Did Trump Already Violate His Gag Order & Was Biden’s Uncle Eaten by Cannibals? | The Daily Show
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- Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng tackle Jesse Watters labeling Trump being forced to sit in a courtroom for eight hours a day as cruel and unusual punishment and Joe Biden's controversial claim that his uncle was eaten by "cannibals" in New Guinea. Plus, Desi Lydic gives live updates on Trump's endless string of gag order hearings. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper #RonnyChieng
00:00 - Ronny Chieng & Jordan Klepper Open
00:35 - Donald Trump Violates Another Gag Order
02:35 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on Trump’s Gag Order Hearing
04:20 - Jesse Waters Claims Trump is Being Tortured by Sitting in Court
07:55 - Biden Angers New Guinea with Cannibal Claims
09:56 - Desi Lydic Reports Back in From the Courthouse
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you know who else is sitting in a dingy room 8 hours a day? EVERY ONE ELSE WHO HAS TO BE IN COURT BECAUSE OF HIM.
Thank you.
on top of that, they have to smell him!
@@derrickwolters8694Joe biden would be happy to smell him if he was a six year old girl
And everyone with a job that's not outside. No sympathy for workers though. He thinks there shouldn't even be a min wage. How much can a banana possibly cost? $25?
And the jurors.. pretty sure they loving it too right
The irony of these “News reporters” claiming chumps too old to be sitting in a “cold” courtroom for 8 hours a day 4 days a week. Yet they think he’s capable of being a president 24/7. It’s pathetic.
Right?
he wasn't president 24/7 even when he was president. the hypocrisy is astounding
Don't confuse pundits with reporters or anchormen. Jesse is about of a journalist as the last guy, Tucker.
Is Biden capable? Or are you just voting for The Cackler Kamalardass
@@user-dw8mj8tb2l Biden unlike Trump is sharp enough to delegate what he can't do which him infinitely more qualified than Trump, doddering though he may be.
Wow, It's cruel and unusual to appear in court to attend your hearing? WTH?
conservatives are professional weak snowflakes that tell everyone they are alpha males
Remember this is the same people who want to spare people this punishment and go directly to conviction, at least for the poor and their political adversaries.
So of course they want to highlight court as punishment.
He got to delay it by several years. Time for him to put on his big boy pants.
@@flyrobin2544 The brown ones, with the extra room for a diaper.
Jesse Watters basically called Donald a frail old man. And, thought he was defending him by doing so. The insanity of FOX is on another level!
You know what's serious? Jury intimidation.
Apparently it's not serious when Trump does it. "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" -Trump 2016
That is not serious. It has been happening forever. Also, Trump already said he will imprison his enemies on day one of his presidency. Pretty sure that if they find him guilty, they will be his enemies. He will attack them and their families. That might be jury intimidation. It applies to the kangaroo court judge and their family too. Right?
Edit typo
But doesn't anyone even care that the gag order is affecting Trump's constitutional right to intimidate jurors?!? /sarcasm
@@nickfifteenhe reminds me more of a 3 year old, hysterically crying and pounding the floor in the grocery checkout line, when he can't get his favorite candy...
Yeah, just ask the mafia.
Putting Trump on a gag order is like putting a cookie in front of a child and telling them to not eat it when you leave the room. Same IQ, same theory, different age.
This old man wants to be president,leader of the free world
Same IQ? That is offensive for little kids😢😮😅
@@mirna-garcia💯
Some children listen! Don't hate on then like that 😂😂
Except when DJT is covered with crumbs he yells out "I'm being set up. Witch trial. There never were any cookies to begin with......and if there were, I have total immunity. Fake Bake-news."
Waaay too childish for most little kids.
He's trapped forever in his
'terrible twos'...🤥
300 days out on the golf course per year is more sunshine then any of us get.
Does Jesse Watters suddenly believe that incarceration is “cruel and unusual punishment?” That would be something.
sorry it meant it is only cruel for whites 🥺🥺🥺
Apparently he believes that working regular hours is cruel and unusual punishment.
Jesse Waters believes in nothing. All he does is say what he's scripted to. You could literally replace him with AI, and Fox would lose not a whit of it's effectiveness.
Only for Trump, and rich white men.
Pretty sure he would have that statement redacted that if we were talking about incarcerating a black person
Fox : “ Donald Trump is a strong and willful man !”
Also Fox : “ How can you have that poor man sitting for 8 hours in a room ?”
EXACTLY!!!!!
Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak". Seems like they do the same for their leaders, but in the opposite context.
And they want him to be president. 😂😂😂😂
Jesse said that he’s 80 and has to sit inside for 8 hours, the man needs some air and movement!
They should put trump on a treadmill for 8 hours a day. Just let him off for 15min every 2 hours, with an hour for lunch while the trial goes on. If he don't keep walking, he is clearly guilty.
PNG highland tribes practiced ritual cannibalism up until 1970s or 80s.
Eating the brains of defeated enemies led to a condition called Kuru, that was similar to Kreutzfelt-Jacob (mad cow) disease.
They believed the science and gave up eating brains. Sporadic tribal conflict persists.
There are even some sporadic reports even from 90s and later.
@@vojtik135 I suppose traditions don't die out overnight. I hear occasional reports of violence based on a belief in witchcraft still taking place.
Yes, I sit at a desk indoors for 8+ hrs 5 days a week. It IS cruel & inhumane treatment.
These guys, and Desi are awesome! I like the rotation of all the hosts!
the rotation of the correspondents as host is great, and Jon is amazing on Mondays but i really didnt like the random hosts glad thats done
@@drikaiagreed! I was not a fan of most of the randoms.
Don't forget Dulce, she and Desi could tag team as Double D. Yeah sure make a thing of it.
@@drikaiThey should make this the new format. I also really like all of them. I really love Trevor and Jon, but this is pretty refreshing for a show to do.
@@sdbutlerredux3177 I thought she went to only being a guest now, as she hosts her own show now.
His own family can’t be bothered to be in the courtroom to show their support. Then again I think we all know why they don’t want to be sitting right behind him.
I'd glad I wasn't taking a drink just then
😂😂
Phhhhrrrrt
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Donald frummp
There were definitely cannibals in PNG 70 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if there still was.
It stopped at some point, the last confirmed case of Kuru (the disease from eating human flesh) was in 2009. Its a prion disease, so it stops with your death... But that would've meant that person ate another human as recently as 1949 to 1999. The fact there were hundreds of confirmed cases and deaths every year in the 60s, definitely means it was a more widespread thing than the PNG PM cares to admit.
@@smalltime0 There is still apparently a remote tribe that practices ritual cannibalism, sad to say. Biden’s uncle absolutely could have suffered that fate. I get that PNG is sensitive about it - but every country has to deal with their own dark secrets and painful truths. The fact that it didn’t largely disappear until it was outlawed in the 1950’s, and continued to persist into the 1960’s - even til this day in some remote tribe(s) - is just the truth.
@@smalltime0 isn't kuru a result of eating human brains/other parts of the central nervous system? Could've sworn I read that somewhere...
Oh most definitely, but Joe should have known better, cause there is no proof his uncle was actually eaten and PNG has troubles enough already.
@@notreallyhere67 Nope, the misfolding proteins will keep on going throughout the nervous system.
Why are you wanting to eat human flesh?
Actually ritual cannibalism was still practised in the New Guinea highlands during World War 2. Due to the rugged terrain many tribes had little or no contact with the outside world & were even unaware of the war unless it crashed into their vicinity. However in the lowlands the New Guinians were beloved of the Aussie troops for their help in saving so many lives hence the nickname "Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels".
My dad was there and it was true, they had cannibals on the New Guinea island.
Yeah you don't get Kuru without being a cannibal. Guess who had a epidemic of Kuru until the late 60s.
The Fuzzy-Wuzzy name predates the war (the Brits gave the nickname to people in Sudan in the 19th century because of their hair). The Papuans who helped got the 'Fuzzy-Wuzzy Angel' moniker because they made repeated trips back and forth ferrying supplies and wounded. For some reason they didn't like the fact that the Japanese were indiscriminately slaughtering their people, but it should be noted that initially Australia pressed them into service.
Aware of Kuru & will again point out the geographic isolation - not defending the practice. Went on an anthropological expedition in the mid 70's. Also aware of the colonialist exploitation of indigenous people in PNG, forced labour etc. Know about Sudan. Hard to have a nuanced discussion in this forum.
@@titichartay7216 I'm a child of Empires :P
Also met Michael Crouch IRL several times, whose father was the British attache to the Sudan in the 40s-50s. So I know plenty about the Sudan. He'd go on to be the British attache to a lot of the middle east during decolonisation (survived a RPG being fired into his living room).
AFAIK in the 40s/50s/60s/70s the practise would've been pretty much limited to the Fore people. But for the PNG PM to say it didn't happen at all, reveals that he knows virtually nothing about PNG. Why would he? Practically all the political elite in PNG spent their teens/early 20s in Australia and have the Australian diplomas and degrees to prove it.
It might be true, probably a bad idea to say it anyways. He doesn't really have proof that he actually got eaten and didn't like drown or something. That there were cannibals doesn't really mean Biden's uncle got eaten.
It lowkey seemed like Jesse Waters was sarcastically roasting Ttump.😆
Seems probable, seeing as how Trump thinks humans have a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes it.
No, really, the former "president" doesn't understand why we eat food.
Seems like Waters is making a solid argument for why Trump is unfit to be president
I kinda agree with you.
@@mile_high_topher That's exactly what I was wondering... 45 often expressed his belief that exercise is bad for one's health. They aren't holding him back from working out 🤣
Too bad irony is completely lost with the fox news crowd
I like this format of rotating field "reporters" into hosting duties. Regular news shows should do this also.
My stepdad was in New Guinea during WW2. He told me it was the scariest of all when they came upon a huge pile of human skulls. He had been in a battle that lasted three days, but this scared him more.
I'm Papua New Genie, and Borneo, head hunters were real. It has been stopped years ago. They keep the 💀 as trophy
I bet but that said, Biden made a gaffe that he shouldn’t ought to have.
@@elainehewitt6813 Why was it a gaff if it's true?
And Cornpop was the lead cannibal. He was a BAD dude...
@@trailersic I think it was fairly inappropriate for a president to be telling that story. Stuff like that tends not to fall well especially right not with him being under the spotlight and all. If one of us told the story, different. A president though? Eh, not so much. He’s walking a tight rope right now.
Ronny chineg, Jordan Keppler, Desi lydic are the super trio of Daily show. They are best one.
Most people in their eighties sit on a couch 8 hours a day and watch tv.
I’m 74, the TV doesn’t even have to be on.
@@paulschulte1064 Probably becasue you guys had to grow up with imagining *pr0n and entertainment, turned that into a pretty strong source of entertainment.
@@paulschulte1064 but the PC better be! :D
I wouldn’t say most but I’d say a lot of people do.
klepper and ronny are such a dynamic duo
Epic... Desi, Ronny & Jordan... Holy S*#t I could not stop laughing. Thanks. 💪💥❤❤❤
There were cannibals in New Guinea. I remember reading, adults taste like steak, kids taste like chicken, babies taste like fish. He's not wrong, I'm Australian, New Guinea is our next door neighbor, if he was up in the Highlands, it was a story they'd tell.
I think Biden was conflating his uncle's experience with what happened to George Bush Sr. He was shot down during an attack on a Japanese island and picked up by the Navy. Other pilots that landed on the island were killed and eaten
Human meat tastes like long pork, fyi. Not that I've tried it, but there are studies that have been done.
Whatever you read, was a pile of horseshit, lol.
@@evolicious I mean.... not necessarily. Because the studies and "reproductions" were based on adult muscles.... :<
Don't ask me how I know this.
" it was a story they'd tell. "
You got that part right!
Pretty sure Trump thought a Kangaroo Court is a court presided by an actual kangaroo. Well joke's on him! It's actually a wallaby!
what is a wallaby ?
@@scottwhallin2461A different Aussie marsupial.
Yeah😅
Camela 🐫 Hareesh also thinks that a court of appeals is where bananas get processed😅😅
Ghostface Killah The wally champ, son
Wait till Trump discovers the prosecutor is actually a Dingo.
I love how Jordan's "Grampa's Second Family" joke hinted that Ronnie might be his half-brother. They both act like quibbling siblings sometimes. It just works!
Oh I get it now. Thanks!
A Guy who’s almost 80? I thought Fox considers Trump young
Fox will tell their viewers what they are ordered to tell, even if it's the contrary of what the've said last week.
It's young with fox viewers
The rotating Daily Show hosts and blend of correspondents is a great feature. I love it.
What gag order? He's still spewing his attacks on everyone and everything. Judge Merchan has failed.
One rule for them and the rest of us ummm well double standards as always
A gag order is only there to show the public that the justice system is barely paying attention. Nothing will amount to this as usual
Hate to tell you this but we don’t live in a true democracy. There is always going to be rules and special exceptions for people like Trump.
Jail
@@ulysessoliverasponyman Prison*
Gag order is only for family members and staff. The trial, judge, and DA are fair game
They missed Jesse's funniest bit: "Poor Donald Trump is forced to sit in a freezing courtroom all day. The courtroom is literally freezing". 😀
Who hasn't said "it's freezing in here!" when it's actually in the low 60's? "Literally," on the other hand, means 32 or below. It means ice. If it was cold in there on the first day, on the next day, put on a long sleeved t-shirt under your dress shirt. Problem solved.
Women have been dealing with that for decades
it is cold for a reason. If it were warm. people would feel comfortable and drift off
@@johncorman8715that's for water. Trumps blood is actually only 40% water. Coca cola and sludge make up the rest, which means his blood will freeze at 60°F.
Why do you think he spent so much time in Florida for his presidency? He was surviving.
😭 Poor Donny, always the victim. It's sooo cold in here! 🥶 Poor Donny can't even keep his little peepers open. 😴😴🙄
Fun fact. Human meat is/was called "long pig" in New Guinea
@@t.n.-js6eiyeah. There were written notes/journals of people who were stranded and had to resort to cannibalism here in the US. Said the same thing, tasted like slightly salted pork.
This was not the new fact I thought I was going to learn today!
I think I can affirm. My dad was stationed in New Guinea and told us it still practiced cannibalism. In fact, the GIs were told to lay on back, with arm around necks with their handguns under their pillows in case the cannibals came in slot their throats and then cannibalize them. In his photo albums, one was dedicated to shrunken heads the cannibals had eaten. So it is not too far fetched that an island with cannibals would eat Americans.
Thats just not true
@@TheJonesy425 Cannibalism was still practiced in parts of PNG into the 60s. There are entire documentaries about it. Also read up on the disease Kuru.
I assume you eat meat? Are you running around and slit the throat of every pig, cow or chicken you find in your nightly raids?
How the frig can anyone sleep with their arms around their necks?
Imagine the feast they’d have if the judge sentenced trumpy to wander the jungles of New Guinea…….🐖
8:56: Ronny's utter silence as his eyeballs just nervously looks around the room makes this all the more hilarious.
That was perfect
Can’t get enough of the Five and Jesse Watters getting reamed by these masters of satire 😂
Jesse's skits are almost always satire though?
Excellent solution, to have different members of The Daily Show rotating as host/esses. Bravo.
Ronnie, u killed it tonight. I can't breathe😂❤
Jesse Waters (excuse me everyone for the all caps but it's the only way to indicate how mad I am) HE IS A CRIMINAL DEFENDANT ON BAIL!!! HE DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS A FREE PERSON.
We should want criminal defendants to have the strongest 1st amendment protections.
Once upon a time...democrats used to believe in liberal principles
Except he's free to go home everyday
He will keep breaking the gag order’s & defaming EJ Carrol. She’ll be showing up for another 50 million soon.
It's like the ultimate atm. It spits out million dollar bills. If you can catch him.
How much money has she actually received maybe I’ve missed something.
@@michaelharris8598
😂
@@user-ql9it8go2j
I think it’s up to 87 million from the past 2
@@user-ql9it8go2j over 100 million are deposited in the court for the first 2 sentences. They're waiting for the appeal. If his appeal fails, she gets a pay day easy.
That chuckle from Klepper at 5:45 was so real I actually had to pause to laugh for like a whole minute. You two have killer stage chemistry. Hope you double host more often
There's only one thing left to do and that is put him in jail!!!
Jordan & Ronny work well together. 😂
He is violated the GAS order in court. People were having trouble breathing. 😐 he is disgusting 🫣
Thank goodness there’s no smoking allowed in the courthouse.
Lol lol lol lol I can't stop laughing
"When the chips are down, these...these civilised people, they'll eat each other." -Joker
Rhyming words that end in ale. "And his favorite vegetable is... French Fries! It's definitely not kale!"
Jail!
Cannibals still exist. New Guinea wasn't the only place last century.
You're missing the point. The point is the president of the most powerful nation in the world is old, confused, and making up stories.
i recently read a case of a cannibalistic satanic cult some recent years back (well after the satanic panic days) and the leader became imprisoned in russia. he got let out as he agreed to be drafted to help invade ukraine.
and there's the case from germany where a dude posted online looking for someone to willingly die so he could eat that person (spoiler: he found someone)
there are many cases in the united states, and many "first world" countries
Cannibalism wasn’t outlawed in PNG until the 1950’s. It’s technically possible. Sorry that this is a sore spot for PNG, but cannibalism didn’t largely end until sometime in the 1960’s. If his uncle’s body was never recovered, it’s a very real possibility. Some tribes did eat bodies that dropped. Sadly, there is still a remote tribe in PNG that does still practice ritual cannibalism.
It's true. I live in Indonesia. I left a message earlier too
As usual, as long as money excuses crime, the laws will always be written exclusively for the poor.
A wealthy guy belligerently ignores court orders multiple times, and simply gets a “Hey! I said don’t do that! Give me what’s equivalent to 20 bucks again!”
A poor guy is a few minutes late to his court hearing and somehow ends up in jail be default.
People are saying diaper don looks tired, but its just his pig eyes!!! Lol
I fell out laughing so hard 🤣 at your comment 🤣
@@tamraprice09 He has 🐷 👀 s don't ya think??
Finally someone else says it. I thought I was the only one! This is what it feels like when doves cry!
What’s Biden’s excuse than?
@@JohnnyDelco what is Biden's excuse for what? You did not clarify
This is exactly what the daily show needs to be!
No way the court sits for 8 hours per day. They start late, finish early, and take a LONG lunch!
This is the most I've laughed at a Daily Show segment in a long time. I'm literally in tears 😂 Absolutely top-notch, all around, writing and delivery.
Jordan is the best choice for host… besides that random guy that did it yesterday.
That’s really funny
Nope Jessica Williams hands down!!!!
Nobody comes even close to that random guy from yesterday.
He shouldn’t be busy either since he got dismissed from jury duty
Ronnie should have brought up the time Jesse was in China town insulting the older Chinese folks and trying to learn karate....mockingly
The problem with Trump paying himself hush money is that the check would bounce, and Trump knows it, so, as much as T-p has a hard time turning away money, he wouldn't accept the deal.
Couldn't he sue himself for the bounced cheque, claim bankruptcy and insist that the state compensate him in lieu of him compensating himself?
@@Sableagle More likely he would sue himself for breaking the terms of his NDA, but the outcome would be the same.
Love, love, LOVE this new take on how Klepper and Chieng co-host! Working co-operatively rather than competitively or adversarial actually works much, much better IMO.
Jail, jail, jail! Please, jail!
I didn't know there could be such a thing as a third rate Tucker Carlson, but then along came Jesse Watters. He's like Cucker, but without the brains or charisma 🤣
He's a solid 4.7/10 after a Bud Light. And that's his most appealing quality which is the only reason he's on TV. Yikes.
Tucker Carlson has brains and charisma? That's some mighty Christian charity, even relatively speaking to the likes of Jesse Watters and Glenn Beck, and we are 8 months away from Christmas. Pardon me, the "War on Christmas" that woke people have supposedly been waging for three decades or so..
But back to the main point. You sir, are too kind.
Cucker and Wuter are lower than a sewer...
@@sivvulk I was being a bit facetious. lol
@@sivvulk I'd argue to that as a fact as well. Tucker is indeed a very intelligent and charismatic person, and he uses it to tell lies and conspiracy theories to build a base similar to Alex Jones and Trump cult membership. He was just on Joe Rogan's podcast making up insane lies and denouncing really basic science, all things he knows very much are facts, but plays to the character of the market he is targeting.
He is a lot like MTG, but actually intelligent. Nothing like Boebert, who is literally a trailer trash dumbfk. Maybe close enough to Bill O'Reilly, who was just a brainrot boomer that believed in any conservative lies told to him.
Trump don't follow his gag order send his lawyer to jail for 30 days and lawyer only come out to be in the court room.
To be fair, this looks like a Google translate error
@@Andr50n The grammar police have to stop at Trump place first.
*Just here for Klepper beard.* y'all have no idea what it does to me
Yay, Ronny Chieng!!!
I have an idea
JAIL!
He needs exercise 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
did they just pretend golf is a real sport?
The duo anchoring totally works - great job Jordan & Ronny (along with Desi as always).
My dad was in paupua new guinea. He said the same. He barely escaped.
The research supports it! Cannibalism wasn't banned there until the 1950s, and the last reported case was 1964 sooooo ya. I mean, was it uncouth of him to say on the public stage, ya. But might still be true.
You people defend anything liar TaliBiden says
Nah, it's 100% not true. The military actually refuted Biden's claim. The official report is that his plane did crash, but wasn't shot down, and it crashed into the ocean, not over land.
So the odds he died from cannibals rather than, ya know, a crash into the ocean is rather low.
@MajorHenryL. you're CLEARLY drinking the kool-aid. Try opening a book. But history, facts and logic aren't real to you, are they?
@@MajorHenryL. A quick Google search found that yes there was funeral cannibalism in PNG around that time and that it was the spreader of a disease called Kuru. But I'm sure you did your own research before accusing someone else of spreading false information...
Yeah Jesse, why don't you install a mini golf course inside the courtroom so your Papa Don doesn't get bored and sleepy
Would you trust him with a nine-iron in that room?
Ronny Chieng and Jordan Klepper can do the Daily show from now on. Great team
This is the absolute BEST episode I've seen in months❤❤❤
Thank you Daily Show
What do we bring your horse? BALE!
Hay! That’s a straw man argument.
You mean the one that kicked Jordan and Ronny in the head?
@@paulschulte1064 you win
Even 77 year old men have to sit in a court when they have been accused of a crime. Geez can they worship him any more.
We can’t get through this without guys/gals like you🤣. Thanks a million❤.
Everyone remembers Fez from That 70s Shows.
Ronny is the new Fez. It doesn't matter what he says, it's always going to be funny.
jessy watters’ is sooooooo far up that ORANGE SPHINCTER…..i can’t even imagine how the guy breaths.
Keep in mind…Trevor was sooooo far up the black sphincter of Barack Hussein.
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Trevor Noah was soooo far up Barack Hussein’s black sphincter
My comment erased again
@@MajorHenryL. Any idea why?
Saying his uncle was eaten by cannibals is a startling claim, but I don't understand why New Guinea would be upset about it given the context of it happening during WW2. That's quite different from claiming that the people of New Guinea practice cannibalism in the present day, or even that the New Guinea government at the time endorsed such actions. His uncle was probably already dead when the alleged cannibals found him, from a cannibal's perspective it'd be wasteful to not eat him. There were way worse things going on during WW2 that DID have the full support of a government backing them.
if they won't act on him violating these orders, there is no point.
lock him up already
If they won’t do a gag order do you think they’ll lock him up? Nothing will ever happen to Donny boy. He has connections.
The duo we all want and deserve ❤
What a great line - has Trump ever thought of paying himself gag money.
1:37 OK. That is funny - the literal meaning of “hush“.- he should pay HIMSELF money to HUSH UP! Great idea, Jordan 💡.
"He needs sunlight...because at night he is sundowning hard"
jesse waters
He has freedom of bowel movement.
😂😂
Through his mouth.
That's funny
Yes!!!! Thanks for making my day tolerable!!
More Jordan Klepper please!! Dude is great.
My grandpa fought in WW2 in New Guinea and YES he had pictures taken with those cannibals. NO JOKE!
Jordan's hair is slowly turning into that of Conan O'Brien
I can’t look away, it was cased in wax today
Jordan prepared his hair in various ways... Wait, wrong Jordan.
I was just wondering if Jordan shares genes with Conan
The news anchors at Faux are so out of touch.
Its almost like hes being treated like any other criminal. Oh my goodness!!!! 😆
Jordan K. has done a great job, he has my vote to be the next host of the Daily Show.
I really enjoy Ronny Chieng and Dulce!
Best trio moving!
I just don't get the constant special treatment. His 450 million became 175 for no reason, he violates gag orders several times each and still hasn't been held in contempt, and he will continue to do so. Put the POS in jail until the trial is over or he will actually start sending his cult following to juror's homes.
You don't understand why the rich and powerful are treated differently than the average nobody?
Hahaha he called it a kangaroo court.
He breaks gag orders literally the minute he’s struck with one. This is, what, the 11th or 12th time? Just in the last month?
And that's only in in this case, he's broken gag orders in other cases too.
Jon then Jordan. What a time
I really think the team running the show together works wonderfully, echoing the talking head groups of 24-hr news networks. Mix and match!
I love the Ronnie + Jordan combo!
Got the all star crew tonight. Ronnie Jordan and desi
Harassment and threats are Not freedom of speech
You've missed the point here:
Everything is allowed when it benefits Reputincans and illegal when it doesn't.
They have only three values left: Me, Mine and My.
Cannibals in New Guinea, who would have thought.
Oh man these two are so awkward together and I am loving every minute of it.