SOFT ELEGANT ENGLISH ROSE MAKEUP TUTORIAL | JOHN MACLEAN

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
  • Website - www.johnmaclean...
    Patreon - / johnmaclean
    Instagram - / lordmaclean
    Twitter - / houseofmaclean
    Facebook - / cosmeticconsultant
    TH-cam - / cosmeticconsultant

ความคิดเห็น • 2.4K

  • @kalekayls
    @kalekayls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    Me: *I don't want to say it wrong.*
    John: *_I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degrees of accuracy._*

    • @600Denise
      @600Denise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Now I feel like I have to speak cursive 24/7 and I love it?

    • @jungookookie413
      @jungookookie413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: cmiiw

    • @ecmgbt9
      @ecmgbt9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      12:19

  • @nekobakaa7554
    @nekobakaa7554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    john is the only makeup artist who's 'little bit' is really just a little bit 🤔

    • @dananezat
      @dananezat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      not the only makeup artist....but in respect to youtube "gurus"- absolutely.

  • @its-christmas-time3922
    @its-christmas-time3922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    skin as white as snow
    hair black like raven
    lips red as blood
    John Maclean is Snow White confirmed

  • @roymantic1833
    @roymantic1833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Can you imagine our Lord playing a horror game and then getting jumpscared?
    **Jumpscare**
    **Slightly moves** Well I am certainly aghast ever so slightly!

    • @meggiemoo931
      @meggiemoo931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ybr underrated comment

    • @wardweave4202
      @wardweave4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need this so badly

    • @apocalypsedollofficial
      @apocalypsedollofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I work at a haunted house and I really wish our Lord would come through. John is so fierce and lovely that it's probably scarier than me being purposely scary haha

  • @croissants.4748
    @croissants.4748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    “subscription is optional” A LEGEND

  • @HoshizoraOW
    @HoshizoraOW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5343

    Every time I watch John, I feel like I’ve gained brain cells

    • @mel-qu7rn
      @mel-qu7rn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      SAME and a better english vocabulary

    • @meme-sw1pc
      @meme-sw1pc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Or realise how few you really have.

    • @kirby89
      @kirby89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hoshizora , sis where’s the lie? Where’d she go?

    • @Joyleaf84
      @Joyleaf84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I recommend John Maclean videos to anyone dealing with too much stupid so they can feel better.

    • @ryanflynn9793
      @ryanflynn9793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love you Hoshi

  • @ToutCQJM
    @ToutCQJM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    John, you’re so kind to accept a present from your mortal sister. She’s very fortunate.

    • @anak4600
      @anak4600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mr. Maclean is much generous

    • @jerryvang5149
      @jerryvang5149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There can only be one immortal sister in the Maclean Clan

    • @glamazon6172
      @glamazon6172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      calafeast Maybe she’s all three? 😍

    • @tsukasahiiragi1468
      @tsukasahiiragi1468 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Legendary Vocalists twin????

    • @JadeyChi
      @JadeyChi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have to imagine his sister is also an immortal vampire

  • @flupcake2061
    @flupcake2061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    You: first
    Me, a John Maclean viewer: it appears that I have arrived earlier than the average commenter would.

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I even read it in his voice😂😂

  • @supremepancakes4388
    @supremepancakes4388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    Watching John before my interview at Microsoft to gain some brain cells

    • @angelarafael9875
      @angelarafael9875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      SupremePancakes good luck hope you get that job 🙂

    • @liaades9452
      @liaades9452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Good luck!

    • @queen_joeh2508
      @queen_joeh2508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      good luck my friend ❤️

    • @mikeysal231
      @mikeysal231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @pinknpurple9441
      @pinknpurple9441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SupremePancakes Right! Good Luck And if it already happened I hope you got the job ❤️

  • @thomasanchell1633
    @thomasanchell1633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    that hand movement when bringing in the brush at 11:53 has me crying, you snatched it faster than you snatch everybodies wig.

    • @braddyhyperchavz2335
      @braddyhyperchavz2335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ahahahaha i was going to comment about that swooshing movement.. Like snatching a flying wig

    • @joedyisonfire4903
      @joedyisonfire4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can’t stop rewinding to it 😭😭 it’s so sudden

    • @kaneplace8352
      @kaneplace8352 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kimberlytheresam
      @Kimberlytheresam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love it

  • @Mama_Mia84
    @Mama_Mia84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    *_Luring all the lords to the court_*

    • @abbysmith2219
      @abbysmith2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @bribripot this just made my day 😂

    • @1015SaturdayNight
      @1015SaturdayNight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bribripot Would wear on a tee shirt 🤣

    • @mrsmadtux
      @mrsmadtux 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s actually his caviar which lures the lords to the court. 😉🙃😋🤴🏻

  • @natalitoteva6332
    @natalitoteva6332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    welcome back to our unproblematic makeup queen

  • @AmyJayOnTheWay
    @AmyJayOnTheWay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    I absolutely adore this sort of look. So soft and pretty, perfect for any pagan gathering for the worship of Lord Maclean.

    • @NOMAAM1970
      @NOMAAM1970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amy Jay Yes hunny. This comment is perfect and so true. 💜

    • @danusdragonfly6640
      @danusdragonfly6640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ohhhhh! I would love for Lord Maclean to do a pagan lord/lady of the woods look! That would be everything!

    • @talia_d
      @talia_d 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      where, where is the gathering? I must join!

    • @DubiousandLugubrious
      @DubiousandLugubrious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NOMAAM1970 I know this is three years later, but... I don't care
      One might even say that it was...
      seamless

  • @PaperJass
    @PaperJass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    15:13 the most aggressive brush naming in history

    • @Teafa
      @Teafa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      15:33 had my attention as well

    • @onlyme722
      @onlyme722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought surely you were exaggerating but then I clicked the time-link....lolllll.

    • @Inannarising
      @Inannarising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha real spit!!

    • @themindofameya2251
      @themindofameya2251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got scared

    • @aliensama12
      @aliensama12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Tippit LOL

  • @farafathia3605
    @farafathia3605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    A morphe free make up artist. Oh what a time to be alive

  • @GA-co8fb
    @GA-co8fb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Before watching John -"I feel happy now :)"
    After watching John " I am besides oneself with joy"

    • @missyhatton3160
      @missyhatton3160 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏🏻

    • @lylvls
      @lylvls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Before watching John - 'toilet paper"
      After watching John - "lavatory roll"😂

    • @thosebandkids4425
      @thosebandkids4425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love what a positive person you are:)

    • @GA-co8fb
      @GA-co8fb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @atticus babe thank you for the grammer lesson. I was aware, autocorrect however was not.

    • @lribbonk
      @lribbonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gina Armstrong it appears you have deviated ever so slightly from the highest degree of accuracy when spelling out the word “grammar”

  • @TigerHorseTiger
    @TigerHorseTiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    How has this been uploaded 30secs ago and someone (in the notification squad) has thumbs down 👎??
    They don't like seamlessness??

    • @notyourtypicalgirl9802
      @notyourtypicalgirl9802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They liked it so much that they thought it's like upside-down 🙃

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be honest, I think they just *seamslesslenessleness*

    • @kokim4209
      @kokim4209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're haters! Down with them!

    • @TheAnabolina
      @TheAnabolina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They aspire to seamlessness, but they're painfully aware that they'll never achieve it

    • @tennillej9601
      @tennillej9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They are peasants

  • @reyshamrai8350
    @reyshamrai8350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    Me before 01st oct 2018: toilet paper
    Me after 01st oct 2018: lavatory roll

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmaoooooooo
      Wut.

    • @mayacarmel8510
      @mayacarmel8510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @noname-ou3qj
      @noname-ou3qj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His voice has changed sooo much either its cuz he stayed in london longer amount of time cuz he lives there even tho in england we dnt speak like that or he is very clever 😂

    • @taradale3220
      @taradale3220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jade amber lmao why does it matter? It’s awesome sauce! Like warm butter melting over my mashed potatoes

    • @derekg7853
      @derekg7853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@noname-ou3qj He's originally from Scotland, so it's probably a Scottish/English accent mix

  • @mojo7791
    @mojo7791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    even the way john says that he doesn’t know the name of a brush is amazing, you can’t not love everything about john
    “I am hesistant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy”

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He said it as I read your comment. What kind of black magic is this?

    • @charm.6431
      @charm.6431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samwalker3165 same!! Lol

    • @AA-mu1wx
      @AA-mu1wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I quit reading after articulate 😂😂

  • @razzledazzleist
    @razzledazzleist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    When I apply blush, i have John's voice in my head saying "apply ever so slightly, soften and blur any edges to ensure seamlessness". Actually makes me apply less blush and it looks better

    • @keirajones633
      @keirajones633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I put on toner I tell myself to “work inwards” with the cotton pad in johns voice

  • @alyssas4786
    @alyssas4786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    1:15 "I think it is useful to take the viewpoint that beauty isnt necessarily about just the appearance of things, it's also about how it makes you feel better. If something makes you feel better, then I think that is a beautiful thing."
    *thank you daddy queen, you're superb in all things beautiful*

    • @hs-ism
      @hs-ism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is THE MAN

  • @astrapalmer6883
    @astrapalmer6883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    the bob ross of makeup

  • @kimberlyWestfall1
    @kimberlyWestfall1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I absolutely adore the way John says "bye". 😊

    • @melsyoutube
      @melsyoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too 😭

    • @AshCupric
      @AshCupric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It always brings a smile to my face! 💕

    • @gretchenkelly7358
      @gretchenkelly7358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That ever so slight manic pitch when he says it 🖤

    • @neversaidiwasdeep
      @neversaidiwasdeep 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ba- Ha- E

    • @AggysMagic
      @AggysMagic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it sounds in a way that makes me miss him right after watching the video!

  • @CatLadyFitness
    @CatLadyFitness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Legitimately always the best comment section of any filums on all of the TH-cam.

  • @jojo5821
    @jojo5821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    15:13 I SPIT MY WATER, the devil possessed our Lord for a few seconds

    • @braddyhyperchavz2335
      @braddyhyperchavz2335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahahha

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I'm sure it was entirely consensual, they are good friends you know

    • @omfgitsjocelyn
      @omfgitsjocelyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahaahhahaha

    • @pockettrollsforsale4221
      @pockettrollsforsale4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I CANT BREATH
      Im like hella new to this humans channel
      And this comment
      Has me w h e e z i n g

    • @feykalade7268
      @feykalade7268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ahahahaha! i was searching for this in the comments!

  • @amylee3590
    @amylee3590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    "As especially lately, I've been as dry as a fossilised baklava"

    • @kawkawa7634
      @kawkawa7634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @yn6292
      @yn6292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I felt that on a spiritual level

    • @Terinka14
      @Terinka14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All I hear is baklava which makes my Pavlov's reflex kick in.

    • @garnwalkerstables
      @garnwalkerstables 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yep

    • @elifnazkamalak3887
      @elifnazkamalak3887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baklava ❤️🇹🇷

  • @taliesinbreen
    @taliesinbreen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    It’s comforting to know that even our 12,000 year old gods still struggle with cold sores. Bless you, my dark lord. ❤️

  • @nuzhattanzimkhan6211
    @nuzhattanzimkhan6211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "And we all know that the GREAT ART of s e a m l e s s n e s s is above all, important" 🙏

    • @Turkanation
      @Turkanation 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Period!

    • @Jumulmer
      @Jumulmer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine this being the new a s t h e t i c comment in every video

  • @mlk3327
    @mlk3327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    After watching this I felt like I was graduated from Oxford

  • @EllenGT500
    @EllenGT500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I actually feel like I’m learning something when I watch John’s tutorials. He genuinely knows the techniques, the impact of the brushes etc so well and I trust what he’s saying. He also uses consistent products that he knows work effectively rather than a different product in every video which makes me feel like the product isn’t a worthwhile investment. This is a true make up artist.

  • @leareed3749
    @leareed3749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I figured you'd appear considering the weather has gotten colder.

  • @MusiqueFiend
    @MusiqueFiend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    How is he speaking in cursive?

  • @x.m5807
    @x.m5807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Oh look!! A drama free beauty channel... I think I'm in heaven

  • @louiem.m6116
    @louiem.m6116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    i love how john smiles when he talks about things he is passionate about 😌😌😌

  • @maluloa6677
    @maluloa6677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Another channel mentioned you, and I didn’t know who you were. I came to your channel to find out and now I can’t believe I didn’t discover you in all this years watching TH-cam. I fell in love from the very first moment I saw your content. Can’t put a finger on why you are so hypnotising but here I am... being a new fan of yours (and I’m not even into make up that much!:)

  • @Wigconic.
    @Wigconic. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Lauirrelevant Leech : 4M+
    *Lord John Maclean* : 400K+
    WAAITT HHHOOWWWW!!???

    • @shoegal7
      @shoegal7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alan Dillon, astonishing isn't it? I do believe the tide is turning though.

    • @hilary6481
      @hilary6481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreeeeeeee ~ we have this, and “subscribe to my channel” in nails on chalkboard voice ~ I don’t get it ..... law of opposites, high class/no class I guess? 😁

    • @saraa1741
      @saraa1741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG I know!??? I never understood the hype over her. She is annoying!

  • @ArcadiaDancer
    @ArcadiaDancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I honestly feel so sophisticated when I watch your videos.
    I also feel my intelligence increasing due to how detailed you are with explaining your process/the products.

    • @ArcadiaDancer
      @ArcadiaDancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, do you plan on doing a Halloween related tutorial? I’d enjoy watching that.

  • @KB-mh5kn
    @KB-mh5kn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "If something makes you feel better, than I think that is a beautiful thing." That hit me

  • @lovegood1992
    @lovegood1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I don't even wear makeup. Here for the voice that keeps the demons away.

  • @jojo5821
    @jojo5821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    20:31 WE LOVE OUR INCLUSIVE OVERLORD WHO CREATES LOOKS FOR EVERYONE

  • @millyess247
    @millyess247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    what has been your favourite century you have lived through?

    • @montesclarosmyrna7964
      @montesclarosmyrna7964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I bet the renaissance or victorian era😂

    • @EdgeOfLight
      @EdgeOfLight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@montesclarosmyrna7964 I should be in utter disagreement with your utterance as evidently his century of choice ought to be the siecle des lumieres

    • @iamthecaptainnow7277
      @iamthecaptainnow7277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment! 😂

    • @barnesinister7
      @barnesinister7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@EdgeOfLight you do know that Lord Maclean started and pushed to fruition the age of enlightenment

    • @sharonross7940
      @sharonross7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Excellent question 😂😂

  • @cheesecullen724
    @cheesecullen724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Me: Tissue paper
    Lord: Lavatory roll
    "Mom, we're out of lavatory rolls!"

    • @ladywytch129
      @ladywytch129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am the mom, lol, and I approve the change!

    • @xjoely
      @xjoely 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you mean 'Mother'

    • @crescentsmoon
      @crescentsmoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Mother, the previous lavatory roll has expired" is a more seamless statement

    • @amandasumka4249
      @amandasumka4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crescent Moon 😂

    • @miriamcarlacalapod2716
      @miriamcarlacalapod2716 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mom:"what the Zoeva hell is that?"😂

  • @tennillej9601
    @tennillej9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I’m actually baffled that John doesn’t have 1 million subscribers yet, he truly is one of a kind.

    • @maggielouise1308
      @maggielouise1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ASMR Living they just dont know yet ... or they are interested in drama with others. John and Wayne Goss are truely pure Gurus

    • @tennillej9601
      @tennillej9601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maggie Louise agreed also love Wayne, these are true makeup artists

    • @recalcitrance2561
      @recalcitrance2561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asmr is the best

    • @bexiah
      @bexiah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree! Also he's by far the most beautiful one. I mean, look at that seamlessness! 😍😍😍

    • @teamcrumb
      @teamcrumb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't be baffled. slowly slowly he rises. i hope all the worship doesn't cramp his style.

  • @luna7207
    @luna7207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Anytime I watch one of John's films...my intelligence and vocabulary increases. I love him.

  • @user-tb5mb2ng9n
    @user-tb5mb2ng9n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    3:39 *_"LiKe My JjAaaWw"_*

  • @lizirwin9845
    @lizirwin9845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    john mclean:“i love to let it heal by itself, i think that is the best way”
    me, shoving full coverage concealer on my pimples and scabs of previous pimples: “how interesting”

    • @TaigaToraDora
      @TaigaToraDora 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dead 😂

    • @cerystheunicorn1568
      @cerystheunicorn1568 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually me with me acne. I rlly wish I didn't have ewt on my face except me freckles 😂😂👌

  • @Weibspille
    @Weibspille 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    A beautiful way to start my monday morning. Thank you, lord maclean for our daily bread.

    • @itsarleth
      @itsarleth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      milkywhitetea amen

  • @monikas.6947
    @monikas.6947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy." DAMN

  • @ghouligan3045
    @ghouligan3045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    John Maclean is what this youtube community needs. This magneficent human is just simply glorious.💕💕💕

    • @Anya21084
      @Anya21084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is he?

  • @spreadyacheeks9287
    @spreadyacheeks9287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *speaks in calligraphy*

  • @zazasaphiera5430
    @zazasaphiera5430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was receiving a slightly inauspicious day but a filum from The Lord Maclean managed to uplift my spirits to its uttermost height.

  • @ilianakada2130
    @ilianakada2130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "dryer than a fossilized baklava." I CHOKED KAJSKJSK

    • @Babysonlee
      @Babysonlee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what he said! I need to clean my ears omg I love it!

    • @ilianakada2130
      @ilianakada2130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhonda Pisciotta Forreal LMAOO

  • @itsumodori
    @itsumodori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    I just showed this video to my cat
    Now she’s a Persian

    • @nerukessa
      @nerukessa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hilary Carney I love this comment

    • @homeofficecooking333
      @homeofficecooking333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hilary Carney hahahahahahhahahahhhh@hahah

    • @valbrooks2699
      @valbrooks2699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao!!

    • @AloAloha
      @AloAloha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😄😻

    • @vlastabarac
      @vlastabarac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂💛

  • @travismaupin6617
    @travismaupin6617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I adore you, just lost my nephew we raised like a son to leukemia and your videos help me so much. It's nice we seem to have a lot in common. Thank you

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Travis Maupin So sorry for your loss

    • @ladywytch129
      @ladywytch129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deepest sympathies

    • @mariahuh11
      @mariahuh11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So sorry about your loss 💔

    • @1971gladys
      @1971gladys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lots of love to you. Xxxx

  • @riv3rss
    @riv3rss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    John experiencing the possession of LordMaclean at: 15:13

  • @beccatees7144
    @beccatees7144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Can I ask why is John underrated? Seriously gives great and thorough tutorials and has such an eloquent voice. He deserves so much love and subscribers!

    • @tonirose6776
      @tonirose6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's underrated? How so?

  • @timothyjunetorres6471
    @timothyjunetorres6471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "And we all know that the great Art of Seamlessness is above all...IMPORTANT."
    This was hilariously and perfectly delivered. Our Dark Lord can moonlight as a comedian. 😂

    • @nani.36
      @nani.36 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timothy June Torres omg I thought the same thing!

  • @Sasha-lf8bu
    @Sasha-lf8bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    That Zoeva 110 brush had me on the floor 😂😂😂 11:53

    • @redrumax
      @redrumax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought it was just me lol

    • @JoeyMrTurbo
      @JoeyMrTurbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too lol

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Damn i'm *Shooketh* when John show it like that lol

    • @annamarkovic3161
      @annamarkovic3161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was looking for this comment, found it 😂😂

    • @clarimonde3613
      @clarimonde3613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!!! 😂😂😂

  • @perlawantsu
    @perlawantsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    i read about you in a book called the Bible

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This comment is seamless

    • @bilgessahin
      @bilgessahin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      this comment is excessively refined. thank you, sir.

    • @seanyeo5514
      @seanyeo5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I regret to inform you but you’ve read the common-man’s abridged version of John’s autobiography. You might want the full account but that would require the ability to read Aramaic, Hebrew and Arabic as well.

    • @Mardevscience
      @Mardevscience 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m deceased as of this moment.

  • @trex4815
    @trex4815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Why is no one talking about how he lifted his brush at 11:53?
    That was scary for me. And also 15:13 😂😂

  • @uros.u.novakovic
    @uros.u.novakovic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Be right back, need to fix my tie and iron my suit before I watch this video.

    • @internetaddiction2933
      @internetaddiction2933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Urosh Uchiha Novakovic 😂

    • @liiloo1309
      @liiloo1309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Urosh Uchiha Novakovic lmao

    • @raeswiftswift
      @raeswiftswift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, I prepared a sacrificial lamb before watching this video.

    • @mazwas
      @mazwas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starch your collar too

    • @ilhamait
      @ilhamait 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @alexandraslibrary
    @alexandraslibrary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I was just looking up English Rose tutorials, now that you’ve uploaded one the others are considered trash. 💞

    • @sumensch515
      @sumensch515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yess sis

    • @Itisrealtalk
      @Itisrealtalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen.

    • @66hoodwitch
      @66hoodwitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kissing ass and talking trash isnt going to propel you anywhere you want to be, unless its in the "block" list! Thats just an advice, for the future..
      I strongly dislike women like you..can see through you too! Just eww..
      and btw, ive come across many fabulous WOMEN ,who create wonderful looks as well, so no need to talk bad about others, just because you're obsessed with one particular person!!

    • @bbamakoko2974
      @bbamakoko2974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *tea*

  • @minzokaipu2829
    @minzokaipu2829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    15:12
    that was straight-up a jumpscare, i wasn't prepared for such a depiction of an immortal sclera

  • @ramziiiii
    @ramziiiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm not even interested in makeup
    I like watching you n hearing you talk
    Your videos are like therapy sessions, feel so calm n relaxed

  • @ravechick13
    @ravechick13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I always say this but I love you. Like I just love YOU as a person, you're so awesome

  • @geoxiii8466
    @geoxiii8466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I have no idea how I consistently watched TH-cam without watching you until very recently, it has definitely improved the experience on here. You are so very entertaining to watch and I love how true you are to yourself ♥️

  • @nordicpvink
    @nordicpvink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I’m honestly convinced that lord Maclean lives in a separate demi plane and only comes here to grace us with his gifts of knowledge and the art of Seamlessness

    • @thalia955
      @thalia955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is of the Fae

  • @farayhaahmed7235
    @farayhaahmed7235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Thank you so much for not flowing with the trends that are found here on TH-cam. Thank you for actually teaching makeup. Thank you. I actually learn from your videos.
    I felt that this was important to be said :p

  • @ClariiLua
    @ClariiLua 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I am going to ever so slightly click on the notification bell 🔔❤️

  • @mimakate
    @mimakate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    John you are such a beautiful, elegant, talented person. Your lovely tone really calms my soul. Much love from Australia😙

  • @tiredapplestar
    @tiredapplestar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Paris, 1922 was the last time we had tea, and I remember it fondly. It was in a lovely little cafe that we chatted about our dear friend Oscar, who departed tragically in the “City of Light” 22 years before.

  • @escaramujo
    @escaramujo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Does John Maclean know deeply about topics other than make-up? It would be amazing to listen to him speaking about History, proper manners, how to dress timeless and seamless, or like... anything! I would subscribe to that channel as well...

    • @ysfr
      @ysfr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He did a couple of videos about laquering antiques.

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's very very intelligent. I recently read an interview with the Lord and he is so amazingly smart on a lot of topics. I go back and re-read it because I like to imagine his voice while reading it lol

    • @ysfr
      @ysfr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paul_williams_fans can you link the interview here?

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      refigural.com/john-maclean/
      This is the interview. It's quite marvelous! You'll hear his voice in your head lol

    • @perayahorita1607
      @perayahorita1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's videos of him doing Q and As if you want to listen to him talk about other things. He talked about feminism and homosexuality which was pretty incredible.

  • @hjetnhgklhg
    @hjetnhgklhg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I need to see John doing Jeffree Star make up. It would be a strange yet super interesting duo. John super calm and Jeffee with that fire personality.

    • @lordwalker71
      @lordwalker71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      gzllfs I’m imagining the lord in one of Jeffrey’s Gucci tracksuits.

    • @damaracarpenter8316
      @damaracarpenter8316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking about how much I need this. I know it's probably a pipe dream but... Can you imagine the ever so slight seamlessness of that combo?! 😍😍😍😍🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹

    • @JansViews
      @JansViews 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cannot wait!!!!!!

    • @maggielouise1308
      @maggielouise1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Keep John clear of drama

    • @erickalovely7776
      @erickalovely7776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maggielouise1308 I agree..I love the fact that he's not involved with the other beauty gurus. He is to classy for all that mess

  • @Kia0ra278
    @Kia0ra278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that you take the time to actually teach your viewers the techniques you use. You are a truly marvellous immortal being and you are so entirely appreciated 😘🥰

  • @jojo01
    @jojo01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    before: toilet paper
    after watching john: lavatory roll

  • @vulturesarecool
    @vulturesarecool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I am in love with you. This isn't a joke anymore. You are my new lord and saviour.

  • @annamarkovic3161
    @annamarkovic3161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If John owned make-up brushes company and produced brushes that would be the best thing! Imagine applying your make-up using "The Royal Immortal John Maclean 73738 brush" 💁‍♀️

    • @MarcePaz2008
      @MarcePaz2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA I almost choked!

  • @darellgrant8753
    @darellgrant8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The Lord MacLean returns, all faculty to the courts immediately...immediately!

  • @amphetameanqueen
    @amphetameanqueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "And we all know the great art of seamlessness is above all...important". Sigh, how wonderfully true.

  • @nancypannebaker1357
    @nancypannebaker1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Such a beautiful look. I really love the more refined, "less is more" looks. I love the vast variety of looks that one can create with makeup and wish that there were more of that variety in the makeup I see people wearing on a day to day basis. Everyday does not have to be the same full coverage face of makeup with dramatic eye looks. There are some very wonderful tips and techniques in John's films. I'm so happy I found his channel.

  • @obeythewalrus732
    @obeythewalrus732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    John’s films always make me want to drink tea in the most refined chinaware while reading classics and be an evil stepmother of two children to whom I both send to boarding schools to be alone with my husband whose money I’m after.

    • @spicyyellowpickles7025
      @spicyyellowpickles7025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That isn't very seamless of you.

    • @somnolentverve2183
      @somnolentverve2183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You shall also engage in an affair with a dashing Frenchman whose manners will entice you.

    • @liliesleaf
      @liliesleaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obey TheWalrus // This is oddly specific but same

    • @animegirl6033
      @animegirl6033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED HAHAHHAH

  • @GothicaBeauty
    @GothicaBeauty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Those 4 people who dare to dislike our dark lords video need throwing in the dungeons!

    • @jihanebenmansour5411
      @jihanebenmansour5411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear i love you and your comment

    • @GothicaBeauty
      @GothicaBeauty 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you. xXx

    • @noniefuss
      @noniefuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pity them, for they have not yet achieved.....seamlessness.

  • @popmuzic71
    @popmuzic71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Some say a new John Maclean video at the start of your week is a good sign for harvest

  • @rachkate76
    @rachkate76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    *Fossilized baklava squad*

    • @bbbincica
      @bbbincica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my..😂😂😂

  • @LadyHanaChan
    @LadyHanaChan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm just so happy that there's a chanel on TH-cam like this. Not only his way of speaking, his humor and his talent for makeup and teaching... he also doesn't approach drama. His videos are really calm yet entertaining. I really like it, thank you for this kind of content, Lord Maclean. Love from Portugal!

  • @vt5187
    @vt5187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm actually learning english with our lord maclean.

  • @AndrewDoherty
    @AndrewDoherty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Being pernickety about its placement would be folly!

    • @astitchaway07
      @astitchaway07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We stan a unique legend

  • @moonlighteye5257
    @moonlighteye5257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Dear Lord MacLean
    Shall you produce some merchandise for your subscriptions because we all admire and respect your hard work and we will be marvellously glad and pleased if we wear a clothing that you have created.

  • @xenexian654
    @xenexian654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've taken to watching John's videos after a tough or stressful day, and his wonderful calming voice, gentle demeanour, wonderful humour and intellect have really helped to make me relax.

  • @juliephilia
    @juliephilia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    *aggressive brush naming*

  • @milo1685
    @milo1685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Ok John I know you’re immortal and don’t need sleep but why are you uploading at 3am

    • @addictedtodeers
      @addictedtodeers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's actually 8am almost 9am here in the UK

    • @milo1685
      @milo1685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ok that explains it !

    • @ArcadiaDancer
      @ArcadiaDancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Almost 1am here lol

    • @catl0uvre
      @catl0uvre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's probably his witching hour.

    • @myfairyqueen8520
      @myfairyqueen8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😶🤭🤦‍♀️

  • @AdamMcMillanPiano
    @AdamMcMillanPiano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'll be honest I don't even do makeup but I love watching your films ❤️

    • @misfitfromtoyisland.9940
      @misfitfromtoyisland.9940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam McMillan never worn make-up in my life and have watched every McLean video.

    • @TheAnabolina
      @TheAnabolina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *filums ^_^

    • @leequalmann3903
      @leequalmann3903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @uros.u.novakovic
      @uros.u.novakovic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I also belong to the club of people who don't do makeup but still watch John's filums.

  • @Anyaa
    @Anyaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The Lord and Queen is back, I am going to watch now. Farewell sleep!

  • @shelbynicole8907
    @shelbynicole8907 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have done nothing but devour your films for the past few days. I am obsessed! I can't find a single fault. I could watch on mute or listen with my eyes closed and still enjoy and learn things!
    Your sense of humor is amazing, and I love the way you deliver it!

  • @rachkate76
    @rachkate76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    *How excited are you for Jeffree and John's impending fillum collab in England?* 😃

    • @saskia3311
      @saskia3311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rach Kate are they actually?

    • @irene2327
      @irene2327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hope it never happens. JS is a notorious nonsense of humankind

    • @shookqueens7081
      @shookqueens7081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rena Marid rude

    • @ToutCQJM
      @ToutCQJM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I agree with Rena. Why are people suggesting that someone classy and refined as John mingle with such trash?

    • @mariemaidyn3698
      @mariemaidyn3698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I follow both and don't want this

  • @catherineooi5949
    @catherineooi5949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    *deviate from the highest degree of accuracy*

  • @car7396
    @car7396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Whether it's a large 3-D entity on the face". Really? Your repertoire of phrases is on a league of their own. 🖤🖤🖤

  • @SabrinaJadedreamer
    @SabrinaJadedreamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The royale guard is here, your grace! Aka his fans PROTECT HIM FROM EVERYTHING!😢😢😢

  • @kiaryrich6738
    @kiaryrich6738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was actually going to comment something like this “IM LOVINSJSHSGSKAJDKFL” but then again, i remember, I am in the god's chamber and i need to regain my netiquette.

  • @nihilhyena4278
    @nihilhyena4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beauty. Intelligence. Charisma. He really has all of it. He's a perfect being