That's the reason, right there. Now if you want rubber bands, you gotta buy a bag of like 200 of them, and you're still gonna have at least 190 when you move to a new place 😅
That's so right about the rubber bands! There were rubber bands all over. Now a few times a year my 4yo occasionally finds one and he thinks it's the greatest thing ever.
My Rescue 911 trauma is the episode where a kid was brushing his teeth and running and tripped and basically impaled himself on his toothbrush. I am 43 years old. I won't walk 3 steps with a toothbrush in my mouth😂😅😂
@@evergreenforestwitch When I was little I heard about a kid who tripped and a stick candy went through his eye and to my mind a toothbrush could do the same thing😅 Even though his is electric lol
Me, an 80’s child/90’s teen staring at the pack of rubber bands I just bought at the dollar store…omg it’s happening! 😱😂 But for real…when you need a rubber band and don’t have any, you’re in dire need of one.
I remember the first time I overheard some classmates talking about tweeting. I post to ask them what on earth a tweet was at which point they proceeded to explain this new website called Twitter, and when they were done I just stared at them for a moment then said, “That is the stupidest effing thing I have ever heard,” and walked away.
If anyone's curious, close encounters of the first kind are seeing a UFO in person and close encounters of the second kind are having the UFO interact with the stuff around you but not abduct you 🤷♀️
The first email addresses were AOL. If you still have an AOL email address, you are old. Lol. My husband still has his. I got rid of mine a long long tim ago. i have 15 email addresses now. 😅
"you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" is still my favorite ultra specific insult. 😂
"you know how you talk to a child" 😂
I probably would've said the exact same thing if my child said that
Nate Bargatze "I'm in a hotel, he can't get in here, everything's locked up. That's exactly what he's been waiting on" fuckin killed me lmao 😂😂
Jokes about old school and new school R&B was spot on!
Lol the printing pictures in the 90. Same same.
Only thing missing was the og printer paper with the holed edges you tore off (and played with, lol)
My parents still have that giant conch shell in the bathroom.
I love this compilations. Getting exposed to some comics I don't usually watch makes me really appreciate how good the ones I watch are
Michael Che with the I believe I can fly & remix to ignition got me.
And the National Anthem...conflicted
Best part is John's dad got to work to find out his firm had been hired to defend Bill 😂
Rubber bands were on the newspaper. Nobody gets the newspaper anymore
She was the least funny of the bunch. I actually fast forwarded her after the first bomb....
The rest was cute to hilarious.
Hers
Not so much
That's the reason, right there. Now if you want rubber bands, you gotta buy a bag of like 200 of them, and you're still gonna have at least 190 when you move to a new place 😅
I almost thought she was a he lol. 🤐@@analaliens7096
Ok you get the gold star today because I was really thinking “why the f did we have so many rubber bands??”
Whats a newspaper?
Wait the conch shell in the bathroom was a thing? I thought my grandma was just being extra with the decor
That's so right about the rubber bands! There were rubber bands all over. Now a few times a year my 4yo occasionally finds one and he thinks it's the greatest thing ever.
Deon Cole's joke 🤣🤣☠️☠️💥💥 so true!!! LoL!
Nate Bargatze is one of my faves.
Stewie would be proud with way she said WHite 😂
Lmao 😂the white boy skit was hilarious ❤
Deon Cole's joke wasn't even a joke. It's the whole ass truth. 😂
Michael Che too 😅😅😅
Eric Foreman does comedy now? 😂
My Rescue 911 trauma is the episode where a kid was brushing his teeth and running and tripped and basically impaled himself on his toothbrush. I am 43 years old. I won't walk 3 steps with a toothbrush in my mouth😂😅😂
I don't yell at my son but if he takes a step away from the sink while he's brushing I go "NO!!! STAY PUT!" 😂
@@roadlesstraveled34 idk why that particular image was so traumatic to watch, but it was!!!!! LOL
@@evergreenforestwitch When I was little I heard about a kid who tripped and a stick candy went through his eye and to my mind a toothbrush could do the same thing😅 Even though his is electric lol
@@roadlesstraveled34 😆 🤣
Mine is the kid who was running through the yard and slipped under the dad’s mower! You went too far with that one, William Shatner 😂
I can never find a rubber band when I need one.
I never found them until I started working with/around money 😂
Thank you Cristala!
Come to my parent’s house Mae. They have all the rubber bands you need! 😂
Rescue 911 made me scared of escalator some kid got choked out by his jacket going down one smh always freaked me out
Me, an 80’s child/90’s teen staring at the pack of rubber bands I just bought at the dollar store…omg it’s happening! 😱😂
But for real…when you need a rubber band and don’t have any, you’re in dire need of one.
I needed a rubber band yesterday, and there was none to be found. Point proven.
#same but I went as far as to buy the 100 pack of multicolored multi-sized bands. Because you never know which size you will need lol
Paper towels are the same
I hate the internet; wish i could give my son my childhood as a 90s kid.
She's right about the movies with "little white boys" on bicycles, LMAO
I remember the first time I overheard some classmates talking about tweeting. I post to ask them what on earth a tweet was at which point they proceeded to explain this new website called Twitter, and when they were done I just stared at them for a moment then said, “That is the stupidest effing thing I have ever heard,” and walked away.
12:13 “no way he can get in my hotel room” UNLESS HES THE HOTEL MANAGER HUNGRY TO SUCK SOME TOES
My favorite quote about dial up days is from the IT Crowd "do you remember the internet at this speed? Up all night and you'd see 8 women"
The amount of pictures of Buffy the Vampire Slayer I printed was criminal 😂
I still have rubber bands! 🤣
0:45 always good when you have to explain the joke...
She was trash
Mae martin is Eric Foreman!
Omg I forgot about rescue 911 ❤😂😅
If anyone's curious, close encounters of the first kind are seeing a UFO in person and close encounters of the second kind are having the UFO interact with the stuff around you but not abduct you 🤷♀️
Tom Segura is a hero 😂
Dude, my whole life is rubber bands
How much weed and LSD is required to come to that conclusion?
It's a little more complex than that, and with that I give you, Rubber band Band closing the annual Band-Aid. Ta-da
Devils advocate of encyclopedias 😂
You’re welcome future! 😂
Rename this to 12 minutes of comedy and 3 minutes of a Tumblr post.
“the remix to ‘Ignition’” 🤣🤣🤣💀
5:56 😂
What does John Mulaney’s dad even mean? Hahah hilarious
Aaahh. Which Spice Girl was the Harry Potter House of the 90’s.
0:24 noooo! You don't say!? 😏🙄
oh gosh, the rubberbands. yes. very much that, iChuckle.
God I fucking love Mae Martin. That's it, no notes.
Boring and not funny
I have a bag of rubber bands in my kitchen. No giant shell though.
The first email addresses were AOL. If you still have an AOL email address, you are old. Lol. My husband still has his. I got rid of mine a long long tim ago. i have 15 email addresses now. 😅
I'm afraid that rubber bands where used to pack food, which wasn't sold in tones of one use plastic packaging.
Michael Che laughs at his own jokes, making the punchlines incomprehensible.
The way she says "white" gets me every single time 😂
0:40 Im 37 too and you look like me when I was 16 🤣 😭 how did you age so well.
I have my mothers conche she’ll on the shelf behind the toilet- I use it to
Stash deugs
I long for the days when Monica Lewinsky was a “scandal”….
Ikr :(
Che's the right closer.
What the fuck what did we use all those rubber bands for!?
Rubber bands came from the newspapers...
9:15 yeah right, this lady is at least geocities old
Teri’s so called best friend at the time knows more.
1:06 just give me something for the cringe and let me die.
Your mom probably wishes she had an abortion…so does everyone actually
Rubber bands came from the newspaper
Salsa boom
The first guy looks too young to remember the 90s.
First two so painful.
That little blonde boy went to an all girls school?
Yeah.
Poor order choice. A third way in it gets good and better!
Does Mae Martin know what a punchline is?
Better than you do
Why does she say the word "white" like she has a fishbone in her throat and doesn't know what sound W actually makes?
Not first! 🙏🏼
I have a rubber band around my wrist
ya know what i miss about the 90s? funny comedians. 🙄🙄🙄🤦🤦🤦
Little hhhwite boys
Wow I forget sometimes how many bad comedians there are
The way she says “white” makes my skin crawl. Funny though
Why......why the pity slot given to this person thats still w9rk8ng out just what exactly a jokes purpose is
Lol that first comic ….what? Who?
It's just painful watching Mae Martin these days. Smh.
Why?
Is it because Mae is dating a trans man?
She has no jokes or punchlines. Did she used to be funnier?
Mae cracks me up
I think its funny that they put amazing bits by amazing comics, and then sneak in a couple very unfunny clips.
'15 minutes of 90s jokes by mostly unfunny lesbians' should be the title of this video
First act is not funny. Trying hard to be ellen
I didn't see that at all. What do they have to do with Ellen?
That was actually funnier
😂😂
i skipped the whole first act because i seen your comment thanks
Because she's a blonde short haired lesbian?
So much emphasis on the "H" in "white boy" Naomi.
Worst Justin Bieber song I have heard yet.
Maybe their light just irritates your demons you should probably shouldn’t be judging though and so it is
The first little boy wants funny at all.
Is this a boy or girl in the first clip?
Yes
Nice try,but...not a guy
Nostalgia jokes are the lowest, weakest form of comedy
Is that a girl pretending to be a man or a comic?
Neither one is working for her. Lol
Zing!
Mae is just not funny though I like her social consciousness.
So that's what bombing looks like, eh Mae? That was painful to watch.
Room full of laughter ≠ bombing babe
first
The woman in the beginning likes abortion?? Smh.
Mae is about as funny as a sore tooth.
I don't think the first one went through puberty yet. Which ever puberty "it" was going through.
mae martin is not funny.
MAE MARTIN IS NOT FUNNY.
The way she pronounced "white boys" made me really uncomfortable.
Mac Martin isn't funny. If I wanted to be preached at I'd go to church.
Ended up having to skip the first person. Way too long of a story with nothing all that funny or interesting to say
Starts w a comment on abortion.... Woke comedy is lame
Plus does anyone think that woman is having sex with men and has any chance of getting pregnant.
This is not woke comedy. That trans woman sucks. Comedy about abortion is fine, he's not.
Homeboy doesn't know the definition of: start,woke or abortion.
@@cristinaimpoverished7435 homeboy?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
More woke-ness please it’s so relatable.
🥜
You know you can just like... Not watch the video and not comment right?
@@GonzoPandora69420 I did it for you sweetheart…..
Can they stop putting Mae Martin in these please, hurts my ears