* applies local anesthesia to banana * Me: Ok so he's going to make a small surface incisio-- * CUTS RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING BONE * Me: OMG THAT POOR BANANA
Would've gotten way more views if you named it something like "custom banana strawberry pop-tart mutation" but I get it, it's not about the views for surgeons..it's about saving life's and the end result and I respect that
Dude! Your videos trigger my ASMR. I love it more than videos dedicated to ASMR, no loud tapping or talking or scratching noises. ahhhhhh...thanks for helping me relax.
Meskarune from his FAQ page - "I don't create videos intentionally to evoke ASMR. However, the ASMR community has embraced my videos, and I'm thankful for that. I now operate with ASMR in mind, but it is not my ultimate focus."
So I love ASMR have for years now and when I seen your videos I thought this was a neat concept. You are so meticulous with every item. Very gentle and it's somewhat soothing amd for some reason I'm likeing it.
+Gavin Hopkins people can dislike fruits XD I'm not obese but I hate some fruits and prefer unhealthy foodsYou just got to know when not to eat a certain food :P
I love ur vids and i love when your on tosh.O it was amazing ur perfect and amazing and i dont know if u will see this but i hope u reply what made you start doing this and what age where you when you were first starting to do this i hope u reply thanks
deathwatchgamer Sorry, augmentations are often implants, like breast implants are also referred to as augmentations. Look up the term breast augmentation and educate yourself before trying to correct people on the internet to make yourself look smart.
I like how u use fancy tools like for example a normal person would open a m n m bag by pulling it across like taking that little flap thing on the back and pulling but u turn that back over where the little flap thing is and use a exacto knife to open it and to get the m n ms u use twesers and normle ppl use their fingers.
food surgeon plz reply if you can! I do surgery on food as well yesterday I got some starbursts and put a deep dent in it and put a smartie in it And used another starburst to cover it. it was good but I think you could do it better.
Mom: "What did you do today?"
Son: "I operated on a Pop Tart!"
lol
Mom: “son were moving schools”
Disowned
Lol I just imagine all the food from sausage party screaming when watching this.
Thats whrn you put them to sleep
* applies local anesthesia to banana *
Me: Ok so he's going to make a small surface incisio--
* CUTS RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING BONE *
Me: OMG THAT POOR BANANA
That's what I thought too lol
That was not local anesthesia. That was a disinfectant wipe.
+James Tessier dude that was 2 weeks ago
+GamingAssassin What was?
MexicanAssassin but your 3 months ago
when you wanted to be a chef but you asian daddy wants you to be a doctor
LOL XD
your production quality is quite good.
Would've gotten way more views if you named it something like "custom banana strawberry pop-tart mutation" but I get it, it's not about the views for surgeons..it's about saving life's and the end result and I respect that
Yeah, I can tell he got a's in medical school. Such pure work and talent.
The way he strokes things with that poker tool, haha so great.
Right?! Lol
Octoschizare
I just saw that
XD
Why do I get a psychopath vibe whenever I watch his videos?
He's kinda like the Dexter of foods.
Yeah, I get that vibe too
+sasayaki no. he's the more careful version of howtobasic
I get a weird Dexter type vibe from this shit.
+Richard Buns where could I find those?
You took the best parts of a pop-tart and made a banana sandwich with them? Awesome! :D
And he toasted it like a gentleman!
Indeed!
YEAH
Yes Yes!
PkGam is the food surgeon an Actual Surgeon because if not WHERE DOES HE GET ALL THOSE HOSPITAL/DOCTER STUFF
Dude! Your videos trigger my ASMR. I love it more than videos dedicated to ASMR, no loud tapping or talking or scratching noises. ahhhhhh...thanks for helping me relax.
Playing with your food at a whole new level.
Your videos relax me. I've been stressed out and I just watch them and instantly feel peaceful.
Do you hear that? mmmmm yes, the screams of dieters!
Mythical Bacon MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHHAH
For some reason all these are really relaxing
So relaxing my husband fell asleep while watching it with me
Miles Baker asmr
Asmr search it
I know what ASMR is I tjust doesn't seem like this would be so relaxing but for some reason it is
PANDA POWER
Wow this shit is so graphic. I'm out.
i know we need a disclaimer
S C R E A M I N G
SO MUCH BLOOD!!!
Mr.Jibbers Lol I agree
Mr.Jibbers yep way to graphic
These videos are so relaxing despite the fact that they are so sexual in content.
how?
What? I wouldn't call this "sexual"...maybe meticulous or creative but not really sexual.
i mean he does gently caress most of the food he's uses lol
I think you may just have a fetish.
...sexual? wtf
idk why but these vids are so calming and relaxing! :)
Elissa Loopmans ever heard of ASMR, they make you tingle and treats insomnia
This is oddly satisfying
its great! ISNT IT!?
Rainbowpizzadog I know right
YEAH IT'S AMAZING RIGHT
Rainbowpizzadog yeah
so true
asmr
I just found out what that is yesterday. Suddenly this series made sense as to why I love the videos so much. Lol.
not the point of these videos but he acknowledges that he has attracted that audience
+deathwatchgamer they were originally asmr videos and he branched out to a wider audience.
+Meskarune hmm interesting where did you get that info from
Meskarune from his FAQ page - "I don't create videos intentionally to evoke ASMR. However, the ASMR community has embraced my videos, and I'm thankful for that. I now operate with ASMR in mind, but it is not my ultimate focus."
more like re...PLANTAINTION
HAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAA
kill me
PikePiegal banana jokes
PikePiegal i have some bleach
So I love ASMR have for years now and when I seen your videos I thought this was a neat concept. You are so meticulous with every item. Very gentle and it's somewhat soothing amd for some reason I'm likeing it.
I seriously love all these videos , they help me relax and fall asleep at night lol
I often try to imagine how these techniques would be applied to a human. I don't think they would make it
Considering the consumption of the patient at the end, I don't think so either.
+Tina Redwood Okay, that comment just made me burst out laughing. 10/10 👌
Skyler Rose rofl
Skyler Rose I know me too 😂
I watch ur video before sleep everyday...idk y but those video can make me feel comfortable and relax
I love poptarts but hate bananas... My stomach is confused
same
you must be obese
+Gavin Hopkins that's missed up
+Mjblackout im just saying if you like junk food over a fruit thats good for your health they're probably overweight
+Gavin Hopkins people can dislike fruits XD I'm not obese but I hate some fruits and prefer unhealthy foodsYou just got to know when not to eat a certain food :P
these videos are the only things that give me ASMR XD i have tried many others but nothing worked other than these!
The real question is, who will the food surgeon vote for in the PopTart election?
Mom: "Sweetie stop playing with your food please"
Me : " ok...lemme just give this pop tart a banana boob job"
Mom: "...what the ffokay honey"😳😳
I'd love to try this, but I don't have the certifications yet, and the AMA is apparently reviewing my banana license.
What was the recovery time?
Mr. Smiley Your profile picture looks like a sharingan.
Elder Maxson Not at all.
........ watching this while fasting is not a great Idea to have .
Rip
You're not supposed to brag about fasting
+Elaine Atkinson he is not bragging
Elaine Atkinson You are waaaaay complicating this -_-
+Elaine Atkinson he is not even complaining you need to get off TH-cam and go outside
This is the only type of ASMR that i see that makes me sleepy 😴
WARNING: SCENES MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS
Do you eat whatever's left over?
this is how to basic's lesser known cousin
And runforthecubes brother
Oh, well in the manga he was howtobasics dad. Sorry, I'm barely watching the anime.
There is a thing this guy has a lot of and it's called Patience he has an amazing amount of Patience
I don't think any one else has been so gentle to poptarts than this guy
Khizer Baloch lol
0:55 When one of your siblings gives you a gift but won't say what it is.
another successful procedure, a credit to medical science
this is the right way to eat food.
o hello other lps user
Ikr
Your videos are so cool and have great quality, I just LOVE your channel😍
I FREAKING LOVE YOUR CAMERA! What is it!?
When you try to eat food at night without waking anyone
How do poptarts taste like? They aren't sold here where i live :(
i just got back from vacation, and the first thing i do is watch a facial replantation of a pop-tart. Whats wrong with me?
Blue Jay nothing man nothing
I love ur vids and i love when your on tosh.O it was amazing ur perfect and amazing and i dont know if u will see this but i hope u reply what made you start doing this and what age where you when you were first starting to do this i hope u reply thanks
very good camera angles of the poptart i appreciate it
This may not be an ASMR channel but it definitely is for me 💙
where do u get poptart from
My favorite cooking channel
This is really satisfying to watch for some reason so i subscribed
How many years of candy collage do u have to take to do this 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
yes he can and he can use the archive of free sound effects...thank you very much
The surgeon's notes though XD "1:22 Using tools to pick up tools. So meta."
Why the heck are these videos so entertaining
What cup sizes do banana implants come in? B? BB? Poke your eye out BBB?
sorry this is an augmentation not an implant. you need to go to an implantation for those
deathwatchgamer
Sorry, augmentations are often implants, like breast implants are also referred to as augmentations. Look up the term breast augmentation and educate yourself before trying to correct people on the internet to make yourself look smart.
Tunnelfish2 i was just teasing i know :p
deathwatchgamer
Awww, c'mon I got that excuse from my nephew when he was shown that he was mistaken.
+Tunnelfish2 savage
Is it just me or did u also get satisfied when the scapal cut off the edges of the poptart
5:55 turned into a different video XD ( Its A -psychopath- nvm)
lol I love how dramatic this is and it's so satisfying to me
4.25 i'm laughing so hard rn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why?
Right now I'm wondering- how does he/she prepare food in real life? They seem so thorough and careful, how would they cut meat? Or vegetables?
food surgeon has the best snack ideas
So This Is How Doctors Eat Their Pop Tarts.
Omg you should have 5 million subs tbh
You could make one of the most unique recipe books ever.
Mom:don’t play with you food
Me:
Also me:IM SERIOUS NOW
imagine his mom walks in on him
mom: what are you doing
Surgeon: facial replacements with Pop tarts
mom: I knew we shouldn't have adopted you
why is this soooo relaxing?
This is a new level of ASMR
LOL I love how this is sponsored by Poptarts. This is amazing.
these videos a perfection my dude
this man needs more people to know about him
I like how u use fancy tools like for example a normal person would open a m n m bag by pulling it across like taking that little flap thing on the back and pulling but u turn that back over where the little flap thing is and use a exacto knife to open it and to get the m n ms u use twesers and normle ppl use their fingers.
Okay so their videos are perfect for people with ASMR like myself.
Wow, I might just buy a set of surgeon tools just to open packaging nicely 👍🏻
What does augmentation mean?
Make even better
This video is so satisfying! I cant even deal
oh my god... you're a mad genius
food surgeon plz reply if you can! I do surgery on food as well yesterday I got some starbursts and put a deep dent in it and put a smartie in it And used another starburst to cover it. it was good but I think you could do it better.
what flavour pop tarts are these?
Heather McKnight watch the video for 5 seconds bruh
this is an accurate representation of my brain, it's crazy. I'm too stoned for this lmao
4:17 OH! I thought that was a condom. XD
What is this channel?...
(ASMR WARNING)
The food surgeon: -is carefully doing the process without sound-
Dude recording: *farts*
The food surgeon: *BOB SHUT IT*
you are the best keep doing what your doing
When it came out of da oven , it was over for me... ...LMAO
Remember when this was cool. Haven't heard about or seen this channel in a long time
Playing with your food to a new level.
That's how I open my pop tart box too. People thought I was weird but this'll show them
Is it just me that gets really hungry watching these?
Why is this so satisfying
The surgeon's notessss I'm dying
this is my favorite type of ASMR.
0:35 wow... he's stroking the box.. 1:55 wow... he's stroking the poptart...
r u a real surgeon?
That banana looks great on the pop tart
you should have some mellow dramatic music in the background...add that and your subs will skyrocket
my cat's name is Mellow
Robert Despaw he can't do that because it's ASMR
best idea just like DUN DUM DUN DUM OH NO I MISSED DUM DUM DUM r.i.p pop tart!
you dont saw with a scapel
doc johnny
I love this channel