Link: What happened? Zelda: (Chuckles) Nothing, Link. We were just about to have a feast. Link: Great! (They both laugh) AVGN: They all yuk it up, and everything's fine.
I love how Danny slowly becomes more and more done with this shit as the game goes on. He's such a calm and easygoing guy, but he still can't help but be like "Not gonna like, Arin. I hate this game."
"Okay we need someone to animate these cutscenes but we're on a really tight budget." "............uhh, my nephew's kinda good at drawing, I'm sure if I just give him some pizza, he'll do it."
They had some somewhat talented animators, but a low turnaround time, hardware limitations up the ass, and they had no idea how to draw on a computer. Honestly, this reminds me of the guys who animated Ekh.
I feel that Links "Golly!" he uttered after defeating that weird pig is supposed to be his version of how Zelda says "Good!" when that evil dude in Wand of Gamelon melted and uttered the immortal phrase" you've killed me!"
I'd like to remind everyone that Nintendo had originally teamed up with Sony to release the Playstation together, but backed down from their deal at the last second in order to team up Philips and make the CDI. So other words, *Nintendo chose THIS over the PS1!*
that is not true, it was basically going to be the SNES version of the Sega CD add on, and we all know how well THAT went for sega... I think Nintendo made a good call cancelling it, but didn't really lose anything at the time by letting philips make these shithole games either, they were only discovered once the internet became popular
Link (L): Gee, it sure is boring around here. The King (K): My boy. This peace is what all warriors strive for. L: I just wonder what Ganon is up to. Gwonam: Your majesty. Ganon [gænʌn] and his minions have seized the islands of Koridai [kɔɹɪdaɪ̯]. K: Hmm... How can we help? G: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon. L: Great! I'll grab my stuff! G: There is no time; your sword is enough. L: How about a kiss... For luck? Zelda (Z): You've got to be kidding. G: Squadila! [squa.dɪ.la] We're off! L: Wow! What are all those heads? G: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each. L: I guess I better get going. G: Here! ...Is the map. Where do you wish to go? ⁓ Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies. ⁓ Morshu: Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you’re a little... Mmm. Richer! ⁓ Frozen women: Help! Ganon froze the fountain; I'm stuck! ⁓ FW: Here, have some Water of Life. L: (Gulp, gulp, gulp!) FW: My, you're thirsty! Oh my goodness! ⁓ Fisherman: Biggest crab I ever caught. Heh-heh! L: It's a Goma! Fisherman: Yeah, pretty good. Here! L: Thanks! ⁓ Fisherman: Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing. ⁓ Fish Lady: Dairas [daɪras] came straight from the crater 'ill I boarded the vent. Used a skull for a latch and not one Dairas figured it out. ⁓ Ipo: I am the reader Ipo [aɪ.poʊ]. If you bring me the book of Koridai, I will gladly read the secret verse. ⁓ Fat (seductive) woman: You're not afraid of dragons. Are you? L: (Gulp.) Of course not. Fat woman: Then get my necklace back from Gleeok [gli.ɑk]. Okay? Pretty please? ⁓ Old (yellow coat) man: It's [dɛθs] mighty dark with all the evil about. Keep this lantern full. It will light your way. L: Thanks! ⁓ Old man: Not many left, Link. There's Druick [druɪ̩k] 'round the side of Glutko [glʌt.goʊ]. Aye. ⁓ G: Look! What has happened! Ganon: In the darkest nightmare hour, when the moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power. I shall keep her in my prison. ⁓ Ganon: Join me, Link! And I will make your face greatest in Koridai or else you will die! ⁓ Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It burns! ⁓ Fairy 1: You're doing great, Link! Fairy 2: You're our hero. F1: Here's a Life Heart. F2: We know you can beat Ganon. ⁓ F1: You're doing great, Link! F2: You're our hero. F1: Here's some Water of Life. F2: Drink, Link! ⁓ Old (ugly) witch: I may be old and ugly, but, I still know a few tricks! Bring some grapple-berries. I'll show you a good one. ⁓ Old witch: Stir the berries in the tub. Let the juices soak the glove. Let Link fight and gather cower. For his glove's a glove of power. L: Wow! Thanks! ⁓ Fat woman: How sweet. (Kisses) Muah. My husband gave me this. He's an [abɒmɪnʌm][?] now. Here. It's not much, but, it will still carry water. ⁓ Ice queen: Before you face the foul fiend Ganon, you must conquer Fortress Centrum [sɛn.trʌm]. Treasure of death is hidden. Bring it to me. Be gone. ⁓ IQ: This shield, both sword and spear deflects, but, cannot stop the villainous curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect cursing the curser with twice the curse. ⁓ G: Look! And see Goronu. Goronu: Wake up, sleepy bones. I'm the living anti cut ner vial throats. Bwuh-ha-ha... ⁓ Goronu: I may be hideous, but, after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me. ⁓ L: Hey, Zelda. Wake up! Goronu [goroʊnu]: What? Link? You saved me! ⁓ Goronu: You can't kill me! No, no, no...! ⁓ G: See how Harliquin [harlɪkwɪn] capture Koridians? Computer: You lose. Koridian: (Sniffles) Harliquin: Do you know what it means when lose your last ruby?! (Snort.) Now you will work for me! (Snort.) Take him away! (Snort.) ⁓ Harliquin: I say your chances are a million to none, but, let's have fun! Anyway! ⁓ Harliquin: Now you see me. Now you don't! ⁓ Harliquin: Ah! Ah-ha... Lucky shot... L: Golly! ⁓ Astronomer: The stars are made of ice. Thus, the night is cold. Bring the crystal from Sairagon [sɛrɑgɔn] and I will prove the light of ice penetrate more than fire. ⁓ Astronomer: Now, if we make a simple vacuum and spin the ice just so. There! ⁓ G: Look! ...How Militron [mɪlɪtrɒn] makes his warriors. Militron: Worthless Koridian. You must be hardened with fire! Go and kill! ⁓ Militron: Feel the fire of war! ⁓ Militron: Now, you must die! ⁓ Militron: Oh my goodness! This is awful! ⁓ Fat Girl: My hero! (Kiss) Won't you L: Oh, God... FG: please jump across that lil' old chasm L: Yuck... FG: and cut my daddy's chains? Pretty please? Have a heart. ⁓ Smith: Please, Link. Jump and cut these chains. The Arpagos [ɑrpagʌs] are driving me crazy. ⁓ Smith: Thanks. Say, you have a Fire Diamond, don't you? L: Sure! Smith: Then let me fix your sword. Let's see how it works. L: Wow! ⁓ Beer guy: What are you're havin' partner? [pɑrt.ə] L: I'm going to fight Glutko. BG: Don't fight him; feed him! (Snort.) Feed him something spicy! Know what I mean? ⁓ G: Through the eye of Glutko lies the shrine of Koridai. Glutko: Awm-yee. I'm simply famished. Koridian: No! Glutko: Mmm. Tastes like a Daira [daɪra]! Perhaps just one more? ⁓ Glutko: Good goodie! Mashed Link for the main course. ⁓ Glutko: Wuh-oh! ⁓ Ipo: Listen! Such is the power of the prince of darkness that he can kill with a single look. Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless unless Link attacks with the sacred book. ⁓ G: Consider Lupay [lupeɪ], the most of Ganon's minions. Lupay: With this ruby, I replace your soul. You will obey. Koridan: Ah-woo-ooh... Aw-woo-ooh. ⁓ Lupay: I spy with my eye, someone who must die. ⁓ Lupay: I will not die! Ah-woo... ⁓ G: At last, you have the vision to find my house! Now, you will see the [sæn.kɹu.mis] that prevent your approach to Ganon. Go, with many blessings! ⁓ Z: Uh. Why'd you do that? L: I just saved you from Ganon! Z: You did not! G: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come, look! Already Koridai is returing to harmony. The birds are singing. Is it beatiful? L: Golly! G: As it written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai! L: I guess that's worth a kiss? Huh? Z: Ha! L: I won! You read the script Now you must die
I love how the Grumps make the armor guy sound resigned when he says "You must die". It's like, "Yeah, sorry, that's the way it is... I'm just doing my low-paying job."
Hey, I know you left this comment three years ago, but I just wanted to let you know that if you switch the first and second lines and fix one word, your comment becomes a haiku. “Dan gets real confused, Arin just laughs his ass off, This is all cutscenes.” Hope you enjoyed. Happy Holidays :)
7:48 are we just not going to talk about the fact that link's face just kinda casually liquified? (Also yes i know im writing this comment incredibly late)
Arin, a guy known for his raging meltdowns, reacted WAY calmer to that “Now you have the vision to find my house!” line than the much calmer PeanutButterGamer did.
Satoshi Katsumoto there's only two parts of effort in this game with his voice actor actually sounding like he cares, and whoever animated that ice queen cutscene
Fun fact; The scroll in the opening is Sumerian Cuneiform and translates (loosely) into; "Go to the Crab's Lair, a bounty of fish, speak (to the crab)" .. I kid you not. Nowhere does it say "Only link can defeat Ganon"
"Oh, I have to hit him with the book." In any half-way decent game, that would be the stupidest thing to think. That's why it is, of course, the correct solution in this game.
Cutscenes in Order (Not including repeats): Link is Bored 0:05 Who's Gonnon 1:09 You Want It It's Yours 1:32 Go To Hell 1:47 What? 2:02 Fairies 2:21 Have Some Water of Life 2:34 I am the Reader 2:50 You're Not Afraid 3:10 Idek 3:27 I may be hideous 3:40 Gannon shows up 4:00 My hero 4:22 Drink Link 4:58 Glove of Power 5:17 Titty Grab 5:41 Oh my goodness 6:35 Pretty Link 6:57 Not Zelda Saved 7:45 You can't kill me 7:57 Bad Rhyme 8:11 Wake Up Sleepy Bones 8:39 You Lose 9:47 Let's have fun 10:10 Lucky Shot 10:19 That's a Guy? 10:34 You Must Be hardened with fire 10:50 Fire of War 11:20 Omg, this is awful 11:45 Please free me Link 11:56 Ding ding....done 12:10 Heya Pawtna 12:28 Chin tits 12:56 Mashed Link 13:23 UH OH 13:32 Throw the book at him 14:17 My 120 year old great great grandma as a wolf 14:40 Now you see me 15:32 I spy 16:06 I will not die 16:19 You can see my house 16:54 You must die... 17:25 Or else you will die 19:34 IT BURNS 19:51 I won 20:07
I love the pixel art paintings in these games But the dereality space that exists in the live action CDi Zelda is my true home So fucking weird looking. So psychedelic. Just a collage of digitized photos
*As They Progress Through The Game As These Specific Cutscenes Play, Arin Is Laughing Up A Storm Whereas Dan Becomes More Frustrated And Embarrassed From It.* 2:42 10:26 16:25 20:39
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This is why link is a silent protagonist
HAAAAH! TYAAAAH!
He has seen things he will never unsee. He’s scarred for life now
Damn you Midna
GOLLY
I guess that's worth a kiss, huh? I WON!
*O H M Y
G O O D N E S S*
2:35
11:46
6:50
H E L P.
Read this as soon as I got to that part! 🤣
"I'm not gonna lie Arin, I hate this game."
I just how blunt Dan is there.
Josh Riley can you stop fucking commenting this on every single comment. God your fucking annoying
"I Just How blunt Dan is there"
GoodJob
@@ALCecil Why Do You Type Like This
10:16
Link: What happened?
Zelda: (Chuckles) Nothing, Link. We were just about to have a feast.
Link: Great! (They both laugh)
AVGN: They all yuk it up, and everything's fine.
the amount of times arin just absolutely LOST HIS SHIT at these cutscenes was amazing, honestly
Memoca Galeby
*Golly.*
youval hakmon excuse me?
youval hakmon first of all, the hell did Andrew do?
*Oh my goodness!*
I swear to god when the pig guy dies and link just says "Golly!"cracks me up every time
10:25
I was your 700th like
Luckey Shooootttt...
*ĢØĹŁÝ*
He sounds like he's not that impressed, and considering what happens in this game, that makes sense.
IKR
I love how Danny slowly becomes more and more done with this shit as the game goes on. He's such a calm and easygoing guy, but he still can't help but be like "Not gonna like, Arin. I hate this game."
Agreed, yes yes
And he's not even the one playing it, so his suffering is nothing compared to Arin's.
Bronson Ferrigno Aron definitely enjoyed it solely for Dans reaction
Yeah. He's like that for every crappy game. (Except Gubble, apparently...?)
"Shalom, happy Hanukkah"
"You must die."
*dies laughing*
"Hava Nagila! ...... You must die."
@@onyxsylvian And. His name Is Danon
I can see why this game is called "faces of evil"
Rocco Anders Even the people who are trying to help you are frightening. XD
Ganon's a joke.
"Not many left, Link. There's DROOLING! Down the side of Glutgo! UUUAAAAAAEEIIYYYGGGH."
Golly
The real faces of evil were the friends we made along the way.
Man, Breath of the Wild looks so great.
"You like taco's, Wade?"
Yes it does-
Me 2017
I'd be terrified of what Sidon and Kass would look like in the Philips CD-i style.
*+SR Brant*
Or King Dorephan
I don’t want to see what Sidon looks like in this art style.
"Cannot stop the curse, but this crystal will curse the curser with twice the curse" frikin great rhyming
Curseception
When you haven’t hit the 1000 word mark yet.
Yo dawg, I heard you like curses...
It's funny, because several other lines in the game would have made for great rhymes, and yet that was the best they made
@@danieltobin4498 SO WE PUT A CURSE, IN YO CURSE
It's like every single cutscene was created on MS paint
who says it wasnt
Basically was
I mean, if not Paint, what was it??
I bet my entire lineage it was.
Animations for cutscene were outsourced to a russian company. Google is a thing, guys
"Here, have some water of life."
*Gulp, gulp*
"My, you're thirsty!"
*Weird sound effect*
" *OH MY GOODNESS* "
Scruffy 39 *freezes*
XD
@Minegamer "Oh. My fucking God."
"Okay we need someone to animate these cutscenes but we're on a really tight budget."
"............uhh, my nephew's kinda good at drawing, I'm sure if I just give him some pizza, he'll do it."
BlackTigr, Inc. If I remember correctly they basically has a basement of low paid animators that they had rush the animation in 10 min
They had some somewhat talented animators, but a low turnaround time, hardware limitations up the ass, and they had no idea how to draw on a computer. Honestly, this reminds me of the guys who animated Ekh.
"Cursing the curser with twice the curse"
Double your curse, double your fun.
Goooood. Double the curse, double the fall.
Double the curse by twice the amount.
Good!
I don't know why but I had to finish this with "Now That's Progressive"
its missing something, (snap) i got it!
"Yo dog,"
I feel that Links "Golly!" he uttered after defeating that weird pig is supposed to be his version of how Zelda says "Good!" when that evil dude in Wand of Gamelon melted and uttered the immortal phrase" you've killed me!"
"You've killed meeeee!"
*Blub, blub*
" *GOOD.* "
You’ve killed meeeeeee...
*Golly*
I’m like number 666. Muahaha
Also cute as fuck pfp
@@_xavier_rosas_ Lucky shot...
*G O O D*
Dan's reaction to the werewolf dying @ 16:19 is easily one of my favorite moments. Genuine anger and disbelief.
Don't MSPaint me out!
_"I_ need the crystal of vision"
I WILL NOT Diiiie!
*Crying Howling*
i love it when they go absolutely quiet when a cutscene plays lol
luckily they haven't seen too many YTP's of this game
Mars Has Cable show them the original gems of the Internet
Mars Has Cable z
SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE
I WON
I've watched so many ytps.
Hey Iron Knuckle, I have to cut these onions for the stew tonight.
"You must cry."
This homework is too fucking hard!
‘You must try.’
Shekel Abductor Hey Iron Knuckle!? How can i Get an amiboo?
You must buy
Hey Iron Knuckle, how should I go about getting a priceless painting at this auction?
"You must buy."
Hey Iron Knuckles, I keep tripping on my laces, any tips for how to stop?
You must tie!
Golly it’s militron not iron knuckle
*G O L L Y*
SimpleBoi *Y O U M U S T D I E*
*G O O D*
G O L L Y!
Staying for dinner?
You must dine!
Welcome to Walmart!
You must buy!
Stubbed your toe?
You must cry!
Dave's Drabbles
Are you wet?
You must dry!
Can't come up with anymore rhymes?
You must try!
Gandalf hanging over the edge of a chasm?
You must fly.... you fools.
Dave's Drabbles
Your laces untied?
*you must tie.*
Your girlfriend found out you watched a tv show without her?
You must lie
You want chicken for dinner?
*You must fry*
"Golly!"
Oh my goodness
Tia Blue shut up ya dink
Tia Blue dinner
*picks up deflated pig corpse*
Lucky shot.
This game's first source of healing is stealing water from an old woman freezing to death. Byoutiful
i think i love 16:20 the most. arin INSTANTLY bursts into hysterical laughter while dan is in such disbelief that he can’t
16:26 such a beautiful sound
Elmo laugh
I'd like to remind everyone that Nintendo had originally teamed up with Sony to release the Playstation together, but backed down from their deal at the last second in order to team up Philips and make the CDI.
So other words, *Nintendo chose THIS over the PS1!*
It’s true
Except both would have been an addon instead of a standalone console. If Sony didn't try to fuck Nintendo then we'd have a different industry.
They backed down because Sony wanted the rights to their characters.
that is not true, it was basically going to be the SNES version of the Sega CD add on, and we all know how well THAT went for sega... I think Nintendo made a good call cancelling it, but didn't really lose anything at the time by letting philips make these shithole games either, they were only discovered once the internet became popular
2:34, 6:38, 10:22, 16:19
Lee Nuxunumo Arin’s genuine hard laughter at these parts is the best.
16:19 was pure gold. I had to pause, reflect on what I saw, and then rewatch it. XD
14:51 Don’t forget this one 😂😂
link has a case of the yaoi hands
Sayori deserves better Sayori is dead
Then he must die
Idk what yaoi hands look like but im really tempted to find out.
Feminine hands
Thingy no yaoi hands are usually fucking enormous
"I guess that's worth a kiss!"
"..fuck off."
"I WON!!"
i am DYING
Isn't it sad that the Ice Maiden, Harlequin, and Militron have the best voices in this game?
The Qwertynator Is the ice maiden the regal woman, or the old woman?
Help! Ganon froze the fountain! I'm stuck!
baranguirus I mean the regal woman, the old woman's ok too.
Link (L): Gee, it sure is boring around here.
The King (K): My boy. This peace is what all warriors strive for.
L: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: Your majesty. Ganon [gænʌn] and his minions have seized the islands of Koridai [kɔɹɪdaɪ̯].
K: Hmm... How can we help?
G: It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
L: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
G: There is no time; your sword is enough.
L: How about a kiss... For luck?
Zelda (Z): You've got to be kidding.
G: Squadila! [squa.dɪ.la] We're off!
L: Wow! What are all those heads?
G: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
L: I guess I better get going.
G: Here! ...Is the map. Where do you wish to go?
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Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
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Morshu: Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you’re a little... Mmm. Richer!
⁓
Frozen women: Help! Ganon froze the fountain; I'm stuck!
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FW: Here, have some Water of Life.
L: (Gulp, gulp, gulp!)
FW: My, you're thirsty! Oh my goodness!
⁓
Fisherman: Biggest crab I ever caught. Heh-heh!
L: It's a Goma!
Fisherman: Yeah, pretty good. Here!
L: Thanks!
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Fisherman: Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing.
⁓
Fish Lady: Dairas [daɪras] came straight from the crater 'ill I boarded the vent. Used a skull for a latch and not one Dairas figured it out.
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Ipo: I am the reader Ipo [aɪ.poʊ]. If you bring me the book of Koridai, I will gladly read the secret verse.
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Fat (seductive) woman: You're not afraid of dragons. Are you?
L: (Gulp.) Of course not.
Fat woman: Then get my necklace back from Gleeok [gli.ɑk]. Okay? Pretty please?
⁓
Old (yellow coat) man: It's [dɛθs] mighty dark with all the evil about. Keep this lantern full. It will light your way.
L: Thanks!
⁓
Old man: Not many left, Link. There's Druick [druɪ̩k] 'round the side of Glutko [glʌt.goʊ]. Aye.
⁓
G: Look! What has happened!
Ganon: In the darkest nightmare hour, when the moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power. I shall keep her in my prison.
⁓
Ganon: Join me, Link! And I will make your face greatest in Koridai or else you will die!
⁓
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It burns!
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Fairy 1: You're doing great, Link!
Fairy 2: You're our hero.
F1: Here's a Life Heart.
F2: We know you can beat Ganon.
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F1: You're doing great, Link!
F2: You're our hero.
F1: Here's some Water of Life.
F2: Drink, Link!
⁓
Old (ugly) witch: I may be old and ugly, but, I still know a few tricks! Bring some grapple-berries. I'll show you a good one.
⁓
Old witch: Stir the berries in the tub. Let the juices soak the glove. Let Link fight and gather cower. For his glove's a glove of power.
L: Wow! Thanks!
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Fat woman: How sweet. (Kisses) Muah. My husband gave me this. He's an [abɒmɪnʌm][?] now. Here. It's not much, but, it will still carry water.
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Ice queen: Before you face the foul fiend Ganon, you must conquer Fortress Centrum [sɛn.trʌm]. Treasure of death is hidden. Bring it to me. Be gone.
⁓
IQ: This shield, both sword and spear deflects, but, cannot stop the villainous curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect cursing the curser with twice the curse.
⁓
G: Look! And see Goronu.
Goronu: Wake up, sleepy bones. I'm the living anti cut ner vial throats. Bwuh-ha-ha...
⁓
Goronu: I may be hideous, but, after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me.
⁓
L: Hey, Zelda. Wake up!
Goronu [goroʊnu]: What? Link? You saved me!
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Goronu: You can't kill me! No, no, no...!
⁓
G: See how Harliquin [harlɪkwɪn] capture Koridians?
Computer: You lose.
Koridian: (Sniffles)
Harliquin: Do you know what it means when lose your last ruby?! (Snort.) Now you will work for me! (Snort.) Take him away! (Snort.)
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Harliquin: I say your chances are a million to none, but, let's have fun! Anyway!
⁓
Harliquin: Now you see me. Now you don't!
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Harliquin: Ah! Ah-ha... Lucky shot...
L: Golly!
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Astronomer: The stars are made of ice. Thus, the night is cold. Bring the crystal from Sairagon [sɛrɑgɔn] and I will prove the light of ice penetrate more than fire.
⁓
Astronomer: Now, if we make a simple vacuum and spin the ice just so. There!
⁓
G: Look! ...How Militron [mɪlɪtrɒn] makes his warriors.
Militron: Worthless Koridian. You must be hardened with fire! Go and kill!
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Militron: Feel the fire of war!
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Militron: Now, you must die!
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Militron: Oh my goodness! This is awful!
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Fat Girl: My hero! (Kiss) Won't you
L: Oh, God...
FG: please jump across that lil' old chasm
L: Yuck...
FG: and cut my daddy's chains? Pretty please? Have a heart.
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Smith: Please, Link. Jump and cut these chains. The Arpagos [ɑrpagʌs] are driving me crazy.
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Smith: Thanks. Say, you have a Fire Diamond, don't you?
L: Sure!
Smith: Then let me fix your sword. Let's see how it works.
L: Wow!
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Beer guy: What are you're havin' partner? [pɑrt.ə]
L: I'm going to fight Glutko.
BG: Don't fight him; feed him! (Snort.) Feed him something spicy! Know what I mean?
⁓
G: Through the eye of Glutko lies the shrine of Koridai.
Glutko: Awm-yee. I'm simply famished.
Koridian: No!
Glutko: Mmm. Tastes like a Daira [daɪra]! Perhaps just one more?
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Glutko: Good goodie! Mashed Link for the main course.
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Glutko: Wuh-oh!
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Ipo: Listen! Such is the power of the prince of darkness that he can kill with a single look. Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless unless Link attacks with the sacred book.
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G: Consider Lupay [lupeɪ], the most of Ganon's minions.
Lupay: With this ruby, I replace your soul. You will obey.
Koridan: Ah-woo-ooh... Aw-woo-ooh.
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Lupay: I spy with my eye, someone who must die.
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Lupay: I will not die! Ah-woo...
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G: At last, you have the vision to find my house! Now, you will see the [sæn.kɹu.mis] that prevent your approach to Ganon. Go, with many blessings!
⁓
Z: Uh. Why'd you do that?
L: I just saved you from Ganon!
Z: You did not!
G: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come, look! Already Koridai is returing to harmony. The birds are singing. Is it beatiful?
L: Golly!
G: As it written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
L: I guess that's worth a kiss? Huh?
Z: Ha!
L: I won!
You read the script
Now you must die
Top kek
This deserves more likes
the IPA transcription in this is really good btw!!
Golly
You are AWESOME.
This was a FANTASTIC idea for a compilation video, I love grumps fans so much
Bieti I did nothing to deserve your love xD
I love how the Grumps make the armor guy sound resigned when he says "You must die". It's like, "Yeah, sorry, that's the way it is... I'm just doing my low-paying job."
Can we talk about the noise Arin makes at 9:08
Yes. Yes we may.
I lost it 😂😂
Aka "two nerds watch the origins of some of the greatest TH-cam videos ever".
“Whatever Rachel”
"Hey. How's it goin?" - Rachael, House Party
3:10 "your not afraid of dragons, are you?"
Nah, im scared of whatever you are
"Oh... my fucking god."
Possibly some of Dan's best delivery here.
"She doesn't know I'm gay" 0:41 I ABSOLUTELY lost my shit
GentlemanlyNinja it'd explain the bad case of yaoi hands...
Not gonna lie Arin, I hate this game.
drummr1313 everybody does
HalcyonSerenade GOLLY!
HalcyonSerenade
Bombs?
The only "good" part is the cutscenes
I won! :D
Arin just laughs his ass off
Dan gets really confused
This is all cutscenes.
Hey, I know you left this comment three years ago, but I just wanted to let you know that if you switch the first and second lines and fix one word, your comment becomes a haiku.
“Dan gets real confused,
Arin just laughs his ass off,
This is all cutscenes.”
Hope you enjoyed. Happy Holidays :)
@@Maxxx_Power I do not remember leaving this comment, but thanks for the haiku!
@@Maxxx_Power Don’t forget, it’s snowing on Mt. Fuji
7:48 are we just not going to talk about the fact that link's face just kinda casually liquified? (Also yes i know im writing this comment incredibly late)
10:19 G O L L Y
XD
Not the cutscenes, it BURNS! @.@
You haven't seen the last from me!
CaptainMarvell92 Returns Why did you stop the cutscene? I just saved you
Good!
What's up with Link's Hair? Is it blonde? Is it brown? Who knows?
Garrett Carter to be fair, in one of the official games its fucking purple for some reason so
Garrett Carter Classic
+The Timelords Well that was just the graphical limitations of the SNES but that's a fair point lol
Dirty blonde I guess
Garrett Carter Blonde. And he has BLUE eyes.
13:14 "Guess I'll just throw the book at him"
Holy shit how did he know
I love it when Arin calls it a Pee pee
TheFartingDuck -That's Dan, not Arin.
🎶You got lots of pee pee🎶
🎶Coming out of my wee wee🎶
Arin, a guy known for his raging meltdowns, reacted WAY calmer to that “Now you have the vision to find my house!” line than the much calmer PeanutButterGamer did.
I like how Link wonders about Ganon like he's a good friend that he hasn't seen in a while.
this game is like one of those meme games vinesauce fans make Vinny play
pretty much
Hey Uncle Jobel did play it once
Dan's completely honest "what?" At the character at 12:30 cracks me up so much
"link looked so beautiful in that"
2:40 at least she died while making a BOI attempt.
Holy shit, it looks exactly like it! 😂😂😂
Am I the only one who agrees with Dan on Militron looking badass?
Eh, he's kind of boring. Just a flat blue.
TheClumzyVixen I know, but the design looks cool.
Satoshi Katsumoto there's only two parts of effort in this game with his voice actor actually sounding like he cares, and whoever animated that ice queen cutscene
That and Militron's design and the music.
@Dan ny Aww, thanks!
1:32 most influential moment in gaming history
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeah
What we all came here for
10:24 My all time favorite part of the ENTIRE playthrough. XDXD
I swear the last few moments of the wolf person’s death looked like a scooby doo re-color
Fun fact;
The scroll in the opening is Sumerian Cuneiform and translates (loosely) into;
"Go to the Crab's Lair, a bounty of fish, speak (to the crab)"
..
I kid you not.
Nowhere does it say "Only link can defeat Ganon"
My favorite boss is edgy blue bionicle
Hes the beat man
"What are all those heads?"
*stares blankly into the void*
link's face during the final scene when they are riding the carpet... jeeze...
I love how all the cutscenes look like they were drawn in MS Paint
19:39 fucking this is where it came from
TheRemedyR0ckZ83 Yes!
"Oh, I have to hit him with the book."
In any half-way decent game, that would be the stupidest thing to think. That's why it is, of course, the correct solution in this game.
13:35 The way he says "Spaghettios" is so funny
16:25 Arin's laugh is everything 😂😂
Arin_Hanson.exe has stopped working
The guy at 1:35 looks like he's making a musicaly
And it looks just as terrible lol
He has a name man :,( it’s Morshu btw
“Oh my goodness” has to be my favorite cutscene in this game.
"I win" link 2017
Damn Link has a bad case of Yaoi Fingers in this game
THE FUCK ARE THOSE
I checked they are hands that are long and thin
Looks like you’ve got some yaoi fingers.
15:38 "I'm broken!"
RESTART PROGRAM!
-Throws bomb-
"UHHH OOOOHHHHH!" (boom)
I swear that scene cracks me up so much! Lmao
Cutscenes in Order (Not including repeats):
Link is Bored 0:05
Who's Gonnon 1:09
You Want It It's Yours 1:32
Go To Hell 1:47
What? 2:02
Fairies 2:21
Have Some Water of Life 2:34
I am the Reader 2:50
You're Not Afraid 3:10
Idek 3:27
I may be hideous 3:40
Gannon shows up 4:00
My hero 4:22
Drink Link 4:58
Glove of Power 5:17
Titty Grab 5:41
Oh my goodness 6:35
Pretty Link 6:57
Not Zelda Saved 7:45
You can't kill me 7:57
Bad Rhyme 8:11
Wake Up Sleepy Bones 8:39
You Lose 9:47
Let's have fun 10:10
Lucky Shot 10:19
That's a Guy? 10:34
You Must Be hardened with fire 10:50
Fire of War 11:20
Omg, this is awful 11:45
Please free me Link 11:56
Ding ding....done 12:10
Heya Pawtna 12:28
Chin tits 12:56
Mashed Link 13:23
UH OH 13:32
Throw the book at him 14:17
My 120 year old great great grandma as a wolf 14:40
Now you see me 15:32
I spy 16:06
I will not die 16:19
You can see my house 16:54
You must die... 17:25
Or else you will die 19:34
IT BURNS 19:51
I won 20:07
Thanks
5:25
*applauds*
Edit: look at the glove
👌🔁
Welcome to Walmart!
You must die! 18:13
I love how hard Arin laughs at all of these cutscenes and meanwhile Danny is just like “Oh my F U C K I N G GOD”
16:19 You're welcome
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
SaintSentry I can explain every natural phenomenon
Stank boi The tides, the grass, the ground
SaintSentry Well that was Maui just messing around.
What the fuck? Why the hell are you quoting "Moana"!?!?! Sorry, I am just almost dying of laughter and need to blame someone.
19:39 OMFG IS THAT WHERE THAT "DIE" SOUND EFFECT COMES FROM
Indeed it is!
i love how ganon doesn't even say Hello ever, i think he says " *Now* you must die" but them misshearing it gave us one of the best bits
Are we really not gonna talk about how good Link's face animation at 7:48 is? I mean, look at his lips!
*While deflating*
"Lucky shhhhhhoooottt"
"Golly."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:23 "You've just been erased." -Arnold Schwarzenegger
5:25 god dammit the glove did it to us
I love how the scroll text is like cuniform and then one jesus fish
I love the pixel art paintings in these games But the dereality space that exists in the live action CDi Zelda is my true home
So fucking weird looking. So psychedelic. Just a collage of digitized photos
The "You must die!" Thing is my favourite
On tonight's special episode of Link and the Faces of Evil, the role of Ganon's Most Powerful Minion shall be played by Kid Trunks.
I like how whenever a skeletal enemy is brought up the voice is instantly followed up by "nyeh"
the best one is link going "Golly!" and he just picks up the fucking skinned body of the guy
16:25 I've never heard arin laugh so hard XD
3:10 I swear to god, I thought for sure “You’re not afraid of dragons, are you?” would be followed up by the lady turning INTO a dragon.
Once you get done with Ganon, we can go to hell.
I thought we were already in hell.
I W O N
why was my first thought at the knight "welcome to my suicide prevention program... you must die"
*As They Progress Through The Game As These Specific Cutscenes Play, Arin Is Laughing Up A Storm Whereas Dan Becomes More Frustrated And Embarrassed From It.*
2:42
10:26
16:25
20:39
"now you see me, now you don't!"
*Farts and a little comes out*
10:22 I thought he was going to say lucky shit
Anyone notice how the wolf villain and pig villain switch what kind of slaves/enemies they make?
3:49 he looks like he’s going to cough up a hair ball
My favorite thing about the “You Must Die” is the pause
thanks! i'll eat my hair!
Bailey DeRose As a sign of respect. xD
Eat.
pant
Bailey DeRose *you must dine.*
Ear my hair. Eat
20:14 Link was about to get that kiss, but Gwonam JUST HAD TO SHOW UP.