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  • @melissamaldonado7633
    @melissamaldonado7633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    I love that he keeps the same tone and facial expressions even when he spits out jokes, we love a monotone sister

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@hedda641 Wrong! He's our lord and saviour.

    • @flowerpotgirl8835
      @flowerpotgirl8835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love the English dry delivery. Like a piece of toast. Amazing. And wonderful

    • @claudiarcade
      @claudiarcade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John's deadpan is pretty on par with Bea Arthurs'

    • @jimeahpalarpalar1557
      @jimeahpalarpalar1557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait did he tell a joke?? wait wait i'm so stunned that i didn't absorb the joke, i was just looking at his gorgeous eyes

    • @mateusviniciusdeoliveirasi1289
      @mateusviniciusdeoliveirasi1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AKDKWFIWNGIWND OMG I SCREAMED AT THIS

  • @OMFGITSVIKKI
    @OMFGITSVIKKI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4910

    Sometimes I wonder about how John was in high school and growing up, but then I remember he's an immortal being with no beginning or end. John has graced us in this final form.

    • @blueflower5308
      @blueflower5308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He is probably a vampire

    • @misslilmeow_meow
      @misslilmeow_meow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@blueflower5308 even vampires have time limits. He's a Leviathan

    • @GlitznGlam-ii8xs
      @GlitznGlam-ii8xs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      immortals have a beginning though

    • @MickiMarple
      @MickiMarple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If there’s no end this probably isn’t the final form

    • @twentyoneweebz5547
      @twentyoneweebz5547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Blue Flower he is not a vampire, vampires partake in mortals and that is unacceptable

  • @sselenalewis
    @sselenalewis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    I feel like John’s voice is what my cat would sounds like if he talked to me

    • @Vin-og2dj
      @Vin-og2dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Selena P HAHAHHAHAHAH!!! YES!!! 👏👏👏👏

    • @veliyanatsvetanova7064
      @veliyanatsvetanova7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I imagined a cat talking like him and I woke up the whole house from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @duncanorourke8752
      @duncanorourke8752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😃😂😃😂

    • @jackjack-hv8no
      @jackjack-hv8no 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING

    • @sakurahoor
      @sakurahoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahah

  • @ambergriffin9149
    @ambergriffin9149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2907

    “I am someone who tends to full makeup or minimal, I don’t really do in between. It’s very middle class”
    I feel so attacked right now

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Amber Griffin But being attacked by the Dark Lord is an honor 😍

    • @CookieDr007
      @CookieDr007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I looooove it 🙌🙌🙌😍😍😍

    • @aaliaasim1617
      @aaliaasim1617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @icolon3330
      @icolon3330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can’t believe he actually said that 😂

    • @jamineregnier2924
      @jamineregnier2924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

  • @axelventi6595
    @axelventi6595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    *dictionary left the group chat*

    • @Smallbentandugly
      @Smallbentandugly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Axel Venti what app did you use for your icon picture 😂😂 i can’t remember what it is callled

    • @axelventi6595
      @axelventi6595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E K I definitely forgot 😂 this was from like 110000 years ago

    • @reilly4764
      @reilly4764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E K it’s called FaceQ I believe

    • @zahra-bn4fl
      @zahra-bn4fl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Axel Venti dictionary JOINED the group chat.

    • @itsrose129
      @itsrose129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO ONE LIKE

  • @maomau930
    @maomau930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4994

    before john maclean:
    i'm not ready to go yet i need to get my makeup right
    after john maclean:
    Do not be so hasty. I must ensure seamlessness.

    • @bumpom432
      @bumpom432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Talk about an upgrade.

    • @TheReeShow
      @TheReeShow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me

    • @mylady2009
      @mylady2009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mao mau 😂😂 true

    • @sam.arobinson
      @sam.arobinson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mao mau ommmmg so funny 😂

    • @clevername6304
      @clevername6304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glow uuuuuuuup

  • @lucaria6164
    @lucaria6164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "I am somebody who tends to do either full makeup or minimal makeup. I don't really do in between. It's very middle class" - John Maclean 2018
    Words of wisdom from Lord John for all of us to follow.

  • @jayfutz6721
    @jayfutz6721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    It's like he needs to remind himself to forcibly blink in human-like increments

  • @mochicchi9247
    @mochicchi9247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    His kind of humor just cracks me up, he's so witty and classy it just makes me want to laugh demurely behind a fan

  • @c.s.9511
    @c.s.9511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "When I was alot ...younger" *has flashback to 1623* we love a immortal legend

  • @emilygrant7288
    @emilygrant7288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    I learn at least 5 new words every time I watch John

    • @PaNdAsOuO
      @PaNdAsOuO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ey bby

    • @emilygrant7288
      @emilygrant7288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      jacqueline haIL YE

    • @Spoops420
      @Spoops420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I join this Jenna party?

    • @sam.arobinson
      @sam.arobinson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Grant ooommmggg saaame

  • @MarinLay
    @MarinLay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    “I missed the tip of my nose, which is quite likely, given the size of the thing.” Yep that quote was a head thrown back kind of laugh for me!

  • @tabikat989
    @tabikat989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "It screams 'man' as much as a phallus entity"
    What did we mortals do to deserve this magnificent creature?

    • @tebellokhala9801
      @tebellokhala9801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only we knew cos the world needs more people like Lord Maclean!!!!

  • @rottedpeach2742
    @rottedpeach2742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3694

    His voice makes me feel poor
    Edit; thanks for the likes!!!

    • @kims5629
      @kims5629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol!!! Me too!!

    • @Paperisyum
      @Paperisyum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!!

    • @DsGalaxies
      @DsGalaxies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The best comment I have EVER read on TH-cam. I couldn’t agree more.

    • @vinnie906
      @vinnie906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His voice actually gives me the confirmation that I am indeed lacking in means.

    • @m.l.5531
      @m.l.5531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I much prefer to live a life of genteel poverty, than to join the vulgar ranks of the bourgeois.

  • @KrazyFrog856
    @KrazyFrog856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This tutorial is so pure and clean! No BS, no blarey music, no sponsored false reviews! Just knowledge and experience spoken in a very soothing voice! Very minimalist style video editing but i love it. Also, he is so beautiful wow

  • @molz4069
    @molz4069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Is it just me or does John speak kind of ferociously in to the camera

    • @vannessamarie
      @vannessamarie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      The way his gaze is so intense and how he purses his mouth and clenches his jaw makes me feel like he's mad at me or giving me a good talking to lolll

    • @breathJONNYstay
      @breathJONNYstay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @zixiais
      @zixiais 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the lack of eyebrows making him look very angry

    • @Pao-Pao2
      @Pao-Pao2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah... she don't sound friendly, is a little agresive.. :)

    • @katalinachatty4868
      @katalinachatty4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s very intense

  • @Allyson6C
    @Allyson6C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    “It almost screams ‘Man’ as loudly as a phallus entity”
    Lmao 😂 really? I hadn’t noticed 😁

    • @cassiewinters331
      @cassiewinters331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Allyson Sixx Costello I never knew a pimple could be so masculine? I love the *Johnisms*

    • @lexieburnafteruroll
      @lexieburnafteruroll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Cassie Winters he was talking about a 5 o'clock shadow... not a pimple.

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    I’m watching this, eventho I have never owned or even used foundation. But when John makes a fillum, I must watch.

    • @coriannaaa4376
      @coriannaaa4376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Anna K yes yes, must watch the fillums.

    • @alicegarcia9487
      @alicegarcia9487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glad I'm not the only one 😂😂

    • @Rukhaiag
      @Rukhaiag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @adens_art22
      @adens_art22 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here. Love all the filums

    • @emmabroughton2039
      @emmabroughton2039 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And world ends up wurrald.

  • @angie7214
    @angie7214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3403

    Laura Lee=**Me losing brain cells**
    John Maclean=**Me gaining brain cells**
    Edit:OH MY GODD!! 1K LIKES? WHAT??! HOW? Lmao Thanks

    • @angellyhuerta7862
      @angellyhuerta7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ā n g ï ê i learn new words with watching him lmaoo i learned 4 today

    • @angie7214
      @angie7214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angelly Huerta I learnt 7 **holds up 2 fingers** :,D

    • @masonmasterman5565
      @masonmasterman5565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True as F

    • @zangadaa
      @zangadaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came to comment the same and I see you spoke my mind :)))

    • @alexandranicolescu647
      @alexandranicolescu647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I need that comment

  • @lisamariebeauty278
    @lisamariebeauty278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I have been watching John none stop for 3 days. I am obsessed with his films. I love how he teaches instead of running through it

    • @aocroissier
      @aocroissier 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG! Me too!!! I cannot stop saying to my self "ever so slightly"...

  • @kirstenelise3748
    @kirstenelise3748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    He sounds like an old english lady that was raised in Germany and i freaking love it. 🤣

    • @robynbriggs29
      @robynbriggs29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kirsten Elise its called being Scottish haha

    • @rabenbrut
      @rabenbrut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As a german i can agree that, i can understand scots more easily than my american, australian and english friends.

    • @Christina-mn7np
      @Christina-mn7np 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's a well spoken Scottish person.

    • @kerrypolson2207
      @kerrypolson2207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Very posh version of Scottish. There are many dialects of Scots that sound nowhere near as regal. To me the very rich accent that he has always reminds me of Minerva magonigal or Mrs doubtfire and that’s coming from a Scottish person 😹
      I don’t speak nearly as eloquently as he does.

    • @Mineminemine8
      @Mineminemine8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly!

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    SEAMLESSNESS. Ahhhh I love when he says that. He knows we love it.

    • @TamaraWoods
      @TamaraWoods 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Have you noticed the other beauty gurus who say it now? I swear they're all low-key fans.

    • @marykatehilton975
      @marykatehilton975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tamara Woods YES!!! The first time I heard it I started pointing and yelling at my TV "HA! SEAMLESSNESS!!! THE DARK LORD IS TAKING OVER!! SEAMLESSNESSSSSSSS!!!!" My fiance walked in and said, "Well, I take it you've finally lost your dann mind. I'll call the men in white coats now."
      I'm posting this from the psych ward. 😀😊😀😊

    • @bexterz5631
      @bexterz5631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mel Fraser in the exact same tone.

    • @anomalyahblack1515
      @anomalyahblack1515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tamara Woods so true. I noticed that too.

    • @LL-zb3dl
      @LL-zb3dl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He gets it in every video!

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    “Just slap it on and hope for the best”. 🤣 I love it.

    • @purplepaperclouds597
      @purplepaperclouds597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mel Fraser Hah, professionalism intensifies!

    • @arrived001
      @arrived001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats exactly what Mary Greenwell says!!

    • @jammernoc
      @jammernoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      my life

  • @alexandraadolfo7104
    @alexandraadolfo7104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I came from a laura lee video
    I regained my brain cells after watching this

    • @hareemsyed22
      @hareemsyed22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Doll honestly you probably gained some extra for the long run as well!

  • @francesca9770
    @francesca9770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    His voice demands my attention and I cant click away

  • @denocarcinoma7095
    @denocarcinoma7095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Only John can talk about mixing two foundations like he's discussing the engineering of the hubble telescope.

  • @rummagingchaos
    @rummagingchaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Convinced you were a queen in a past life

    • @codename9824
      @codename9824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      rummagingchaos I’m convinced he is The queen in this life.

    • @neztanizaki2346
      @neztanizaki2346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Past life? Sis I don't think he's had a past life, he did say that he was immortal 💯

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      excuse me, he’s immortal there is no “past life”

    • @cjsilva1540
      @cjsilva1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rummagingchaos you spelt current life wrong

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What past life? The dark lord is an immortal being that was summoned to this world to be our lord and saviour in the 24000 B.C.

  • @gothicRaven16
    @gothicRaven16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “This is enough foundation to color correct the moon” 😹😹😹😹 where do U come up with this stuff lol

  • @saffronlealle6694
    @saffronlealle6694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    John Maclean is the epitome of seamlessness.. He is the universe wrapped in a beautiful body and dipped in gold with the voice of a goddess and the mesmerization of a thousand unicorns resting on rainbow coloured clouds with the sun warming their gorgeous faces and his soul is radiant.. so much so that you can feel it reach out and touch your heart through the technological device on which you are observing him in his filums. God I love him. He is everything.

    • @lynnmrie
      @lynnmrie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHA ....yes the filum!

  • @cauchemar479
    @cauchemar479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    *_John and Jeffree are like yin and yang._*

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Dead Mac People need to stop comparing problematic as fuck Jeffree, with the perfection that is Lord McClean. They’re not even in the same category.

    • @MickiMarple
      @MickiMarple 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Missy Maria yeeah that’s what yin and yang is. Opposites. Hence the black and white. Get it now?

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ocean.girlx You’re the one whose not understanding what the true meaning of “Yin and Yang” is. It’s about the two forces in the universe balancing and complementing each other. Where in the hell did your definition from, it has nothing to do with “opposites”. You need to google that shit. 😒

    • @gladss3283
      @gladss3283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@misssmisssymaria ~ congratulations! You just proved the other's person point. The symbol is the definition of two opposite forces who balance the world. It's honestly the same fucking thing so I don't see what you're trying to prove.

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jessica Ortiz Congrats, you’re the second person who fails to understand the true meaning. Saying that the yin and yang philosophy is about opposites, is an ignorant over simplification. I thought broke it down Barney style for people like you to understand, but apparently, you all still think it about opposites. 😒😒

  • @LizNguyennn
    @LizNguyennn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    My IQ increased after watching this video.

  • @SuggyChi
    @SuggyChi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I don't wear makeup so I'm not sure why I clicked on this video, but your mannerisms and speech have me captivated!

  • @glamcat7948
    @glamcat7948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "A phallus entity!" Omg we're only 3 minutes in and you are killing me! 😂💜

    • @LSBraham
      @LSBraham 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laura Finnan I SCREAMED like a drag queen @ that comment! Dry humor @ it’s most “seamless” :)

  • @mooney1231
    @mooney1231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Nice to see an actual makeup tutorial for once! (With no 10% off codes 🤔) 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @wildmoonchild8210
      @wildmoonchild8210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jennmooney thats the tea sis

    • @Fionas1234
      @Fionas1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jennmooney code James for 10% off

    • @livexXxyourxXxlife
      @livexXxyourxXxlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Use code S E A M L E S S for 100% better vocabulary

    • @assrash2312
      @assrash2312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@livexXxyourxXxlife
      _s e a m l e s s n e s s_ *

    • @angelle.s7085
      @angelle.s7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Charles Has Left The Chat

  • @KimCarmenWalsh
    @KimCarmenWalsh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Flawless” “Seamless” by just “slapping it on”......I love the contradictions and am still completely entranced 😍

  • @aname5102
    @aname5102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4582

    “I don’t really do anything in between, it’s very middle class”
    *Edit: thanks for the likes*

    • @MegaMIRI25
      @MegaMIRI25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Name 😂😂😂

    • @lamgamboa
      @lamgamboa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i jumped! lol bwahaha!

    • @sagessesioux1990
      @sagessesioux1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      6dazey9 And what it's mean in the UK ? I'm curious... 🤔

    • @issu6455
      @issu6455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      i thiiiiink the middle class is historically the class of landowners and other 'rentseekers' who are, well, less productive for society and make money off working class labour, but arent aristocrats or politicians necessarily

    • @Laura-vs6fs
      @Laura-vs6fs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i think you are quite close., since actually middle class historically would be merchants, usurers and so on, who if you look at it, made money for themselves and were the richest. Basically those who had it the best during the French revolution since the aristocrats but also peasants had little money compared to those people so the term bourgeoisie(originally means people from the city and not rural areas) was used to describe those people. Right now it is used for higher middle class and basically people who live or yearn a luxurious lifestyle but aren't really rich. Mostly derogatory in these days I would say.The marxist use for capitalists is a little bit out of the line, since these are not the richest of rich, the big company owners and so on, but since communism makes all of the people outside the party lower class by income, it kind of fits lol.

  • @lydia7939
    @lydia7939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    *finishes video*
    *coughs*
    *cracks fingers*
    AAHH ANOTHER FOOKEN VIDYO DONE. LETS GET IT UPLOADED SHALL WE LADS?

    • @quliah
      @quliah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lydia ahahaha

    • @graceistrash3119
      @graceistrash3119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IM DYING LMAOOO

    • @LexaCrush
      @LexaCrush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should say "film" instead of video 😘

    • @karma6484
      @karma6484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lexa Crush it’s a joke dumbass that’s why he used video it means John switches personalities after he finishes filming

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dont you mean fil-em

  • @finevindicatedmess
    @finevindicatedmess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I don't tend to do in-between makeup; I find it to be very middle class."
    I LOVE THIS VAMPIRIC BEAUTY. ♥

  • @doriangrey6954
    @doriangrey6954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Embalming fluid is also an excellent primer and of course already on the vanity.

  • @corvus6865
    @corvus6865 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I dont even wear makeup i'm just watching to calm my anxieties

  • @Vibeyvitch
    @Vibeyvitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    My vocabulary gets better every time I watch John lol watch out English teachers John is exquisitely coming for you.

  • @stealthis
    @stealthis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    All these other beauty gurus out here talking about "full coverage" can't touch this level of coverage.

  • @Maia-lh2fi
    @Maia-lh2fi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Is this Professor Snape's teenage self?

    • @zazz1103
      @zazz1103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      nah, snape is greasy and full of toxic masculinity. john is gorgeous and far beyond tedious human things such as gender expectations.

    • @mythic4525
      @mythic4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah snape is hella greasy
      But maybe this was Snapes Secret Hobby🧐🤨🤔

    • @colleenharding8665
      @colleenharding8665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mythic4525 he did look smashing in Neville's grandma's clothes...

    • @mythic4525
      @mythic4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Colleen Harding I mean he did he was gorgeous

    • @colleenharding8665
      @colleenharding8665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyone loves a before and after. Before? Grweeesayyy. After? Seamless.

  • @Banana-hs2il
    @Banana-hs2il 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    *lord maclean:* *speaks in rich*
    *me:* *cries in poor*

  • @lele-el2bv
    @lele-el2bv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    his "bye!" i swear he's the cutest human being in this world

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! Nothing is ever complete in my life until I hear the Lord say "Bye!"

  • @YourSmileIsYourStyle
    @YourSmileIsYourStyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    i dont know why this was in my reccomendations, but this dude is so intriguing! at first it war weird but the accent is sooo nice in the long run. and can we talk about how pretty he is? i mean jezus!

    • @Kapuzenpulli13
      @Kapuzenpulli13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LittleHappyBeing 'this dude' ... to refer to John this way doesn't seem right .. at all. I laughed so hard.

    • @javedmockdoombocus8483
      @javedmockdoombocus8483 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are u a guy or a girl??? I'm confused

  • @vykyvt
    @vykyvt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    At the 'mask' stage, I thought this was going to be an early April fools video. But as always, seamless and flawless.

    • @wifemomteacherlife7648
      @wifemomteacherlife7648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vyktorya I thought it was an April fools video when the face slapping began!😁

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    I was getting ready to jump into bed and I got the notification that our Dark Lord uploaded and sleep will have to wait. Sleeping is for the weak anyway so priorities first which is watching this enchanting beauty. 💜

    • @jocastillo3533
      @jocastillo3533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mel Fraser Girl.. I was in the middle of rewatching GoT and immediately 🛑.

    • @nanamiharuka3269
      @nanamiharuka3269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Personally, since his voice is so soothing, his videos prepare me for sleep 😂💤

    • @NOMAAM1970
      @NOMAAM1970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nanami Haruka So true but I love looking at his gorgeous face do I have to sit up or his voice will lull me to sleep. I mean that in a good way.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mel Fraser Sleep is very middle class.

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Doe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ccaarriissaa
    @ccaarriissaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I absolutly ADORE the way you speak and present yourself!!!

    • @willkontra5731
      @willkontra5731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Late reply but he drew me in im in full makeup and contour its fun shaping my nose john has drawn me in uh ohhhhhhhh our lord is drawing in many to his vids so frikking awesome love him for being himself his voice is soothing!!!!!!

  • @Hælos.Ezequiel
    @Hælos.Ezequiel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    With makeup he looks like Loki if he was female. Very godly

    • @SuperDesignChick
      @SuperDesignChick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wat ar Yoo DOIN in My SWAMP! I think he should makeup Tom Hiddleston and then vlog their time out and about as twins. Or Tom could be Loki with his sister. Lol.

    • @nikki-lf7bl
      @nikki-lf7bl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

  • @tenealt3167
    @tenealt3167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    “I missed the tip of my nose, which is quite likely given the size of the thing” 😂😂😂

    • @karinaluu1433
      @karinaluu1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohitsnila xxx 😂😂😍😍❤❤

  • @kkeegan32
    @kkeegan32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    It always cracks me up when John talks about the size of his nose or the expanse of his forehead.♡♡♡

  • @maomau930
    @maomau930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    'I don't really do in between, it's very middle class'

    • @iCockatiels
      @iCockatiels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mao mau LMAOOOOOOO SLAY ME

    • @minibabybelle112
      @minibabybelle112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mao mau I FEEL INDIRECTLY ROASTed

    • @jojosbizarrecomments
      @jojosbizarrecomments 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      genevieve _ middle class in UK means people who don't do anything productive or help the country's economy in anyway.

    • @huitrecouture
      @huitrecouture 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes no sense.

    • @Oudri125
      @Oudri125 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jojosbizarrecomments No it doesn't?

  • @alexandramichelle2287
    @alexandramichelle2287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He reminds me so much of aro from twilight and I am absolutely living for it.

  • @kalleebellemare6056
    @kalleebellemare6056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i don’t even wear makeup and yet i am totally fascinated and incredibly empowered by your video. Cheers and thank you

  • @amypanddirtytoo1926
    @amypanddirtytoo1926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "It screams man just as much as a phallus entity" I hope I don't have nightmares of screaming phalluses tonight😂😂😂😂

  • @gp2779
    @gp2779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    9:13 “It doesn’t matter at this point how it looks. As I do just tend to slap it on and hope for the best”
    Me during the last 5 minutes of the exam

    • @brightiris
      @brightiris 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of when I had only 5 mins to write an essay for my high school entrance exam 😂.

  • @sophiamurillo7786
    @sophiamurillo7786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I was crying really depressed in bed..and then I saw the video!! He honestly makes me so happy and calms my soul❤

    • @sarahn.2296
      @sarahn.2296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sofia Murillo :( I hope you feel better!

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just let John’s voice and wit buff out your tears.
      Hope you feel better soon, big hug. 😘

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hugs and love😍

    • @Login1881
      @Login1881 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not alone ❤

    • @tayb9955
      @tayb9955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you feel better 💖

  • @sarah._bydesign
    @sarah._bydesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    *Me trying to cover up my sins*

  • @Ram0sFlam0s
    @Ram0sFlam0s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Staring at his mouth, n listening to his voice is kinda hypnotizing. Or maybe I’m jst a weirdo haha

    • @wigwasfoundinpluto7026
      @wigwasfoundinpluto7026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Denisejoy Elliott I thought I was the only one!

    • @jodane6186
      @jodane6186 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His voice is relaxing and hypnotic

    • @razzledazzleist
      @razzledazzleist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahhh...i did it too!

    • @TheArr204
      @TheArr204 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's hypnotic.

    • @annme_87
      @annme_87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm drawn into those eyes I can't look away.

  • @Catluvvverr69
    @Catluvvverr69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Omg how does he not have 1 mill yet and I love his voice so much!

  • @Allyson6C
    @Allyson6C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    “And I’m applying it with a Charles Fox 8-1-4-6-4-0-5 brush” Do u know how many times I had to rewind this to get that number correct? It FELT like the number was 3x longer “Charles Fox -8-1-4-6-4-0-5-7-3-9-2-8-6-7-0-9” 😂

    • @familliarnori6493
      @familliarnori6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Charles Fox 8-6-7-5-3-0-9

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Familliar Nori that would’ve been a whole lot easier! Can you imagine though - if he had actually said those numbers after “Charles Fox”??? Lmao 😂. I would’ve died !!!!

    • @cassiewinters331
      @cassiewinters331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Familliar Nori maybe a girl named Jenny could make that brush useful after she sees this *fill-um*

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheZahnFactor - hahahaha! Speak for yourself! Sounds like you “prolly” missed your spelling class - (for years). Gtfoh - troll

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheZahnFactor bye 👋🏼

  • @veroosh
    @veroosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Congratulations John best wishes with your masterclass

  • @suneweideman7876
    @suneweideman7876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've never seen someone quite like you... I really like you, I like your formal english, very little people speak so clearly...i love your work!!!❤😊

  • @Ghhop
    @Ghhop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's 3 things I live about this channel.
    #1 John MacLean himself and his Rich voice (of course)
    #2 The amazingly beautiful and SEAMLESS makeup tutorials.
    #3 last but not least, the people watching and commenting are much more civilized than any other channel I've watched for the most part.

  • @JoshAtkinson
    @JoshAtkinson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Phallus entity!" LOVE YOU.

  • @Thejessicakloe
    @Thejessicakloe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “I don’t really do in between its very middle class,” IM CRYIFNSHZBZ

  • @helenedahlsveen93
    @helenedahlsveen93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I would LOVE it if John came out with his own makeup brand😻 that would be so amazing

  • @ceirahwestwood8410
    @ceirahwestwood8410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    15:47 I have so much love for John talking about things he loves. He just lit up about the mac blush and it made my evening 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @zekereid8791
    @zekereid8791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    john, putting a PERFECT match for his skin on his cheek: as you can see, this is substantially too dark

    • @siaradahlin5035
      @siaradahlin5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I was thinking the same thing! I was like .... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Dennden
      @Dennden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Redness can often make skin appear darker. I have the same issue

    • @katitadeb
      @katitadeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foundation oxidizes and gets darker and that shade didn't match with his neck

  • @marykatehilton975
    @marykatehilton975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And the phrase "phallus entity" goes on my 'Fantastic Lord MacLean Phrases List'. It now shares a spot with fantastic words and phrases like "seamlessness" and "self-portraiture". I love this channel.

  • @chloegenet1027
    @chloegenet1027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "This is enough foundation to colour correct one half of the moon" lol ^^

    • @suziek888
      @suziek888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      make it the dark side of the moon..

  • @alexandragledhill107
    @alexandragledhill107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    John - 'I just slap it on, and hope for the best'
    Me - 'phew, I'm doing it right'

  • @j.b.7504
    @j.b.7504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Slap it on and hope for the best. He just described my whole makeup routine.

  • @kagitsune
    @kagitsune 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    New rule: always watch old John Maclean -videos- fillums if they show up in your TH-cam recommendations list. 👵🎞️

  • @emdee8613
    @emdee8613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Selfie = Self portrait 😂

  • @melissamcqueen582
    @melissamcqueen582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Oh deah. I had to stop watching another John Maclean filum to watch this one.

  • @lewdia
    @lewdia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think we can all agree we would love a skincare routine from you. Personally I know I'm always looking for skincare products for pale, sensitive skin.

  • @johnnaflower
    @johnnaflower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have no idea how this ended up in my suggestions but I’m glad it did. You’re enchanting. Your mannerisms to the way you apply your makeup is flawless.

  • @Vin-og2dj
    @Vin-og2dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t tell you how much of a relief it is to watch you and your channel as opposed to all the bull crap happening in the US Makeup community... you’re amazing! Love love love your work and your videos

  • @jocastillo3533
    @jocastillo3533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Yes! A new filum from Lord MacLean. Time to drop everything and give him my undivided attention..

  • @codmother
    @codmother 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Your cheekbones and skin 😍 so pretty. Mr Snow White 🖤

  • @MetamorphosisRox
    @MetamorphosisRox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The amazing thing is that you have all this product on and you look so natural. Had I not seen it with my own eyes, I would think you barely had any.

  • @amytrumbull156
    @amytrumbull156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching John has literally refined my vision as I can see the changes once oxidation happens and how setting powder can darken or lighten the tone of the foundation. Fascinating!

  • @alexthegreatest42069
    @alexthegreatest42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching his videos makes me feel so happy, i love all of him. His videos are so unique and straight to the point, mixed with dry humor and sass. Brilliant.

  • @danyahthnaibat6136
    @danyahthnaibat6136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I've been crying all day long because of this horrible week I've had. John, your videos make me happier than I've been in a long long while. We love you!!! ❤️❤️

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here’s hoping your awful week blends seamlessly into a fabulous weekend 😘

    • @danyahthnaibat6136
      @danyahthnaibat6136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anna K you're so sweet, thank you 💛💛💛 you as well 💕💕💕

  • @nicoleduret
    @nicoleduret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I would like to see the low coverage foundation routine. Who's with me?

    • @Lauraphoid
      @Lauraphoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me! I like natural make up so much!

  • @vxxmari
    @vxxmari 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Anyone else was waiting for him to say “S E A M L E S S N E S S” ?

  • @anne-ow8kz
    @anne-ow8kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man, i feel like if john made his own line of makeup it'd be so high quality given the fact that he has such a refined taste when it comes to cosmetics and what to do and how to work with them. i'd actually love to see him coming up with his own makeup line

  • @la_gobba_di_aigor
    @la_gobba_di_aigor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    You almost became of the same colour of the background

  • @janeeger769
    @janeeger769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:07 I feel like in his brain he’s just like “these humans with their ridiculous gender roles. I shall not conform.”

  • @gp2779
    @gp2779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Woke up and covered in my blankets while watching to your newest video, best way to start the weekend!

  • @captain.-.Azeneth
    @captain.-.Azeneth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If Morticia Addams had a TH-cam channel.

  • @notakebaks
    @notakebaks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His quick wit is alluring. I always end up gravitating to these videos

  • @laurenauburnsol
    @laurenauburnsol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m obsessed with the way John speaks and enunciates. Not sure why I just am. I’m glad I came across this channel

  • @thebeginningoftheend2772
    @thebeginningoftheend2772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You enunciate perfectly.
    It's almost hypnotic....relaxing.

  • @alanwisdom7777
    @alanwisdom7777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm not into make-up at all but look at this channel, it's pretty hypnotic. 😎

  • @ArnaAlayneMorton
    @ArnaAlayneMorton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Double Wear comes in 1C0 as well! It’ll still be too dark for you, but that way you wouldn’t have to use quite as much of the Illamasqua in shade 01!

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Arna Alayne I'm not sure about Scotland, but you can't get that shade in Ireland (which makes no sense, right?! WE ARE SO PALE), so it's a possibility that he can't get it 😩

    • @poppyt2682
      @poppyt2682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know he said 1C1 but he also said it was shell and in the UK I thought shell was 1C0 so maybe he got mixed up with the either the number or the name? Either way shell is the lightest I’ve ever found in the UK but I know some brands change the shade names in different countries.

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      artist formerly known as d mc I'm not sure about the UK, to be honest! All I know about it Ireland because that's where I'm from!

    • @hollyjayne
      @hollyjayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arna Alayne 1C0 is shell, it’s the shade i wear and currently out of stock in all my local stores 😱

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      artist formerly known as d mc that definitely makes sense for his career! Thank you :) I hope you enjoy Dublin! I'm from the south of Ireland myself, so I don't have much experience with Dublin, but I know the shopping is good ☺

  • @sativamahardini909
    @sativamahardini909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I REALLY LOVE HOW YOU SPEAK AND PRONOUNCED EVERY WORD❤️❤️❤️

  • @damla5665
    @damla5665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it is sooo so simple, it looks so flattering on you!!! love your eyes