Everything Wrong With Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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  • @glitterbitesback
    @glitterbitesback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The prince is still up there on my list of strangely attractive and wicked awesome villains. And this whole movie...that drunk singing scene...fabulous!

  • @joakimpaulsberg6571
    @joakimpaulsberg6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    -"Give him a reason to live"
    -"You`re going to be a father"
    - "No, i said give him a reason to LIVE"

    • @Weigazod
      @Weigazod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joajim pølseberg “i need a soccer team” :)

    • @h0197
      @h0197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dont get it

    • @t.r.luxx1311
      @t.r.luxx1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@h0197 I cant tell if this reply is you joking about not understanding this or you genuinely don't understand this joke. I mean no offense and I'm legitimately curious, it's just difficult reading a reply and knowing whether it's in a sarcastic tone or not.

    • @h0197
      @h0197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@t.r.luxx1311 I genuinely do not understand the joke. Could you explain the joke?

    • @jacobharris4207
      @jacobharris4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@h0197 The joke is that learning that he will be a father would cause him to embrace the sweet release of death.

  • @origionalpagan
    @origionalpagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Fun fact, Nuada is an irish god, and Balor was actually the man who beheaded him in battle at the end of his reign as king of the People of Danu. He also used a sword and not a spear.

  • @pandex2707
    @pandex2707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The Princess Nuala and Abe's scene at the library was actually kinda cute

    • @queenoffrance6397
      @queenoffrance6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It was cute, yes, but overall their romance is poorly written, and rushed.

  • @randehmarshgames4608
    @randehmarshgames4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The scene where Hellboy gets beat down by a bunch of lockers gets me everytime

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And don't forget the part his face warped the door to his face. That is ultimate

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know if I should be mad that he left out the two best scenes of the movie since this is about movie sins, but: the locker room and the love song bro time are timeless masterpieces. Don't care about most of the rest of the movie, but especially the second scene made me love the characters so damn much like not a single other movie managed to do.

    • @andrewquick4176
      @andrewquick4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the best scenes

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LaNoir. the fuckin love song scene RULES

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    This was such a good movie. Del Toro did an amazing job. Sadly, it was underappreciated and didn't get the trilogy it deserves.

    • @Fenrispro
      @Fenrispro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woohoo yes!

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I have always wondered why they didn't tranquilize the princess thus tranquilizing the prince. Then they could have taken the gold pieces from him, melt them, and put him in jail. Then once they have him squared away they could wake the princess back up.

    • @bo64625
      @bo64625 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe them being magical creatures makes them immune to conventional tranquilizers? haha idk thats honestly a good plot hole

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont think it would work.
      A tranquilizer is not poison. Its not like if she gets sick he feels it too. Nuala would just be put to sleep and i doubt her and Nuada also sleep at the same time

    • @Toonwalla2010
      @Toonwalla2010 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Either that or the princess could have just given Liz the third crown piece when she was brought into the BPRD and it could have been melted down a hell of a lot sooner so the crown would NEVER be complete.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So the movie can happen.
      But yes, same thought here, right in the theater when they hit on the connection between the siblings. Just tranq her for a few days at least to gain some time, find a weakness, destroy some McGuffin or other.
      But no, Del Toro likes nothing so much as sacrificing some beautiful young female - see "Pan's Labyrinth", where there was an easy way out of it, too. He and Edgar Allen Poe definitely share a fetish there.

  • @guster489
    @guster489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:59 "look at this guy, there isnt even 1 near his face" *shot of a dude having them literally inside his mouth*

  • @jax2769
    @jax2769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    4:00 “not once we see these tooth fairies go for the teeth” while guy in background literally has fairies going for his teeth

    • @tigertim620
      @tigertim620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TheOnlySeptem
      *DING*

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He said "Not once have we seen these Tooth Fairies go for the teeth FIRST."

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True 😂

    • @CreedSin
      @CreedSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@JakkFrost1 I believe we're implying the fact he said none were even near his mouth, when one was literally clawing at his mouth

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CreedSin ~ Replying from notifications, so I can't see the video right this minute, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about Hellboy, who had literally none near his mouth.

  • @TrevsMovieReviews263
    @TrevsMovieReviews263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Are you sure that "The Shape of Water" isn't just a prequel about Abraham

    • @ilyalehrman9280
      @ilyalehrman9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm convinced it is

    • @CCGMASTER
      @CCGMASTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I saw the trailer, I thought it was.

    • @partipatil
      @partipatil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty convinced it is.

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasn't he found the night Abraham Lincoln was killed?

    • @amymationproductions8605
      @amymationproductions8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jefferson Smyth yep, ageless

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Prince Nuada "Give me the crown piece or I will kill my sister!"
    A reasonable person (Sits down and pulls out a bag of popcorn) "Go on then"

    • @raringboat8665
      @raringboat8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hellboy siting there eating his nachos and just says "Well where waiting"

    • @peachesrambo4037
      @peachesrambo4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah right lol

  • @kyleblackburn8776
    @kyleblackburn8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The biggest sin in that movie was right at the beginning when Nuada was sentenced to death and Nuala says she's at peace with what that means. At no point when Nuada is kicking the crap out of everyone does anyone take advantage of their lives being linked and just shank her instead.

  • @b29ak2007
    @b29ak2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I love how you concluded that she really is saying "she would rather die than date Abe Sapian"
    the burn unit has been called for

  • @HarmonicaMustang
    @HarmonicaMustang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Fun fact: The Angel of Death was a practical effect in its entirety.

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      And an outfit that really hurt Doug Jones since the weight of the wings were literally digging into the skin on his back. He didn't like playing that character, but toughed it out.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Phaota because Doug Jones is a goddamned professional! A legend.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is the Hellboy franchise(?) comics or books or both?

    • @EXPowerBlast
      @EXPowerBlast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@EchthelionII It's a graphic novel series by Dark Horse.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EXPowerBlast ..........Graphic novels are different from comics right? I think I have 2 graphic novels.

  • @billwilliams2453
    @billwilliams2453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Im not a baby im a tumor" " That's just what a baby would want me to think" lol im dead that shit is funny

  • @AlanGresov
    @AlanGresov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "I mean look at this guy, there isn't even one of them near his face."
    he says as there is one literally crawling in the guy's mouth.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    This movie ending the series, instead of motivating the studio to throw all the money at Del Toro for part 3 is the sin of all sins.

    • @zadok23
      @zadok23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      absolutely..not getting to see part 3 of Red and Liz's story infuriated me

    • @Maya.0114
      @Maya.0114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please, why did you remind me... those reopened wounds are going to take ages to close again

    • @linda-pk3ve
      @linda-pk3ve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It really tics me off that we will get a new hell boy but not the one we want, I love these movies... But if we got one ho would play instead of Selma blair ? have you seen the state shes in, its heartbreaking.

    • @jakal455
      @jakal455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NOT gonna watch the reboot. will wait for Hellboy 3

    • @Maya.0114
      @Maya.0114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jakal455 you are very commited

  • @chrysopelea9418
    @chrysopelea9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    16:01 Actually, according to the comics, this is probably one of the most "in-character" parts of the movie because Hellboy is pretty self-less and, despite always using guns, always felt more natural with swords that it even scares him. He becomes a practically invinsible rage-monster whenever he gets his hands on a sword, so Nuada is screwed.

  • @ekuabrew4547
    @ekuabrew4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    ‘’Give him a reason to live.’
    ‘You’re going to be a father.’
    No Liz, he said give him a reason to live!
    I cried 🤣🤣🤣

  • @madisyngolab330
    @madisyngolab330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Also, if they just melted down the crown piece they had and made it useless, then Prince Nuada wouldn't be able to summon the golden army. And they also knew about the fact that if one got hurt or killed, then the other did too, so they KNOW Prince Nuada isn't going to kill his sister, even in regards to self-preservation, so *DING*

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Does Nuada strike you as a reasonable, self preservating kind of guy?

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Whoa, he pulled out the NUCLEAR SKIP!

    • @madhavilatha6409
      @madhavilatha6409 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DC rocks

    • @AlecArtComics
      @AlecArtComics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Has he ever done that before, this is my first time seeing it...lol

    • @graymulligan
      @graymulligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I audibly gasped.

  • @krazylary9300
    @krazylary9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Abe :my body is a temple
    Hellboy: no it's an amusement park

  • @ethanrodriguez7061
    @ethanrodriguez7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Me: *likes this movie*
    Cinema Sins: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @miss.nobody2713
    @miss.nobody2713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This is actually my favourite movie i love everything about it and never get bored of watching it I actually watched number 2 before number 1 and I after a couple of years I found out there was a number 1 and I was so confused lol

    • @Devin007V8
      @Devin007V8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strangely, I think I watched this one right when it came out but besides what's in the CS vid I couldn't give you even a hint of plot heh

  • @dnightshade3257
    @dnightshade3257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The "Nuclear Skip!" caught me off guard 😂

  • @wheeeeeha
    @wheeeeeha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Honestly, if I were that auction guy dealing with that monster guy politely asking for whatever that was would get this response "Sir, I am but an employee. Let me get my boss and you can negotiate with him." Notify the boss, clock out and go home. Not my problem.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FRT

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd probably do that ,then not clock out and go home because dammit, I got a job to do and if I clock out early after seeing some dangerous monster guy, I might get fired

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd probably just hand it over then leave.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grab grenade, pass to boss, check out and bail

  • @joshuahines1415
    @joshuahines1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Never making a 3rd film to finish the trilogy. *Ding*

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well without a third movie it's not a trilogy at all

  • @rosssapp6990
    @rosssapp6990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love this movie and wish we could
    Have gotten a third one instead of a reboot.

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    This movie is absolutely gorgeous.
    I can tell you next to nothing about the plot, though.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It is full of some of the most gorgeous fantasy sequences I've ever seen. That's Del Toro's genius.
      The plot is bollocks and the baddie's a twat, but this film is so startlingly visually superior to every other mainstream action film of the last few decades that it pretty much makes up for it.

    • @chewymew4959
      @chewymew4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I definitely agree with you

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roughly 4 times bigger than first one... Way too big. Absolutely gorgeous though...

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how many people people think about this movie. They enjoy it when they watch it, but retain very little about it other than dope ass visuals

    • @doolittlecraftsmann302
      @doolittlecraftsmann302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember having a pale woman fetish after seeing this.

  • @RawBerserker
    @RawBerserker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    LOVE this movie. So sad that GDT wont be able to finish off the trilogy

  • @loslow458
    @loslow458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “I thought khal drogo killed Dani’s brother” 😂👏🏽

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *NUCLEAR SKIP*
    That is excellent.

  • @mrroozdkiekaeus3411
    @mrroozdkiekaeus3411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hellboy movies was one of the gems among the heroes, that came from nowhere (not Marvel or Dc).
    This could've ended in trilogy, which is so satisfying. Sadly moviegoers got the remake one, now that is a sin.

    • @maxadrianburton7654
      @maxadrianburton7654 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hellboy is DC.

    • @mikegoldab9848
      @mikegoldab9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maxadrian Burton Hellboy is Darkhorse

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blame Del Torro for demanding a ridiculous budget and turning down a reasonable budget.

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hellboy is Darkhorse

    • @Kingsc84
      @Kingsc84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s didn’t come out of no where. Because you didn’t know of it doesn’t mean it popped up out of thin air.

  • @Nicholas_Chen_
    @Nicholas_Chen_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    One of my favourite films, Del Toro’s sketchbook for the creature designs and settings are insane, the art and Celtic-influenced lore shown in this film are absolutely mad. Also Prince Nuada is one of the most underrated villains in cinema ever.

  • @ashamatronichow2226
    @ashamatronichow2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    CinemaSins: “It’s not reminiscent of Pans Labryth at all”
    Me: “Weren’t both movies made by the same person?

    • @niceguy169
      @niceguy169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sin is the same person repeating himself. :)

    • @trevorwalden6097
      @trevorwalden6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the point

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      both are amazing movies

  • @clayisahottie
    @clayisahottie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There is *one* sin they forgot to point out as well: Abe Sapien can apparently randomly decide *when* he needs his Water Gills apparatus when he was outside of his tank. In the first movie, whenever he was out, he had to wear it. In this movie, he's only seen *ONCE* without the water apparatus. Every other time he's walking around like he doesn't need it, unlike the first movie.
    He probably doesn't have to wear it in the comics, and I get that, but it clearly forgets about that fact of Abe in the first movie.

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The "knockoff Pale Man" is actually an angel, and the most accurate depiction of a biblical angel seen in film. It's a Seraphim if anyone is wondering.
    There's also Ophanim (wheels inside wheels, covered with eyes), and cherubim (which have four faces)

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not really. Seraphim look mostly human with six wings (two with which they fly, two cover their face, and two cover their feet). That is the biblical description of them (Isaiah 6:2, if you want to look it up yourself). The only times creatures are described with eyes on wings in the Bible, it is part of saying they have eyes all over their bodies. I can't think of any biblical description of any creature with eyes only on its wings.

    • @chromesthesia
      @chromesthesia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That needs to be in more movies

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a seraphim, but probably an archangel. Also he is angel of death

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cherubim don’t merely have 4 faces, they have 4 heads, 1 each of an eagle, ox, lion and man. This is very important theological symbolism and imagery and has to be taken into account.
      As for a seraph, the movie depiction misses the mark by quite a way. There is no description of a seraph having eyes on their wings and not their face, and a seraph is characterised by inexhaustible fire and only being in the company of God in the heavenly planes.

  • @andanlandanislife4469
    @andanlandanislife4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    0:36 speaking of Coraline, when are you sinning that next?

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Andanlandanislife he doesn’t sin perfect movies

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      gamerman360 That explains why he’s sinned The Dark Knight, Empire Strikes Back, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Toy Story 1,2,3, Logan, Avengers Infinity War, Inception, Jurassic Park, The Exorcist, Die Hard, Terminator 2, The Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Back to the Future, Harry Potter, The Incredibles, Wall-E, Up, Finding Nemo, Inside Out, Coco, Guardians of the Galaxy 1&2, Shrek 1&2, American Beauty, Gladiator, Mad Max Fury Road, Birdman, The Bourne Trilogy, The Sixth Sense, How to Train Your Dragon, It Follows, Scream, Halloween, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Kung Fu Panda, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jaws, Zootopia, Citizen Kane, Deadpool 1&2, Iron Man, Captain America Civil War, The Lego Movie, John Wick 1&2, Alien, Aliens, Predator, Get Out, A Nightmare on Elm Street, It (2017), Blade Runner, Se7en, Batman Begins, Paddington, Blade Runner 2049, The Babadook, Spider-Man 2, Hereditary, Star Wars, The Dark Knight Rises, Cast Away, Ocean’s Eleven, The Avengers, Creed, Spider-Man Homecoming, Mary Poppins, Dumbo & A Star is Born

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Attrell all those movies had flaws coraline doesn’t

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      gamerman360 No Movie is Without Sin

    • @gamerman360
      @gamerman360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daniel Attrell the full quote is “no movie is without sin except for coraline”

  • @bclaw524
    @bclaw524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Princess didn't even have to kill herself, just stab her arm/leg so the Prince would drop the dagger/can't rush at Hellboy

  • @stevenbrousseau7538
    @stevenbrousseau7538 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of my all time favorite movies. This should’ve won an Oscar or two for best acting and special effects.

  • @mututhlaw
    @mututhlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mitch McConnel is related to characters in blade . Now that you mention it , it makes perfect sense.

  • @jamesfrey6136
    @jamesfrey6136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    wait so let me get this straight you're sinning the movie for not having opening logos???

    • @saltyjade8580
      @saltyjade8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      and 9 seconds of no sound and black screen

    • @sayftaleb6020
      @sayftaleb6020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in every single movie, and I like it every time

    • @jamesfrey6136
      @jamesfrey6136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@saltyjade8580 he would have sinned it if there was narration, or exposition. damned-if-you-do damned-if-you-don't

    • @whywherewhenhow
      @whywherewhenhow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost as if cinemasins has not consistency....

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha he contradicts himself a lot
      He sins a movie for having just the town name instead of town/country like usual
      Or for reincorporation without flashing back to when it was first established, sinning it for assuming he'd remember..
      When he also sins a movie for flashing back and reminding him saying it isn't necessary since he remembers hahaha
      Although it's funny, when I first saw this I also thought the angel monster did look exactly like the pans labyrinth thing, like straight up using the same costume hahaha

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:59 are you sure there isn't one of them ripping the background guy's tooth out in this exact shot?

  • @AliceHope78
    @AliceHope78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ahahahahahah.
    AHAHAHHAHAHA.
    "Just... a dude".
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    With three words you made me laugh. A lot.

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This Hellboy movie is making me hellbruh

  • @legendary.super.shannon9699
    @legendary.super.shannon9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    @14:32 You bite gold to tell the softness of the metal. Solid gold (24 kt) is soft enough that If you bite it, you'll leave teeth marks. He's not _"tasting"_ it, he's *testing* the grade/karat of the gold.
    Nowadays there are acids you can use to test precious metals, but back before they were commonly used, biting it to see if you leave teeth Mark's on it or not was the quickest, easiest way to see.
    *Source:* Former pawnbroker w/an expertise in precious metals & stones.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, the sin is that he should have said something he learned from biting it, not just that it's "shiny" which he could have noticed without biting it.

    • @legendary.super.shannon9699
      @legendary.super.shannon9699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@welcome2myhappyworld I disagree. I think he bit thhe gold, saw it was real, & then commented on the beauty of the piece by saying how _"shiny!"_ it was. You're saying he should have said _"I just bit this gold to see if it was real, because gold is soft, & teeth Mark's in the gold prove it _*_is real!"?_* that would be really fucking dumb.
      I would much rather movies let me figure out things for _myself,_ rather than overly explain *everything* ad-naseum. Movies that are exposition heavy like that might as well say _"We made this movie for _*_idiots,_*_ because we assume only idiots would watch this garbage! Now give us your moneys, idiot."_ in the trailer.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I thought everyone knew that about gold coins.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legendary.super.shannon9699 I figured he would say "It's real" as opposed to "It's shiny", especially considering if their were teeth marks, it would actually make it less smooth and shiny, but agree to disagree.

    • @100nitrog2
      @100nitrog2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think the spear was gold, so I have no idea why he would bite it.

  • @deltayork3173
    @deltayork3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My thought about the whole siblings connection was that why wouldn’t one of those agents in the doorway of the library just shoot the princess in like the leg or the arm to disable the prince

  • @davidinass
    @davidinass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Don't care what people say.
    This is a good movie to me

    • @aerthreepwood8021
      @aerthreepwood8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think this movie is much weaker than the first but they're both fantastic.

    • @sophisticatedluna6503
      @sophisticatedluna6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aerthreepwood8021 I thought it was one of the best sequels

    • @rossjohnstone4689
      @rossjohnstone4689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still a great movie although not quite as good as the first

    • @zacrettig775
      @zacrettig775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fucking cliffhanger tho

    • @ljevans3156
      @ljevans3156 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked all 3 of the live action movies but the Ron pearlmen ones are a ton better of the reboot, but all are good

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I personally love this movie more than the first one.
    I didn't hate the first one. I just felt it was a little too strange and the plot was a little hard to follow. Hellboy II was the _right_ amount of strange and was easy to follow.

  • @Neverfate
    @Neverfate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I absolutely, unabashedly love this movie.

  • @wythore
    @wythore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hold up! Is that fish dude the same as the one from the Shape of Water? You're telling me Shape of Water is the same universe of Hellboy???

    • @nyasiapittman4903
      @nyasiapittman4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vitor Oliveira it’s not just similar the guy who made it said they’re greatly different even tho they look the damn same 😂😂

    • @aliahpersonous2893
      @aliahpersonous2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doug Jones plays Abe and that SoW fishman, but they’re two separate universes (As said by Guillermo Del Toro)

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aliahpersonous2893 he plays the fucking fish to?!

  • @n0msg4u
    @n0msg4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on the re-release and new book. I loved The Ables, read it as soon as I could get my hands on it. My family and I listened to it on a long road trip last summer and they loved it too. Can't wait for the sequel!

  • @walkerb9092
    @walkerb9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Do Everything Wrong With The Emperor’s New Groove please

    • @sal3845
      @sal3845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No. Anything but that sacred piece of cinema. I beg of you

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t forget Oliver and Company, Thomas and the Magic Railroad, and Winnie the Pooh (2011 film).

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calebproductions1264 "It's Thomas the fucking Tank Engine!!"

    • @OriUsername
      @OriUsername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How's that possible it would be 2 seconds of cinemasins saying nothing

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I fucking love _The Emperor's New Groove,_ and I would love to see them tackle it!

  • @albinocadillac
    @albinocadillac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I mean, I've been asking for Coraline for years but at least he mentioned it in a video.
    Baby steps Jeremy. Baby steps

  • @anthonyprovenzano3136
    @anthonyprovenzano3136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who ever played “the prince”/main antagonist should definitely play Sorin the planeswalker in a live action series

  • @ericschuller908
    @ericschuller908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 I officially know where Lee stands on Mitch McConnell being an immortal, blood-sucking, soulless monster from the pits of hell. And I completely agree!

  • @JeeMorpheus
    @JeeMorpheus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is not... the greatest CinemaSins in the world video…
    This is just a tribute.

    • @sorsuenthewolf
      @sorsuenthewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't remember the greatest video in the world, NO! THIS IS TRIBUUUUUUUTE!

    • @cs_calzone
      @cs_calzone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are but men, Rock

  • @Jedonai
    @Jedonai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    70 times 70 is a biblical reference. In ancient Hebrew Numerology it signified perfection.

    • @jacobmiller8631
      @jacobmiller8631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wasn't it 70x7

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      7 is also a lucky number

    • @exorcat
      @exorcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it meant unlimited. Like you forgive someone 70 times 70 times, and you just keep forgiving them.

    • @random_stuff507
      @random_stuff507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll tell you what perfection is. It's 69

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@random_stuff507 Only if you're both roughly the same height - if one is significantly taller or shorter, you're gonna have some alignment issues.

  • @goatqueen9188
    @goatqueen9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok wait!! I was genuinely more excited we got to see your face at the end doing your whole AblesBook.com thing.. MR CINEMASINS FACE EVERYONE!! His cute little face, omg my life is complete x

  • @Wuoffan1
    @Wuoffan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:31 I love the term "bitch dagger" for that trope

  • @Akari8000
    @Akari8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Now i remember why i didn't watched this movie a third time.
    ...
    Buuut now i remember why i want a movie, dedicated to prince Nuada and his nosebleed sister! ... Or one about "seashell guy"! =D

    • @pnksheild1709
      @pnksheild1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akari8000 he should have used the stone talus theme

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch Twilight, it comes close.

  • @theterra-path7798
    @theterra-path7798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The Hellboy movies are terribly underrated... They're just as good as any marvel film

    • @AlanGresov
      @AlanGresov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea- wait no hahahahahahaha no no they are not.

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol they are trash

    • @nch2004
      @nch2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bullshit

    • @magnathrax7360
      @magnathrax7360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They're better.

  • @xSkye629x
    @xSkye629x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hellboy and Abe singing to Barry Manilow is still to this day one of my favorite scenes ever put to a screen

  • @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679
    @carlh-thehermitwithwi-fi679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:30 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"
    EVERY CHILD EVER
    (tears in my eyes)

  • @deensaid7762
    @deensaid7762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sins about olden times. Well, not about olden times.
    Soooooo..... Robin Hood 2018 next Thursday?

  • @dannysvetlick6291
    @dannysvetlick6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    @4:32 CinemaSins calls a magazine a clip
    *DING*

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danny Svetlick thank you!

    • @Kartissa
      @Kartissa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, most people make that mistake.

  • @ethandunn7026
    @ethandunn7026 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, I can tell you really poured your heart out into reading that script. Very well done 👍🏻

  • @P1nkSpr1tes
    @P1nkSpr1tes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m about a month into your channel but honestly I love your channel.. I even watch videos on movies I’ve never seen just to see why I should see it.😂 You have also pointed me in the direction of movies that look decent to watch so thanks! 😂

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This film just might have the best practical effects out there 😄👌.

    • @welcome2myhappyworld
      @welcome2myhappyworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean some of them... The tumor and the goblin dude looked like bad puppets. Abe Sapien looks awesome though.

    • @cangaroojack
      @cangaroojack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@welcome2myhappyworld The angel of death was entire practical too!

  • @Nraw08
    @Nraw08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The nuclear skip killed me. 😂

    • @radenwolfsburg
      @radenwolfsburg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watched that sin like 5 times. Fucking hilarious!

    • @magicMike757
      @magicMike757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mavvh1054
      @mavvh1054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Radiation will do that.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite part of this whole movie has to either be the Wink vs Hellboy fight, or the part when the German ghost used lockers to beat up Hellboy

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You know what would have been funny?
    “Hello sister.” Sister looks up from gameboy, “hey chad” “NO! I told you not to call me that!”

  • @boblemmon
    @boblemmon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this movie rules. the Forest God was really beautiful in the theater, and the Army robots are cute as hell

  • @ninmue4638
    @ninmue4638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "No Liz! He said give him a reason to *live!"*
    Dead.

  • @darkstardarin
    @darkstardarin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    FINALLY! Been waitin' for this.

  • @sakurayukino6046
    @sakurayukino6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been waiting for CinamaSins to do this one for so long. I’m so happy, this is one of my all time favorite movies!

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    3:13 more respect to the Good Samaritan. This 22 mm four-round revolver includes grips carved from fragments of the True Cross and the metal of the gun is forged from a combination of Irish church bells, cold iron from crucifixes, blessed silver, and other mystic metals. It fires custom-made bullets tipped with explosive shells that contain white oak, holy water, garlic, and silver shavings, perfect to hunt foes such as vampires, werewolves, witches and others. So, do we have a deal? Khajiit does not discriminate, if you have coin khajiit has wares.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder where you got all that information? All we know are just the custom bullet

    • @AntediluvianRomance
      @AntediluvianRomance 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, so it comes from Hellsing's armories?

    • @ltchugacast131
      @ltchugacast131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly! Firing that shits expensive!

  • @supaordie
    @supaordie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Did you really put the Breath of the Wild Guardian fight music in the outtakes?? LMFAO

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have been Talus music. Guardian music makes more sense for the Golden Army.

  • @verax0436
    @verax0436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hey, that getting drunk while singing along to barry manilow music is one of the best scenes ever! it should've taken a sin off.

  • @MajinBuu91
    @MajinBuu91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The conversation with yourself was the best part of the video! More please

  • @knightmare6
    @knightmare6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Depending on the day, you can definitely find that much traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge at 3:30 AM, LOL

  • @blainewilson1243
    @blainewilson1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SIN - calling a magazine a clip

  • @EdwardLaser
    @EdwardLaser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:43 I spilled my coffee because of that

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    08:32 "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor."
    "That's just what a baby would want me to think..."

    • @chrisallie2224
      @chrisallie2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS NOT A TUMOR

    • @LaNoir.
      @LaNoir. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That actually made me laugh hard since I already wondered why tf Hellboy would beat someone to a bulk that clearly holds a baby

  • @jackscuffalong326
    @jackscuffalong326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I saw that movie.
    I also laughed.
    Holmes and Watson next? 😂

    • @Jatt2613
      @Jatt2613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, please Holmes and Watson so I don't have to watch it but can still see how terrible it is.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that the one with Sir Ian McKellen?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oahkery it’s not as bad as people make it out to be. It’s bad, with some somewhat redeeming funny scenes. Not terrible, with nothing redeeming about it.
      Plus, the Surprise Benedict Cucumberpatch cameo is awesome and catches you off guard 28 minutes into the film. The Downy Jr. one is less noticeable, until you remember the crazy prosthetics he wore in his movie.
      Oh yeah, spoilers before this. Lol

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cjwrench07 You don't say

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    7:46 Hellboy is better at punching old ladies than Captain Marvel.
    -10 sins

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did I not know this came out? I liked the first one you did, so this was a pleasant surprise.

  • @lukeyoung8202
    @lukeyoung8202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:45, down right umbrella was blue.

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh come now, Cinema Sins, there's ALWAYS time for Barry Manilow!

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always especially with CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU

  • @CT-Cookie
    @CT-Cookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this channel but I cant wait till end game and I totally forgot about hell boy 2

  • @PhantomMarius
    @PhantomMarius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The LOZ BOTW music killed me lol nice one dude!!!

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Something you missed, the prince is holding his sister hostage. What can he do to her? Everything that happens to her happens to him. So he can't exactly kill her, unless he is willing to commit suicide for this. And if he was willing to go that far he could kill her at any time no mater how far away she is.

  • @ephidel285
    @ephidel285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That Guardian music from BotW was giving me flashbacks.

    • @danpmss
      @danpmss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like PTSD

    • @crescendyr8438
      @crescendyr8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should have used Talus music.

    • @jacobmiller8631
      @jacobmiller8631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crescendyr8438 yeah

    • @pine.13
      @pine.13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ♦️♦️♦️♦️Check out this 16 year old , he talks about mental illness (Depression )writes his own music (rap) ....Phughz...Phughz....Phughz

    • @airbendingninja23
      @airbendingninja23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU!. I was waiting for someone to acknowledge it. I actually had a mini heart attack amd almost ran to my bathroom for safety

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:31 or E) What Robert Baratheon called himself before he plotted his rebellion.

  • @WarriorPoet01
    @WarriorPoet01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:32 It’s called a “magazine”, not a “clip”.
    A TH-cam Sin for CinemaSins
    *DING!!!*

  • @arknagel
    @arknagel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You got me at NUCLEAR SKIP. Bravo... Bra-vo!

  • @BawonoSA173
    @BawonoSA173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Sin #28: _Devil May Cry_ or _Constantine_ ring any bells?
    Sin #113: yeah, he fights better with melee

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair to Devil May Cry the guns play a very small part. The demonic swords and other melee weapons are much more prominent and fitting given their nature.

    • @jameszippay9512
      @jameszippay9512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Blasted2Oblivion Plus the guns are, if you ask me, cooler. Hellboy has his stupid powerful revolver (I don't know if it has anything else that's unique to it, since I don't know Hellboy lorel, but Dante has a pair of personalized M1911s which fire demon bullets, and Nero has a double-barreled revolver. The swords are even better.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jameszippay9512 okay, but most of his other guns (minus Pandora's box, Artemis, and Nightmare-β) runs on regular ammo. And Red Queen is pretty much a (semi) conventional weapon, as in no magic or demonization to power it
      Oh, and what about Keanu Reeves' _Constantine_ though? That golden cross shotgun looks so cool

    • @jameszippay9512
      @jameszippay9512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BawonoSA173 It's all regular ammo, but he infuses it with demon magic. And yes, Red Queen is a human-made weapon, but it's stated that you pretty much can't use it if you aren't at least part demon.

    • @BawonoSA173
      @BawonoSA173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jameszippay9512 then how about Lady's guns? Is there a backstory on how hers can damage demons in the anime that I haven't found out about (I haven't watched much)?

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Man, what a cool comic-book sequel. With its healthy opening weekend and strong critical praise, I can't wait until Guillermo del Toro gets to direct a 3rd one! Hopefully there's no other movie opening in July 2008 that can possibly kill this movie's buzz. Thank God that'll never happen." -Jeremy

  • @millie_chan3037
    @millie_chan3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I read your books ' ' the prodigies ' ' it is great and really nice 😂IL will there be a Tome 2?

  • @chriswade9616
    @chriswade9616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:39 - is that a reference I don't understand or just random silly voices? In any case, it made me laugh so hard haha