That's Chihuahuas summed up. Glorified rats, one-sixteenth of the size of a real dog, with no natural traits apart from being vile, inbred cockroaches with a temperament worlds larger than their actual size. Common Chihuahua names depict a cute and fluffy demeanor. However, "Buttercup" is this growling, muttering little creature that isn't even of recreational value because of its horrible, nasty behaviour. No, Susan, I think that horrible excuse for a dog actually wants to bite my finger off. Edit: Oh my god, my top comments are all rants.
aitareya Dwibedi If my reading of the situation is right, and I grew with chihuahuas so it most likely is, the bites aren’t really bites. The dog is play fighting, like the dog would with other dogs. They snark and bark, but never bite down. The worst you get are little scratches if the teeth are really sharp.
That’s probably one of the nicest chihuahua’s that I’ve seen besides my own, they were going absolutely insane but never actually bit him, and he trusts his dog completely so that just further proves it.
@@drdranix2264I cannot believe everyone is afraid of misgendering a fucking dog. They are all guys unless I'm told otherwise and I've known it this way since I was a kid
@@cozyjuu2740 english is not my first language, im russian So is it grammatically correct to use it? Or is it just something thats common? Or is it specifically a woke thing?
That's a bad stereotype, Chihuahua's are dogs, if they're trained and treated like one this sort of behaviour doesn't happen. I have one and she is comfortable and happy with all people including strangers. He's actually causing the poor thing stress, I get fed up with seeing people treat small dogs so badly, they would never behave like this with a bigger breed because they knew if they did it would bite their head off
Not true. They’re smaller and naturally more careful, so give them time to inspect and approach you. Some inexperienced people seem to think dogs inherit golden retrievers behaviors. A diciplined chihuahua will only bite if you push it to. However they might chew hard on a finger as puppies because their teeth itch. A confident chihuahua can be very majestic and develop personal traits. Physical training is a good strategy.
My Chihuahua was an unholy demon to people who she didn't see at least once that year. She was very cute and affectionate with people she recognized as familiar
@@fallonmills8651 People spoil tf out of small dogs, what are you talking about. Some dog breeds are just different from others, yours being a sweetheart doesnt mean they all naturally are.
@@ladysilverwynde Nah. They've got you bluffed. They just have to maintain their reputation of ferocity. But the Chihuahua Bella that I have now is. sneakier and more stubborn than our Rottweiler Rex used to be!
@@undefinederror40404 My theory is because of it's a Chihuahua, and Chihuahua's are known to be pretty feisty for their small size. It could be because they don't trust their owner to the point that they think they will hurt them if they touch them, because they know that they are bigger and stronger than them so they defend themselves by attacking back. Idk just a theory
@@no_name4415 ah how nice that TH-cam doesn't tell me someone responded. Sorry. But if that's the case then the owner must have done something to break the trust of the dog, and that means that the dog is continuously very stressed and scared. That would be a terrible situation to keep a dog in... Part of me hopes the dog has anger issues like the cat I saw a video of once, it kept attacking its owner when the guy said 'I love you'. Anger issues in pets are very hard to solve, so I don't feel so bad laughing about that. But I also can't report this man if I don't know why the dog acts this way, I would be accusing him of abuse without defenite proof... :d
Oh I've seen this before. You'll need to factory reset your dog. Press the button on the side of the dog for 30 seconds and when he starts flashing and doggo.exe pops up hit reset.
I have a small problem, when I do that it does not work I have discovered a small area to the base of the tail that will bring up the options but I'm not sure what to do from there. I have a super bepis brand doggo version 2.woof plz help!
Nope it’s like the whole opposite, I’m 1m85 and I literally never had ANY problem with a tall person during my whole life, I got attacked/insulted/harassed/etc dozens of times and it was always from short people not even normal sized people ALWAYS short people, so I think they are way more likely to be aggressive, it annoys me a lot tho as I’m calm and don’t want any problem with anyone but got many because of complexed short people. I still can’t understand what do they trust in when they attack me, I always try to not harm the other person in fights because if I attack them back with the same determination as they have they’d die, it’s the same for dogs, the only dog that charged and attacked me was a chihuahua (I tried very hard to not kill it, I ran and climbed on something, if the dog had no collar tho I’d have killed it as I’d have had the right to consider it a wild street dog, after all it was the owner’s task to not let the dog free in the neighborhood).
"It's like someone took a normal dog and boiled away all of its aspects except anger and neuroticism leaving this tiny hell creature behind" Sam o nella
Ah, this still makes me smile. The first time I saw this video I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, tears and all, now it's just a fond memory living rent-free in my head :)
I like how the dog just chills there with his tongue out and then the guy just pets him and he goes full *DOOM SLAYER* then when the guy stops he just chills with his tongue out
@@dorol6375 I had a Pomeranian that we trained to fake bite. We had all sorts of commands that she learned. "Go crazy" was like, she would roll around and sneeze. "Shake your tail feather" was her kicking her legs back and wiggling her butt. "Play" was for her to run around in circles. To get her to fake bite you just had to get her to lie down and then put your hands to the sides of her head and move them. She would start to chase and fake bite them. Absolutely precious sorry for the text wall lmao.
*“Don’t worry the dog is just trying to smell you”*
"I can smell you-"
- doug the dog from up
"-from the inside."
The man 6 foot the dog about 12 inches!😥
with his teeth
Andy “it don’t bite”
“YES IT DO”
My friend: “Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite”
The dog:
"It don't bite. "
"YES IT DO!" - Vine
Friend: he normally doesn’t act like this I swear
Me: *confused bleeding*
Nice Meliodas pic
K.I. Sando YES YES YES YES YES I DO I DO I DO I DO
Nice I like your demon Meliodas pic
"Lowers your heart rate"
The dog: hopefully to zero
Underated comment lol 😂
@@victoriaalbastra6325 Yep...should be the top post!
epic comment
Best comment
Best comment ever lmao
“Daddy’s little boy!”
“Æ̴̡̛͖̻̞̤̰͍̗͉̺̹̈̒̂̍͑͌̐̈̒̈́͒͘͝R̴͚̀̆͘̕G̸̢̛̓̐̐̄́̾̓̎̐̆͠Ḣ̵̫́̈̔͋̕͝ “
AHAHAHAAA
The English translation:
How do you make the scramble of words tho? Love it
Ġübÿ
I like how the translation of that is just "《"
"I prefer smaller dogs because big dogs scare me"
Small dogs:
No kidding!
This thing can't kill you even if it tried
It just means they have a big personality!
Man: “pet is the most relaxing thing”
Dog:
BARK BaRk bArK
*GoBBLES fInGEr*
BARk
@@ThornspawnGaming You truly don't understand the determination of small dogs.
“Daddy’s little demon, that’s right daddy’s little demon.”
That's Chihuahuas summed up. Glorified rats, one-sixteenth of the size of a real dog, with no natural traits apart from being vile, inbred cockroaches with a temperament worlds larger than their actual size. Common Chihuahua names depict a cute and fluffy demeanor. However, "Buttercup" is this growling, muttering little creature that isn't even of recreational value because of its horrible, nasty behaviour. No, Susan, I think that horrible excuse for a dog actually wants to bite my finger off.
Edit: Oh my god, my top comments are all rants.
The Vlogger Spotlight Jesus Christ man calm down your acting like a moron..........that’s barely half of what a chihuahua is
@@inferno4469 You had me in the first half ngl.
@@inferno4469 I can continue with my rant
The Vlogger Spotlight please do I insist
That is one seriously pissed off hamster.
This is one seriously underrated comment.
uhhh thats an ostrich but ok
Pretty sure it's a beaver
It’s a rat
That’s a horse.
Instead of oxytocin
Petting this one releases hemoglobin from your hand
My medical nerd ass loved this comment lol
@@Plague_Doctor_MDmy biology class ass loves this
@@animaniacs538 yessss
My autism ass loves this comment
@@koftespiess hehehe it seems I started a small trend here in this reply section
"What breed of dog is that?"
"Demon."
It's demon with a side of hellhound and bloodhound because you can never escape XD
A baby Pinky demon!
I wonder where I can get one from they look so demoni-I mean cute
Scrappy Doo
@@drawinaminutewithdr.rajasa8861 ....no.
Man has lost all his pain sensors on hand while relaxing with his dog
Oh, so this is how Kung Fu masters stop feeling pain, they just relax and pet good boys.
His nerves must be more shot than a firing range on 4th of July
Chihuahuas bites don't hurt, they are too tiny.
0:54 you can see him trying to swallow his pain
Image this on the new with that as the caption 💀
The fact that this dude can keep a straight face is a master of skill
Can he?
@aitareya Dwibedi They don’t when I still had a Chihuahua whenever she bit it tickled at best.
aitareya Dwibedi If my reading of the situation is right, and I grew with chihuahuas so it most likely is, the bites aren’t really bites. The dog is play fighting, like the dog would with other dogs. They snark and bark, but never bite down. The worst you get are little scratches if the teeth are really sharp.
@@kingofthings7929 I have a chihuahua and I can second that
@aitareya Dwibedi no
Attack- 100%
Damage- 0%
Damage overtime: 50%
Defense: 75%
That one side tooth: 200%
Dexterity - 20
Strength - 0
Hitting 0’s in RuneScape
I love the fact that the dog is so batshit insane but yet still isn't really biting him. Like these are his petting noises lmao
I think its mouth is just too small to do any real damage.
He stops immediately after the guy pulls his hand away, I genuinely think he was just exited
@@wyattszakacs3457 yeah that's sorta what i was trying to get at. like he just expresses his excitement at being pet in a weird way
he said ow though
I've got a miniature schnauzer just like this, call him big guy
It's a surprisingly well behaved chihuahua
I mean yeah. Petting is where he crossed the line. He'll let him pick him up and put a collar on him but petting is where they draw the line.
Basically the worst breed of dog, which is usually the owner's fault because a total lack of training makes them this way.
It's a pretty calm dog too
Yeah, it's fine. (Does thumbs up with bleeding hand)
Considering it's an animal that's 50% hate/50% tremble I'm surprised it didnt go for his jugular
Paul: OK, we're done
Dog: _Understandable, same time tomorrow?_
*Understandable
@@Peaceful_Gojira why though
Even the dog knows it's a skit.
DANGIT! you beat me to it
Really a good dog
Bro is literally petting a demon and still having a full on conversation💀
Talking casually while the demon viciously mauls his fingers.
thats what happens when ya got JESUS IN YOUR CORNER!
I love how relaxed he truly is while petting his mini satan
The internet says dogs are all mean
Meanwhile they say chihuahuas are nice
But In reality they are mini satans like you said
😂😂😂😂
@ohoney - 🤣
@@brickslayerstudio I'll protect you.
Satan's minions look cute but are deadly
Ok we're done
Dog: ._.
BORK
He loves messing with him haha
Lol just straight up._. Why u stop petting me
@ベルライネ because that's a bad dog lol
Imagine trying to relieve stress by petting an animal composed of pure concentrated stress
All the stress goes into the dog
@catcollector9495 that's why it's (I think play biting) to feed off that stress
He’s so relaxed the dog has to balance it out
@@catcollector9495a stress sponge
@@sagetheweeb2154 exactly
That’s probably one of the nicest chihuahua’s that I’ve seen besides my own, they were going absolutely insane but never actually bit him, and he trusts his dog completely so that just further proves it.
So were using they/them for dogs now? 😂😂
@@drdranix2264I cannot believe everyone is afraid of misgendering a fucking dog. They are all guys unless I'm told otherwise and I've known it this way since I was a kid
@@drdranix2264interesting fixation
@@drdranix2264uh that’s not a new thing. Gender neutral pronouns have always been used for animals too.
@@cozyjuu2740 english is not my first language, im russian
So is it grammatically correct to use it? Or is it just something thats common? Or is it specifically a woke thing?
Chihuahuas are not aware of how small they are, and that's hilarious.
I noticed most small dogs are like that lol
@@megaaaaaaan1622 lol
And people are not aware of how horryfing they are
@@ignaciogimelli1613 E
@@imsentinelprime9279 A sports. It's in the game!
He attac
But he also attac
Honestly all he does is attac
Athlantics 0 for the meme you are supposed to put 2 c’s 😒
What about atakk
@Jenni Soto dont explain sht to a sht dude, let em be wooshers
Siz ish (attack*)
You get used to it.
Paul: okay, we're done here
Dog: * looks into the camera like he's on the office *
Paul: *okay we’re done*
Dog: *ಠ_ಠ*
Like he knows his que to stop and look. 😁
@evan smalley - 🤣
With a small zoom in
Lol Jim be like
*You can pet him, he's friendly.*
The dog:
why does he look kinda like an elderly Tom too lol
@@ippotsktrue that 😂
it lowers your blood pressure bcs ure bleeding out
Hahaha
Yo I'm dead
HAHAHAHAAAHHAHAAA
😂😂😂
That’s the joke
"And, we're done."
Doggo: Understood. Feed me.
НоmоsехuаІ оwnеr аnd dаwg
Fetch me their souls
th-cam.com/video/HOX6FpqKIC4/w-d-xo.html ok
At the beginning the dog looks so calm and comfy, then all a sudden it turns into a demonic rabbid dog
Complete with *literal fangs,* mind you.
It’s a chihuahua
@@icel8828 I know, my grandma has one.
We literally watched the video.
And this is why I don't like chihuahuas
anatomy of small dogs: 50% trembling for no reason / 50% anger for no reason
Pugs: "Hold my beer"
That’s one aggressive bird you have there bud.
LOl
Wait... I THOUGHT it's a Rat
Dude are you dumb? It's obviously a cat. Get your eyes checked.
BRUH WDYM, ITS A DINOSOURUS
kinda looks like a raccoon to me i dunno
“He doesn’t bite, he just wants to lick your hand”
The dog:
no,no, he wants to lick his hand........the inside of it
I think it’s broken...
Naega HoWsH Needs an Update
He tried to return it but they wouldn't take it back
The human
Has he tried turning it off and on again?
Nah he's just a dirty fishbun
Rest in peace Lucky! Your attitude was… precious in a vicious kinda way
“You see, petting your dog-“
**Satan Successfully Released**
666 likes
Nice
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
F
@@ModeratelyCool now 2.4k....noice
That is DEFINITELY his wife's dog. Chihuahuas choose one person then attack everyone else.
Its so true, they also become instantly nice if you have food too
That's a bad stereotype, Chihuahua's are dogs, if they're trained and treated like one this sort of behaviour doesn't happen. I have one and she is comfortable and happy with all people including strangers. He's actually causing the poor thing stress, I get fed up with seeing people treat small dogs so badly, they would never behave like this with a bigger breed because they knew if they did it would bite their head off
Not true. They’re smaller and naturally more careful, so give them time to inspect and approach you. Some inexperienced people seem to think dogs inherit golden retrievers behaviors. A diciplined chihuahua will only bite if you push it to. However they might chew hard on a finger as puppies because their teeth itch. A confident chihuahua can be very majestic and develop personal traits. Physical training is a good strategy.
My Chihuahua was an unholy demon to people who she didn't see at least once that year. She was very cute and affectionate with people she recognized as familiar
@@fallonmills8651 People spoil tf out of small dogs, what are you talking about. Some dog breeds are just different from others, yours being a sweetheart doesnt mean they all naturally are.
Me: “pets my dog”
My dog: “Mlem”
Paul: “pets dog”
Tiny dog: listen here you little fu-
Nice fnaf plushies
What does mlem mean
@@CursedCaptainGaming lick sound
@@italiankaty0151 oh ok
MLEM is how a cat sounds if it meows under water. Its true
I was dying from laughter. At work. and still giggling now after work. This is how to relieve stress!
Him: who’s daddy’s little boy
Dog: no.
LMFAOOOOOOO
That dog is like a 13yold kid playing call of duty MW3 with mic on
Dog: not me
Meatcanyon could make a yummy parody of this........
Forgot to laugh
Its ok he dont bite
Stoonky G can that meme just die already 🤨
@@AnimeLover-dh4fm that isn't a meme you fucking normie, that is a phrase
*YES IT DO NIGGA*
roblox is the best game because it oof's me up You know roblox is the cancerous game and online dating game in the world you know 😂
Eryka Wolf and who’s talking to you libtard
I thought this was gonna be a serious video about the calming effects of dogs and ended up nearly peeing myself with laughter.
😆lol
Hahahaha
Same here
I almost blew into chuncks of laughter.
That's the oxytocin you experienced
Man. I keep coming back to this for a laugh after so many years. Thanks Paul!
I love how he’s trying to hold in his laughter 😂✋🏽
I noticed that too 😂✨
Nah bro thats just the oxytocin being released making him smile
And pain!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
✋
Laughter? I think that's pain
your pet demon is possessed by a chihuahua.
@JoybuzzahzTV not it is "your possesed demon got possessed by a possessed chicken"
JoybuzzahzTV
Chicken? That's a Vietnamese penguin and you know it.
What's the difference
the original comment was hilarious, stop ruining it with those shitty "your chicken possessed a demon" replies.
By far the funniest thing I’ve read today
So relaxing!
Very relaxing indeed!
So relaxing that is
ye
I can sleep for a long time while watching this
True
“Bonding experience”
*getting his fingers chewed off*
“it dont bite”
“yES IT DO”
GET THAT-
Omg a vine reference... idk y but this makes me so happy
Shankar Roy gald to that we made you happy 😃
IT DO BITE
Omg I was just thinking of thatttt
Video Sarcasm:
100%
Oh yeah yeah
101%
-100%
Oh yeah yeah
@@jude7524 would you like it hard or penetrative
This guy: Calmly petting
The dog: *starts getting possessed by a fucking Tasmanian devil*
Cute
It's a Chihuahua. Those things are tiny little hell beasts.
@@ladysilverwynde Nah. They've got you bluffed. They just have to maintain their reputation of ferocity.
But the Chihuahua Bella that I have now is. sneakier and more stubborn than our Rottweiler Rex used to be!
@@judithsixkiller5586
...waht
@@markusblake7936 What specific part of the comment did you not understand?
My daughter shared this video with me. The best thing I could have seen first thing in the morning! Hilarious!!!! 😂😝 Little cutie pie!
No humans were harmed in the making of this video
*All humans were hurt in the making of this video*
I do really want to know why the dog is this way, I hope it's not in pain..? Really confused by this behaviour
@@undefinederror40404 My theory is because of it's a Chihuahua, and Chihuahua's are known to be pretty feisty for their small size. It could be because they don't trust their owner to the point that they think they will hurt them if they touch them, because they know that they are bigger and stronger than them so they defend themselves by attacking back.
Idk just a theory
@@no_name4415 but hey that's just a theory, *a FILM Theory* , aaand cut
@@no_name4415 ah how nice that TH-cam doesn't tell me someone responded. Sorry. But if that's the case then the owner must have done something to break the trust of the dog, and that means that the dog is continuously very stressed and scared. That would be a terrible situation to keep a dog in...
Part of me hopes the dog has anger issues like the cat I saw a video of once, it kept attacking its owner when the guy said 'I love you'. Anger issues in pets are very hard to solve, so I don't feel so bad laughing about that. But I also can't report this man if I don't know why the dog acts this way, I would be accusing him of abuse without defenite proof... :d
"I do what all Americans do to relax. I pet my dog."
dog: *and i took that personally*
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
I see a bilion of these
Fucking lame repetitive joke
@@yuckfou514 stfu
@@Bigasswasp Oh lord a Clown I hate them.
“I pet my AntiChrist.”
I pet my pet demon named steve
Yo I dont know if it's because I'm sleep deprived but your comment had me fucking wheezing
Money Pigeon same
But shouldn't a cat be the Antichrist
Ahahhahahhaha
0:18 - Man, that puppy sure is feisty!
0:17 fixed it for you
How much you wanna bet he tried not to laugh while making this.
Well I guess its hard to laugh when a huge mutant rat is biting your fingers off one by one
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
No his soul is dead inside.
Hes a legendary comedy writer
10 pounds/dollars/Euros!
“ok we’re done.”
the dog: 👁👄👁
The Dog Is a Paid Actor
If he’s paid, what do dogs buy?
@@ninjapickles244 drugs
Oh my God lololololol!!!
👁️👄👁️
This chicken is kinda aggresive
Joke thief
Hahahahaha hahahahaha
Uh that’s actually a baby bager and alligator hybrid who just smoked seven pounds of crack
No that’s a cat it think it needs to be rebooted
Its a fucking rat bruh
I've watched this video about a hundred times and it still gets me going every time!!!🤣🤣🤣
Well that dog is releasing some stress
Oh yeah yeah
Inner demons*😂😂😂😂
666 likes
Lmao
@@Bepsii1 👀 i saw that
Oh I've seen this before. You'll need to factory reset your dog. Press the button on the side of the dog for 30 seconds and when he starts flashing and doggo.exe pops up hit reset.
Saadat Khan lol 😂
Saadat Khan lol
Please help. Instruction not clear. Dog stuck in blender.
I have a small problem, when I do that it does not work I have discovered a small area to the base of the tail that will bring up the options but I'm not sure what to do from there. I have a super bepis brand doggo version 2.woof plz help!
@@thg532 please contact doggo support during regular business hours
I once heard that ‘the bigger the person, the more aggressive they are’
With dogs, it’s the reverse
I feel like it's the same for people.
That’s because chihuahuas are closer to hell
It definitely is true for both humans and especially dogs
Teun lll only to dogs not humans
Nope it’s like the whole opposite, I’m 1m85 and I literally never had ANY problem with a tall person during my whole life, I got attacked/insulted/harassed/etc dozens of times and it was always from short people not even normal sized people ALWAYS short people, so I think they are way more likely to be aggressive, it annoys me a lot tho as I’m calm and don’t want any problem with anyone but got many because of complexed short people. I still can’t understand what do they trust in when they attack me, I always try to not harm the other person in fights because if I attack them back with the same determination as they have they’d die, it’s the same for dogs, the only dog that charged and attacked me was a chihuahua (I tried very hard to not kill it, I ran and climbed on something, if the dog had no collar tho I’d have killed it as I’d have had the right to consider it a wild street dog, after all it was the owner’s task to not let the dog free in the neighborhood).
When i think of great videos on TH-cam, this one is and always will be right at the top of the list. It will never get old. Ever.
“Plus people who pet their dogs are 5 times more likely to live longer than people who pet cats” *as his life force is slowly stolen by the chihuahua*
This is an excellent comment
machin facultatif thanks!
@@twiggythetorterra9643 you're welcome !
The chihuahua is the next supreme
Are chihuahuas a breed of cat
"It's like someone took a normal dog and boiled away all of its aspects except anger and neuroticism leaving this tiny hell creature behind"
Sam o nella
wish he still posted :(
@@Fapperoni
I heard he’s coming back soon.
@@jaegercat6702 when is our lord sammy coming back. Please respond
I MISS HIM
COME BACK SAM 😭😭😭
There's something wrong with your fish mister
Its called a rat actually
😂😂😂ive never laughed so hard at a comment
Rare breed
Are you stupid, thats a hippo
Jon's ultimate Universe No its squirrel
This video lives in my brain rent free to this day
This is normal with most chihuahuas. They shake from the suppressed rage.
Doug Dimmadome 💯💯💯😂😂😂
😂😂😂
...of being little...
You call that suppressed? Imagine If they let go....
Thanks Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
4 years and this is still top comedy 🤣
Still is 😂
Witf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Yogan
It used to be called Comedy Gold
6 years
@@notbarbie582 well now it is lol
Karen: my child is perfect
Her child:
@@localteadealer4142
Omg I can't 😂😂
Huh, that is strangely profound.
"Fuck you, my child is completely fine"
The child:
I bet it's anti vax kid
Cringe
Ah, this still makes me smile. The first time I saw this video I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, tears and all, now it's just a fond memory living rent-free in my head :)
Bulldog:level 1 crook
*Chihuahua:level 100 boss*
Shade the Hunter Slime so is that like a COD prestige? As in for every 100 levels you go back to level 1 but are prestige.
That's how mafia works
sovied shybe: lv 99999999 bepis master
Help me reach 10000 subs with no vid Chihuahuas are amazing
I made it 666
Your snail has anger problems sir.
Atom you have metal health problem
@@jackfuseson4679 so his a part metal?
Na
I got metal health problem
@@jackfuseson4679 oh so u are part metal too
_oh he dont bite._
Spongebob Croissant BITCHH YES HE DO
GET YO DAWG
But he can hurt you in other ways
YES IT DO
*BITCH YES HE DO GET YA FUCKIN DOG-*
"Lower your heart rate"
Dog: You mean to 0 bpm?
that's a clever one
I love how he doesn't even react or flinch to that.
...ermmm....that's what makes this funny.....BUT...AGREED! :) +1
So you like the joke...
Lol but like 40 or so seconds in he muders under his breath and just goes *ohw*
Mr. Bubz: “Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.”
Dog: ah yes fight me mortal
Mr bubz isn’t a dog he is an Eldritch horror trapped within a mortal coil waiting for the old gods to return and lay waste to humanity
Oh yes
Mr bubz is much more scary
Lucky the dog: skidoosh, fool
Yeah petting your dog releases a hormone called PAIN
That Weird Guy 😂😂
😂😂😂
Can he not feel that
Arthur Bracey A C T I N G
no that's wrong don't you see it makes you really really calm and relaxed
He deserves an Emmy for this performance! Such a classic
There's something wrong with your chupacabra mister.
Omg!! First time I laughed !!
0:15: "fetch me their souls"
# totally not a reference
th-cam.com/video/HOX6FpqKIC4/w-d-xo.html ok
"Ah great, this again!"
-Tank Dempsey
hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha best comment
I LOVE THAT DOG!
“People who pets their dog, are five times more like to live longer than people who just have cats”
Doggo: “i’ll make u an exception”
Dunno where you heard that from but it's definitely bullshit
@@vibranium-riprich314 yo are u that chihuahua in the video?
@@shortfuse4138 definitely, he is the agent from hell
Bruh i own 2 cats and a dog and my dog is the most angel like doggo but he's bite me more than my cats
@@justanotherdude_ how hard he bite
I know I am super late to this party, but this has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet in a really long time. Thanks Paul.
Petting your dogs teeth looks very relaxing sir
Mikahl Lawless Yea XD
IKR IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO RELAXING
Lmao 😂
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hav u tried swiching da cables?(I did a shortcut cuz am too lazy so dont correct me)
Tompie 01 lol
@RATCHOON Good job, Nail.
I mean, you can just take the batteries..
@@f7ckrob so you write that whole explanation instead of typing it correctly?
Just unplug it and plug it back it in works for me
Groo t plug a live wire up its ass and watch it explode
@AUGaming they're all good dogs, brent
Is your dog on life support?
Unplug, what..?
ew.
That’s not a dog, that’s a gremlin in a dog costume.
RIP Lucky.He's biting fingers in a better place now.
What ??? Is he dead ?????
@@sourabhjat4335 Yes, he passed away 3 months ago.I found out from the owners channel: th-cam.com/channels/RSMez1VQqNkplf8Mf2B6Pg.html
@@Traian-rt5vv what , just started watching his videos a few days ago , RIP lucky
Good, let's all piss on where he is buried as a "tribute".
@@cjr1881 I'm gonna fart in your face, shit boy.
"It releases your hormones"
Me: Yeah and your blood as well
😂😂 good one
By the time your blood pressure reach 0 you are more then relax you are a goner R.I.P. 🖤🙏
@@SilverFurkinZ Jesus who hurt you
@@SilverFurkinZ r/woooosh
It releases them all the way out on the floor 😂
The dog is angry when he pets him, but he is kind of sad when he stops
The dog is a tsundere
@@norealtalentproductions8051 yeah,,,,stfu
@@ssjssgecko5411 This cracked me up and I feel little remorse. Memes are one thing but I draw the line at anime gibberish.
@@cautiouslycynical9786 remorse?
Imagine getting angry at harmless words.
His dog's breed is a mix, a mix between rat and battery acid
His smile is such a
“This is fine” face
shawna jude k?
exceptional actor to be able to deliver that monologue and not miss a word or die laughing while his dog has a meltdown
Well He Is A Voice Actor
"Does you dog bite?"
"Nope."
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?"
"That is not my dog."
- Jacques Clouseau (CHIEF Inspector)
THANK YOU!!!
That is one of the best scenes from that movie
Awesome comment! Good reference hahaha
😃 One of my favorite scenes from any movie! Thank You!
So glad I know this scene
That is a very gentle dog right there!
The way it takes a pet like no problem, great dog right there!
*Hand exists*
*Dog* “oh, you’re approaching me?”
I can't pet the sh*t out of you if I don't
Ho ho! Then come as close as you like.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Ah shit
AMATERASU
I like how the dog just chills there with his tongue out and then the guy just pets him and he goes full *DOOM SLAYER* then when the guy stops he just chills with his tongue out
Its as if his hand is the antagonist toy
human: *makes gesture of love and affection
aztec hellspawn: "So you have chosen death!"
i like how at the end of the video the moment the guy said "ok we done" the dog just instantly calm down like "oh we done? hows my act?"
Battle Cats, nice
It's almost like *he was trained to do that and not actually hurt or injure*
@@dorol6375 I had a Pomeranian that we trained to fake bite. We had all sorts of commands that she learned. "Go crazy" was like, she would roll around and sneeze. "Shake your tail feather" was her kicking her legs back and wiggling her butt. "Play" was for her to run around in circles. To get her to fake bite you just had to get her to lie down and then put your hands to the sides of her head and move them. She would start to chase and fake bite them. Absolutely precious sorry for the text wall lmao.
OMG BATTLE CATS
@@stingraykitten1796 A fellow battle cats fan
Least aggressive tiny dog:
I love how the dog calmed down the instant he stoped. 0 to 100 and back again in 0.25 seconds
KeepThePeace Original comment - 9 months ago. Your comment - 5 days ago. I thought I was the only one who commented really late. 👀
I love how you spelled “stopped” wrong. Wonderful.
i think it was mostly because he was petting the dog in the face
Call a priest.
no, call an exorcist
Fellow salmonella infected person
@@gustafgoransson1236 😂😅
bring on the holy water
Burn that witch
They would make a great companion for Mr.Bubz.
William Russell you’re a libra, that’s nice.
@Reaper 3rd they shall conquer the land.
I love how the dog is perfectly content being held but the SECOND he goes to stroke him he's like "NO!"