This video made me think - what if we launched foods we need to keep fresh into a satellite that travels at relativistic speeds? Due to time dilation, the foods would stay fresh without refrigeration or heating.
@@glorytheamazinrobloxyt7509 You dunk strawberries in a water bath made with 1 part white vinegar and 3 parts water, drain them, then dry them as thoroughly as possible. You can dry them in a salad spinner lined with paper towels.
1. hard to chew and very bright green 2. kinda hard to chew, getting a lil darker but still tastes pretty good 3. perfection 4. a lil brown and mushy, but that's alr 5. black
“ I love being young the future is bright and… I hate everything I wish I was … young again my body grows soft… AGING IN PAIN the end comes for us all !!! RIP Avocado
@@ryanexantus1418”ok im gonna correct this person cause I think im better than anyone else and I want to make them angry and I THINK they maybe dont know spelling” 🤓
@@MushiroMushroom_hai5Damn you are TOO dramatic. They were making their own joke, it really is 4 stages instead of 5. They never said they were better. Calm down.
How’s nobody talking about the fact Boggo didn’t blink once while cutting they onion? She’s a goddess confirmed. Edit: I made 2 popular comments on one video! I think I got the trifecta now
“I love being young the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I was young again, my body grows soft with aging is pain the end comes for us all.” *fucking dies*
Imagine a teacher in class brought an very old man in class so he can say what being 78 is like and he says "AGING IS PAIN THE END WILL COME FOR US ALL!! Then explodes in dust and bones then all the kids scream and run around in fear while the teacher trys to calm them down.
“I love being young and the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I was young again my body grows soft with aging is pain the end comes for us all” -over ripe avocado before death
hu oh the avocado is about to expire pass it over to me before it gets expired I love being the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I could be young again aging is paying my brother body goes grows soft and mushy RIP avocado
While in Russia my sister and I wanted some avocado toast. We lived right next to a market and decided to go there to pick up some stuff. We end up buying 2 ripe and delicious avocados, we use one for the avocado toast and put the other one on the counter in a fruit basket. The next we go into the kitchen and again crave avocado toast, we cut the avocado and it spoiled overnight.
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as an avocado eater, i can verify the accuracy of this sketch. those things are ripe for a grand total of 26 seconds
2.6*
@@Ellotherematey😂
put them in the frigde
@@Ellotherematey .26*
@@AverageOvergunnerYT* 0000.6 also nice name
The transition inbetween “My future is bright” and “I hate everything” was so smooth it almost had a certain melody to it
Ikr
IKR?
Yeah
They got the next dhmis teacher about age
Right😂
“Aging is pain and the end comes for us all!!”
Most realistic line that I’ve ever heard
How is this the first reply out of 605 likes?!
True
Not related to your comment But do you know ur name lotus is a biscuit name?
We truly do live in a society 😔😔😔
@@yangggdambruk4482 that’s cool
I cannot explain how much i laughed at "ageing is pain the end comes for.us all".😂😂😂
I don't want to think about what happened after death
Avocados and strawberries have the lifespan of a mayfly next to a frog
This video made me think - what if we launched foods we need to keep fresh into a satellite that travels at relativistic speeds? Due to time dilation, the foods would stay fresh without refrigeration or heating.
Where are you getting strawberries from? Mine keep for 2-3 weeks!
@stefaninafla How?? We always have to freeze ours after like 3 days because some are always already starting to get bad
@@glorytheamazinrobloxyt7509 You dunk strawberries in a water bath made with 1 part white vinegar and 3 parts water, drain them, then dry them as thoroughly as possible. You can dry them in a salad spinner lined with paper towels.
Mayflys live a grand total of one day
Boggo witnessed a whole life
In 10 seconds
The likes are at 666 and i dare not ruin them
Fr
@@desmo394 12
@@IthinkitsAngelisticc I don't care
This is like when you do something last minute but then you just fall short of completing whatever you were doing
Exactly,
I am ur 1Kth like
Nmxkckclcixhxc;!!
OMG rename your profile please!!
@@yousefslimani99 why dose he have to do that? He can name it whatever he wants.
1. hard to chew and very bright green
2. kinda hard to chew, getting a lil darker but still tastes pretty good
3. perfection
4. a lil brown and mushy, but that's alr
5. black
There are 4 stages
@@katherinehauser972 the stage 5 when it dies
Rip
Avocado explaining life in 5 seconds
Yup💀
um actually it's 10 seconds 🤓☝
note: 10 seconds from the avocado's baby life to when they died entire vid is like 16-17 secs
Erm @maha-thebird it's actually 16 seconds 🤓
😂😂😂😂
Correct 😝😝😝@@Laughebilty
Four stages of avocado
1. Childhood Innocence
2. Teenage Crisis
3. Middle age Crisis
4. Existential Crisis
You forgot five death
@@Clackas *splat*
Life is three fourths crisis
@@paulmendez5608 I am alarmed by how real this is
1. Childhood
2. Puberty/Adolescence
3. Old
4. Deathbed
5. Death
That avocado went through all the states of life, like it was greef
Grief*
@@Clowninchuckle does it matter if he spelt it right?
@@jimbrad7844 I was just correcting him didn't mean to be offensive or anything
@@Clowninchuckle my bad usually people do that to be mean but Ty for letting me know
@@jimbrad7844 imagine being offended when getting something for free
"I love being young the future is bright and i hate everything" got me😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I love being young the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I was young again" is a bop
like honestly sounds like a song
Yea
AGING IS PAIN THE END COMES FOR US ALL
@@nathengarmadon8293Ikr
I couldn't Not Agree😂
“I love being young and the future is bright and- i hate everything”😂
I wish I was- YoUng AGaIn my body grows soft with-
AgiNg IS pAiN!!!!! ThE eND CoMeS fOR us aLL!
@@Moai1181*avocado dies for 10 seconds*
boggo: 😱 😮
*video replays*
Mood swings be like:
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it's not the same thing guys
@@SpaceAce1000x?
@@ripples_.?
That transition from child to teenager is so good
Frr
the avocado lived a whole life in one throw 💀
i didn't mean to be a idiot
Just be a
Wait you watched the same video we did too? CRAZY 💀💀💀
@@dharrison6504 crazy indeed 💀💀💀
@@DeejayBitcoinSOOO TRUEEEE BESTIE
Uyggrhmsvdvcbstc eggs e eggshells by
her soul has left her eyes
first comment
2nd comment
4th comment
5th comment
6th comment
Avocado's childhood explained in 30 seconds
There’s like 15 Copies of this comment LOL
10*
@@leogillard7384 16*
@@somefries907 yeah you are right it is 16
Yeah I'm with you!!
Ok I dont actually mean 30 seconds its just from a comment 16 seconds would feel off
Ngl avocados are the bane of my meal prep
avocado aging every 0.13 nanosecnds:
Lol
Haha
Emotions?
@@meli-n3v cut how did you said that for
“i love being young my future is bright- and i hate everything “ that got me dying 😂
Me 5-10 explained by my favorite TH-camr and a random comment:
Cringe
@Jackenstine bro shut up
lol
@@jackenstein6311 you guys call everything cringe 💀
They took "They grow up so fast" to another level.
Bro grew up in a matter of 2 seconds 😭😭
The avocado grow every 2 second
Kkkjb
1st and 4th age is 3 seconds 🤓🤓🤓
“Hey look a strawberry” sound would fit this perfectly
The avocado represents how fast you grow, cherish yourself when your young.
An mid-early teenager and I still want to go back to my childhood and terrified of growing older 😭😭😭
@@Midnight_Star1021 I agree.
@@Midnight_Star1021 agre
I think it represents avocado
You're*
You know Life starts looking different when an avocado start spitting facts
💀💀
This was the first land of Boggs Yt short I've seen in 2023
“AGING IS PAIN!!! THE END COMES FOR US ALL!!!” Is just me and my friends humor help 😭
The trauma on Boggo’s face tho
Her name is Kate not Boggo
Avocados lasts for 30 seconds
@@Ecli_pseWCUEthe character not the voice actor
@@Ecli_pseWCUE the character you idiot not the voice actor.
@EllasynYT her name is Boggo not Kate.
Boggo is the character and Kate is Boggos voice actor
My mood swings be like:
relatble
You age in mood swings?
@@xBsF14 No- 💀
@@xBsF14 ☠️☠️☠️
We are avocados.
Aging is PAINN!!!!! She screams in agony 😂😂😂
😡🖕
“ I love being young the future is bright and… I hate everything I wish I was … young again my body grows soft… AGING IN PAIN the end comes for us all !!! RIP Avocado
That avocado went through the 5 stages of grief
Actually, according to the number of phase changes, it's actually 4 stages of grief
@@ryanexantus1418 bro can't take a joke💀
@@ryanexantus1418”ok im gonna correct this person cause I think im better than anyone else and I want to make them angry and I THINK they maybe dont know spelling” 🤓
@@MushiroMushroom_hai5Damn you are TOO dramatic. They were making their own joke, it really is 4 stages instead of 5. They never said they were better. Calm down.
@@ryanexantus1418no, the 5th is death
That avocado cycled through the 5 stages of grief like a washing machine
Don't you mean life, not grief?
I'm 3 steps ahead
The avocado just summarised life
Edit: No E Chains, in fact, no chains of any kind.
250 likes and no replies? Let me fix that (and hopefully create a chain)
No. No chains please
Thank you
E chain?
431 likes and 3 reply's? Lemme fix that :)
@@Iamathing_ i join!
that throw was so slow even a 300cc bike could pass it😭
The avocado took "life is short" to another level 💀
The movie FALL is all about life being short
It was time traveling while being thrown at the speed of light
“I love being young the future is bright and I HATE EVERYTHING”
-Avacado
How’s nobody talking about the fact Boggo didn’t blink once while cutting they onion? She’s a goddess confirmed.
Edit: I made 2 popular comments on one video! I think I got the trifecta now
She did after she looked at the avocado just for I split second
@@AxelOrigelCorral that was afterwards
I can do that
She’s a blob with 2 arms that are legs and hands of course it’s not realistic
No u cant
I like the fact the avocado just goes from "My Future is bright!" to I hate everything.
Avocado goes through the 4 stages of life💀
Yeah literally it went from young to a teenager to an adult to an old woman
Bro grows up every 6.8 seconds 💀
☠️
Bro just went through the five stages of grief💀
Do you mean 4 or does the death count too
@@elcazador9900 I mean sure😶
The dead riper
"AGING IS PAIN!!!!! THE END COMES FOR US ALL" avocado’s famous last words.
This sounds like it could be a song, it just needs a nice background track.
E
Yes
The avocado getting older faster than the speed of life 💀
“I love being young the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I was young again, my body grows soft with aging is pain the end comes for us all.” *fucking dies*
kkkkjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
k...
Fuck….
@@ivanildoandrade3785 stroke detected
@@ivanildoandrade3785oh shit did he just fucking die
@@ivanildoandrade3785stroke detected
This is just kindness he is showing
"AGING IS PAIN- THE END COMES FOR US ALL-" *blows into dark juice*
this avocado just explain the modern life in 10 seconds
110 likes, no comments? let me fix that.
(true tho)
Actually according to my calculations it was 16 ssseconds🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@jaycecrowe-mi2fd Pretty sure they meant the Avocado's time talking and then dying, not the entire video.
@@beethechamp6277 according to my calculations that is still 14 seconds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@jaycecrowe-mi2fd according to my calculations you can't take a joke and you are also one🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
They grow up so fast!
The happy avocado sounded like sody pop from chikn nuggit!
"My future is bright and I hate everything I wish I was "was just so smooth
Thank u so much for 1k likes
I agree
I AGREE
Yes
Yes it was
"I wish I was young again" too
@@DaReal_iHarley me too
R.I.P Avocado.
You will be missed
R.I.P avocado 🥑
Nikocado
Avocado's
I love how they put simple descriptions
Ah yes I hate it when my avocado has a whole life crisis before my eyes
True. First you gotta wait that its Ripe for many days and once it is you have about 5 seconds to do something with it or it dies on the spot
Avocado showed us his life today
* her 💀
Bro went through 4 stages of grief in a few seconds
4 stages actually
@@Sainttokyo1 i thought it was 5? Depression, Anger, Denial, Bargaining, Acceptance? or are Depression and Anger both the same thing
@@justaguydoingstuffs I'm talking about the age
1. 3 year old
2. 20 year old
3. 60 years old
4. 80 years old
@@Sainttokyo1 ohhhh ok
@@justaguydoingstuffsdamn strait
The traumatized look on her face sells it for me.
Dude, that avocado is like seeing some World War II stuff
Hit this to 666
LIKes
@@Mom2Minions what are you saying I’m so confused
avocado🥑 being perfectly fine:
Boe: throws avocado🥑
Avocado: 💀
Avocado: ⚰️
You literally explained the video and commented it
@@themasterbee the avacado sounds like Sody pop from chikn nuggit!
whole life of an avocado explained in a short:
Including our lives
Okay, I'll admit. I let this play an unhealthy amount of times just to listen to the transitions.
same, same
Imagine a teacher in class brought an very old man in class so he can say what being 78 is like and he says "AGING IS PAIN THE END WILL COME FOR US ALL!! Then explodes in dust and bones then all the kids scream and run around in fear while the teacher trys to calm them down.
That’s oddly specific
@ShortsWithShortsOnThem It seems they aren't.. They haven't replied for two weeks!
What the-
*Old guy explodes in the backround*
@@cultofhampterDang. You good?
Avocado school
the avocado made a whole beat
He made “life flashed before his eyes” to a whole new level 😂
*"AGING IS PAIN!! An end comes for us all.."*
“The Traumacado” patent pending
Avocados Childhood has been explained
in 18.68 seconds
16*
Thats copied
Not really
@@JuniorJOOJO02 oh ok
Legend has it that boggo is still traumatised to this day
I love how the Avocado has a like greyish yellow bump on the eybrow for the teen avocado
It doesn’t matter how many times I watch this it will still be funny.
"Oh well,pass me one from the fridge i guess."
“I love being young and the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I was young again my body grows soft with aging is pain the end comes for us all”
-over ripe avocado before death
YEAHHH TRUEEEEEE
I love how the video turned the avocado's word's into a song voice
Totally true
hu oh the avocado is about to expire pass it over to me before it gets expired I love being the future is bright and I hate everything I wish I could be young again aging is paying my brother body goes grows soft and mushy RIP avocado
Eat It And Poop After 10 Seconds
Awww... I love avocados..😭💔💚
Bro took “life flashing before my eyes” to a whole new level 😂😂😂
Nah to a whole universe ❤
That smash was personal 💀
Ngl I could genuinely watch this for hours. Unironically
Reincarnation in a nutshell
The avocado really said "👶🏻 to 🧔🏿"
The avocado explained the whole life😂😂
If period was a person:
avocado*
The avacodo just grew 70 years in 5 seconds. That’s like sleeping 7 hours in 3 hours
wut
I thin your perception of time is just a "wee" bit off
Good job making these videos keep it up god bless👍
Avacdo's childhood explained in 9 seconds:
Edit: 15 Likes!!! oh my... IM GONNA BE FAMOUS
Copied
not copied @@JuniorJOOJO02
My family is the same. When we find something might be expiring soon, we start to cut it up or cook it.
The avocado turned into rotten guacamole.
rotten guacamole?
@@itsmebow63 I tried my best to spell it right.
Reminds me a bit of some movie I watched years ago where someone asked a fly what it was like to have such a short life
Bro explained my whole life in one “YEET”
Wait you have burst into mush?
@@HypotheticalCrabPhisicsyes
@@Hoodie4197 so sorry (゜゜;)-(。。;)€)
The life of an avocado in one throw! I love your videos!!
Avocado just went through all the stages in life in about 30 seconds
I always feel da same every single day lol
Avocados life explained in 20 seconds
I love how the avocado lived an exclusively negative life after childhood which really reminds me of myself
I told you the avocados expire to fast if you put them next to the bananas!!
🤣
what bananas
@@Multistanningg these bananas. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Did I just watch an existential crisis in a couple seconds?
While in Russia my sister and I wanted some avocado toast. We lived right next to a market and decided to go there to pick up some stuff. We end up buying 2 ripe and delicious avocados, we use one for the avocado toast and put the other one on the counter in a fruit basket. The next we go into the kitchen and again crave avocado toast, we cut the avocado and it spoiled overnight.
But how-
@@SproutTussle how what?
Yea avocados are temperamental man. Happened to me a few times when i craved guacamole for my chips
Legends said that the avocado was flying for 10 years
No, it’s not
That’s not real
Bro went through more emotions then an average teen
This is one of the first land of Boggs videos I’ve seen
Bro avocado has better speedrun than Dream💀
Chica