this movie many times and do not remember the rubber band scene. weird.
same.
I can't remember the whole Rasputin eye thing.
Mandela effect 🤔
I believe they are either the extended edition or in the deleted scenes
+Adventist thats what the government wants you to think 🤔😂😂
there are 2 kind s of people who watch this channel. 1. People who think cinemasins is being completely serious and goes out of their way to bash the channel and 2. people who know what comedy/humor is
That basically applies to every comedy channel...
this comment is badly needed as a disclaimer at the start of each video. if not, each comment section
Wait, so this isn't a serious dissection of cinema?
Thanks, I was so confused. You're doing God's work. Trump 2016!
Humor is subjective, I don't disagree though.
Christiaan Verhoef burn😅
I just wanted to say, Hellboy can't break the locks because his real name is on the restraints. They're enchanted. Also, his hand was always massive (since he was a baby). So it could technically always be a "key". In the comics his father (Azzael) cut off his real hand and replaced it with the stone key hand.
to be honest , I use these vids to watch summarys of films
Still a better movie than Batman vs Superman, Man of Steel and Suicide Squad~
+ajt222 or just superhero movies in general
and Blues Brothers, and Waterworld, and Jim Carrey's The Grinch, and Citizen Kane...
wait I thought we were just naming movies
Captain America, Ironman, and Thor didn't have Snyder and his ilk pissing on the source material.
+A Bastard or jerking it to his supposed genius. while also thinking rape makes for good character development. lol I'd he had his way batman would of been raped in prison. Snyder is insane
+Smiling Arin Turnip HOW DARE YOU?! Blues Brothers is awesome!
This channel has really gone down hill. I remember these videos being full of real plot holes, inconsistencies, and gaps in logic. No it's just you nitpicking every frame and line. Yeah he had a rosary, he had no real idea what he was dealing with. Yeah he was walking around with cancer, that can happen. If you pulled out every bit of world building or unexplained/over explained language you would really have zero movie left.
true
Weirdly true. Funny how even though more brief and stuff back then the sins seemed funnier too? Now it just seems kinda sad idk
Wish they would have nitpicks and sins as seperate counters.
I hardly count "Peter Parker uses Bing" as a plot hole from the first sinned video. If you don't like this entertainment, leave. Go watch vsauce or something for your logic.
+Im Bakes Irl I never said it had to be exclusively plot based. Obvious brand placement is a sin and should be counted. A fake passage from a fake book having a fake page number attributed to it in a fictional story sounds like a pretty dumb thing to consider a sin.
I really need to watch these films again, they're classics
Only one movie is a classic
10 years later everything wrong with hellboy 2019
Everything
Why everything?
Absolutely!
I was gonna suggest suicide squad, but then I saw it and realized it would just be the whole movie
L
please take your meds.
*****
:)
I really loved the characters (barring the joker) but was not at all intrigued by the entire enchantress plot and felt they could of had a much more interesting villain or at least had more than 1 mission as a team lol
Conrad Lindenberg
Did you watch the movie, there 1st mission was to save Amanda Wolar and 2nd was to stop Enchantress plan.
Let's get one thing straight. There's not a damn thing wrong with hell boy
No movie is without sin. There's no such thing as a perfect movie.
+Ichigo1423jfk this ones it bruh. Sorry but your not changing my mind. I just love this movie
Are you kidding me this movie is fucking awful
It may be fun to watch but it is a w f u l
+Eddy Padilla there's a difference between liking something and something being objectively good. wish people would realize this
damn straight. I know the movie can be seen to have problems but then you watch it and its just great. Ron Perlman is so good too. The only real sin is that they never made more.
I love reading the comics and in my mind I hear Ron doing the lines.
Thank you for the "Hello, Dolly!" outtake. Made my day.
After watching this video and remembering the movie, there are small moments that i dont ever remember seeing in this movie no matter how man times ive watched it
Probably because there's a directors cut but most streaming platforms only show the movie version.
Like which scenes?
*generic non constructive comment about how this channel's gone down hill*
*generic hate reply on non constructive comment regarding cinemasins going down hill*
Monica Sofia *generic reinforcement of my own opinion with the occasional insult*
Jesse McClure *generic full out hate reply filled with insults*
Monica Sofia *generic argument loss and shutting up*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR
I like that he sins Hellboy calling the statue a reliquary (Hellboy is guessing) and explains it as a thing, but the next line is literally John Hurt correcting him on it. For someone who scans things for inconsistencies, you've a heap to your name, fella.
also, Abe's power is telemetry: the ability to see the history of an object or person via sense organs. He knew about John because he read his file. For pity's sake.
I think you are mistaken about your choice of words. Telemetry is used to collect measurements and other data, like the telemeters on an anti-aicraft gun.
psychometry
“Fella” lol we have a hard ass over here congrats what have you accomplished “boy”
I think that's part of the joke.
Yeah hellboy and hellboy2 the golden army is one of my favourites
Especially when Slade sings can't smile without you.
I love you so much for that Scream reference to Red Right Hand
everythng wrong with SkyHigh
No.
Think of my childhood
AUSSIE BOYZ access denied
It has been 10 years since i saw it and I agree, it needs this.
+Roger Sterling
'Sky High' has Bruce Campbell and Kurt Russell, so that automatically makes it better. Lol
+LONG LIVE STEELO Do it
I would like to see pretty much all of the Tarantino films sinned.
That would make a good compilation video.
A single video, with movies in anachronic order.
Bonus round would be counting all the shots of feet.
yes!!!!!
+Commander_Ninja ^^^^^
14:33 And 12 years later, Suicide Squad practically steals this bit.
Its weird how these videos are so good and feel so much less long then they are
I don't watch movies anymore. I just watch cinemasins and pretend I've watched the movie.
so do have cancer or does your life just suck ass?
+zane g Lets just pretend your statement makes sense.
Cliche comment is cliche
+Mackavon *ding*
lol
I surprised CinemaSins didn't bring up how the nazi lady hits John in the head with a sledgehammer and somehow he survives that
SpikeJet2736 Maybe he blinked?
Perhaps he was too lazy to add another "he survives this" to the already existing "he survives this" sin from when Liz blew up all the Hellhounds
Every time I watch that scene I hear in the sin voice, "John survives this."
ding
Still in my top 10 movies for my fave actor, fave director, and being a movie adaptation of my fave comics.
At 7:29, the reason his hand doesn’t hurt is because it’s the Right Hand of Doom and it doesn’t feel pain
The restraint on Hellboy have ancient magical runes on them to prevent him from breaking free hence his inability to break it. That said, there should be at least a sin added to the counter for a convenient plot device custom-fitted for the exact size and dimensions of a grown Hellboy to render the protagonist of the movie incapable of fighting back until the absolute very last possible moment in which said protagonist fights back, rendering said plot device restraint entirely useless because its only purpose was to create fake BS tension.
well, according to lore his stone hand wouldn't grow, it was cut off from a giant old god and grafted to his arm after hellboy's own demonic father and a lord of hell cut off an infant hellboy's hand specifically to graft the stone hand of doom onto it.
Rasputin has been around for a few weeks, his girlfriend and the Nazi mecha-zombie pet Kroenen have been alive and walking around for the last 60 years. You really think they didn't have the time to forge that thing? Or that some ancient followers of Ogdru Jahad didn't have the gift of prophecy and built that thing to make sure they could control the guy on whom their entire set of beliefs depend on?
Telepathy and telekinesis are two different things. We talked about this after Mortal Kombat. Get your shit together Jeremy.
Heartwarming fact: Even though Doug Jones plays Abe in this movie, he was dubbed over by David Hyde Pierce, because the studio execs wanted more big names attached to the film. This backfired spectacularly when Pierce refused to be credited out of respect for Jones.
9:20 Abe is using the sense of electromagnetism which is a real life thing that people use to see auras and sense people from far away or in another room, a form of intuition. It’s also what sharks use to navigate where prey are which is commonly mistaken for being able to smell blood.
I even know how to sense it through practice of chi meditation and reiki practitioning
You know, except this movie version is super unconventional. It’s like unreal from how he would be able to define the sensation of belonging or overall palm reading mastery, I’m good at palm reading and all but this version is like god level which means you could have a direct conversation with the entity of god with his sensitivity
Please do everything wrong with:
Angry birds: The movie
Toy story 3
Scary movie
The babadook
But, nothing was wrong with the Babadook...
+Nathan Eskin I didn't find it scary. Plus every movie has something
Babadook please
+D.G. Echo not Deadpool apparently
+Terminator 1cool And Deadpool
Hey I'm from new Jersey ... oh god ... I'm from new Jersey
cantbeattheheat1 don’t worry, I’m from Texas.
"There's a place between heaven and hell
Don't need a map, just follow the smell
A place filled with filthy air
A place full of dark despair
A place you have no prayer
A place called New Jersey
New Jersey
Jersey, the Garden State"
I'm not one to say anything, I'm from California.
Coming back to this after the new Hellboy came out, and I’m going to be honest, this one is much more enjoyable to watch
@3:15 it is not impossible; in fact, I remember attending the autopsy of a lady in her nineties, who died peacefully "for natural causes", and to the surprise of my professor she had big metastatic masses everywhere.
11:35 as many already mentioned, rubber bands are definitely a thing :)
Indeed, i saw people with metastasies everywere looking pretty slick during my practice hours
Man I remember watching this when I was like 5. Still one of my favourite movies ever, partly due to nostalgia.
do a Sin video for Blade Trilogy. the trilogy which proved that R rated, cursing, comic book movies starring Ryan Reynolds can be awesome. :)
Deadpool?
he just described blade trilogy and you say deadpool smh
To be fair Blade Trinity was pretty forgettable...
+Jagir Rao I've been asking for that for him to go after Blade 1-3 for the longest. I guess Blade's beyond reproach...Who knew?
Shawnee Longbow nah they just do what they want to.
or what attract more views.
Not taking a sin away from the "I'll crossover for her and you'll be sorry" quote in that ending kissing scene is a crime!
Jeremy Sinned "BUDLIGHT" six years prior to the Bud light''s being sinned by everyone, lol.
Even though Hellboy is full of inconsistencies, it's still a pretty enjoyable movie. I can't say the same for it's sequel however.
The sequel doesn't have the same feel as part 1.
Almost like the producers or somebody felt like they could milk the title for another movie and rushed everything.
SlamifiedBuddafied uh huh.
The sequel was dope af shut up you wuss
The Deadite Have you're opinion and I'll have mine.
CinemaSins sins Hellboy's "unfounded jealousy" but to be jealous is to be afraid of losing something that belongs to you. Liz doesn't love Hellboy at that point, so Hellboy is *Envious*. *Ding*
She loves him. That is why she left. You can't be truly happy with the person you love if you don't work on your own problems first.
jealous adjective
jeal·ous | \ˈje-ləs \
Definition of jealous
1 : hostile toward a rival or one believed to enjoy an advantage : ENVIOUS
His success made his old friends jealous.
They were jealous of his success.
jeal·ous
/ˈjeləs/
adjective
feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.
"he grew jealous of her success"
synonyms: envious, covetous, desirous;
The psychic ability of touching things to ascertain the past events of the object and location is called psychometry. It's a real thing, so yes, Abe has to touch things to get information, otherwise he just studies up on the subject(s).
Would be nice to see a show like this that shows just actual mistakes in movies.
That's what this and animation sins started as originally. but now its mostly jokes and commentary.
Actually, it WAS Saint Dionysus the Areopagite. They say that in the movie.
that pokestop in 1:19 makes me laugh so bad. i literally pause the video after that scene just to write this comment. hahahaha... you got me CinemaSins. you nailed it again!
You forgot „good guy gets swallowed by creature, then kills it by blowing it up from the inside“ cliché.
John's 'acting' deserves a sin. At least Liz is implied to be mentally scarred. John acts like a fish that has been bashed in the head. Pearlman is the only talent anywhere to be seen.
Someone needs to learn the difference between telekinesis and telepathy.
To me, Cinema Sins is both enjoyable and encouraging. (Encouraging because it reminds me that even though something has some/too many sins, it can still be enjoyable. :) Now to remember that when I work on my writing........)
Deborah L. Fuck. Yes.
Say what you will about early 00's comic book movies, but did am amazing job at casting. Ron Perlman was a perfect choice to play hellboy.
The rubber band thing is actually legit, it's something my therapist taught me to do instead of cutting or punching walls